Flat panko breasts edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOd7TzBxT7Y [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDBs-J-wtQ [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn7gPNgZcO0 [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVD07LqY3L4 [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFdy-KluqTg [Open]>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: The Touhou mahjong client is out. Now you can play mahjong as your favorite hentai doujin character and it better be Marisa- Khubie: She's a hag now btw, but very good at jong (East)- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmJoGX3HICs [Open]>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Toitoi. Just pon everything and win!Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread: >>86500825
YUZU!!!
SEX with MIKOANON (non-euclidian, 3D, discrete)
what kind of eldritch abomination is mikoanon supposed to be anyway?
>>86613755
>>86613778Mikoanon is anything you want mikoanom (genderless, ethereal) to be
>>86614400I didn't even get a warning
What sick fuck is antiāing sex with little girls
Perhaps we should talk about our non-sexual hobbies. Anon, would you like to share?
>>86615392I play mahjong and watch vtubers
aside from the obvious ones I like to bake and I homebrew kombucha
>>86615392I play mahjong and I am a vtuber.
>>86615392i watch every gaming video essays on youtube
>>86615392I download mods for Skyrim. My favorite mod is prison overhaul patched it's a mod that turns prisons into a rape fest and adds lots of public humiliation punishments. I like it because it spawns in really powerful bounty hunters who can actually fight some of my overpowered moded characters and then rape them if they win before taking them to prison for sexual humiliation
>>86615392I cook and play golf and run a rock business
>>86615904I don't think you understood the question anon
Anon should stream skyrim
JONG with MIKOANON (until 100K, local yaku enabled, 5 seconds, 3 red fives)
>>86615486Whens the next stream?
>>86613650>Flat panko breasts
>>86615392I read Occult material and I am also the chuuba. Sidenote: Mahjong IS a hobby anon...
Jonghttps://youtu.be/a0OSRsgQ3Ow
>>86616499What are you currently reading about?
>>86616914nice thumbnail
>>86616265As a vtuber? Sunday.In general? I have to miss tomorrow's stream on my voicetuber account and i'm not sure if I'm moving it to Friday.
I feel the lyrics could flow better but I don't know howThey will kan and they will ponThey'll cry every time we ronBut when the nyaggers find us, we won't hideThey'll call ton and they'll score fastWe riichi and it's all-lastKeep your pinfu by your sideSingin', "Oh Lord, this room was made for us"Singin', "Oh Lord, tanyao nomi just ain't enough"So we'll do a closed hand'Cause we must protect our rankKeep your pinfu by your sideThey'll call sou and they'll call pinThey'll have our points in their sightsBut they're furiten, their eyes are blindThey can 'mote and they can nyaBut they can never ron us outKeep your pinfu by your side Singin', "Oh Lord, this room was made for us"Singin', "Oh Lord, tanyao nomi just ain't enough"When we see all-lastWe don't think 'bout the pastKeep your pinfu by your sideThey'll have kans and they'll have hans'Cause they've got dora in their handsBut we won't fall if we have red fiveThey'll go on and preach their scoreBut they won't make it past bronzeKeep your pinfu by your sideSingin', "Oh Lord, this room was made for us"Singin', "Oh Lord, tanyao nomi is not enough"And when I hear your nyaI know I must ron yaI'll keep my pinfu by my sideI'll keep my pinfu by my sideOh lordKeep your pinfu by your side
>>86616914>I won this game>not shown winning or dealing in any of the hands
>>86617212
>>86616499>read occult materialDo you practice?
>>86617228>the side plot got cut out of the adaptation but they kept the results of it in as a nod to fans of the original
>>86617623>the xapitan side arc was written during a psychadelic binge by the main writer and was cut from the main story for general release
>>86617136Why do you have a vtuber account and a voicetuber account?
so, like, you're a witch or something? why? does that help with mahjong?
>>86617062Hypnosis actually, and my friend sent me a book on the link between Alchemical studies and the art of Cartography written by a dude whose last name is Lolis and it's actually pretty good >>86617618against my religion but I know more than a neophyte
>>86617829check my flow, Numbers and the occult are always tied anon. >>86617999
>>86617999Tldr on the link between alchemy and cartigrapher?
You have to check in the same post anon, you don't just do it after the fact
5
>>86617784what in the goddamn is a voicetuber
>>86618092The Compass Rose was a symbol made by Rosicrucians. Also the Study of the hours and the stars are important to both as celestial navigation is essential in naval exploration, and Alchemy requires the positions of the luminaries to be in precise alignment
you're a woman, right? only a woman would believe such outrageous things.
The paper is actually written by a Professor in Miami named Thomas so...
>>86618357Thomas wrote it for that sweet occult tail, i asked
>>86618153No idea i was hoping they would explain
>>86618539damn I should write some papers then
>>86617829>does magic help with MahjongIn my experience, yes, but I need to do more testing.>>86617999>against my religionUnderstandable.
sleepy...
>>86619039
>>86618153Vtuber: uses anime avatarPNGtuber: uses a pngFleshtuber: facecamVoicetuber: no camera, no png, no avatar, voice only, Final Destination.>>86617784>whyThe plan was to establish an audience and shift into vtuber content. Then I fell into some success with Fallout 4 content and I worry about adding my model into the mix. So I am a vtuber on Twitch and a voicetuber on YouTube. I have a new model in the works and I have plans to expand my vtuber content near the end of the month.
there are /asp/schizos among us
>can't post nigger more than 3 times>can't post sex with little girls it's over bros
>>86619428I don't have anything against /asp/, but I don't really post there.
shut the fuck up maletuber. Kill yourself.
>>86619428this thread came from /wasp/ anon
>>86619697make me
>>86619697Request denied.
/asp/ies could be here, he thought
>>86619835there could be /asp/ies anywhere.
trust the plan, millions must Jong
>>86619899What would you do if there was an /asp/ hat player?
Furry what are you doing?
>>86620113none of them have been playing mahjong that long
>>86620122uh, playing armored core 6?
yagooey
Hi /jong/!
>>86621386
>>86619697Sorry i put on the png twice and have become a vtweeter like god intended
>>86621411
>>86621386Hewwo
>>86620423why are you using the autist
Iām the famous autist you fleabag
was*
I'm not going to stop referring to you as furry even if you stop playing the fat cat
>>86624593so like dog? Forever shackled with being a furry?
>>86624628yeah, even if dog tries to play other m*les or steve he's still dog
we need to end famous X abuse. No longer will anons be shackled to what the thread has arbitrarily labeled them as! Anyone should be able to play any character!
>>86617212love that! i wish i knew how to sing... https://voca.ro/16sdMc7QWrkPmaybe if somebody records themselves singing i could try to recreate the instrumental? can't promise anything tho
>>86624770this doesn't sound like the original song
>>86624770Thanks anon! I kinda wrote it on a whim, might do more parodies in the future
>>86624697You can't escape your past
>>86624999My actions should be free of consequences!
>>86625027you aren't a woman so that's not how it works
dog's flow is still recovering, I only use him when it matters
Why is the famous tulpa (cute, male) so angry?
>>86626944Tulpamancers let their thoughtforms run wild like spoiled children.
I've already played 4 games with /jong/ and I still have not recieved a single friend request, I'm moving to the vg thread
>>86628294How many have you sent?
>>86628294i don't sent them anymore because my list is full :'c but if someone send one i try to make space
>>86628294I used to send them to everyone, but I haven't had friend slots in a while so I only make room if I get a request
>>86628294send one and I'll accept when the next batch of anons hits 1 month offline
>>86631685*cums on your face while you're asleep and runs away before you wake up*
>>86634597thanks dad very cool
>>86634664>dadThat's "daddy" to you.
Well jonged!
WJ i guess...
total Miko uprising
Do I actually play some games tonight or do I watch Saki /jong/?
>>86637130even you watch sakiodd you jong0 you jack off
>>86637130what games?
even go to oddsodds go to even0 jack off
>>86637232We're in a general dedicated to it anon
odds i jerk off to saki characterseven i jerk off to majsoul characters0 i jerk off to riichi city characters
>>8663755286637552 you jack off to me
Evens, anons stop saying lewd things for a weekOdds, anons will say lewder things for a week0, anons will practice abstinence for a week
>>86639831
>>86639831I've been abstinent for my entire life
get in here, i need to do my dailiesMajsoul Friends Room 40468(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40468
>>86639831I am also a virgin
L*rkers
>>86640149sorry my boss got mad last time and she constantly watches the cameras
>>86640149full
i was going to take a bath...
wow! new friends! i've never seen some of you anons before!
sup jongersthis tuber is going to get into mahjong, and rons you.what do?
wow fox hag! you must really hate mikoanons!
>>86640495photorealistic peanut-kun?
Majsoul Friends Room 23111(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23111
AAAAA WHAT IS THE POINT OF TILE EFFICIENCY IF THIS FUCKING DUMBASS GAME KEEPS FEEDING ME SHIT TILES AAAA
>>86640804to keep your mortal score up
>>86640737a second room?
>>86640890/jong/ is inclining
that's not fair, fox hag... we wanted to win too
>>86640737>startedfuck you
>>866407373/4
AAAAAAA YOU FUCKING RNG MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST STOP FEEDING ME SHIT TILES AAAAAAAA
>>86641015It hasn't though
>>86641015>started schizo is here tookys
>>86641015my man there's like 10 people here total, you don't gotta do that.
>>86640737Started
>Guy in 4th place gets hatsu dora 3>I immediately tsumo on the next draw and end the gameI... feel bad
at this point, i don't care about being a nyagger, i just want to take a shower because i'm sweaty and stinky after playing volleyball
i just realized we are in a south round...
he has the ton already doesn't he
does /jong/ like ironmouse? https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse/clip/MoldyTiredWolfHotPokket
>>86641576
i just to want win one round...
I don't watch ironlung
>>86641622ask and you shall receive! congrats!
>>86641734riichi! nomi!
>>86641617why tho? just because she's puerto rican?
Stop that
that's just cold, fox hag...
congrats, mikoanon! you are now in my shit list!
well jonged! time to take a shower
>>86640149well jonged
>>86640149well jonged, i didn't ended up last place this time
>>86640149So this is the power of a jonger in his natural habitat...gg
>>86642334new friend! please fill this form!
WHY WHYFINALLY GOT THE SUMMON SCROLL FROM THE GACHA AND I THOUGHT I COULD FINALLY GET A NEW CHARACTER AND STOP USING THIS CURSED MIKOBUT SHE APPEARS AGAIN, SHE NEVER LEAVES ME ALONEWHY I MUST BE CURSED WITH THIS CHARACTER?
>>86642605You are forever destined to be MIKOANON.
>>86642605Hi mikoanon
where's my ura san
>>86640737WJ, I have to go get ready for work
>>86640737WJ
fuck off we're full
Are we rationing images around here?fujitakana-6.png
>>86644018jong is a land of plenty! feel free to use the image slots so long as you contribute to the thread!
>>86644018No, you could use one for every single post in this thread and we'd still have slots to spare
Here's my contribution
>>86642398
>>86645255This is your xzibit speaking
I think Xerox should host a /jong/ tourney
>>86647428what should the gimmick be?
>>86647527auto table with voice chat required so we can rout out the femanons that keep gay ERPing
>>86647527auto table with voice chat required so we can have some gay ERP in the discord afterwards
>>86647700>he doesn't know
>>86645727Make a proper edit next time
>>86649268
evens ranked until 4thodds tonpuu until 4th0 arts and crafts
>Get ronned for 16000 points>Still come second
>>86649371https://www.photopea.com/
>>86650335this is a laptop from uh...who knows when. It has 4 gigs of ram. I can't get through a single game of mahjong without the framerate tanking because I run out of memory. I'm getting a new PC in tomorrow and I'll go back to making stuff then.
>>86650454You better deliver the Xzibit Xenia edit or else I'm taking over as the main Xapi personality
>>86650802I don't even know what Xzibit is...
>>86649969>win zero hands>luckshitting cat rons 2nd to 3rd>nyagg a 1 han hand to cuck 3rd out of dealer>luckshitter cat tsumos S4 to keep me in 2nd
>>86639831>oddsAre you telling me...it's time to stop holding back?
>>86650847yo dawg I heard you like x so I put x in your x so you can x while you x
>>86650853
>>86650847I guess the meme is too old for newfags nowadays, back in my days, we would put memes on your memes so you can jong while you jong
>>86651032>>86651063well I've heard that meme, but I didn't know that guy's name.
how fucked up are you that youre queuing gold?
>>86651213Back in my day, everybody knew Xzibit and watched Pimp my Ride
SEX with MIKOANON (cute, male, extra lewd, differentiable)
>>86651298my parents didn't let me watch television with black people in it.
You are my bitchers now, /jong/ I will post pics here you like it or not.
>>86651378>bitchers
>>86651378we don't mind
>>86651378Don't forget to fill this form, new friend! >>86642398
>>86651287where else am I supposed to queue
>>86651563silver
If /jong/ is so cool, then how come you don't have your own local handcrafted amaekoromo-0.png? Checkmate, likers
>>86652027go away nigger child
>>86652027>he's unaware
>>86652096No watermark? yeah I'm claiming it for /bag/
>>86652207
>>86652095I go where I please
>>86652027some of /mjg/s most prolific shitposters are from this thread.How do I know? Take a guess.
>>86652377
Is it possible for a /mjg/ jyanshi to fall in love with a /jong/ jyanshi?
>>86652613be careful. half the posters here are tulpas.
>>86651806remind me next time I roll tonpuu and I'll go bully adeptchads
>>86652655They all carry the same heart that I respect so that's fine
>>86652027You're just trying to steal my kodomos
>>86652784Do not the thoughtforms!
whats the point of mahjong if you cant fuck the little girls or tulpas?
>>86652986we're just here to suffer
>>86652831All your kodomos belong to me
>>86652027I made the JC Denton one
November
>>86653314don't get my hopes up like that
>>86653314Who the fuck would want to play at Akagi's failed imitation?
>>86654083I just want the glove man
>>86654130Glover?
It would probably be a ten collab with old Akagi and Ten
What the fuck stop trying to get to ms1
Hes frothing at the mouth for more ranked points than rezuul
don't worry it's not happening tonight
Gotta wait for deranker to derank to keep things in balance
JongMajsoul Friends Room 92345(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92345
I'm too tired...
>>86657155I left the room for some reason...Majsoul Friends Room 40921(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40921
>>866572163/4
Dead game
>>86657216Started
who's saint alt is this?
Mine
>>86657216WJactually going to sleep now
>>86657216WJ
>>86657216wj it was fun while it lasted
>>86657216well jonged
>spectating the friendly>just saw the endingThat's one for the highlight reel, lmao.
>Game ended too fast and I couldn't finish all my daily challenges
Hold up. Wasn't furry Master 1 or something?
>>86658153he was until he played
>>86658153briefly
I am the famous xapiposter
I'm famous but no one likes me
I'm Tenma
I can't get to sleep, click go live so I have something to watch in bed
>>86659550Burgers and spics are sleeping. Yuros are getting ready for work, idk if we have asians, and idk if tileman lurks here or if we have other aussies
I'm in aus, I could stream but I won't
>>86659550I can't stream at work
Today's jong, super earlyhttps://youtu.be/a615piO-1t8
odds I beat my meat and sleepevens I jong
You forgot your 0
odds I evensevens I 00 I jong
Evens - yeOdds - ye0 - nah nah
>>86660208One of the Yuzus and Steves are Aussies. But the Yuzu is gone or something.
That Yuzu is two Yuzus
0 is an even number btw
The only number I need is yours
You gotta work for my digits
Bump
You win today Mikoanon
hehe no death for you today
Fine, even though it's m-league time...
One day will slip
>>86668240accidentally a word
blue chick playing mahjong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Ma51OvnWM
10ma playing jonghttps://www.twitch.tv/tenma
>>86670073>tenma uses joseph>i use josephhmm....
>>86670073why is she jonging jong is gay
had caffeine for the first time in a long time and feel really anxious and weird but also kind of hornyis coffee good for you?
>>86672507yes, and phase connect coffee is especially good for you
>>86672507You drank goon juice anon now you have to goon
>>86672507I drink more coffee than what's medically recommended, a lot more.Other than the caffeine high, which is good, did you know that coffee is also a painkiller? That's very interesting!Also, even if you become addicted to it nothing bad will happen to you, other than mild anxiety but ignore that, the goods of drinking coffee overweight the bads. It helps your heart be in good shape, it helps your liver, and prevents cancer and other shit. Drink coffee every day.
SEX with STEVE (caffeinated, hyperactive, sword broken)
>>86674301
>>86661946Newfriend is so good already
>>86650847I can't believe I'm losing against these zoomers.
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1841676536149377071
SEX with ELDERLY (over 18, with osteoporosis) WOMEN!!!
>missed more 10ma jongnyo...
>>86661946Small small xaptan
>>86676542>I talk about updating the jong list>Tenma starts playing more mahjongClearly she did this because she wants to be on the list.
Tenma is better than Pippa. At least she jongs.
>>86680359True. Pippa should jong/could jong, but won't.
>>86680359I believe in Airi's jong supremacy
sword saint about to derankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QEcmgpoCfA
>>86682027The luckiest dog in mahjong. Anyone betting on anyone else during the freshman cup was a fool.
airi is pretty cool, i wish she was my older sister or my mom.
>>86680359
>>86682548Jongless owl.
>>86682842
>>86682125if a saint 2 can derank all the way to m1 what hope do i have of surviving jade
dog that Jinjin raidedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcRqjNHoJWM
>>86682957
>>86683205
>>86683415what are these stickers from?
>>86684403Owl skebed some jong emotes
>>86684450would roll for/10
>>86684450damn that's cool, Owl really likes skebbing
I'm at the dentist about to get a tooth crowned so someone else will need to bake.
I'm about to get a burger from 5 guys so someone else will need to bake.
I don't even have a license to bake...
>>86685861Mari made burgers?
>>86685927Yes she shoves a half pound of ground beef up her fish cooter and mushes it around then squeezes it onto a grill
>the famous owl
>>86685984Hot.
>>86684450Side note: these is a good range of emotes and mahjong soul should take notes.
I'll do it if we hit page 10 in the next 20 minutes
>>86684450I don't know who this is but holy shit that bare tummy...
>>86686696
>>86684450>Yuri got a set done too
>>86686885has she ever played mahjong?
>>86686961not that I'm aware of, but they aren't specifically mahjong emotes, owl asked for generic emotes too
Its over...
bread>>86687744