/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - I Miss Ame EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbsG-0_zA-sF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>86351309
Don't buy Towa
>>86667466I will buy towa
Not really in a "towa-buying" mood.
>>86669354ill buy for both!
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,193,567.40.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 32):>IRyS :: $99,149.89 [57.60% over Avg]>Ina'nis :: $60,194.23 [14.76% over Avg]>Fuwamoco :: $49,214.69 [1.15% under Avg]>Hajime :: $48,242.16 [43.07% over Avg]>Chloe :: $47,226.62 [112.50% over Avg]>Ui :: $40,006.74 [64.17% over Avg]>Botan :: $19,229.69 [6.00% over Avg]>Zeta :: $18,459.45 [17.27% under Avg]>Kovalskia :: $14,417.64 [30.30% over Avg]>Ollie :: $13,782.58 [47.72% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 65):>Amelia :: -$364,860.49 [30.12% under Avg]>Kiara :: -$243,750.80 [44.98% under Avg]>Baelz :: -$56,890.26 [60.75% under Avg]>Haato :: -$49,368.98 [23.48% under Avg]>La+ :: -$41,804.89 [60.02% under Avg]>Rurudo :: -$38,382.47 [47.03% under Avg]>Korone :: -$26,616.81 [46.90% under Avg]>Gura :: -$26,135.25 [12.64% under Avg]>Koyori :: -$23,375.95 [40.25% under Avg]>Shiori :: -$21,900.91 [16.82% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Suisei :: 21.15%>Marine :: 16.94%>Calliope :: 13.71%>Miko :: 13.40%>Watame :: 11.91%>Aqua :: 10.81%>Okayu :: 8.89%>Lui :: 8.67%>AZKi :: 8.45%>Towa :: 7.31%Overall Average Adjustment is -$7,354.87Average Upward Adjustment is $13,372.82Average Downward Adjustment is -$18,346.82Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Chloe, Civia, Hajime, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, Ollie, and Rushia.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and GreenRyS!
>>86669932thanks for the review!
>>86669932wao!
getting a white screen whenever i try to open autotrader in funds...
>>86670958yeah, mine took awhile to load up. Had to refresh it a few times.
>>86670958Wait for the networth graph on your profile to load properly, then that tab will work without whitescreening. Does seem to be slightly slow today so might need a couple minutes. Don't refresh or it restarts the process.
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!-koyolabo
>>86671901that joshu requires multiple bibi hats.
>>86673524h..how many...?
Today too is the best day to buy towa!
>>86673811yes.
I WANT TO BUY THE ORCAI WANT TO SELL THE ORCAI WANT TO START A MUTUAL FUND FOR THE ORCAI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE ORCAI WANT TO MAKE HOT PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORCAI WANT TO SNIFF THE ORCAI WANT TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF THE ORCAI WANT TO WASH THE ORCAI WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE ORCAI WANT TO START OF LOVING FAMILY WITH THE ORCA
>>86674792what does the orca want
speed
>>86676219Orca wants you to buy towa
>>86679492what if no
>>86680457
cash
Looks like a good day to buy funds!
last call for todays purchases! koyolabo
>>86687130wao!
dosh
It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnd-QDVGY0But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhdsQuestions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?
>>86691585THURS ALREADY?!
>>86692307It's the first Thursday of spooky month!
>>86691585thursday reminder love!
>>86691585WHERE POLKASHU
Goodnight anons
>>86703375anon wake up youll miss the best day to buy koyolabo!
>>86704877anon missed out
slow the fuck down!
>>86726224
>>86717067cute femshu!
>>86726224Good morning!
>>86728429>>86731335Ohayou you two
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,347,089.28.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 56):>Sana :: $140,877.94 [37.28% over Avg]>Rurudo :: $104,359.34 [29.91% under Avg]>Kanata :: $89,598.34 [180.13% over Avg]>Rikka :: $80,201.91 [224.95% over Avg]>Sora :: $72,701.96 [35.02% over Avg]>Shion :: $48,888.19 [57.24% over Avg]>Ina'nis :: $31,630.89 [41.50% over Avg]>Kovalskia :: $27,691.73 [72.14% over Avg]>Shiori :: $23,027.94 [11.18% over Avg]>Iroha :: $19,955.49 [17.12% under Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 41):>IRyS :: -$125,942.18 [62.42% under Avg]>Chloe :: -$59,367.18 [36.69% over Avg]>Botan :: -$58,471.78 [45.49% under Avg]>Fuwamoco :: -$55,350.54 [20.70% under Avg]>Marine :: -$38,462.67 [59.60% under Avg]>Polka :: -$27,707.49 [39.27% under Avg]>Ollie :: -$27,663.99 [23.44% over Avg]>Ui :: -$25,162.54 [30.81% over Avg]>Hajime :: -$25,139.35 [27.94% over Avg]>Zeta :: -$19,330.34 [30.48% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Marine :: 46.16%>Suisei :: 15.47%>Miko :: 11.48%>Calliope :: 11.33%>Aqua :: 9.22%>Watame :: 9.01%>Lui :: 7.33%>Okayu :: 7.24%>AZKi :: 6.66%>Towa :: 6.07%Overall Average Adjustment is $2,763.00Average Upward Adjustment is $14,287.90Average Downward Adjustment is -$12,166.99Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Kaoru, Kolvalskia, Mel, Nabi, Rushia, and Sana.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and prices are BEEG.
AZKi takes to the skies!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ms_2ounxLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ms_2ounxLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ms_2ounxLEAlso, we are celebrating our 1 year anniversary here at Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund! We are still at 0% fee so the best time to buy is now!
FWMC will soon push for 1 million subs.Plan accordingly.
>>86737523thanks for the review!
>>86743137Cute MaidzkiAnd happy 1st anniversary for your fund!
ok what about ghost busters
Which fund has the most towas
>>86745244there is a towa fund, i assume that?
>>86737523Not that I mind, but how'd Sana make it to the top?
