Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713 AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-hen or https://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/ Youtooz figure https://youtooz.com/collections/hololivePrevious Thread: >>86722472
I love my wife so much!!
shark shagging
I love goob
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
No stupid post beyond this point. Do not stupid.
MY wife
What da chumbies up to today?
>>86754877I am never stupid.
Day 4! Give it up for day 4!
>>86754907Doing catchup on classwork and resting for the nightshift tomorrow.
Sex with a fembud.
>>86755062Gura is a fembud.
>>86754907been playing games with a friend, going to take a nap after that, then eat something whenever i wake up. pretty busy day
>>86754907Decidido if cooking or orderibg takeout
What would you do in this situation?
>>86755353roleplay with my wife
>>86754907i tried playing pokemon legends arceus but it is kinda poopoo
>>86755353this guy and mingkozu are both of my favorite "appeared out of thin air and dropped bangers" gura artists desu
>>86755527How can one woman be so fucking cute
I want to kiss Gura beneath the milky twilight
>>86756566cute
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
im gura
>>86756974Gura. Gura. Gura. Gura. from Among Us.
>>86754907I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>86755853Same desu
Yeah I'm pretty sure she followed her today after all and that anon was wrong. I think he confused her with the other her who followed her some time ago but she followed her today. So I'm expecting an apology.
>>86757528>still trying to drag this out
>>86757528Nah, I checked myself she followed her months ago, just like everyone else was saying.
MY Gurandma
I wanna breastfeed Gura and change her diapers.
I'm going to make more progress on the bible. I'm on Exodus right now
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>86757659Nope, she followed her today, the other her followed her months ago and that's why you're confused. Retard.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>86757938Nobody followed her months ago. Nobody knew the account existed then.
Gura ugly Gura ugly!
>>86758121Other her obviously knew. Her knew too probably but she didn't follow her back then and only followed her now after she activated it properly
Wanna sniff and lick Gura's stinky sweaty pits
>>86758244Who is this other her? Are they in the room with us right now?
Gawr is just Gura on her period
>>86758434The brown one
>>86757906BasedHow much of the story do you know going in, if anything?
Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.
I love my sharkwife
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
>>86758722schizo..
>>86757938Sorry but I'm right and you are wrong
What horror games would she even be saving for this month? The bath house?What even is there that she'd want to play?
>>86757986>Check back in on thread>See your post>The retarded Hitchens fanboy who doesn't understand epistemology cross-posted me with more pseud Reddit drivel>Already jannyraped by the time I came backYou love to see it, thank you for letting me know through this post anonAnyway, GURA CUTE
>>86758722Retard
>>86758651I watched that one cartoon movie about Moses a long time ago. I didnt know that frogs were one of the plagues. I only knew about the locusts and the firstborn stuff
>>86758937Night Manor in UFO 50.
>>86757659Wrong, retard. Just the other day she was following 134 people. Today it's 135. Stop being retarded. You're sticking to this story as cope because you don't want Gura to quit.
>>86758722Repent hereticbud
>>86758995I should pick up UFO 50. Seems like theres a lot of content in that game
>>86758958So many assumptions, and yet you're always wrong.You must be gifted, honestly.
>>86759064She was already following that account sorry but I'm not going along with your schizo narrative.
That zoo horror game looks stupid but fun.But they were told "no" as far as perms go.
Gura approves of thin shark tail.
>>86759094there is a disgusting amount of content and even if you only like 25% of it you're still getting your money's worth
>>86759064>>86759170I hope you guys are talking about gura’s Hololive twitter and not something offtopic
>>86759233Naturally, I'm talking Gura following me home.
>>86759233You mean like halo or the bible?
>>86759233It's on-topic, actually. THEY ARE
>>86759233They've been having an off topic argument for hours and for some reason it's just been allowed
>>86759315ON A CRUISE!
>>86759113Go back
>>86759313Halo and the bible are unironically more on topic somehow. You guys are one step away from discussing 2views
The funny thing about this is that someone could go make a thread about it and discussion would be allowed with no issues, but instead they bring off topic shit here. This is a Gura thread. Gura.
>Chumbies discussing Halo and the bible>Are JUST AS BAD as shitters slithering in from the catalog to stir dwamashitNew timeloop just dropped
>>86759469That's rich, coming from a self-admitted newfag.Imagine Myth's last stream not meaning anything to you because you were here for none of it. Can you really even be considered a chumbud?
>>86758981Ahh yeah, Prince of Egypt took lots of liberties with the source material. For instance, Moses always knew from the start that he was really an Israelite, it wasn't this sudden dramatic revelation thing. Still a good movie though.Enjoy the read chumbie!
>>86759731Apparently it means a hell of a lot more to me than it does to you, threadshitter.
>>86759990Literally impossible considering you still haven't gone back and watched the old VODs like you said you were going to.
>>86759575The only issue is people can't ignore concern trolls (you) and liars.
I wonder what they're playing today.
>>86760215I’m going to do my limbus logins
>>86760215well first we tried to jump back into stardew but that didnt work out, so then we switched to grindea but that wasnt fun, lastly we went with door kickers and that was fun. thanks for asking :^)
>>86760119>He thinks he knows what VODs I've been watchingDid the voices in your head tell you this, schizo? Well, they lied to you. I watched the Gura-Ame birthday offcollab up a few days back (I was the one seething about ReNPC, for Christ's sake) and I was watching the SNOT Devour collabs just yesterday. You're a fucking retard grasping for straws and you're talking out of your ass.And no, it's not impossible. You clearly don't give a shit about any of these girls and just want to threadshit. Fuck off.captcha: VAAAGY
>>86760340>weI didnt play any games today chumbie
For King and Cunny!
>>86760525The streams you listed have nothing to do with the time Gura spent in minecraft with Ame or Myth or even Coucilrys. The feeling of seeing them revisit the years they spent together doing things in that game were lost on you because you weren't here for any of it.
goob evening goobers
>>86754854samen
>>86754907I just got back home from work, showered, ate something and now I'm gonna finish Halo 4
Gurass
>>86754907i went grocery shopping. ate icecream. and slept all day. the perfect day off
>>86761799SNIFFFFF
>>86761799toot
She hasn't talked to us directly for almost a month.It's happening again, just like last year.
Don't bite the bait.
>>86760916>Goalpost shifting>Minecraft is the only thing that means anythinglolSorry faggot, but even if this stupid cope was true, I've watched a good amount of Myth's solo Minecraft and the Minecraft collabs - Ame building PPP, the Trident grind, Elytra hunting, digging the wrong way for an hour, fucking around with Council, etc. I will admit that large group collabs are difficult for me to follow but that's true for lots of anons and would have been just as true as if I had been here to see them live.Anyway, I don't have to justify myself to you just because you want to start faggy threadshitting gossip and try to make me some kind of thread celebrity to deflect from your embarrassment after having a Reddit spergout. Especially since I was here BEFORE Gura was even Gura, which is the part you conveniently left out.Just shut the fuck up already you drooling retard.
>>86761487glhf halobud
>>86761156Goob ebening faggot
>>86762391the defeat on the docs face and voice when I told her that we have to blow up the station, years of her hard work and research felt real, I hope they got some useful data out of it at least
Baguraette honhonhon
>>86762290>I was here BEFORE Gura was even GuraYou weren't. At most, you stumbled across a couple viral clips, but you never watched her streams. The chances of that are microscopic at best, considering her numbers.You're a pathetic fool that was caught lying.
Gura is built for sexual bullying T u T
>>86762561>The doc's face>Oh no no no no no
>>86762690
>>86762713eh she's an old woman, and she looks like one, so I dont care
>>86762818Any day sister!
>>86762290>Goalpost shifting>Minecraft is the only thing that means anythingWhy do you think they went there together for their final stream, retard? It's because it was special to them. And to us. In a way you can't appreciate fully unless you were here for it. Watching VODs is the next best thing, but it's not the same and you already admitted several threads ago you hadn't watched old VODs yet and were wondering where to start.And you're a complete fucking clown if you expect anyone to believe you that you were one of the 300 people that watched her before hololive.You don't fit in here and you never will. That's why everyone can tell it's you when you post.
>>86763001That's not what I meant... you'll see.
Am I wrong for not wanting to do anything sexual with Gura but instead I just want her to give me a lap pillow and comfort me when I'm tired?
>>86763356Gura gave lap pillow and comfort perms ages ago.
>>86763356you're not wrong for not wanting to do anything sexual but you are weird
>>86763282>I said I was here and that I followed her, and that's it.Oh wow, so by "follow" you just meant you heard the boomer song and so you think that somehow makes you a fan or gives you any credibility when literally everyone and their mother heard that shit back then.Lmao.
>>86763522I mean if Gura wants to get sexual then I will dive in..
>>86763282>I was hereThere was no /here/ in 2018-19.You listening to a meme song like everyone else does not mean you were "here". If it did, then that means nearly everyone was.
Gura thread?
didn't read lol
>>86763895my ai summarizes their schizobabble
>>86763895
That's a lot of text! Have you considered writing a book?
>>86764124rubrubrub
so we know now that Cover was trying to stop her from quitting by green-lighting her longtime ambitious project are we gonna see said project or not? or it wasn't enough to stop her now
I really think GuraAll of the time Gura
>>86763895>>86764124rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub
>>86764503You are me
>>86764124absolute unit
Im gonna go get food then I'll probably do some much needed cleaning. I might have more bottles on my floor than Gura at this point.
I do not think of Gura all the time. I think of fembuds instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1PT9jl_wjcis anyone here using this
>>86764757I'm not. This video was posted a few days ago though, so probably yes.
>>86763538>Like everyone else and their mother>Muh credibility>WowNope. Read what I posted again, carefully this time. I said EVERY video on her channel, and that's on top of fucking around in the comments/broader community as well.Most people who just heard the boomer song etc. were normalfags who think she's either the same chick who did the dance and lost half her subs when she announced she had a boyfriend, or that she's Belle Delphine. Which most likely includes (You), but does not include myself. I, on the other hand, actually followed her channel. That's the point.And I don't mention this for your faggot "credibility". I mentioned it because (You) were trying to spin some angle that it I'm new and have no reason to be emotionally invested, and this inconvenient little fact means that you're wrong on top of being a pathetic, soulless little retard.And the idea of you, of all anons, telling anyone else that "everyone can tell who they are" or that they "don't belong" is genuinely hysterical. Everyone recognizes your posts, because you're the only retard who shrieks and posts essays about academic topics way beyond your ken like a Redditor, all because you - specifically - have an obsessive, autistic hateboner for one anon in particular.You don't belong, not even fucking close. Which is why you should go back and take your Reddit seethe with you.>lmao>>86763664I said "here", not "/here/". As in following notGura. Which not everyone who heard the meme songs was.Depending on what you mean, there wasn't even really a "/here/" before /vt/ split off to become its own board.
>>86764203>Have you considered writing a bookNo yes
>>86765285I remember when my teachers would gas up my writing but I knew I was absolute garbage at it. Maybe I should try writing again
I love my cute shark daughterwife!
>>86763345yeah...
>>86765504Can relate. I like to think I've improved in recent years but you know, that's not saying much.What do you want to write about chumbie
>>86765673she got rekt lol lmao
>>86764036What does Cortana say now, AIschizobabblesummarizerbud
>>86765724I have no idea. Maybe I'll start a journal
>>86763757You didn't make a fool out of anyone but yourself. All you do is project your own failure at constructing a meaningful argument or salient point onto those you argue with. I see you do it when you get btfo'd by others as well. You constantly declare yourself the winner despite knowing your own inability to address the content of your opponent's post. You constantly deflect. I saw you do it last thread when your entire "refutation" against another anon consisted of you calling them ESL when they clearly weren't.As for being a fan, I have been here watching hololive since January 2020. I watched JP for 9 months before EN was even a thing. You weren't here for any of it and so it's impossible for you to understand what Gura went through or what things were like back then. All the problems from China, the holocaust which paved the way for them starting out with limited perms, no one believing myth would even succeed, all the doubts washing away the instant she started singing Ride on Time, all the tech issues, Covid preventing them from doing anything, them not getting 3D for years, having only 2-3 managers and no one helping them, the minecraft server where they were segregated to, the kuroboshi incident, the hachaama incident, finally being allowed to collab with other branches, and the list goes on and on and on. And it wasn't just Gura. It was all five of them, together. With us. And you weren't here for any of it. So how could you possibly think you understand?That was my point. You will never understand. You CAN'T understand. You lack perspective but you still claim to have it and that is why I single you out as a liar. It's one of the reasons why you don't understand how she's changed over the years.You're a narcissist that thinks he knows more than he does when in reality, you haven't even begun to understand what you weren't here for.
I like lightly teasing my wife Gura when she gets the grumbly tummy.She gives me lots of honey punches.
>>86765829you know I thought the composer was the thing that devolved us back to cavemen, but I guess it disintegrates everything organic, that begs the question as to why they didn't use it against the flood, seems like it should work on them, but I'm assuming that's a plothole or retcon
>>86755353Free massage
What if Gura punched you in the face and then kissed you on the cheek?
Wife soon?
>>86767510win win, a healing honey punch that will hurt her instead and then a kiss on the cheek
>>86755353goom
It seems that Gura is my real girlfriend.
Okey I finished Halo 4, it was actually a pretty good game, but it doesn't feel like Halo anymore.don't know how to feel about the story, and I have a couple unanswered questions, like>why were the covenant near the shipwreck I was in?>why were the Sangheili (elites) part of them?>why was this metal planet thing the didact was imprisoned in near the shipwreck?I don't know that much about the lore apart from what I've seen in the games, but it feels like a bunch of things have been retconned.But besides that I really liked how strong I felt, the UNSC weapons felt really powerful, I loved how many different vehicles I could pilot. Apart from her face, cortana was pretty hot, and I'm sad that she died.
Man, been working at this place for a couple months with no experience to begin with. Turns out i'm doing fairly good for a retard and there is this opening for a higher position that my boss told me if i was interested in.Not so different from my current duties but with a lot more responsibility and like a 40% raise.What should i do buds.
>>86769200responsibility scary
>>86769200sounds good, but what kind of responsibility?
>>86769200If you're hurtin for money, I'd say take it chumbie.
CHECK TWITTER
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1842354167764975730https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1842354167764975730https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1842354167764975730
Gura feet isreal
>>86769534Okay, so she's clearly going, right?
>>86769305not gonna go into details but i would get shat on by corporate and district management if i were to fuck up something at work plus a 12h shift.>>86769361i need it to buy the new gawrbuds...
>>86769534Youve gotta be fucking kidding me
>>86769534KEKenjoy your final few months of monthly streams guys, she's fucking GONE
>>86769534man the merch is so good, but i cant buy it yet.Until i see her
pfff whatever.
>>86769534>>86769619holy shit the tail
ngl pretty difficult to defend this one
>>86769534but I wanted an actual Tail, not something I stick on the wall...
>>86769534I don't ever remember any talent not announcing their own merch like this before.
>>86769633Well if its not too different from what you do then maybe its worth taking the offer
>>86769619will the color fade out if i kiss it too often?i would kiss her feet for good luck
>>86769534She couldn't even tell us herself?
The threads were pretty comfy too.
>>86769832Sorry, thats for chinabuds only
>>86754723Me at the bottom
She's really graduating, huh? They didn't even give an explanation.
WIFE TWEET
>>86769934there's no stream or tweet from herlets watch the strat he takes this time
>>86769832>wallyou would preferably stick it on the tempered glass side of your computer
>>86766066This is just plain sad at this point.>Gets BTFO'd>Declares himself the winner>Doesn't address substance of discussion>"You always declare yourself the winner when you get BTFO'd while never addressing the substance of the discussion-"Christ, just shut the fuck up already, you monkey. This is, what, the fourth time you've done this song and dance? And guess what - it's the exactly as much of an impotent fanfiction now as it was then. Stop using it as a crutch.I *did* make a fool of you. Period. Stop fucking kidding yourself. And your ego got so badly bruised that you continued to embarrass yourself even harder in my absence. And now, you're *still* continuing to make a fool of yourself *again*, all of your own accord. It's a genuine shame that you're too self-absorbed and lack the empathy or intellect to appreciate that fact, let alone realize that what you're doing is disgraceful and fucking stop. But deep down I think you do know, which is why you have to lie, project, and externalize everything you *actually* do and everything you *actually* are onto other people. No joke, it's actually impressive how literally every single thing you have said here is projection, down to the syllable.Case-in-point - the narcissism of assuming nobody else is capable of doing their homework on the early days?>HolocaustI know about it. Gura losing Muse Dash perms stings in particular, considering it was something she played literally habitually. Not to mention what happened with Subaru's channel... fuck Capcom.>Doubts washing away when she sang ride on timeWatched the chat reaction on the VOD and looked back through the archives as well, where they exist. I felt an echo of what they felt then, because unlike you, I *do* have empathy, and they made their feelings abundantly clear.>etc. etc. etc.Anon. I am going to make this extremely clear for you:I have never, not even once, claimed to know exactly what it was like to have been here watching it all unfolding live. You are *shamelessly fucking lying.*I am, inarguably, NOT pretending to know what I do not know. Like I said, I deeply regret the fact that I missed it; like I said, it's one of my biggest regrets. All I *actually* said was that I do still have a reason to care, due to the past connection I *do* have to Gura - which is TRUE. Which is why I've been rewatching old VODs and getting caught back up on the time I've missed - which is TRUE. And that these facts make your stupid "no u, YOU go back" charade deflection fall flat on its ass - which it DOES.Despite your obsessive melodramatic attempts to pretend that I was LARPing as though I deserve as much "credibility" as the day one members, I never fucking did that. You made that accusation the fuck up, like the compulsive liar you are. Because despite remembering all these things, you specifically don't actually care about any of them, because you're a vicious, pathetic, spiteful, emptionally stunted cretin whose inflated ego is filling the space where your reading comprehension, reasoning faculties, self-awareness, and social intelligence should be - which brings me back to my ultimate point, the ONLY reason any of this was mentioned; which is that it's not ironic for me to tell you to "go back". You ARE basically little better than a fucking Redditor, and you SHOULD go back, while *I* don't have a "back" to go to. That's something I stand by, because I'm right.Now go on, do your usual routine. Shriek about how "BTFO" I supposedly am and declare yourself the "winner" while utterly failing to address what was actually said. Demonstrate - once-a-fucking-gain - what a self-absorbed, egotistical, drooling, disingenuous, narcissistic psychopath you are. It won't change a fucking thing. It CERTAINLY won't make me leave.Because I actually care, and I actually belong here. Unlike you.
I don't like that managers are allowed to use their accounts
wowat least the obligatory shill streams came with a stream attached to them
Certified "bruh" moment.
WIFE WIFE WIFE
uh
>>86770036*mane-chan tweet
>>86769633>12h shiftlike 1 per week, or all shifts?
man, the merhc is so good but is not the same without the stream.
>>86769633military, manufacturing, or retail?
Do most of you chumbies lurk or something? A lot of you popped out of nowhere
>>86770059I wanted to write "stick it on my window" initially, also my pc doesn't have a glass side, it's a metal casing all around
>>867701776 days a week
I came to the Mane-chan tweet…
>>86766144iirc it basically has to do with the Flood spreading too wide, too quickly - which is why they needed the Halos. But I forget the details of how the composter works.
>>86770301barracudas alwasy lurk in the water.
>>86770320PC case from the bronce age
>>86770343oh... that doesn't sound so appealing anymore
Guess were not getting a 4th anniversary stream
>>86770385
>>86770320I had to put my pc on top of my desk instead of below because the heat kept getting trapped under the desk.
>>86770484probably late and cover had a time limit of merch run.At least that is what i think.
does that confirm that we won't even get an anniversary stream?
>>86770419oh wait mine does actually have a glass panel on the left side, it's just that it's standing right against my desk
sorry guys im sick :'
>tail shakesi still want the big ass plushie tail
I want to believe that it's just as tough for her
Gura and I have been married for 4 years. Once she's ready we will celebrate with cyb0rseggz.
>no streams>here is some merch go give me moneykek EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
>>86770525your glass is half full but i hope your right
>>86768681>69.9 hoursBased>Lore etc.Yeeeeah don't worry about it bud. The lore is... a bit of a mess since 343i took over.
>>86770530what would you like from an anniversary stream? besides a chatting stream and it has to be approved easily by management
>>86770494so nice of them dinos raking the leafs
>>86768681The other half of the ship was drifting in space and homed in to the artificial planet that the covenant "remnnants" were trying to get open. There is still spartan ops that continue the story but the missions are pretty boring (at least the first 5 episodes) but you can just watch the cutscenes if you want to.
>>86770098>no you, the postHahahaha
I feel like I asked this before but are the Halo books worth reading?
>>86770679sex with biboo in 3d
>>86770679go fuck yourself retard
>>86769933>>86769838Rough health spot
>let's celebrate together once i‘m feeling a bit better yesSo that was a fucking lie
It's just a fucking dildo holy kek
>>86770115Bot?
just when you think you can not get more disappointed...
>>86770723>Project into the stratosphere>"why is everyone telling me 'no u', guess I win LOL"Neck yourself
>>86770798???
>>86770889everyone on this website is a bot except for you
>>86770876>Silicone Oh so it's not a plushie then. The fuck.
People who still buy her merch despite her not giving any fucks anymore about her fanbase have no digntiy
>>86770876finally some good service for our fembuds but when are we getting the onahole modeled after her sharkunny
>>86770840she's feeling better?? i swear you antis are retarded
>>86770525Does it? even Mumei has pushed her anniversary merch further out
>>86770998Watch, he's gonna say "if she's feeling better where's the stream then" because he has no reading comprehension
>>86770969This is why the lower class should be kept impoverished for their entire lives, so they will work.
So uhAre (You) buying it just from the tweet?
>>86769534wow
>>86771118of course
>>86771118Yes, I'm richbud don't worry
>>86771095gura probably makes enough merch money that the business actually has to care about the timing. Also, custom molded plastic/rubber items is ungodly high effort to do. that tail toy is the kind of thing that they have to move on whether gura is ready for it or not.
>>86770647i mean they still need to tell the facotry the number of items they need to make. they cant wait a lot. Since she got sick and ame was graduating she probably couldnt make a anniversary stream yet and also whatever cover homewro she had piled up. a shame but i have hope she will stream next week.
>>86771118Yeah, it's cute and I love Gura
>>86770098Just so you know, you got a lot of the history wrong. So much for your research.For one, muse dash wasn't lost because of the holocaust.You still don't get it. You won't ever understand because you weren't here. You don't know what the feelings were of everyone at the time. You didn't experience it with everyone else. The excitement, the trepidation, the unease, the joy, the sorrow. You can't understand what we went through just from researching events and dates. This is like saying you can understand what it was like getting off the boats at D-Day. I'm not going to bother reading od replying to the rest right now because there is more important shit that just happened. Just know you're a fucking retard.
>>86770998So where's the anniversary stream? She said she'd celebrate it with us once she got better.>>86771111Yes. Celebrating together means fucking streaming you retard.
>>86771118Gotta spend this money on something
>>86771118I have not bought anything since dino gura
Does anyone have that Gura art of her dead on the hospital bed with the hololive rep panicking at the computer typing as if he was Gura on twitter?
>>86771118after my paycheck it will be that and ames graduation plushies.im never missing any merch anymore.
did gura write that tweet or was it her manager again?
Not even a stream to announce the anniversary merch? I'm actually kind of worried now...
Lmfao, Gura's going to graduate. She's literally salivating to go and stream with Dooby.
>>86771313yes and i also have the one with two managers holding passed out gura while holding a surf board but i won't give them to you.
>>86771382what do you think?
>>86771286ESLchama...
>>86771313>Muh sicknessShe's probably just laying on her ass scrolling Instagram.
>>86771118The keychain looks a bit girly. I don't like tapestries. I might get the shark tail though
>>86771382Might have been written by her and just saved to her drafts for when the merch goes up. Not that it really matters who wrote it at this point.
This guy is sperging out in here, /#/ and /hlgg/, and everyone is dismissing him as a shitposter.
>>86771417i'll be honest, i really want that to be the case... they were a lot happier the old times before all the mandated corpo bullshit
>>86771420Please?
this is worst than being affiliated or whatever. cover should just let gura graduate already. stop telling the investors EN is doing fine
Can she please just graduate? Jut rip off the bandaid already
She could find time to log into her other account today, but no time for us, I guess.
I blame Cover way more than I blame Gura for this. I can't imagine she'd actually want to release merch unless Cover said this was the absolutely latest she's allowed to delay it.
>>86771605She just tweeted.
Man I'm gonna fucking start doomposting, what the fuck is happening, not even a stream, or even a video or Short announcing this? I like the merch and it feels like things she would want so it's not jus decided by manager but doing it this way fucking sucks, I don't want to have merch for her anniversary as if she was a fucking Sanrio character
you can put these on your crocs
>>86771619I lost faith in Cover a long time ago chumbie
>>86770730I've only read The Fall of Reach, The Flood, First Strike and Ghosts of Onyx. The Flood is basically a novelization of Combat Evolved, I forget the author. Feels kind of weird, but it's a decent read for the side character POVs.The other three are by Eric Nylund and are among my favorite novels ever written. Extremely smart, sharp and flowing writing style, kino lore. Highly recommended.
and you will still find retardes who will defend her even after this one
>>86771531I would love to hear your positive spin on this shit because this seems pretty indefensible.
>>86771674Damn, she couldn't get a Crocs sponsorship?
The optics of this is really bad. It just makes it feel like she couldn't even bother streaming or keeping in touch with us lately on social media.
>>86771656>Sheyeah Mane-chan
>>86770679A fucking Unarchived Karaoke
>>86771735I hate Cover too chumbie
>>86771674Will they fit? I thought you needed jibbitz for that.
>>86771691yeah me I will defend her until I die, you can't do nothing but seething
>>86771656lmao
>>86771674>made jibbitz disguised as a badge setcute
You can tell the grammar levels have tanked ever since the tweet.
>>86771753i dont think they wanted to say>guys we need to tell the factory a number by next monthon a tweet.
>>86771656You mean mane-chan? The ones who tweeted it out on holoEN first?They even tweeted it out on holoJP first.https://x.com/hololivetv/status/1842354016556380466
>>86771674I remember her mentioning wanting to have official Gura jibbitz, neat that she found a way to do it.
Why do you even care about her not doing a shill stream? You already know it's going to be the same exact song and dance like the last 2 anni streams. They're not even fun to watch anymore, she's ran dry with topics and can't try to entertain.Like her last good content was playing loogie's mansion and sucking up sand for half an hour, and that was THREE YEARS AGO. Stop seething about literally anything she does, you know she's already out the door with her tail stuck in the hinge, move on.
>>86771800It's morning in Indonesia and Philippines
>>86771735I'm happy we got to know feet thing Gura teased that made managers go wtf.
>>86771691>getting upset over a decision clearly made by CoverI'm not exactly happy with her silence lately but you couldn't in good faith actually believe it was her that wanted the merch dropped while she's not streaming.
>>86771417lmao>Gura's [...] salivating to go and streamLOL
Did anyone seriously think things wouldn't get worse after Ame leaving?
fuck this I am mad
>>86771832You know Gura didn't draft the tweet how, exactly? It was Gura.
i ate sghetti today buds!!
>>86771774≥CoverThis is Gura's fault anon. She chose not to stream.
>>86771928I'm angry that /ggg/ gets besieged by shitposters 24/7 too chumbie
>>86771949please clean yourself.
Is this the final straw?
if gura loves the chumbuds, she would have chosen to graduate. but no, we are just her cashcows..
>>86771674I was dithering on whether to buy them but if they actually will fit my crocs that's a must buy now.
>>86771949neat! I had tacos today
>>86771118The only reason I bought the sweater was because I wanted to wear it to fes and I don't even know if I wanna go anymoreAnd this stuff is way worse than the sweater, and I didn't even like the sweater very much, no
I'm more worried than anything. The fact that they couldn't even get her to do a 1 hour shill stream for it makes me think something really is wrong.
>>86771949Based. I ate steak today sghettibud
Retard hours, huh?
So I guess this was the thing she was talking about for why she was looking up "cute anime girl feet pose"...How many months ago was that? Like six?She was planning this out for that long and she couldn't end up showing it to us herself. I guess that means she really isn't going to be streaming any time soon.
>>86772124Yeah, I'm planning on making /cc/ until things cool down
I'll never forgive this bitch unless she tells us what's going on and not leaving us in the dark. I literally forgot that anniversary stream because of Ame, but man if she wants to graduate right now then I wouldn't cry for her.
>>86771118I have literally no use for any of this stuff, so no.Give me practical items, not stuff I'll forget about in a few days
>>86771936Posted at the exact same time as the ones on the other accounts by managers? Anon... come on...
>>86772095She woke up early to do a final gaming sesh with Watson, Kiara, and Kronii. In fact, everyone was on Kiara's time for that stream and are notoriously lazy people who sleep in.Really makes you think.
>>86771233Okay you're actually right, Muse Dash was lost because of the Coco-saying-"Taiwan" incident, not the Holocaust. I mixed those up in my post because I was distracted by my food getting delivered, my bad.Brainfart aside, my research itself was fine - I do know about both and that they were separate. My point still stands and you're still a fucking retard.
>>86772095She's too lazy and detached to turn on obs and talk to her fans to an hour for her anniversary. That's what's wrong.
>>86772218>feel stressed> finger slap that tail i think is suefull
>>86772228You know what drafts are? Gura writes it, management posts it later. There's no issue.
>>86772199Be careful what you wish for menheranon. You're like that teamate that wished Ame's death and graduation but then went menhera the minute she actually did.
>>86772265If she did that you would have just said she streamed only to shill merch.
>>86772199Make sure to blow your head off with a shotgun and tag gura with it!
>>86772124Acting like everything is normal, huh? Gura just hit a new negative milestone no member of EN, ID, and JP hit. Hope she feels better though!
Her back is so broken in that art, looks so bad twisted that far around
>>86772347You're right. She's too lazy to stream for her fans at all. That's so much better.
Artist she chose for the merch ishttps://x.com/shiina_2256https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/4302088
>>86772473I can't tell if people hate Gura or love her. They insult Gura yet they want more streams? I don't really understand
>>86772482She's following this artist... twice.Is this one of the artists she followed back in July?
oh no no no chumchud explain thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/cxhqgm.png
I hope she's ok...
>>86771118I want to, but also not. It's just gonna sit in a corner collecting dust...
>>86772605Where did you get this picture of me and my wife?
>>86772716She is. Or did you miss her streaming without a problem a few days ago?
now that i think about itany other myth releases anniversary merch?i find weired it is only gura with annyversary merch.
>>86772605source?>>86772716FEEL BETTER GURA
>>86772716FEEL BETTER GURA
>>86772567I want her to stop abandoning her fans. This should be the bare minimum.
>>86772605stop leaking pic of me and her>>86772716FEEL BETTER GURA
>>86772244
>>86772716FEEL BETTER GURAshe probbaly is doing cover homework piled up from the sick days, i bet we will see her next week
>>86772567Fakebuds only love her when she's streaming. Like a girl who only loves you only when you're employed. That's not true love.
>>86772770https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123022771
I hope Gura confirms herself to be dark chocolate only.
>>86772567I think fans are hurt. I know I feel hurt. I don't want her to graduate. But I really wish she'd talk to us. This is too much. It feels like something that an entitled, ungrateful celebrity that doesn't care about her fans would do.
>>86772781That doesn't really answer my question chumbie. Your attitude towards gura is confusing.
>>86772124Wow they want her to stream, why are so many people antis
Merch tweet and manager tweet in her Twitter.She said 2 weeks ago about her health problems and if we consider ame she could take another more week. But I just don't get it. Why Cover didn't wait for the anniversary stream at all?. This will make more graduation rrats and burned out until Jnaury rrats like 2023 again. I saw some tweets that some members were very worried about gura after this shit.Cover truly fuck up badly. Gura if you're seeing this make a member post later to calm down the situation. People don't know who can trust anymore
antis want her to stream. but for me, if streaming makes her unhappy. i really hope she choose to graduate and do things that make her really happy offline or not.
Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.
>>86772937The people wishing her to graduate sure seem like antis to me
>>86772942holy ESL
>>86772904bare minimum has been an anti buzzword for years, just stop responding
>>86772997Honestly I think she wants to graduate. But isn't required to stream so makes a hefty salary just by selling merch so there's no reason to graduate because it's free money.
>>86772762I don't think so, no
>>86772942>Why Cover didn't wait for the anniversary stream at all?becasue they need to tell the chinesse factory the number of items they need by some time next month.i do agree is on cover side but considering she tweeted last month about sickness on her anniversary i bet this was in the wait since 2 weeks ago so time ran out.
Of course the >online faggot is here when the shitposting is at it's peak.
>>86772716FEEL WORSE GURA
I only wish for Gura’s happiness, so if getting married or graduation means it’ll lead her to living a long fulfilling and happy life… so be it.
Baitposting has gotten so fucking stale nowadays. You can practically tell it's the same two or three retards posting on cooldown.
You guys deserve better. Jesus fucking christ.
>>86773260Yeah, she's happiest married to me.
>>86773278I've seen the same shitposters post in /vg/. Theres a fuckton of overlap on this site.
Gura... man.
>every shitposter crawls out of the mud immediately after gura does literally anything. They're just grifting hacks, really.
>>86773292nah, those faggots who still cling to her after all the bullshit she pulled in the past 2 years fully deserve getting treated like dirt
>>86772997I think she's fine popping in whenever she can, because when she's really into it like in the 2.0 reveal, it still feels like she genuinely enjoys the shark girl persona.
>>86773260I also want Gura to disappear from our lives to find true happiness with other men, my fellow chumbud. *tips fedora*
>>86773292Yeah, the jannies don't give a single shit about /ggg/
>>86772716FEEL BETTER GURA>also fuck you. I have a stomach ache..
>>86773260Gura should marry me
>>86773121Mumei and Bae didn't do anniversary stream and merch at all. But it's ok to force gura to do this???
She just sees us as ATMs now. She's not even sorry.
>>86773260Yeah, with me.
Bought the full pack.
>>86772257 (me)>>86771233Also, your D-Day analogy is a red herring. As was already painstakingly explained, I'm specifically *not* pretending to know exactly what OGs feel. I never claimed to "understand", that's just you deflecting by putting words in my mouth like a retard.All I said is that I do have reasons to care. I don't need to go back, unlike you. And I really don't give a shit whether you read the rest of the post or not, because that remains true regardless of what you think. This melodramatic fanfiction of yours never worked before and it isn't working now, so fuck off.I'd comment on the merch, but it looks like everything's already been said anyway. And of course the thread's getting shat up again.
Are the shitposters going to leave next thread or should I make /cc/?
>>86773482they choose if they want anniversary merch.that is why i say she probbaly had something planned and sickness ruined it. That merch is too detailed for her not to have any input in it.
Sanity check
So, we are merging with the jumping mouse thread after everything is done right?
>>86773535The monkeys are going to be screeching all night so go ahead and make bud.
>>86773530based
>>86773535Does making a safe space thread not just make shitposters want to target it instead?
>>86773367same, pedophiles deserve the worst.fucking piece of flesh
>>86773609MMMRTRTRT
>>86773609M RT
>>86773609M+RT
>>86773292Seeing this thread I'm not sure we do
>>86773652you divide their forces
>>86773652They can't shitpost in both at the same time
Gura has been planning this merch for a long time. At least since early June.>>77546377
>>86773652That was actually my strategy. It stretches the antis thin so they'll have to focus down on one thread at a time
Cover should just kidnap gura and keep her locked in a room and forced to stream as gura for 24/7 i think it would be very fun to watch.
told you guys to find better oshi already kek
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123024773booba gura repost
I see
Man, this guy REALLY wants some attention...
People who constantly scream about pedos are probably the ones you should be most suspicious of.
>>86773827i genuinely watch everything from other holos, to small corpos and indies. while i enjoy of them, none of them are as charming and enchanting to me as gura.
>>86773915
>>86773369true, thats why i’m an anti
Did you get your loot?
>>86773559Don't give me with that crap. Right now I truly want a better explanation:Gura is burned out until January again?Did Cover make a mistake with the schedule?Did we really gonna get anniversary stream? And if we have one I truly hope it isn't the only stream of the entire month like she did in 2023.Very doubt that gura is gonna stream this weekend until Monday I think. Rrats gonna get worse
>>86773961Same desu
>>86773609MMMMMMMMMMMM
You now have images of a little anime girl cached on your device.
do you think
>>86773827But I'm not feeling bad or let down though?
Why is she doing this to us?
>>86774017Christ, the markup is ridiculous. I got all 4 of Ame's final plushies for less than that.
>>86773952True.PRedditors and Discord groomers GTFO.
>>86774017I'm thinking about getting the wiggly shark tail. I just don't know where I'd put it.
>>86774017I'm too poor for it
>>86774017Not yet, but I probably will when she comes back.
>>86773952i think we all support freedom of expresssion hereso if you support cunni please reply to this post.
>>86774017Got the full set.
Its almost impressive how she manages to hit one new low after the other for 2 years straight
>>86774101It's like she doesn't like seeing us anymore. I'm not sure.
>>86773961same desu. there's gura who's on another level for me, then 2 or 3 other girls that i like
>>86772755kys
>>86774017Might grab the tapestry.
They wouldn't have done this if she was going to stream this week.
>>86774221idgaf about being on a list
>>86774017ye, but why do you need two sets?
>>86773961Its pretty hard to find a vtuber thats played shogun 2 and isn't a babiniku. I feel like all the games that I want to watch are mostly played by men.
>>86773609LLT
>>86774414Chumbie...
>>86774277And yet you remain a seething, malding, little faggot here and forever samefagging to hell and back as if it weren't obvious.
>>86774375they probably contacted her recently and she's still sick
>>86774017Might go for everything except the tapestry, which I don't have space to hang.
This happened before and she always came back just after. Expect stream tomorrow, probably members since ame isn't her to make it easier for her anymore.
>>86774463ok yes im blind
why can't she at least tweet a simple "sorry guys still not feeling well enough" ?
>>86774408Posting on 4chan probably automatically gets you on a list anyway
I still need to buy the pillow for my dakimagura. Good pillows are like a 150 though
>>86773961pretty muchgura mastered after all these years dancing the line of saying some really unhinge shit with being really cute.i have not seen anyone like her and her comedic timing is amazing too without realying too much on insulting chat.
>>86774465the only one seething here is you because you know deep down that i am right and you have not a single argument against me kek
>>86774463>>86774533Its ok, chat reflects the streamer.
>>86774665Aren't you that shitposter from /vg/?
>>86774511>tomorrow there is a kiara live, even if member i bet she will stream on sunday at earliest and by wednesday at max.
>>86774722no, I haven't been here in months.
>>86774511No, this has literally never happened before. The sanest explanation is that she is dying.
>>86774763precisely
>>86774624
I haven't slept with my daki in a while because it's too hot even with the A/C on...
>>86774645>the only one seething is you>he squeals, seething
>>86772567I cannot relate to the chumbuds that look at this and feel hurt or attacked. Really, I only feel concern. She was so reassuring that everything would be okay leading up to Ame's graduation, and then this happens, doesn't seem like things were quite okay afterall.
>>86774624I'm surprised that no other vtuber has been able to emulate that. Gura really is unique.
>>86774814k
can someone post the voice dramas please. I really really really don't want to drop an extra 60 on top of buying the merch
>>86774836Your daki is getting lonely...
>>86774857cope some more
I'm more annoyed at the shipping dates.
>>86774878I noticed a lot of people take things personally which is weird because we are an amalgamation.
>>86774992I'm sure someone will eventually, there's a lot of people wanting it.
>>86775018Just one more month... I'm sorry, my daki.
>>86774511>>86774375
>>86775071Not really it's pretty much just me asking for it.
I'm going to do it chumbies. I'm going to start playing warframe again after not touching it for nearly five years now.
>>86775039Man you really are angry, lol>c-c-cope harder ch-chuds!
>>86775053isnt 6 months the standard?
>>86775148I don't play warframe but it seems pretty well regarded and I'm sure there's lots of new content dropped during 5 years, have fun chumbie
I'm gonna play some gatcha to calmdown a bit. After this I don't feeling to watch kiara 3d live. Anymore. I WILL Wait for the truly anniversary stream with gura complaining about cover releasing this too early. I'm still remember she said that her throat still hurt in the collab.
Give me (You)s! NOW!
>>86775148I tried Warframe for a bit but i couldn't get into it. Too much grinding I think. I used to know a dude that was really obsessed with it.
>>86775241
I hope she's ok
>>86759079I can't believe this is the one thing that made me understand the trinity. I am retarded.
>>86774878>thank you for everything
Watching Ina play papers please, that was a good Gura stream I'm gonna go rewatch that now.
>>86775358I saw that video of LGR's house cut in half by a tree. I'm really scared for her. Gura should come to the west coast with me
>>86774805No, the sanest explanation is she doesn't want to be Gura anymore.
>>86775473Nah
>>86775473nah
>>86775340I am unironically glad to hear that my dumb ritualpost has helped someone, God bless chumbie
>>86775336Same here chumbie
>>86759079no u
>>86775229>>86775246Just looked up some stuff on the game and apparently they added a water themed magical girl frame at some point. Going to farm her parts and make her gooba themed.
>>86775691It is wrong tho. You're spreading misinformation. Shame on you.
>>86775473i think she thought about it when ame decided on going indie but i get the sense she isn't going to leave her comfy place. you can keep posting catalog tourist level "proof" like this >>86775358but i genuinely don't think that's happening.
>>86775801>>86775825FILTHY APOSTATES
Chumbuds, why is gura like this?
>>86775944Source please?
>>86775825Miaphysitebud...
>>86775599>>86775626If you see her behavior and don't think this I don't know what to tell you. Enjoy her "dying" for another couple years I guess.>>86775844I didn't post that. I don't think she wants to go indie. I don't think she wants to stream period. I don't think she wants to do this anymore.
>>86774375I mean, it's saturday tomorrow. The week is almost over.
>>86775844*not that i'm even opposed to her going indie. it's just the sense i get
>>86776165nah
>>86775129nta, I hope you keep asking because I want it too
>>86776165>I thinkogey
can someone leak onion's fanbox and also the voice dramas please
>>86776215It's a turn a phrase. Obviously you and I can't know what's going on in her head but you're stupid if you think she's been enjoying any of this as of late.
>>86776178I mean like the next 7 days at least
>>86775822>water themed magical girl frameHow is it called? I'm kind of interested now...
Chombos.... why did Gura literally just release an unironic dildo?
>>86775822Are those grindable? I’d start playing warframe for some waifus
my unsubstantiated rrat is she has crohn's disease or some other autoimmune disease.
>>86776545IBS on top of that
>>86776397I wouldn't be so sure honestly, it's been over 2 weeks since their anniversary, they probably couldn't delay this announcement any longer.
>>86776430>>86776517Her name is apparently yareli
Threadshitters gone?
>>86776786Shh!
>>86776786no you're still here
>>86776774Guess I'm playing warframe.
>>86776774Many thanks friend, I'll check that out.
>>86777026Nah, just you cripple.
shut up and buy the merch, no stream required
>>86777038I love the nyamunyamy.
Its not surprising the threadshitter that claims to be an indignant chumbud is also a catalognigger who made a shitpoat thread.
>>86777038I hate the nyamunyamy.
>>86775129I've been wanting since it came out, just haven't posted here about it. Someone on the holopirates forum made a request for it and it's gotten a good amount of views and likes, so hopefully someone will fulfill it soon.
>>86777313She has cute eyelashes
>>86777452
>>86777438I thought you needed discord to use that site, I'm surprised they don't have it already.
>>86771949Is that the reason why you're orange
>>86777795
>>86777042This is a cute goob. Nice.
>>86777506
>>86777891
>>86777412I'm sure he'll say (You) just don't understand because you weren't there, and then recount all the ups and downs with a faggy attempt to put on a dramatic showman's flare
Let me be last post you frickin fricks
>>86778012We're not even on page 11, you dingus.
I liked it better when the latest tweet on her page was an Ame fanart retweet
>>86778012we're not even on page 11
>>86778077now that's a shitpost I can agree with!
gura cute
>>86777980Wrong anon, retard. Nice try though.
gura ugly
Just fast foward me to the 2025 announcement already
I only need 12 more armor pieces to drop before I’ve collected every single armor piece in Elden Ring
>>86778270captcha: KMSKGW
>>86778323>Wrong anon, retard>Nice try though
>>86778420that sounds fucking miserable