Pinch Edition Last thread: >>86763561TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>86825582/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>86825617koimen
>>86825617amen
horrible person inside hololive..
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>86825617amen
Good afternoon ( ≧∀≦)ノ
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>>86825617AMEN
Shinri seems to be in good form recently. I'm a happy koi.
>>86827556I wonder how he'll find Inscryption tonight especially the second part
>>86827669Somehow I forgot about some of the crazy stuff that game has. Should be plenty for him to dig into.
PILOT ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSgth5ucnVQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSgth5ucnVQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSgth5ucnVQ
Liz sounds like she wants to have a drawing collab with Flayon someday. Also mentioned something about VOD killing habits? I'm zoning out so much right now.
It is not of our concern.
>>86829273I'm just relaying information because she was yapping about them for a little... I'm not trying to stir up anything.
I love Ruze
>>86829519I HATE love RUZE
wow i will not retain any of this information Thank you anyways pilot
>>86828722>170 watching
I miss VG collabs...
>>86829821mechabirbo will never collab again
>>86829858they collab, they just cant stream it.... to saucy for jewtube
would (You) let him clean your room
>>86830593I bet he'd go through my shit without asking
>>86830751what, you got smthn to hide?
Man remember when Shinri's name in Minecraft was "shinreeeeee" and then he changed cause sisters complained it was making fun of autistic people?
>>86831362Shinri really got the worst fans
>>86831179He would steal my gameboy games and be somehow magnetized to my DSi to open flipnote hatena and see shoddy porn I draw 14 years ago
>>86831487It wasn't the kois tho, it was discmites
>>86831487scornmites, vespies and bettelion exist
>>86831362i liked the boys reactions when he joined the server and they'd giggle at his silly name, it was cute
>>86831362the same people are fine with bettel using "spazz"
How do you deal with maria as your daughter?
>>86832021never too late to abort
BETTEL ON THE SIMS4 TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/live/D1saVgNZ3mshttps://www.youtube.com/live/D1saVgNZ3mshttps://www.youtube.com/live/D1saVgNZ3ms
>>86832067you take that back
What the hell is that
I like the music in umineko( ´・∀・｀)
>>86832405>/live/
That sounds like a fun group I'll go watch their VODs.
>LAZY?I need that soundpost
>Can stream a whole 2 hours and 40 minutesHoly shit, Bettel's really pushing himself today!
Holy shit he's actually doing something story based between characters and not just grinding his sims stats
>>868324051K DORYAAAAA
hope shinri can get laid in sims if he can't get laid in real life
>salt and vinegar are the best >sour cream and onions are the worstI anti flayon now and I want a divorce
Bettel... you wouldn't do that to him, right...?
cucking shinri immediately
Josuiji "The cuck" Shinri
bro...
>>86834689>>86834753>>86834822Just like in real life
(゜∀。).......no
>>86826393>when i see [people with agency] make a decision, i feel yuckwoman moment, this is why men are superior at everything
ordering pizza from tempizza and asking for shinri and altare as my delivery boy (i will rape them both as a tip)
>"I need hakka to become president"
>Axel sliding through walls and out of the playable areakek
>>86837433The way he was fucking gliding took me out
>>86835491>"""male""" (((vtubers)))>men
>>86837972Saved
neuter machina x flayon
Wait did GB actually play for 8 hours
>>86839401Yeah he's addicted to deadcock, he's played over 175 hours of it since it came out
why is he so cheeky
>>86840463brat needs correction
dead thread
i didn't catch who kissed who but we got a randomass bettel twincest moment in sims lmao
>>86841791wait how? did he forget to make them brothers
>>86841972he used the "make a twin" feature to make twobert, but if that doesn't automatically select the family relationship... he may very well have forgotten.
>>86841791For the delight of bettellion, remember when they implied some incest shit when they talked about sharing a bath during a trip?
>>86842069kek that's one hell of an oversight
>>86842357Only thing I remember is the second(?) time he had Bettel 2 on and they talked about sharing a hotel room and Bettel started apologizing to Bettel 2 because the chat was implying incest
>>86836434i kinda miss mockingbird. they were great together.
wake up
>>86846031
>>86846031I'm sleepy though ( ＾Д＾)
>>86842357I only remember when Bettel said he wished Bettel 2 was 2B instead.
Forgot mama was streaming Inscryption soon and took some melatonin as I wanted to sleep early... now I won't be able to watch him get go the fun part of the game
>>86846031great time for a 30 min nap
>>86846031pilot sex keeps me awake
>>86846788every stream is pilot sex
>go inside you and explode you from the insidep-promise
>>86847953
MAMA ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ygl9exXW4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ygl9exXW4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ygl9exXW4w
Yeah, flayon can "lap" me any time
MAMAAAA
The game is gonna doxx the tacosuiji outfit
Shinri you just lost biscuit, get the immortal cat
Shinri please get a new isp
>>86853036impossible until he moves
>>86853162Shinri and Hakka need to move to Japan already, get into a japanese course for a visa or something
Many many greyfags
>>86854004Yeah, it's awful seeing them suffer and get audibly upset/frustrated at circumstances out of their hands
i love my red retarded pilot cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much
(。・ω・。) fun stream
>>86855013FWNBAC
>I can cat and then cat the cat!
>>86855243>>86855770two negatives make a positive
>>86855498catmaxxing
>>86855847HIV positive
>>86855847Congratulations, you're pregnant with flaycat
Octavio 7DTD tellyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPu5ZJSgTnEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPu5ZJSgTnE
>>86856532Jobber maestro…
Where's my HEY HEY...
Buying Shinri's teeth...
mama's in a giggly mood tonight
Mama got a new child
>>86856685mama got fuck 2 night ago
>>86856358h-hot
>>86856685then safe to assume that dinner date went well kek.
>>86856801>>86856814That was fast
>>86856870yeah with me
How were today's streams???'.'
telly posters please lurk more and post properly. I barely notice you TT
>>86857086Do it yourself then faggola
>>86857086Stop being a little faggot and reply to them directly>>86856532TELLYPOST PROPERLY NEWFAG
>>86857237>says talent and telly for ctrl+Fers>unjobbed link>multiple links
>>86857368Yeah but that tellypost is fucking SOVLLESS
>>86856979Really really good!
>>86857536>>86857235
nobody watches Octavio...
>>86857764shut up Hakka
hell yeah opossums
im gonna machina x flayon
>>86859280not if i him first
>thinks the puzzles through instead of brute forcing themthis is why I love his streams
getting impregnated by bettel!
would (You) pay 3 blood for him
>>86861790only 3?
>>86861752i bet his swimmers are as lazy as he is
>>86862446Great. That means more tries until it finally works!
>>86862446With how tight his pants are, yes
>>86862602Bettel would have the biggest menhera breakdown if you got pregnant with his kid and refused an abortion
>shill itbrother... the game is free
I like the little salute
>>86861790i will give gim 1
>>86863009ToT ToT ToT
Getting stepped on by Regis Altare
>>86861790YES SIR
>>86863344Knowing bettel he would probably turn into a battered househusband if he had a kid, completely mind broken, Flayon on the other hand would step up
>>86863324why is he black
>>86863869nah, flayon would step on your belly
>>86863869first thing is kinda hot kek. we got to knock that faggot up then
>>86864125he's got those sharp claws on his shoes too. i imagine they would cause some internal bleeding
>>86864167Loving househusband flayon or battered dildo bettel? Ur callOR THE EXTRA OPTION AUTISM HUSBAND RUZE
>>86864566Why does bettel get a bad ending?
>>86857608BRATTY ANON NEEDS CORRECTION!
>>86864644Idk I just feel like if he was put in a father position he’d have a crazy menhera breakdown, he seems like the kinda guy who’d be fine living life without a kid but as soon as one enters his life he’d fall apart
>>86864909I mean if it was like that then probably would not be in best interest to have a child to be honest.
>>86861790easily
>>86864566can i have depressed husband shinri?
>>86865615Only if you are poor too
>>86865615be his sugar daddy
>>86865759OH BOY IM SO POOR
>>86864566i want house hubby flayon to gush over me…
STINKBUG JOBBED IT
i love games when shinri is big brain
i am the only one here willing to live a depressed married life with altare.
>>86864566FWNBALHH
>I promised Ruze I would be there for a thingHoloMarches finally?
>>86863075Dino jobbed to the itch.io
is Tavi ok
>>86870175never has been
This guy was watching Shinri, old guard from the animation era
>>86863075>>86869783He probably means that he'll shill the Steam release to push the numbers on that storefront instead.
>>86870382yeah he's been there in a couple of his streams and I always get jumpscared whenever he's in chat. Cool to see them interact I was obsessed with his Mystery Skulls animated a couple years back
>>86870691how cute. he says goodnight to the kois too.
juruzavio seem to love making those T4 voice packs
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1842805360949621100wdhmbi?
>>86871270teaser for his T4 VPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_F9DB-XK8
>>86871331>ruze starting a running series of themed VPs (high effort expansions on his streaming lore characters)>bettel starting a running series of themed VPs (low effort looney tunes carcrash.mp4 slop)yippee
>>86871623Understandable that Ruze would put more effort in his $50 tier VPs compared to Bettel's $10 tier.
>>86871331I wish I had the money I am so sad
>>86873572hey did you know that it is actually legal to go to a bank and threaten the bank teller to give you money and just walk out with the free money. go try it!
i think i want to eat altare. he reminds me of bubblegum when i was a kid.
>>86875198anon don't eat leader look at him he's just a little guy
>>86875358he looks so tasty
>>86875358God i want to lick his tears
>>86875701it do go down
feels weird not to have any OcTalks this week
I think Holostars SUCKS
I love hakka's cute chain smoker laugh the most!
>>86878384I keep seeing this photo in Actual Fact Bot: Revived's comment section
ngl i still miss whatever was the dynamic with these two
>>86878384.... DICKS
i wish we had a mainstream jpop enjoyer and a hiphop bro among our boys. i can only take so much vocaloid, anisong, and videogame music
You can still delete that absolute trash of a post, anon
HOLOMARCHES SESSION 0 REAL
>>86879162hq fell apart because vesper confessed to altare but the blue twink rejected him so he sabotaged altare's podcast plans.
>>86879162>whatever was the dynamic with these twoAutistic age-gap moe
>>86879599
I love Regis Altare
>>86880107HATE HATE HATE HATE
I love Noir Vesper
>>86880164Am I not allowed to express my love to my oshi? :(
>>86880201your love for your oshi got vored by the longkkito
Ruze's schedule.HOLOMARCHES AT LAST!https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1842853488616726786
>>86880946WE ARE SO BACK
>>86880946I wonder how they are grouped up, Armis is most likely their own group but HQ needs a member of VG to join them probably
>>86881170Ruze - gmArmis - 3VG - 4HQ - 2so 1 from VG can go to HQ
>>86881170They could shuffle the members likeAltare Hakka OctavioBettel Shinri JurardAxel Flayon Goldbullet
Was all of ARMIS really headhunted? Does stars not get applications (with merit)?
>>86863075>prostate twilight
>>86881170>>86881237Ruze said he doesn't like DMing for groups bigger than 3, so it'll probably ,>Bettel, Flayon, Shinri and>Altare, Axel, HakkaBut in the future it'll probably mix up the groups as I can see Ruze making them go to the same city and meeting each other and yadda yadda.
>>86863075banchou is a good bean and wants the creator to receive publicity, not like you would know anything about being kind-hearted
Axel King cover when? He already has the rap part in Queen
>>86881983When did he say he prefers groups that size? I don't think that's right, that is incredibly small.
>>86880107Same
Protagonists>Altare, Ruze, Astel, ShienDeuteragonists>Axel, Shinri, Miyabi, RioLove interests>Rikka, Izuru, Octavio, RoberuTertiary characters>Hakka, Bettel, Oga, FumaBackground characters>Aruran, Temma, Magni, JurardMiscellaneous>Uyu, GoldbulletMascot character>Fuma, Flayon, Vespert. sorawrity
>>86882136Extremely early on, before Holomarches was a thing
What happened to Jurard and Ironmouse's friendship?
>>86880181Me too
>>86882780that's some weird miku fanart
>>86882599i told him he could no longer see other women even as friends and then gave him the best head he will ever get
>>86882599 It's one of those rrats that have tangible proof to back them up. Go and watch their Phasmo collab anon. You can't. Because it got canceled and never happened. It's very possible that one of them ghosted the other, and it went sour from that point on.
>>86882531Hakka should be love interest because Hakka is a woman
>>86880107I love him MORE
We need this to happen
no we don't
>>86883239And this!
>>86883128>woman equals love interestboring
you want bettel to dance for CHINA?hell no
>shinri is playing silent hill>flayon is playing silent hill>octavio is playing silent hill
>>86883416Yeah are you excited?
>>86883339Hakka is for the straightbros
>>86883445yeah i'm so excited. can't they just play together and be done with it?
>>86883542I mean people are just excited for remakes these days and not new material
>>86883239kys
>>86882531>shien>protagonist???extremely baffling
>>86883481Hey everyone, this anon is gay!
Tavi's schedulehttps://x.com/octavio_holo/status/1842899779820699948
it's a deadcock week
Aniki doko
>clip channel that only posts about Bettel and the quitters>*Don't recommend channel*
Leader is very being very cute as always. I love him so much.
>>86826393And this is why you'll die an old cat lady.
>>86883971kiss your sister
we need more incest
>>86886433you already get clowncest
>>86886486the clown is old and used, i don't care for him anymore
>>86886433Axel is a coward
>>86886486IT’S NOT ENOUGH, we need convo about molesting your oshi if he was your little brother. or vice versa i dont care, inbreeding is necessary to this ecosystem
>>86886720Uh I don't have much material for this one
>>86887956grab a brush and put on a little make up
>>86884823He has protagonist energy and two love interests
>>86888033So if Rikka and Roberu are Shien's LIs, Octavio is Ruze's then Izuru is both Altare and Astel's..?
>>86888117Altare is for the streets and noct and rpr
>>86888033>protagonist energyno, not really. he's definitely part of the main cast, but he's not main character material.
>>86886720I wish Axel was my little brother
>>86889415who would you put then?
i wish axel would give me a hug right now
>>86889658I would love one too, he would be so warm
>>86889415tbf shinri is cast as secondary main character in this and that definitely isn't true kek
>>86889696warm and I know he smells so good.
>>86886720if flayon was my little brother I would help him sexually explore himself once he got around that curious age. all those reacharounds in his room I'd give him while trying to keep him quiet with our parents outside. he'd clearly be too old for me to help him take baths but he'd still ask me to join him.
https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1842946854205763913gibby schedule
>>86890144Busy week, at least one cancellation incoming
I think Jurard should just impregnate Gibby already
I think Flayon should just impregnate me already
>>86890259speaking of cancellations, they've become so frequent that he's stopped announcing it when they happen. That handcam stream was supposed to be today
>>86890534He really doesn't like the corpo life...
i think X should just bounce on my dick already
>>86890633
I think Octavio should bounce on Ruze's orc schlong already
>>86890583i dont watch so idk, do the bubblies really give him that much money to make it worth staying when he clearly doesnt wanna be here?
>>86890730Probably more than he was making before even with all the cuts. It's pretty easy to just coast along if you half ass all the idol stuff
>>86880946IT'S HAPPENING
>>86880946who would be in session 0? Armis?
>>86890144>Watermelonheh that's my nigga
>>86890730Gibby is a weird one to me. I don't really watch him either, but as an outsider looking in sometimes he seems very attached to his audience, even if his streaming habits don't reflect that at all. Him basically sobbing on stream always stuck out to me.
>>86891474I think it's supposed to be an introductory session involving all of them, but because of scheduling he had them record some stuff beforehand
>>86892070he does have health issues that complicate things
>>86880946>>86885036>>86890144>Armis all playing Deadcock around 10AM ESTwonder if anyone from Tempus will join
>>86882531It’s almost impressive how wrong these are
>>86890144Well, at least we know one person who will be in the first Holomarches session
https://twitter.com/herb1vosa/status/1842253148641263637
I'm thinking of writing a hetship erotic fanfic featuring Banchou. What do you guys think?
>>86895218no one's gonna stop you. but idk if it will have readers
kill yourself
>>86895375The fewer, the better, but I'll be gifting it to some writers so they can give me feedback as I've just started writing, and my fanfic for banchou will be my third. Currently working on my second fanfic, which is a sequel to the first.
Flips were a mistake, why are you all so autistic and retarded
>>86893112come up with your own movie cast list then
>>86895548i thought we love autistic and retarded people because they are the cutest? mistake where?
>>86895548Flips are asleep. It's 1:30 am there
>>86895772There is cute autistic retard and annoying autistic retard, anons are the latter
>>86895772>people
tavi was a mistake because now he is the only man i would ever want
>>86895628Flayon will be portrayed by Tom Holland.
armis should cover your highness my princess
i wanna give flayon paizuri
i want to peg shinri and choke him
>>86895375Will you read it if that anon finally uploads it?
>>86880946>Holomarches Session 0LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>86883239No.
>replying to the lazy bait spam 6 hours laterngmi
>>86897920kek no, i don't care for jutard, even less than some hetship with no chemistry, isn't the only girl he has hung out with ollie?
Ruze is finally doing it after almost a year and with this book that the community just made? This is going to be so peak.
>>86898127I have an obligation to make my displeasure with both known at any moment in time that I feel is necessary. Bait, or not.
>>86898133I don't care who he's going to pair Jurard with, as long as it's hetship.
>>86898134He's doing IT?
>>86898547>>86880946
>>86898547yeah with me
>>86899316Get some sleep Tavi
>>86898127>6 hours laterHere's the new one! For Armpagpag sisters!
>armpagpagokay how tf did it take baiters almost an entire year to realize that the flips aren't in tempus
>>86900190It has been pretty funny ngl
A
when do I get to sit on axel's face?
>>86901140Only when im done with him first
