Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an4thGawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713 AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-hen or https://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/ Youtooz figure https://youtooz.com/collections/hololivePrevious Thread: >>86869645
I love my wife so much!!
Day 6! Give it up for day 6!
My tummy still hort. My whole home smells like farts
I love gura
>>86913304Same desu
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
I heard Gura is cute. Is it true?
>>86913304Have some more pepto bismolDon't eat it all at once cutebud, it's not candy
>>86913304Gura please...
>>86913598Ye
>>86913567samen
>>86913845Sex with this woman
What if one of Hololive work requirements was that all talents had to post in their respective generals on /vt/
>>86914826>>86913845I hope every faggot doing this begging trend gets sepsis
MY wife
Wife soon?
I think the weather is what prevented her to do a merch shilling stream. How long until the east coast gets hit by the hurricane?
Sex with a fembud.
>>86915790Knife spoooon
>>86915976atlantis finna get fucked on wednesday
Someone in here said Gura prefers the smell of an unwashed peen. I want to know exactly how you came across this information…
Child.
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
MY Gurandma
>>86916966she excessively sniffed mine when she first saw it
>>86917457Why did you show her your peen??
>>86915128I would hope Gura liked my posts, despite my tendency to sillymaxxI would also ask her if she was the AIdinobud, and also to marry me
>>86917566she asked for it
>>86915128I'd call gura gay
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
She's playing DBD right now.
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>86918705How do you know?
>>86918892He doesn't
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>86918735
Newest gura doxx just dropped
>>86919166
>>86918203Please refrain from showing your peen to my shark wife
Are we all creepy perverts?
shes gonna come back
I love my wife so much.
>>86919383>*Li touchí*
>>86919279nyo, I'll do it even more now
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>86919135ily choccybudAt last I can cleanse the aftertaste of that gallon
>>86919541Yes I am mister
kys jannies
>>86919541ye, I wanna see my mommy so baaaaaaaaaaaaaad
>>86919855Oh no... What happened?
>>86919998>*Le touché*
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>86919541why, yes.
>>86920643>*Lo touchõ*
>>86920643Not since Covid Stay Home restrictions ended.
You love this girl??
>>86921073What happened to you? Your retarded statements used to have more soul to them. This shit is just flaccid and toothless. You're like a beaten and whipped dog.
>>86921336in fairness that describes pretty much everybody, hardly shocking that shitposters lost their spark too
>HER followed the jumping mouse>Gura only active to shill Grim
Remember when you retards thought the silhouette of this was Gura?
>>86921317With all my being and fiber of my soul
>>86921908Huh?
Gurass
>>86922303SNIFFFFF
>>86913191Looks like the wireless Myth earbuds aren't available for preorder on Amazon anymore, unless it's just an issue for me. I was never really sure if I wanted them because I still have my first set of Gura buds.
>>86921908I don't think many people actually thought that.
>>86922554Wrong >86921727Also people in this thread too, don't make me pull up the receipts
>>86921908I was only pretending to be retarded
>>86922765I was a doubter. The tail was too symmetrical and didn't have the trademark bite
>>86922765Some did sure. It's not that serious.
>>86922554Half or more of the retards here did >>86704572
Gawrrr Gooba Jingleheimer SchmidtHer name was my name toooo
>>86922852Yeah the lack of bite is a big tell
If biblebud is here right now I would like to offer a correction. It wasn't his father Noah that Ham raped, it was his mother. Canaan was apparently their incest rape-baby.
>>86923347Oh no....anywayO say Gura should make another dinogura game.
>>86923441I am glad you have repented hereticbud
>>86923441Interesting. Genesis was pretty barebones so its nice to know some theories as to why he was so angry
I don't want gura to leave hololive
>>86923347only one of those thought it was gura, everyone else gave no fucks
>>86921908that tail was a bait but when is she dressing up like gura
I hope not. LA is a shithole
Is the holy bible the most metal of all literature?
>>86924772pretty sure it's made from paper
>>86924772no, that would be the Iliad.
>>86924772Idk. Eragon was pretty metal. He was a blue dragon and didn’t afraid of anything.
soon
>>86922765I thought the guy who said it was all Bijou was correct at the time because they all looked too similar, seems like you were one of the few who were fooled.
>>86925145
You kiss your dog on the asshole with that mouth?
i ate popcorm and now im farty. please help
>>86926199how does corn make you fart?
>>86926260it supposedly traps air in the body
>>86921908yeah and I'm happy to be wrong
>>86926455how, the inflated inside of the corn will be broken down by acid making it unable to trap any air
>>86926260Indigestible plant fibers ferment in your guts and release gas.
>>86924772>>86924935idk anon, the Iliad was metal, but not more metal than the king of the universe redeeming humanity, conquering death itself, tearing down the adamantium gates of Hades, ransoming the souls of the righteous, healing reality and everyone in it of all infirmity, restoring the divine cosmic order and ultimately establishing an eternal heavenly kingdom for him and his childrenThough I do feel for Hector having to deal with his horny idiot brother's bullshit
>>86926842The best part of the Bible was it confirming that necromancy is real.
im bored and miss gura
Baguraette honhonhon
>>86926912Pharisee hands typed this
>>86926835you are making shit up now
Definitely no Gura this week, and next week too. Hope she's doing alright.
>>86926835that's why I eat yogurt with my fiber, the bacteria in that CAN break down those fibers
>>86926914Aim better
>>86926842Damn people actually believe all that ?
>>86926914Aim better next time.
>>86927118not really, bacteria dont survive the acid of the stomach which is why most lactobacillus you see in shelfs are snake oil
>>86926842The character suffers from superman syndrome.
>>86927232so gura, are poop transplants the only effective way to restore your gut biome?
>>86927232well I'm rarely gassy when I eat a pro-biotic after I eat a pre-biotic and I'm less constipated, so I believe it works. (I'm mostly just eating it because it's high protein and low calorie though, also I like the taste)
>>86927532>Morihard pass
>>86927532FUCK YOU, now I wanna see Gura play it and massacre nids and stomp heretics
>>86927594Its a shame mori keeps picking these cool games. I don't find her fun to watch.
>>86927594Anon... mori isn't the point. I'm just showing they somehow were able to get perms for it.
>>86927358yes, thats the only way just like wearing an old tshirt you sweated on to restore your natural body bacteria after sex with someone who's body odor is strong.
>>86924772Did I miss Bible class in the Gura thread or something?
>>86927577it's the fiber, not the biotics.
>>86927652Then you should've been one of the people she plays games with off-stream.
>>86927652>>86927660Take it up with Gura for her refusing to stream these games (or much of anything really)
>>86927684I thought they played a different space marine game already?
>>86924772Bible Black, yeah.
I am not very good at FPS games
Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.
Uoh
>>86927719Is that why I smell like Gura now?
>>86928049no, it's because you are gawr
I wanna kiss Gura honestly
>>86927925aim better
>>86927684they get the perms and how does that have anything to do with my Gura?
>>86928498those are some strong windows to keep the water outhow many inches thick are they
>>86928656>my GuraEvidently you don't watch her, fuck off
I've been playing warframe ever since that chumbie told me about the magical girls
>>86927195If they're white or have at least some white ancestry, yes. Unless they also have some kind of mental illness
>>86927925me neither that's why I don't play pvp, unless they have viable shotguns, I like shotguns because my aim is shaky when I get excited
>>86928934Having fun? I have a buddy who played a bit of WarFrame, or as he calked it "Space Barbie." Looked kino.
>>86928921did she explicitly say she asked for the perms? I skipped collabs here and there because I couldn't stand some EN girls
>>86929101I played Mass Effect 3s multiplayer a lot and thats the closet I got
>silent hill perms are timed for weekMan i really hate konami
>>86927925This is me but fighting games. I just can't get a grasp at the darn things. Same desu with rts games. I still like them even if I suck.
>>86929190ME3 has/had a multiplayer?
>play a Gura karaoke playlist>"this song reminds me of amelia watson"T-thats fine...i didnt want to be happy
>>86927195Yeah really, imagine granting a kid immortality by dipping them in some river by their heel. And a massive war between a coalition of Greeks and Troy over some woman getting kidnapped, all because some prince settled a dispute between the gods over a golden apple? Preposterous!
goobnighti love gura
>>86929725Ebbeee
>>86929331The problem with me and fighting games is that by the time I start getting pretty decent, I'm already bored of the game and my rare itch to play a fighting game is satisfied, so it gets dropped.They're definitely fun for a while, but I guess I don't care enough to get seriously competitive with it which I assume is where the fun is had. Fun and anger.
>>86929162Yeah its not bad. Its a bit of a “turn off your brain” kind of game
I have it on good authority that Gura is working on Full Color full time right now.
>>86928991why is it always about white with you
Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?
>>86929725sleep well gamer
>>86929386well, coop against AI and it was fucking great
>>86930919ah nahone
>>86929190I played the Infiltrator with Cryo Blast and Wraith Shotgun, then later the N7 Shadow. Pretty fun, it was similar to Deep Rock Galactic or Helldivers 2.
>>86930405This time I only say so because of Europe's/the Americas' history with Christendom, compared to most of the rest of the worldAlso because it's funny
I love my cute shark daughterwife!
GOOBINATE
For King and Cunny!
>>86931568But its literally the most diverse religion with chinks and black believers its not funny if it doesnt make sense!
>>86932514But everyone has a different flavor of it, go look up the symbolism behind the mexican black virgin and how it still has links to their old gods. Blacks on the other hand like to heretisize it with their "voodoo" and their jungle magic. Euro's on the other hand went full "purity spiral" and sure some aspects did entwine with pagan beliefs it didn't go as far as other groups.
>>86932514In the modern day yes, but not in the grand scheme of the last 2000 years of history. Christianity is in our DNA, sort of like Shinto for the Japanese.
>>86925364I was that guy lol. Hence me pointing and laughing at the retards thinking it was her
>>86929531Fuck...is it the sunshine one?
>>86934803Ban pants
>>86935026Don't worry, I am acutely aware of all of this. I pray somewhat regularly for my fellow Orthodox and Catholics facing persecution, and that includes groups like the Coptics. That's why I said "most of" the rest of the world.Even so, it's still true that Christianity is ingrained into Western cultural DNA moreso than any other cultural group, at least the dominant ones in their respective regions.
I want to play the next monster hunter game with Gura
>>86935432Same desu I missed my chance last time.
>>86935392It's a blend of Norse and Christian culture for Anglos.
What is she watching
>>86936106our wedding tape
>>86936106Either Animal Planet, History Channel, or Cartoon Network.
>>86936472She's literally me except female and out of ten
>>86936106Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn
>>86932239For s’ghetti too!!!
>>86926988
>>86936106Legend of the Galactic Heroes. Specifically episode 98.
>>86937087mmh... s’ghetti...
>>86937391
>>86937442
>>86937169La basé
>>86937821
I am urinary in continents
>>86929557Anon... I don't think anyone still believes Greek mythology is stuff that actually happened...
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the cunny
Never should’ve come here
>>86939010nta but I like greek mythology, their gods aren't portrayed as contradictory perfect beings, on the contrary, they are very flawed which makes them relatable and "human"
>>86931568Hey, I've seen this image on a particular twitter account..
>>86939348Victory or Sovngarde!
>>86939010It would not surprise me if there's Neo-Pantheonists out there.
>>86939348I yield
I miss Gura and my aim is true.
How smart are chumbuds? Are chumbuds giga brained uber thinkers?
>>86940259So then what did you hit that you were actually aiming for?
>>86940615A lot of people in my life have told me I'm very intelligent but frankly I feel like I'm closer to Above Average.
>>86940793nta same desu
>>86941151Goob night retard
>>86941151Oyasame
>>86940615I’ve been called retarded my whole life. For being smarter, stronger, faster. This is all just water on the bridge for me.
>>86941151sleep tight buddy
>>86940615I'm better at some things but overall I think I'm below average in the end. I'm not a balanced chumbie
>>86939580I'm pretty sure they would all be doing it ironically.
>>86941903Even so, some people don't necessarily take their religion very seriously. Shinto is like that. It's not something they believe super hard but it's tradition and gives them a bond with their ancestors and their history.
>>86940615I've been called extremely smart by my peers but honestly Im fucking retarded
>>86941151sharkdreams
>>86937967
>>86939156FEEL BETTER GURA
>>86940615Retarded but smart enough to abuse capital losses.
So a bunch of you said no streams because of upcoming storm, but she streamed just fine for Ame.Clearly, it's not an issue.
>>86940615I once "maxed out" a childrens' IQ test (I don't know which one, so take that with a heap of salt) that my school gave me when I was in sixth grade because they thought I was fucking retarded, due to a combination of low grades from never submitting assignments and sperging out constantly because other kids irritated me.My friends and family all think I'm three standard deviations or so above average IQ (so like 145-160) but I've never taken an actual test. I don't know if I agree, but I also don't think it's wise to trust self-assessments.
>>86943332oh dear
>>86941151Goobnight
>>86943332BRAT
>>86939378Which account?
>>86940615I am the smartest dumbud
If Gura took an IQ test she would probably get bullied by the test. She is not a very critical thinker, you see.
>>86943809 devinrex, he's a very right wing and religious chumbud who I wouldn't be surprised to see here. It was his pfp for a long time.
>>86943280Yeah, I don't think doxxfags have up to date info on her current state or location seems like
>>86943919oh yeah?what is 5x9?
>>86944345Papa shark was being sarcastic about his three hour flight turning into a twelve hour due to plane problems towards the end of her family vacay, she's still in Florida, at leastIt is also possible that she flew north to get away from the hurricane and brought her cat with her rather than let him get blown away
Oi be careful with your doxx faggotry. It's not a game you should be playing.
>>86944149erm that image gets posted regularly
Do you guys want to play guessing games? I’ll go first. Courage the Cowardly Dog often found himself in difficult situations. Sometimes he consulted with this specific entity in order to find a solution to his problems. Who is this entity?
>>86944917April O'Neil.
>>86944917the computer?
>>86944917the viewer
>>86945042Correct!!
>>86944404*6x9, and 42
>>86944917>>86945042That computer was such a cheeky bastard
>>86944149Sounds like my kinda bud
wife is sorrgy
>>86945146It's should be 24 you foolbud lmao
Gura..
shart
sus
oh web app, guess she is home
Drunk again
Cum quat
I can't tell if this tweet was actually her or if mane-san just kept the typo (or added it) to make it seem more like her
I just bought from hololive directly.
She's sorrgy okay?You won't bully her all day about it, right?
>>86944539She flew away and was still able to stream for the Ame stuff? Doubt
>>86945732Newbud Geekjack is normally just for the euros or the countries the man site doesn't ship to.
Yeah, I'm sorrgy too.Sorrgy for what I'm about to do.
>>86945751I will bully her for saying sorrgy
Gura is da smartests!
They better not have her up doing dumb meetings again. I assume there's no reason that tweet couldn't have just been scheduled.
Is Space Marine a Gura game?
>>86945791
>>86946078It's her manager duh
If you slap dinogura's belly, would it echo like a bouncy ball?
I also choose to immediately doubt my wife.
Will Gura play the Halo:CE remake?
>>86946218Wait theres a CE remake coming? I hope they don't mess that up
>>86946218>Will Gura playNo...
>>86946207I always doubt and am always proven correct, unfortunatelyexception being lolikami
>>86946207Why
>>86919135
I've been watching halo 2 anniversary cutscenes on youtube today
>>86946235I hope so since 343 is now dead(?) and halo is now the I hope "new" Halo studioshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=FDgR1FRJnF8
>sorrgyShe's so cute bros
>>86946285I was being sarcastic, bud. Don't worry.
>>86946344Mane-chan love
>>86945583>>86946093Sorrgy is a Miku meme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oRnVn4aqpMShe has referenced the same meme before in the title of her Miku Boxing stream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYz6DF_ickThink her manager would know about it?
>>86946337I've been under a rock all year I guess. I'm cautiously optimistic
>>86946398yeah since she introduced her to miku
>>86946398>Think her manager would know about it?Yeah.
>>86946398Stop replying to them chumbie. Shitposters believe what they want to believe
>>86946444Only a shitposter would say gura tweeted just to shill merchIt's her manager doing her job
>n-no u!
>>86946337Hopefully these new guys don't fuck it up
>>86946483Only a schizo would think that she tweeted just to post a merch link and no other updates yeah
>>86946218>>86946337It doesn't need a remake. If this is actually supposed to be a remake then I seriously hope whichever executive wanted this has his throat cut.
>>86946337>>86946520it's (mostly) the same studio, they just changed the nameall of those people worked on Infinite
ANOTHER BANGER of a shill tweet!LETS GOOOOOOOO!
I think the chances of the tweet actually being by her are low considering it was made at nearly 4 in the morning EDT. Unless she's in Jspan or Europe or something, in which case it would have been made at 5 PM or 10 AM respectfully.But I think she's home because she said hi to her cat last stream (unless she no longer lives in EDT).She did say she wanted to get another cat, so maybe she did move. Who knows with her anymore.
>>86946694Was infinite good? I feel like I didn't see people shit on it as much as 5
>>86946742She's home, the water heater is there
This isn't something to get worked up over, good lord.
>>86946807We'll see how the new studio handles the remake. I'm pretty skeptical on their ability though
>>86946742>4am>no other art retweetsYeah it's her manager
>>86946753No its garbage. If you enjoyed the old games at all stay away.
>>86946753i've only seen gameplay footageit's an open-world game where you go from place to place and kill all the aliensi don't know if they had the music turned off or what, but it lacked the kickass OST that the older games hadit doesn't look terrible but i prefer the straightforward campaign-style gameplay
>>86946902>>86946937I see
Shitposters really love taking any activity on her twitter and just going to town with it for a while.My daughterwife is too popular for her own good.
>>86946974Love goob
GooRAHGooRAHGooRAH
>>86946991Pertaining to the Halo discussion, this is their Unreal 5 demo.https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDgR1FRJnF8I dont know about you guys but I just get angry watching these hacks. Women and retards who don't understand Halo at all shilling shit like its a documentary on the greatest not-game ever made.I hate all of them
>>86947146Didn't mean to quote, my bad
>>86947146I know how you feel chumbie. I'm staying skeptical and cautious until I see actual gameplay
Gura should play X-COM: Terror From The Deep.
>>86947136Goorah?
>>86947228I hope they fail (they will) I'm way past being skeptical. They are responsible for ruining one of my favorite series and dropping the ball completely with MCC for years.Nothing but contempt for every one of them.
>>86947310I just want more project diva streams, i've rewatched them too many times at this stage
hewwwo
>>86946218>>86946235>CE RemakeIs an HD remaster really not enoughAlso, holy shit, the CE remaster is older today than the original CE was when the remaster was released... I feel old again
>>86947664hi
i hope she plays dragon all just for the giggle of it.
>>86946753>>86946961t. actually played it to completion, it's definitely not "garbage" but it does have some serious flaws. Only avoid it outright if open worlds and/or there only being one biome + forerunner tunnels are dealbreakers.
>>86947664Hewwo!
>>869478814500 year old Gura ToT
>>86947980
>>86948085mommy....
>>86947852>EDA>5FORP>picrelI love AInglish. It's like Halo 6 was developed by aliens or something. Perhaps even the Covenant themselves?Also, >133.7 kB
>>86948085Mommy Gura is nice, but I'm afraid that even at 250000 years old Gura will still barely have any booba.
>>86947852I was not talking about the campaign when I said it was garbage, I meant the multiplayer. I don't give a shit about the campaign, as far as I'm concerned the Halo story ended with Halo 3
I hope Gura is and will continue to be alright.
>>86948263Ah, fair enough. I haven't touched the multiplayer since a few months after release personally. I've heard they added a bunch of new maps and gamemodes, but honestly the AIDS battlepass-slop character customization makes me gag so hard that it actively drove me away from playing it more.
>>86948374I will find a way to protect her from all of the evil in the world.
Evil grows in the dark where the sun never shines...Evil grows in cracks and holes and lives in people's minds...
