>Cardslop simulatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR8fieNqDYs>STREAM CARBONATED LOVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjNNpw2x2dUhttps://cover.lnk.to/FxqFcg>MerchRyS>Promise Mini serieshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_promise>ME and my bean wifeRyS https://www.makeship.com/products/irys-plush>ENReco https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_enigmaticrecollection>Jet taghttps://hyte.com/store/hololive-english-2nd-concert-breaking-dimensions-tags/acc-hyte-jet-irys>BD Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_2nd_concert_madetoorder>Fanhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_bigfan_brightoutfitver>SmolRyS plushie rerunhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_beegsmolpromise?variant=45353007448284>Clear folderhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_clearfolder?variant=45047048077532>Starter Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveenstartergoods_minitape?variant=44512935641308>2024 Valentines merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476>2.0 Plushiehttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivefriends_irys>Acrylics https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_ssp_rerunhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_3dacrylicstand?variant=44100998725852https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_irys_1https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_nyacrylicstand?variant=43727412986076>Voicepackshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_rinksiderivalryvoicehttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_4types_extremelovevoice?_pos=10&_fid=f372cd2e4&_ss=chttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_backtoschoolvoice?_pos=13&_fid=f372cd2e4&_ss=chttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveacademyvoice_summercamparc_hololiveenglishhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/startingvoice_iryshttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_an1st?variant=43119987720412https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2023?variant=43779072688348>OMOCAT merchhttps://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)https://mega.nz/folder/91EUXBqT#uuMZYZmL5cUbXZcDGMCwig (Updated Karaoke)https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Ancient and dead)https://rentry.org/irysoundbits>Originalshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc>Moment of my Lifehttps://youtu.be/_4Rfg8R4lOUhttps://cover.lnk.to/momentofmylife>Gravityhttps://youtu.be/fevB6h3-kfEhttps://cover.lnk.to/Gravity>One Step at a timehttps://youtu.be/HY6OVi3q9F8https://cover.lnk.to/OneStepataTime>Quarter Braveryhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXAhttps://cover.lnk.to/QuarterBravery>Covers and Collab songshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcSuSzbj38Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsBfDYw2nkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypA_XpQWSn0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZMBnPx4cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcFVlawXAwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4https://youtu.be/HrT8Oon9Kxshttps://youtu.be/3pzh6AaXi9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-w9stKAUhttps://youtu.be/FPzV-3vLRd8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5yHLKwdng>Channel / Twitterhttps://youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20ghttps://twitter.com/irys_en>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke / SCshttps://irys.moe>Previous Thread>>86880828Report all "irys" posters, numberfags, and British, post cute IRyS pictures, do NOT feed cheebs
*sip* Ah...
FUCKING HELL IRyS GET A NEW PC!!!
rellum
Soon!
>>86937444It was her iPhones fault, nothing to do with the PC this time
>>86937403Who is this nerdy ugly dork?!
>>86937444she should but the holo app fucking up has nothing to do with her PC
>>86937497my wife, you don't need to know her name
IRyS is definitely the kind of cashier you drop your spaghetti around and impulsively buy 20 of whatever you wanted by accident
She should end her stream soon
>>86937543>>86937497she is irys
>>86937579It's OK ESTkek you just go on to bed now the other PST Chads and I will take real good care of her...
>Not having physical moneyStupid women
IRyS is on that sigma grindset
Hierarchy of needsRyS...
is she okay?
>>86937981No. She's more retarded today.<3
>>86937981she's just sad she can't play splatoon 1 now
I thought about sending a waste of money SC, but enough people have done it already so I can save my money for important things!
Pleasure RyS
>>86938148Why are you announcing this like a bitch tho
>>86938191Projecting much? He's not bitching.
>>86938148Baka, she announced that money was pointless beyond food and shelter and you should just give it all to her.
>>86938228Yes he is. He's a snide little bitch just like you.
>>86938327He's really not, watch the stream.>>86938294People don't watch streams here, especially not the jannie that'll probably wack your comment for being off-topic. Never mind its relevancy to the stream.
does anybody have a link to that mother sim game irys played, and the timestamp for when she almost said the n word
Will you let IRyS "jack up" your price?
She's so judgemental...
>>86938496Yes, the service is excellent.
how many fucking interludes are they putting between lostbelt 6 and 7
IRyS's english is sexy she should speak it more
>>86938148I have a lot of time off work recently, which means I have less money, but more time to watch IRyS, but when I watch IRyS I want to SC her more. This is a conundrum.
IRyS sneezes make my knees go weak
>is that a sneeze or a cough?probably bae
Screw you you cocksucking big pharma faggot!
>>86938974retard every person in holo is vaccinated
"The black finally doesn't smell like shit anymore" Harsh JPRyS...
why does she speak jp first?fuck them
>>86939050Yeah, and they're all dying.
"Extra mealy- Extremely-" Holy fucking ESLRyS
>>86939085jp viewers = salarymen with disposable income who will buy merchen viewers = incel neets who have no moneywhy do you think en is bleeding money even after 4 years? think about the shareholders.
>>86939206Maybe they should make something worth buying. I have money.
>>86939276Best they can do is half the capacity of the next EN concert
>>86939206>>86939276IRyS does not give a flying fuck about money dudes lol
黒人間が臭い
>>86939339That's 100% wrong everyone cares about money and she needs it to do anything in hololive, whether it's covers, originals, 3Ds, or assets. Also she just spent a fuck ton renovating her grandmas house, building a soundproofed room, and paying for her 3D live this year.
>>86939339I know, I was just addressing whatever made up bullshit the faggot's come up with this time.If you want to sell shit, then make shit worth selling, it's not rocket science. When your fans have to pay extortionate shipping rates each time they buy something from you then at least make it worth buying.I've lost interest in buying everything now, with the exception of things like Birthday's and Anniversary's, I won't bother if I don't think it's worth it.
>>86939339her manager does
NerdRyS is hot...
NerdRys Gangbang
>>86939596All she needs is me.
>>86939596>sex with 5 nerdRyS at onceyes please
>>86939596I'm onboard if it means a bunch of NerdRys are gangbanging me
>>86939572true and otakuRyS is one of the most erotic beings in existence
>jp stream tier thread activitydid ameribabs go to sleep already
alright lets get this over with...will you do the one block jump for hope soda or will you do the one block vertical jump for the cheebs?
>>86939795There's nothing to really talk about
>>86939795too much jp early on filtered people
>>86939838We can talk about how hot she is again i don't mind
>>86939882I would play this
>>86939882>bae shoehorned into splatoon art
>>86939831I don't get this meme
>>86939922you can! you can use custom tokens in both tournament and casual games, and all the cards are proxies of actual cards, so you could use them in casual games.
>>86940146wait that's fucking sick cheers for letting me know
This is english time now please IRyS
EN DOKO?
this is not going to be a short stream...
>>86940018you know they played splatoon together, right
why can't she many any fucking MONEY?!
>>86940457You just don't see the bigger picture. Buy high sell low.
Why the fuck so many people want cards
For the same reason you can sell easy to get armor and weapon sets in games. People are lazy and it saves time
>>86940737The cashier is hot.
>>86940182Of course you'd need to find casual players that would be okay with you using proxies, and make sure your proxies are indistinguishable from the rest of your deck while face down.But tokens? Go nuts. Here's more: https://hololive-mtg-proxies.neocities.org/tokens/
Imagine how strong your dick would be with a pixie on it.
>>86940807No way there's a dedicated Hololive token page lmao thanks again
>>86940866training with pixieRyS
How the hell is IRyS the best player so far out of all them in this game?
if i gave cashierRyS a big tip would she flash her boobas?
>>86940986i'd make a big tip alright
A black woman that isn't dressed like a skater or druggie buying cards is beyond unrealistic
>>86940888where else would they be
I want to throw money at her so she can use my bills to wipe her nose after she sneezes.
>>86941209kinda unsanitary desu
RIP zatsu
People in Japan thinks Japan has no crime because Japanese police to not make any arrests.
>>86941340?
>>86941348Wow, this person is obviously Japanese with all those typos.
>>86941348It's actually worse than many first world countrie when it comes to sexual assault, glad she's mainly using taxies these days.
Japan doesn't have nearly as much petty theft but boy do they love stealing umbrellas and bikes
>>86941431What do you mean?! There are 0 reports and arrests for sexual assault! Because reporting your train rape would be rude and cause the rapist to lose honor
cmon IRyS swear in english for once
>>86941486Meanwhile there are female only trains in Japan
>>86941538brought to you by the one country that decided to have mandatory shutter sounds for smartphones
She said she wasn't gonna stream for long right since this game is short?
>>86941610Not only that, but if you go to Japan and use a Japanese sim card in your phone, it will change it to that
>>86941641There's no real endgame it's just mostly this
>>86941671yea but... I mean.. she said she chose it since she wanted to stream only a little... (she's now hooked)
oh god shes addicted
>>86941709>>86942027based, 8 hour stream incoming
>>86942027https://x.com/pakosun/status/1843056325149999246https://x.com/pakosun/status/1843063285094182994
BTW, if you like this game, these people make tons of shovelware 'simulator' games that are exactly the same as this. Exact same gameplay, same models, etc.
Bankrupcy isn't the end it's an opportunity unless you're dumb
>>86942120I don't think anyone likes these games. I'm just here for IRyS.
BrazilianRyS is hue'ing all over the place.
IRyS you don't even understand rockstar games
If GTA VI was bad it would be the first time Rockstar has ever made a bad game
>>86942350wouldn't* sorry typo
>>86942350It can't be bad, it has to be good. They spend so much money on these games a flop would ruin them.
>>86942350Red Dead already exists
>>86942416Red Dead is a good game though and you have shit taste if you think otherwise.
IRyS laughing at ancient GTA jokes people made 20 years ago
>>86942416Red dead mogs GTA5
>>86942458She's Japanese, please understand. They just got cat jokes.
>>86942465Literally. Her PC would not be handle it for starters, the graphics are so much better than GTA V which has been around for years now.I dread to think what GTA 6 will do to her PC.
I haven't cared about 'AAA games' in....many many years.
This game is so boring. The yapping is chill tho
I genuinely wonder what she thinks about the shitshow going on in america rn, must be nice living far away from all that
>"It's going to be more hyped than Elden Ring"Does she not know that GTA is literally the most popular gaming franchise on the planet, ER is pathetic next to it
>>86942546GTA 6 won't even release on PC so it's none of her concern
>>86942565Nintendo laughs at you
>>86942565point and laugh at this guy
>>86942546It won't be coming to PC until at least 3 years after it's out on consoles, Rockstar is scummy like that
>>86942556Neither have I but I still buy GTA 6.>>86942578It will. There's no way they make it a console exclusive, the PC port just comes later as usual. Why they can't have it on release is ridiculous but it'll be good when it comes.
>>86942616that's not scummy, that's based. Wish more companies would gatekeep their games harder
>>86942620*I'll still buy GTA 6
coming home with four card packs after work to WifeRyS!
>>86942660You're totally retarded
>>86942600GTA mogs literally every Nintendo game in terms of cultural relevancy outside of Mario and it's not even close, GTA V was the fastest selling video game in history and it has sold over 200 million copies
is IRyS a smellfag?
>>86942708For me.
>>86942700I may be, but at least I am right
>>86942708If that wasn't obvious by now you're too new
>>86942701Pokemon
Tetramon smash or pass when?
>>86942708yeah just like me frfr
Turns out she should have called her shop NTRdboard.
>>86942701>gta mogs every franchise that's not the most culturally relevant in the world
>>86942701GTA has about as much relevance as Avatar. Lots of sales but nothing interesting to talk about. Just another crime game with the same formula.
>>86942708I'd kill to get an IRyS ASMR sniffing noise stream
>>86942825That's what $265 million in advertising gets you
>>86942762Pokemon is literally carried by everything that isn't the video games, the best selling Pokemon game is only at 31 million
>>86942825Then you missed the entire point of the game. A lot of the stories are piss takes on things that actually happened in real life or retrospectives about real people and places.
>retarded gta simp makes retarded assertion>gets immediately proven wrong>infinite cope works
>>86942825LMAOGTA V maybe not as relevant but GTA 3 is literally one of the most important and arguably the most influential 3D video game of all time
>IRyS isn't RETARDED for 5 seconds>"Omg I think I said something high wisdom right there!"
>>86942905>>86942923Fornite is more culturally relevant than GTA
>>86942964If you're a three year old
Shit, I'm getting sleepy... I thought it'd be a short stream... I wanna stay for it all.......
>>86943011Get yourself an injection of caffeine
short stream btw
>>86943075Just like my peen
>>86943011Unless she says a time the stream has to end by it's never going to actually be short, and even when she does she's been extending them lately.
To IRyS a 6 hour stream is short
>>86943108Never mind, she just opened her mouth again <3
cunningRyS my beloved… TuT
I don't really use deodorant and I think I smell okay.
>>86943125That's OK, manesan can wait.
>>86943166Everyone can smell you stinky
>>86943166As long as you shower at least every 2-3 days and you don't workout a lot yeah
>>86943192I never workout, so I never have to wear deodorant or shower.
>I'm going to be satisfied with Cole
>>86943234I never see people, so I never have to shower.
>>86943311Cole sounds like a school shooter
>>86943324i posted this
you don't shower daily?
>comes to nerd store>only buys deodorantSo this is a fantasy game?
She's being subtle about her hatred of Elon Musk and his destruction of twitter
>>86943598I shower twice a day. That's why I never wear deodorant.
>>86943690Showering that much is actually bad for your skin
>>86943633she wants her public likes back
>>86943709Not if you only use your own semen as soap
I Febreeze my balls twice a day. That's why I never shower.
>>86943709Depends on your skin, the environment, and if you use product.
>>86943633t. leftist who got owned on twitter
>>86943784I barely use twitter, I use it even less now that 90% of it is bots posting political content thanks to musk
>>86943878You definitely didn't use twitter then
>>86943939It's gotten way, way worse since then
>>86943878t. Retard that gets triggered by Political tweets and interacts with them
>>86943939Musk didn't actually tackle the bot problem, all he did was make it much harder to use the API and charge people to use it. The troll factories don't care about that at all. All he did was ruin third-party twitter services that people were using.
>>86943986I see the exact same amount so either you only notice now because it's not a hard left website or you're actively seeking all this out.
Everyone knows twitter is garbage now, the vultures are circling as it loses relevance. Only the chuds are really in denial about this, as per usual
>>86944051Open your DMs and 90% of your messages will be from bots, you don't even have to seek it out.
>>86944065What a totally real and non ironic post
You couldn't hire illegals for that little IRyS
you guys get political tweets? i just follow artists and adblock the trending tweets panel and i haven't seen anything political in years. maybe stop following shitbirds.
>>86944110Chuds are not known for having the most coherent grasp on reality
It's either lefties mad the pendulum swung hard or I'm just extremely lucky and not getting notifications sometimes is my only issue
>>86944172That doesn't actually work because Twitter is pay-to-win now. Some tweets get boosted because "algorithm", this is something Musk directly instigated himself.
>>86944205Even the holo girls have been complaining about seeing stuff like that recently, especially in their "For you" tab
>>86944205Depends how much western news you've trained your algorithm to show you too
She's fucking hooked lmao
>>86944221problem on your end. i literally get no tweets that are political. nothing but art and porn
>hires someone to restock shelves>makes shelves unusable disorganized messes and doesn't buy any product for the guy to restock
>>86944268I actually see too much porn now even without lewd follows
>>86944230skill issue, I only follow loli artists outside of holo and I use the following tab. never got anything bad on for you either
>>86944268>Doesn't happen to me, therefore it doesn't happen and isn't a problem
>>86944268A problem on Twitter's (or rather, X, now) you mean. I have no control over the algorithm.>>86944295I wish I saw more. It recommends Japanese cosplayers now though so it's not all bad.
>>86944051Nha, I get like one bot follower a week now and the bot replies get pushed to the top because all of them have the checkmark, it is objectively a worse service now.
>>86944318This, but unironcally.
>>86944318>>86944325i don't know what to tell you. maybe learn how to use the internet properly.
>>86944360I've been using Twitter the same way for years. I still use lists even because at least that's organic. It was Twitter that decided to make changes.
>All these faggots forgetting the pre-Musk time when EVERY trending topic was either astroturfed leftist propaganda or astroturfed K-pop no matter what type of content you followed.
>>86944396This. Now it's actually organic and you can find some fun stuff
>>86944396pre-Musk you got exactly what you followed, no more, no less.
so it is mad lefties lol, the type who seethe at having their views challenged
>I’m so close
>>86944396And now post Musk it's astroturfed right-wing propaganda and outrage, what's your point
>>86944435t. a leftist K-pop fag.No, we did not follow that stuff and we still saw it, it only gave you what you wanted out of coincidence.
>>86944396>He didn’t like K-Pop stans hijacking hashtags
>>86944479>Propaganda is good when it's my side winningYou'll never get through to these people.>>86944497I'm neither a leftist nor a K-Pop fan.
>>86944359Oh shit is it autism awareness month again?
Nice
>>86942964retard zoomer foundyou would have spread your cheeks for ninja huh
>>86944571Zoomers aren't young anymore anon what year do you think it is?
>>86944497>ur a leftist>twitter is great>guzzling elon's ballsack>still too embarrassed to refer the the site by its real name
>>86944571The guy with relevant opinions regarding NFL kickers? Totally.
>>86944610Oldest zoomers are almost 30, IRyS is considered a zoomer depending on who you ask where the generation line is
>>86944610zoomers are the ones that grew up with that game retard
>>86944633>makes retarded and objectively wrong statements>seethes when people call him a retard
>short stream>4 hours
EWWW I STEPPED IN SHI- Oh nope that's just Cole
>>86944663I'm a zoomer and I grew up in the early 2000s not with Fortnite
>>86944689That's kind of short.((Still going…))
>>86944709It's not Cole's fault IRyS doesn't know how to manage. If you hire someone to restock shelves, you need to give them shelf space and product to restock.If he really were 'slow', he wouldn't be standing outside with nothing to do 90% of the time.
>>86944765>nothing for Cole to do>still manages to do it slowly
>>86944669>cries about it on twitter
>>86944829Look at her shelves, this is pathetic. She still has 3 shelves full of basic card packs, she has cheap stuff scattered everywhere, empty shelves, no rare card boxes, no tabletop games.
>>86944765cole's job sounds fucking amazing
shes super into it now
>>86944909Yeah, until your retarded boss fires you for 'not doing your job'.
>>86944958yes, my wife is on the spectrum
>>86944985>Why didn't you re-stock the shelves with the product I didn't buy, Cole!?
"I get why autists like this game."
>>86944985>you didn't face the isles correctly anon, you'll need to stay later to correct it
>>86945061this but in that universe IRyS is a lolibaba
>>86945032i'm surprised they didn't program an autist that brings a scale to weight the packs
>Please buy my trashShe's talking about COVER's merch again
gonna lay down and watch on my phone... I hope I don't fall asleep...
"Why aren't they buying the trash I marked up?"
Why is she saying that in Japanese like she's trying to market it as something else
>>86945140get comfy anon, let the sleep overcome you, let irys's sweet sweet voice drift you off to a peaceful slumber. sleep well
cole should at least be spinning a sign or something
>considering her employee's feelingsHuge NGMI energy.
>5 hour stream at least>2 hours of sc reading>Short streamI'm getting tired of the lies
>>86945186because lots of en are weebs and wish they were japanese
>>86945289I’ll have to apply correction to JKRyS for lying
>>86945289I love her so much
>>86945289My main goal in marrying her is not to have sex with her or spend my life with her or any of that. It is to spank her, and not even in a sexual way but as a punishment.
>>86945363I bet you'd drill holes in your paddle to lessen the air resistance
>>86945363>not even in a sexual waykinda gay
>>86945289then you don't deserve to watch herhand over your Irystocrat card so i can void and tear it anon
>>86945427>Irystocrat
She's so fudging retarded.
This could have been a members stream
>>86945521Not now Cheebs.
It will go to tenchou's Sybian fund.
>member beggars
>>86945521come here cheebs
>epic cards>bottom shelfWhyRyS?
>>86945514
>>86945643She appreciates the fat fucks that buy from her and wants them to put in their one stretch of the day
>>86945643Financial genius
Has she been able to stash a can of stinky away under the counter the whole time but doesn't know it?
>>86945746I don't know but nobody seems to be buying it anyways
>>86945824Point is she wouldn't have to run and get a can every time.
>>86945824She's made more money from deodorant than from selling rare cards
>>86945878just like IRL
>expands store>doesn't buy additional shelving
>>86945945She spent all her money on the expansion. She's expanding too fast
The realistic part about this game is how none of the black people are cool, they're all fat shlubby nerds
>>86945955She's not buying product, all she does is open card packs.
IRyS should sell her used panties
Is IRyS addicted to this game?
>>86945999But if she buys product Cole might have something to do.
>>86945996Pretty much none of the NPCs are cool, which is perfectly accurate to a real life TCG store
IRyS please don't spray the deo on me
>>86946032Packaged and everything
Erf wind and fire
>>86946124she's so perfect and she doesn't even try
>>86946042Is IRyS just Cole’s suga mama?
Look at this empty garbage.
>>86946178how profitable do you think a real TCG shop is? they gotta just be scraping by right?
>>86946178When IRyS hired Cole to stock the shelves she only meant the shelf under her skirt.
IRyS should stop wearing deodorant
>>86946241Japanese people stink because they don't even know what deodorant is, they think they don't need it but they really do.
>>86946213I just heard a lot of complaining because Magic banned like 6 expensive cards with no warning, so a ton of shops had like, thousands of dollars invested in these specific cards, and then the ban made them useless and the shop lost it all.
Would you visit IRyS card shop and what would you buy?
>>86946406I would visit, but all I would buy is sexual favors.
>>86946406yes and her pantieson another note, anyone here have her Weiss Schwartz card?
>>86946406Yes, and nothing, I would just loiter because her prices and selection are terrible.
>>86944985We're almost to that point.
She should swear at Cole
We're watching the stream and imagining you sitting on our faces, of course.
Cole? That's me
FLIP NATIONAL DISH MENTION
>>86946624Holy fuck how far behind is your vod?
inb4 IRyS gets a 200 dollar card
>>86946624Their signature dish is pagpag
>>86945289at 4:40, "Whoah it's already been 4 hours?!"at 5:30, still going with no sign of stopping.But maybe she won't read supers, which is sad because I really wanted to tell her about my hernia and other ailments.
>>86946783Tell your boyfriend
>go to IRyS's card shop>purchase female attention at $6/pack
>>86946783she doesn't want to know about it
It's okay IRyS I didn't want to be awake at work tomorrow anyways
box on the floor!
I find it hard to believe IRyS is running a nerd store and has 0 shelves of stinky fujo reading material.
>looks at empty shelves>opens more packs
sex
>>86946935I'm trying, IRyS.
Wake up stream still on bliss
>roolum
>>86946891the card shop is just a front
IRyS end stream soon please I gotta make some spaghetti
>>86946987Do you not have a phone and Bluetooth earbuds?
>>86947006There's too much of a delay to chat on mobile I don't wanna
>>86946987buy a cheap tablet
>>86947021>looking at chatwtf is wrong with you, turn that shit off
IRyS has garbage taste.
>>86947049>Not getting your chats readSucks to suck for you
>>86946986The front end to her back end?
>keyboard talkhome...
per-key RGB when you type and the key lights up is the only useful keyboard lighting. I hate having random flashing lights or screens in my peripheral vision.
>>86947138Nah, just do what I do and set it to a light aqua color that is just bright enough to light up your keys but not bright enough to be distracting
Ayyy, looks like she finally discovered the round button.
Mane chan where's my fucking members stream and all the wallpapers i've been owed this year?
>>86947183That is what I did before I had the keys light up when I press them.Now I have a very low light setting until I press them, then they get bright for a second or two and fade back to normal dim light.
IRyS finds this so interesting because she's never had a job in her life before
>>86947225And that is why it's so frustrating to anyone who has ever had a job.
>manechan will get one of IRyS keyboardswtf
https://x.com/shiranuiflare/status/1843210943419023599its over...
>>86947278AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>86946289Some context:The recent bannings only applied to one gameplay variant format (Commander), not the "normal" way to play. Granted, that variant format is VERY popular. Some had previous bannings in other formats but all are still legally playable at least one way, so they didn't become completely useless. Also, one card is rare and the are rest are mythic rare, so there's still some value in them just for their scarcity.- People have been asking for a Dockside ban for years now, if anyone was surprised by it getting axed that's on them.- Nadu is similar. People were saying the card was ridiculously broken the day it was PREVIEWED, let alone released. And they were right. It lasted only a about month between its release and its banning in the Modern format, where game publisher outright came out with a whole article about how the card was a massive mistake, and admitted they didn't even playtest it before release. It being part of this recent ban was not a surpise in any capacity.- personally i never heard any talk about crypt, but it's unmistakably a powerful card, so much that the only format it's allowed in now restricts you to only one copy in your deck.- gameplay-wise the biggest hit was Jeweled Lotus, because the card was specifically created for, and only correctly functions in, the format it just got banned in. The only way to make use of it it now is to combo it with decades old card with a rules interaction that not everyone is familiar with.Did the banned cards take a financial hit with the recent bans? Absolutely. Did they plummet to worthlessness? No.
im going to fuck cole
>>86947225and WE'RE gonna make SURE it stays that way!my stupid girly fragile princess will NEVER work an actual job a day in her life!
>>86947314AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOO MUCH TEXT
>>86947314Also: the format all these were banned in is a casual format. If you want to ignore the bannings you just... can.
Keep fucking up Cole so IRyS can keep swearing
>>86947395Creepy swearbeggar
>>86947353- 4 cards only banned for specific way to play.- 2 were not surprises- 1 is practically useless now, the others aren't- not a total loss, moneywise
>5am
>>86947369Yeah someone told me about this and it's just a complete ogey
>>86947405Took you long enough to show up schizo
Is it just me or is opening and selling individual cards a huge waste of time? I'm pretty sure she'd make more money by just properly pricing things and stocking her shelves. (not to mention all the money she's losing by constantly depleting her own stock)
If for one reason or another she didn't luck out into being paid copious amounts of money for just existing as an anime girl, she would have no other choice to sell her body, it would be literally impossible for her to survive otherwise
>>86947314i don't need to be super familiar with tcg's to know that any card that let's you just +1 a card to your hand or field is fucking broken shiiiiii
>>86947395good to see you swearbro, it's been a comfy stream. we stay winning
>>86947456DadRyS would never let that happen. He'd let her be a basement dweller till he died, leaving her 67 years old and completely devoid of life skills.
>>86947481>Nadu>only +1
>>86947512And she'd be playing shovelware kusoge's for 6+ hours at a time, kinda like now...
>>86947456absolutely not, with that voice she would have have just coasted off being a streamer or worst cast an e-thot on twitchand like >>86947512 said. dadRys would have covered for her. he too is a victim to her charm
>>86947567There's a timeline where IRyS streams on Twitch in a bikini and we don't get to see it.>pain
>>86947538>can be triggered twice per turnHOLY SHIT you're right. legit LMAOing rn. what were they thinking??
You flies can go away now
>>86947481no noit's not +1it's +2 FOR EACH GUY YOU HAVE ON THE FIELDEACH TURNAND MAGIC DOES NOT LIMIT HOW MANY GUYS YOU CAN HAVE ON THE FIELD
IRyS more english please
Ahh streams going to get more JP again
>>86947620Nadu doesn't trigger twice per turn.Nadu gives all your creatures the trigger and lets all of them trigger twice per turn, EACH.
>>86947592>IRyS streaming in a clear acrylic chair with an upwards facing camera underneath
>>86947650>>86947626legit still grinning on how fucking stupid that is. how long has that card been in play?
>>86947681they let it live through two ban cyclespeople played that shit for money for MONTHS
wonder what she is wearing literally right now
>>86947681released: June 14, 2024banned in Modern: Aug 26, 2024banned in Commander: Sep 23, 2024
>>86947770
>>86947770max two pieces of clothing, but probably less
>>86947681anyone would half a brain knew that it was going to get banned. morons and their money are easily parted
>>86947770T shirt and middle school panties.
>>86947770My cum
>7hr streamlove this dumb bimbo
I wanted to take a shower before going to bed, but I won't be able to because she's still not even gonna stop once she reaches level 15. As punishment the IRyS daki has to sleep with my stank.
>>86947894no anon, take a shower. but some earbuds on and listen while you shower. dont mistreat your daki like that
>>86947770i think she's wearing this
>Cole spends the same amount of time stocking every individual item regardless of size>IRyS buys all of the smallest items that fit 32 on a shelf space and constantly takes them off the shelf to open them herself and make Cole restock the tiny thingsSigh. This is just really triggering because of all the retarded bosses I've had throughout various jobs.
>>86947481Magic lets you +1 pretty commonly, actually. It's usually tempered by temporarily nerfing the +1, or just needing you to conform to the game's limited resource system as normal. Nadu's problem (aside from the fact that it lets you + your entire deck out due to the insane way its worded) is that the cards it +s out are both a)not nerfed, and b)are boosting your resources
bro no offense but she looks so fucking stupid
What makes Irys so sexy? is there a scientific explanation?
>>86948041It's because she's so fudging retarded that she seems attainable.
She's going to lose all her money opening packs and paying $150 a day and not restocking any shelves.
One more Magic tidbit: the same set that released Nadu the busted bird card also contained a card that was worded incorrectly. It let you just draw any number of cards you wanted from your deck. It later got patched with errata to work as intended.
Last day...
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