/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - To the Moon EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbsG-0_zA-sF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>86667287
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,007,308.02.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 36):>Mio :: $190,161.84 [366.27% over Avg]>Ina'nis :: $63,455.45 [58.91% over Avg]>Suisei :: $40,279.71 [61.41% over Avg]>AZKi :: $22,571.68 [20.83% over Avg]>Lamy :: $19,494.27 [38.83% over Avg]>Melfissa :: $18,390.23 [14.47% over Avg]>Aki :: $9,724.98 [23.99% over Avg]>Risu :: $8,766.01 [6.88% under Avg]>Iofi :: $8,736.54 [6.45% under Avg]>Matsuri :: $7,482.71 [1.78% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 61):>Chloe :: -$104,582.62 [50.86% under Avg]>Amelia :: -$34,781.33 [82.05% under Avg]>Kiara :: -$33,791.13 [38.49% under Avg]>Shion :: -$32,523.95 [3.27% over Avg]>Ao :: -$29,353.71 [38.91% under Avg]>Luna :: -$28,152.68 [22.85% under Avg]>Fuwamoco :: -$26,171.80 [30.44% under Avg]>Nerissa :: -$23,835.76 [19.69% under Avg]>Kanade :: -$23,699.87 [17.10% under Avg]>Izuru :: -$23,516.37 [38.52% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Marine :: 22.28%>Lui :: 19.61%>Calliope :: 18.92%>Miko :: 16.99%>Ayamy :: 15.15%>Okayu :: 9.52%>Towa :: 8.05%>Kanata :: 7.39%>Suisei :: 7.26%>Aqua :: 6.42%Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,650.20Average Upward Adjustment is $11,936.10Average Downward Adjustment is -$9,174.93Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Coco, Kaoru, Mel, Mio, Nabi, and Rushia.Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Ayamy.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Mio???
Seiso Market UpdateBrought to you by: Hurricane Milton>Mio is at the top and now I'm wondering why? ALL-TIME HIGH! Good chance to sell.>Hajime is a ReGloss that is usually trending higher than the others and apparently this isn't her all-time high? I would still sell some.>Wamy Wamy Wamy is another that just floats around but she finally broke out.>Ina is a coin I don't have a lot of (since it's always too high). But, for those Takos that have a lot of Ina... sell...>Kauru - sell.>Are the TCG Sim streams helping???BUY>Ayamy - Our GF falls down once again and this time it's even deeper. OOOOOOOOOOH>Calli - Buy moar nyo! Best music coin to buy right now.>Miko - ah, Mikochi.... once day you will recover...>Lui - Look, I'm tired of buying Lui. She's always down... you can buy it only if you have the patience of a saint. I just cannot do it anymore...>Sora - while she's not in the 20k area right now, a music coin at around the low 30s is still gud.>Marine - another music coin that you cannot pass up at this price. >Towa - scream it from the top of the mountain.....BUY TOWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!>Ogayu - I sometimes see her lower than this... but, you do you.We are still seeing the FOTM TCG streams so eventually they will start to feel the burnout and move to something else. Warhammer anyone?Let me know of I missed something.Stay away from the hurricane, and stay seiso.
>>87090658>Stay away from the hurricaneTHIS IS NOT THE TIME TO NEED TO SHIT I CAN'T STOP SHITTING
>>87090658It's not really a FOTM anymore, but I'm really liking FBK's Omori streams, they're really charming. I thought I might get bored with them with how many let's plays I've watched, but nope, she manages to make them entertaining, she just fought Sweetheart today. Also,>warhammerDo JPs know about that series?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abQq2wAtTk4
>>87091924Omori huh?I dont think I have seen anything from it.Hm not sure if WH is popular in jp, but maybe Mori can get them into it?
>>87090658>for those Takos that have a lot of Ina... sell...
>>87089543thanks for the review!>>87090658thanks for the update!
>>87092024I could see some ENs getting into Warhammer, but I'd be surprised if JPs did though that'd be funny, some of the lore is pretty coolOmori is an RPG maker game that deals with the trauma of a kid, it got let's plays from Mori, Okayu and Ollie a few years back, I thought more holos had played it and it got a FOTM phase too, but I guess not
how many hookers can I buy with this
>>87092491>pulls up to one of many pretty ladies in a back alley in Shibuya*>"Hey baby... Do you know I have 7 trillions lying around in my Nasfaq account?"
>>87090658>>87089543thanks for the updates!
>>87092411huh hits a little close to home...
In Seiso News:>AZKi - reached 1,111,111 subs in her karaoke stream earlier. Pioneers Seiso Mutual Fund will be at 0% fee because AZ Love.
>>87094368PioneerGods
Are anybody's fund trades saving
>>87092491At least 20 towas
I'M NOT BUYING ANY FUNDS I'M GOING TO NEED THE MONEY TO REBUILD MY HOUSE AND REPLACE ALL MY BELONGINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>87101526Oh, Koyolabo can help with that.
>>87099186Wasn't looking at the thread for a bit, i've restarted things now just in case.-tdev
>>87102259does the koyolabo zaibatsu offer disaster insurance? I'd like to take out a policy for ten gorillion dollars
Seems like an okay day to buy funds
>>87107297looks like the koyote fell asleep so he'll get back to you tomorrow, tabun
>>87107297you must offer your pinky
wao
Guessupeko~
>>87113185go away korosan
Goodnight anons
>>87133099wake the fuck up the stream is down!
>>87133099ANON WAKE UPFLORIDA IS GONNA DIE
naaaaaaaa bday
die
Another holokek general that exists only through bumping.Grim.
It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee7Rg06DMCABut wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhdsQuestions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?
>>87155487thursday reminder love!
I'M ALIVE AND READY TO SHIT>>87151048Kill yourself catalogshitter/phasenigger/sister.
>>87155964one hour early! good you are still alive though!
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $3,002,618.98.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 34):>Moona :: $143,861.35 [236.82% over Avg]>AZKi :: $94,430.11 [215.77% over Avg]>Gura :: $60,888.79 [13.68% over Avg]>Luna :: $54,730.74 [51.67% over Avg]>Mumei :: $49,030.61 [3.81% under Avg]>Fuwamoco :: $28,034.15 [15.65% under Avg]>Matsuri :: $10,812.61 [17.02% over Avg]>Altare :: $10,347.90 [18.67% over Avg]>Risu :: $9,867.09 [3.16% over Avg]>Polka :: $7,871.00 [17.01% under Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 63):>Mio :: -$247,716.50 [44.07% under Avg]>Ina'nis :: -$129,456.73 [45.62% under Avg]>Suisei :: -$70,008.79 [74.53% under Avg]>Ui :: -$41,803.75 [29.74% under Avg]>Lamy :: -$32,593.15 [2.46% over Avg]>IRyS :: -$26,557.94 [39.11% under Avg]>Melfissa :: -$23,029.02 [19.19% under Avg]>Shion :: -$21,862.30 [20.62% under Avg]>Iroha :: -$21,773.38 [7.18% under Avg]>Reine :: -$19,909.93 [27.95% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Suisei :: 48.43%>Marine :: 18.35%>Ayamy :: 17.78%>Calliope :: 14.62%>Miko :: 14.07%>Lui :: 13.59%>Okayu :: 7.69%>Fubuki :: 6.83%>Towa :: 6.68%>Kanata :: 6.55%Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,468.59Average Upward Adjustment is $14,640.10Average Downward Adjustment is -$11,944.17Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Ayamy.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and glad there were no storm casualties.
>>87158982thanks for the review!
Ayamy-sensei and Suichan are the Seiso Buys of the Day OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Also, Naaaaaa is up, but can she go higher?
3D collab with Pato announced.And FWMC will have 1 million subs soon.
>>87160177Masked stripper AZKI does wonder for my focus
>>87160449the patreon ver is even more wao
>>87160522I'm interested...
>>87160522post wao!
>>87164199I'm not risking getting bonked by the phasecuck janny
>>87164432just imgurl is somewhere!posting links wont get you bonked!
Today too is the best day to buy Towa!
>>87167127Towa should get rid of her cat
I WANT TO BUY THE ORCAI WANT TO SELL THE ORCAI WANT TO START A MUTUAL FUND FOR THE ORCAI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE ORCAI WANT TO MAKE HOT PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORCAI WANT TO SNIFF THE ORCAI WANT TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF THE ORCAI WANT TO WASH THE ORCAI WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE ORCAI WANT TO START OF LOVING FAMILY WITH THE ORCA
Seems like an alright day to buy funds!
>>87174069smells
cash
last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo
is the site dying
>>87179701it can be a little slow to load initially but if you don't refresh once its loaded its fine
FAQ WINS THE 2ND VTLHG!
MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. I FORGOT TO BUY FUNDS. I FORGOT TO FRIDAY NIGHT POST.>>87184882>VTLHGwhat?
I made some kind of blush sauce pasta tonight.
>>87185325VTL Hunger Games
>>87185325I also forgot to buy funds...
>>87185325It's Thursday, though?
>>87190252he's from the future
>>87190252Thursday, you say?
>>87190252so it is. hurricane brainrot>>87185579yum
>>87195611Wake up it's not Friday!
I will never forget what they took from us.
>>87198559
>>87198559meru...
dosh
holy shit I didnt know that Mio is now a music channel!!!
money
>>87184882wao!
Is this a temporary bug or is my acc truly gone?
>>87216566Temporary bug, the servers are fucked hard
>>87217654Alright, glad to hear it's not permanent
>>87217654I thought I lost my gorillions dollars
10
>>87205332THE BIG FAT DIVIDENDS ARE REAL NOW LFG
>>87216566Apologies for the delay, I just restarted things, you can log in again now.-trial dev
let's watch Twister tomorrow
>>87223436lol, sure
oohhhh
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $2,926,318.91.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 41):>Luna :: $75,659.08 [132.50% over Avg]>Fauna :: $42,651.30 [43.71% over Avg]>Nana :: $41,259.62 [63.21% over Avg]>Shion :: $36,235.23 [25.11% over Avg]>Fuwamoco :: $33,199.40 [0.44% under Avg]>Kovalskia :: $19,274.05 [3.80% over Avg]>Noel :: $17,034.09 [4.83% under Avg]>Kronii :: $12,470.88 [11.08% under Avg]>Choco :: $11,352.67 [18.03% over Avg]>Raora :: $9,698.18 [18.68% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 56):>Sana :: -$195,760.05 [30.73% under Avg]>Moona :: -$181,604.20 [47.08% under Avg]>AZKi :: -$106,550.11 [16.36% under Avg]>Mumei :: -$57,499.67 [47.97% under Avg]>Flare :: -$26,779.86 [32.67% over Avg]>Kanata :: -$26,473.45 [70.43% under Avg]>Sora :: -$23,670.29 [55.15% under Avg]>Matsuri :: -$23,139.33 [8.95% under Avg]>Koyori :: -$21,523.38 [28.98% under Avg]>Goldbullet :: -$17,917.63 [22.65% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Suisei :: 27.42%>Kanata :: 19.65%>Marine :: 15.73%>Calliope :: 12.00%>Miko :: 11.19%>Lui :: 10.51%>Rikka :: 8.01%>Sora :: 7.16%>Okayu :: 6.49%>Raden :: 6.09%Overall Average Adjustment is -$4,829.30Average Upward Adjustment is $8,719.81Average Downward Adjustment is -$14,087.86Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Coco, Fauna, Luna, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and NAAAAA
>>87226993thanks for the review!
>>87226993Is this pasta?
how does this happen and how do I fix this
>>87228871Nope.Every morning, the data is scraped from the website, put into a giant chart, and then the data in that chart is put into a sheet that formats it for posting on /nasfaqg/.You can see the current data, as well as historical data, here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/It's also in the OP.
>>87228972no seriously like what do I do here, the auto trader doesnt change at all when I remove one or both of these or change it to Buy/Neutral
>>87228972I sometimes see this happen on my end. Usually I just refresh it and it goes away.
>>87228972If refresh/clearing cookies/a different browser doesnt work, then hit the clear all button and save, then remake the trades
>>87228972>>87230158 works in my experience. I also found that buying Towa helps reduce the chance of autotrader bugging out.
Post wal-I mean...Post oshi.
>>87231056don't
ayamy mama pls...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JG1joKwQh0Ayamy has been doing ASMR for awhile now.Looks like she has a new outfit reveal coming up so I am putting a MUST BUY on the coin today.
>>87233916>had to poo>missed the end>walked back in right as she was oyasumi bai bai chu-ingkill me
>>87235842
>>87223436thats not a spooky movie
20minutes to 10..
Seems like a good day to buy funds
good day to sell all funds
oaw
>>87238699it is with context
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWPJJMc409o
waup!
>>87257026DRAWMONSTA CARDO
FUWAMOCO will be hitting 1 mil shortly, they're doing an endurance karaoke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iVXRTyQh9A
>>87265040me turning into a wihte man
FWMC TO THE MOON
>>87274374Anon wake the fuck up we have twisters!
>>87275068nyo
Divvies
I think the wallet analyzer is broken
>>87281427It's not. Fund data is pulled externally from a separate sheet. When the site is shitting itself, I don't bother updating said sheet or posting that night.
>>87279488but where are they
its koyover
divs are dead
>>87293326I want to put her in my pocket
>>87285565Holy shit invest in Raden
https://youtu.be/qGAVGh0zJjU
>>87294625I want to get into her "pocket"
Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $112,120.46.This week's Dividend Pool is -3.67% lower last week's pool.The average payout this week is $1,110.10 per coin, which is -0.71% under the all-time average of $1,117.99.32 coins were over the Average Payout this week.Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:>Marine :: $3,703.94 :: 75.65%>Mio :: $3,244.79 :: 404.37%>Aqua :: -$2,704.84 :: -73.00%>Calliope :: -$2,084.22 :: -55.15%>Amelia :: -$1,870.38 :: -59.80%Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:>Dezmond :: $0.10 :: 0.17%>Civia :: $0.32 :: 2.41%>Kaoru :: -$0.36 :: -3.55%>Miyabi :: -$1.13 :: -2.10%>Oga :: $1.51 :: 2.35%Overall Average Dividend Change was -$42.72Average Dividend Increase was $336.69Average Dividend Decrease was -$365.93Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:>Mio :: $2,267.45 & 127.4% Over Average>Lamy :: $842.33 & 70.4% Over Average>Watame :: -$1,262.79 & -68.3% Under Average>Aqua :: -$1,380.60 & -58.0% Under Average>Flare :: $372.75 & 55.0% Over AverageThe Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:>Miko, Miyabi, Reine, Mumei, Kaoru, Koyori, ZetaOverall Market Shift from Mean was -$25.59.Average Dividend Spike was $232.55.Average Dividend Dive was -$236.80.This week's dividends set an all-time high record for Hajime and Mio.Hope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.
>>87296870thanks for the review!
ohhhh
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $2,953,589.83.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 25):>Watame :: $127,976.54 [268.85% over Avg]>Nachoneko :: $84,734.27 [36.68% over Avg]>Miko :: $80,240.20 [144.37% over Avg]>Baelz :: $45,774.63 [143.41% over Avg]>Ayame :: $38,067.57 [55.23% over Avg]>Flare :: $22,653.97 [57.25% over Avg]>Hololive :: $12,575.85 [3.12% over Avg]>Fubuki :: $10,084.22 [0.63% over Avg]>Roboco :: $8,942.80 [2.37% over Avg]>Matsuri :: $7,967.02 [3.83% over Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 72):>Rurudo :: -$139,105.61 [62.16% under Avg]>Fuwamoco :: -$79,429.75 [30.17% under Avg]>Luna :: -$64,538.80 [45.38% over Avg]>Lamy :: -$47,723.72 [44.28% under Avg]>Marine :: -$31,396.45 [27.14% under Avg]>Kronii :: -$26,171.50 [39.58% under Avg]>Fauna :: -$24,910.38 [16.31% over Avg]>Raora :: -$22,503.58 [22.06% under Avg]>Kovalskia :: -$21,985.21 [24.39% under Avg]>Iroha :: -$17,869.75 [17.43% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Marine :: 31.74%>Suisei :: 18.63%>Kanata :: 10.97%>Calliope :: 8.44%>Lui :: 7.64%>Raden :: 5.48%>Okayu :: 5.22%>Sora :: 4.83%>Fubuki :: 4.78%>Mio :: 4.43%Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,936.18Average Upward Adjustment is $16,315.55Average Downward Adjustment is -$9,287.58Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Coco, Kaoru, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and Rushia's not $1m a share yet.
>>87299688thanks for the review!
bt
>>87296390Ayy
Bit green, not many funds to buy, seems like a good day to either sell or hold most funds
site is ridiculously slow count you restard the server?
>>87316739Done-tdev
>>87319393thank you works nice now
Twister (1996) in 30 minutes
I fucking hate wind bros
Bets are up for tomorrow's VGTC races.
>>87320731oops. I used the wrong image. lmao
>>87329845I was at work and forgot the link...
>>87330480
