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I love my wife so much!!
>>87203463
>>87201604sounds lovely, messy and delicious
Day 10! Give it up for day 10!
Gura is my tradwife
I decided on playing ace combat 3 last. Apparently thats last chronologically
MY wife
Hey chumbuds, would gura play s.t.a.l.k.e.r?
>>87203559>*Le touché*
>>87203609I told you many times to fucking go back
>>87204461Dangerous antis, deadly homos, anarchists and bandits none of them will stop chumbuds on its triumphant march towards saving humanity.
>>87204461Idk it honestly looks like a game she could be interested (could argue it's got Rust like vibes). The OG trilogy is coming out on the switch so you could try pitching it to her
>>87204461It's got a lot of memes so Gura might be convinced to play it once and never again.
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
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>>87204461I hope not. Unmodded S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is dog water.
>>87203716You're really fucking dumb. Only idiot normalfags play games in any order other than release order.
>>87205804I'm sorry chumbie. Apparently ac4 was sorta like a reboot and I wanted to play that first.
>>87205288samen
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
>>87204461probably not, but I'd love to see it
>>87204876Im playing on duty in clear skies, only thing is that every time i hit someone on master difficulty THEY EAT ALL MUH LEAD
i tried stalker gamma (you don't need the game for it btw, its free). it took me half an hour to find some stupid bolts on the ground by a tree, which is the first thing you do in the mod.
Sex with a fembud.
>>87207950oh yeah I wanted to play Gamma but forgot about it, good to know that I don't have to install the games, it's like an even bigger version of Anomaly, right?
>>87208235it's a big mod pack for anomaly that makes it feel more like a survival game and like you have to earn your gear.
>>87206171It's okay. I was in a bad mood and shouldn't have called you dumb, especially since I've never even played Ace Combat.
Gura is so smelly right now.
>>87208873but is there still the main quest?
Bijou is moving to Japan.
>>87209800wrong thread?
>>87209568yup you can still do the main quest but i think you need to be in the right faction(s)?
>>87209800wow, what a retard
I started overthinking and ended up wondering, what would even happen in a worst case scenario? How would they tell us that something happened to Gura? Would they have to settle some sort of legal matters before announcing it? Would they even actually tell us, or just give some sort of vague statement about her no longer being with Hololive? Man, I don't want to think about that, but my overactive mind likes to torture me, I guess.
>>87209800Didn't FWMC move there too? When Gura said she and Ame considered moving in together I wonder if they were talking about moving in together in Japan.
>>87210065it's a hurricane in florida anonnot a typhoon in SEA. this is routine for floridians
>>87210187I know, I'm actually overall less worried today than I was yesterday, but I still ended up wondering what would hypothetically even happen.
Gurass
Baguraette honhonhon
>>87209954so you can lock yourself out of it? by joining bandits, monolith or something I assume?
>>87209925I suppose, sort of. Gura once said she was thinking about doing it too, but then decided against it. I wonder if she'll end up changing her mind if more of EN ends up following suit, or if too much of her "personal life" became entrenched in the US for her to ever consider it now.
>>87211018I don't think Gura ever actually said she changed her mind, she just never brought it up again after mentioning she was seriously considering it a while ago. You can certainly conclude she must have decided not to, but as far I know she hasn't directly said that.
>>87210754yup. i never tried it myself though>>87211018i don't think gura would want to be far from her parents since it seems like they still help her out running errands and driving her around. her parents aren't going uproot themselves to japan
>>87210066Yeah.Mori, IRyS, and Raora moved to Japan before they joined hololive. Kiara was there too, but she moved back.For the ones that moved after they joined, it's Bae, FUWAMOCO, Zeta, and now Bijou.Also, Ina is strongly considering it and leaning towards moving there some time in the future.
Why are you replying to him again? Do you guys never learn?
>>87211339who?
>>87210065>what is the worst case scenario?>>87128472>>87129993
>>87211339I'm not here every day, so I don't keep track of every schizo and shitposter. I like to give posters the benefit of the doubt, unless it's particularly obvious they're trying to shit things up. I don't see any harm in talking about how Gura was thinking about moving to Japan at one time.
>>87209439Its alright chumbie, I also usually do release order but starting with 4 seems ok with ace combat.
>>87211462That's not what I was asking about, stop reposting your weird depressing fanfic.
>>87211298Living in japan sounds like shit. I feel like people should stick to their own countries
>>87211339Uh-oh, somebody's dumb and gwumpy!
>>87211638Yeah, you for not recognizing him.
>>87211507The fact that he put personal life in quotation marks should tell you everything, he loves doing that. Also anyone who calls Biboo Bijou is either a shitposter or a newfag
I think it would be amazing for the EN girls to all live in the same city, and I'd like it if Gura moved to Japan, but I wouldn't be able to stop myself from feeling a bit more lonely and disconnected from her if my nights were her mornings and my mornings were her nights.But I suppose it wouldn't matter anymore, since it'd be difficult to feel any more distant to her than I already do nowadays.
>>87211973>Also anyone who calls Biboo Bijou is either a shitposter or a newfagOr just not a pebble. I don't really have any connection to her, so why would I call her by her nickname?
>>87209800Right thread king
>>87211973Ah, I see. I didn't even really register what that meant until now. It always comes back to cuckposting, huh?
>>87212109Like I said, newfag
>>87212134Anon. This is going to be hard to believe, but you're replying to a schizo right now.
what do shitposters eat for dinner?
>>87212193>if you don't watch bijou, you're a newfag??? Do YOU know which thread this is?
>>87212134that way lies madness, I don't assume it's cuckposting until the actual cuckposting starts, because it always startsI thought he meant "personal life" as in whatever the fuck has been going on between whatever health thing it is she won't talk about and actual personal stuff she won't talk about
>>87212062Its kind of scummy that the girls have to move to japan to make things easier for them. I respect gura more for not moving.
>>87212062>Gura living in JapanDie
>>87212316It's not so much to make things easier, rather that it opens new opportunities because you don't have to fly there all the time.
>>87212394I can't imagine gura moving to japan. Seems like it would be really lonely
>>87209800Wonder if Cover will fuck up her visa too, that would be funny.
>>87212495Probably not, since Ina's was a temporary working visa, whereas bijou's will be a resident working visa like Mori, Bae, and FUWAMOCO.
>>87212469Well, she's told us she doesn't have friends. And she said it outright during the Family Feud collab.I don't think they'd allow her to bring Chubie though...
>>87212774I mean I probably wouldn't move in her situation either. Fuck that
Oh wait. Mori has pets. So maybe they would allow him?Except they definitely wouldn't allow Chubie to be an outdoor cat.
Chumbies! Can I please get some gura big brain pics?
>>87212812If I didn't have anything connecting me here, then I think I would. It sounds fun and exciting to me.
>>87212883no you can't
I wish Casino would draw Gura.https://litter.catbox.moe/oy3y67.PNG
>>87213206Here's a more permanent one since that one is litter.https://files.catbox.moe/h8be8z.png
>>87210591
do people here even have distorted gura pics saved
>>87212883Sure
>>87213206>>87213515Gura looks funny in these
Random youtube recommendation with Goob.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1PT9jl_wjc
hooja
>>87213740>>87213829>>87213853thank you chumbies
>>87213921Oyasame
>>87213921sleep tight buddy
>>87213921goob morning
almost back from my vacationnever reading the threadI LOVE GURA!!
>>87213921goobnighti love gura
>>87213206>>87213515That's a big PNG. But yeah, it would nice to have a Gura image in this style.
>>87214004where's your vacation at
Chumbuds will deny that gura would want this to happen
>>87214124Nah, she definitely would. It's Gura that would deny wanting it.
Gura, let's cyb0rseggz to reduce our horny levels!
Gura is a slut
>>87214150Then she'd pull off this stunt behind closed doors
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>87214412probably.
>>87215299ye
It's now 55%.
i had too much energy drink
>>87216210Which energy drink did you drink ( also drink a lot of water too)? I think goobs deepthroats monster energy drinks
>>87213667La basé
For King and Cunny!
>>87216999I like the ultra paradise
>>87210540SNIFFFFF
I need to sexually bully and ryona this little whore T u T
Did the math and you would only need to ejaculate 700 - 1400 times to gura to lose a gallon like that meme says. Easily achievable
>>87218837I goom 2-5 times a day. Not bad, seems like I fill 3 gallons a year.
>>87218865Don't you ejaculate less if you do it multiple times per day?
>>87219016Usually my first 3 are pretty loaded.
>>87218837Cool, most chumbuds have done it. We could drown her.
>>87218837Oh wow. I thought it must just be humorous exaggeration, but doing some guestimation I figured out I goom around 5000 times in a year. Most of those times have been to Gura in the last 4 years, so I have literally lost gallons to Gura. Damn. I'd love to hear Gura's reaction to this information.
>>87216999>I think goobs deepthroats monster energy drinksyeMy daughterwife can be such a mess of a womanchild, but I still love her more than anything and I will always support her.
>>87219956Man... remember when she actually talked to us and tried to make us laugh?
>>87220070Man... remember when you used to still have your balls?
>>87219737>5000 per yearAnon, you aren't ejaculating 13 times per day.You need a doctor, specifically a psychiatrist. Because you're delusional.
No (You)ing
>>87220101Only a real man would miss the woman he loves. It seems you're the one without gonads, my friend.
>>87220111Oh, I guess I messed up my math along the way. I average around 2 times a day. So 672 is the right answer. x4 is 2688, so I was still technically right.
>>87220141A real man wouldn't be okay with sharing his woman with thousands of others.
>>87220070She still does that. Please don't start this routine again.
>>87220210It's funnier than that. Back then she was never chatting and she didn't intend to send that message at all.
>>87220180Or 730 if I do it by 365 days, actually. So 2920. As you can see, I'm as good at math as my oshi.
>>87220210Not anywhere near the amount she used to.She's streamed an average of about once every 10 days for the last 18 months.
>>87220196Gura is an idol and that means she has made an oath to her fans. She doesn't belong to anyone.
Why does it get way too cold for too long before the heater turns on and way way too hot before the heater shuts off.It's impossible to find a sweet spot with the thermostat and I constantly get out of bed in the middle of the night either shivering or sweating to adjust it.
>>87220335Untrue, Gura is a cum bucket who owes me an insurmountable amount of sex T u T
>>87219956>>87220236Makes me wonder how often she's typed out silly, weird messages she's never sent...
>>87220380With how she overthinks these things, she's definitely done it a gorillion times.
>>87220380She's much better about sending them these days.
I put a paper towel down in the sink to let the two cockroaches trapped in there climb up. If they're still in the sink by the time I return, their lives are forfeit.
>>87220556
>>87220523You would never know that.Also, when's the last time she's sent messages that long? All her messages nowadays are at most 10 words long, but they're usually just 1 to 4.
>>87220556That's really gross. Seeing a single roach means you're infested.I've never seen a single one.
>>87220604The roaches are my friends. My home is their home, and they're no grosser than I am.
>>87221174My onaholes...
My daughterwife is so cute and smart.
>>87221825A child
I just had a random memory of when I almost accidently drowned myself when I was a kid.Please teach the little kids that if you exhale all of the air from your body to dive deeper, it's a lot harder to come back up.I was a dumb little boy getting too confident in my swimming ability and it started with me challenging myself "I bet I can touch the bottom of this pool" Kids can be so dumb...
goob morningi love gura>>87222784i almost drowned while body boarding as a kid
>>87220583She is usually active in member streams prechat. In her last member stream, she sent more than 80 comments in chat.
>>87223540Why are you replying to it?
>>87223258>i almost drowned while body boarding as a kidYou almost drowned too?Humans need to stay away from water and I don't think we're properly teaching just how dangerous it can be.I remember working at a convenience store a while ago now and some 12-14 year olds that frequented it came in and asked me if they've seen their friend that they haven't seen since he jumped off of a bridge into a river they where all playing at, he jumped in and never came back up.I knew who they were talking about, I usually saw them together, but the other was gone.All I could say is that I haven't seen him here, they were so desperate to find their friend and couldn't admit that he had drowned.
>>87220523>these daysShe was back in August. We have no idea how she is these days.
>>87230228After I am done with this little slut
>>87220556Does that work for winged roaches? An opened jar filled with used cooking oil works as a trap too.
>>87230228Ryonabud got her...
>>87230610Yeah me
Gura could be dead right now and we won't even know until Cover deems it necessary to announce it, isn't that fucking crazy? I mean I'm sure that she isn't but there's always a chance you know? Especially with all that happened. Imagine opening twitter and you see a tweet from official account stating that she died and that's it. Fucked up how life can just end like this and that's it. Same thing could happen to any of your loved ones too. Your father could slip on a bathroom floor and break his neck just randomly one day and that's it, dozens years of life snuffed out in one second. Imagine waking up to a call from your mom, you pick up the phone and she just tells you that your dad is dead. What's even the point
>>87230228I like her face here, perfect mix of disgust, self loathing, shame and despair. Why did this artist go from drawing slightly lewd stuff to hardcore bondage and rape?
>>87204850Quit whining faggot
>>87212495You know what else would be funny? If she actually got btfo by the hurricane.
