Tail Pillow EditionPrevious Thread >>87203445>Upcoming Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPDxXuCAzI>Previous Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXO0rnPggDo>1st orisong BORN TO BE "BAU"DOLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aThUfmKQgaY >Debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kttt7pb5o6I >3D Debuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqiU63uqC9U >Youtube Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch/featured>Schedulehttps://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1842848905421324489>Unarchived Content (twitter spaces, karaokes, etc)https://rentry.org/baunarchived>Songshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf4O_VcbYo24EjtizbTZt_tTgwXaaK8N- (official playlist of all covers and songs they've released or starred in.)>Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa)https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo)>/baubau/-related content (baubau sings, nsfw, VN/anime list, VTL team info)https://rentry.org/baucontent>Thread Templatehttps://pastebin.com/bgugZTcD
==REMINDER TO ALL MENHERA==>Mococo: It's not gonna be that much change>Fuwawa: Yeah... We'd just want to be able to do a stream in Japanese occasionally>Mococo: Yeah>Fuwawa: And the Golden Week... Is a sp->Mococo: It's gonna be->Fuwawa: one time a year! So...>Mococo: a bit surprising!>Mococo: So please don't worry, okay?>Mococo: Like I said, our main language is always gonna be English. We wanna->Fuwawa: We are HoloEN, we want to [unintelligible] strong!>Mococo: but even beyond that! Beyond that! We are most comfortable in English!https://www.youtube.com/live/7AwGGP4oNOw?t=14291s>(Explaining what the Golden Week is)>Mococo: So... We are gonna be streaming in Japanese a lot more for that week, okay?>Fuwawa: But we'll do our regular streams when we can!>Mococo: Yeah, okay?>Fuwawa: Yeah>Mococo: But it's just for Golden Week, okay?>Fuwawa: It's just for Golden Week! Yeah, so...>Mococo: Un!>Fuwawa: Uhmhttps://www.youtube.com/live/7AwGGP4oNOw?t=6967s>Chat: Are we invited to JP stream?>Mococo's voice cracks and loudly says "of course you're invited" while on the brink of crying
https://www.youtube.com/live/f0YrvdlAcdIWhat will Fuwawa and Mococo put up for auction?
>>87215006Their bags
==REMINDER TO ALL MENHERA==>M: Please don't get merch because you feel pressured or anything like that. DON'T do anything that you don't want to. We really mean it, okay?>F: So you know, maybe you're like, "Oh, well, you know, maybe if I make a clip maybe more people will discover FUWAMOCO from there!" - it's true, but maybe you REALLY don't like video editing... Maybe don't that.>M: However you want to, okay?>F: You know, oshikatsu's supposed to be fun! You know, just tweeting, being loud ->M: Being HERE with us!>F: Yeah!>M: That's all - that's MORE that we can ask for!>F: Yeah, being like, "Ah! My best friend, you know, I REALLY like these vtubers called FUWAMOCO!". You know, those kinds of things, you know...>M: So, please, don't feel like, "Oh, THIS Ruffian is doing all this and I'M not doing ANYTHING"...>F: No. You know, oshikatsu is fun for everybody and ANYBODY!>M: You should never feel like that, okay? So PLEASE don't compare yourselves to somebody else, okay?>F: We just want you to have fun. You shouldn't feel pressure.>M: We don't want you to disappear because of something, you know...>F: Yeah, so, you know... if your smile's in trouble...>*Both shake their heads*>M: Just don't worry, we just want you to be here with us.>F: Yeah, we wanna protect your smile and have fun together, Ruffians!>M: You got it? It's not work! It should be FUN! We understand that you compare yourselves to others and stuff like that... SO THAT'S WHY WE SAY "DON'T"! We get it, you know? Because we felt it too before, okay? *reads chat message* You wish you could superchat more? IT'S OKAY! DON'T WORRY! We want you to have fun.>F: And you know, it's the little things that count, too, you know. So, just sending a tweet like, "BAU BAU!" - that helps, you know?>M: Yeah! Do what you can!>F: "I'm on break right now, you know! I had a real delicious sandwich! FUWAMOCO, I had a delicious sandwich!" ... You know, it makes us happy to know that you're thinking about us cause sometimes, you know, we get a little bit lonely. Like, "are the Ruffians thinking about us...?">M: Please don't worry, okay? *reads chat message* You can't write well? It's OKAY! Don't worry about it!>F: But it makes us really happy to know you're thinking about ways you can help us, Ruffians...>M: We don't want you to get sad and be like, "I can't enjoy FUWAMOCO anymore because I compare myself to other Ruffians", okay?
>>87215006Their virginity. Also it's not fair to have Suityan be a part of this.
>>87215006looks like joycons
>>87215006Their most priced possession, the original test run Fluffy and Fuzzy Ruffian plushies they got.
what's the point of being holoEN if you don't participate in the EN events?
>>87214870I wonder how much money a hololive auction to the public would generate. Also to the paypigs, how much money would you give to buy one of FWMC's possesions
>>87215077Maybe HoloEN should do better events if they wanted people to participate.
>>87215077wrong week to post this sister
>>87215094maybe like $100
>>87215057Oh, the ones they kissed.
>>87215094Bro someone would legit get murdered if this was available to the public
>>87215006Mococo grade Rat Tea.
>>87215006>you never buy anything so the only thing you have to sell is your own fan merchholy shit they will sell the ruffians to the jps! not even Pero! they really hate us!
>>87215156>wrong week>when they easily cancelled two streams for a milestone being hit on neitherYes sure
>>87215006Okay, so it is other hololive members doing the bidding, not viewers
>>87215094Depends on what the money is going towards
>>87214985BAU BAU>>87215032HOLY BAUSED
numbers and patternspretty big drop
>>87215365It's in the description.
>>87214994What effect do you want this to have on the menhera you are reminding?
>>87215363>I can't believe instead of burning out with multiple streams and a endurance stream in the same week they took a breakYou would say that, stay mad my wives are gonna achieve their dream while you seethe in threads.Oh yea and this is another week in a row with a packed schedule.
As we head into the 1 million I believe we're about to enter a potential new shift in FUWAMOCO's content so I'm documenting. Personal take is shift will be positiveI'm sure I have too many of my own biases in this list. I'll have to revise it and find timestamps for sources later.The Debut>Debut with large goal list>Ambitious, everyone loves them>They speak JapaneseThe Golden Age>"They're like a Japanese streamer, but they stream in English">They're streaming every day for 100 days>High momentum>/baubau/ peaks 4chan reply speed at early Rock and Rawr Party>They're not getting much sleep>They're getting stressed out fulfilling homework obligations>They're taking every opportunity that comes their wayThe Move>"Nothing will change>Expectation of a couple weeks gone>"Stream times will stay the same">It's for their dreams of moving to Japan>They'll have "more time" since they won't be as stressed out about answering Mane-chan>Move takes much longer than expected, more stressed than expected, high channel momentum is killed"Don't Worry">Golden Week will be full of Japanese collabs>It's an opportunity for them to get their 1 million sub goal>"If you don't like it, it will make us sad but leave and don't watch" sentiment>Collab week ends, regular stream schedule continues>About 25% concernposting and/or anti-JP in commentsThe Twist in the Cracks>More Japanese collabs>Some JP solos>More stream times in JST timezone>Heavily stressed, often crying, more busy than ever, less sleep than ever, more stream cancellations, some migraines>Taking every opportunity still, not rejecting any, but with inclination that they should reject some. Focusing on idol dream>Big events: breaking dimensions, lots of voicepacks except ASMR voicepack, big Japanese sub boost from HoloGTA>More collabs, guerilla JP, Schism of JP and EN fanbase>Momentum regained in subs>Casual fanbase (the majority) is happy>Vertical Spam (super mario world)>Increased shilling spam of voicepacks, merch on community posts, in stream, and twitter>Stream time becomes 2 hour standardPost 1 Million>TBD
>>87215436Yeah, I posted that after reading the description. Some of the posts in the previous thread made me think it was for viewers, and that really didn't sound right at all.
>>87215462Honestly not sure what the intended effect is either
Good night, Ruffians!
>>87215480you don't have timestamps or sources whatsoever because this is such an obvious threadreader post its sad you have not watched a full stream yet.
Biboo is moving into an apartment right next to them.Diamond Doga ahead.
>>87215480skippa skippa
>>87215480The event ordering feels a bit off, and you're going to need a timescale.
>>87215435Appreciate the numbers>>87215510Goodnight
>>87215462Shitposters are newniggers who don't understand the very things they're aping, who would have thought.
>>87215480The Golden Age is like the golden age, The Move is just like the eclipse, The Twist in the Cracks -> Fantasia arc... Holy shit it's just like my favorite animu
>>87215568I could've sworn "Doga" was the title of some kind of religious leader, but google just says "Doga is the practice of yoga as exercise with pet dogs."
>>87215580We need to go back to mbembe
>>87215678Surely we can get a different, better ending this time...
>>87215077Dunno ask Gura and Kronii
>>87215678they'll play plenty of games to mbembe this month
>>87215510good nite
>>87215678the animation in the mbembe arc is the worst of the series
>>87215480>SpoilerHope for the best, prepare for the worst.
>>87215540It's the start. This was from memory, so I'm admittedly remembering things from biases or misremembering things. But I do need to add sources for it to have any meaning, true.>>87215580Thanks. Added to document.
>>87215647downward dog with wuffians!!
>>87215480Nearly all of those things only exist inside this thread you schizo monkey. They haven't changed their stance on JP at all and it is a complete non issue to this day.
>>87215640The JP schizos probably do see FWMC like Griffith
>>87215510What is the actual origin of this song, because I've tried searching what's in the video description for hours and never found anything. The only thing I've gathered is that it's from some retro game
>>87215006Their two brand new bowls.They bought them just to auction them away.They wanted to make us excited about them making progress, only to watch our reaction as they rip it all away.
Dammit I was going to switch to watching Biboo more because of FUWAMOCO changing in season 2 but now that I know that is a ticking time bomb I guess I have to cling to Nerissa and Justice and pray
>our resident JPschizo is currently in /gem/ to hate on FWMC over thereHow do two super sweet girls spawn such hate filled retards? It never ceases to amaze me.
>>87215840>Nearly all of those things only exist inside this threadI'll grab timestamps too to back up points. If no timestamp is found it'll get removed. Feedback noted. I'll add more non-thread mentioned events.>They haven't changed their stance on JP at allstance hasn't changed but the content has over time. I don't think that's a bad thing if it means they're making things they're comfortable with
>>87216003>sweetyeah lets just memoryhole their treatment of mint
>>87216003I would give them my filter list but that would reveal my hand. Godspeed pebbles...
>when I move to Japan, there might be a span of two weeks where I can't appear muchahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahhatwo month, take it or leave it
>>87216003It's pretty easy to see how. If someone fell in love with them during the first 100 days and thought that EN gaming streams was what they enjoyed having that all change after thr JP move even though it was meant to be temporary can make someone bitter. I'm sure there are pebbles that'll go through the same thing when Biboo inevitably starts streaming much less after moving. It's just how living in Japan goes for everyone not built differently like Mori.
Shio-chan already got a new holoGra, rest of Advent coming soon?
>>87216003I don't know.
>>87215840Oh, they haven't? Read this >>87214994 it's word for word what they told us about JP streams during the battle plan 2, and now compare it with the pic attached to this post. I'll be the first to say it; we aren't sure if this increase in JP content is here to stay or it's just there to capitalize on the JP subs from GTA, but permanent or temporary, they had a really big change in their content and it contradicts with what they told us about future JP streams.
>>87215006One Touch ticketsor maybe they'll escalate it and do One Fuwawa will lick your left ear and Mococo will lick and put her tongue inside your right ear Tickets
>>87216003No clue, there was also some serious schizoposting during the off-collab when Biboo ate za bugs. This seems to be the same flavor.
>>87216003God i need to warn a few pebbles about what the JP move could mean for her too. I doubt it's possible for her to do it as poorly and without planning as FUWAMOCO did but it still likely will be very rough with permanent changes.
>>87214985BAU BAU
bros, my creative juices are gone. I've been wanting to write another letter but I don't know what to write at all. worse off I don't even know what to SC tomorrow besides a basic congrats
>>87216112no need to rushit's better if the script is actually entertaining
>>87216112wait, that's not holoGra...I should go to bed
>>87215006If it's only among holomembers, then probably one of their many rare retro catridgekorone would probably kill to get some of their collection
>>87216201same bro
>>87216003Sisters have been seething even before debut, never forget the grudgeGOD.
>>87216121and I'm supposed to look at June/July and conclude that they forgot how to speak Japanese? absolute retard here
>>87216105>it's 202x>people still get into newly debuted holos and don't understand that all of them will inevitably end up with more homework and projects and recordings etc. after the beginning periodTheir own fault for being stupid, becoming more of an idol is literally what hololive is about for 99% of the girls joining. And that will include more time at the studio, travels, recordings, dance practice etc.
unless 2k subs suddenly appear without warning, I think we should be good about not hitting 1M until the endurance stream
>>87215197>There's Suisei stuff on the auction"Someone" is not even close to cutting it, there'd be a small civil war breaking out
>sister still concern trolling about cancelled streams>doing it especially for 7DTD>after literally spending all day unilaterally shitting on the game/collab nonstop mere hours agoKEK! This retard thirdie really thinks everyone just forgets what he said immediately after he says it, huh?>>87216003That's what being a /#/thirdie does to your brain, you become perpetually asspained and obsessed.
>>87216276Shiori send to be exactly the same girl she was at debut, maybe even better. It's not fair to only blame hololive when the talent is the only that gets to set the expectations/ schedule
>>87216286They'll probably reach a million subs in 2 hours, not much of an "endurance"
>>87215856I think it might be from mario rpg or one of the mario&luigi games
>>87216003>our resident JPschizoYou mean *one* of our resident JPschizos, right?
>>87215708will the cocoon boys finally turn into moth men?
>>87216369it's fine to have a victory lap "endurance"they are the type to be overly worried that they won't make it
>>87216325If you're someone that only cares about their English streams the post move time has been objectively worse and trending in a bad way recently. You're also insane for thinking they'd not change but it's not unreasonable to think some casual fans hate it
>>87216355>fix the grammar of following sentence by changing as little as possible:>Shiori send to be exactly the same girl she was at debut, maybe even better. It's not fair to only blame hololive when the talent is the only that gets to set the expectations/ scheduleHere’s a refined version of the sentence with minimal changes:"Shiori seems to be exactly the same girl she was at debut, maybe even better. It's not fair to only blame Hololive when the talent is the one who sets the expectations and schedule."
>>87216471Great response, irrefutable
>>87216449Anon, don't even try to argue with him. He is one of "those" that posts like a retard and takes things out of context just to annoy the person trying to argue with him.
I'll just sit here and admire Fuwawa's beauty, her sweet dulcet voice, and her graceful dancing from my pirated copy of Breaking Dimensions.
>>87216547Holy fuck... Those floofies can't be natural
>87216449>87216528>still going with concern trolling and samefagging, againKEK you are sobbing right now as you scramble to make another falseflaggot postBAU BAU
>>87216606I want to brutality rape Moco-chan while Fuwawa rapes me.
>>87216547buy the Blu-ray... they're starving...
>>87216528>ESL saying other people are posting like retardstale as old as time
>>87216547Oh fluff, thanks for reminding me I still need to order the Bluray
>>87216449>fix the grammar of following sentence by changing as little as possible:>If you're someone that only cares about their English streams the post move time has been objectively worse and trending in a bad way recently. You're also insane for thinking they'd not change but it's not unreasonable to think some casual fans hate itHere’s a refined version of your sentence with minimal changes for grammar and clarity:"If you're someone who only cares about their English streams, the time after the move has been objectively worse and trending negatively recently. You're also insane for thinking they wouldn't change, but it's not unreasonable to think that some casual fans hate it."
>>87215006Maybe some old idol album? They don't have too much stuff they took with them to Japan and these kind of streams they would usually want to pick something that's special and represents you in some way.
FWMC are for JP ruffians ONLY
>>87216682based grammarspergdab on those thirdies
>>87216678What bluray? I can't find it
Are FWMC unicorn proof?
>>87216759depends on how sharp the unicorn's horn is
>>87215918I could definitely see them buying extra bowls just for this
>>87216580>>87216654she looks well-fed to me.
Do your reps or get ready to be disappointed EOPs, they ONLY care about JP Ruffians and they will keep doing more and more JP streams to spend time with them.(you) will get less, and you will whine day and night about how they "arent spending time with us," but to them JP streams ARE spending time with the Ruffians. The JP Ruffians, the only ones they care about. They will stop using PeroTL for the JP streams in the future, they are going to have fun with the JP Ruffians, and the EOPs won't even realize what's happening. Watching them like a retard, without being able to understand anything while they declare their love for the JP Ruffians, while they admit to them that they enjoy spending time with them more than with the EOPfaggots.Seethe, whine, antipost, go menhera, and then happily forget when they stream in English for 2 hours before they have to end the stream because of "homework". You are pathetic and I enjoy watching you suffer. BTW, the 1 million endurance stream is going to be completely in JP, MAYBE they'll throw in PeroTL if they are feeling kind, but you know for a fact that it's going to be in JP.I can't wait to see your impotent rage when you hear the JP intro and see PeroTL in chat for a stream that you convinced yourself into believing that it was going to be in English.
Just wanted to say i used to like Ruffians but not I'll never forgive your oshis for poisoning Biboo's mind with Japanese brain rot. Beep them for not letting well enough alone
What are they going to do for the endurance stream?
How do we get Nerissa and Shiori to Japan to complete Advent house?
>>87216449>If you're someone that only cares about their English streamsWhy would anyone who is invested enough in them to spend time posting about them here or twitter or discord or whatever still only care about their English streams? They really oughta know by now.
>>87216821Does she know what she is doing?
>>87216886Sing Baudol
>>87216886Play Yakuza Kiwami
>>87216873huh? Blame her manager for telling her about the Capcom cafe
>>87216402Wow of course I find it so easily now, cause siivagunner uploaded a big remix 6 months ago. What a world, but it's from Othello's World.https://youtu.be/A6HQJxC9mD0
>>87216886Speak in Japanese KEKAROO
>>87216678when can we buy it?
>>87216892Put up a Culvers branch in JapanI dunno what to do for Shiori
>>87216886a fun party with all the ruffians
>>87216873you're mad that /gem/ is gatekeeping you sister lol
>>87216886gooning endurance
>>87216732The BD one, it came up earlier this time compared to the CtW one>>87216732>>87216952>https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_5thfes_bluray>https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-5th-fes-capture-the-moment-blu-ray
>>87216958*EN Ruffians need not apply
>>87216873You're not any less obvious here, sis. Nice job correcting to Biboo like you were told though, kek
>>87216958Not all the ruffians, ONLY the JP ruffians. KEKIPOW!
>>87216966anon you may be mildly retarded
>>87217004He is full-on
>>87216958Do they use dildos?
>>87216991>>87217003less than 4k to go :)
>>87216966Anon...I...
>>87217034Less than 4k Japanese CHADS
>>87216897>oughta know by nowI had to go through 5 songs to find the one this reminded me of (it was Movin' Out by Billy Joel)This was neat to find though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2Rh1E3aToFuwawa might like it
i just blew a fat load
>>87216966That's not a BD BD, that's a CtM BD.
>>87217034Yes. Less than 4k until they inevitably get 1 million subs and use their wish to transfer to HoloJP! I can't wait to see the EOPmongrels cry and seethe!
>>87216923cute
>>87217031Why would they need to when they have each other?
>>87217082>>87217108it must hurt seeing your loss approaching
I know it's a shitpost but I'm just giddy at the thought of them actually switching to holo JP. That would fuel am new golden age of schizo loops. There would even be a ton of public meltdowns
>>87217004>>87217051>>87217101Gomen, I had a stroke as I was typing it and my brain substituted BD for Fes, that'll show me for posting on two hours sleepI did need to order it though
>>87217187Same!! I can't wait!! KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>87217197It's okay, seeing you be a little retarded with an attached dancing Fuwawa made me smile
>>87217197This is my favorite manipulated Fuwawa image.Especially because the weird breaks in the swirl pattern make it even crunchier
>>87217173Do they use their tongues or their fingers?
>>87216995Were they really calling her Bijou in her own thread lmao
>>87216821The way they look in 3D when they're half-lidded is so funny. I love it.And this pic is especially dangerous with that look. Just imagining the scenarios that would lead to that expression...
>>87217176What "loss"?? You stupid fucking retarded EOP... I almost feel sorry for you... almost, but I'll greatly enjoy watching you cry and scream when they transfer to HoloJP, and completely abandon the lazy retards that are not able to do their reps.
>>87217326I hope you know I literally didn't read this kekonly a few hours remain until your mind is forever enslaved ;)
>>87217392I will literally masturbate to the JP schizos crying /here/ after they announce that they are moving to HoloJP.
>>87217176I think I finally understand now, this will keep continuing forever and ever. Always the same posts and replies over and over. It's because this place is contaminated with spirals! We're forever to loop into each other for eternity until nothing is left of our sanity and then someone new will take the mantle and begin again. What a terrifying reality
>>87217443Uzumakibro... What happened to the adaptation...?
>>87217437sorry to hear that or glad for you or w/e
>>87217392KEKUS MAXIMUS! Seethe forever, EOP!
>>87217478It's a meta commentary on how the animation industry spirals out of control, yea let's go with that...
>>87217478Corporate assholes thinking investing lots of money into a project and making it good is a sin.
>>87217508see >>87217498
>>87216898Fuwawa is a gorgeous genius
are you ready for the shortest endurance stream ever
>>87217581Didn't they already do that with a suika stream
We can all agree this is a fluffy thread, right?
>>87217513>>87217524I just wanted 1 good Junji Ito adaptation... This world is cruel.
>>87217302YeahI didn't think they could get more retarded or obvious than they already are here, but there you go, heh
>>87217640Yes.
>>87217242Thanks, Ruffian.>>87217258Yeah, same. I have a few nice manipulations but whoever was responsible for that one executed it perfectly, it's a shame it doesn't get posted more but that's probably good so it doesn't get oversaturated.
>>87217640Every time I watch a clip it's like their voices are completely different from what I hear on stream.
>>87217575She didn't actually do that on purpose... right? She was just playing with her 3D model...
>>87217739They've changed it over time, not just their voices but their hardware and mixer settings
>>87217568Fuwawa will NEVER understand how much power she has over us
>>87217675Well, you got at least you got one episode that showcased what a good actual Junji Ito adaptation would look like. Just pray that in 15 years another studio decides to adapt Uzumaki and not fuck it up. Also FUWAMOCO should talk about what is their favorite horror manga.
>>87217727ovasatuwated?
>older sister Patra>younger sister Biboofamily is expanding
>>87217640Damn it, I'd keep praising my beautiful muse Fuwawa constantly if Mococo didn't keep getting in the way. She already knows she's the cutest younger sister, what else more does she want.
>>87217739>>87217790>got sick>blew out their voices>did it again>and nearly againAll things considered they still sound pretty similar, but they really need to start going all in and consult some of the other girls on their routines for protecting/maintaining their vocal chords.
>>87217852Also Poruru-neechan
>>87217852>>87217883We need to figure out the hierarchy/order.>Patra>Polka>Fuwawa>Mococo>BibooPerhaps?Who'll be the Mom?
>>87217932I'll be the dad
>>87217840>FUWAMOCO should talk about what is their favorite horror mangaThat's actually a great question for FWMC morning, specially now that we are getting close to Halloween. (Does FWMC even read horror manga? I don't remember them mentioning anything...)
>>87217973They read Saya no Uta, does that count?
>>87217883how much do they actually talk
>>87217818Let’s dispel with this fiction that Fuwawa Abyssgard doesn’t know what she's doing. She knows exactly what she's doing.
>>87217739>>87217640This clip has a very Hard R "Ruffians" there.
>>87217756It was all calculated. Fuwawa knows she's a dangerous woman who can ensnare the hearts of the unwitting. https://youtu.be/zqiU63uqC9U?t=695
>>87217849Fluffy power...
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1844641989389844747>It’s going to be a heart pounding #FWMCMORNING today!! The theme is “FUWAMOCO ends stream if they hit 997K subscribers”!! Oh, wow… BAU BAUー!!They're going to hit 997k before FWMCM starts lol
>>87218015It does. I didn't think about VNs for some reason, but if we count those, then they definitely read quite a few that could be considered horror.
>>87218094Holy shit, she is bouncing her floofies constantly...
>>87218094her model looks like they put the jiggle slider on max
They should have already done the endurance. Now it's too late and it won't even be endurance.
She is just a very excited puppy, stop sexualizing her!
>>87217568
>>87216886They're going to wryly smile as they throw their new bowls on the floor and shatter into a million pieces just to see us cry about it in chat.
>>87218172400 subs away wuffian
>>87218350what's happening I can't move my body help m
>>87218297>Modeler-san, what are you doing?>Oh, you're modeling me? How sweet ehehehe~>...Hmm, I think the chest needs a little work...>Could you push that slider up a little bit?>No, that one!>Yaaah! ehehe, it looks better that way, right?>Maybe a little bit more...>Mo-o-o-re...>>>more.
>>87218350F-Fuwawa...?!
>They hit 997k before the stream starts>It's time to start the stream>They turn it on for 5 seconds to yell happy noises>It ends
>>87218350Caught in Fuwawa's genjutsu...
>>87218463Fucking hell... Are they even going to do the endurance stream in time?
>>87218463Unless you're one of FWMC yourself, that's just an estimate.And if you are one of FWMC omg i love you
Wouldn’t be the first time they scheduled an endurance stream only for them to complete the goal before it even begins.
>>87218491>>Yaaah! ehehe, it looks better that way, right?I can HEAR it
>>87218612hi im fuwamoco bau bau
>>87218646Prove it
>>87218463>>87218646Thanks Fuwawa
>>87218646
>>87218463AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87218618They ruined their own 1m endurance.We could have had a kino 5 hour long endurance with singing and call ins or whatnot. But no, they mistimed it all and didn't understand math.
>>87218172kek, those devious dogs. Fun idea if they weren't going to hit 997 before then
Brothers can you take your schizos back.
>>87219051no this is your future
>>87219051Welcome to the family!Or should I say, 家族へようこそ!
>>87219051If I could do anything about them I would have killed them already. They'll be back here eventually though, they're OBSESSED with this thread
>>87219051There there, pebblebroDon't worry, they'll get bored and wander back here soon. FWMC hitting the 1M tomorrow will make them seethe so hard they won't be able to concentrate on anything else for days
>>87219090Mococo will steal Biboo as her new sister when she moves to Japan
>>87219051They'll come back over here soon enough, they always do...
>>87219051sorry bro, the best thing you can do is to ignore it COMPLETELY
Schizo might be mad, but I'm happy Biboo is moving to Japan. They love Biboo and we can probably get a bunch of off collabs now!
>>87219051I'm sorry bro. We can only hope some hero stabs them or poisons their drinks with strychnine at the next holo con / meetup, no other way of getting rid of those giga schizos.
Holy shit, I exploded thinking about Fuwawa's floofies... I feel so calm now...
>>87219289They should keep feeding her bugs, but secretly by sneaking them into her food. Even when they go out to a resto, when Biboo goes away for even a minute to do something, they'll put some bug powder in her soup or something.
>>87219333KEK
>>87219333Bug breakfasts will continue until morale improves
>>87219333Oh wait, I got a another idea, it's easy to hide bugs in her coffee.
>>87218705>they mistimed it all and didn't understand math.I'm sure they aren't doing math for this. At best they eyeball a chart or look at the subs per day and get a vague idea
>>87219333
Fuwawa and Mococo should tie Biboo up with rope and then relentlessly molest and abuse her sexually to the breaking point
>>87219333>>87219395They should buy 100 cockroaches and release them in Biboo's apartment without telling her anything
>>87219420You know this just reminds me that Biboo is so fucking tiny that Fuwawa or Mococo could just easily pick her up and take her. I was surprised by the amount of Holo's that just walked up to her and picked her up.
>>87219395Just to add, imagine the situation from Biboo's POV. She's happily sipping her coffee for a while.She then finishes it and moves to throw the cup away. But the moment she begins to walk towards a trash can, she hears something shake inside the cup. "That's funny", she thinks to herself. "That's not what leftover ice sounds like...". and then curious about what could be making the noise, she opens up the cup and taking a look, she quickly drops it and makes one of the most horrified and disgusted faces she's ever made in her life. Inside the cup were around 5 different bugs. She unknowingly had been enjoying bug-spiked coffee the whole time.Fuwawa and Mococo have the biggest shit-eating grin watching this all unfold some distance beside her.
>>87219289Same, I'm really looking forward to the offcollabs. Karaokes and 3D stuff will be fun but the gaming offcollabs will be absolute cinema>Biboo backseating Fuwawa who is backseating Mococham
They should make Biboo their live-in gamer maid. They could give her a cute little sailor hat and tie her hair into helix-shaped twintails too.
what's wrong with you guys? if someone did that to me we would no longer be friends
>>87219606I didn't make or condone the post.
>>87219606if biboo gets mad, then she lost
FWMC will finally get to take Biboo out clothes shopping and dress her up in all the cute outfits they want.
A FWMC and Biboo sleepover stream in their pajamas would be so cute one day. Could do it after having her on as a guest for FWMCMorning.
Biboo is Mococo's honorary little sister, it'll be good to have them all close by
They will sneak bugs in her pajamas
Goodnight
FWMC and Biboo could play 3-player Rampage together
>>87219637A part of Biboo moving to Japan she said was that she normally can only buy clothes of the children rack in stores. She was super happy to find out she could buy clothes off the rack in Japan if she bought from the smallest section they had.
>>87219637she already dresses in cute lolita clothes
>>87219833God please I just want one night with her. I need to experience a girl like that once so I know what it's like TuT
>>87219833She always wears children panties with pictures on them, so I think she wears what fits her.
>>87219889Kuma pantsu...
>>87219923Yes, you can thank Nerissa for saying what kind of panties Biboo wears she said bear and strawberry and such. I imagine shopping for clothes would actually be a problem for Biboo she she unironically has a 10 year old Japanese girls body shape and size.
>>87220061Keep describing Biboo please just one more post should do it
>>87220140She order food of the children's menu since it's all she can eat, there you go anon.
waht does this dog
>>87220140just listen to her 7dtd day 1 post stream
What if Fuwawa is auctioning off Moco-chan's lacey pink panties?
Hololive getting into Warframe?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCRzo8hkjIg
>>87220660Fuwawa's blue K-cup bra that was soaked in her floofie sweat.
Personal belongings prediction?
>>87220061how is she going to survive Japan? she is going to get manhandled by everyone, this tiny brat
>>87220897Their Ruffian plushies.
>>87220897The half eaten bean Mococo spit out
>>87217877They go to a doctor for this stuff routinely. If the doctor can't help, neither will a Holo member.
>>87220061>bear and strawberryChat is this real?When did Nerissa say this?This makes my PP rock hard
>>87221182Looks like some girly product or towels or something?
>>87221415Used towels! Reminds me of Chloe taking about stealing used towels...
>>87221286some have more experience with voice acting, they clearly do it in an amateur way that's unhealthy long term
>>87221735Luna somehow has kept up her voice for how many years now? I have also heard from Luknights that Luna actually ahs problems doing her normal voice now a days like she's forgotten how.
>>87220309They are auctioning Mocobaby's safety blanket and their very own ruffian plushies, also a photo of papa puppy...
good nite til the morning
>>87222512Goodnight!
>>87216052Stop making up shit you brown testicle
They just wanted another excuse to cancel a stream, morning isn't happening and they'll still end up getting 1M before the endurance. they shouldn't have tweeted about it if they wanted to actually sandbag
>>87216410I only became a jpschizo for one day. that was when woke up early because they had a english title but the stream was in jp. I was irritated. I chilled out since then.
>>87223393I'm okay with this since I'm at work for awhile anyways.
>>87223288read threads
>>87216052Mint is a leech and is lucky they were so kind to forgive her ignoring them when they were smaller
>>87221765Luna left Niji because they wanted her to stop using that voice. Luna is a cutie but is probably a highly functional autist.
>>87223393Why are you saying FWMC morning isn’t happening?
>>87223661because it doesn't start for 3 hours and they're less than 500 away from 997k likely which is their stopping point for the stream.
>>87223725Ohhh… Well, unless the make an announcement. I will still plan my morning around it being streamed.
>>87223725Yeah they are like 10 away. Probably reach it in like a minute.
>>87223627yeah because FWMC do so much to help smaller vtubers, right?
More people are going to sub as soon as their auction shit is shown on stream too.
so they can participate in this auction but they won't even send a bag pic to Kiara? Why do they hate holoEN so much?
>>87223648>Luna is a cutie but is probably a highly functional autist.Describing a good amount of the girls in Hololive really
Maybe they are just getting heart surgery?
Part of me hopes they do swap branches because then I can stop deluding myself that we'll go back to the first 100 days. I am really bad at breakups
The auction is now live
>>87224489Holy fuck Flare
what if no one bids on their stuff?
Can any ruffian vouch if FC2-PPV-4467764 is any good?
>>87225068Polka will guaranteed
Lui and Polka fighting for it
>>87225068Lui immediately appeared lol
LUI WINS
>Cat donuts>Cute! First claw machine prize we won in our lives!!>They're cats so it's cute>They're donuts so it's cute
>lui
>mr Donut bill Lmao
That receipt was probably in the butt pocket of one of the girls and absorbed atoms of their ass aroma through the jeans
how is the ink still not fadedhow is the paper still white
>The moment FWMC's dream came true! Do you think we ate them by ourselves? (obviously not). We want to eat them together with all our senpai!
>>87225838It's recent, they probably bought them to celebrate the incoming 1M subs and as a memento of the place shutting down (though you would think they would keep the ticket if that was the case?)
How this work anontachis
>>87225960If it is the original 100 pon de ring order it is way older should be more like 5 or 6 years old
THE CICADA
kek is that the one from Bae's stream?
Rui is taking all of their limited merch...
>submit multiple items to this>nothing to Kiara's bag reviewIf they were comfortable showing these items why couldn't they participate in the other event? Make it make sense
>>87226226>Kiara opens their bags>it's just dead bugs
>>87226226It's absolutely not the same as showing their bags retard
>>87226226There was a dirty niji in that stream so they didn't want to participateBased desu
>>87226260You're right it's even more personal
>>87226266>mint >he doesn't know
Lui bought 3x of the limited edition
>>87226323Cope, FWMC don't want to collab with her and that's baused
>>87226226They care 1000% less about fun EN streams like this. They showed up to Bae's because they knew they could meet JP senpai who would come too.
>>87226452Anon... they've already off collabed in the past year
>>87225838You don't keep your old ticket stubs/receipts? I have some from 20 years ago that still look fine.
>>87226465Show me the FWMC stream
>>87226465Link the stream
>>87226226Fuwamoco are autistic about being doxxed or breaking some ramdom rule, showing a paper or a death bug will no doxx them or break any rule
>>87226589they submitted a receipt with their credit card information and the date and time they were at a specific location...
If cover did this but for fans, how much money you think they will make?
>>87226696I would pay a fortune for their used panties.
Maybe they just don't care that much about your chicken, that's okay. Not every holo has to love every other holo.
>>87226696I'd sell my house for one set of panties or the chance to give them both a headpat or a single hair
>>87226790Speculating is dumb. I man back when they canceled FWMC morning, they didn’t specify why they canceled it. Instead of just saying that they were going to go have a bite with Suisex. They are fucking weird.
they should stream Ghost Trick
>>87226790yeah they care about plenty of ENs like uhh...
>>87226941Ame, Mori, Biboo, Nerissa, Haachama
>>87226790it was a whole branch thing, it's not like people are participating in this is a favor to pekora
>>87226941Advent, pink woman, Chammers
Ignoring the fact Ina was also on this, this just gives more merit to them swapping to holoJP for their 1M wish. They've participated in every holoJP event they could while ignoring and barely giving any effort for EN ones
>>87226936It really is a perfect game for them.
What did they auction off? I didn't know they were part of this and just tuned in...
>>87227053No, the 1 million wish is to remove the homo branch
>>87227141Holy baused
>>87227127>their first ever claw machine win which was cute cat donuts pink and blue>the receipt from their order of 100 pon de rings from the akiba mister donut>the cicada they've had on their counter for months
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1844680581466165449
>>87226901Too big
>>87227225wtf this isn't towa
so is 7d2d a weak event? there are lots of members who are either not even participating or just backing out
>>87226901What do you want me to take from the fact that they couldn't submitted their bag because they 'thought it was too plain' but then submit a dead bug and a receupt to this?
Fuwawa wasting the money again...
>>87227141>>87227159And they are rushing to get there asap before they get to do another event. Holy megabaused.
>>87227327Last night abd the first night were great as someone who was watching from the Fauna/Kiara/(Gigi) PoVs. Lots of cute banter, and they along with thebother teams managed to overprepare and crush the first wave.
Is anyone else going to try their luck at the crane games this weekend?
>>87227327Yes, it’s shit.
>>87227510ruffian in christ the crane game isn't going to have hololive for 2 weeks
Some real creepy niggas in here>>87227510No, in 2 weeks I will.
Have they bid on anything?Haven't been watching
>>87227342This auction has half the people do "joke submissions" anon. A dead bug, Shion's half empty tea bottle, Polka's sauce packet.Their bags are just boring with almost nothing in them so they didn't think it would be fun for Kiara's stream.You'll survive.
>>87227633no, they are prepping for their streams today
>>87227650Kronii's was literally just the bag and a phone charger. It's meant to be a look into your oshi's daily life, not some elaborate thing. It was a deliberate snub, whether it was to EN as a whole or just Kiara for some reason
>>87227663Why are they so busy preparing for a 20 mins endurance where they sing LTST and Baudol and then hit 1m
>>87227757they aren't gonna end right at a million, they have to celebrate after and milk SCs
>>87227757It's 1m. There's no shot they will end after a few hours, I fully expect them to go all the way and do a 12 hour stream.
for anyone not here last night extreme love https://gofile.io/d/4cRjDHvillains https://gofile.io/d/NiMnXR
>>87227757They have paypuppies to milk for 2 hours. They don't care so much about the celebrating beyond them crying saying it's all thanks to the Ruffians as they get akas left and right while planning their next JP solo stream and event appearances mid stream
>>87227841>>87227801The post hitting 1m section will just be emotional crying for a bit and then reading samey SCs for 6 hours, what's the prep for?
>>87227853I know this might be a dick thing to ask… But do you happen to have Newissa’s voice pack? Regardless, thanks for your services!
whatd i miss, the auction stream?
Fuwawa and Mococo just bid 200k on Pekora's Mystery Box
okay now FWMC are there bidding on the mystery box
>>87227853Arigatou
FUWAWA ON THE TV
>bidding 200 since they are 2 peopleKek
Rare sighting of Mococo's discord account
>>87227938Nice to see them interacting with HoloJP more
>>87227943Fuwawa and Mococo bid on a mystery box. Other Hololive member being used items and being creepy, Chloe being the only person in Hololvie banned from bidding on something.
>>87227938i want to rape anya
>>87227532>>87227538I forgot it doesn’t all launch the same day. Thanks for reminding me
She's gonna give it to Anya.
kek they thought it was gonna be pekora's monkey and they could trade pets (their cicada)
>>87228028>Chloe being the only person in Hololvie banned from bidding on something.What sis Chloe do be banned from bidding on something?
>>87228155Holy shit, never phone posting again. Look at that
>>87228155she is a Shion obsessed pervert and a half drank tea bottle was up for auction from her
>>87228155Chloe went through the trash to take Shion's used pill packaging
>all four of them will get a mystery boxMystery Box unboxing stream soon then
why are fuwamoco so quick to participate in jp events like these instead of en ones? are we sure they don’t wanna switch branches?
>a lone airpod since Pekora lost the other one>pekora's old sweat stained mousepadhow is she gonna get 3 more copies of this for the others lmao
>>87228327They participated in 7DTD though?
>>87228327they love hololive
>>87228359The others will just get IOUs and Pegora will not apologise.
>>87228367barely, they were ready to drop 2 days worththey didn’t do that for gta, but they did drop a day of enreco. curious
>>87228327How many times are you going to bait with this post
>>87228255>>87228233Interesting, I'm kinda impressed she is so obsessed she was banned from bidding. That's impressive on it's own. a little strange considering some other girls are also obsessed. Like what's she going to do with a half used bottle of tea anyhow?
>>87228403hololive jp*
Would (You) pay 67105 United States Dollars for FuwaMoco's old mousepad?
>>87228467its the same thing
They have hit 997k
>>87228411To prepare and do the 1M endurance, fucking retard
>>87228509they're completely retarded as expectedyou think they would have learned from when they had to reschedule an "endurance" twice and it happened before the stream anyway
>>87228327FWMC belong to the Japanese. It’s just as shrimple as that. Besides, they already confirmed that JP was their first option before settling on EN. If it were up to them, they would’ve happily been in JP right now.
FWMCMORNING cancelled as expected.
>>87228450indirect kiss
>>87228411Bae dropped out of 7d2d at the last moment but joined subaru's collab. Is she changing branch too?
>>87228533that doesn’t excuse how ready they are to eliminate en collabs and solo streams from their schedule
>>87228575Stop larping as tezki, everyone here hates that nigger already
>they cancelled itbruh they are going to reach 1 million before the stream... are they really this dumb???
>>87228450That would without a doubt in my mine use it to masturbate. This is the woman who openly talked about finding a way to get Shions used bathwater so she could cook with and absorb some of her skin flakes and make so Shion in always with her
>>87228609yes
>>87228609bae is a rave attending lazy whore, who cares lol
Am I supposed to feel good about this?
>>87228609Who cares about Bae? This is /baubau/, we anti FWMC here
As an OG holofan who started with holoJP before EN came to be, you just gotta respect thar even nowadays holoJP is like 70% of hololive.hololive will always be Japan centered at its core. Nothing wrong with FUWAMOCO knowing that and wanting to do lots with all the great JP senpai they have. I'm happy to see them make so many connections and watch their collabs too.
>>87228649Holy fucking based pervert orcaI kneel
>>87228649Jesus Christ
>>87228686>he thinks a rave is an orgymaybe try leaving your house once in a while
>>87228609bae is an even worse culpritshe only participated in the first and last days of enreco, only 5 days of gta, and backed out of 7d2d completely
I feel like they could have still done fwmc morning and just told everyone to unsub for the moment to delay the 1m
>fwmc morning droppedspeak of the fucking postponing devil kek
>>87228771I already dislike Bae simply because she has a tattoo
so what happens when they hit 998k in 4 hours and 999k in 8?
>if an EN organizes a week long event you HAVE TO participate even if you don't enjoy the game, ok?Sorry but JP or not GTA was just way more fun.
>>87228819of what?
They did say they would end the stream immediately if they reached 997k, so I understand why they cancelled. I would have rather they hit 1M during FWMC morning since it is excellent and admirable content. But they are the kind of silly women who want their 1 million stream to be special (I'm going to bot them over it around noon, basically taking their precious first time)
>>87228849I dunnoSomeone only said she has a tattoo
>>87228861>spoilerif you aren’t larping, i’m planning on doing the same
>>87228861They're the retards that are now going to stay up all night and be exhausted for the 1M endurance when they could have just done it yesterday and gotten it in a normal time. Now they're still at risk of getting it before the 1M stream even starts.I swear they have no fucking idea at all about planning things so what they're able to accomplish despite being full on retards is inspirational
>>87228894>believing shit you read about Bae in /baubau/she goes to onsens
>>87228943>I swear they have no fucking idea at all about planning things so what they're able to accomplish despite being full on retards is inspirationalThey're pretty great, yeah.
>>87228943Yeah I agree, this is on them. They should have done the 1M rush stream like two days ago already.Then we could have had a proper 5 hour long endurance to it with a great finale.
I was looking forward to starting my day off on the right paw but whatever. I guess I'll just have a shit day.
>>87228997Go back to sleep, ojisan. Morning is cancelled.
they should have just turned FWMC-M into an endurance streamthis is lame
Is it wrong that now I want them to hit 1million before the endurance stream?
Hey ruffians, I'm not subscribed to them but I'm going to during their endurance stream. This much effort should be rewarded. I like the fuzzy one more but fluffy is autistic in a funny way.
>>87228997Anon, I'm cheering for you today.
>>87228997With that attitude I hope you do.
>>87228986they were probably afraid they wouldn't be able to hit it yet and failing your endurance stream is pretty embarrassing
>>87229073Thanks friend. The real secret is that they're both bautistic
>>87229072I know what you mean. I kinda want them to be punished for miscalculating so badly and robbing us of real endurancekino...But they're still my oshi and I love them so overall I'd rather them be happy...
They should move up the endurance stream the moment they hit 998k
It's amazing how they're gonna hit 1 million by not streaming and cancelling streams.
