Now that the dust has settled, who would you fuck, marry, or kill, /vt/? All three of them are bad bitches that will fuck your day up if you cross them, not only that, but they’re also stacies of their social group and legions of men are ready to do their beck and call with no hesitation whatsoever.
>>87257877Buy an ad.
>>87257877The only correct choice is to marry Lumi due to her wanting to be a tradwife, fuck Miia because she's an autist and will never have another chance to get laid, and kill white lumi because she's evil.
But they are all Veibae?
>>87257877kill kill kill
>>87258394Lumi has the innate desire to be a tradwife but doesn't have the capacity for it. She's entertaining enough while streaming, but I can't imagine being able to put up with her shit as a girlfriend.
>>87257877Marry and fuck Lumi, ignore the two others because I don't know who they are.
>>87258597You just have to give Lumi a chance, she can cook and clean and she's great with children, she has self-doubt, but who doesn't.
>>87257877who's the third?
>>87257877I will fuck LumiI will marry LumiI will kill Lumi
>>87259340Miia
>>87257877>>87258394>>87258597>>87259202lumi larps as wanting to be a tradwife because she knows that's what appeals to her audience. she'd be terrible at it and hate it in reality. and without a strong financial motive to keep up the song & dance up would either quickly leave you or trade up for someone wealthier/more powerful. that's why pick-mes are hated aside from femoids who just hate girls for being more attractive than them.
>>87259202>>87259458Part of the tradwife thing is acting as a support for the husband that's earning the income and creating a positive environment. There's no way she'd be anything besides a constant whiny bitch creating emotional and mental stress in the home. She's completely unable to see beyond her own viewpoint, which is important for being a supporting role.
>>87257877fuck, fuck, fuck, and then I kill myself for catching cooties.
>>87257877I wouldnt touch any of these aids infested vtubers
>>87259830if you've ever watched videos of "tradwife influencers" you'll realize REALLY fast that it's a massive load of bullshit. Shit like making cereal from scratch or putting store-bought carrots in the ground to make it look like you grew them. it's not just that it's absurd; it's clearly MEANT to be absurd. they're not selling you the idea of a traditional lifestyle, they're just encouraging you to be proud of how profoundly retarded they think you are.
>>87259982They're pure and virginal
>>87260464Anon, some of them are genuine
>>87261906bullshit.either way, lumi sure as shit isn't.
>>87257877Kill, rape and kill, kill then rape.
>>87262424This doesn't make sense
>>87257877Sex with Vei. I don't know the other two.
Marry is the only correct answer for Lumi
>>87257877I would marry Miia. She’s a cute autist and unlike Vei and Lumi, she’s a sweet girl.
>>87257877I would marry Vei if I’m being honest. She’s pretty much what every man wants in a woman.
>>87257877Why does /vt/ hate these three women again? Aren’t they mostly inoffensive or is this one of those instances where femanons can’t control their emotions.
>>87257877Can't i just kill all three and be done with it?
>>87266477She's an annoying, catty whore who's probably done a thousand men. I don't think most men want that, I certainly don't
>>87268192No, you have to fuck one and marry the other.
kill lumidon't care about the rest
>>87257877I don't know who they are because I only watch Hololive.
>>87268835That's such a cuck mindset
>>87268951Because I don't have time for a bunch of different girls, or because I refuse to judge these women without knowing them?
>>87257877Fuck fuck fuck
>>87269222Lumi, Vei and Miia deserve some attention as well
>>87269345That's fine, I just don't have the spare attention to give. Watching girls play games for 5+ hours is hard when I want to play games 5+ hours and I have a job.
>>87260464I don't know how traditional it is, but making cereal from scratch sounds insanely cool though.
>>87269453Sounds like a skill issue
>>87257877I would marry Vei, I'm certain I can fix her and make her a tradwife
>>87257877Kill, Kill, and Kill
I like Lumi's model, which is basically a Veibabe copy/paste, and her super sexy outfits. I dislike her voice and personality and I highly doubt anybody that stream, and even worse, vtubing has any possibility of being a trad wife. One of the main traits necessary to be a streamer is basically being an extreme narcissist. A person like that would never even respect their husband because deep inside what they actually want is the attention of others and to be worshipped by strangers.
>>87272963>A person like that would never even respect their husband because deep inside what they actually want is the attention of others and to be worshipped by strangers.You can change her for the better
>>87269499it's cool, but when tradfags are doing it it's entirely one-off and performative.
i'd fuck vei and make soda watchI'd marry vei and have soda attend the weddingthen i'd kill soda and keep vei as my wife.
>>87271928Are you gay, anon?
>>87257877Kill x3
Fuck Vei, marry Lumi, kill literally who
>>87277730Why would you kill Miia? She's innocent
>>87257877I would Miia, she’s pretty cool and autistic so it would be fun, I would fuck Lumi, and kill Vei
>>87269816It's called employment, anon
>>87266477Fffffffdddddddddddasdgshsubaubauabaubarkbarkbark
kill vei and lumiI don't know who the third one is so might as well fuck her
>>87257877eww kill all, get better taste
>>87282121No other woman can match them in beauty and personality.
>>87266477She looks like a generic white woman
>>87257877Lumi, my beloved
>>87280813>kill vei and lumiWhy kill them?
>>87257877Marry:Lumifuck: the literal whokill: Vei
>>87257877fuck vei, marry lumi, kill miia(that leech bitch is fucking annoying)
>>87257877can i kill them all then fuck them after?
>>87290505No
>>87257877>marrynigga it's 2024
I wish I was veibae's dog.
>fuck veiShould be obvious why. No longevity or consistency possible with this woman. Dead bedroom in waiting.>marry lumiShe's neurotic as hell, but hear me out>russian aristocracy genes (basically an entirely different species to the peasant of those areas)>guaranteed she won't get fat>has some household skills>has actual interest in some stuffThis is the key thing that I think has potential. Most women, even the interesting ones don't really care about the abstract, which means you will run out or get bored of the day to day topics. Being able to talk about history, relationships in an abstract sense, and stuff like that with your girlfriend has to be liberating. I'm sparing Mia, she didn't do anything wrong. Kiss on the forehead.
>>87257877kill, fuck, marry obviously
>>87263512
>>87258597Lumi seems like shed actually make a good 3d gf. Like shes actually a functional person irl
>>87268835Extremely based, holy shit
>>87269345stop begging
Lumi, you should focus on making your content more appealing and entertaining.Trying to appeal to fucking VT of all places is NOT a good career strategy.
Marry LumiAdopt her autistic little sisterShoot Vei twice
>>87293691>Like shes actually a functional person irlExcept the parts that isn't.
>>87257877Lumi's an annoying bitch, so I kill her.Vei's heart belongs to another man, so I will fuck her.I don't know who the bitch on the right is, but I will marry her simply because she is the only remaining option. Hopefully she's good!
>>87295373>I don't know who the bitch on the right isThat's Miia, she's like Lumi, except she's a genuine autistic.
>>87295430Good autistic or bad autistic?
>>87295449A little bit of A and a little bit of B
>>87257877Do we have to do this?
>>87257877Marry Lumi, Fuck Vei, kill the other one since I don't know who she is.
>>87266477>>87271599if you think you can fix vei after seeing how her relationship with soda is going you need to go out and touch some grass or consult a medical professional because that is some high level delusion. she is a high highs low lows type of person but you get lows 9 times out of 10
>>87297765They’re doing fine
>>87297899yeah I know, but it's not because vei is good relationship material. I don't know many people, let alone streamers, that would treat her like her current boyfriend does
>>87257877Fuck Lumi, because she seems like a freak. Marry Vei, because she has now been groomed to be a trad wife. Kill the one I didn't mention because I don't know who she is.
>>87257877I take the 3 of them to olive garden
>>87297765Soda has the money to keep her entertained and the patience to put up with her ADHD outburst, and also somewhat enjoys it. Vei is literally a woman child, who ironically enjoys Soda talking down to her like a father. Soda has trust issues with women, but because vei is an introvert he knows where she is at all the time.They enjoy each other's hobbies or will try them. Soda is willing to hang out with Vei's friends, while Vei is selective of which of Soda's friends she meets, I believe she has really bad social anxiety. They both get along great with each other's family. Their relationship works because they both have the ability to accept each others weaknesses and work around them. Also some of their flaws are things they are attracted too. Not any person could make a relationship with Vei work. Soda is the anomaly, and ended up suiting each other's needs.
>>87298606>I don't know many people, let alone streamers, that would treat her like her current boyfriend doesQRD?Marry none, kill all. Vtubers are fine to watch but are toxic people to be around, 100% behind the scens there are a ton of snakes.
>>87299479NTA but basically what this guy said: >>87299452soda is the anomaly because he is a very weird streamer in general. he has been streaming for so long that there's nothing more for him to achieve. compared to an average content creator he has basically no ego or ambition related to his career. he has been recently talking about how as he went older he realised that there are far more important things in life than streaming and he'd rather focus on those. all that results in him being very devoted to vei, both online and offline. he was very invested in his streamer wow guild, had a 100k ccv stream doing the raid with them and he completely dropped it all without batting an eye to support vei when her father died. they didn't do christmas with his family either, he stopped streaming and existing socailly for almost two months just to be with her and make sure she's good enough to start streaming too. also I don't think vei is a second coming of satan like some schizos will have you believe, but I do think she is very immature and definitely lets the brainworms take a hold of her sometimes, both when it comes to streaming and in private
>>87257877marry lumifuck veikill wait who even is dis
>>87262028I find this kind of parasocialism funny. You actually wouldn't know without further investigation through observing a girl's parents for example or those with the most similar behavior around her / influences.
>>87260464yeah its as big a grift as those off grid homesteader influencers
Do people not know about Miia? She's one of the largest indies.
>>87257877What’s even good about vei
chaaaaatt-uh
>>87303578Everything
>vei I don't deserve to so much as touch her bare akin. All I deserve is being naked at her feet leashed and collared licking her boots.
I watched miia play roblox with marimari once. she's a retard
>>87257877Never watched the one on the right but kill lumi fuck vei
>>87261906no. traditionalist women don't grift in the entertainment industry, but are busy at home raising their kids and gossipping on fakebook.
>>87268401I'd rather kms tbdesu
>>87257985no
>>87312570No
>>87306275How retarded is she?
no
>>87257877Miia: marry, she seems cute and artsyVei: fuck, but only in a hazmat suitph*se bitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxoAw_FLUXE
>>87307797Lies
>>87326645You may be the biggest retard on this board, and that’s saying something
>>87325123Why do you hate Lumi
>>87257877The only right choice is to marry Lumi, fuck the literal who, and kill Vei
>>87328171the answer should be obvious from the fact I didn't even use her name.
>>87257877Those three are all the same
>>87330684Tell us
>>87333733The Trinity of Whores?
>>87336616No, they're pure girls
>>87336422last hint: I censored the corpo's name, too
>>87257877Lumi is the most viable to be for tradwife, so I’ll marry her. Miia is autistic, so I’ll fuck her, if only out of pity. And I’ll kill vei
>>87343670>Lumi is the most viable to be for tradwifeDon't make jokes
>>87257877Is their mother cursed only to have vtubers who are mentally ill?
>>87351728Yes
>>87257877Why are they sticking out their tongues
>>87357815Because they're bitches
>>87361173how?
>>87293201>russian aristocracy genesso a german?
IS LUMI A TRAD WIFE OR NOTDOES SHE HATE IT OR NOTLUMI I KNOW YOU ARE WATCHING THIS PLEASE REPLY
>>87362898Lumi is a tradwife. The way she dotes on her younger brother pretty much seals the deal
>>87293201>neuroticI never got that vice from her
>>87257877>fuck veibae (she is a whore so surely she must be good at it)>marry miia (cute autustic girls are the most loyal ones>kill lumi (her tradwife pandering is a blatant larp, she is not even good at it. anyone who believes her have never spoken to a woman before)
wow the 'people' in this thread aren't retards100% marry lumi, I don't watch the other 2 enough to tell them apart.
>>87364778>>kill lumi (her tradwife pandering is a blatant larp, she is not even good at it. anyone who believes her have never spoken to a woman before)You have to trust Lumi
>>87257877when will Lumi and vei gonna collab?
>>87366609Vei hates vtubers, vtuber fans, and doesn't collab. That's like the one thing I like about her. Collabs fucking suck.
>>87366693Isn't she a vtuber?
>>87367311Yes. Never met someone that hates their own and thinks they're one of the good ones?
Matomiia was better when she used her roastie model. It's better when roasties look like roasties in 2d form so I can avoid them.
>>87258394>fuck Miia because she's an autist and will never have another chance to get laid,She is literally just a run of the mill millennial woman, her distinction being she is a cardio bunny at her local gym (and probably a slut).
>>87300633>I find this kind of parasocialism funny. You actually wouldn't know without further investigation through observing a girl's parents for example or those with the most similar behavior around her / influences.Her parents hate each other, both are 'career' people but her mom is more successful.
>>87367687But Vei is one of the good ones
>>87369047The only good thing about Vei is that she only plays good games but that's only because she only plays what her bf recommends.
One night in nyanners pussy.
>>87369720She plays good games in an infuriating way. Making dick jokes at every dialogue line, drops them half way through etc. Like what's the point of her picking a game with sovl like Gothic2 only to never get anywhere? Or playing through Limgrave for the 5th time, 90% of the time spent on character creation.It's better than standard just chatting garbage or FOTM collab slop everyone else is doing, I guess.
>>87362956She's a hot single woman and enjoys going out. Take a guess.
>>87257877Lumi wishes. She's a pale, nerdy girl pretending to be a stacey, but I will break her.
>>87258597Right. She isn't Christian, which is a deal breaker.
>>87371507does she happen to belong to a certain other Abrahamic faith? not Islam, duh
>>87371507But she is Christian
>>87373218No, she’s a Catholic
>>87257877Lumi on all 3
