Lucky Star Edition Last thread: >>87247674TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>87307100/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>87307117amen
>>87307117Amen
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No i don't want to wait 8 hours for Holomarches, give it to me NOW or i'll beat up the jester>>87307117Amen
>>87307339ill beat up the jester anyways
>>87307117Koimen
>>87308277UGLYLAZYUNPROFESSIONALWHORE
Why so many sour grapes this early?Leader cute as always, menshi love
Inscryption really tickled Shinri's brain in just the right way, I'm so glad he played it. Hope some of the other boys finish it so he can nerd out with them about the lore
>>87308400*slaps his ass and watches it jiggle* let me pump a LORE-d into you
>>87308307many people are saying this
>>87308400>Hope some of the other boys finish ithahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAi hope so too
>>87308727despite his best efforts, that ass is too flat to jiggle
>>87309073looking into it
>>87308400I must fill this man with my genetic loreor make him play Pony Island
>>87309917He'll definitely play Pony Island in the future, specially with a big sequel in development.
Screaming like Homerrrrrhttps://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1844625234411815298
>>87310160
>>87310160why is a fall guy getting crushed
>if bettel and axel were on their own in japan they'd go hard and probably die without supervision
>>87310710checks out with hakka and shinri having to babysit their drunkasses during japan
bettel makes his late 20s sound like he's 65 god he's so depressing sometimes
He's calling Shinri and Vesper ancient!
>>87310922but how many are there?
>>87311047forget about that. posted in the wrong thread.
>>87311198You won't fool me! North South, Milton Quilton and Edward Tudor for Cabinet!
>>87311198>>87311257KEK
>>87311266Ruzavio fucking and Jutard on the cuck chair
>>87311324He's just jealous because Jurard got to MS Paint sext with Ruze and he didn't
is Shinri gonna overlap HoloMarches session 0? it starts at his regular time slot
>>87312230session 0 is just a trailer
>>87312391ah gotcha, I thought they were all supposed to be there since others had it on their schedule
>>87311366Ruze did prod Tavi to start one with him too but I guess the puppetman is playing hard to get
>>87312230
Late and last thread but just to answer>>87304011Yes, it's a player character. He might seem familiar because it's just the dude from LOTR
>Holomarches TONIGHT
>>87312909this sounds like a ramble shinri would have four hours into a zatsu
>>87312553all of the boys have pre-recorded segments introducing themselves but its just a demo reel explanation tonight iirc
jeffrey yabbed...
>flayon would fucking decimate me>I feel like if you’re getting in fights you’re not thinking
>>87313770Termination when?
>>87311785have fun if any of you are here
Excited for Holomarches
>>87313770Jeffrey was the magbaby anon...
>>87313770I remember when I went to watch a Jeffrey streak back then and he accidentally showed his underwear and I wanted to gouge my eyes out
Honk shoooo honk shoooio
I need axel's birthday to arrive already, I need the Axelotls posting fanart again
>>87307100my darling darling freeeeeeez shinri's eggs
>>87311785>>87314246Yeah...Please share how cute my hermanito was if anyone /here/ went to anime impulse orz
>>87307332the Memento necklaces are now available btwhttps://mementostop.com/collections/Holostars-English-TEMPUS
The thought of actually talking to my oshi at a meet and greet or whatever terrifies me, I don't know how people do it
>>87318655>Delivery not available for my countryWell fuck you I guess
>>87318655out of curiosity did anyone buy their first run of merch? not looking to buy them but I'm surprised they were successful enough to do a second round since I never saw any fan photos of them
>>87318935They're pretty good with asking you questions and keeping the conversation going when they notice you're not talking much.
>>87319103That would help. I think I just wouldn't end up saying anything meaningful and feel pretty lame... but I suppose they don't really care about that anyway.
flayon should a blow a load in me
>>87318935I like to think that I would keep my cool and just thank him for everything, but I would probably shake like jello if it actually happened
PILOT ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExDelfPGH4Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExDelfPGH4Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExDelfPGH4Q
>hakka freeloads off flayon's netlfix accountkek
>i love you birbymechabirbros we are so fucking back
>>87322873That's what friends are for
>>87322924they never left they just reveled in our tears giggled and paywalled us
Red cat in silent hill early telly
>>87323099wrong thread
>>87323150Bro I'm talking about the one in this thread dummy
>>87323189No cats in Holostars though
>>87323710Yes there is
>>87323710then whose pussy was i eating last night???
>>87323813FWNBAC
>>87323971mreow
>>87323813True, we have Luca
>>87324022omg, luca chan....
>>87323971He is one
>>87324010Ugly nigga
>>87324022Cute cat but nu
>>87324173No u uno reverse card
>>87324173fuck you nigga
neuter flayon
>>87317514The dingo is so precious, I want all the good things for him. I want to spoil and pamper him for his birthday no matter what.
>shinri spamming fanart again>it's all shit>check hashtag>it's all shitwhat happened to all the good shinri artists?
>>87324762stealing the sperm from flay's removed balls and having infinite flaybies with the sisterwives! TwT
>>87308400Hes just pandering to women more lately
>>87325068Show an example
>>87325171>card game autism is "pandering" now
>>87325171how does that relate to the post you replied to
>>87311785please god who do I need to suck off to get an east coast meet and greet
>>87325171retard
>>87325560me
>>87325560me too
>>87323956why did you eat Jerryturn??? axel will be depressed again
>>87311785hakka you whore, showing off your twinky arms
>>87325828>>87325889alright get over here anons
>>87326417value yourself more machiroonor else you'll end up like the axelotls
>>87326584if it's for my cute pilot meet up I'll sexually subjugate as many anons as it takes
The silence is deafening
Noot Noot
hakker is getting molested at the meat and greet...https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1845236195845943414
>>87328263By me
if he says babygirl one more time I think I might rip my skin off
>>87328263>meat and greet
imagine having a child with your oshi and then breaking your generational traumas and curses
I already miss my wife
>>87329645nah, we're both asian. trauma runs deep.
>weaponized incompetenceaxelaltarebettelflayongoldbullet (to go suck dicks)
>>87330387your wife is about to spend a lot of time with another man
>>87330411axelotl...cultare...koi...sorawrity...poppet...
why do so many artists draw hakka with brown skin? like, i know why, but I don't understand how that makes sense. his model is white as fuck and clearly japanese themed. why do they brownwash him. they could at least give him tan lines, that would be hot
>>87331141He suffers from vitiligo
>>87331141unironic sjw doxxniggers who disrispect himthey don't care about or like hakka, they just love that they have a token brown person to ruin with their bullshit
>>87331141learn to draw and draw him how you like then. leave artists alone
>>87331409found one of the brownwashers
>>87331141The brownification of anime/pop culture media is pretty rampant across the online space. His accent says empañada so his skin must be roasted, but apart from that, his emblem is brightness and he’s very energetic/peppy/warm with his feelings. Characters who are youthful and give a spirit of adventure or going outside often get hit with the tan ray to make them physically have a warm glow.
>>87331844Axel gets that to an extent too, his model is white as paper but when drawn with other boys he is usually tanner than them. I assume because he is so outgoing
>>87331844so we should just continually chain ourselves to our pre-existing notions and never allow anything that strays from it? hakka can only be bright and adventurous when he is brown?you are unironically saying that him being tan is more important to his personality than his actual personality
>>87332064I’d like it if more people took the opportunity to draw him with his canonically vitamin deficient ashy grey-green skin and play up the goth/metal/corruption angle, actually.
>>87331141>>87331844>>87332064I'm sure it's just leaking over from the "other" design, not that deep.
>>87331409Go back twittranny
IdolEN just announced female Bettel kek
>>87331409>ArtistsMost of these brown/blackwashing types unironically think doing so is a "style choice" and cannot actually draw to save their lives. They deserve all the ridicule they get.
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1845255341052715225
>>87330908It’s ogey, I’m into it
>>87332612We already have Brin Brenrose and Bau Baus
>>87331141leaking from other design and hakka has mentioned he is hispanic, so some assume hispanic = brown.
>>87332705No no but it's literally a jester with the same colors and clothing patterns
>>87332666i think the brown art the OG poster was talking about is a person's who art is used a lot for thread banners kek
we like brown skin here
>>87332708>other designqrd pls if it's not doxx or pl shit
>>87332708>so some assume hispanic = brown.You ever watch his handcams bro
>>87332906doxx shit sadly so won't send>>87332941i don't i'm not a hakkito
>>87332810Is it tho?
>>87333245Its an ok design, but the shark teeth are unnecessary
>>87333245Je n'aime pas les femmes
Bros...
>>87333245>name is literally poppet + puppetmaster theme>magenta/purple and orange like phantom
>>87333401Oh shit it's at the same time as Shinri's Crow Country, I've been waiting so long for him to play it...
>>87333401KINO SOON
I have to pick between mama and holomarches, why is life like this.
>>87333354>shark teeth>unnecessaryshit taste
>>87332810 you actually made me check their twitter. it's similar but different enough for me. funny thing is the art for their debut song looks like a knock off version of rebellion from advent kek
>>87333510ruze and shinri hate (You)
>>87333245bettels and octavios buttbaby
>>87333510>I have to pick between mama and holomarches, why is life like this.It's an ep 0, you can watch it later or on a 2nd tab
>>87332219do it yourself instead of dictating others. or commission them if you care about canon so much
>>87333401I'm so hyped
>>87333550It actually reminded me of that art Pako sensei made a long time ago that had Mori in it
>>87333510BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>>87333969MOTHERFUCKER
>>87332906>>87333534
>>87333510ep 0 is just an intro to all the character's and world, plus mama usually takes 15min for the game to actually start. so you should have some time
Magni and Vesper really took town the entire fan community with them
>>87333969AXEL COMING IN WITH THE CHAIR
>>87333969EVERY TIME
>>87332673Flayon can teleport!?
>>87333969This reminded me or Hakka calling him out for always overlapping people out of nowhere, including Hakka's first ever unarchived karaoke with his own unarchived karaoke KEK
>>87334417Maybe Hakka should do those streams at his normal timeslot
>>87334831You tell him Axel
so will ruze's holomarches session 0 be a collab or is it just loredumping with some character mentions? I have no idea how any of this nerd shit works
>>87335351Pre recorded stuff. Probably a narrated, maybe animated, introduction of the world, its races, politics, and then a brief self introduction of each of the characters. He'll probably explain how the sessions are gonna work, maybe even a schedule, throughout the week.
i will milk flayon
>>87335351lore dump on world and characters
ARS gifted spammers in full force again
HOLOMARCHES SESSION 0 / TRAILER ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!https://youtu.be/cvkkH4VPU7ghttps://youtu.be/cvkkH4VPU7ghttps://youtu.be/cvkkH4VPU7g
RUZE ON THE HOLOMARCHES EPISODE 0 TELLYhttps://youtu.be/cvkkH4VPU7ghttps://youtu.be/cvkkH4VPU7ghttps://youtu.be/cvkkH4VPU7g
THE FUCKING MARCHES ON THE TELLY
/MANS/ what the fuck happened and why is the chat members only
KINO TIME
MAMA ON THE HAKKITO COUNTRY TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrz4P_QzoJshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrz4P_QzoJshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrz4P_QzoJs
>>87336017Thank you, Ruze.
>>87335926>>87335938YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
>>87336056LOW POLY MAMA
YIPEEEE
Now I can do my obligatory single chat to be gifted!
>>87336285I will pay attention to any npc chat to track you down
>>87336264lowpolyri!!
> Told he won't read the memberships and super chats> Ruzaders keep sending them anywayskek i love ruzaders
>>87336399BORGAR
junior voice HATE in advance
>Announcement laterAyo?
>>87336574Why you hate?
HOLOMARCHES LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Maestro rabu
>the gameYOU JUST LOST
ruzaders, nuke the chat with gifted chips… I DARE YOU
LORE
>>87336635CABINET IKZ
Why does Ruze likes that ugly dead raccoon hat asset so much?
> On them to set up timesthere goes bettel only showing up once kek
>players make the schedule>names all the laziest anti-schedulersI truly hope the boys pull out all the stops for him
>>87336738kys
>>87336895If they don't, I shall simply break their legs.
>>87336895They couldn't even make their characters without him chasing them down
>>87336803Needs to remind everyone that his hair is long, similar to Bettel's ugly facial hair
>>87336895Hey Axel is always up to a collab as long as he's free. It's the others that don't schedule anything, Axel more often than not goes out of his way to grab people and make a stream happen.
>will read questions and answer them later>still reads and answers them immediatelyRuze....
>completely original worldCover autism
This reminds me of Sora daisenpai’s commentary on HQ debut about how much she adores rpg themes and wants to adventure too. I hope clippers translate this so those who are interested in JP or other regions can enjoy it.
did he commission a sexy lizardman to bait hakka into playing
Alright, the rules of cool over the rules are the rules. Not opposed to that.
So it's super open ended for lore reasons, in case anyone outside of Holostars wants to join and be part of it.That's cool.
FUCK DA RULES
bros I have heard Ruze explain the concept of Westmarches for so long that it feels like I could repeat his spiel on it. I'm stupid and almost referred to his speech as this.
https://x.com/sa_x_la/status/1845268710895841290
>>87337416and yet people are still wildly confused about it, which is why he's doing this concise stream to stop repeating it
I used to dabble in map-making... I might do it again.
>>87337275HolostarsEN translated clips now are mostly Indonesian or Traditional Chinese.
>>87337416I promise West Marches isn't that hard to understand. Sounds complicated, but is way easier in practice
>>87336696Hakkers rabu
> Non-implemented species can enter through cursesThat's actually kino as hell. I love how much Ruze characters for these lazy assholes who don't feel like reading what has been created or not
>>87337646Rio rabu rabu
>someone is a thieflingProbably Altare if I had to guess
we all should work together to submit a /mans/ oc for some weak common enemy
>>87336696>>87337646>>87337742Blurple RABU RABUdon't have an image with the three of them
The weapon mastery changing with rest is also lame, we scrapped that from our current campaign.
>>87337509zombie shinri, my beloved
What furry races are there for Hakka to pick?
>>87334135Why are they low 3views then
>>87337938ruze already shown a lizard man
>>87337938Lizardmen
>>87337601Oh, no, my retardation is my inability to spell and almost calling the explanation a pokemon.. Ruze has given his explanation so often that this is probably the quickest way anyone could explain West Mwarches.
>>87337828Jeffrey the old and senile doctor that plays games by himself
>>87337938Hakka is a scaly, not furry. In that sense there are lizardmen and dragonborns. He could be an eagle, crow (don't recommend), a turtle, a cat... Or he can just be a Druid and transform into different lizards regardless of his own race
>>87337997Also makes diaper jokes about the king of Rann
>>87338244kek
>>87338244KEKI'll have to upgrade my membership...
>>87337997would he be lawful evil?
>Six distinct narratives and plotlinesRuze, you absolute madlad.
How quick will this fall apart? Or does it have legs?
>>87338357ruze said anyone can submit dungeons, monsters and art herehttps://forms.gle/qEYbh5GkFi7swdN8A
>>87338384This is Ruze's project first and foremost, if others abandon he'll just get new people interested on it and Ruzaders will be there for it.
>>87338384I will personally shatter the ribcages of every boy that lets Ruze down.
Will Ruze sic a false hydra on the boys
>>87338384I have faith in Ruze's ability to maintain it so it depends on how much the boys want to play or if he can recruit some indies
>>87338384The fact that he is willing to go outside of Stars means it has legs.
Go prep for your karaoke retards
>>87338384I can see Armis and Hakka sticking with it for a while, the rest of Tempus will likely drop off though.
JEFFREY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD
STAKES>STAKESSTAKES>STAKESSTAKES>STAKESSTAKES>STAKES
>>87338638I see Shinri sticking with it if Ruze feeds him lore
>No revivalFlayon will TPK first day
>DIE IN THE GAME, DIE IRL!!
>>87338638>PermadeathThe trio of babygamers will drop off but not by choice...
>>87338698Flayon will die to a bee and quit forever
bets on who is dying first?
>>87338690>>87338716I FUCKING LOVE PERMADEATH
>>87338698You spelled altare wrong
>>87338695Now I have the mental picture of the fat koi in the pond eating a literal spoonful of koi food from someone above the water.
So bettel is fucking dying in session 1 then
>>87338384He will personally invite Yagoo himself if he needs to
I'm glad Jurard is almost painfully stubborn
Rest in pieces, Bettel.
Permadeath sounds like a bad idea for a group of relative newcomers
>>87338384Armis + Axel + Shinri + Hakka is probably already enough. Personally hoping for Apollo and Jowol to join too, i feel like they'd be great.
I know jack about TTRPG and I assume he's done talking rules, autists, what are your opinions on his DM choices for the campaign? All good?
I remember dying in my first session because my DM thought it would be cool to make Lv3 enemies fight us and drop a fire bolt on our head and I was extremely unlucky with my die rolls, then he revived me with the NPC that was in the party and I completely lost interest
>>87338798bettel will want to drop out after session 1 but max luck keeps his character alive and bettellion will keep pestering him about when he'll return eventually his character commits suicide
>>87338792
>>87338798Bettel will run like a retard, die to a trap and never show up again
>>87338384He's willing to allow anyone to join and already has people backing him, that itself already gives it a pretty solid standing.
>>87339078>Bettel's first turnhttps://youtu.be/PzKo1JPNf4s
>>87339144KEK
>>87338964Jowol is a cool nigga
PLAYER CHARACTERS
Player characters time
gulp
>>87338927He's talked about having a player who insisted doing something that guaranteed permadeath and giving them MULTIPLE forms of warning that it'll result in permadeath. He'd probably do the same for the boys. I would say that they'll be fine as long as they aren't completely retarded. However, since they are completely retarded, bets on who gets made an example and dies in a blaze of shame?
Alright, let's see what monstrosities they've created...
LEADEEEER
>sorcererNooo, give me a Cleric
That's cute, like a filming for a porno and giving out your name and occupancy.
SKINNY ELF SORCEROR LEADER
Altare made a Drizzt lol
>>87339144LMAO KEK
>>87339499Why is that the first thing you associate it with, the fuck
highest stat charisma, huh...
Ruze prepared some answers for them but I only noticed Altare was giving answers midway through, didn't even get to read the questions themselves
I feel like Flayon is going to be the one playing this campaign on hard mode
>>87339473> -1 wisdom> -1 intellegence
My charismatic but weak sorcerer Leader…
>sorcererthese are Jurard (de)buffs
>>87339656 (Me)>prepared some answersprepared some questions*
>>87339699Yeah, he made a Jurard, which is pretty funny
Is ruze releasing these clips as shorts? He should.
Is that how I should have sent my application to Cover?
MONK AXEL KEK
Ruze please use the new Monk ruleset, please... Monks are finally decent
Axel made a teenage delinquent with a heart of gold
>Axel loves being a shotagaki
A monk with a -1 constitution is crazy, but just like Axel.
THEY CHOSE TO BE JOBBERS
Axel, but that is just you
God bless you Axel
ruze is calling his character ass KEK
Axel chose to make charisma his second highest stat...
>He warned them>They still just chose the retarded optionSasuga
NINE HITPOINTSAxel is fucking insane kek
Hq made jobber characters
>CALLED OUT FOR JUST MAKING DNDAXEL
>>87339949oh god I was too busy staring at the CON
>human fightersasuga bettel
THE BETSER
>fucking -2 intelligence
WHAT IS IT WITH THE BRAWLERS HAVING NEGATIVE CONSTITUTION AND NO HP????
Bets on anyone getting a lower INT?
>"Noble">"Wealth"
bettel wants to be british
>Bettel also made a Jurard
>>87340095Weak ass melee: Now with an AC of 12!
>None of them are putting Charisma as their dump statTravelling band of conmen could be kino
>>87340078So you’re saying it’s perfect for a noob
The negative luck nullified the classic luck. Needless to say, I will be tuning in.
>The Count>European coded>NobleAH AH AH
>All CHA and no WISExploration and discovery really will be fucking wild.
> Has one the best rolls> Ass distributionsKEK
>Lizardman
FLAYON IS THE LIZARDMANMECHABIRB
is flayon a lizard so hakka might fuck him again
>Flayon is a lizardmanMechabird isn't coming back redman, it's over
I like that the dice are colored to the player. Cute.Oh shit they are recording this in a call with Ruze? I love that!
>>87340386>>87340404>>87340405UUUUUUUUU
Flayon's character is a schizo
>>87340422>Oh shit they are recording this in a call with Ruze? I love that!?
He yapped for so long that some of them had to be clipped off LMAO
>>87340422Probably the best way to do it, building a character on screen seems very hit or miss
>Racial Lisp
Oh, Flayon is into it. Sick.
Did that caption say xenocuni
Seven hit points...
this what ruze meant hakka and jurard just played themself kek
>Hakka got decent INTShocking
>>87340664ToT
>>87340422I forget which stream it was last week but at the end of one of them Bettel mentioned recording something for session 0 so I'm assuming it was this.
>>87340682Funniest shit in DnD is that a level 1 Wizard can be actually solo'd to death by a housecat.
Love this glass canon bird
>>87340481The little interview prerecording wasn't homework they turned in. You can hear Ruze answer Flayon's question in the recording. He was there with them.
smol birb
>heavy emphasis on flavour and vibes
Hakka's character species btw
>Hermit the Tiefling
Of course Shinri would be a tiefling...
NO DEBUFFS MAMA YEAAAAAH
DRUID MAMA, LET'S GO. Thieflings are cool tooHopefully Ruze uses the new Druid rules otherwise Shinri is gonna get his brain melted
Mama was the tiefling all along
MAMA TIEFLING WHOS NAKED
>>87340687Didn't he say that when talking about Axel?
>Forest elf>Hermit tieflingShintare folks, status?
I'm listening Shirin twice and my head hurts
Oh, Shinri is so IN to this. This is going to be great with Ruze using the environment as its own character.
Shinri is going to be Tarzan...
LMAO banchou with the -2 WIS
>Another noble human
Meathead has strength, at least.
>LORD GODKING GODWYNKek
Barbarian, nice.I bet this is the class Ruze is gonna mix the rules the most because WoC changed a lot of things about the class
GODKING KEK
God, he's so stupid and cute
Between all the different collab groupings (Woven Jobbers, Grounded, SSXK, SSRuze, etc) we should be able to get some damn good sessions out. I hope Altare, Axel and Shinri put the screws to the others to try and keep momentum going with their early passion.
>>87341308A session with the Grounded group would probably be a nightmare
>>87341280Normal volume jurard, my favorite version!
banchou is so retarded
>>87341086ruze seems in love with shinri's plans so i'm excited. i will let mama cook
>self insert
Jurard made Hoarah Loux
this nigga's name kek
At least GB got double digit health
>Lord Gibbington
I hope GB takes this more seriously, cause that ARMIS collab was a nightmare
I-Actually, if you look at his vidya knowledge and love of friendly fire, this one's accurate.
Lol, GB has a really clear mental image of what he looks like, at least
>Lord Niggerton the clean shaven brown skinned dwarf
>Jurard doesn't speak the main languageCANONICALLY ESL
>>87341480>*ROARS*>Now I fight as GODKING GODWYN>WARRIOR > Dies from a pitfall trapI can see it happening
Infant???
LMAO, Jurard made the only character who doesn't speak the common language. I love him so much.
A CLERIC LET'S GO OCTAVIO
I-infant?
why is all of armis like this
>Octavio is a Critical RoleniggerDisgustan
>middle aged guy>named Infant
did he make a fucking sickly victorian child
>-2 INT cleric
>>87341802Hey! He's not sickly!
> Desert> Wears the most clothing???
>AasimarHoly shit, what did this nigga create
>>87341803It's fine, they're WIS casters. GB with his -1 CHA Pally is infinitely more questionable.
>Infant>Cult Background>Aasimar>Ruze really likes him and has chatted with him a lotThis guy is on some devious shit.
>>87341896Yeah anon, people in deserts wear more clothing.
>>87341896Do… you know what you wear in the desert?
>>87341859That's the most tanky Victorian child I've seen
RATE THE CHARACTERS
>>87342034IT'S HAPPENING
>>87342069These niggers are gonna DIE
Shinri’s been having his tits out more lately
>>87342034Ten days to make art for each boy. I hope we get cool ones
>>87342069BABY / GAMERS
>>87342069They're all gonna die super fast/10 because the supposed tanks are all weak>>87342034I WILL BE THERE
>>87342069If Jurard does the entire thing in his vaguely Russian accent since he's supposed to be a foreigner who doesn't speak the main language I'm gonna choke him
>>87342069Comedy troupe/10
>>87342069Can't even call them jobbers/10
Has Flayon really been playing Silent Hill for 5 horas? Jesas
>>87342278yeah, he played it for nearly 9 hours when it came out
>>87342069Number 1: ShinriNumber 2(s): Tavi/BettelNumber 3(s): Flayon/HakkaNumber “We’ll See”: the restMight need to rewatch, but that’s just short term memory first impression.
>>87342278if he could play all day he would
>>87342278'.' Yes!
>>87342358what do you mean you don't have high hopes for godking and gibberton
>>87342263Also, agreed
>>87342069Will die to the most obvious traps and ambushes because they all dumped WIS (except Shinri and Tavi) / 10.
>>87342436A beardless dwarf and in-lore ESL equivalent? Hmmm…
>>87342069Literally just 1 pseudo-tank and a bunch of squishies, these niggas gonna learn the 23rd kekExcited though
>>87342358GB seems solid, compared to the rest, but his inexperience will probably nerf him a lot.
>>87339772>15 AC & 09HP Monk>12 AC & 09HP Warrior>11 AC & 13HP Barbarianwdtmbt?
>>87342623Fair enough. Everything not RP is up to the Will of RNGesus anyway. Noobs can be some of the most fun to watch, anyways, if they can get past the awkwardness
>>87339772A real underdog
awoooooooo! raawwwrrrr!! mama has been so goofy recently, i love it
I wanna sit on a call with Axel and teach him all the cool things that Monks gained with the new players book
>>87340664I LOVE XENOCUNNY
>>87344669I'm happy we have a Cleric, they're often misunderstood as a fragile healer but in the early levels they have some of the best damage output (if the person knows how to play)
