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>>87345451
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>87345468
koimen

Shinri KEK big wheeze

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Altare love and adoration

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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>87345468

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>>87345468
Amen!

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>I thought it was an evil penguin
I see it kek

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>>87345468
Amen.

>>87345876 (me)
my amen was revoked, my soul will never be purified and my heart will be blackened with sin.

>>87346067
It’s gonna take gallons upon gallons of pilot devotion to whiten you up from the core outwards again

flayon left me in a sensory deprivation tank

>>87346012
KEK

>>87345831
he is going to kidnap your daughter

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>>87346195
flayon won't mind

>>87347841
Would

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>>87345451
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Gavis Bettel Body Pillow Cover VOICE PACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_tempus?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=%E3%83%9C%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&sort_by=created-descending
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/holostarsen_armis?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=%E3%83%9C%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&sort_by=created-descending

>REGIS ALTARE Hero's Haven VR World FREE DOWNLOAD
https://vrchat.com/home/launch?worldId=wrld_b09c176f-b681-45aa-88a8-57c2529599fc

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS VG- 3D Celebration Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_3dacrylicstand

>HOLOLIVE MEET 2024 Preorder MERCH
https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_meet2024

>Memento x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- collection MERCH
>NEW TEMPUS-INSPIRED NECKLACES
https://mementostop.com/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>holomini Vocal Series HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_tempus

>hololive production Fan Name Charm MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveproduction_fannamecharm

>HOLOSTARS English holoEmblem MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/search?q=holostars%20holoemblem

>GAVIS BETTEL Body Pillow Cover Preorder MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bodypillowcover

>CRIMZON RUZE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/crimzonruze_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/crimzon-ruze

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

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flayon please... i have no idea what's going on either tbdesu, is he actually too retarded to figure out the weight puzzle or is he supposed to be somewhere else

>>87348608 (me)
nevermind of course he figures it out right after i post that kek

Aniki doko

Leader waiting room for 24 hour terraria is up, excited
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGUBG3CPDw

>>87349691
looking forward to this! I like their dynamic

>>87349691
>m.youtube

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i love my red retarded pilot cat dog raccoon autistic husband so so much, gn /mans/

>>87349691
He really is going all in with the fujobait in an attempt to save his career huh

>>87350381
Shhhhh

>>87350493
His career has been dying for you for like 3 months bro I think he is actually alright

>>87349691
This is gonna be the most autistic shit ever and I’m gonna love it, when did we realize Altare was prolly slightly on the spectrum

>>87350493
yeah going all in and out and in again till he makes his boyfriend cum like a bitch on stream and all you can do is sit and watch

>stupid puzzle
shinri HATES the game now

>>87350381
m'youtube *tips fedora*

Altare schizo is all in I see

Altare schizo is my biggest enemy, I fantasize about fucking and living a beautiful life with femtare, so they’ll have to go through me if they want to stop altare

>>87350987
I kind of realized it on the first Pokemon card stream

>>87350987
Early days when he flubbed some silly little jokes due to being on a different train of thought and had a tendency to go quiet in collabs when the focus wasn’t on one of his specific interests. Fun thing is it’s only exacerbated by stress so now that he’s happy and comfortable with the cultare his charming little brother autism shines.

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>>87351945
Godspeed soldier, it’s an honor to have such a dedicated brother in arms o7
Here, have a cute femtare

>>87351078
Hot

>sorry for the short stream
mama it's been almost 4 hours, you're good

Why did Shinri raid into a woman singing?

>>87353898
and then we have bettel. in one of his vods someone commented "he says it's gonna be a short stream, looks at the 2h 30 minute long vod, lol okay bettel" kek

DINO GETTING BACKSHOTS NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nziswcjwEC4

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Since when has Rio been an Anglerfish?

>shinli raid arigatou
>i love shinli deep voice kakkoi
>WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
KEK

>Unfortunately, today I won't be screaming as much
Oh no...my hearing might recover a bit...

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>>87354499
kek reminds me of this classic
he hasn't raided Fuma in a while, I miss the raccoon's deep voice impression

>>87354162
quality > quantity

>>87355828
>bettel
>quality
rumao

>>87355828
>deep sigh
>woke up late
>hold on guys
>eats a burger for 20 minutes
>ive never booted this game before
>my mic is bad? why cant i see
>where do i GO

>>87356079
I can hear this and I hate it

>>87356079
He's gonna hit next week hard to make up for this!

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>>87333245
[Spoiler]They just created the female Axel

>>87356370
Fuck I'm jobbed

>>87356370
More like bootleg Siege from arknights

>>87356370
MUH

>>87356079
this is painfully accurate

>>87354828
One of the happiest days in my life

>>87356370
Why can't Alice be like this instead of that petite big boobs girl?
Also jobber

>>87357462
Original Alice by Magni was a jocky school girl. But Axel prefers Alice to be the type of girl he finds attractive

>>87355994
>>87356079
Still make more money than your oshi

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>>87356949
>SSRB
>You liked >>87356370
You have a thing for kemono, huh?

>>87358340
the only defense bettelion really comes up with is money kek

>>87358340
But my oshi is Ruze

>>87358395
I can't deny that kemobitches do be fine

>>87358493
Looks like Bettel’s living rent-free in your head sis. Tell your oshi to stop being a failure

>>87358639
>>87358715

>>87358768
If you wanna talk numbers you do realize Ruze makes more than Bettel nowadays, right?

>>87358822
>Ignoring the fact that Armis' debut wasn’t even 1 year ago
Kek

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sea/mans/...

>>87359086
I blame bettel schizo

>>87359044
What does that have to do with anything?

>>87359215
Lmao retard

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I am willing to offer my bird oshi's virginity in exchange for a bootleg recording of the karaoke relay
https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1845315353246621919

>>87358822
let it go Ruzader, Ruze would be disappointed to see people weaponize the support people give him.

>>87356370
Does she have abs? Please tell me she has abs.

Bettelion getting really touchy kek

Getting touchy with bettel ToT

>>87359137
so the whole thread?

>>87359605
Bettel's anti is really mad at him because he makes money with less effort kek

Who's jurard RPing as?

>>87359712
friend you seem to be more bothered that he is generally disliked for being a downer

>>87359800
Watch streams

>>87359837
You seem to be more bothered that he is generally more successful than your oshi with minimal effort

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I can't wait for all the HoloMarches art
tiefling druid mama... hot
https://x.com/Epit4ph_/status/1845350916335206451

>>87359941
you're the one who started crying when people said his streams aren't that good

>>87359705
>Be the most successful stars en
>all sisters are jealous of him
Honestly, it's not surprising

>>87360205
then tell me what makes his streams good

>>87360136
You're the one who started crying because people still prefer Bettel's shit streams over your oshi's streams

>>87360136
Why does he get better ccv than any other boys then

>>87360344
>pander to children
>children watch
?

>>87360324
where?

>>87360286
Like I said, his bad streams still have more viewers than your oshi, and that makes you seethe sis

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>entertaining numberfagging tourists

>>87360422
that's not what i asked though, what makes his streams good to you

>>87356079
>>87360395

>numberfagging
>"quality > quantity"
Isn't this just recycled Gura bait?

>>87360492
that's just how his streams go factually, where is the crying?

>>87360482
Where did I say his streams are good? entertainment are subjective

>>87360624
so you agree his streams aren't good

>>87360512
>both are the face of their respective branch
>many people seethes about them
SUCCESS BREEDS JEALOUSY

>>87360550
Sure sis, you complaining about Bettel in this thread every day is not a form of crying

>>87359712
Nigga I think no one cares about how much a streamer makes unless that's the only thing they can feel proud of for watching the boring streamer.

>>87360688
Nah, but we agree you can't stop bitching

>>87360771
it probably is one of bettel's paypigs that refuses to admit that he really isn't worth it kek

>>87360771
>I think no one cares about how much a streamer makes
Roru

>>87360817
so what makes his streams good then? this is your opportunity to talk about the things you like about him

>>87360862
>it probably is one of bettel's paypigs that refuses to admit that he really isn't worth it kek
Lmao it's really a jealous sister

>>87360771
>no one cares about how much a streamer makes
Ruzaders do from the way they always brag about it on twitter whenever Ruze gets high SCs

Go buy bettel's uterus necklace to relieve your pms symptoms

>>87360946
For what? My opinion wouldn't cure your schizo

>>87360975
Go buy your oshi's merch sis

>>87359354
I'm sure there's someone out there who will post a few clips

>>87361050
so his streams aren't good, even you can't come up with anything, got it

>>87360370
Your jealousy is showing is

>Bettel stream bad
>Erm no bettel stream good
>bettel gay
>bettel no gay >:(
You retards sound like 10 year olds fighting over which cartoon character is stronger.

You Know if you don't like bettel just stop talking about him but I guess you can't maybe deep down you actually like watching his streams and want to act like a child in the thread so people notice you

>>87361050
>>87361149

concession accepted

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>>87360694

>>87361202
Accepted or not, your oshi is still a failure

>>87361182
That's what any normal person would do, but success really breeds jealousy

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>numberfagging during SEA hours
>no talk of his past streams now
>no liveposts during his streams
yeah this feels real organic. did something happen in flipland or is it just the full moon approaching

>>87361274
Maybe you should make a Successful Male Vtuber thread where you can talk about all the guys who aren't failures then

>>87361354
I blame bettel's schizo

>>87361341
I don't really understand the point of turning the thread into a "battleground" when you could say one nice thing about your oshi from a stream you seen today

>>87361362
Maybe you need to stop being jealous and keep your shit opinion to yourself

>>87361437
>>87361050

>>87361453
But you don't keep your shite opinions to yourself, why should I have to

>>87361489
Bettel's schizo time to let it go

Bettel's schizo has a schizo? That's kinda cute.

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all this when jurard is streaming...

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I miss Aniki

>slurp
Magcock so good

>>87361602
Why is he a rug?

>>87361593
Arguing is more fun than watching that failure scream

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>>87361549

>>87361354
I was gonna say that they don't really fool anyone but then I remembered we are /MANS/ so there's a real chance someone fell for it

no one watch jutard lol

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>>87361625
So that I can jump him!

>>87361641
Oh I know that one, Frozone voiced by Nelson Mandela

>>87361704
Aniki is a very special boy isn't he

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>>87361698
not if i dryhump him first

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>>87361741
He really is

I wuv Hakka

>>87361704
KEK that has to be the dumbest shit that's ever come out of his mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4teoOamCZ4

>>87361767
i wuv Hakka more

I rub Hakka

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>>87361759
We can molest him together, brother

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aniki train molestation gangbang when

>>87361770
KEK but to be fair he did have a solid line of thought.
He was trying to remember the VA of the ice character from Frozen (Frozone) who is called Idina Mendel (Nelson Mandela).
But he made it sound even dumber by not even knowing who the fuck Mandela was and thinking it was some famous physic scientist cause girldm said he invented the Mandela effect

>>87361593
>watching dramafagging flip
No thanks, bro

Weee the only EN friends Axel made by himself really only Selen and Leo? With the latter being more of a jp friend anyway.

>>87361855
>ice character from Frozen (Frozone)
Retard anon…

>>87362144
Anon... You might be the retard here

>>87362144
No reading comprehension, as expected of SEA hours.

>>87362141
rpr...

>>87362223
I was referring to vtubers, while rpr is his closest friend outside of Holostars he didn't meet him as fellow vtubers.

>>87362296
How do you think he met him?

Remember how Rest in Ping was originally Axel, Rpr and Vesper but Vesper got suspended so Altare subbed for him. How different would thing have been if that didn't happen I wonder

>>87362320
rpr thought he could get closer to hololive through Axel and sent him a dm, just like nicewigg did

>>87362460
So they met as Vtubers

>>87362485
>"The requisite to be a vtuber is just being a streamer, a Live2D model isn't needed"
retard

>>87362534
...What? Rpr was a Vtuber when they first started playing together

>>87362460
Towa already knew RPR before axel newfag

>>87362657
No he was not, retard.
>>87362693
Don't hate the messenger

>>87362796
He wasn't? Then what do you call a person that streams using a 2d avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTUw_uY5eII

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DEADCOCK INCOMING

>>87362945
Why did he lock Flayon in a skull cell?

RUZE ON THE DEADCOCK GORI TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=breDUd0yeRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=breDUd0yeRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=breDUd0yeRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=breDUd0yeRs

>>87363534
>4AM deadcock guerilla
couldn't sleep after the launch of his campaign, uh

>>87363621
>erm ackshually its 5AM
>axel in chat
LETS GOOOOOOO MAD DOGZ MAD DOGZ MAD DOGZ

ENTER AXEL (SICK)

>>87363534
AXEL DEADCOCK POV TELLY STARTING SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAC0cr6osB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAC0cr6osB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAC0cr6osB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAC0cr6osB8

>>87363784
Live!

Axel's voice is so deep and eepy, almost like a different person

>axel talking
word shit word fucking word fucking word fucking word fucking word shit word fucking word shit
was it always like this? kek haven't watched in a while

I will buy any plushies and let you pretend they are for me and not for you Axel

>>87363890
when he entered I honestly thought it was Flayon speaking in a deeper voice before I recognized his accent

I am now realizing I have walked right into Axel's trap. I want to take care of him so bad...

I don't know how much more deadlock I can take

>>87365401
Jurard is still live for (You)

>>87365434
You know what maybe deadlock isn't so bad

>>87363927
apparently hes sick

jutard's hate marketing really on display kek

hate hate HATE regis ewwtare

Fuck you /mans/ i almost typed jutard in chat

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>>87366405
Did you miss me that much?

>>87366428
I don’t think anyone would notice

Ruzavio stonks never stop going up

love love LOVE regis awwtare

>>87366448
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATECHU HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

EXIT AXEL (vod archived due to being sick and general unentertaining quietness)
ENTER GIBBY

>>87366927
*unarchived

>ruze 360ing with his mouse at max sensitivity
kek

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>>87366815
>>87366831

>>87366927
aww man... Ruze's will stay up though, right?

>>87368907
Nothing has happened yet to take it down, should be fine.

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/MANS/ should I buy the steam deck? I found a good deal from ebay for 300 buckaroonies.

I will kill you if you don't reply to this.

>>87369302
Are you reasonably going to use it? Frequently? If not, don’t waste your time and money. A bargain is only a bargain if it gives you value.

https://voca.ro/1jhlHfaGKunC

These two are such a goofy pair, I love their banter and ragging on their teammates

>>87360071
sex

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>>87369822
RABU RABU RABU
CUTEST BLUE LEADER
BIGGEST JOBBER JOBBER
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD

>>87360071
He really wanted to strip his clothes
Mama is a whore

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>>87370529
Love this stupid blue jobber

>>87360071
sex with druid mama uooh

Crunchy dino...
https://youtu.be/nziswcjwEC4?t=705

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I miss Bettel

You think the boys feel sad when we call them jobbers itt?

>>87371865
no, they all like being humiliated and degraded

>>87371865
Most of them probably job harder in vengeance

nonconsensual paizuri for pilot

How long can ruze keep one more gaming gibby

>>87371843
He needs to come back and be shit at games for my amusement so I can call him names

>>87371865
I think they’re into it. Why else would they keep jobbing so hard?

>>87373507
Up to 10 hours worth

>>87373507
How long will it take one of them to fall asleep mid game?

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>>87370529
The cutests jobber in the world

>Did you like my D&D name, Ruze?
>...I'll kill you.
>Jurard told me to keep it simple!
>I'll kill him.
GB, I know you love dumb dino, but why did you take advice from from?

>>87374886
That slime? Me

ABIOTIC FACTOR PERMS GET THANK YOU AUNTIE
GROUNDED ANON'S DREAMS LIVE ON

>>87375941
Sweet!

it'd be hilarious if they kept going long enough for some of the other boys to wake up and join them

>>87375478
Gomen, the dinussy is just too good

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>hakkas last cover is 7months old

LEADER ON THE 24-HOUR TERRARIA TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGUBG3CPDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGUBG3CPDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGUBG3CPDw

>>87378435
someone keep track of how many condoms they go through

At this point, this oh nocturnal guy should become a vtuber, this year like 3 or 4 of these gaming Pros became Vtubers too. Latest one became a Gecko humanoid, can't remember his name, iPN also became one.

is terraria only for 2players or could other boys potentially join in?

>>87378201
The idol dream is dead

>>87378678
8 players I believe

>>87378201
not for lack of trying

>>87378671
I thought he was a vtuber already? or had a model

oh cool altare is pretty close to 300k, think he can reach it this year

>>87378201
Money went into better internet and a power generator, assume other important expenses.

>>87378678
8 players like the other anon said but this is master mode so no baby gamers (most of tempus/armis) allowed since it’s genuinely hard as fuck

>>87379038
sure, but money also went in projects that got cancelled

>>87378678
>imposing on noctare date

this terraria collab reminds me of the collab altare had with the niji guy. wonder what happened because they never collabed again? people /here/ said the guy was one of the nice ones. tb h after the collab i really expected more to come after, because they apparently fought so hard to make them happen in the first place

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mad dogz cute
https://x.com/Makoto_Shih/status/1845472966030860797

>>87378678
They don't want to do fujobaiting

>>87379388
They only wanted to be "the first to break the niji/holo wall" and once they realized it didn't do them any good they gave up on it, like all of Altare's projects.

>>87378853
He does have a vtuber model, yeah. I don't think he really uses it all that often though.