>What is /asp/?/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.>Is there an audience for X?Would you watch someone do X?Is someone already doing X?>What video editor should I use for editing clips?DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.Open company auditions:Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/enNiji (Open indefinitely): https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1780415989332816307Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/Useful links:General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGKWhat to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdtOp-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166Common Trolling techniques in /here/: https://pastebin.com/24DaTTvm/asp/iring doodles LIVE!https://magma.com/d/pimx6u8f2kPrevious thread: >>87339979
First for gumping my jorts!
YNGMI~
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>>87392931Yeah, that's me
>>87393193good tbdesu
You’re the worst to talk to some days.
I'm afraid.
hope gumpai's next meltdown is the one that finally puts her in the ground
>>87387836>>87388151Before IP count was removed /asp/ was getting like 80 IPs per thread, sometimes 120+
>>87393965Very weird post.
>mfw before starting stream
>>87368409Some people think "fake it until you make it" are words to live by.
>>87393374Who>>87393471Of what
Getting fucked in the ass by a 323 pound aspie...
Post Thrones, I just got paid
>>87393965hope it puts her on my dick tbdesu
>>87394675https://throne.com/fwofiehttps://throne.com/gumpaihttps://throne.com/bonnipawshttps://throne.com/gobbcubushttps://throne.com/olgaokamihttps://throne.com/elfinpsyophttps://throne.com/riacitrx
>>87394675 save 15 bucks I'm gonna open comms
>>87394675Nice try fed
I sort my throne listings by expensive to cheapest so its easier
No, I told myself I would and I can't NOT follow through.https://www.twitch.tv/zephhaathunPlaying more Echoes of Wisdom. Stuck in the snowy mountains of Hebra trying to make my way to Lanaryu.
>>87394675https://throne.com/pittarinhttps://throne.com/rottiepophttps://throne.com/camuivt
>>873817010.7g of protein per lb of target body weight0.6g of fat per lb of target body weightyour remaining allowance of carbs is informed by your remaining calories.For gradual weight loss, you need to maintain a caloric deficit of 250-350 calories per day.Assuming you're an average build sedentary adult, your maintenance is 1700 Kcal, so your daily intake should be roughly 1400.Yes, you will have to track calories. A kitchen scale is $15 and calorie tracking apps are free.Cutting out sugary drinks will help with cravings (that includes diet soda).>I'm not going to do any serious exercise.at least get 6k steps per day, but staying sedentary is a non-starter for anything approaching health.>t. Kuromaru
>>87395635what if I go 1000kcal a day diet?
>>87395635>of 250-350 calories per day nta but im glad to see my ana tendencies win on this
This mouth skin stuff is the bane of my existence reeeee, prolly gonna have to re-mesh it.
>>87395635Please do not help that person kuro.
>>87395635Read the reply chain and then delete this post.
>>87395675too aggressive, unless done under strict control, pharma support, and for a very limited time frame.You will constantly be hungry, have horrific brain fog, and be at an increased risk of opportunistic injury and/or organ failure.
>>87395837what about 1500?
>>87395635Eating is such a fucking chore. I don't want to eat 1400 a day.
>>87395774It doesn't take away from me to condense the information into a format that's easy to follow.From here it's sink or swim
>>87392931thank you for adding the magma link to the bake, anon!I guess now I can stop posting the link every thread. perhaps only for updates.
>>87395750based DIY aspie
>>87395871what's your maintenance?
>>87395929You may not be literally killing someone but you're damn close
>>87395902How much do you want to eat?
>>87395929kuro you're giving weight loss advice to someone with a 16 bmi
>>87395995QRD?
>>87396054Whatever I can grab one handful of without cooking before i go back to bed
>>87394861I looked through these and on one of them I wondered why they would want shit quality shit like that. Then I remembered people said they were transgendered.
>>87395750no worries, it usually trips me up too. the bottom lip skin is usually the part where I have to do the most custom meshing, but it's pretty easy and even with all of my early floundering I didn't mess it up. if you remesh that part to heavy it won't get rid of the rigging you've already done. ganbare!
>6k steps a dayHow do people even have time to do that? I already barely have time to even play games with a regular 9 to 5 office job
>>87396067oh nvm then. >>87381701your daily target is 2200 calories.Protein and fat targets are the same as above
>>87395929kuro there's been an aspie who is pro ana, be careful
>>87396229I don't own a car or a bike so its easy for me. I also have tons of time on my hands. Have you tried being a retarded manchild virgin with no friends like me
>>87396067 I love this place
>>87396132Not going to cut it I'm afraid.Look into meal prep so that you have time to re-heat it later 3 times per day
>>87396229You never walk for more than 30 minutes a day? Just drive and then get on your fatmobile to get around?
>>87396267I am unaware of what that is.My standard assumption is that I'm dealing with (mostly) rational actors
>>87395931i remembered to because you told me to a couple threads ago!
>>87396229just go outside for a walk or jog before work
>>87396347This is how nearly every American lives. Its not a choice. We build dogshit cities. And rural is no better.
>>87396330my meal prep is a small pile of protein bars. after sleeping for 12 hours ill unwrap one and eat it and then sleep again. i hope I die in my sleep
>>87396599But why the fatmobile? Why can't you walk from where you park your car to your office building? Why can't you walk to your desk? Why must you use the obesity go-kart? You would get at least a few thousands steps if you just walked when you're not in a car.
>>8739622920min session with a skipping rope will burn more than a 6k step walk
>>87396668sorry to hear that, anon.I think you deserve to treat yourself better
>>87396422oh, that wasn't me lol, but I'm glad people are enjoying the project that much!
>>87396400pro ana aka pro anorexia
>>87396229I pace around my room a lot because it helps me think.
>>87396851sounds gay as hell, ngl
>>87396747Anon I'm not saying people use fatnobiles. I took that as hyperbole. Do you really think average people use fatmobiles? You can't get your daily steps in when everything is a 30 minute to 1 hour drive away so you only go out once a week if you're a socialite and once a month if you're rural.
>>87396972it really is and they've been trying to push it onto other people on the thread recently. glad to see you back tho o7 i still need to catch your vod
>>87397175Always appreciate the viewership o7Let me know if you think anything in the VOD is worth editing down for YT
>>87395750Oh yeah lip skin can be such a pain, you got this though! I normally just heavy mesh the skin and don't have to do much custom meshing. you might just be able to do some minor mesh editing to fix the issue too. I'm sure some of the DIY people would be happy to help if you want to reach out.
>new viewer tells me he was having a shitty day and watching my stream made him feel better I think I’m gonna make it, lads.
>>87397156Once you get out of the cities in America travel time is like 2 hours of driving for groceries. And its to a wal mart. Most people just make one bulk trip a month. No wonder everyone is fat.Just hopeless antihuman design.
>>87397156If you just walk normally to and from places then you will get a few thousand steps. You can get a few hundred just walking around your apartment getting ready for work. Getting 6k steps a day isn't just achievable anywhere you live, you have to avoid any exercise to not get 6k steps.
>>87397339I think you're profoundly missing the point. Or you don't understand how spread out America is. I also don't understand why you are using the 2nd person with an exasperated tone. I get my steps. I'm not the one with the problem here.
>>87396157If you're talking about Fwofie, she gets suggestions for items being added to her throne and she accepts them if they're funny enough
>>87397339I'm working from home, I live next to a store, I have literally nowhere to go. 1,5-2k steps a day is my average.
Who's live?
Streaming makes me miserable because no one's there, but it helps me being more productive, should I keep doing it?
>>87397411So you're saying Americans are literally not allowed to walk to their desk or break room when at the office?The only way you're not getting minimum a few thousand steps is if you literally don't move at all. When you're at a few thousand steps it's nothing to get it up to 6k. You act as if 6k steps is a marathon or will get you anywhere in the normal world. Most western people commute to work and still get more daily exercise.
I put stuff on my throne for the first time today and someone got me stuff!! I'm so happy YAYYY!!!!
>>87397642https://www.twitch.tv/tiresiasbazaarhttps://www.twitch.tv/sukadriihttps://www.twitch.tv/zephhaathunhttps://www.twitch.tv/finbarhaugheyvthttps://www.twitch.tv/ramnorthewandererhttps://www.twitch.tv/milkuolshttps://www.twitch.tv/kiji_the_wafflehttps://www.twitch.tv/kennycodahttps://www.twitch.tv/omochii_chhttps://www.twitch.tv/acewindfallchhttps://www.twitch.tv/cheenmachine_https://www.twitch.tv/late_primrose
>>87397517It's funny how we all know what's up but there is still a song and dance of excuses.
>>87397767Now post their Thrones
>>87397697You think someone is going to get 6k steps a day walking from their office desk to the bathroom to the break room in a 6 hour work day? You really think this?Thats not even mentioning people who work from home.>you act as if 6k is a marathonNo I'm not. I am not saying its a high number. I'm saying the average person is not managing this.
>>87397697Walking is for losers.
Being ryona'd by fwofie and malphon at the same time
>>87393471So am I, but we have to be strong together.
>>87394861These are all women
>>87397806I said they would get a few thousand steps minimum. If you park your car and then walk to the building, and then need to walk to your desk, then that will probably be at least 1k one way, minimum of 2k in a whole day. JUST GETTING TO YOUR DESK. Realistically we're talking about someone not being able to do 2-3k steps explicitly for exercise because hurr durr bad infrastructure or something.
>>87397950women earn money just by existingmen have to earn it
>>87398008I honestly have no clue what you're arguing man. Are you even American? What is you bottom line point? Are you trying to say Americans are dumb and lazy? You're right.
>>87398048not me.. im a tranny and i cant find any chasers
>>87398008When I worked in an office it was less than 800 steps for me to go from waking up from bed to sitting in the office chair.
>>87398095So you're a man.
>>87398078That it has absolutely nothing to do with infrastructure. It's such a small amount that most people around the world do at least half of it without thinking. That you have to go out of your way not to do it, and that's not going to change if they lay sidewalks on every road.
>>87398172no im a third thing. tranny<3
>>87398160Exceptions exist. I get about 10 steps getting out of bed and to the toilet to take a piss.
>>87398203It 100% does have to do with infrastructure. Are you one of those people whove hyper politicized city planning? Other countries in the western world get more steps because they have better infrastructure. I mean its just logic. You're never going to get steps if you're never a pedestrian. Again, are you American?
>>87398203Laying sidewalks on every road in major cities would be a start though, eh?
>>87397642me~We solved the ruins of La Mulana, but can we solve a game designed for children...?! Tune in to find out!https://www.twitch.tv/onewomancorpohttps://youtube.com/live/cq8zpNcIR1A
>>87398203when you need to go to the convenience store and you're only option to get there is to stomp through a muddy dugout that homeless people piss in you're going to take your car instead.
>>87398292It 100% has nothing to do with infrastructure. You're imagining a fantasy where other countries are full of people walking on sidewalks all the time, instead of commuting by car or public transport. That's just cope.
It's so depressing that not even my friends want to watch me. The only people who watch my streams are the ones I link it directly because they feel obligated to click on it.
I checked my phone and I've averaged around 200 steps a day this weekend. Depression is great
>>87398334>>87398442>nobody drives everywhere outside of AmericaDelusional.
>>87398360>trannyhard pass
>>87398560Source: Trust me bro
>>87398486In the US it's not even possible to pace around your house.
>>87398586nta but if its not obvious to you hearing that voice, youre delusional
>>87398486>>87398531Are you American.
>>87398489You shouldn’t rely on others for your own happiness. Especially not vtubers. They have lives too.
>>87398586NTA but come on.
>>87398560that's medusa, you dumb fuckdo your reps
>>87398486>>87398531Wow I never said either of these things!
>>87398659Stop coping. Start moving. You could have already done more than 6k in your room in the time you desperately tried to make up excuses.
>>87398755I get well over 6k steps a day. Did you ven read my posts.
>>87398661Well, that's the point. I started this whole things because I wanted people who are genuinely interested in just casually talking to me and spending time with me, interested enough to occasionally show up on my stream. I always knew I was never going to have an audience but it seems I'm not even interesting enough to become a 2view unless I literally force myself on people. This is so pointless.
>>87398794Then why are you being a whiny bitch making excuses for other people intentionally being lazy and using dumb excuses? You're worse than twitter activists.
>>87398879go walk out of this thread already david goggins, nobody cares about your autism
>>87398879Man what are you having such a total meltdown over. You're like a strawman of your own argument. People are going to think I'm samefagging myself with a totally unreasonable silly character. Get off 4chan and go to bed. You're losing you mind over nothing.
>>87398917>projectionYou're the one with autism. I just made a reasonable argument for how easy it is to get the steps in. You're the one going out of your way arguing about theoretical limits on the ability to move one foot in front of the other, and being an obtuse autistic retard.
>>87398855You seem confused. First it was casual with friends and now it is 2view. You don’t even know what you want. Selfish and confused. Seek mental help and then try vtubing after you figure out your problems.
>>87399007Yes I'm losing my mind because I just stated the obvious. Right.
>>87399067im not even the person you were talking to you fucking autist, im telling you to fuck off with your "reasonable argument" from the vtuber thread because its offtopic and nobody cares
>>87395941heck yeahhhh>>87396219>>87397278Thanks! Yeah meshing is somewhat confusing to me, I auto meshed most of my stuff but from what I've gathered it's recommended to manually mesh the eyes/mouth stuff.
>>87399147Hey whats your twitch channel.
>>87399165Then don't bring it up you autist.
>>87398661They should stop relying on me to keep their streams alive, then
>>87399067what is this autism
>>87399117What is this weird projection suddenly? 2view as in, 10+ viewers, that's usually still barely anyone in chat, if they even talk. I get that you just want to be rude but at least be upfront and don't try to mask it as advice, that's such a pussy move.
thanks for stopping by today my necks hurts
>>87399219Unironically. It’s unhealthy for both you and them. Artificial numbers with ersatz interactions. It’s masturbatory and will lead to dependence rather than growth.
>>87399400how else do you even find growth? nobody clicks on people with low viewers, let alone sub. your only chance is hoping to have a lucky viral moment one day
>>87399268>I can't move my legs 6k times a day>you can definitely move your legs 6k times a day>no you can't hurr durr autism
>>87399400A big reason I took a hiatus from streaming is because I was only getting viewers from here and I'm too old for obvious sycophantic behavior it makes my skin crawl.
>>87399474You have to understand the average aspie can't figure out simple shit like checking if their mic is on.
>>87399474autism
>>87399298Your priorities are confused and ill defined. Do you want a casual hangout with friends? Or do you want many viewers? A couple good friends can be worth more than ten lurking superficial ones, yet you want something even more. Why and what? My advice is to figure that out first. Or you can keep complaining about your problems without taking steps to solve them.
bro, why don't you just follow the 5k running plan?just run 3 times a week to be healthyyou can't run? buy a row machine!
>>87399465Do you never watch content because you want to see the content? Is it always being someone is popular or viral recommendations?
>>87399744American infrastructure doesn't allow that retard.
>>87399607You're not giving any advice, you're just spouting vague nonsense to sound smart. My phrasing might not have been the best, but my intentions should've been clear enough nonetheless. I want a few people to watch me because they actually want to watch me, not because I asked them to, that's literally it. You do not have to respond, I already know that your next post would just move the goalpost with some more weird insults.
>>87397767>>87397793https://throne.com/tiresiasbazaarhttps://throne.com/finbarhaugheyvthttps://throne.com/milkuolshttps://throne.com/waffleshttps://throne.com/omochiihttps://throne.com/cheenmachinehttps://throne.com/eveningprimrosepeople left off the list don't have their throne listed on their twitch.
>>87399848NTA but why would I watch you or anyone else specifically?
>>87399744>>87399826autism
>>87399785I do click on small channels, but I rarely follow people under a few thousand follows/subs on Twitch/YouTube. Numbers attract numbers, I'm much more prone to click on sub when it's a creator who has a million followers and been making content for years than someone who has 200 and can disappear any time.
I wish I could just throw these feelings away, loving you is so painful...
>>87399901That's my issue, anon, no reason to, I'm just not interesting enough, it seems.
>>87399884I have mine listed but nobody mentioned me
>>87400081hint on who?
Support good streams.https://www.twitch.tv/runoxi
>>87400027You click on small channels, but why? Is there something specific about the content or are you just offering artificial support?>I'm much more prone to click on sub when it's a creator who has a million followers and been making content for years than someone who has 200 and can disappear any time.That's right. You don't really care about them. You only care about fitting in and not being left behind, like many other viewers. You can't count on that, and it won't get you to the point of being that popular.>>87400106Nobody is that interesting. A viewer either artificially supports you, or they want something personally, or they're going with the crowd in following popular people and don't want to be left behind. Cult of personality is a terrible growth strategy.
>>87400455she's mother
>>87392931How did you get a photo of me?
I miss you more than I could have imagined possible. My mind is consumed by thoughts of you. Each second spent replaying your voice, imagining your face, eagerly awaiting your messages in the morning. This is maddening. It’s torture. And yet I wouldn’t want it any other way, because my pain means that I love you. I hope you love me too and I want to see you again very soon. It feels like time is dragging on so slowly, each hour a torturous eternity. I find myself staring at the clock like a bored kid in school. I hope we will talk again, I hope we can have what we had, and live a good life together like we’d talked about.
I always forget about my throne but nobody gets me anything either so its more of a reminder for me for things i want to get.
>>87400770yeah I'm not getting baited by this she clearly said we shouldn't date
>>87400490>You click on small channels, but why?Because I always watch streams of the games I play, and those usually tend to be small streamers as I mostly play retro.>You only care about fitting inI only care about good content, however, good content usually goes hand in hand with a big audience. Not always, of course, but the audience itself is what fuels good content. Streams are the best when the audience is a part of the show. You can't do that if you have no audience.>Nobody is that interesting.Nobody is interesting enough to keep your attention for 10 hours a day alone, but if they have a chat to banter with, or just creativity to fill up the void, I think they absolutely can be. But there are a lot of people who can be very interesting for a 1-2 hours long zatsu, however, you need to be a very good talker/storyteller for that and that's rarer than people think.
>>87400770please be about me
>>873998261. open google maps and find your nearest park2. walk/drive/take public transit there3. run in the park4. go homerepeat until no longer retarded
>>87401176It’s about cherry blossom
>>87401311why the fuck are you still vagueposting about rottie kys retard
https://www.twitch.tv/papayasadasRELAXING deadlock stream tonight
>>87399826do amerifats really?
which vtubers have the most lickable armpits
without loli ear licking asmr, i wouldve killed myself ages ago
>>87401742boowow
>>87396157none of those people are trans, not that it would matter if they were, I just think you're a stupid motherfucker
>>87401127You're completely wrong. That's why you won't grow, because you don't either (A) manipulate people or (B) make content that is good regardless of who presents it.
>>87401905would
how do I make friends
>>87402045dm me
>>87402045You don't
>>87401935>manipulate peopleI am not a woman.>make content that is good regardless of who presents itNo such content exists.
>>87402045dm me>>87402077don't dm this guy, his a groomer
would you watch/listen to a cute(?) girl talk about ways to improve your life?
>>87402173lol no sorry
>>87402173only if you make fun of me afterwards
>>87402173I would watch you even if you just talked about how paint is made nowadays, stop teasing and give a date for the first stream ;-;
>>87401368I don't get it, how is rottie cherry blossom?
>>87402173How the fuck would a cute girl know how to improve your life as a (most likely ugly and unsuccessful) man? You have extremely different life experiences. The only people who'd watch that are groomers.
>>87399884Anything cool on their Thrones?
>>87402146That right there is why you can't figure it out. Maybe don't get into content creation just because you want to be popular. It's not a highschool do-over, and if it was, you haven't learned anything since the first time.
>>87402378case in point, a groomer>>87402340
>>87402383You could just click the links anon
>>87402173Vocaroo?
>>87402442Your post is nothing but inane projection. Will you add anything worthwhile to the topic or should I just let this discussion go?
>>87399884Just notice I don't have it listedhttps://throne.com/kuromaruoniisan
>>87402378it's not about giving you the guide, it's about giving you the tools to make your own path, on how to look inward on yourself to be able to figure out how to improve yourself
>>87399884I have it listed aswell its just that nobody uses ithttps://throne.com/albertmornvt(Except for a few minutes ago)
>>87402442maybe don't post if you don't actually have anythign to say lol
>>87402564If you're honestly arguing that your content won't be interesting, unless your audience gives you something interesting to respond to, then maybe you should be the one paying them instead. If you can't understand that then no wonder you can't figure this out. All you're doing is whining and ineffectually arguing. You're a lost cause unless you can change.
>>87402045 do you like art?
>>87401979ya i bet :3
>>87402654I'm sorry anon but if you haven't studied psychology or you aren't at least competent enough to know what you're talking about besides surface-level youtube self-improvement tier bullshit, nobody is truly going to care. They will watch you because you're a woman but not for the content. If you really want to do this sort of streams, make it more specific, learn about certain topics deeply enough to be able to provide actually valuable content and focus on a single one each stream. Nobody wants to hear advice, especially not from a cute girl, I'm sorry but people simply won't take it seriously.
>>87402343someone said it was her previously so i'm treating it as such because otherwise i have no idea
>>87402564If you spent your time and energy in DaVinci Resolve or After Effects instead of whinging in this thread, you'd probably have partner numbers by now
>>87402442A lot of anons get into this because they're trying to escape from their dead end lives. It's not because they want to do anything in particular. It's like kids who say their dream job is to be famous or rich.
>>87402654NTA but I don't think it's a good look. Women do not understand and never will understand how fucking rough it is for men. So them saying, "Oh you just need to do X and be Y" when their talking from a completely different set of circumstances is just patronizing and feels delusional. Most guys are starkly aware of their own lackings, that's why GFE is so popular because so many guys just want to be treated nicely even if it's by a virtual women because none of them recieve any sort of positive attention. Guys don't want to be reminded of all the reasons, usually out of their control, why they're undesireable. Also that women tend to not understand why they are attracted to certain men.>Oh I don't like him because he's 6'1", good looking and wealthy, I like him because he's confident and charismaticWhich if you spend about 5 seconds thinking, is backwards
>>87403001>A lot of anons get into this as a hobbyyes, you're right
>>87402823>your content won't be interesting, unless your audience gives you something interesting to respond toThat is not what I said, but having an audience and interacting with that audience does objectively elevate the entertainment factor of a stream for that audience in question, arguing against this is just 1view delusion I don't feel like dealing with any further.
>>87402979The world is geared towards men. Even in streaming all the top performing streamers are men, it's not even close. Having your value reduced to superficial attributes isn't the buff you think it is. Yeah, they can whore their way around to get ahead, but I don't see guys like you even dropping your pants and trying to be a whore. If that's the benefit you crave then put your money where your mouth is.
someone buy me things off my throne now!
>>87402996>DaVinci Resolve or After EffectsThere's a lot of low2view people here with extremely good setups, who've been streaming for years and will never make it to partner regardless of their technical knowledge. That alone won't help you shit if you aren't interesting.
>>87403171It doesn't matter if it's exactly what you said or not. The result is the same. You're deluding yourself with a fantasy where you're popular and chat is supporting you. Nobody wants to watch just that.
>>87403134vtubing is a female-dominated hobby with male viewers
>>87402996But that would require work and the desire to actually make something. Anon wants to walk the red carpet and win oscar for best movie without ever making one.
>>87403397>it doesn't matter if I'm arguing with you or with the strawman I made up in my head, the result is the sameOkay anon. I can't respond to that, you won.
>>87402173You are asking this in one of the places with both the highest count of evil-intended actors AND with people who reject having real world stuff brought to their attention (A.K.A people with huge escapisms tendencies) It is an untapped market for most vtubers, and nobody is commiting to it so far in the vtuber sphere, but it also is made up by an audience which could very well not translate into the rest of your streams. If you find it interesting people will naturally appear, you will just need to give it a shot and see for yourself if it's worth your time, after all vtubing is just another hobby which shouldn't present to you any sort of problem, therefore discussing unpleasant things should also be out of the picture.
>>87403001you people can't say shit without projecting huh?
>>87403472Plenty of male vtubers, but it's only women dominated because it gives women everything they could want if they break through and gain enough viewers.
>>87403327Post your link
>>87403349I know someone like that. They have some technical skills, but they're a delusional literal autist. A very unlikable and abrasive person that rubs people the wrong way, says stuff that's plain wrong, doesn't back down and drives off everyone that isn't a sycophant. The point the other anon is trying to make is that if you're a nice enough person then technical skills will serve you well. They're not saying that learning DaVinci Resolve will cover for an atrocious attitude problem.
>>87402840looking at it but that's about it
What do you do when a woman inserts herself into your community? She’s not necessarily doing anything bad, but it feels like she’s throwing her weight around and making the community all about herself.
>>87403349And how many youtube videos or shorts have they made or have made for them? Streaming is just to farm content but you still need to process those vods into bite-sized clips or compilations of said clips>>87403497Which is why bitching about it won't ever happen. They're an idea's guy that wants an editor to fall into their lap from the very heavens
>>87402934you make very good points, while i am pretty confident i know more than just any random person off the street knows, its nothing ive actually studied.. its a shame that itd be viewers watching just because its a woman as well, id much rather have people watch for my content.>>87403134i understand the difference a woman will have in life compared to a man but you do not know me and im sure a conversation with me would prove that i am well capable of understanding others perspectives despite differences ^^ thank you for the input regardless
I love women.
>>87403508It's not a strawman. You're effectively assuming the same, you just don't make that connection because it would be too much to admit your own faults and stupidity. It's not going to work out for you, but it's a free country, so have at it.
>>87403865it smells of a low rice purity sorry anon try flesh streaming
>>87403868We know Iriya
>>87399826Even the most distressed urboid can find somewhere to run and excercise. You're just a lazy fatass.
>>87403868I love* women(*only the right kind of women though)
>>87403596very right about it being a fanbase not really looking to break that sort of barrier, i didnt actually think about that. maybe its something ill pick up in the future, or just something ill use as a talking point every now and then
>>87403807>technical skills will serve you wellI wasn't arguing against that, obviously they do, but that anon said studying programs that enhance your stream will result in reaching partner status, which is just simply not true. If there is something you must get good at regarding the technical aspects of streaming, it's audio engineering.>>87403894>it's not a strawman because [headcanon I made up in my head about this imaginary person i think you are]>>87403865I think you should try making youtube videos instead of streaming. Research a topic thoroughly and put together a well-edited essay-type video. It's a lot of work, but I can see this kind of content being successful because it's pretty much untapped in the vtuber sphere. As a stream, not so much.
>>87403290The world isn't geared towards men. It's geared towards productivity and profit. Men just happen to be the best at those two things. Streaming is dominated by men because men are much better at video games than women.>Having your value reduced to superficial attributes isn't the buff you think it isIt absolutely is because you can change how you look to a near infinite degree with surgery. If you're short as a man, guess what, you are completely fucked.>but I don't see guys like you even dropping your pants and trying to be a whoreWhy would a guy do this? What market is there?
>>87399884i used to have it listed, but took it off since i made a command for stuff like that https://throne.com/kyuuketsuki_ika
>>87402146>No such content exists that interests people unless they already love the personality of the creatorDelusional. You must be memeing.
>>87404041Is he the only straight man who isn't asexual you know that's posted here or something, you seem a tad obsessed
I want attention!
>>87404172Who cares about partner status? Are you actually a moron? Being creative and having technical skills has gotten people far more than partner, it's launched multi-million dollar careers.
the largest audience are horny pre-teens and horny touch starved menIt's not that being a woman inherently gives you an advantage it's that you don't generally appeal to the largest demographic in vtubing as a regular guy.I've had to say this over 20 times since coming to asp I wish this tired shit would die out, stop searching for excuses as to why you can't succeed.You are the biggest hurdle to your own success.And if you don't believe me, wait til gumpai has yet another schizo meltdown on all her social medias and deletes all she worked for.
>>87401250>>87401692>>87404049Hey guys. Thats not what I said. I'm not fat. I have no fitness problems. I get plenty of exercise. I was only talking about natural steps. I was just theorizing on why someone would not get 6k steps in their natural normal day. I'm not talking about purposeful exercise, nor am I making excuses. You misinterpreted my post and blew this whole thing out of proportion. If you're going to reply to a post read all of the posts man.
>>87404296I'm sure you can also get a balding old man to be your sugar daddy whale if you want it bad enough.
>>87404618>Are you actually a moron?Are you? I mentioned partner only because the anon I was replying to brought it up.>you'd probably have partner numbers by now
https://litter.catbox.moe/j7ggik.mp4testing a thing, litter so it explodes since its only a draft
>>87404725>Are you? I mentioned partner only because the anon I was replying to brought it up.You should read that post again. You won't find it mentioning partner status. Maybe take a break if you can't keep the stories straight anymore.
>>87404798im violently masturbating rn to this
>>87404942Oh I'm sorry, it was not partner status, but partner numbers. You're right, that's truly a very important distinction.
>>87404798looks dope man!
>>87404635And people will still come crawling back to her when she restarts
I did it all because I love you, please be gentle with me and spare my feelings.
>>87405110and they ain't people you want so it's all good brother!but she's a good example of the self sabotage that plagues people regularly, even poor Ria finds herself being her own worst critic these days
>>87404692There are infinitely more straight men than gay menAgain, market size
>>87405221Just wait for one or two more generations to grow up and that will change.
>>87405217If they pay me money, yes I want them
>>87404996No, the one you replied to whining about partner status didn't mention it at all. That was a different post by an obviously different poster. Who cares who mentioned partner though, it's a dumb and arbitrary metric. The obvious truth is that you can succeed like that without streaming or streaming without ever applying for partner.If you just want partner then pay bigger streamers to raid you.
>>87399884I don't really understand Throne. Is it really somehow more effective? It seems like it's more female simp oriented for cosplay and 3d streamer stuff.Like I could never show the item on camera as a vtuber.
>>87405284>just wait 40 years for everyone to be gay
>>87405221Which means you have less competition. If you really want the opportunity to get fucked to get ahead, then go for it. God speed.
>>87405363probably gonna put mostly food on mine desu
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of humans and Pokémon fitness streamers, AlpinAlbench is the most compatible streamer for humans? Not only is he in the /fit/ streamer group, which is mostly comprised of power lifters, AlpinAlbench is 9”03’ tall and 630.9 pounds. This means he's large enough to spot humans, and with his impressive Base Stats for CCV and access to a 3D model, you can be bros with this one. Due to his mostly GamerSupps based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a max level AlpinAlbench would be incredibly based, so based that you could easily workout with him for hours without getting sore. He can also learn the moves Helping Hand, Focus Energy, Coaching, Victory Dance, and Follow Me, along with not having shame to hide his chuuni levels, so it’d be incredibly easy for him to get you in the zone. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, he can easily help you recover from fatigue with enough supps. No other streamer comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you lift enough, you can make AlpinAlbench impressed. AlpinAlbench is literally built for training humans. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Healing Wish means he can help clients all day, all shapes and sizes and still come back for more.
>>87403868same
>>87405338nta but where do i find big streamers i can buy raids from
>>87405284by the time that happens, most, if not all gay men would have died off while the straight men continue to create more generations. i hope you know good unions to work for.
>>87405363Dokibird got her simps to buy her an art tablet for 2-3k in January for her art streams. To this date she hasn't done any art streams. Do you think she still has it?
>>87405490Probably the shady kinds, or find them at Twitchcon.
I never looked into you and thought you are ok and people in thread just crabbing/hating on you for no reason. But apparently you are the retard who calls everybody pedo here huhhttps://x.com/shaniachanvt/status/1844330956762808564
>>87404798Looks badass
>>87405612There is that aspect too. The only thing I can think of that I would want is a desk. But I'm moving soon so, I would hate for someone to buy it then that be a waste.
>>87405431Not aspiring anymore
>>87406075stale bait
>>87404172I'm reading through your posts and there is no interpretation of you as a person that could possibly be good. Anons are giving you the benefit of the doubt if they think you're just delusional and don't realize what you're saying. There's just no way you can spin this that makes you seem like an okay guy. Let alone as a compelling and entertaining content creator.
>>87405761shania has always been a hated schizo. the shit with him and odette back in /wvt/ goes on for a long time and that's why he retreated to /asp/ to trick gullible newbies that don't know about his past that he's a strange, but well meaning person
>>87406124I'm willing to bet you're one of the people I was talking to pretending to be someone else, but in case you don't you still didn't have anything to say besides insults. Seems like the things I said made you mad enough to respond but you have nothing to refute my points with. I never claimed to be a good content creator, in fact, I was saying the exact opposite, anyway. I'm not interested in continuing this discussion, people replying me in this manner are just self-fellating retards unable to do introspection or provide any sort of argument worth to discuss. Rot in low 2view hell.
>>87406342*aren't and other typos i am phoneposting
>>87406342At least Nikocado, Boogie, and Dr Disrespect did their villain arcs on their channels. What is your end game trying to do it anonymously?
>>87406477More insults, now pulling out random fleshstreamers too. Quality response. You forgot Asmongold. Just let it go.
>>87406117Predicable cope
>>87406342Do you really think the only reason you're not popular is because you're not lucky enough to have an active chat? And everyone else is a retard?
>>87406704No, and I've never claimed that.
>>87406704Yes.
>>87406342>mentions audio engineering>basically calls everyone seething retail workerswassup camui?
>>87406592What insult? They acted as villains for engagement. You're acting like this now, baiting people to respond, and you're not even monetizing it or even farming views. What is your end game with acting like this?
>>87406863I am literally telling you to stop responding, you do it by yourself. Don't blame me.
>>87406912>>87406863take it to the DMs
https://www.twitch.tv/kyuuketsuki_ika OUGH IM DRAWING
>>87406912People started responding to your bullshit for no reason, right?
>>87406695lil bro love!
>>87406863>DrDisrespect>actinglol. lmao. kek even
>>87407000People started responding to me because they had something to say. Unfortunately, it wasn't anything interesting, but we had a discussion nonetheless. You, however...>I'm not interested in continuing this discussion>Just let it go.I told you multiple times to not respond, but you're still doing it. Can you please stop blaming me for your own autism and/or lack of comprehension? Thank you.
Decision paralysis is killing me, come in and decide what I play firsthttps://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
>>87407198Camui...
>>87405423Less competition? What are you talking about? Gay men are the most promiscous people on Earth.
>click /asp/>wanna shit on the thread>its already shitSee you tomorrow
>>87406968I'm going to OUGH you all over
>>87405303vile creature of greed.
>>87407379>no demand it won't work>too much demand it won't workAll I see is excuses.
>>87408667Reading literacySmall market != No demand
I can't stop thinking about her.
>>87407198Anon, this is all on you. You're projecting and are the one with nothing interesting to add. Everyone else has given you lots of good advice. Unfortunately, you can't help yourself, and you can't update your beliefs. At the same time you never just fuck off despite being a stuck record.
Is there a practical way to lay down while I stream? I just like laying in my bed lmao
>>87408723It has nothing to do with literacy. You just keep arguing for any reason instead of admitting you don't want to drop your pants to get ahead.
>>87408809Name her
>>87408959Nikola
>>87408846Tracking is just recording inputs. You can lay down and do it in a custom way. Vtubers are stupid people on the whole so nobody does and they think it's impossible. It's the same logic that has them say you need specific equipment and can't have life-like inputs without it. Then again you won't be able to do it yourself if you couldn't figure out that much in the first place.
>>87408959Grace.
>>87408914>Why won't you whore yourself out for a group of people you aren't attracted to for pennies?I don't know anon, that's difficult.
>>87409331Excuses. If you really wanted that lifestyle you wouldn't make up so many excuses.
>>87409215Me either man.Thanks for caring about her, it means a lot.
>>87408818>Everyone else has given you lots of good advice. Like? Give me just one, I might've missed it.
>>87400455>>87400514This is the worst shit possible. Gen 5 is already struggling enough, the last thing we need is someone who is going to end up giving something for 'thread darling' fags to latch onto. The lolibaba whatever baiting she is doing as well will also further kill off a lot of gen 5 before they can really recover this is the worst possible outcome ever
>>87409810>I'll play that sealioning game to restart my endless bitching and moaningNo thanks. I see you like a fat person that always argues and never loses weight. It's a waste of time, figure it out yourself or kindly shut the fuck up.
>>87409484Yes I would like a lifestyle of earning easy money. Given the market I can appeal to is either women which is small and notoriously stingey or gay men which is even smaller and extremely competitive. This reality does not exist for women.
My favorite thing about this thread discussing demographics, audiences and niches is that they act like everyone is fighting over the same 5 viewers. You MUST do these 10 things or you won't appeal to anyone! **these 10 things only apply specifically to a group of 5 people and only accidentally might apply to others
>>87410098>it's too unfairSo you're a slut and a whore if you could be, but you're too lazy to actually do it. Sure, sure. Life was so unfair to you for not giving you a vagina so you could get herpes and $100.
>>87410253I usually never join in the discourse because I've just clicked go live for 8+ years and have seen natural growth without doing anything people say you need to do.I'm sure my growth would've been substantially larger if I did those things but I think the real joy of this hobby/interest is there's so many ways to approach it and it only gets more accessible as time goes on.
>>87402340thank you for the support anon, i will schedule the stream as soon as i finish model promise
>>87410047So it's not just that you were lying and can't give a single one but you're also a projecting piece of shit. I know it's free, but I don't want to live in your head. You're mentally ill. Never talk to me again.
>>87410324It is unfair. That is my entire point you retars. There is not equity or equality in this instance. I don't know why you're arguing against this.Sex work is dominated by women, not men.
>>87410253>>87410448I could get so much growth if only I had an engaging and fun chat to read.
>>87410253>everyone is fighting over the same 5 viewersConsidering that 90% of the thread has no viewers besides other thread-dwellers, that's pretty much true.
>>87410593Because you're a retard. Most people don't want that advantage.
>>87410615I'm going to tell you something that took me over 10 years to realize.If you rely on others for your streams, you are not going anywhere.You have to present yourself as a person that people should want to interact with or you will just end up asking for input from a chat that doesn't exist.looking at successful streamers in general their channels didn't start with huge groups of people clammoring for interaction, it started with them doing their own thing until they were interesting enough for people to want to be a part of that.
>>87410729>most people don't want to treated kindly and valued for simply existingHuh?
>>87410580>projectingYou're literally the one arguing against all the advice though. Get a fucking clue.
>>87410835Why did you post this? You add nothing. You're nobody. Projecting autismo.
>>87410856Yes, I am arguing, while you're projecting. I'm glad you acknowledge the difference.
>>87410955You don't know what projecting means and can't explain what you think I'm projecting about.
>>87398639>>87398701christ this is STILL being pushed? I'm literally not trans
so what happened with glorpo?
>>87411058Okay.
>>87410253I’ve always tried to give general advice for exactly that reason. Decide on your target audience, research who they are and what they might like, know your own goals, present yourself in accordance with those things. Then iterate. My advice has been called vague nonsense in this thread already. /Asp/ies have forgotten that the advice to just stream was intended for vtweeters. Many seem to think that just clicking the go live button is enough to gain or keep viewers. It works for some but not for all.
>>87411058It doesn't matter anyway, we're a trans-inclusive community.
I want at least 10k concurrent viewers on average.
>>87411043Anon means that he is actually following all the advice posted for him in this thread, and you infact are not following it and you're the one calling people names for posting it.
>>87410941ok kiddo, stay blissful
>>87411276That's a good and actionable plan, I would watch that content with 10k viewers. It sounds really interesting. Just the viewer total alone has me excited.
I’m going to do my best communicate for you, because that’s what you need me to do. I’ll give it everything I’ve got tomorrow. I will always do my best to give you a good life.
>>87411276better start working on the slop content then
if you're female, just listen to gumpaiif you're male just listen to Uwo
The Sekiro drunk stream goal is achieved and now im nervous its going to sunk. How are you booboos doing today.
>>87411470god awful advice lmao
I was thinking of making a discord and doing some sort of a monthly or bimonthly challenge thing with other retro game tubers, when we would play the same obscure vidya nobody else does. Maybe we could also revisit some old multiplayer games or mmos that have long been dead as a regular event. But maybe nobody wlse would be interested and it only sounds good in my head.
>>87411470>if you're male just listen to UwoSo basically, give up on vtubing and be a fleshstreamer
>>87411562Try it and if it doesmt worrk out it didnt. But im sure itll be fine
>>87411562>i was thinkingThats the problem. Just do. Am smart
>>87405363I got Burning Gundam off of mine and built him on stream, so its was worth it. I could never put stuff like clothes or other frivolous things on it, but stuff for streams, either PC/equipment upgrades or more kits to build on stream, are what I prefer using Throne for.
>>87411562you guys think? I just do whatever
>>87411562I would be very interested in that but I'm not really a retro game tuber, I'm just old.
started streaming for the first time. a new chatter appeared and it scared me so much had to end the stream. hopefully i will do better next time.
>>87411774I'm 29, is that old
>>87404104Got my hopes up for nothing, but that is my problem for hoping anything to begin with.
>>87411638Meme-ing aside don't actually do this. I'll always keep bringing up how some guy had a decent following with a few oilers, but gave it all up and became a fleshstreamer
>>87411808That happened to me too, but I can handle it now. But I'm still terrified of the thought of ever getting raided. Thankfully, I've made no friends so it's not going to happen.
>>87411827only 5 years younger than me take that as you will.
I want /asp/ies to be my friend and show up to my streams...
>>87411827one year away from wizardry...
>>87411889yeah i will probably be able to handle it soon, i just wasn't expecting anybody to chat my first stream
>>87411903And what games you'd be interested in playing?
>>87411924Name yourself :3
Becoming popular simply for existing is an extremely over-saturated market dominated by those who had first movers advantage. I don't understand why some anons cannot understand that simple fact. Pick a different streaming goal or cut your losses.
>>87411985On my first stream a bot showed up trying to sell me viewers and I thought it's a real person and started talking to him, then choked due to embarrassment and ended the stream.
>>87411842its still something i'll consider once i get a feel for what kind of viewers my voice and personality attract
>>87411808I streamed for the first time ever one time and I noticed someone followed me before streaming so I smashed my PC with a sledgehammer. I had no idea viewers were so thirsty for me...
>>87405431This is the best post anyone’s ever made about me, I’m honored, thanks anon
>>87411924I want aspies to stop being my friends and showing up in my stream…
playing caves of qud a roguelike for an hour then reading beserk vol 1 ttv sagehoge i have a new model
>>87411808>>87412178Horrifying
>>87411990I'm down for anything man, though not sure what you had in mind.
>>87412262same anon who messaged you about The Leaks
>>87412416Nothing specific, I've just been lazing around in bed and thought it could be fun. If we had more people we could just vote on it, or put on a bunch of games on a list and pull one randomly.
>>87412046I'm embarrassed, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and hope it works one day!
>>87412479I guessed as much haha, I really really wanna cover them cause it’s great stream content, but I decided against it for TOS reasons and stuff. Someone at GF is getting blown out hard and I don’t wanna contribute to it really
>>87412555randomly pulling sounds like a fun idea.would we all just play the same game with a goal in mind or what?
>>87412785Yep, some lesser known classics or just generally weird/obscure stuff maybe, but as I said I didn't really think it through, so I'm open to any ideas.
>>87412717If I was going to do something in that vein, it would be a team made solely of the Pokemon mentioned in the leaks (e.g. Typhlosion, etc.) and I'd see how many people I could beat with that team makeup. HOWEVER, this would 100% get you cancelled/labeled problematic by some people, so don't. But it would be funny as fuck. That, or some lewd skews in that vein, or skebs of you in a kigurumi of those Pokemon, idk. But don't. But it would be kino. But...don't.
>>87412905maybe we could come up with not just games but a basic objective to race towards for everyone, I think that'd be pretty fun.Like if we got a kirby game it could be to beat a specific boss or to get a specific power first, simple stuff.
>>87413457Sure, anything is fine by me, but first we should ask around if there's anyone else interested.
there are so many aspies that I want to have hot sweaty GAY sex with fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkk
i am happy for gumpai's success
>>87414265name him (plural), sis!
>>87412317link dummy???
>>87412079But how can just a personality attract something of that sort? How can you give up on something thou like without having even tried? I hope one day you can truly give it a shot, we need more people doing that sort of thing, the world gets a little better once someone can bring themselves to not lose in the face of the negativity contained in the world itself, others learn to also hope when they can see someone do so too. Do not pay so much attention to those who only know about the bad aspect and who rejoice in the suffering of this mundane mediocrity, realize at least once your dream, then with that decide if its worth commitint or not, nicetuber...
>>87414406in the next thread maybe, i'm literally falling-down drunk and literally need to look at the tier list to remember all of them
>>87414674if you don't mention me I will be very sad and hurt...
>be zenya>hate all female aspies>will still raid runo:)
>>87410615>I would grow an audience if I had an audiencehow exactly? You're just expecting an audience to exist from nowhere and generate you a bigger audience on their own. Try starting a cult instead.
>>87414792I don't think you're smart enough to realize but your premise might have a flaw in it.
>>87414792Runo wasn't part of the crowd bullying her when she was small and calling her 2enya so that's not a shock in any way
>>87415379please enlighten me 2enya
I hope things will go well for me. I need a lot of anons to pray for me tonight.
you guys ever think about what being a fish would be like
>>87415652What's wrong anonchama?
>>87415652What are you doing?
>>87415652I hope everything works out for the best, anon.
>>87415652idk what's happening but i hope its going well for you anon
>>87414590mm.. don't worry, i still think its a good idea, whether its through directly scheduled discussions or bringing up the topic out of the blue, i will help people do some introspection, and im sure i'll learn some things too through it which is another reason i dont want to just drop the idea (along with it sounding very good for shorts content)
Does Ludwig advice applies to vtubers too?https://youtu.be/QtVkI21963k
>>87415947Absolutely. I'm 100% certain that even chuubas like Dokibird follow his advice, or at least their managers watch and summarize it for them
>>87415676a lot more simplistic than being a human being
I'm excited..
You guys STINK
>>87416295Why are you excited?
>>87416363This FREAK smells guys
>>87416406LIES LIES LIES, AND SLANDER AND LIBEL. YOU WILL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS
>>87416292you're not deleting anything, anon
>>87415947What is his advice, I don't want to watch the video
>>87416529follow trends, network (leech), game algorithms