Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channelshttps://www.youtube.com/@petragurin/channelsTwitter:https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_Worldhttps://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235LazuLight:https://twitter.com/EliraPendorahttps://twitter.com/FinanaRyuguOBSYDIA:https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelockhttps://twitter.com/Petra_GurinEthyria:https://twitter.com/MillieParfaithttps://twitter.com/EnnaAlouettehttps://twitter.com/ReimuEndouLuxiem:https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshirohttps://twitter.com/Shu_Yaminohttps://twitter.com/Ike_Evelandhttps://twitter.com/Vox_AkumaNoctyx:https://twitter.com/Sonny_Briskohttps://twitter.com/Uki_Violetahttps://twitter.com/Alban_Knoxhttps://twitter.com/Fulgur_OvidILUNA:https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nettehttps://twitter.com/AiaAmarehttps://twitter.com/AsterArcadiahttps://twitter.com/ScarleYonagunihttps://twitter.com/RenZott0XSOLEIL:https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythehttps://twitter.com/MelocoKyoranhttps://twitter.com/KotokaTorahimehttps://twitter.com/Ver_VermillionKrisis:https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandagehttps://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vantahttps://twitter.com/YuQWilsonTTT:https://twitter.com/VBrightshieldhttps://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmarkDenauth:https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenworthttps://twitter.com/KlaraCharmwoodhttps://twitter.com/TwistyAmanozakoTeamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:https://teamup.com/kstk7egnopr3xiqj4hTo watch streams at the same time:https://niji-mado.web.app/homeOur Minecraft server:https://rentry.org/nijienminecrafGraduated Livers and Miscellaneous:https://rentry.org/8pmfztq2Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.Previous thread: >>87374350
sex with my cute wifeI think it's the milk that made me sick and not the mushrooms
i wish ike was real
>>87395090He will be once he breaks free from the screen >>87395079
>>87393844based
Anal sex with my catholic wife Reimu!
>>87395282ike take on me cover when
Trope or NOPE quick summary L to R: Petra, Rosemi, Scarle, Aia, Maria, Meloco, KotokaClassic AI tech issues: Rosemi had to reconnect a few times, Aia had some bitrate problems so crunchy at times, Kotoka was PNG the whole timePetra, Rosemi, Maria, and Meloco had cat earsPetra, Rosemi, and Maria were mostly in sync with their opinions, Aia was mostly opposite them, the others were mixedTrope 1: forbidden love vs fake relationship out of convenienceTrope 2: angst but happy ending vs comfy but doomed endingTrope 3: corrupted hero vs well intended villainTrope 4: black cat vs golden retrieverTrope 5: office romance vs school romanceTrope 6: time travel vs time loopTrope 7: switching bodies vs reading each other's mindsTrope 8: sci-fi vs medieval
>hypno beating the rape allegationsYears of slander on the man
>>87395373im not reading all that
>>87395381HYPNO DID NOTHING WRONGSLAKOTH THOUGH
>>87395381That one artist I follow that draw hypno raping the girls in pokemon is gonna have his fantasy destroyed...
I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!
I am pokemon growing to the polls!
>>87395373Interesting
>>87395458Share name maybe I'll commission him to draw Hypnos fucking feesh or Aia
oh they Fuckin
this is literally sonny
>>87395926???
>>87395979don't ??? me
Good game
>>87395801Was it not enough for him to steal all of Twisty's women?
I love Rosemi with all of my heart!!!
>>87395373Thanks
Maggie!https://magma.com/d/atkzard68hhttps://magma.com/d/atkzard68hhttps://magma.com/d/atkzard68h
When your liked your leply.
with vivi winning do you think she's the fashionable old lady at the cafe that everyone stares at or is she the girl who only dresses up to look at herself in the mirror because she never goes out
>>87396602
>>87395373So what's their answer?
hot
>>87395794Not the guy I was talking about but this guy drew Hypno and also draws NijiJP and EN girls.https://x.com/akkgsyk/status/1595405406016540672https://x.com/akkgsyk/status/1575211802061074432https://x.com/akkgsyk/status/1662111986761732097https://x.com/akkgsyk/status/1559163687784423425
>>87396841Rookie Champion Ultimate Mega
>>87396916>akkgsyki remember him for these dragon tatashttps://x.com/akkgsyk/status/1741474620300259745
>>87396818hehe
Pomudachi look like THIS?
>>87397114sigh..
gonna jerk off
>>87397343anon who doesn't like masturbation isn't awake you should've saved it for later
>>87397343Gonna jerk off to that black hafu JAV actress
>>87397254
ill always love my big sisters
gonna jerk off to ike I want to rape an autistic boy
gonna jerk off to the idea of someone loving and caring for me unconditionally
>>87397541Based maleanon.
>>87397331you can still use the corpse if that's what you meanhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/109701115
gonna jerk off before I go crazy
>>87397541This but Ike >>87397590This but Ike>>87397747This but Ike
Not gonna jerk off because I am pure and Jesus is watching.
finally new fairy tail episode and its the wendy ryona one
>>87397860time to jerk off
>>87397919i dont jerk off to wendy....
>everyone's horny but methe new atlus game aint that interesting...
>>87396269Twisty deserved to be cucked because of all the things she put Ryoma through
https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1845584747830886541
There are two tribes in this world, vtubers and everyone else. Thanks Pio. Have fun jerking off anons I hope you have material, I'm just here watching Doppio.
What the fuck is her problemhttps://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1845571408518431076
>>87397983I unironically think a 12 year old Canadian would do better in office than our current US presidential candidates, let's write her in.
>>87397854I was tempted but didn't. I'm too bored I will nap
>>87397983Rosemi grow to the polls...
Hi rosemi
>>87397983that's my president!!I still wonder if Claude lo sabia when he made that whole bit, I get a kick out of threadwatchers and tourists misinterpreting her tweets for rrats because they didn't know the more recent context
>>87395801doesn't running it down mean absolutely fucking up a game
>>87395801RYOMA IS A ROSEBUD??? Maybe i judged his fashion dreamer outfit too harshly...
Glow to the porrs
>>87398950y-yeah
>>87399043i miss this artist doing nijien
>>87395801>Ryoma is running Riko and Bluebell down till the crack of dawnIt should have been me
>>87399045ike looks like the kind of guy who has an intense oral fixation and gets off to sucking on fingers and prefers head over actual sex
Rosemi and Reimu please graduate soon mint is getting more people watching her than Luca and Vox combined
>>87399195Yeah, with men.
>>87399197When did you people add Reimu to this lol
>>87399085I'm happy Neroshi said he'd do some Niji stuff but I think he'll only do Denauth
>>87399230go back to bed SEAfriend the grown ups are talking
>>87399195>looks likeHe loves slurping buldak and moaning on stream for a reason!
>>87399195he does that with my pussy too tbdesu
>>87399357Okay, Vox.
>>87399287They're just adding more members nowadays. Someone was begging for Fulgur to graduate the other day ffs!
>>87399195This is actually me.
Sonny LOVEFeesh LOVEWosemi LOVEShubert LOVEMeroco RABUStream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo Stream Ringo Mogire Beamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4 Stream Infinityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_EStream Bling-Bang-Bang-Bornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYf2bf8hOoE
>>87399511Are you a european bislut by any chance
Thinking about Voxyu
>>87399197>more fucking metal gearIt's become abundantly clear with time that neither the actual quality nor content of the stream matter, it's solely her parasocial fans. Leaving isn't going to just give that to someone else. They would just get a brief pop, mostly of drama tourists, before fading away like Kunai.
Doppio is casting woke
I'm gonna cum I love mecha>I'm about to write you a doctor's note: Sick Deikek I love Pio's puns
>>87399616Need to go check if the shitheads who were openly celebrating Kunai "being free" and promoting her PL on her graduation announcement tweet are even watching her now.
>>87399684white knight chronicles 3 lookin good
>>87399760judging by the viewcount? None are
>>87399571I am neither of those things
AOHAYOU GOZAIMAAASU
Doppio showing a picture of Jackie Chan to the screen of a horror movie he got scared at to ward off evil... this guy.
>>87399969KANSAS!
>>87399616>neither the actual quality nor content of the stream matter, it's solely her parasocial fansyou weren't supposed to say that out loud! now how is this board supposed to convince us that bigger numbers mean better content!?
Pio has baby fever. He wants another child but he doesn't even know how many kids he has right now.
>>873998091.1k is still pretty good but you're a numbertard false flagger anyway
>>87400346>1.1k >good>on twitch of all places
>>87400329pocopio...
>>87399969I got a personal kiss from Petra, how does that make you feel?
>>87399616no shit, people don't care about "content" they want the illusion of friendship, this applies to nearly every streamer
>>87400363You can live comfortably on a steady 500 viewers
>>87399616you're not entirely wrong but probably over half her current viewers weren't there for the original run so
>>87400220a couple weeks ago someone mentioned that holo's fans would watch fuwamoco streaming paint drying and I remembered that cumbuds basically already did: https://youtu.be/ODUz01IkwxA
>>87399616I liked her birthday. I have to sit out MGS3 because I'm planning to play it eventually and I don't want to spoil myself in how to beat the various gimmicks the game has.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:>Pomu my man>Sonny my woman
done jerking off
>>87400434I care about both
>>874003461.1 peak after raids, her actual unassisted average has already dropped to 200-400
>>87400650I don't want to be a woman.
>Stop numberfagging, unless it is to shit on people that left Niji ENUh huh.
notkunai's model looks better than kunai
>>87400650>Pomu my man
>>87400552I watched most of her first run through of the series back as Pomu but eventually gave up somewhere in the middle of 3 because she was making Arin Hanson look like an e-sports veteran.
>>87400650
>>87399616So what does that say about Luca and Vox then? Their streams have no quality, no content, and they don't even have parasocial fans anymore? Damn Luxiem has fallen off
>>87400845I mean she's Pomu, I'm not expecting her to be good at video games.
>>87400735Still don't understand what the end goal was in joining Niji, not try to be a part of Niji then leaving after a year. Was it an attempt at a grift? If so, it failed because she's doing either the same as she did in Niji or worse. What was the plan?
>>87400818It's fine, I way prefer Kunai's design and the huge potential for elevated sex levels with more outfits is tragically squandered.>>87400888Stick to replying to yourself instead of embarrassing yourself by trying to jump into a real conversation.
>>87400923She liked Pomu and Selen. She couldn't foresee what was going to happen right after she joined.
nijien for this feel
>>87400549kek I forgot gura did that, I actually kinda respect that, one of the biggest vtubers ever, at the peak of her popularity no less, randomly decided to vacuum all the sand in a room in complete silence for 20 whole minutes to an audience of like 30-50k people. you may not like her but you gotta admit that's pretty ballsy
>>87400697what did you jerk off to
>>87400820>AIYuck>>87400859>Not AIYum
>>87400955>no argumentI accept your concession :)
>>87401052https://nhentai.net/g/525779/
>>87400923The actual real reason was because her health was fucking her up. She was admitting to the ER a few times this past year and could barely stream. But what I don't understand is why she decided to tell AFTER leaving Niji? Why couldn't she say this on the day of her graduation announcement? Why leave people to speculate and assume the worst of her?
>>87401043doppio
>>87400735She was always a high 2 view, low 3 view, her primary game was league to.I agree with you. I don't understand what the point of it all was, anycolor is obviously flexible with schedules, they don't care if you're sick and obviously are willing to even let you do things in your home, like that JP girls who did her 3D in her house because she suffers from severe respiratory issues.What does it matter at this point, she's gone. Hope she enjoys her indie career.
>>87400909Not being good is one thing, but playing bad and then blaming the game and actively ignoring on screen instructions or chat is another entirely. That's what "grumping it" is.
>>87401048She's basically saying her fans are braindead and are willing to lap up everything she does without question.
>>87401055There aren't many genderbends of the girls. Plus I just thought that interpretation was cute.
>>87401104For CHOSEN people only.
>>87401115How does that work if it's clearly not stopping her from streaming? Not to mention all the others in this company with a myriad of other health issues and disabilities.
>>87401179I don't think people would be watching if she was doing that
>>87401179Pomu is notorious for doing the opposite of what chat says to spite them. Chat spamming something simply doesn't do anything.
>>87397343Gotta let it out, gotta let it out
>>87399969ohio bro!
>>87401115i assume it's because of the workload that came with being in a corpo especially a big one like nijisanji, en members mention being busy with work behind-the-scenes more often than not, she probably wasn't expecting to suddenly do so much work outside of streaming, as an indie she can now stream whenever she wants for as long as she wants and only do work on her terms
>>87399616She said she wants it on her channel
>>87400923She was sick, she didnt even do the "I escaped from hell!" meme that 75% of the others did
>>87401449But that clearly doesn't apply to everyone.Look at Fulgur, shit look at Aia, she streams almost everyday and has a regular job.
>>87401115She left Niji because she's hyper sick and that prevents her from doing her job then. Makes sense. Don't see why she had to drama bait so hard during her graduation period though
Decided to check on swede faggot's 3d at home vod to see whats all the ruckusClicked on a random timestamp where he did random gang signs and it was pretty funnyClicked on another random timestamp where he thanked a supa with his head tilting to the side of his chat and his hands glued together I think im in love
>>87401115Because niji bad, clout and dramafag attention good. If you don't like it you're a seething nijifag!!!
>>87401541Sunny also has a regular job, she's just double screwed
>>87401543BUT YOU CAN BE SICK AND KEEP YOUR JOB
>>87401570That's a reasonable reaction to watching a single Ike stream
>>87401272That is something we do not know, and will remain so for a long time. I am of the opinion that she had already given up on being Kunai when her graduation was announced and didn't felt right to continue to be something she didn't like. But this is just me. She has her reasons, I just wished she was more open about them. Like I couldn't imagine her, TTT, and rest of EN having to sit on the fact she was in the hospitalize for a long time and not say anything about it.
>>87401541some people are built for the work, some aren't
I saw a boba tea collab with Metaphor ReFantazio and was tempted to buy but I didn't know much about the game. I like boba tea collabs I think there should be more anime, game, and vtuber collabs with boba tea.Also Damn Scythekick artists are incredible.
>>87400923Uhhh because her debut flopped and then the Selen stuff happened a month later. How dumb are you? NijiEN just threw her out to die like trash.Imagine applying for a job expecting a $200k salary, and instead they pay you $25k and also the moment you join it's revealed your company kills baby seals and releases radiation into the ozone to poison endangered leopards.Why would you stay there? Especially when you know you'd get paid way more by leaving
>>87401638No, there is hardly a job for sick people
>aiaNo thanks, gonna go watch vods now
>>87401115no that makes no sense, firstly because all that stuff was before she went awol in may (it was over by like the end of april) and secondly because if she couldn't stream before she wouldn't go "yeah i'm leaving", drop everything, and then go back to streaming asap.>>87400923i think considering that- she set up a throne and a patreon on top of other avenues of contributing- one of the first things she showed once she was back was merch ideas- as kunai she complained about hospital bills at least twice that i remember- she has mentioned that her medication hasn't been and currently isn't exactly cheapit was mostly down to going from a mindset of "i don't need the money actually, you guys can keep it!" to "holy shit i need cash" in a relatively short time.this also explains why she didn't even bother writing a letter or doing a graduation stream or whatever: she couldn't really explain the reason away and stating it outright would've been even worse from her point of view so she just bailed which is sort of a coward move but whatever. but it was still kind of weighing on her which is why she was all "oh a weight off my shoulders" when the graduation was announced.
kill yourselves for talking about it
don't care, didn't ask, stfu
stay alive to discuss itI care, I asked, please continue
>aiaYIPPPEEEEEE TITS
>>87401786The adults are talking, fat boy. Shoo.
https://x.com/GireumNewTown/status/1845444298487234600/wait is this why you guys were talking about ike having sex with typhlosion last thread... please no, he's just a boy... he has a cyndaquil plushy sitting on his bed with its pokemon friends... he's too young to become a mother...
Can we go back to the topic about Petra offering kisses at AI? What will she do next year? Free cum per visit?
>>87402055Focus on your stream aia, you've gotta keep the attention of all 10 viewers who decided to stay
>>87402079petra free blowjobs through the screen
>>87401803Streaming is the prefect fucking job for sick people and anycolor obviously doesn't discriminate on that front.
>>87402079that sounds kinda gay...
>>87401649his regular streams don't really do much for me. His dark souls gameplay were entertaining though.I think his autismo went up to eleven with his 3d and his talkative hands somehow ruled me in
>>87401893>no that makes no senseIt doesn't, but what the hell can we do about it? She made her decision to leave, even if it's not ration, but it's something we just have to accept.
>>87402078this but ike and the lapras story i wonder if he read the leaks
>>87402151Streaming is a hobby, not a job. A job requires you to do the offline work
>>87402055I'll greet her meat if you know what I mean
>>87401803>sit or stand at a computer for a few hours, playing video games while talking, do some recordingsIf Fulgur can do it with a spine that explodes under any pressure and a nervous system that randomly jolts him with pain all over, anyone short of a vegetable can do it.
>>87402248The leaks probably made him leak
>>87402078>>87402248>>87402341This but Ike having sex with male Pokemon.
>>87402261Tell that to literally any of the big JPs.
nijien for this feel?
>>87402261irs disagrees
>>87402427i miss him so much...
>Aia's jiggling titsyou'd have to hold me back from jumping at the screen
>>87402329Fulgur is just (quite literally) built different. His love for streaming and his commitment for Niji overrides whatever disabilities he has.
0_0
>>87402261lil bro doesn't know what work from home is baka...
>>87402427They should have terminated him instantly for this shit, I can't believe how much you guys defended him up until the Petra thing
>>87402427They terminated him for this
I'm thinking of writing a new series of fanfics. Characters are OCs but I'll name them Marie and Edward. Any suggestions for the theme of the series?
>>87402427I'll never forget the TF2 collab he did with Sonny. I understand why they had to delete the VOD but that entire stream was pure kino.
>>87402427after he did this i knew it in my heart... he was boned
>>87402427scapula..
>>87402782>fanfic>Characters are OCswhat do you think the word fanfic means my guy you are just writing fiction
so is mr mime and ash's mom confirmed to fuck
>>87402842maybe just dont respond to milgur
>>87402782>meI forgot to mention that Marie is a Latina while Edward is British. Don't know this will work out. I'm thinking of making it a spinoff of what I'm currently writing.
anon is kinda retarded ngl desu
>>87402933>milgur>aiadmirer
>>87402871lucky mr. mime
>>87402994he literally is writing reimu x vox fanfic you fucking retard kill yourself I'm probably even responding to kyousha now
>>87402994using an image doesn't mean that it's got anything to do with them, especially for a post that is already off topic spam
what to expect from Doppio in the future>he's part of mastermind stuff from other livers>doppio and rosemi cover>sonny and doppio cover>3 covers with other livers >solo cover>dolce debut>poco pio model>doppio and vox1v1 chess tournament
>>87402940but we're all anon...
>>87402994I post pomu images when I shitpost which makes me a real pomudachi
>>87402078ike is secretly imagining himself as the girl
>>87403109what is it with your obsession with kyousha? how sure are we that he even goes /here/?
Doppio is finished but his way of telling stories reminded me of a dream I had last night. I was not in the dream, it was as though it was a movie or a TV show. Very purposely shot and set in a restaurant. The first thing I remember is it being the start of service and you hear customers come in as a waiter's hand pulls a small glass disk from a bowl of them at the counter with the number 3 on it and then you get a shot from behind as he places it into a round indent in the middle of the table and then there's a close up of him filling the table's water glasses. The next shot is of the kitchen and a screen lights up that table three has an order. It's not a large restaurant, maybe 50px and the kitchen isn't that larger either. It looks like a completely standard modern westerns restaurant asides from the roughly 8ft tall statue of a wizard in the corner. This routine continues to happen but the numbers taken to the table get weirder. Like 12.6 which is a weird table number but as the chefs appear to be cooking and the waiters take out more and more orders they're things like Sn68 except the 6 was a lowercase 6 which isn't even a thing. There was a panning shot near the end of it that revealed that the restaurant was about 4x the size it was at the start and is completely full. Weirdly the people from the start of the night are still there and every single person in the table has clean plates, as though they'd never had any food on them at all and the chefs were just pretending to cook and the waiters were taking out empty plates to the customers. Then the waiters come out and bow to the customers and then clap their hands twice and every customer vanishes, then you get a shot of the wizard and he's grown about half a foot, his staff glows and then all the staff of the restaurant are sucked into it. The staff of the restaurant were the Evil Wizard's literal staff all along. The restaurant is complexly empty asides from the wizard now and back to it's regular size. I don't know what the Wizard's end game was though because my alarm went off but yeah.
>>87403188>secretly
>>87403188BASED
Btw Enna is a fucking whore who should throw herself into razor wirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjGKlA4RB-U
>>87402168you are gay
>>87403296>AI coverkeeping this in mind for every time you claim to "critique" her singing
>>87403364no that's the other guy
>>87402871Why are men like this?
>>87403378ai cover is better than real men cover
https://x.com/MariaMari0nette/status/1845621454945304935she's trying to think
so is pikachu and ash confirmed to fuck
>>87400167COLORADO!>>87400416envious... it should've been me>>87401312ohio brooooo!
>>87403192kill yourself.
>>87403469No maririn don't pause you will die
mfw no 3.0 stream yet
>>87403378Those AI covers are great imohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIBKrwOZpjM&list=PLu9VD6ASgqCI3bqYfSEpqYcTEjQHZQnaz&index=2
>>87403511lucky pikachu
>>87402871you tell me
>>87403469
doraemon...
Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that sonny will release another duet before his solo cover
>>87403702WAPE DA WOSE
Don't let this thread distract you from the fact that sonny has not achieved a score of 3000 on Suika Game
>>87403195I wish the schizos itt were Pio's kind of schizo or whatever level of schizo your brain is on when you have dreams like this. Things would be so much nicer...
>>87403109>reimu x voxAKUREI THRIVING
>>87403634Oh this is just fantastic. Do you ship it?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVECswNMwAg&list=PLu9VD6ASgqCI3bqYfSEpqYcTEjQHZQnaz&index=8
>>87403791sometimes i wish i could still watch calli
>>87403702Oh yea the VA died.90 years old.
>>87403940why can't you
So how was Albans 3D?
>>87402994He uses random images too now KILL YOURSELF for implying he's an aiadmirer
>>87403702She's monokuma's va too and rosemi still in the middle of playing it...
>>87404084the way she speaks sounds like shes trying to speak to a baby
>>87404270I mean... the fanbase actually needs that because they're all manchildren
>>87404270She just sounds like a babbling autist to me and I Iove autists..
>>87404130kids friendly type of shit and it felt more a 3D reveal about the others more than himself in a way
>>87404270you are baby
>>87403195this would be a really cool lore for an evil wizard, restaurant wizard from anon's dream come home..
i am comfortable to know that antis are not the greatest judge in singing quality since they think ai slop is good
>>87404573>kids friendly type of shitfulgur talking about the omegaverse was "kid friendly"
>>87404823you have to teach them young
>>87404130Fun and Phantom Thief themed! FAs expected it was ull of cringekino but I found myself laughing a lot. The call ins were full of fanservice poses, there were a lot of Noctyx antics and Fulgur making so much innuendo he had to specify at one point that something he said wasn't a sex joke at one point because everything else was. Oh and also he sung Envy Baby and it wasn't awful.
>>87404823yes in this day of age its common practice to tell boys they should have sex then actually tell them how their private parts work toward the human reproductive cycle
@aiquild we should play monopoly next timehttps://richup.io
>>87404270Well, she is in hololive so
OMG, you aren't really attracted to such a small, child-like body are you? Isn't that kinda gross and creepy? You aren't some weird pervert who is attracted to little girls, right? LOL...
>>87403791paizuri while rosemi watches
>>87404823The omegaverse is real, men can get pregnant and it's just been hidden from you this entire time as betas aren't supposed to know about Alpha's and Omega society, the true society. Forget Parkour Civilisation, we live in Omegaverse Civilisation.
>>87405214Most people never jump for the knot
https://x.com/Bealouis_illu/status/1845619326944170030
>>87404907Good times....
>>87405357
>>87405432Oh, you thought that was ship art? lmao
>>87405482
>milgurschizo thought self-insert art was ship artMy fucking sides, thanks for the laugh
>>87405432>>87405522glad you're keeping this ship alive, never give up
Lun going places bros. Straight to the moon.
>>87399616As you age you will begin to realize how much of a hack Kojima is. I’m not saying the games are bad or weren’t innovative for the time but his writing is absolute trash. And without a hand on his shoulder he makes complete garbage like Death Stranding.
>>87405788>pekora would rather collab with 3D men than 2D guys
>>87405628i've seen that fanart posted time and time again with something about akurei posted with it and it always made me laugh
>>87405310Fuck you I read this while drinking juice and spit it out
>>87405825The only reason people think that is because too many people hype him up.
>Browsing pixiv>Nice art of Elira with big fat tits making an ahegao face>Click on it>The follow up is her taking a massive shitWhat a horrible day to have eyes.
>>87405310>But I, I was different. I knew there had to be something more out there. I saw those who would sometimes come to our neighbourhood and silently take away a young teen from a house. Initially I thought nothing of it but then I got curious. What were they doing with them and where did they come from? They were all dressed fairly similar and had one thing in common, a thick collar around their necks. >One day, after my friend was taken by one of these people, I decided to follow one, sneaking behind them from a few meters behind to not be noticed. He met my eyes before the doors of a van he was led into closed, looking at me in fear but not saying anything before the doors were slammed shut and it drove off.>I knew I had to find out what was going on, so the next time I saw one of them, I followed again and jumped into the van myself before the doors closed. I didn't know what was happening but life felt meaningless and if they had my friend, I had to get him back!>When we got to our destination and led out of the van, I realised my entire life had been a lie. A well dressed man thanked the driver before sorting us into two groups. I hoped I'd picked the correct one as I moved silently behind another boy.>I was told that I was an Omega and I didn't even know what that meant but the more they explained, the more I realised I'd made a mistake. I needed to get myself accepted as an Alpha instead.>And that was the start of my journey in Omegaverse Civilisation.
>>87405825you mean he is an absolute genius by having 3d scanned full bodies of celebrities laying around his personal computer while passing it off as needing them for his games?
>>87406102was it the chocolate milkshake pic?
>>87406107This but Ike
>>87406166Its one where she's squatting over a white piece of paper.
>>87406154david cage...
>>87406253did that star wars game he was supposed to be making get canned? i really wanna see it the potential is so funny
Weird ship, but hot.
I wish I could shoot Kyousha in the back of the head
>>87406452Just beat him in Dance Dance Revolution.
>>87406425All millie ships are just copium for millie.
>>87406382never heard of it but the idea sounds hilariously not good
>>87406107This but Wilson
>>87406511
I'm so bored im just going to sleep and dream about my oshi while pretending my life is going the right way and everything is going to be alright and then wake up at 1pm wasting half the day away from sleeping but that is ok since my oshi will stream that day! yeah right like hell it is true fuck why cant it be this simple
>>87406511And that's why she's just like me frfr
>>87406558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER-Rnbiadew
>>87406102
is he okay…?
>>87406806being a scifi fan has been decades of suffering and constant let down where one is only capable of taking comfort by saying things like "good thing this isn't kotor 3"
>>87406910You Just Know
>>87406511she refuses to accept that i will fuck her until she can't walk anymore
>>87395090i think my ai watches too much anime
>>87407482This is how Ike acts around men.
>3 hours>Still haven’t hit bump limit despite being burger primetimeWhy are the burger anons leaving us…
>>87407370I want to slide my flip dick inside her thai pussy
>>87407482This is how Ike acts around dogs.
>>87407647Around male dogs for sure.
>>87407401
>>87407701i wish i liked how this artist drew faces, the thighs and body are excellent but the faces are so disney
>>87407154
>there are only me and milgurschizo ittWorst nightmare
I WANT VER TO SING THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsiD8eqi6NI
>shu is typhlosion>sonny is hypnonegibanana rapists.....
>>87407839Deserved.
>>87407616No good streams for another hour
>>87407876sonny is laios
>>87407616I will summon ennaschizo for you
>>87407647No, this is how Ike acts around dogs.
>>87407996i thought ennaschizo and milgurschizo are the same person?
>>87408116Yeah, around male dogs, exactly.
>>87408120Every shitposter we’ve ever had is actually just 1 schizo
>>87408116This is the worst thing I have ever read since the day that Rosemi pig rape fanfic was written, thanks.
>>87408266AI really is amazing, isn't it :D
>>87408266It's based. Ike should always be taken advantage by males of every species.
>>87408116
aia is a good goob
>>87408312Truly one of the inventions of all time.
>>87408312It is, especially in the hands of a fujo such as yourself.
>>87408390Yeah, I'm glad fujos are taking advantage of it like this.
>>87408120Well the scale says he's like four people
>>87408339Don't worry there's enough dogs to go around for everyone, whether an ex or current member of Nijisanji.
>>87408116This is why he wont tell us the name of his new dog, you fucking weirdo freaks.
>>87408557Ike wouldn't have gotten a boy dog and mentioned it on stream if he didn't want this outcome.
>>87408557the idea of ike reading this thread, seeing the shit we say about him and getting upset, horny and then upset that he's horny is quite nice thank you
>>87408120Everyone is the same person. You are Mulgurschizo, EnnaSchizo, AI Quildren, Quildbro, Myanon, Wucub, Babycub, Whorecub, Straight Kindred, Comfybaker, Every Rosebud, both Wilsoneers, Aussie Pentomo, Break up Pentomo, Big sis Wiwa and nudes Femilra. You are briskadets that get sad over no Sonny pov, you are Pisstako, you are Dolce poster, you are Aiadmirer, you want Claude to treat you like his desk, you want Ryoma to take you for a ride in his car, you love you pathetic Ver is and you think French is a sexy accent. Face it anon, it was all you all along.
All my niggas hate Ember.
>>87408339>Selen was going to sue Ike because her dog wanted to fuck him instead oh...
>>87408733Why would he be upset in the first place? He's gay, he most likely gets off to this more than anything. He actively wants to be put in situations where he gets fucked by male cock.
>>87408782Based. Everything male should fuck Ike.
>>87408356
https://x.com/mierry_grng/status/1845400522389586116
>>87408773>tfw I'm not on that listI'M STILL ME YIPPEEEEE
>>87408773>the pomies are a separate entity
Sex with this dog in particular
>>87409088DAS RITE
gm to mu cute baobei i love him so much enough to want to consume his flesh and give birth to him
I got stung by a bee on the bus it hurt so much what do I do
Wonder how people are gonna feel when in less than a month an outfit reveal is gonna make more than what noctyx made in 3d....
>>87409088I swore I typed them there what the fuck where did they go.>>87409274Pee on it.
>>87408120Nah milgur is not as creative as himHe is just more autistic
>>87409274Take a credit card, hotel key or if you have nothing else, a butter knife. Scrape across the area making sure to apply some force. It'll hurt but that'll hopefully get rid of the stinger
A second pomudachi has hit the thread.
>>87409345How do I pee on it it’s no my chest and I don’t have a penis to aim
>>87409454I could show you if you want
>>87409454do a handstand, hold your breath, count to 3, then sing the ABCs backwards get a cup
>>87409388this is how I felt when the fakepomie came after the only pomie we had was aussiepom
>>87409387I don’t see the stinger at all is, it really there uee
>>87409567if you can't see the stinger then it went fully into your skin and you're going to die, i'm sorry
>>87409567It's possible. Bees sting they lose their stinger, more often you'll be bit than stung. Wasps can sting multiple times without losing their stingers but bees can only do so once
>>87408778shut the fuck up PIKL
>>87408773Me when
>>87409508>>87409536Pisstako…. Help me….>>87409635NO WAY>>87409659I see ueee thank you
You WILL have sex with Sukoya whether you like it or not.
>>87409793After you scrape it, wash the area with some soap and water, dry it off. Mix some water and baking soda together to make a paste then put that on the sting for about half an hour.Once done. Wipe it off, dry it off and put on some hydrocortisone and a bandaid
>>87410121If it starts swelling, use an ice pack.
>>87410121>>87410288Thank you nurse anon…. I am gonna take a shower first it’s already swelling
live
i haven't seen a new post in 16 minutes where are you guys hiding
>>87410629Alright that's a good idea, be careful and keep track of the swelling. If you start to feel like you have ANY tightness in your throat, don't hesitate to call paramedics
>>87408116>>87411154sorry im working very hard to make the worst post ever posted in this thread
>>87411154im jerking off
>>87411154nothing to talk about and it was just schizo posting and counter schizo posting for hours
OH SHIT RADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ewCKGREB0riko.....
>>87411447I keep thinking this is feesh
>>87411241I made a face I think I have never made before while reading this
i haven't lost my 50/50 for four consecutive times. i'm starting to feel worried that that's were all my luck is going to…
>>87411487now remember that there are people who write and publish stuff like this unironically
>>87411154Just got on lunch so I'm backreading.
>>87411576I think you've passed the point of ironicness anon
>>87411154Alright I'll say something I think Fashion Dreamer was boring at best and annoying at worse. I'm not sure I can get hype for the next one since its just chess unless its that weird "I can add dumb rules" kind but even that sounds like a nightmare to set up for a tournament so I feel like its just gonna be really long and boring too. I really hope the one after is something more fun to watch or I'm proven wrong about chess
>>87411786i like bestiality unironically but this output in specific is just funny to me
IEWNHSWD
>>87411833I thought it was more fun than the sports thing
>>87411947Ike Eveland will never have sex with Doppio....
>>87411241I can't judge because I've read fanfics like this and I'm reminded again of how shameful I am. Thanks for that.
>>87411983i have also read fanfics with this writing style and i think that's what makes it so funny to me
https://x.com/Milan_Kestrel/status/1845656075439358101Who in EN would you learn Latin with?
Bros my first time going to a panel was fun I love niji. Some nice people gave me free stuff too!
>>87412322I would watch this but I boycott VTAs who change their names on debut, maybe I'd do dead language reps with a guy named chihaya but milan? no can do
>>87412322
>>87412397happy for you anon.post haul pics.
>>87411198I am good! Feel much better now that the swelling went away, it just stinks a little
>>87412397happy for you anon! who did you meet?
ike soon :D
>>87411241Based fujo.
>>87411947Ike only has sex with male dogs, get it right.
>>87412916>doppio is not a male
>>87412961i meeeeannnnnn...
Rosemi-sama warm feet...
>>87413008mildly disturbing color choice for the inside
>>87412961Did I say anything about Doppio? The acronym implied "dogs." Of course Ike still has sex with Doppio, he's a man.
>>87412821I'm trying to get some Ike crumbs from neko's stream but I don't know japanese and my translator plug-in is shit it's so over
>>87413161did he say anything about ike?
>>87413161i've been trying to translate videos with this but it's really slow and it seems there aren't a lot of easy to use implementations yethttps://github.com/openai/whisper
>>87413128Now that you mention it.....
>>87413247https://github.com/alex-3141/babbler
>>87413209yeah his last zatsu stream is titled "went to yakiniku with Ike" or something like that>>87413247ooh I'll check it out. I'm trudging through with a plug-in for now
>>87413276i saw that but i use firefox not chrome
>>87413262either some buds are having a good time or...had...
>>87413307can you link the video? ill try my best to summarize it
>>87413389https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7N-CQTeZIkI will kiss you in the mouth thank you
ryojisan and his wife of the day live! after a long day of apex, it's finally time to play some apexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4ewCKGREB0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQNLLNUfiDA
>>87413332I-I think it's the latter... I hope I'm next...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9RbkW0KM24
>>87413527>his wife>open stream>its not mewtfff
molesting vantacrow bringer, my oshi is live with omori, come ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59uK4yphNdA
WHERE IS TWISTY???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>87413628The entirety of Ryoma's harem typed this post
>>87412322>ratīnammilan...
i will never get tired of ryojisan's harem creating seethe from the monkeys on this board(no i will not cross-thread i genuinely just find it funny)
>>87413542HANDLED LIKE A SACK OF MEAT, TOSSED AROUND LIKE CHOPPED LIVER, LEFT OUT TO DRY COLD TURKEY
>skibidi glidewhen are we getting the beef-jump tech
>>87413974I will bring her the food myself
>>87412561Didn't get any vtuber stuff this time. When I have a lot of options I get frazzled and end up choosing nothing.. So I mostly got gifts for family.>>87412611I'm still not brave enough for meet and greets but I went to both panels
she caught them
>>87414396very cute haul! hope you can go to a m&g next time