green man got a suuankou edition>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-cCJ0yqmY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3ypLnupN4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Ncq9QQYjk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOPsUDb0t5A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRmFlj5ApcY >Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: It was put to a vote, and Panko Manko is the undisputed queen of /jong/- Khubie: She's a hag now btw, but very good at jong (Sanma)- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbt_tbziuU4>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... suuankou. You're safe...for now.Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread: >>87357211
No SEX with little girls allowed in this thread.
SEX with MIKOANON (real, not a tulpa, alive, not a skinwalker)
>>87461192
Sex with little girls
evens javodds hentai0 do nothing
Odd I will be gay this threadEven sex with mikoanon0 abstinence
Uh erm, we haven't gotten the emotes yet so... Hi /jong/...I guess...
>>87462988
blue hag.
that's a shade of purple, not blue
okay, fine. purple hag!
>>87465281
>>87465327i walked into that one. see?? that's why you are blue hag!
jong. with anons.Majsoul Friends Room 27716(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27716
w-why did you leave? ;(
>>87466254The game was bugged and stuck on the home screen so I had to restart
3/4!
riichi deez nutz!
My yellow cake thing emote is gone
I didn't want to play anyway
i'm like, losing my mind over being a wagie. i can't believe this is what the rest of my life is going to be like.
>>87466751Is that you captain? You’ll settle into it and develop a routine. That said I’m pursuing entrepreneurial efforts because I don’t want to work 9-5 either also business has been want I wanted to do since I was a kid
OH NO NO NO
I KNEEL
>>87466751There's always onlyfans.
>>87466951that ain't me
i can't believe this shit. okay, that's enough jong for like a month.
>>87466071well jonged based kokushi riichi
>>87466071WJ! rip Jelly jonger
What happened in that room?
I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED AAAAAAAAAA
>>87466749Washizu is the only male who isnt a fag. Akagi is safe too
>>87467137wait for the doragon video to find out
>>87466071WJ>>87467152Sorry Jellyjonger but thanks for the content <3
i had 40 pulls in RC saved up and got like one event item and no characters...
>>87467250Frank sends his regards
>>87466751there's always the dungeon, Khubie
>>87467250guess I have to redownload and see if I pull any
khubie is a wagie too?
>>87467560yeah she started like 2-3 weeks ago
>>87466751it's probably a good thing to get a perspective on how good you have it in case you make it as a vtuber so you keep putting in effort to make sure you don't have to go back to waging
>>87466751Marry rich bitch
Sex with OLDER women! Who’s with me!!!
Women are gross, only SEX with CUTE BOYS is worth your time.
A woman just tried to make small talk with me at work
>>87472825Brothers thats like 80% of the way to getting pussy. Its a good sign if shes initiating
>>87472825you may be an autistic faggot, but surely it can't be that hard to deal with right?
>>87472825show her your sanrio outfit
Gross, I'm so sorry that happened to you, anon. But cheer up! Surely a cute boy will join your workplace soon!
r...c?
>>87473451Good drink.
>>87473603I do love me some RC cola, but honestly, regular coke is better in most circumstances
POST AN RC
>>87473787do it yourself! I'm not going to play on that client!
>>87473841I just want to tuturu ron you, cmon
>>87473895should've joined the /mjg/ one you could've been tuturu ronning people already
>>87473451Talking about the Jelly Lumi Pippa Airi collab for the event this Wednesday?
>finally saw the clownI'm into it.
yeah but I'm already the famous Ju
is this liacore?
>>87474038yes
i'll pass on the clown, i'm already a clown
>>87473970I can't believe they betrayed Mahjong Soul.
>bond outfit is the best one so you don't have to buy the swimsuitbased, the chinkshit they gave the danganronpa characters was awful
>>87474203Probably sponsored if they got Lumi to play. We're more likely to see a phase collab in RC than MJS tbdesu.
>>87474206The theme for the paid outfits was an odd choice.
>>87474309Frank is a shameless fetishist
>RC friendlies don't give the event currencyI hate Frank so fucking much
>>87475280I will say, its nice that the rank of room gives a boost to how much you get per match
>check the Riichi City event>don't like any of the emotesI feel like they need to up their emote game. I passed on the Danganronpa collab for the same reason.
>>87467384maybe i sleepposted that
the only good thing about riichi city is ikuko
>>87476286putting khubie in a dungeon for the remainder of her short life is probably an improvement for her.
I have spent too much on MS to even consider RC
do not put khubie in a dungeon.
>>87476407you could be an omegawhale in both games and have all the things.
>>87476407RC is free though, all the emotes are so shit you won't even want to get new characters
We met again, /jong/. I came to take your pic slots.
>>87476636/mjg/ is here! Hide your image slots! Flee for your lives!
>>87476636you'll never manage to use them all
>>87476674Protect MIKOANON! These savages from /mjg/ will ravage MIKOANON unless we stop them!
>>87476712I will just use them until I'm satisfied, then leave. No need to use them all.
This game is actually rigged to give me the worst possible luck followed by some insane luck to keep me playing
>>87476828that's how it gets ya
>>87476397
>>87476488it's for her own good
i want to beat up any bird hag, the blue hag or khubie (in jong)
<he doesnt own hat
>>87477038
>>87477038why does jellyjonger hate hags so much? Is it because she's a woman?
>>87477091AND ESPECIALLY THE PURPLE HAG
>>87477087><
>>87477038then play.Majsoul Friends Room 10137(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10137local yaku ne
bird hag (forma originale)
>>87477177i thought you were the blue hag or a bird hag, but that's fine, you'll make a fine punching bag!
jellyjonger!!!
oh no, the evil xapitan skinwalker remembers my name...
where are my mooncakes
GUYS REMEMBER WE MUST BURY THIS EVIL XAPITAN SKINWALKER! DO NOT LET THE SKINWALKER LIVE! DEFEND YOUR XAPITAN'S HONOR!
>>87477368mooncakes dead. jellyjonger can jong in peace now.
i still haven't recovered from that yakuman...
jellyjonger took the mooncake emotes :'c
>>87477478it wasn't me, it must have been the evil skinwalker!
my mooncake... why did they take it...
well done, furry-kun!
cunt
no u first time i've ever been called a cunt
This game hates me specifically
i don't mean to be mean, i'm sorry
BUT THIS FUCKING GAME INFURIATES ME SO MUCH SOMETIMES, I JUST CAN'T HELP IT
>>87477454
how did you deal in to that lololololol
stupid doragon child respect your elders!
When's the 1000th friendly happening, X? I need to be there.
Nice image slots /mjcucks/
>>87477944shush >:l
tourists from /mjg/, please fill this form before you leave or consume any image slots
>>87477990I don't know.perhaps I'll never play mahjong again at this rate...
Hand over the image slots, nice and easy.
There's plenty of image slots to go around. No need to get violent.
Free bumps!?
you're dead meat, sheep
will i ever recover from having a 50%+ call rate or just i just be a nyagger for the rest of my life?
>>87478190its not necessarily a bad thing to have high call rate
>>87478190read asapin book 1 and realize calling is good..
stop dying, furry-kun! we have to destroy the evil skinwalker!
Is the sheriff gone?
interesting strategy
there is no strategy, i'm just pressing shiny buttons
when you do the smug emotes, it makes me feel less bad when i ron you
is the rascal gone?
Hanner: Showdown
we are so close, jong! let's go!
you cyberbully...
wagie ragie, please andastan
now we need to replicate this game but against the bird hags and the blue hag
you owe me a soda, evil skinwalker
i don't have any
this is not according to keikaku
how do you even cope, skinwalker?
sparkling water is yummy
is it really that good? sparkling water i mean
what the fuck are you people talking about
water
>>87479134i think sparkling water lacks enough flavor for me to care
it's probably worse than soda but i like it
double double ron!
fluoridated?
I used to masturbate on birds at the local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you you’re good an’ horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your Roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to the to gain their trust. Now you’re finally read to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cuming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
tl;dr, but do you see jong?? bird hags are evil! defeat all bird hags! tanyao all bird hags on sight!
>>87479436tldr is cum on birds its hot
my turn again!!
>repeat 4
>>87479567
>>87479567do you not want to play more mahjong?
what the fuck are you doing, flow jesus??
>>87479610actually, maybe we should loop this until the wagie misses their job
>>87479676winning!!!
so embarrassing. i dealt into a yakuman and now the skinwalker is killing us in jong
I'm obligated to cheer on anyone playing Xenia
i got scared
goddamn it furry
xapitan...
What was that discard 5 minutes ago jellyjonger...did you run out of time?
um... my memory is really bad, so i have no idea what you're talking about
>>87480019have you forgotten jellyjonger? You're my wife.
h-huh? but i'm not wearing any rings...
STOP THINKING SKINWALKER ONLY XAPITAN CAN DO THAT
it's jongover...
my dealer tuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
jellyjonger threw out her rings...
jellyjonger is a cute boy (male, cute, gay) that fucks other cute boys, stop being schizos
we can't let khubie win
AAAAA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JONGERS
>>87480426those cute boys? all me
mahjong daisuki!!
friendly fire... How much did qb pay you foxhag?
too smug
yayy wj!! :D
i have no words. well jonged, i guess
>>87477177well jonged
>south 4>21600 lead, last dealeryeah, you guys aren't doing this...
well jonged, very fun game :D she's too strong... how did that happen
Matatabihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wheNxQDuzLs
CANT EVEN MOONCAKE IN DM
evens RC event garbageodds ranked until I get 4thzero arts and crafts
>>87480893finally mahjong vtuber
>>87481004have a good time anon
>>87481044I won't, I still hate how the client feels but I already reinstalled to roll so I feel obligated to do it
>>87481004make the room
>>87481185there's no event progress in friendlies
>>87481185>ranked only event
make an unfriendly room then
I don't care about the event
i want a berserk collab
I don't want khubie to sacrifice me her favourite chatter for a yakuman though
>>87481785you dont want to kill famous cat???
I don't dislike famous cat enough to wish death upon himbut if he died by accident or something, I wouldn't be that sad.
what kind of savage would kill famous cat? for shame, jonger
>>87482014Ever since he dama'd 12 months ago...my revenge...
what the fuck are honor points and why did Frank go out of his way to put even more garbage on the screen to delay me playing more mahjong
>>87482052>death penalty offensemy apologies, please proceed with the execution
>>87482083frank is a nip and nips LOVE visual stimuli and clutter
>>87478046Fine. I kicked this task 2 times already. /jong/ deserve this much from me
>>87482083Encouragement for people to not ragequit like kids along with RC having a report feature for in game. Think of it like the honor system from league.
>>87482219welcome, new friend! you are hereby granted /jong/ citizenship!
>>87482219Welcum to /jong/
>>87482282>>87482306>fell for their trapShould have seen this coming. byebye...
>>87482219This is your xanon speaking...
>>87482344it's too late for you, branded
were we bamboozled? im confuzzled
>>87482219>carisma
>>87482083>put even more garbage on the screen to delay me playing more mahjongAs annoying as RC is with all it's stupid shit that it spams at you, you can click through all the post game stuff instantly. MJS has stupid unskippable animations.
I left for like an hour and came back to find anon cumming on birds, mjg stealing our image slots, and qb winning in mahjong.Who's the most mature person in this thread so we know who to blame.
>>87482856I also just got back. So don't blame me.
>>87482856
Captain take responsibility for my actions
Captain come to bed and snuggle with me my window has a small leak and its getting cold
Jong is earlyhttps://youtu.be/5HFlWkRujBQAlso the Forza drift update dropped so expect more Forza.
for all the gays here's a catboy jonginghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goTqX0vFGNM
>>87484408
>>87484408rip jellyjonger
Don't fucking die
This thread is not long for this world
its over...
Gonna go watch Australia job against Japan. Enjoy your bumping.
Riichi City Friend Match152445(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=152445Command Card Game Room I dont know what Im doing
>>87495606Been meaning to make one of those rooms. Is it still only East?
>>87495643I don't know, but I turned on renchan and set to normal points.
>>87495670One of their recent surveys had questions if people wanted it permanently around and if there should be south rooms or even ranked for it. Ranked would be dumb, but I wouldn't mind them trying to flesh this out a bit, was okay last I tried it (if it's what I think it is).
>>87495606started
>>87495718looks like it's still east only.I would like to have played it to south with more cards.
>>87495606gg!
>>87495606wj
RC Gift code:RC1000Don't copy paste
>>87496418What happens if we copy paste?
>>87496553You lose honor points for using third party tools.
>>87496553Copy pasting gift codes seem to not work in RC.
Thread's dead. I blame Pippa for playing Riichi City on Wednesday.
heh
Evens JavOdds 2D0 jong
>>87501146evens, this anon will jongodds, this anon will have SEX with MIKOANON0, this anon will refrain from any sexual stimuli for a week
>>87501229I will not touch mikoanoncheck this 5
'that' celestial vtuber streamed mahjong while I was at workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMKv3_HuFBA
are self posts still allowed?https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil/
>>87501890c-cute!
>>87501890Yes and I'll go out of my way to post that you hate us if you don't self post
>>87501890Your hamburger is getting cold. Eat up already!
>new girl gets hired>not hotJust fire her please
>>87503030which thread were you trying to shitpost in
anyone want to come over and clean my garage and play some mahjong? bring a table for the junkmat I don't have one
I'm one Meica05's sponsored stream away from shilling Riichi City.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH7TaZdOo
>>87503200Its not a shitpost theres enough women over 50 here i would appreciate at least one fuckable one
Mahjong
Fuckable women playing mahjong.
>>87501890>just missed the streamit's so over...
>>87506497Youll have to wait another 4 months for him to post his stream again
I cleaned all of the dna out of my chair before xapitan cleaned his tenga
>>87508049I keep telling people they should just bring their holes into the shower with them when they finish, but nobody listens.
>>87508714You’ll have to demonstrate
change your sheets
brush your teeth
take your nap
>>87509615My vtuber debut will be a full onahole instruction and demonstration stream.
>>87514660oops that's not the gif
Everyone point and laugh at the pankophile lol
>>87515354
>>87515354On it.>>87514660>>87514692Way to fuck it up, nerd!
Tenma jonginghttps://www.twitch.tv/tenma
>>87512903No>>87512985Did this morning>>87513286On it boss
>>87516157>67779m shape>7m dora>draws 7m>kans>new dora indicator 6m>holds on to the 6m and 9m for several turns after>smug loli wins with a honitsuThe Aristocrats.
>>87517774that's the power of an adeptchad
are you playing the new riichi city event, /jong/?
>>87518670no
>>87518670Probably not. I already chose to pass on the gacha because I disliked the emotes.
>>87518670tell Frank to let me do it in friendlies and I might
>>87518670only with one they give me daily, I will never queue that trash game
can you cheat engine in the event or is there a server check for how many moves you have left?
wao! with anons!Majsoul Enemies Room 14125(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14125
2/4!
now's a bad time for jong huh... maybe i should have gone running...
w-where is everybody?
i'll post in mjg
I've cursed myself with the inability to play in any friendlies until I make OC. I'm never gonna see the light of day again.
>>87520757Let's procrastinate on making OC together.
>>87520757I still haven't started on my arts and crafts OC
started! with friends (enemies) from /mjg/!
>>87520928they're going to dama because you called it an enemies room
>>87521028h-huh? really? i thought it was just a silly thing anons liked to do...
>>87521078jellyjonger...
i was going for thirteen orphans, mikoanon...
these anons from /mjg/ are surprisingly well behaved. why are we enemies again?
>>87521525>checks roomAh, you got 2 of the expertkek FOCs. They're basically us but in mjg.
MIKOANON WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOUR FELLOW JONGER >;((((
>>87522362God, this is such a good screenshot.
>>87520030WJ
we didn't quite win, but we didn't lose either! well jonged!
Sorry, can't bake. I have chicken nuggets to eat.
i'll do it
Migrate>>87526957
