how do we fix Kronii and Fauna relationship before they destroy Promise unity?
>>87479959>Fauna still hasn't done the first step of the tutorial yetGet better bait anon
in game friends
>>87479959by marrying each other
A few autists need to send Kronii superchats asking her why she doesn’t talk to Fauna on stream anymore. She will lie about it, of course, but it will guilt her into doing something about it. Fauna will ignore any dramabait so don’t bother with her.
Lock them together in a roomPreferably with some level of alcohol in their blood so things come out easierAt any moment Kronii will have a menhera breakdown because fauna didn't reciprocate the feelings for her Skip forward to the morning following the hottest lesbian sex of the decadeThey're in good terms again
>>87483014This. Oh, and please make them stream the SEX
>>87479959Step one: understand that any on-stream "animosity" Holo talents show towards each other is entirely kayfabe, and just sit back and enjoy the showStep two: make and/or jerk off to porn of the talents
>>87484088>>87484484like this?https://vocaroo.com/1ljc8r2hSUUk
>>87484596I am stunned and aroused
>>87484596Hot and wholesome.But I wonder if IRyS was ever curious enough to listen to the whole thing...
>>87479959>>87482593>>87483014>>87484088>>87484484You retards DO realize that's not showing their Sream friends, riiiiight?
to any minutemen or saplings in this thread PLEASE make more kronii fauna sex audios by stitching sound bites from their streams
>>87479959Where does Sally's marriage fit into the timeline btw? It might explain something.
>>87484596oh fuck it's been a while since I last listened to this
>>87485069Oh they doThat's the point
>>87485220More? Source for existing ones please
>>87479959How many times are you going to make this thread?
>>87484596when can I find more of this?
any and every other talent can interact with both fine so there is nothing serious. why would anyone care? they probably think it's not worth to try fix something doesn't affect other.
>>87488234until kronii or fauna addresses this
>>87482593Or she'll make a comment that'll stir drama for another month
Fauna gold today ennacuck, nice wasted money on bots roru
>>87479959It's already broken. Promise is the most disunity gen
>>87493332That's myth though
Why did Fauna unfriend Kronii?
Prepare your ass for next level schizo:I've got tarot deck and not a big expert on reading it, but I have chatgpt. I used only major arcans and removed all names and asked questions in neutral (non-romantic) way to chatgpt, while providing cards from deck. It seems like Kronii had feelings (strength down, LOVERS up), while for Fauna it was more complicated (hanged up, tower up). Both questions was how X felt towards Y. To question specifying whether it was romantic or not, I got Fool down, HIEROPHANT DOWN and star down. So, yeah sesbian lex is real.Also, for current status:Kronii's feelings: hermit down, judgement up. Fauna's: priestess up, empress down.End of schizo report.So, answer to your question -- somehow make them communicate openly with each other
>>87479959who cares
>>87484596hot
>>87479959unity? they are as united as myth, collab once or twice a year when they are forced by management
>>87496267please leave back to r/hololive to bitch about pic rel
>>87487036Source next thread.
>>87497107How is that related to Hololive?
...do we really need a 4th thread about this? It is by making these threads that you will finally destroy Hololive? Whats the point?
>>87494779I believe it
>>87500110I think it's just anxious saplings trying to process it all.
>>87501245Seems to be mad shoncucks, saplings don't leave their splitReal question op, how do we fix shondos hymen so her schizo cucks stop shitting up the log?
>>87501345kek
>>87501345Do your reps before talking about hymens.
>>87502366I have, that's why I talked about hers needing repairing Don't cry lil shoncuck RUMAO
>>87502640I wasn't talking about Shondo, retard.
>>87501345I guess I should have been clear. I'm an anxious sapling, and I read through these threads as a way to process the situation. I don't think it helps, though. It just shows me how many posters here are assholes. I'll go back home to our split now.
>>87502822Why not? Don't like your whore getting outed? Is the poor widdle cuck scared?Squirm. Pick a better oshi next time KEKAROO
>>87494779So, to sum it up. Kronii tried to make advance towards Fauna in summer 2023, Fauna was not ready whether because Kronii was not her type or because she did not want to date a colleague. Things got awkward and Fauna decided to distance herself, because being friends with somebody who has crush on you is difficult. Kronii having trust issues and large ego felt betrayed and also distanced herself from Fauna. Also, Mumei, being close friends with both, took Fauna's side. Krofaumei friendship is in a state of deep freeze
>>87479959https://voca.ro/1f6wxFkKyVwQhttps://voca.ro/1f6wxFkKyVwQhttps://voca.ro/1f6wxFkKyVwQ
uh oh shoncuck melty
>>87499834Through his schizophrenia
>>87508271Note how he ran away and resumed samefagging after he got pushed on her hymen repairPoor cucks SEETHING that we know he oshis a gaped slut
>>87479959You can't. It's over.
>>87494779>>87504771>>87479959Krofau are so over. Now schizos are resorting to tarot cards
