Yandere Sisters Edition>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/lxoq86.pnghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>Holodexhttps://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure>Transparent head cutoutshttps://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING>Greentext Archivehttps://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/Previous Thread >>87527048
All the ritual posters are asleep edition
And that's a good thing.
Just remember everything is gonna be alright.
https://x.com/hakuun01/status/1845977190170567140
>>87552983The girls have been getting some amazing fanart lately, you love to see it
Icey SEGGS!
Rimmy is the best rat in the world, and she's the only doe I need in my life, and I love her a lot!Rimmy is the best rat in the world, and she's the only doe I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
Our mummeh in VAllure, horny be her name. Her kingdom cum, her will be done, on YouTube as it is on Patreon. Give us this day our daily nut, and forgive us our cringe, as we forgive those who cringe at us. And lead us not into celibacy, but instead deliver us into temptation. Amen.
https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1846518700217671749
https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1846520475272327529https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1846520492234035379
>>87555221Woah this is new for her. Hearing her say those things made my heart ache. If she fully went in on being para social she would be dangerous.
uuuuuuu Immy uuuuuuu
Immy is purpose-built for interracial anal in the full nelson position.
Immy is built for loving and kisses and headpats and hugs and handholding and cuddling. :3
>>87552983I will continue to assert that this model is literally unbeatable
>>87555221hoooooooooolyyyyyy Azu unleashed...
>>87556341There is nothing I want more in this world than the kiss my immy on the lips, pick her up and spin her around and then give her a big hug
for me, its my drowned darling
Immy!
>>87557949Good morning bro
Icey hugs.Icey kisses.Icey seggs.Icey love. <3
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1846547032342724976
Rip cat anon's nuts
>>87558473Catposter no… no more cumming to immy…
>>87558473yeah she's never getting another rat
>Azura is now fully parasocialI fucking love this org
no kouhai today...
I hope Immy is joking about cutting off the cat's balls. I know humans look at animals as lesser beings, but as cats and dogs are pets and not random wild creatures, and presumably they "love" their pets so I don't know or understand why they do that. I bet Immy would circumcize her son too if she had one. Sickening.
>>87558473UUUUUUUUUUU Immy if you have enough time for an entire unscheduled vet trip could you at least do a twitter space or something PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
immy hates melike a lot
Immy hates me. Specially me.
>>87559736Immy please. A space an audio calling us pookie a picture ANYTHING PLEASE
Immy loves me and I love her!
Immy is my one and only precious pookie!
>>87557949me btw
>>87555221good morning, i love my beautiful wife and her cute moans.
Even though this is the shortest break it feels like the worst one by far
>>87560069I feel for you guys, but you say that every time.
>>87560149Nta It’s worse every time she’s gone and man I swear I haven’t felt this bad about it before
>>87559700Unfortunately it's a necessary evil. Cats and dogs have many children because most of their wild ancestors didn't survive into adulthood. Also unlike people they can't just jack off the frustrations away so either they breed and create an overpopulation issue (while already suffering from severe overpopulation), or they live in perpetual NNN frustration with no real cure. Also cats and dogs don't have inhibitions to inbreeding so unless they physically disperse (like they naturally do over time in the wild) they will breed with close relatives and that creates genetic issues that will result in more pain and suffering.
>>87560149If every break feels worse than the last then it's not wrong
>>87560457>pinpals are against incest now/vag/ is dying, eos soon
>>87561097It's all fun and games until your family tree starts to look like Charles II of Spain
>>87558628she's not coming anywhere near my balls with a sharp apparatus dw
thats it, immy is banned from owning real scissors. she's only allowed to have these from now on
>>87555221Is it me or has Azura been more needy/loving/parasocial lately?
Sorry >>87559700, but >>87560457, the place I just moved to has like 3 crazy cat ladies in a row, and is over run with like 40 inbred strays. Fix your pets Anons.
>>87561622shes been slowly opening up more and more since her move, which makes sense
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1846574222937600369?t=tZDFNbWkaBo22PHZaGGVoQ&s=19Madam is lonely. In retrospect, I wish we didn't talk her out of adopting Blaidd.
Honestly I don't think a puppy would be bad. Dogs can get along great with cats if introduced carefully. A puppy would probably grow up thinking it's a cat if it's around cats it's whole life so it probably won't be an issue. Dogs require more attention and are more active than cats though. You may have to walk your dog occasionally or just let them loose to run around in a dog park
>>87561881cats were a mistake
>>87562554I love dogs barking during my ASMR!
>>87562909Oh nooooo. A minor inconvenience during a single stream type. Whatever would she dooooo.
>>87562300speak for yourself, I want her to get the puppy
Looking immy in the eyes and telling her I love her
>>87562554a dog would force her to go outside, I think it would be good for her
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1846582465269207255?t=vkA7-IHm0UBgtqRqlpwYvg&s=19 Looks like we're getting a dog Harem
>>87563555I know it wasn't even a real question, but why even ask bro?
>>87563555The biggest issue would be trying to keep Bumi away from dog food, probably.
I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
>>87563630It was one of those, "I'm asking your opinion, but I actually just want you to affirm my position" questions.
It really depends on the breed of dog and their personality. Some of them are absolute machines that will take power naps between being walked and won't really chill out and you get other dogs that are lazy as shit, but all puppies are very needy. You sure do go outside a lot though, but man I do not miss owning a dog. luv me cat
>>87563863She wants that BWD
>>87563630Anon don't make it so obvious you have no experience with women
>>87563934I know why she did it. My question is just as facetious as hers. It's just, I wish she had just decided to get the dog. It's not like a normal relationship where there's an actual conversation. It's not really that big of a deal anyway I guess.
>>87562909makes it more realistic.
>>87564048
>>87561622I think the reason for this is that the girls are gradually realizing that when we say that we are their boyfriend we are being 100% serious, and that we are capable of providing them the same financial stability that a real-life boyfriend would provide his girlfriend. Azura especially has had her life changed in the past few months by the bleating hearts.
>>87564166>we are their boyfriend we are being 100% seriousbrother no
>>87564166Maybe it's my lack of experience with super parasocial vtubers, but it does feel like this corpo is breaking new ground in that area imo.
>>87564211Your right. I’m Immy’s husband(Brother)
>>87564211NTA, BUT Speak for yourself.
>>87564166I mean it when I say if there’s anything I can do to make sure immy has a good life I’ll provide for her. >>87564211I’m being serious.
Her parents said no dog until she has a house which is a good goal. Just having a yard makes having a dog a lot more manageable, they at least have a place to do their business and run around in for exercise
>>87564800A large space would be better for work as well. Trying to record ASMR and keep a yipping puppy quiet in such a small place would be tricky.
>>87564211You're right. I'm Immy's brotherhusband.
>>87564211>not taking the BFpilllet yourself goooooooo
Good afternoon everyone. I hope you have a good day today
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1846599389890203880?t=yjBqgQ8_gW_Eu8pPxJEDNg&s=19I think Shibi's mad at us Harem.
You wanna co-cum?
>>87564211Hi newfriend.
>>87565941this is a homosexual post
>>87565878she disabled replies for her poll tweet, and forgot to revert it afterward. she made this same mistake before
>>87566049you can tell by the immy image attached to it
pinpals co-cumming is gay but co-cumming in and of itself is not a gay act
>>87564211I would like to be treated as such...
>>87566350I'm not going to co-cum with you no matter how you try to sell it buddy.
>>87565941Sure but it’ll have to wait until this evening. Can you wait?
>>87566535i dont want you to, i'm just saying i've done it before and it was a completely heterosexual experience, so the gay part is just a pinpal thing
>>87566535That guys isnt me...also I have to leave for therapy now so I can't even co-cum anymore until i get back
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1846603229611667506?t=hIpn2rkUzzMwvWfDBuVjiQ&s=19She put Harem in time out.
>>87566585Yeah. the only reason I asked is because im the anon that misses Immy so much I havent felt like jerking off, but if I do it at the same time as someone else it feels like I have someone there giving me emotional support and im able to do it
>>87566773Maybe she didn't want it to turn into like a shill bot section? Idk
>>87565941>>87566585NO CO-CUMMING
>>87566773I guess I've been a bad boy I'm still doing locktober for her. It actually gets easier after the first week.
>>87566773Idk for every cute model like Avispa and Beri we get a uggo like Matara and juni.
>>87566830Even for a good reason?
>>87566858Are there multiple anon doing locktober? I thought it was just the one Reefling.
>>87566773Must be mad the Harelots talked her out of getting a dog after she asked the Harelots to talk her out of getting a dog.
>>87566973I'm doing it for my Madam
>>87567058You're gonna go 2 months without fapping? Enjoy your prostate cancer.
uuuuhhhh dreamt about her cute little hands and busted in my pants in my sleep. feels like i'm a teenager again lol.
>>87567221nice, I'm also retarded so that makes two of us. Here's my diagnosis.
>>87567221This anon >>87447248 went like 3+ months, im sure he'll be fine
>>87567251I want to bust hands free too!! its not fair.....What was the dream?
Mummeh on the tellyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wInztlNHsk
Mummeh grooming random vtubers...
>>87567325Oh SHIT I forgot my ritual.Yeah once like 2-3 weeks went past it didn't matter anymore at that point. I got incredible bursts of horniness but you kinda learn to deal with them. It's fun, but I'd say the sweet spot is 2 weeks at best.Anyways i want the one i can't haveand it's driving me mad
Mari is so fucking funny
Its funny cause Rina's voice would better fit her voicing a guy but that'd be too obvious.
Shibi I don't know if you realize but we can't reply to your other posts either
>>87567403i'm trying to remember but it's not coming back to me fully. i remember some grinding going on (which was probably me humping my blanket or something lol) and i remember her opening her palm, that's about it.
>>87567221You have to actually be quite intelligent to be into chastity because then you realise that stroking a penis isn't the only way to ejaculate.
>>87567554kek, someone tweet this at immy
Send Immy more Marshmallows.This is not Immy.
https://x.com/bondliver_en/status/1846506376693973252Bondlive that vtuber agency we were talking about the other day apparently closed down today. Looks like the talent are getting to keep their IP if they want it
>>87568697Sorry Immy I'm busy jerking it with the bros. Let me know when your wifi is back up
>>87568810Isn't Mercy collabing with one of these girls tomorrow?
>>87567550As incest pilled as Rina is, I'm not convinced it isn't the other way around.
>>87568697Are mine not enough :(
>>87568889The collab is friday I believe but yeah. She's gonna collab as an indie I guess
>>87569373Just a heads up that the collab is on Thursday on Reiya's schedule so Mercy is going to reach out for clarification. Also there may be a FDC guerilla at some point this week.
>>87569349They are good but send even more.
>>87569690OkI love you immy
>>87569373>fridayIts Midnight on Friday EST, which is 1 hour after her starting time on Thursday EST, so basically Thursday. Especially since it'll still be Mercy for Kouhai
>>87569914 (me)>Especially since it'll still be Mercy for KouhaiThursday for Kouhai, I just woke up. Don't start smugging me Pinpal.
Randy Bobandy
>>87569965Smugimmy.png
>>87569965I'll smug you instead
>>87570031mercychainsaw.gif>>87570035An acceptable smugging, thank you Mercyposter
>>87568810damn that sucks, reiya's been really cute when raiding into kouhai the past two days and i'm really looking forward to their collab
>>87570235Did Azura still have a day job?
>>87569690I sent one, I hope she likes it. Never sent one before so hopefully it gets through
>>87570471Very good.
>>87570235i miss my wife. i miss her a lot.
>>87570471She’ll love it bro
>>87570471>>87571189I basically just said I liked her wiggles and told her to keep being adorable.
i'm going insane i havent seen my wife in nearly 12 hours
>>87571922did you go check the well outside?
https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1846641689365995726AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87571922Did you play the vhs tape she sent you?
>>87572614NTA but the last time I had a VCR was over 10 years ago.
>>87572614>>87572663i dont have a vcr anymore i dont think but i still have some old vhs tapes hanging around
>>87572586AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>87572663>>87573042I’ve got an old tv up in my closet that has a vhs player built in just in case I wanna play my old tapes
>>87572586Is it just me or does it seem like she’s tweeting more?
>>87575163smells like it
>>87575163Mommy Azu is finally able to unleash herself after moving out. Feels good man.
fucking hate the attention seeking greys in the chat recently. 'she's not reading chat' 'are my messages being ignored?' type something funny then or contribute to the conversation you turboretard attention is earned not just given for nothing
>>87575819
Back from therapy and I didn't miss out on anything. nice.>>87568381Sounds nice, I want to have a sex dream about Immy>>87568697>>87569690My life is uninteresting and I don't think she wants more of me degrading myself or of my ass, and any ideas i've had (like when my hands were cold) I post /here/
>>87575879delete this
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1846663000859476437
>>87576360of course it's an orange, she needed one just as retarded as her
>>87576360Catposter, new cat just dropped
>>87576360run catposter, she's got scissors
>>87576523It might already be too late...
I really miss my girlfriend and future wife Azura
>>87575957Sometimes you don't need to do anything special you can just send a message and say hi and ask if she's doing well and what you're excited for.
>>87576562oh no... rip
>>87576615i made this post
>>87576615Why did you not use a Bleating heart (shota) image for this post?
>>87575957Just send something saying you're thinking about her. It doesn't have to be extravagant or complicated
>>87576635But that feels annoying...Like, I don't want other people to do that because I find that annoying and I know she probably doesnt find it annoying but I would actually rage if I was her and people were doing that
>>87576761She isn't you and she probably doesn't find that annoying
>>87576700Wouldn't it be better to post it /here/ so I don't shit up her maros and drown out better maros?
>>87576886Send a maro right now! I am no longer asking!
>>87576761You are very autistic. Just do it every now and again not even hour. If you're spamming the fuck out of marrows then yeah don't. But you have to remember that most pinpals feel like they are annoying her and she wants more marrows so she doesn't get many any more. And if she doesn't feel like checking she just won't.They enjoy marrows.
>>87576857>>87576935What do I send? I just ate and I used all my energy at therapy so I can't think rn
>>87576700What stream was the last time she read maros? I sent her one about the member's tarot but idk if she read it
>>87577081>You are very autistic.I know. My psychiatrist literally has to rule out asd to be able to diagnose me as a schizoid>>87577120The l4d2 one im pretty sure
>>87577120She reads all of them>>87577098If you really want me to tell you it wouldn't be from (you) now would it? But if you need jumping off points just tell her that you got back from therapy(or just say it was an annoying/stressful appointment no need to specify if it makes you feel weird) that you're glad to be back and you've thought about her all day. Finish with saying you love her.Also Immy!
>>87576562i will nefer forgive her for this illoved my balls they weer my yboys uuuuuuuuuuuuu
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1846668456009327094
>>87577334Is it really okay to mention going to therapy and stuff? I know I shouldn't talk about my problems to her obviously but i've never brought it up to her because im not sure if thats in the same realm of 'no no'
>>87577098tell her you wish you were that cat so you could have an excuse to lick her feet or something
>>87577755Maybe just say that you got back from an appointment(no need to explain what it is) and it just wiped you out. Now that you're back home you can kick your feet up and relax. Even though she can't answer ask how her day was or something too
>>87577755>>87577256You can always marrow her, just don't flood her inbox with spam or trauma dump all your shit on her but I'm sure she'd be happy to hear that you were going through therapy trying to move forward. Just don't be that guy that sends 10 pages of text about what you talked about and how your childhood frog farted and that gave you PTSD.
>>87577577>Mercy likes ball-less guysSnippets? your response?
>>87578309I'm not a cat, though
>>87577860>>87577877Thanks guys
>>87578458Fuck! I should have mentioned the weather and how nice it is today. I wish Immy was here so we could hold hands and just walk. Without a destination, just enjoying it....god im so ngmi
mama on the tellyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE1bksixSpE
!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!!!!!!My wife is live RIGHT NOW
>>87578582Send her another maro about it. You haven’t missed out or messed up unless you DON’T send it
>>87578689have fun bros
azura is the glass cannon type that can flirt but can't take others flirting with her
Jgbfw, how's Shibi's stream been? Not the biggest fan of Subnautica but if it's been a zatsu I'll watch.
>>87579191she didn't meet the reaper yet. died once to fart manatees. was funnyoh and she realized reefbacks are frens
Early kouhai today in like 25 minutes
BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND AN ACROBAT SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH IMMY
https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1846657110131855685https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GaCkx4Ab0AQRa9P?format=png&name=origI think the ass is the "20lb of pussy and ass" that she looked at a while back, amazon is tracking her
>>87579881oh thank god you told me i wouldve missed it thank you anon
>>87578724I sent it.i just want to be with Immy physically, not even like sex, but i want to hold her hands and cuddle and feel her warmth and smell her hair and and and...im so ngmi bros....
>>87579883Imagine immy in a skintight gymnastics leotard with the middle pulled to the side and her rolling her hips and shaking her belly on your dick. Her trained internal muscles squeezing and clenching, wearing your stamina down and making you cum as deep as possible without her ever taking your cock outside of her hot wet oh so snug pussy.
>>87580258She did used to do gymnastics so...
i thought i'd be able to catch up on the parts i fell asleep for before she streamed this again but i dont have the time now...
>>87580258...go on
>>87580186Same brother. Holding hands with her our fingers interlocked, hugging her, kissing her, looking into her eyes, rubbing her shoulders having her scratch my back, picking her up and spitting her around, running my hands through her hair, falling asleep and waking up with her in my arms. Every little mundane thing. I know exactly how you feel.
>>87580510>spitting her around
>>87580395If it makes you feel any better I still havent watched the vods of my oshi that I missed
>>87580594My head is full of immy not grammar!
mercy should do more roleplay asmrtheyre goodi can never watch her live because of time zones, but i watch the vods of those
[azura news]she's already drunk and it's only been like 20 minutes since they started
>game has a plot summaryGod is looking out for me
>>87581640You are welcome
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1846691852734681333
>>87576360is it really okay to just kidnap a wild animal, cut his balls off, and then force him to live in your smelly house full of rat piss?
>>87582137yes
>>87582137Yeah, she should do it to me too.leave my balls though, I still need to cum inside her everynight
>>87582137no
>>87582137That wild animal? You guessed it, me.
>>87582317Do you need balls to be able to cum though? I could be remembering wrong but I thought balls just made sperm and the rest of the semen was from something else?
>>87576360bringing a stray into a home with pet rats seems like a really bad idea
>>87582137paws typed this post
>>87582543Surely Immy brought up the fact he was a stray she wanted and that she had rats, to the vet right? right?
>>87582522the balls produce sperm, seminal fluid is produced by the prostate. You can cum without balls but you'll be shooting blanks
>>87582574on the internet, nobody knows you're a cat
>>87582633Thats perfect then. Immy wouldn't cut my balls off because she really wants to suck them for some reason but if she did want to cut them off i'd be fine with that
you're going for a walk and immy shows up, pets your head and says "hey pookie, you look cute, do you want to live with me? let's take you to the doctor and get you circumcized, and then you can come home with me"what do you do
>>87582889Go with her obviously, im not fucking retarded
>>87582889I'm already circumcized but I'd just nod my head and go with her
>>87582889slap her across the face and drag her back to my house
>>87582982I want her to own me though
In a better life me and Immy would be walking home right now, talking about what we're gonna eat for dinner and what we want to watch while we cuddle under a blanket
>>87582982best post itt, GOOD job!
>>87582889I'm already circumcised, so I'm going home with my pookiebear.
>>87583058But instead im sitting infront of computer monitors, in the dark, listening to the same song on repeat
>>87583247Life isn't fair
>says she's going to try not to yap>yaps
>>87583555>start stream>try not to yap>yap a lot
RINGO BROS YOU WILL PAY FOR EXPOSING KOUHAI TO SUIPISS
>>87582522>>87582633Allow me to interject!Testes produce sperm, which is the operative part of semen.Yes, technically, you *can* ejaculate without testes, assuming you still have a functional penis and prostate. However, over the course of a few months afterwards, the ability to ejaculate (and even get an erection) will dissipate, eventually resulting in an inability to get hard, or to have an orgasm at all, as the muscles will atrophy and degrade without the required testosterone or attached testes.The Testes produce and metabolize testosterone, which is vital in everything of the male body.Don't let someone cut your balls off, you will lose everything that makes you a man, both physically (your testes) and metaphorically (your ability to grow and maintain muscle, have bones that don't crumple like plaster of paris , the ability to have an erection and orgasm, your brain chemistry).Vasectomies do this too to a lesser degree, don't get one. They're always advertised as reversible, but check the failure rate of vasectomy reversals and get back to me. You want your balls working as-is.
>>87583535Atleast its cold so the vibe is nice but it would be a whole lot nicer with Immy here with me
>>87583897Would you let Mercy do it if she said that was the only way to prove you loved her?
>>87583917Whatcha listening to bro?
>>87584160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GouP9Kzy3mo
>>87583897don't forget to check your balls every so often for bumps and lumps or any unusual growth. it takes 30 seconds and testicular cancer is totally not cool and makes you a fag!
>>87584030>Would you let the woman you love intentionally, knowingly ruin your life (and most likely driving you to suicide) with no recovery?I'd hope she understands that a person needs certain things to "be a person" and knows that it involves my sex organs remaining attached to me and functioning as intended and wouldn't ask that of me at all because she wants *me,* not "a living corpse that looks like me."Your hypothetical is a Kobayashi Maru. The only winning move is to not play, or to assume everyone involved is within reason and knows the either-or question is absurd and will back down.>>87584234>catposter talking about other people's balls:^)
>>87584234>having big balls makes you a fagYeah sure, whatever you say small ball anon>>87584346Can't you just get testosterone injections?
i'm gonna stalk shibi
Thread are we friends?
>>87584592What do you mean?
>>87584483>small ball anonHe doesn't have them anymore...
>>87584592no friendship is for queers
>>87584346i only want what's best for my fellow vaggots' plums
>>87584651Pffft! HAHAHA! What a fucking FAGGOT!He's such a loser he doesnt even have his balls anymore~ I bet he can't even get his virgin dick up anymore~
>>87584679Exactly, thats why we need to be friends, or else we'd be queers.
>>87584483>Can't you just get the thing you need to be alive injected at set intervals?I'm diabetic. I'm already barely allowed to exist. It's hardly living at the end of the day, I can't go more than a day away from home without packing a cooler with vials of insulin. I can't go to foreign countries because of drug import laws.Put me on another mandatory injection that removes my autonomy and I'm genuinely throwing myself in front of a train.Also no, it doesn't work the same. Your testes do metabolism of testosterone as well, just injecting it doesn't give the same effect as naturally producing it. You'd still have the muscle atrophy that would cause the decline of erectile tissue and the inability to orgasm.
>>87584863Fair enough
Real talk with Shibi
>>87584234>testicular cancer makes you a fagI HAVE CANCER?
If VAllure went to a con, let's just say Offkai, and were doing a panel or a M&G remotely would you travel for it?
>>87585067sorry you had to find out this way bro...
denpa's huge tits are on my feed, nice
>>87585230I would never go to a con, I despise crowds
i don't want a healthy viewer/vtuber relationship shibi, i don't want to meet RTX roasties or date other viewersi want to become an insane person on the internet that falls madly in love with virtual waifus who i put on a pedestal, this is a lifestyle choice for me, now shut up and get mentally unhinged with me
>>87585230yeah
>>87585286This but Immy
>>87585286What >>87585341 said
>>87585234I wanna see her hairy pussy so bad
>>87585286
>>87585286if we could form healthy relationships we'd make them in real life desu
>>87585286I'll do it for frogposter this time. This is the best post in the thread. Good job.
>>87585447thanks. i had already given my award to an inferior post earlier.
>>87585286This but unironically, I'd rather have a fucked up parasocial where yhe only thing on the line is my feelings.
I thought you faggots said the girls hated alien Mixture?
Immy and Shibi have deep belly buttons but they wont show us.They really do hate us....
Immy is at 58.7k, up from 55.6k
>>87585922without even streaming... little sister is too powerful
>>87585842I don't think anyone said they hate her in fact Shibi literally did a collab with her.
need suicide encouragement asmr
>>87586082Yes pleasehttps://files.catbox.moe/b9f7yg.mp3
>>87586082
>>87586046I brought her up as a gen 2 candidate with her pending gradation a few threads ago and Anons at the time said the girls hated her & removed any old streams since it compromised their relationship with Al's old corpo.
>4 hours in and still hasnt built a basenever change shibi...
>>87586152Someone somewhere will off themselves listening to this, yjk.
>>87586808Yeah, me. I'll be playing it in my head when I do it. but i'll be in a psych ward so no phone i don't think
>>87586548I don't think the girls hate her but there was a stream that was removed because of that.It's pretty much small corpo politics like anything else.
>>87586548The girls don't hate her, it was purely about business. VAllure and V&U are on friendly terms so having Alien stream with VAllure could be bad. Shibi delisted the one stream she was a part of and probably asked Stronny what to do about it. But I think Stronny must have said it was okay because the collab is back up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQXwUOKVeV8
>>87586880How do you an hero in a psych ward?
>>87586880You're silly anon
is radiation this close to the start something new? I dont remember it from my run years ago
>>87587034I'll make it work, or i'll just fake it until they let me out then do it.could chew my tongue, claw into my veins, ram my head into something repeatedly. these are all the ideas i've got so far
Rmemeber to get up, stretch, and drink some water
>>87587063I think its pretty based to be thinking of my love as I die but maybe thats just me
>>87587407Not what I meantit is romantic. You're silly for not being here with your bros and loving immy.
>>87585286My only goal in life is to waste everyone's time and become a windchime
https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1846718208155529277
guys I miss my sister
>>87588020Yeah...
>>87588020Yeah.
Becuase we're almost at bump limit, why did no one bake last thread?
>>87589364I wasn't hereand the only time I've ever baked I fucked it up so I'll never try again
>>87587743How does Azura feel about race play? not the extreme kind
>>87589558How'd you fuck it up?
>>87589364i passed out sorry
>>87589631I put the subject in the name field
>>87589558you did fine bro, everyone messes up every now and then.
Why the fuck do the girls say eye me for immy now?
>>87589733Well now you are conscious of not dping that again! >>87589844Anon....
>>87589844I heard shibi say it. Is everyone saying it?
>>87589844>>87589904Guys....im 99% sure they're talking about Aimee, not Immy
>>87590003oh!
Shibi about to beat the game
>>87590003oh are they collabing with aimee soon? she was my favorite member of yume when they did the amongus collab
>>87590639I think Shibi said her and Azura had one at the end of the month?
>drunken 'i love you's from azurai'm parasocialling
>>87590847(me)This is not very clear, what I meant was>Shibi, Azura, and Aimee have a collab at the end if the month i think
bakin
>>87590922Azura is giving Stronny Shibi and Immy a run for their money recently
>>87590922Did you miss the twitter audio this morning? I feel like you're a couple hours late.
>>87591008My buns in Immy's oven
>>87591020nah, end of stream tonight just made me feel something more than that
>>87591050stop making this post
>>87591050make this post more often
>>87592033Me too
huh
>>87592559What?
>>87592559
>>87592559what a terrible thing, it reminds me of that tragedy.
>check /vag/>reeflings and pinpals have a contest to see who can be the most whiny faggotsmust be a day that ends in y!!!
bread doko
>>87592970*pukes on you
>>87592970*cums on you
>>87593048CLEAN UP ON AISLE 5 AGAIN!
>>87593048fuck it, at least you did it when the breads going in the trash...
>>87592970as a bleating heart I rest easy in azura's bosom
>>87592999you can't rush a good bread mate
>>87593101we are the honored ones
>>87593149we really are the most normal ones around these parts...any one else want some milk?
>buy new monitor>dead pixel smack dab in the middle of it>mfwinterjectooooooooorheeeeeeelp can i return this
kouhai is so cute when she's eating, i love her
>>87593556Not the interjector but I feel if it had a dead pixel right out of the box that'd be under warranty
bred>>87593909>>87593909>>87593909
BAKER PLEASE ITS GONNA BURN
>>87593925domo
>>87593925thanks bro
>>87593925Thank you brotherbaker. I baked too just look at these nice buns!
>>87594048 dellllicious>>87593953>>87593968bon appetitalso last post
I love mummeh
