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How would you fix her?
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>>87612909
Motherhood.
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>>87612909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjFsQBuJWw
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Kronii needs to go to a petting zoo. No, not as a worker or anything. I mean she needs to take a day and find an animal she feels comfortable around and hang out with it for a few hours, maybe even buy it some food pellets.
She may still be angsty after the fact but at least Sheepy gets fed.
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>>87612909
Why what?
If she wants her lesbomancy cure then she should come to me my cock will fix her right up.
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>>87612909
Rape correction is the only cure for korean-canadian turbolesbos with SJW syndrome, Ina also must take a dick up her ass, she might not be a turbolesbo but needs to lighten up.
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>>87612909
>marry her
>get her pregnant
>raise a loving family together
It's the thing she fears the most because brainworms got into her but this is what she truly needs
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>>87614086
I don't even think the guys in Korea let pregnant women sit down on public transport anymore. Those brain worms are really effective.
>>87613894
In order to dick Ina up the butt we have to find a way to remove the stick up there first and considering she's in Vtuber jail right now she has gotten better at keestering. It's gonna be a tough job.
Solid Snake will need to infiltrate the Vtuber jail and remove the stick. For national security. Or something.
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>>87614230
>considering she's in Vtuber jail right now
How are the rrats not festering? The work visa cope should have ran out by now.
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>>87614327
It's not just a visa obviously but holokeks won't admit it.
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>>87612909
>be given free will, an easy job that pays way above what she actually contributes and societal moral ground that shields your every bad attitude
>complain to god on your professional Xitter account
Kronii will never engooden, no matter how much rape correction spills out from mane-chan’s dick into her sterilized Megalia womb.
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>>87614327
>I'll talk to you guys next week
Did she talk to Takos?
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>>87614327
Eh. It's hard to make funny outside of it being shy quiet Ina being a hardened criminal.
Probably hits too close to an actual suspension or something so people don't like it. I'd lean on Japan's government just being slow as shit but you never know.
They really should standardize dates of return. As a viewer I don't give a shit about the corpo crap I just wanna know when the entertainer is coming back. The way it is now is just a shaming ritual that nobody cares about outside of some dumbass suit.
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>>87614406
Shut up and flip my burger wagie
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>>87614498
As if your broke NEET ass has any money to spare for food after you blew your mommy’s allowance on validation from the cartoon girl.
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>>87614406
>free will
>Aqua
>Ame
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>>87614529
Wrong but not far off, I'm sitting in my office watching cartoon girls and send letters to NEETS to either get a job or no NEETbux.
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>>87614628
So basically you’re useless and should get fired?
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>>87614327
>>87614426
Has the week passed? I could have sworn this happened just two days ago.
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>>87614741
Nah it's pretty fresh.
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>>87614650
just a cog in the machine, if people weren't too stupid to fill out their applications for NEETbux correctly the financial office wouldn't need us.
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>>87614327
>How are the rrats not festering?
Look up what festering means.
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>>87614741
It’s been a week but she said “sometime next week” meaning she could send an update on Sunday
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>>87614327
>The work visa cope should have ran out by now.
Ina already went radio silent for 3 months because of a lost phone so it's not like fans have never heard of a suspension. Even in this thread it's obvious why Ina and Kronii didn't want to be lewd vtubers since a sexualized design does come with a lot of negatives. Coomers make derogatory insults about their vtuber model while also victim blaming them for not liking Hololive.
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You didn’t even try with that segue into your usual spiel, outfitschizo
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>>87612909
ARK Survival Evolved.
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>>87615084
>went radio silent for 3 months
Didn't she go on a vacation during that radio silence?
>sexualized design
Shouldn't have been born Korean. Otherwise, they wouldn't be experiencing racism from management.
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Do you think Reine and Kronii find each other ugly?
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>>87612909
Please capitalize the G in Gyatt next time, Kronii
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>>87615196
Why is he drinking piss?
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>>87615291
Because fuck you, that's why
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To be honest I don't give a fuck, I just want Kronii to be happy.
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>>87612909
>spends time in Canada
>depressed doomer crybaby angsty teen
>spends time anywhere else
>chipper, feminine, outgoing, funny, star of collabs, outspoken, happy
Honestly the solution is pretty clear
Canada gets much less sunlight than other places around the world because of its high latitude, which leads to chronic vitamin D deficiency in people who aren't adapted for it, exacerbated by the fact that foods naturally rich in vitamin D aren't readily available due to the climate. Asians in Canada frequently suffer from nutrition-related depression symptoms and need to supplement their dietary vitamin D. Canada fortifies its domestically produced milk with vitamin D to help provide an affordable dietary source but this isn't common knowledge among younger people.
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>>87615291
because he's the fabled suisei ambrosia distiller
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>>87612909
god would turn her into pink mist for being lesbian
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>>87614327
The staff would have never ever admitted they fucked up if they werent at fault retard.
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>>87613894
> Ina
Fix her Visa problems and then you can consider that option.
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>>87615827
Is it confirmed that she is lesbian? I'm not really sure, but I've read it several times.
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>>87616115
If her whole sally arc wasn't gay then I don't know what the fuck it was.
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>>87615827
Well he didn't, so either checkmate Christcucks or checkmate /vt/ she's not gay afterall.
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>>87612909
I would have lesbian sex with her
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>>87615116
Outfitschizo here. Sorry, I was too busy sucking cock
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>>87616115
>loses Sally to some guy
>whatever the fuck happened to her and fauna this past year
>suddenly starts going to the gym and working out
Yes
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>>87615702
>It was me, Kronii. I sucked all of the vitamin D out of Canada!
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>>87616808
All of the vitamin D!?
Oh no oh deer Faufau wouldn't let this happen
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>>87612909
Make HoloSEA and transfer her to it.
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>>87615702
Yeah but summer here has only just ended. She should have been able to get enough sun.
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>>87612909
Teach her about God
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Give her that bullshit magic compass from pirates movies and make it only point to me so she'll go on one of those woman soul searching quests and then arrive at my door and then barge past me at my front door and spread her legs
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>>87612909
rock band and wine coolers
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>>87612909
Rape Sally in front of Kronii. And then reveal it was roleplay sex orchestrated by Sally.
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>>87612909
I hope she finds happiness. I just don't like seeing people sad.
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>>87612909
Is she a cute kpop plastic korean or one of those fat ugly ones
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>>87612909
Menopause
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>>87618358
Nobody knows what she looks like
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What happened at phase this time?
>>87613803
She has a cat
>>87613894
She's not SJW, not that there's anything wrong with that
>>87614406
It's a bit you fucking retard.
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>>87615084
>Coomers make derogatory insults about their vtuber model
Not true
>>87616714
>>87618119
Take your meds.
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>>87618534
>It's a bit you fucking retard
There’s no intelligent way to understand what you’re failing to convey. Might as well have blurted out you’re gonna be here tomorrow big.
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>>87612909
Go to Canada
Get high with her
Play.... Earthbound?
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>>87612909
Why? Because you are really feminized now and I should start watching you again.
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>>87618534
There's as much wrong with being an SJW as there is with being a /pol/tard
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>>87618534
Kys
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>>87618902
Feminized? She's putting out now?
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>depression is... le quirky xD
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>>87614327
>>87619407
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OP must have a vagina is they have to make up reasons to seethe at other women
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>>87614327
>>87614385
get BTFO'd faggots

https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1846932030027977025
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1846932030027977025
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1846932030027977025
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1846932030027977025
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>>87615196
>Didn't she go on a vacation during that radio silence?
Ina didn't hide that she was doing other stuff during those 3 months and it was obvious that she couldn't use her Hololive accounts. Cover shills like to blame talents for going radio silent but it's definitely on the management side. The work visa issue seems fishy when that has never been an issue with any other ID or EN talent.
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>>87615702
>Kronii unironically has chronic D deficiency
>she would actually be fixed by taking the D orally every day
I will forcefeed Kronii my D milk and fix her, it's the only way!
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>>87619870
they made her lose weight before she could stream again?
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>>87612909
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>>87615702
she should move to my country then and marry me
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>>87618534
>not that there's anything wrong with that
Blink thrice if someone is threatening to cancel you
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>>87619870
>Update: I CAN TOUCH MY TOES!!!!!!!!
Genuinely what did she mean but this?
Is it about idol exercises or what
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Retards it's that Mario reference.
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>>87625471
It's how athletes get ready for a jog. They first stretch their legs then touch their toes. Then they say run three times letter by letter.
Gets the blood pumping.
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>>87615410
>just want Kronii to be happy.
Good luck getting enough indoctrination out of her for that to happen, she could only be happy with Sally and now she's tasted the dick and not coming back.
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>>87612909
>G-d with lowercase g
Freaking lesbians I swear
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>>87625952
She can always be the one who comforts a grieving widow
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>>87618794
Not that anon, but you are in no position to criticize someone else's intelligence.
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>>87625471
She gave birth and can now reach her toes again
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>>87612909
>Why not?
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>>87612909
Kill Sally's husband.
Hope Kronii can catch the rebound.
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>>87612909
>BUT
>WHY
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>>87626944
*dies childless*
what did Abe mean by this?
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>>87624457
I wish ratatatat74 made a Kronii doujin
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>>87612909
Kronii just go and Transition, be the man you wanna be now.
You've probs made enough money already.
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>>87614385
>>87620667
Vermin
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>>87612909
Steamy hot lesbian sex with Fauna twice a week. And handholding
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>>87613803
Cat and Dog cafes exist for specifically the purpose you mentioned.

>>87618534
>She has a cat
*had
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>>87627636
nah
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Is someone going to post a solution that doesn't involve her tits or involuntary vaginal sex?
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>>87612909
Lock her in a room with Fauna until they hash out their problems.
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>>87629939
quit her job.
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>>87626109
If she ever did something to Sally's husband she would kys herself because she would never forgive her.
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>>87629939
>Is someone going to post a solution
She's FUBAR, bro. You can only hope to prevent other youths from ending up like her by reforming the entire cadian education system.
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>>87627114
If you can't breed in the land of the living, you can still breed Izanami
Ignore maggots in your urethra
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>>87631032
FUBAR is the perfect description for her.
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>>87627123
just use your imagination
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>>87629939
I'm not a kronie so I don't know what her opinion is, but how about yoga and baking cookies?
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>>87612909
she is on the right track. she will become a god fearing christian soon and all will be forgiven.
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>>87612909
you can't fix an ugly whore
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>>87618534
>not that there's anything wrong with that
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>>87633205
Which is why your only option is finding a tall building to jump from
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>>87629939
involuntary anal sex
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>>87629939
Cultivation
Ascend to higher realms
Keep going until she can make Sally pass out from cumming and go mad with love just from a single glance
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>>87633501
>seething cuckold
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silly anons you can't cure perfection :D
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>>87634092
The more you reveal about yourself, the more I am convinced you need to end it all
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>>87629939
Accepting God and finding a white Christian man to marry her
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>>87634171
>n-no u!
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>>87634200
religion is a cancer upon mankind and a mean to control the masses there no god humanity can only save it self
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>>87612909
Go out to eat Udon with her then comeback to my place to put together a book nook
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>>87634617
*tips fedora*
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>>87612909
I thought interjecting religion is le bad?
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>>87634617
so true bro we should abolish god and worship you instead that will show em
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>>87612909
Chain her up to a wall naked and tell fauna the location
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>>87634617
I'm pretty sure the only cancer on this world is (You).
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>>87612909
She should read the bible. It'll give her the answer
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>>87635032
No she won't, that's impossible because she's female and already but into atheist and gender queer ideation.
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>>87634837
only if they do it in a positive light
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>>87635206
She should read it for fun. Theres some good stuff in there
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>>87635008
Yes, he is the fount from which all of the world's evils sprout! All of your struggles, all of your injustices, all of your pains and losses... that very evil sprang forth from that very Anon...
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>>87635357
he's probably jewish so not entirely wrong
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>>87612909
I would hire a 6ft brazilian hafu to sit on her face the next time she visits Japan. After 30 minutes of near suffocation her lesbianism would be cured.
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I think a swift blow to OP's head with a baseball bat would solve all his problems, least he wouldn't have to worry about the scary blue woman anymore.
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>>87637900
God, I wish that blue woman would scare me by hiding under my bed and ticking loudly
The scariest part would be that my own clock is not synced with hers
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>>87612909
Solo trip to India
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>>87612909
To everyone who says she can't be fixed.

Why?
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>>87639806
Refusal to accept that all woman problems can be overcome by the dick. They can't win against dick.
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>>87612909
God why did you not make kronii a man!
Dont you see how this affects her?
she can't get laid with other heterosexual woman!
im jk, im glad she is a woman so god is with me on this one xD
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>>87612909
Jimmy Buffett figured out the cure to human sadness decades ago: margaritas and cheeseburgers in paradise.
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>>87639806
She blames God for everything instead of realizing the truth
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>>87639907
>vt anon suggests you can fix sad dykes with rape
Kronii...
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>>87615702
>milk fortified with vitamin d
>lactose intolerant asians
They're doomed.



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