How the fuck are they so unpopular that people would rather have sex with hitler???? What should we do to save them?
>>87631439Hitler:>non smoker>bad boy>vegetarian>animal lover>leader>charismatic>go-getter>rich>does what he wants>hybristophiliaStars:>none of the above>?
>>87631439Truth be told .... sex with hitler is the type of thing that attracts women, being a bad boy and all no?
>>87631658Calling Hitler a "bad boy" must be the most hilarious technically true description of a character I can imagine.
>>87631439Jurard is going to play this later today and that number is going to explode up, mark my words
>>87633744The Hitler game? How’d he get perms for that?
>>87631439Hitler got his speeches translated to English with Ai and has voice and everything and it's actually turned quiet a lot of youngsters into fans. And I'm not talking about just whites... Even niggers have formed communities around worshipping Hitler. No Cap.
>>87631439I'm not surprised at all.
>>87631439I don't even know what Protostar Twilight is, but I do know who Hitler is. Hitler wins.
>>87631439The title is ambiguous. Now the most common interpretation is you the player are having sexual relations with the Fürher, but one could interpret "with" as being alongside him. Either you and Hitler high five as you bang some chicks doggy style or the two of you are both spitroasting a girl, perhaps ordering her to balance a board on her back where a map is placed as you discuss troop movements of the allies and the next course of action to take. I would play that game. I'm not sure what Protostar Twilight is. I might be interested if it's some kind of space 4X or other sort of space empire management.
>>87631639The stars all smoke?
>>87631439no way game gets that low despite its all homos >2 user reviews>free gamewell damn unless the homos streams this even 20 all time peak is a pipe dream
>>87631439my reaction to this game releasing
>>87631439I'm a stars fanI unironically can't play this game since magni and vesper are in it
>>87638402That sure is the only reason its numbers are low
>all those tweets of being excited to finally play the game>only 6 people actually played itConcord had a more dedicated fanbase than the homostars
>>87631439Let's just say it like this, I like Holostars and still had no fucking idea what Protostar even is.
>>87631439Hitler is the TRUE Brotuber
>>87636238guys please acknowledge a brief look into my Hitler bro fantasies
This game was launched before on itch.io. Everyone has already played it. Do the search correctly jesus
>>87631439Nobody wants to play fan jrpg slop
>>87637106The Stars smoke cock.
>>87639688the same 6 people who played it on steam were the same ones who left a review on itch.io
>>87639850oh yes because everyone that plays a game leaves a review. yeah yeah
>>87639947Good reviews send the game to the front page on itch. The fans couldn’t be bothered to support it like that?
>>87640493I don't really know how it works there, but Doppelganger (the other starsen game) didn't have many reviews either and was on the front page for weeks so yeah
>>87631658Sex with Hitler is a game where you play as Hitler and fuck various girls from the major participants in WW2.It isn't a game aimed at attracting women.
>>87631439wtf
>>87631439Anon, Protostar Twilight is just a random fan game, and it's been available on other platforms for a long time now. It's not some long-awaited official Holostars game.
>>87633951Because the homos get everything they want for and the girls get ignored and left on read.
>>87631439Girls (real ones, not troons) don't play games unless it's some home ec shit like Stardew Valley or the Sims. If they're struggling through a competitive game like Apex or Valorant, it's probably just for appearances.
>>87645965Based and true.The girls only got 2 dedicated concerts and enreco.Meanwhile, the boys get...?
>>87646379As yes, because massive events are totally the same thing as asking for game perms
>>87631439I dont even know whats that on the left
>>87646553seems the same, if not worse than the girls.
>>87636238I want to spitroast some tied up jewess with Hitler while discussing the advance of the allies.
>>87645965Whoroseethe
