A thread for the Partial Partner of the Power-washing Power-couple, Calliope Mori
Remember to love big-breasted dorks
Remember to love your battle brother
Remember to love your Deathclock
remember to love nursing handjobs
Looks like the bastards lost, mori isn't going to involuntarily post a POV
>>87643094But should we love the newly formed Emperor's Pebbles and Hope Guard Chapters?
>>87643451Winner winner chicken dinner
>>87643458Some of those pebbles ain't loyal. I heard talk one of 'em wants to be a heretic
I saw this and I thought of mori. Has she mentioned having coughing problems specificalli at night?https://www.popsugar.com/fitness/why-cough-worse-night-44620827
Going to need a power washer to clean the room when they're finished
>>87643451>>87643763Why are you so weirdCare about normal things
>>87643458hope is common in tzeenches realm, and I dont trust any purple astartes. the last resort of slanesh is to appear as an innocent little girl to one untouchd by depravity. It knows the appeal of /Uoh/.
>>87644280I care about mori not getting one guy'd into doing something she didn't want to do. Is that "weird?"
>>87644023Please don't source your medical info from blogs for housewives
>>87644363Holding a grudge over it for more than half a day and bragging about it to everyone is pretty odd, yeah
>>87644440If you think remembering something for 12 hours is a prodigious endeavor, you might be the weird one
>>87644621I think the point went over your head there, but the bottom line is I don't think anyone cares
>>87644675I think you invented a kind of autist to get annoyed at and started assuming I was the guy.
>>87644739Well, you're definitely an autist
>>87642849>>87643105yes
>>87644904I saw someone in the thread complain about it this morning and so I casually mentioned it you weird argumentative person
>post number goes up, see no new postsI'm going to assume someone is being autistic, stop being autistic.
>>87644994They're having a silly-off right now
dethklok cover by deathclock when?
>>87645040How do I win the silly off?
>>87645136That's the trick anonchama.....YOU DON'T!
>>87645069Mori could literally be murderface
Who the hell are Ren & Ryushin
>>87645183:(
>>87644621I just don't think about dumb shit people say, personally
>>87645238Part of a J-pop boy band that was spun off a much bigger boy band. UM seems to be using the song to help push them a bit. All these remixes seem to drive more people to the original version than anything so I don't mind.
>>87645369I can tell you for a fact that isn't normal of you
>>87645466Was someone rude to you today?
>>87645523Not really. I went to the dog park earlier, but it snowed, so I left
wwcd
>>87645703Work a bit too hard because she rinds that fulfilling
>>87645703>>87645781I think both of you should kill yourselves imo
>>87645913I'm not either anon but that's rude
>>87645913>both>
>>87645981It's definitely two guys. I'm autistic enough to have a dumb argument with someone else, but I ain't a schizo, dig?
Mori....
She's going to pull this shit now, of all times?
oh shit
why the fuck
Damn......
Well, there goes the next few threads
and here I though today was gonna be boring
bye bye
Deadbeats, I am so sorry.
Is this a bot?
Huh
>>87647014I think it's like one retard fake vaugeposting and another getting in on it for shits and giggles
>>87647014
>>87647094Naw far too many in close succession for that.
>>87647014>he doesn't know
>>87647127Samefag with multiple devices?
>>87647014hint: kpop
>>87647094I don't think anything happened. Twitter and global are normal. some guy getting his rocks off by shitposting maybe?
>>87647014>squirmbeat is shitting up /hirys/ at the same timeHmm
I'm glad mori weathered whatever crisis the guy made up
>>87647272Oh it was just 1 retard who then went to global to make a "morig is melting down" post
>>87647450why does he hate Mori's friends so much? IRyS, Bae, Kiara, Kronii
>>87647690>"morig is melting down">just a bunch of vaguepostThe retard can't even do this shit right
>>87647700He hates Mori too, dude just a general Holoanti that likes to LARP as a deadbeats because the original squirmfag mindbroke him
>>87648011He should be a better hater
Mori in GG birthday dinner
Mori at GG birthday confirmed
>>87649261>>87649317What would Mori bring to the potluck?What would deadbeats bring to the Morig potluck?
>>87649576>What would Mori bring to the potluck?her delectable feet
>>87648063red dress is her best outfit
>>87649576>What would deadbeats bring to the Morig potluck?Uhhhh, alcohol?
>>87649261>>87649317Whens the birthday and coke studios thing
I can't believe they're going to 69 on stream
>>87650469The coke thing is like 10 hours after I think. It might be prerecorded since it's not a full performance and she is the only "digital" act.
>>87647014Just a guy who thinks a joke that's almost 3 years old is still funny
>>87649576her favorite miso ramen
GG is so sexy
>>87649576homecooked pasta, probably
>>87649576I made a bomb chickpea curry once
>>87649900for me it's the bunny outfit. something about sheer leggings under shorts is hot. like imagine her going commando and the shorts keep her leggings tight against her pussy and everytime she moves the fabric rubs against her lips.
>>87651778
>>87649576I can make a couple really good things. Maybe a cheesecake for desert
>>87649576I made pierogies for the last potluck I went to, maybe that again
How is sans Undertale fat?
>>87653546big bones
>>87653546He's a big guy
>>87653613I feel him. Even when I was in good shape when I played rugby I was like 1.5x wider than the average person. Finding clothes that fit good is impossible.
>>87651778Sounds like she might want to loosen her lips
>>87642796Previous thread: >>87605173//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-ENYT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliopeTwitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope #calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilustSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8 //// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaYOoiFwYS0Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrAGuMoLoEo//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4 DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ecJIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6 Phantomime (August 16, 2024) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_pt_ec//// Stream Shinigami: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0RFHkc8npc//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com///// LIVE SHOWCoke STUDIO LIVE 2024October 19-20, 2024 @ Saitama Super Arena, Saitamacapacity: 37,000guest starring: Mori Calliope, NewJeans, Creepy Nuts, Rita Ora, Rauw Alejandro, Omoinotake, &TEAM, NEXZhttps://www.cocacola.jp/cokestudiolive/ //// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6wMori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV Remember to love your Mori. :}
The fun thing about powerwash sim, is that it's basically just a zatsudan stream in disguise
https://x.com/calliope_info/status/1847095734723924406>real life male collab
>>87655889the one on the left reminds me of Riku from Kingdom Hearts for some reason
>>87655824>in disguisenah, chatbeats said so outright when asked if Mori should put a frame up lol
We don't have any Canadians itt, right?
When the fuck did fhe HimeMori collab get announced?
>>87655975I can see it
My wife hates Mori Calliope. I think she knows I've been jacking off to her.
>>876563482 days ago Anya did.
>>87656348A few days ago
>kronii and calli>erb and nerissais hololive healing
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/881808599061267756?source_impression_id=p3_1729221324_P3M5AK2WPemVy5aI
>>87656547>Calli
>mori doesn't larpdyrbi?
>>87656448>>87656488Good to know that I didn't manifest this from a lack of sleep
>I heard there a guy walking around with a samurai, stabbing>oh based Holy kek
>>87656547Makes me sad that the audio quality is noticeably worse in this one.>calli
Me and Mori are going to honeymoon at Shrek's swamp see you virgins later
>catching up with old palsuh oh
>>87657021Kronii aren't you streaming right now
>>87657123shut up schizo
Are you ready to watch Mori paint her army?
>>87657308Hell yeah!
>>87657308Sure
>>87656975>ai slop
I feel like the reason why Shrek 3 and 4 weren't as good as the first two is because they didn't have the same thematic throughline of being true and honest to yourself and the people around you and instead focus on Shrek's struggle to become a father figure. This also might be why the new Puss in Boots movie fits so well because it also has similar themes of acceptance and facing the truth
she reaching that age were the friend groups are locked in, I know that feel
Girls I'm not stoned enough for this
This conversation is feeling real as hell. Like, this isn't two coworkers talking, these are like sisters meeting up at a cafe after a relative died.
CANT READ MYCANT READ MYNO YOU CANT READ'A MYJOKER FACE
Promotion!
PROMOTIONBEATS
Oh shit get down promotion denier.
EAT SHIT APPRENTICEKEKS
promotionbeats we won
>>87658263>>87658270IT'S OUR WIN
Anti-promotionbeats BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTotally REDUCED to SMITHEREENS
Apprenticebeats...
We were simply ahead of the game
I always knew the promotion was real
>deathclock collabs are back>the promotion is confirmed realnature is healing...
>>87658439Fauna was sick?
Remember to keep your soul energy safe fellas you never know who could be trying to siphon it
>>87658488Fucking Tengu Man took my soul energy and won't take my calls
what are the factories for?
>>87658551they make bonesthe bones are their money
You have ADHD Mori, it's no use
>>87658551
>>87658595so its like Dai Dark?
>Kronii is watching MoriDeathclockbros we are no longer just eating crumbs we are eating a whole cake
so deadbeats, can you curl more than Mori?
>>87658773I'm skelemaxxing
>>87658773yes and im smaller then her, woman really do have lower bone density
I want Mori to suck out my soul
>>87658773can do 10kg a hand while being majorly out of shape, so ig
>>87658773of course otherwise how can i loft her massive breasts
>>87658773I don't really do curls, probably yes given how I can do close-grip pull-ups.
>>87658773Yes my fat ass was lifting 30 pound weights
>>87658773yeah, but I only have 25lb weights at home so I don't know my upper limit
>>87658773Yeah I can do 25-30 lbs, so barely as a 150 lbs 5'5 dude
Deadlifting a Deadbeat...
>>87658773Yeah but I've also been lifting since I was like 14, so it's not really a fair comp lol
>>87647450Pretty sure he accidentally posted in the wrong thread one yesterday, proving that he watches over at least 3-5 threads at any given time for the mere mention of Mori to shit that thread up.
Sometimes when I spray my friends with a power wash I rip the skin
>>87659254Well my Mori taught me a few things
Jesus Christ Mori...same...
Will deadbeats celebrate Halloween and go trick-or-treating?
>>87658773I missed it, how much did she say
Morpo...
>>87659379A 33 year old man going door to door asking for candy? Nah I'll stay home and watch a girl I'm parasocial with
Mori vigorously masturbates before the moment of clarity sets in
>>87658773No, my back is so fucked I can put any force through my back without pain for long. T. Struggled to carry 8kg cartons of TV
>>87659379I'll just stay home and watch horror movies or whatever they have planned for Halloween
>And this is coming from a CanadianKek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f_XVr3wQR8
TELL HER CLOCK
dear god, tell her Kronii, this bitch is so scared of having a strong opinion on anything without saying sorry
>>87659730>>87659790tell her what
Give her the Clock
>>87659864That she wants to slam clams obviously>>87659875Descartes??
I love her retarded stupid smile in this
Andorririn...
MamaMorichama.....
Jesas Mama Mori I guess we know where Mori gets it from….
>Mama Mori is stronger than a fucking bear
snotbeats...
>>87660584Look, we tried to warn you. Power wash brings out some serious demons.
What are they yapping about?
Any kronies wanna explain what the question was...
It's funnier not knowing what she's asking and hearing Mori's reaction
>>87660920Nobody knows, all we know is as soon as she started asking Gura's smile vanished for the rest of the stream.
>>87660920she did the same thing with gura so who knowsgura did ask if kronii was ok though
>>87660920WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW AND IT HAUNTS US
Any guesses as to what it is?
>>87661165possible candidate in chat
>>87660989>>87660968I remember that stream. Some anons at Global tried to guess what the question was, and some of them surmised that it most likely involved your family.Captcha: SS000H
Mori has got to stop reading chat in collabs, it ruins the flow of conversations and even ruins the anticipation somtimes because the reaction based on the "question" was definitely muddled because of it.
>>87661215I remember hearing that question before lol
>>87661165would you rather fuck your girlfriend in your moms body or your mom in your girlfriends body question is my guess
>>87661165An old guess was: "Would you rather have sex with your dad's mind trapped in your boyfriend's body, or your boyfriend's mind trapped in your dad's body?"
ahh yesthe drawthread...
>>87661318>>87661338I was thinking in this kind of question but idk, it doesn't has that shock i guess
>>87661485What kind of would you rather has a quantitative answer
Kronii: "I wanna watch!" Kroniichama... why do you do this to yourself? JUST THROW YOURSELF AT HER! SHE WON'T REFUSE YOU!
>Kronii used to browse "anonymous chatrooms">there is a nonzero chance of Kronii being /here/ when she's not streamingthis explains so much...
>>87661517when she said "one" I assumed she meant option 1 out of 2
>>87661485It might also be "Would you rather know who everybody has had sex with/masturbated to or have everyone else know who you've had sex with/masturbated to" Based on the "how could you look anyone in the eye" remark
>>87661566It was omegle
>>87661566We already knew this.
>>87661566What does it explain?
kronii posts about how much she wants mori to slap her around
>Kronii doesn’t love hatmanBased
mori if ur here can you please mention feet. thank you.
she got NTR'd by Shrek...
shrek spunk
Mori wants to pretend she's a giant
>and achoo all over it>with the long snakeKronster...
Yes Mori eat a gingerbread house, lots of candy and frosting
Kobo is a predator...
>Was a big World of Darkness nerd>Has recently fallen down the 40k Rabbit Hole>Has learned about LARPingMori... Has become a ca/tg/irl.
That sounded literally nothing Eddie Murphy kek
>>87663491Nah it was pretty good
Do you think it would be possible to seduce Mori with a replica of Shrek's bed
This is the only cursed Shrek art I know https://x.com/sugarscape/status/566615348053819392
>Check my messages CalliThat so intimidating lmao
What's the unit name for Mori / Kronii / Shiori
>>87664030profound autism
>>87664030I can fix her
>>87664030Virgin cast
>>87664030Old coroner's reports
>>87664094Does that imply chadcast is the SEXcast?
Death to the guy who begged her for a pov
>>87664030TitsCast
>>87664225for Powerwash it's whatever, but LC with no PoV is retarded unless they do it on discord audioliterally the entire entertainment value of the game is seeing shit from different PoVs
>>87664030Father Clock Librarian for FemCeL
>>87664030sex with me
>>87664291That's not wrong, but as long as mori's on someone's pov it's still got value
>Burnout talkIt's so over
Just hopped onto the stream, when did this turn into therapy time?
listening to this while getting my rabies shot has been fun since it feels like a podcast I tried not laughing while they brought up the bear mat and the forbidden gummy worm
>>87664459Half of the stream has been like this dude
>>87664459Since the start, it's been bouncing between therapy and cursed meme conversations
>>87664459Quite recently actually, it was mostly fucked up topics and memes before
>>87664459It basically started out as therapy time, devolved into a seemingly neverending spiral of cursed memes and now it's back to therapy.
>Suisei and a bunch of JPs
I can't leave you Mori we have had too many good memories together
So who the fuck is she talking about? Hatman? Nano? future made up Ame worrying?
>>87664600>>87664557
>Ame and the rest of EN
>>87664600Could be any of them, no one in particular, someone you' and I never heard of.
>>87664153Being a Chad isn't about sex. It comes from that one image macro of the "Virgin walk vs the Chad stride"Bae, IRyS and Mori are the Chadcast because they don't give a fuck about what others think when they do what they do.
>>87664600>So who the fuck is she talking about?Nobody in specific, just talking about people in general
Is that not normal? Being nice to people so they'll enjoy your presence? Or is it the more transactional "I'm nice so they don't ghost me" thing?
Kronii the analrapist it's pronounced "analrapist"
>>87664030Alzheimer's
I love how taken back Kronii gets every time Mori brings up a Shrek fact kek
>>87664753>Or is it the more transactional "I'm nice so they don't ghost me" thing?Transactional, I can't remember what stream it was but I remember saying she likes her current friends/people who surround her now because she feels like they actually like her, where in the past when she was younger/in the past, she felt like a lot her "friendships" were built off of transaction relationships
>>87664917does Kronii remember when Shrek farted in a lake killed a fish and cooked it?
>>87664940sounds like the first anniversary stream
>>87664917It's like she has to remind herself that mori unironically likes Shrek each time lol
I want to plank Mori's outer walls
>>87665040What does that even mean
>everything's gonna make me fat>i'm not a vegetable kinda girlarchitect bros we are winning
>>87665246Her farts must be heinous!
>margarine on broccoliuse butter instead
>>87665285hey buddy i think you've got the wrong door, /ringo/ is two blocks down
>>87665104What does the sound of a clarinet mean, or the height of Mont blanc?
Why do blue women hate vegetables?
>>87665490Plants eat water
Man this was great
If she doesn't redirect; IRyS is making steady progress in SM2 and seems to be enjoying it a good bit.
>>87665560According to global 1) irys thought "chaplain" was the guy's name2) she didn't know whether captain outranked lieutenant
Kronii shilling Mori's collab before any of her own stuff is kinda cute tbdesu
>spicy chip challengekronii is gonna die
rate the stream
>>87665620>1)Charliebros...
>>876656934/4
>>87665693Is This Yaoi or Yuri/10
>>87665672Don't Koreans have good spice tolerance?
>>87665759that's racist anon
>>87665693Kino
>>87665796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2JVac_opWY
>>87665693Real/10As much as Mori tried to keep it goofy, I don't think I've seen holos talk this frankly about shit before. It was a little uncomfortable at times even, like should I be hearing this? Still, Dethklok seem to be very solid bros and that's nice to see.
Still kind of sad that she still thinks she has to be useful for people to want to stick around but maybe she'll get work that out.
>>87665620>1I wonder if a young irys thought that honorifics are part of a person's name? She sounds retarded enough to do so before someone corrected her.
>>87665915It's also sad that kronii never wants to eat food again
>>87665954Pretty sure kronii legitimately has some sort of eating disorder now
kinda amusing how this collab is flaring up the krofau rrat even further
>>87666030Because kronii despises the color green?
would you kiss Kronii if the opportunity rises?
>>87666085yes
>>87666085Yes, but not with my lips.
>>87665693CursedYetTherapeutic/10Really like how basically all of Morpo's friends are on her ass about her imposter syndrome
>>87666059because she talked about writing off fake friends a bunch
>>87666211She's doing so well and it doesn't seem like it makes her happy sometimes. I'd worry too
g'night /morig/, not sure if I'll wake up in time for the LC collab tomorrow but I really enjoyed this one and I hope we get more Deathclock in the future
>>87666295Nightly noodles
link to the LC collab?
>>87666384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f_XVr3wQR8
>>87642849Was he watching the 40K stream?https://x.com/HandPlug/status/1846908459935322552
that lc lapen clickbait clip
>>87666523link it
Does irys like space marine?
>>87666407she really should do a PoVat the very least to avoid another Roboco situation where she misunderstands something and stews in it like a retard for an hour
>>87666523>>87666535This one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WahJn52te4U
nighty noodles debbies I need sleep after one hell of a night and a comfy Morpo stream
>>87666466Based honestly lol
Does mori seem more melancholy lately?
>>87667036Would (you) still love your Mori if aliens, espers, and time travellers were real?
>>87667240if i get to keep my balls sure
>>87667036it's just a symptom of the mixed bag syndrome she's getting hit by>go-getters is a big milestone but the anime is mid and the MV was heavily delayed and didn't go as viral as expected>BD was great, but the venue situation was fucked but it got her sick way more severely than she expected>she's opening a big ass concert but at the same time other Holos are getting massive solo performances, while she's just getting 20 minutes, with most of the audience being there for other people (basically the situation from start of her music career)at least the 7dtd and whatever is happening on Halloween should just be straightforward Ws in her brain
>>87667240You mean they're not?
>>87667240
>>87667322>____, but ____>____, but ____straws
Nini debbies
>>87667605GoodnightI just put excessively hot Buffalo sauce on my food, now I think I feel kronii's pain
>>87667315Just because you lost your balls doesn't mean that you can't bone your boy (girl)
nighty noodles see you in 5 hours
oh nice
>>87667921didn't know Youtube did that
If mori wants to clear her sinuses, I gotta say, this hot ass Buffalo sauce is working like a fucking charm
>>87667322Ngl you're reaching pretty hard for some of these "but,"s The actual answer is Mori is just naturally a pessimist lol
>>87667847Is that the girl from that new anime
>>87667322this just feels like an elaborate way of reiterating that she's dealing with imposter syndrome, all of those "but"s are due to factors largely out of her control (Warner Bros being anal about their IP, Cover staff picking a shit venue, doctors not realizing she had the coof, etc etc)
>>87668243The exchange between >>87667847 >>87667315 is a reference to the series.But the protag's balls getting stolen is a bit of a spoiler, and it won't happen until chapter 60 or something. I doubt it would show up in the anime unless it gets new seasons.The heroine kinda reminds me of Yukari though. It's probably the pink cardigan.
>>87668516he loses them at chapter oneand then juggles ownership between one of them a few times until he gets them both back
>>87667315You know, in imperial Rome, eunuchs was the happiest and most loyal of courtiers
>>87668495if something shitty happens to you it feels shitty regardless if it was in your control or not
What if mori gelded the t rex?
