Is there anyone who actually believes vtuber yuri kayfabe? Whenever I see clips like this I just roll my eyes and wonder if there's anyone retarded enough to fall for it. It's painfully obvious that they're only pretending to make their paypigs believe that they don't have a boyfriend.
>>87745683Stfu and let people delude themselves in peace.
>>87745683Is it painfully obvious? How painful? Like a pinprick? A toothache? Is it so obvious you feel like the webbing on your toes is being filed down or worse?
>>87745683Lesbian chuubas arent real
you're asking the gullible retarded socially braindead board if there are any gullible retarded socially braindead people present
>>87745683Lesbians aren't real
>>87745683You do realize some crazy fans made an entire Yuri video about Gura and Ame right.Yes some people do believe
I like it when vtubers express sexual interest in males because I am male it makes me think I have a shot.
>>87745683Whatever you do, don't look at micomet mental illness general
Not the ones in Hololive.
>>87746123With an anime? You good?
>>87745683All of it is real. Not a single bit of it is fake.
>>87746297>You good?no
>>87745683cant be yuri when one of them is male
>>87745683Have you seen /micomet/? Or any other yurishit /here/? All you need to do is take a look around to find your answer.Anyway shipfags are all delusional and insane, no exceptions.
>>87745683I'm fine with porn because I'd fap to both individually, but it's really gross and weird once people start trying to ship the actual people as if they're in a romantic relationship.
>>87745683No different from gfe kayfabe. You don't actually believe your oshi loves you, do you?
>>87746391It can be gay because both of them are male
>>87745683>Whenever I see clips... It's painfully obviousSpeaks for itself, honestly.Believing they are all 100% straight is equally as dumb as thinking all the yuri is real. Some aren't exactly subtle about it. Funny how much seethe it generates though, like who cares
>>87745683Yurilive is real tho
as far as HoloEN goes, Kronii is the only actual lesbian, Kiara and Nerissa are the only actual Bisexuals. the rest are straight women pretending to be gay for culture points or cashsource: this bottle i just finished
>>87747363>Kronii is the only actual lesbianLesbians arent real
>>87745683Female faggots are still faggotsNo one wants them to actually be attracted to other women, they just like to see them act like they are.
>>87747363Kronii is the straightest out of them all
>>87747363>misses out on the actual bisexual who has openly admitted to being so
>>87745683Only retards fall for it
>>87745683miComet is literally gay
>>87745683OP is literally a retard who got baited by a clipper thumbnail. MiComet actually meet for projects and have meals together, the yuri thing is a separate issue.
>>87747363Kiara is a lesbian, you have to be one to fly to singapore or wherever it was just to fuck Taotan. Also I have strong suspicions about CC, she gets way too shy about GG sometimes. Shiori is the no homo homo of the group.
>>87750118>Kiara is a lesbianStopped reading there
>>87749424>>87749797Checks out lmao
>>87745683Miko's gone so long without breaking character i start to wonder if she wasn't some spirit who followed Yagoo home one new year's morning after a shrine visit and then manifested a roommate later.
>>87745683No shit? Of course only retards take it seriously. If it were serious they wouldn't do it in public over the course of years, it would be private and mundane like actual relationships. Polka is 100% gay though.
>>87747363Kronii is straight but got groomed by man hating tumblr lesbians, Kiara is straight but hates men because she's got abused by nip men for years, Nerissa is straight but enjoys yuribaiting.
>>87745743Depends on the chuuba but some lay it on so thick that it almost feels insulting.
>>87745683Yuritards are as mentally ill as people who ship holo and homo
>>87745683How new?
>>87745683They've been going hard on the Yuribaiting as of late. I wish we could go back to the funny haha let's plays.
>>87747363>Ina>straightliterally turned sana gay during a trip to japan
>>87745683Vtuber fans are retarded anonIt says a lot the biggest waifu in vtubing right now that people think they have a chance with is Fauna of all people
>>87745683I stopped watching Miko and Suisei because of this shit
>>87750118CC and GG are the two friends of the group with crazy chemistry, and when someone says something about it one of them goes all flustered. This has literally happened. So, yeah... I see what you mean. But I don't know if she has some feelings or just doesn't like to yuribait.
>>87745683miComet is about as artificial and corporate-mandated as it gets. They had a great run together shooting the shit in RUST, but then management saw the numbers and forced them together in literally everything. Same sort of thing that killed PekoMiko
>>87746339As a cover employee, can confirm. The office is just a giant lesbian orgy
>>87745683Maybe watch an actual couple next time
>>87746123I don't like it when vtubers express sexual interest in males because I can't relate, not being a faggot.
>>87757939>t. faggot
>>87757093>miComet is about as artificial and corporate-mandated as it getsI too don't watch miComet and only parrot what retards here said
>>87758431I know you are but what am I?
>>87745683Yet another thread made by somebody who not only doesn't watch streams, but doesn't even watch clips, just simply reacts to clip thumbnails.Bae isn't saying Micomet are in a relaitonship or having sex, she is saying they are indeed good friends off stream who hang out togetheer irl.In this clip she describes how she met both of them outside the studio.>>87757093And again another person who doesn't watch streams or likely even watch clips. This person likely bases all of their opinions on anonymouys shitposters reactions to clip thumbnail reaction threads. Truly there is no creature on earth more pathetic than this.
statistically there has to be gae talents but the actual on-stream is more likely to be a performance actthe later the gen, the greater the odds of them being an actual lesbo are since they will probably have joined the corps in order to collab with the holomen that they likeof course, this might also hold true for the homostars
>>87745766Yes they are
>>87759356miComet being created and pushed by management is very real anonWhy do you think it became a thing after PekoMiko died and Miko needed a new partner?
>>87759485>but the actual on-stream is more likely to be a performance actI wouldn't say its a performance its just girls being silly with their friends.
>>87759042a faggot. Can't you read?
>>87752680Kiara is typically the kind of retard who persuades herself she's lesbian and end up in an abusive relationship for years
>>87747363LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>87758746You're a retard if you can't see how forced and artificial the whole miComet BUSINESS XDDDD thing is
>>87747363i also feel like gg is bi but it's too early to say for sure
>>87747363This has to be bait
>>87759958Again, once again proving you don't watch streams and are years behind in your knowledge of the talents themselves.Nobody is fucking arguing that wasn't the case you absolute idiot. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.What you and other catalog clip thumbnail readers don't seem to understand is that for literaly years now, Micomet have clearly, obiously, objectively, confimred by multipe people hundreds of times over years become extremely close and good IRL friends as a result of the originally corporate pairing.Did management tell them to group together?Yes.Did they then realize they were extremely compatible and become literal real best friends off stream as a result of this? Yes.Did coroprate mandate that they become as close and as good friends as they did irl?Obviously not unless you think Cover is literally controlling their fucking minds. That Micomet became a success was luck and due to them both hitting it iff more than anybody could have guessed. Of coruse they push it now that they realized it worked. But that doesn't make it illegitimate.>>87760707ITS A JOKE YOU LITERAL RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS A JOKE BECAUSE THEY DID START AS A BUSINESS BUT BECAME FRIENDS ITS SO SIMPLE. Serious question, are you autistic???????
uh oh melty
Reminder that the only real lesbians in Hololive are Polka and Reine, the rest are heterosexual.>B-but my oshi is bisexualNo, she is doing business yuri to avoid any drama or suspicions about her dating
>>87762180I really don't think its that deep and calculated
>>87762599yeah, it's not that deep, but it's calculated, business yuri get them money from retards that actually believe it and also help them with their "pure idol" image.
>>87761850That "joke" was only funny for the first 3 times at best and definitely stopped being funny after they repeated it 100 times
>>87762887Yeah, people like OP should really get new material. The board quality suffers from the exact same threads being posted every other week.
>>87762887I mean you have never ever watched one stream even if that were the case it wouldn't matter to you.Anyway, it isn't supposed to be a hilarious joke it is more like a *wink winki nudge nudge* sort of a thing. Like its not a punch line to anything, its just a litle reference.
>>87745683Yes, yurifags are that delusionalWhat do you think killed pekomiko?
Hololive members are the type of women who are the least likely to be in relationships, not because they are idols or otakus, but because they are career women and work all day. Also, something I've noticed is that the more 2 youtubers flirt on screen, the more likely they are to break up. People who have functioning relationships don't need to prove it.
>>87763427You don't actually believe that, do you?
>>87763173Yes, that's what makes it annoyingI actually used to watch Miko's stream but nowadays I don't even bother
>>87762678You really believe they can act gay that convincingly? I feel if it was that calculated it would be easy to tell it was planned.
>>87761850I hope you realize you're someone OP is talking about
>>87765043I didn't mention yuri or shipping once.>>87763989You never watched her or any streams, actually.
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>>87762180>>87763422Hololive talents are not your average street whores who happened to get a vtuber job. They all fans of otaku culture which is all about idealizing and lewding cute girls. Holos are essentially awkward NEETs who drool over cute anime girls so much they want to become one. They flirt and ***yuribait*** with other girls because they want to and enjoy it, not because they have to fill a quota or be popular. Pekora is really shy and doesn’t need to say sexual things to be popular. The word yuribait itself is entirely made up by western cucks and it's not real. "They're all putting on an act" is really the most classic western cope.
>>87765151BASED YURIGOD
Pretty sure suisei has mentioned they're just "business partners" at least once
>>87765203yeah me
>>87745683Yuri? miComet? Are you fucking serious? They at worst have those "haha teetee" moments that they play up for laughs and that are especially pushed by the people around them, they rarely if ever do the "oo lets kiss/marry/hold hands/whatever" shit that the actual yuribaiting couples do. What the fuck are you watching?
>>87765569Just because they do the "business partners XDDDD" bit doesn't mean they aren't pandering to yurifagsLook at this fucking thumbnail and tell me with a straight face they are not pandering to yurifags
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>>87765569>they rarely if ever do the "oo lets kiss/marry/hold hands/whatever" shit that the actual yuribaiting couples doThats because that is low level, low IQ yuribaiting 101 for beginners. Micomet are on some 4d chess style 200iq yuribaiting where they become the most effective yuribaiting and biggest vtuber ship/pairing while not having to resort to any of that typical bullshit.
>>87745683>>>/lgbt/
>>87766974hololive board
>>87765348Shes just like me fr fr
>>87766974People complaining about yurishit should go to lgbt?
>>87767154I wonder how she'll feel in a few years
>>87747661THIS has to be bait
>>87747661Anything about her screams either asexual or lesbian
>>87768761Most sane micomet fan
>>87745683Do you think they are anime girls irl too? Fucking retard
What triggered the micomettard?
>>87770054Eh, there's no special reason, he's permanently triggered. Not only by MiComet I suppose, but Hololive in general. This is just one of his usual OPs that he cycles through.
>>87745683Here's definitive proof these lesbian relationships are realhttps://vocaroo.com/1asPPxrpzXT7
>>87770054They're the most insecure fanbaseThere's a reason why both Miko and Suisei split don't want them
>>87765918that's retarded, by that logic anyone who covers a song like that is yuribaiting but I don't see shitposters going crazy over preydator.
Crossick was real, which is funny, since they're both Nijisanji and don't really care about appealing to unicorns.They silently broke up, though, and I don't think they interacted after that, which suggests that it wasn't pretty.
Why does it matter if its real or not? Its kayfabe. You said its kayfabe. Enjoy it.
