Does Anyone Remember in the Book Holes When That One Lady Puts A Little Bit of Rattlesnake Venom into her Nail Polish so When She Scratches A Guy Later for Being Disobedient it Burns Like A Motherfucker and Leaves Him Writhing in Pain? I Randomly Thought About That When I Saw These Kuro Nails EditionWelcome to /vsj+/! A thread to discuss VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them.Michi is LIVE! And she's signing posters! That means it's a handcam kind of stream and the art on them may be old but it still looks really great. But if you'd prefer your streams as more of a watchalong then Mouse is LIVE! And is doing exactly that for a monkey's RV trip. If you're into that then you're in luck. Finally Mata is LIVE! But only technically. Subathon and sleeping, etc. She'll be back tomorrow morning, hopefully with a less sore throat. That's it for now so keep things comfy and civil by ignoring and especially reporting bait, and being excellent to each other.Image source: https://twitter.com/ac76912/status/1847627190969725006VShojo is:Froot - https://www.twitch.tv/apricot | https://www.youtube.com/@ApricotFrootGEEGA - https://www.twitch.tv/geega | https://www.youtube.com/@GEEGAHaruka - https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu | https://www.youtube.com/@HarukaKaribuHenya - https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius | https://www.youtube.com/@henyathegeniusHime - https://www.twitch.tv/hajime | https://www.youtube.com/@himehajime1570Kson - https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou | https://www.youtube.com/@ksonONAIRKuro - https://www.twitch.tv/k9kuro | https://www.youtube.com/@K9KUROMata - https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan | https://www.youtube.com/@MataraKanMel - https://www.twitch.tv/projektmelody | https://www.youtube.com/@projektmelodyMichi - https://www.twitch.tv/michimochievee | https://www.youtube.com/@MichiMochieveeMouse - https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse | https://www.youtube.com/@IronMousePartyZen - https://www.twitch.tv/zentreya | https://www.youtube.com/@zentreyaOfficial Channels - https://www.twitch.tv/vshojo | https://www.youtube.com/@VShojoRelated:総長 + 会長 for dedicated Kson discussion/999/ for dedicated Henya discussion/mouse/ for dedicated Mouse discussion/lig/ and /big/ for extended + and former member discussionPrevious Thread: >>87793376
>>87816101Good summary and edition, actually funny
Did you know that the first theme of Bruckner’s fifth symphony sounds a lot like seven nation army by the White Stripes?
>>87816322
>>87816349
Geega? more like SEXga
>>87816101>>87816349this has already become the most interesting thread in quite a while
>>87816522one is nail art is kuro, what's the other one?
Zen's magically massive witch titties
>>87816657retired streamer, don’t post
>>87816748controversial take, but I like current model more
>>87816809I love the current model aside from the smaller tits. If she can get those back up to prior size or even bigger if she wants to be cool then it'll unequivocally be the best.
>>87816809I don't mind it except for the nerfed tits
>>87816850Bigger is not always better. There's a sweet spot where it looks just right, like Mel pre boob job.
>>87816986based medium enjoyer
>>87816678why the need to retire zen, she's one of the few vtubers you could actually replace without people being able to notice, or at least you have plausible deniabilityshe could just hire someone to stream instead
Mata and BBC(Big Black Cockroach)
this michi poster is so good, also signing them is a great way to prevent scalpinggood thinking
>>87817321is vtuber merch scalping a thing?
>>87817076>without people being able to noticebut I would and a lot of other anon would tooI think that may be a little hard to fake
>>87817076>>87817397prestige the movie - but vtubers
>>87817368for such small numbers of an item only sold at an indo convention, it could easily be
>>87816657
>>87817413I can see this movie being made in the next 15 years
>>87816678Please don't say that about ZenThank you
fien fien fien fien fien fien fien fien fien!
>>87817321>this michi poster is so goodyeah, me
>>87817268
I think matara really likes mint
>>87818318delusional
So Michi left her newborn baby cousin on the sidewalk for literally ten seconds to throw rocks at a dog and now she can never babysit for her relatives again?
nya
>>87818430Seems fair to me, who just sets a baby down on the sidewalk
>>87818238Based Mousechad, Mata is for BWC ONLY.
>>87817268it would be funnier to have 4 mata in the back and one black roach on the couch
>>87818430Sounds like a win
>>87818430>>87818665Yeah, never show competence at something you don't want to do or you'll be thought of to do it every time
What can we expect from Matas involvement with WME?
>>87818773she's going to have an appearance in the next big videogame movie
>>87818773John Cena collab.
>>87818773sponsored streams
>>87818891he's already live on the subathon right now, you just cannot see him
>>87817076
>>87816613They're both Kuro themed. Left one is a whisper, right one is part of the new pirate design.
>>87816101Glad you've learned blueshit will never take off
>>87819075So mad
Unicorns have infested the waters. It's over for us.
>>87819175We're based now, no longer the loser org sadly
>>87819175I will kill myself if Geega talks to a man
I will kill myself if Mouse talks to a man
>>87819224>unicorns>not losersGood one
>>87819327The only thing they can't lose is their virginity
>>87819175UniGODS run this bitch
Pink cat cute
>>87819444UniGODS have the power to make bitches run away with just their stench
mata fell off
>>87819616I just checked, she's still safely in her bed
>>87819503Yikes
>>87819616Can't fall off if she never got on my cock
So what's the verdict? Is something happening soon?
>>87819812the verdict is that nothing ever happens
Is that it?
I can see saiiren's nipples
Holy Saiiren aboba.
>>87819866Please... I must see them...
>>87819812Why is Geega a giant
Geega french kisses her cats
>>87819866She just wants to cover her piercings, but it only ends up drawing more attention. I guess there's no real solution, but I feel for her.
>>87819914Giantess org
>>87819866Fucking where?
>realistic depiction of a panic attack talkI'm out
>>87819945She already said she probably has toxoplasmosis
>>87820021She eats shit?
>pale white model>brown skin rtxWhy is this so common
>>87820080SEA
>>87820055It's generally from the cat touching it with their feet then touching you or climbing on your table or bedding or whatever. But the idea that toxoplasmosis has some kind of large affect on humans is an old wives tale anyway. It affects the stress response in a few specific small mammals. It's not universial across all animals or all mammals.
>>87820080in what fucking world is saiiren brown skin
>>87820110I'm tempted to make a racist joke here, but I'm a reformed nowdunno who this sairen girl is btw
>>87820110This one?
>>87820161saiiren is our greatest +
>>87820185She personally got Mouse 30k+ subs through babysitting chat for hours during the subathon. How many pluses can say they raised 200k or more for the star of the org.
>>87820161plus that plays a lot in vshojocraft
>>87820110She’s brown, using skin lighting and filters on stream to make you look white doesn’t count
>>87820410Based whiterace_defender_1488.
>>87820410Anon how about just typing "saiiren" in google image search? She's Asian. If you consider her to be brown then giri is brown too.
>>87820410it’s called lighting and shadows, seeing as she’s siting directly behind a room divider. The blurry pixels is a telltale sign of camera ramping up ISO to compensate for low light conditions. She was literally a flesh streamer before you moron, knock it off Asmon
>>87820080Brown on brown racism
>>87819945Geega does this to her cat
>>87820080brown Mouse
>>87820547Geega brush her cat's teeth
>>87820570with her tongue
I wish Zen would collab more with big titty vtubers
>>87820612Kill yourself
>>87820612Ok, I'll become a big titty vtuber and start collabing with Zen just for you, anon
>>87820672Quit being a bitch boy
Michi sounding like /v/ right now
>>87820838She's such an incel for hating
>>87820838what a fucking CHUD
>>87820838I don't think she liked this game very much
>Michi put the dumpster fire of a game that has LiS 2 name by a dumb mistake in S, next to the godlike LiS 1>LiS 1 Remaster in A>Before the Storm in B>True Colors and Double Exposure in EShe is actually retarded, holy fuck.
>>87820963>she likes /pol/shit game with two retarded whiny kids more than double exposureYikes
>Michi talking about DEIMichiMochudvee.....
I just had no idea there were that many LiS games
>>87820854real
I hope gunrun is ok
gunrun is grooming michi
>>87821188the devs expecting you to side with Chloe in the end over the whole town is still laughable
>>87821172Michi is an Asian and they don't care about DEI
Gunrun going through it hope he is oky
she is so cute
>>87821309I know he's too much of a chad, but he should learn to share his burden more with the girls
>>87821367>he should learn to share his burden more with the girlsWhat? They're his employees, not friends lmao
I'm cancelling her as we speak
>>87821397UMM OKAY SILVER
>>87821412The sisters are gonna EAT
>>87821412That opinion is absolutely not cancel-worthy kek, not sure why she's worried about that
uhhh, michi talking about rima?
I wonder if Michi watches anti-dei/sbi videos
>>87821442obsessed
just to be clear, the gunrun stuff was just a joke from a comparison michi did with a lis2 character
michi fucking LOVES henya
No Kuro today.
>>87821442RENT FREE KEK
It's over
It's Michi's bi-weekly rant about twitter
>>87821442
>>87821620This is how you can tell a chat loves their streamer. They protect them and want them to be healthy, even if it means they can't stream. A toxic audience demands they go live no matter what.
>>87821510>spoilerI kinda like her and I think she has potential, but I wish she wouldn't make her content revolve so much around drama
who is michi talking about?
>>87821807talking just in general
>>87821686Haruka has toxic audience
>no one ships with me kuro now and I complain about itSHIPSISTERS?????????????????
SHIPSISTERS GO DO UR JOB
I want to see Geega naked
>>87821949I ship Michi with Kuro AI
>>87821988only a peek
>>87822016how did you get that
>>87822040me and geega are in a discord ERP server and she sent that to me during one of our sessions
>>87821794Fuck that bitch for doing a hit piece on my man quinn
>>87822016MODS
Do you think Kuro would have had a chance with Michi if he hadn't been fat?
>>87822080I dunno
>>87821794She's a complete Phase shill and hangs out with doxfags, not sure why you like her.
>>87822109nta but mouse once said she liked rima
What the fuck bitch, Haxorus is cool
>>87822080No. Most SEA look down on flips. Friendship is one thing but she would never be able to bring herself to see him as a man.
>>87822080Being fat or not isn't important, having muscle and height is
>>87822080Michi said Kuro is very quiet irl so he doesn't have rizz.
>>87822195He seemed charismatic enough from what I've seen during his con irl
>>87822181What is your point? I have lost a lot of weight in the past and I would say that being very thin is a hundred times better than being fat
>>87822220He was jester maxxing for camera. People like that usually become awkward when breaching topics that require actual rizz.
>>87822135I respect Mouse but sometimes she should do a background check before saying things.
>>87819812Geega will fuck grimmi with her massive futacock
>>87822109Maybe you know less than you think
>>87822109I followed her when she was much smaller, her content reminded me of false's to tell the truth, I haven't watched her in quite a while though
the old pokemon games are only fun when you're playing drayano's hacks
>>87822468they are better than newer ones imo
>>87822438Ok Rima.
>>87821602Why did you stop tourists from making bait threads that would embarrass themselves?
I asked ChatGPT to /in/ post JP talents, what do you think?>Shigure Ui>Tamaki Inuyama>Tenkai Tsukasa>Pikamee Amano>Hoshino Char
heavenly brick breaking
>>87822683>Pikamee AmanoSomeone tell OpenAI to force meds down chatgpt's digital throat
>>87822683Tenkai Tsukasa is the only one that even has a bit of relation to vshojo. Never heard of the last one.
>>87822686>Derek Vinyard likes your post
>>87822958I just want to sloppily tongue kiss heavenly while rubbing our oiled up overweight bodies together man (not in a gay way)
>>87822883Do they need relations to Vshojo when we have auditions right now?
>>87823081>Do they need relations to VshojoYes. Auditions were a mistake.
>>878221815’10” is tall in SEA land.>>87822195>>87822376Nah, watch his interviews with his viewers or even look at his collabs with the girls. He always knows how to respond in an entertaining or understanding way, despite claiming to be awkward. Being a humorous and chill guy is rizz to girls. He’s had a lot of relationship experience as well.
>>87823159aufition were a pr move
>>87821620like crashed into a tree while driving?
>>87823074lose weight faggot. I hate fat "people"
>>87823159EN auditions were a mistake
>>87823277We love fat bitches here
>>87823277I hate a feeding fetish
>>87823296Yes, but imagine Vshojo is invite only and the only way to get in would be being on friendly terms with most of the members and doing collabs with them. The leeching would be way worse than it is now, especially from 3views and other subhumans, because indies would have an incentive to do so as getting into Vshojo would mean a viewership boost, merch deals and other benefits which in the end means more money. And humans do everything for more money
>>87823483What if I want more leeching though. All collas being the same 5 plusses gets boring after a while.
>>87823577*collabs
>tts fags can get married but i cant
>>87823652in real life the chad autist dumping his life story to his oshi during an inappropriate time gets the girl
>>87823483According to this general everyone outside the org is a leech anyway, so let them have at it.
>>87823277
>>87823828How many burgers could you make with all that meat
>>87823577>>87823811But you think this would give us more Sinder, Mint, Snuffy et al collabs when in reality every vtweeter and 1view would spam invite Mouse, Zen, Henya and maybe Michi whilst completely ignoring the other members, because they think they are less influential. Just imagine several hundred Dani Dawnstars.
tickling geega's fuzzy ovaries
>>87823999
Why the fuck would you bring up EVs to a first time Pokémon player...
>>87823999What's stopping 1views from spam inviting Zen now?
>>87824232Pokemon autism is a particularly potent flavor of autism
>>87824232She was about to blow all of her money on EV boosting items.I think the sensible people in chat were just saying "don't worry about it".
>>87824232Poketards have no sense of measure.
>>87821663kek, mindbroken
Does Michi want to fuck Pokémon as much as Snuffy?
Michi doesn't understand statistics
Wish Kuro would join in VC, been craving more bf streams
>>87825195snuffy looks like I'd have to wear a nose peg around her
>>87825272Nose peg?
>>87825251>bfdelusional
>>87825326
>>87825399You mean a clothes pin
>>87825419Nohttps://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Nose_peg
Damn you literally my girlfriend Michi Mochievee, now I feel like seriously playing Pokemon again
