R.I.P Edition Last thread: >>87742361TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>87817421/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>87817429Amen!
i love machina x flayon
>>87817429AMEN
>>87763997>>87764068
>>87817611KEK perfect chu~
>>87817429Amen.
Bullying hakka until he cries and pisses himself
I'm excited for more riptare
>>87818218Leave him alone Shinri
>>87818218Keep bullying him Shinri
Shinri got a new househttps://x.com/sleepysheep51/status/1847837805931876400
my beautiful blue wife(male) will be on the telly soon
>>87819376Soon! On the hour :3
>>87817429amen
do they have Dale & Dawson perms yet? it's just office amongus but I'll take any collab at this point
>>87820569It's best with people if they roleplay with it, dunno how out boys would do
>>87818218This but specifically bullying his prostate until he cries and pisses himself
TEAM RIP ON THE KOHACUP TELLYALTARE POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty1RQePPGLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty1RQePPGLYAXEL POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzDBcIfY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzDBcIfY8ARUPI POVhttps://www.twitch.tv/rprxhttps://www.twitch.tv/rprxOther Holostars participating: Astel, Aruran, Fuma (all on separate teams)
BLUE FUCK KOHACUP TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty1RQePPGLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty1RQePPGLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty1RQePPGLYORANGE DINGO KOHACUP TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzDBcIfY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzDBcIfY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwzDBcIfY8
Two shotas and their big bro ToT
>>87821064they spitroast their big bro btw
their deranged stream of conciousness is always so funny and bewildering
rpr and leader agreeing... He finally won the altbowl
>changed his phone wallpaper to get good luck>bet $5 on a horse race>won $2700wtf aniki
>>87821387>betting on a horse racehe really is australian
>>87821421nips fucking love their horse betting too. it's in his blood
>You're an idol! Your pants are unzippable!
>AXEL, YOU'RE AN IDOL! You pants are unzippable! You know I sew those on tightyou will not stop me, bluefuck
The way leader calls him Mr. Rpr reminds me of those kids in victorian era charles dickens stories
>>87821387It's nice that he got some money back, maybe the cancelled projects don't sting as much
>messaged bettel to confirm if he was actually transferring his league acct to OCE>wanted to transfer and join the late night collab>resisted>expects axel to praise him for willpower
>>87822114I forgot altare had a praise kink
I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to watch them go pew pew
Pooptare...
They suck ass. Why do they keep joining these events if they only play the game once every other month?
>>87822680somebody's gotta fill loser's bracket. it made more sense when the only perm they had was apex in 2022
>>87822680you guys watch them to win?
I'm so lost, i can't follow their topics but i'm laughing
Aniki's assessment partner, chatgpt
Would (You) fuck an AI?
Dammit why is leader so baby today
Is Axel devolving?
>>87823390>offering to play horror games with other peoplesomething has severely shifted in his brain chemistry
>>87823390He's been replaced by aliens
>>87823464im the alien who experimented on him
>starts making haikusHe was /here/
>>87823573you probed too deep little glorplet, he's got a cavity in the brainstem now
>>87823602cavity big enough to put a dick into it he he he
Man that's rough
>you think a hotpot fixes everything>you just gotta believe in it
I love dumb boys having dumb conversations
>big daddy syrios
Aniki cursed leader...
>アレン様壁紙The fuck is this shit
>>87824382Nah I'm not googling that
>>87824382
They're very strange boys aren't they
Altare baby...
>magni is the lisa simpson of tempus
This is just an Apex themed zatsu.
>>87825092Apex has always been a zatsu game
>>87824786A character flanderized into being a woke self obsessed holier than thou know it all with a huge ego? Sounds about right
>shiny spicy are homer and marge simpson
Our lovely jobbers
Rpr hates snails
I hope hakka uploads a new cover for halloween...
>>87825653https://twitter.com/yatogamifuma/status/1847991333186871449<3
>>87827193RIP indeed, jesus.
>>87827193Embarrassing
I am really happy that Axel and rpr are such good friends
>>87827650what about altare
>>87827801more than friends
>>87827170>Idol corpo>Barely release music
>>87827877whore
>>87827931>idol corpo>pay out of pocket for project>corpo says hmmmmmmm no, no permission>throw your work in the trash and say try again later>become impoverished and demotivatedstop me if you've heard this one before
GIBBY ON THE MAGMA TELLY (board link in all tiers of menshi)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9TPGfeizu4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9TPGfeizu4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9TPGfeizu4
>broke his wrist at the start of the year>never treated it because lol elysiumerica>aggravated againholy shit, i'm hoping he's just exaggerating that it was BROKEN, because he never took enough time off to heal a damn break
>announcement teaser coming this week>project coming soon ???
>>87827877Kek
>>87829493ARMIS 3D ARMIS 3D ARMIS 3D
>>87827193What matters is the friends we made along the way (but kek)
>>87829493ARMIS DOPPELGANGER
looking at auntie's big... smile. and his visible... breaths.
IMPORTANT>>87829945>>87829945>>87829945>>87829945>>87829945
>>87830158Yeah they've put that on a lot of boards nowDid not stop the vidya butts poster
>>87830158are bots even a problem outside of /pol/?
>>87830468>outside of /pol/I guess you didn't see the person doing "test" bot spam in split threads here yesterdayThis same person then proceeded to spam /hlgg/ with dox with like 100 bots every single second yesterdaySo this kills the bots
Is gibby really gonna go a year without doing any solo karaoke stream
>urethra
Birbo overslept his menshi again lol
>>87830158TOTALSHITPOSTERDEATH
>>87830631GB isn't interested in the idol side of holostars
>Bubbies created while eating spaghetti
>>87831211He is only interested in riding dino cock
>>87830468This was first implemented as a test on /biz/ a couple months ago if that tells you anythingIn fact it was even implemented on /vg/ before /pol/Plenty of bots and ban evaders on the site
>>87831211he doesn't seem that interested in the streamer side of holostars either
>>87830563>deliberately use spam bots on a board that rarely has a spam problem outside of a couple splits at best>implement feature nobody likes to combat "problem"ogey i rarely browse /vt/ outside of this thread so correct me if i'm wrong but this is just a janny powertrip right
>>87831504>feature nobody likesEvery general seems to be calling this change a good thing (because it objectively is). You're just retarded.>Only /vt/This was put on /v/ and /vg/ yesterday too. So it's probably going to be site wide.>PowertripThey get literally no power from this it just kills ban evaders and bots
>>87831504>>implement feature nobody likes to combat "problem"Anon this will only effect you if you are a ban evading shitposter/doxspammer or you're shitty C code used to spam 4chan threads.If you post here normally this doesn't effect you at all
>>87831504It's not just a /vt/ thing, a lot of the larger boards have it nowIt pretty much doesn't effect active users of the site unless you're trying to ban evade to spam
>>87831349why did he even join holostars
>>87831812Youre trying too hard
>>87831841unlike gibby lol
SHIPPING COST HATE
>>87831504Way to out yourself
GB can do the Axel jerking off toggle...
Bubby confirmed for Manlet.
>>87833094i'm not even a shitposter, i just dislike when sites strengthen their moderation for no reason because it's usually a sign of things getting worse. if it's necessary due to retarded catalogshit outside of this thread then sure but they'll probably find a workaround soon enough anyway
>>87833846retard
>>87833572It’s why he’s so angry all the time
>>87833846>No reasonYeah rightIf they had any balls they'd ban phoneposters entirely, but they need the ad money since the average person doesn't know how to block ads on mobile
i think they should rangeban men
>>87834428I phone poster....
>>87834525but /MANS/ is a thread for men...
>>87834428You can take phoneposting away from my dead cold hands
>pumpkin rubberband streamMan just wants a second rubberband ball
>>87834804*for non-binaries
>>87834804yeah, straight brotuber enjoying men
>>87830831he lives!
>GB's mic trying to kill itselfDIE DIE DIE so he can finally get a new one
Good morning /mans/ did I miss something? How did the jobbers do?
>>87835265and he dies again!
>>87835908they scored less points than a team that got zero kills (astel's, actually) and got last place
birb on the menshi zatsu tellyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X15mth5jpiU
>>87836205Sasuga, they're rest in ping after all
Queen livehttps://youtu.be/DkialMoiezI
>>87836205Well, at least they’re the #1 jobbers
>>87835265I bet he has the nastiest smelling shit, fatties always do
>>87836422No women allowed
>>87836770Liz is a bro
>>87836964No she's not it's ok to like Liz but none of the boys are doing a collab with her right now so no point in putting the link here.
>>87836770Hakka...
>>87837111hakka is allowed here because he is my big strong tall manly dominant husband
>>87837047
i think i should sit on flayon's face
i think flayon should sit on my face
I think Jurard should suck on Gibby's puffy bussy
i think i should shit on flayon's face
>>87837191meds
I think flayon should spit on my face
>>87837293>>87837513i made these posts
I think Flayon should learn how to not be autistic
>>87837635How do you propose for him to.do that
I think starsEN livers should collab more with LiveEN
>>87837635nuh uh
>>87837695Don't be intentionally difficult and contrarian
>>87837785Idk if it has to do with autism of him having those traits lol
>>87837695it's called masking, lots of autist do it.
Ominous tweethttps://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1848056846692524353
>>87838064I have autism to but I don't really understand the masking stuff to much???
>>87837952Social inability is a prominent symptom of autism
>>87838078Why doesn't he do any idol stuff if he likes being an idol?
>>87838166I had to look up this word because I didn't understand it. I still don't really get what the meaning is since they listed multiple symptoms
>>87838144yeah we can tell
>>87838462Meanie!!
>>87838380>Autist doesn't understand wordsPottery
>>87838688I mean I admitted I don't understand so...
>>87838078>idolBirthday cover freed from jail, maybe?
>>87838363Think about his weak heart anon!
>>87837209hot
Hakka just now:>If Axel Syrios would STOP BEING A LITTLE FUCKING BITCH AND STOP PUTTING THE COLLABS WE HAVE PLANNED ON HOLD, we honest to god, could already have a Linkin Park cover under the Holostars repertoire.I will kick his dingo nuts into orbit, what the FUCK Axel
>>87839388Dumb dingo
>>87839388Apparently a King Slayer cover was also in the talks, I'm so upset right now.
>>87839450>King Slayerim going to skin that fucking canine and wear his pelt
>>87839388That's it. I'm putting Axel in a cock cage and not letting him out till we get that cover.
>>87839388>inb4 cover got cancelled cause news got out the new vocalist wasn't super nice and Cover loves to make talents lose money
>>87839388I’m honestly baffled at Axel’s cover collab autism
>>87839947That's why he will never grow
>>87839450So few people have the chops to pull off Kingslayer...AXEL YOU JOBBER
>>87839947axel is a coward and doesn't want to get mogged
HOLY FUCK I FORGOT HOLOMARCHES IS IN3DAYS
>>87840356There's apparently quite a few new people on the management and talent side who have interesting connections. Connections that can allow them to sing more than a few western made songs.It's just up to the talents to really go through with it and lock in.
Blue waif love
>>87840492>connections>new talentsHuh? Are they using Justice for this?
>>87841454your wife is getting his back blown out by a group of fat old man behind a dumpster
Sex with Shinri
Shinri would be better as an indie
God's plan~
flayon should impregnate me
>>87843168Okay, Ollie
>>87843223Wrong redhead
>>87843466You're right, Flay belongs to Liz
>>87843596wrong, flay is gonna get pollinated by miyabi
>bettel2 streamdoes he know we can smell the weed through his microphone?
>bettel2 streamdoes he know of all the twin porn his go-to bettel2 artist draws?
>>87844338and you aren’t gonna share?
i am a fucking failure and i wish my oshi had a better fanbase and i should just fucking kill myself
>>87844747No, you should eat the other fans to assert dominance and ensure your position as your oshi's favorite. You're better than you think.
>>87844747You should nude wrestle other fans to establish dominance
I wish my fyp would stop recommending me fucked up furbies
>>87844747That's rough buddy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAwqfIm5IiMCLOWN TELLY
>>87845118phantom kinda looks like a furby if you think about it
>>87845245I don't like him anymore now that's a lot dummy roon...
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1848109567877808379uuuuuuu i miss pilot
>>87844213I love 2bert
>>87845233>Collab with BETTEL 2>1K viewersGRIM
sex with ruze
He’s so fucking shit at his job
>>87830158was this because some guy in /v/ kept posting AI images of a bald white moustache man playing switch with his wife and a black man in the background
>>87846453No
>>87846453No it's because some nigga was testing an akutan bot and then started making post per second containing doxxing of the whole holoen
>>87829158I have hard time believing this, there is no reason he wouldn't say at the time he broke his wrist. It's just another excuse to do less
One of the streams of all time
>>87847530>One of the streams of all time>thread is deadyeah sure buddy
Bettel sounds twinkier when he's with his brother. Therefore we need more twin porn.