Alright /vt/, Fuck Marry Kill.Lumi, Vei and MelodyChoose
who?yesyes, in that order
marry fuck kill
fuck fuck fuck
>>87845971Why did you put veibae twice?
>>87845971Mating press, mating press, mating press.Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
>>87845971Marry Lumi for the tradwife experience, Fuck Melody because she’s into femdom and kill Vei
Fuck VeibaeMarry MelodyKill Lumi
>>87846596>Marry Lumi for the tradwife experienceyou people don't actually believe this right
>>87845971Fuck Veibae twice. Marry Veibae twice. Kill Veibae twice.
>>87845971fuck lumi marry mel kill vei
>>87845971I refuse to kill anyone so I will remain bitchless.
kill lumi fuck vei marry melody
>>87846830They never had a girlfriend before
>>87846830Watch her streams, anon. She's into the tradwife lifestyle.
>>87845971whowhowho
Marry Melody. My sex drive is high enough to keep her satisfied.Fuck Lumi Self explanatoryKill Vei Self explanatory
>>87845971Marry - not perfect, but 100% the best of the three for it.Kill - self explanatoryFuck - she's made for it
>>87845971Kill, Kill, Fuck + Marry
>>87845971Kill the palette swaps. fuck and marry melody.
>>87845971Marry Veibae, Kill Veibae, Fuck Veibae in that precise order.
>>87845971
>>87846178https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4hIjQqlse8
>>87845971Fuck Vei Marry Melody Kill Yellow Vei
>>87845971Fuck Vei and her yellow cloneMarry Melody and get killed from exhaustion and dehydration
>>87845971kill 'em all>Verification not required.
>>87845971marry since no other optionkillfuck
>>87845971all of these sluts are not attractive
>>87845971Marry lemon, fuck melody I guess, and board says Vei bad so kill her.
I’m surprised there aren’t more people marrying Lumi for the tradwife they wanted.
>>87847038you people don't actually believe this right
>>87845971>the cuck trioGet some fucking standards.
>>87845971Left has literally nothing in common with middle and right.Replace with camila or Bao
>>87845971>Fuckmy ass>Marrymy balls>Killmyself
>>87850112Anon, if you're too poor to support Lumi, there's always Mori
>>87850043Her body count is too high to be a tradwife.
>>87850777The only man she loves is her brother, so she's definitely a virgin.
marry Lumi
>>87845971>Melody >VeiWhy couldn't you give us more wholesome vtubers?
>>87845971Mel is obsessed with cock milking, she can handle all my sexual relief
>>87852300Cock milking is torture for a man though. Do you really want a sadist?
kill Lumi kill Lumi kill Lumi
>>87850777obviously, but what about when you compare her to vei and melody?
>>87853031>but what about when you compare her to vei and melody?Melody already stated that sex before marriage is a sin, so we can trust her to be a virgin
>>87853266a deepfake made by her antis.
ezfuck Veimarry Melkill Lumi
>>87845971Fuck LumiKill VeiMarry Mel
Kill kill kill
>>87845971fuck lumi marry melkill veibae
>>87845971>whore>whore (taken)>an actual unironic prostitute
>>87845971Why choose.
>>87852031Melody is the most wholesome vtuber there is
>>87845971Get these dirty whores away from my pure seiso wife Melody
>>87853936I was gonna post this.>>87853482This is also acceptable.I don't think melody would be a good wife but she's hot and the other two are actually evil. There are worse things than being married to a girl who knows how to suck a dick real good, and is willing to do it.
>>87847171>My sex drive is high enough to keep her satisfied.She masturbated for 9 hours the other day on a whim
>>87854245Mel is the sweetest cinnamon roll, despite her lewd interests. I'm sure she would be a great mom. Vei is hot as fuck, perfect kurwa for cumdumping. Lumi can go die.
>>87845971>Marry
>>87854677>expecting a pornstar to be a good momc’mon now bro
>>87854844I don't see why not. She's not your typical porn star.
>>87845971Fuck Lumi once just to piss her extrenely naive fanbase, kill Vei, fuck buddies with Mel. Not marrying any of these women, but Mel actually seems like she's be fun as long as you don't get dragged along to hang out with her dogshit friends.
>>87854844By the standards presented>MelodyActually nice, would not abandon her kids after getting bored.>VeiHer kids exist only when useful.>LumiWill abandon her kids or subject them to harsh treatment the way her parents did to her.Melody is better than the other two.
>>87855002Anon, she will be extremely clingly to her only son, since that will be the only man who will love her
>>87855134You forgot her husband.
>>87845971Fuck, Kill, Marry. Don't know the first one so we'll but I'd just be switching with Vei.
Fuck VeiMarriage with MelodyKill Lumi
>>87845971vei should die, don't care about the others
marriage with Melody is the only correct answer, both the veibaes are equally fuckable + deserving of death
>>87845971Lumi has the best genetics so I would marry her and start a familyFuck Veibae, my cock is bigger than sodapoppin'sKill Melody, she seems like a nice girl but she's much too whorish for my tastes
>>87845971>LumiKill>Vei Kill>MelodyKillThere you go, just made this board 90% better
>>87856048>marriage with Melody is the only correct answerBut she won't be a tradwife
>>87856853I will convert her with my penis
>>87855394Yeah, me
>>87856482Lumi is worth saving
>>87857790Mel*
>>87858836Mel will never be a tradwife
>>87858936none of them will
>>87859121Lumi's mom trained her though.
>>87856482t. serial killer
>>87845971Marry Lumi, kill that busted whore Vei, fuck that busted whore Mel.
>>87847038The only thing she's into is farming gullible simps.
>>87861311>she's into is farming gullible simps.She's not like other women
>>87861511Wrong
>>87855669She cute, who is she?
>>87864881Melody
>>87845971Kill VeiFuck MelodyMary Loomi
>>87845971fuck fuck kill
>>87845971Fuck, Fuck, Hard Pass(PL)
>>87845971Marry Lumi, Fuck Vei, Kill whoever the fuck that is
>>87845971FuckKillMarry
>>87845971Can I fix Melody
>>87870302no
>>87846039what self-respecting man would marry veibae? youd get a better wife going to the first brothel and you see and choosing the cheapest whore
>>87854247And this is while on anti-depressants which kill libido seriously, you cant fix her. The horny is just a symptom of a broken Dorsolateral prefrontal cortex.
Fuck Melody, Marry and then fuck Lumi, Kill and then fuck Vei.Why is this such a hard question to answer?
>>87873979>Why is this such a hard question to answer?People think they can change Melody if they marry her
>>87874176She can change
fuck melkill white veimarry yellow vei
>>87874176To be fair, she seems like the kind of girl who's life could be changed by having a stable decision-maker in her life. Yes, I realize that describes most women in general, but Mel is especially helpless. Of course that's a very double edged sword and most anons probably don't realize how much they're signing on for.
>>87876334idk, Melody seems the type of girl to corrupt others to be like her
>>87845971Lumi is just skin and bones, literally MRS slenderman so sex with her wouldn't be that funShe is also naggy and menhera so marriage isn't an optionKillVei is already in relationship, she works out and has a great body/tits FuckMelody is adorable dork with stable income who needs a guardianMarry
>>87845971Genuinely impressed how you put together a selection in which marrying the actual whore (good) is the best option.Anyways, fuck whichever of the other two and kill the other, who cares.
>>87876807Lumi is not a whore
>>87876693>Lumi is just skin and bonesShe's been gaining weight