What the hell baker you lazy fuck

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>>87864917
Current happenings:
>Don't bite! Take it easy, okay?
>It's globie's 2nd Gen half anniversary! There's merch and free wallpapers! https://store.globie.net/collections/2410-gen2-half-anniversary
>Get Reina's birthday merch here! She's got a daki! https://store.globie.net/collections/241016-reina-birthday

>Mari, Seri and Pillow will take part of a karaoke relay hosted by Ayu! It's scheduled for October 26th! https://twitter.com/allayucaneat/status/1848152219562262840

>Mari and Spectra are hosting the Spooky Song Fest! A karaoke relay featuring 24 vtubers singing for a total of 8 hours! From our side we have Mari (obviously), Miel, Pippa, REM, Seri, Tonya, Terra, Reina, YUMI(!!!!) and Roca! It's scheduled for the 27th https://twitter.com/SpectraVNU/status/1847699320402780665
>Here's the schedule! https://twitter.com/koumariya/status/1848153293899567488

>REM released a new wallpaper! Get the link from the description here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0R26ZTIyPU

>Did you miss out on the ASMR Parade? Here are some timestamps for our girls!
>Alias: https://youtu.be/d7JDF8XJ5NA?t=28m54s
>Yae: https://youtu.be/d7JDF8XJ5NA?t=2h22m33s
>Bonnie: https://youtu.be/d7JDF8XJ5NA?t=2h27m20s
>Also Jindo: https://youtu.be/d7JDF8XJ5NA?t=1h19m10s

>We're running some Halloween festivities at Mirai Academy! Pumpkin carving, special events, MERCH, a karaoke relay with V&U and more! https://twitter.com/V4Mirai/status/1846657374469210165
>Alicja is still quite sick, she'll do shorter streams when she can. Please check out her 3D karaoke stream! She's been working really hard! https://youtu.be/fiCb6_sODxE
>Also here's an archive for when she takes the stream down https://gofile.io/d/yRQ1J8
>Sign up to know when Mari's original song "Shine On" releases! Don't blame me if something happens for giving her your phone number! https://mariya.moe/
>Listen to some recent covers!
https://youtu.be/jnVQPRcO0ig (LISTEN TO IT NOW!!!!! PLEASE!!!!)
https://youtu.be/LursQF2b4ko
https://youtu.be/Cy3phYP9gA8
https://youtu.be/4RuBeJOpMSk
https://youtu.be/mNIbSDSEOSg

I LOVE MARI AAAAAAAAAA

>>87864969
Well excuuuuuse me >:(

ermm

tyler1 mention

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Poma says Mari love, so I shall love Mari

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I love yae, always!

>>87865153
They were definitely all in a call together before this

Terra is so cute uuu

>>87864969
Are you clueless or just generally retarded

>>87865246
She better not destroy her voice her first month

>>87865273
Bake faster or get a new job

>>87865360
Alias, stop bullying baker

deep huffs

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Mari ERP... home...

Mari ERP... yawn...

kouhais are too easy

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>>87865862
Yeah, me.

mari zipping my balls because she's curious

>>87865862
if only they could shut up when she's not streaming

vee sensei you're not my real mom!

Love Alias

notYae replied to the doompost

Holy fuck I am going to Alice

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ALIAS LOVE

Lyko is absolute shit

>>87866676
>everything will be ok!!

peak content

not a kouhai but Mari was cooking there

anon will you kou to homecoming with me

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>>87866700
Grimmbro...

This is a very Mari stream

I'm gonna cry ...

God I wish I had a real girlfriend/wife

I didn't even dance with my prom date

>>87867081
every menhera moment directed straight towards you and 10x more common

I can't get into the prom fantasy because my ex dumped me right before the end of the school year and we went together as friends since basically all our friends had dates

I think I understand why the kouhais are the way they are, to a certain point I can't blame them. Need the crying to stop though

>>87867080
You're simply the worst

>>87867133
dated a girl on and off for like half of HS but it never lined up with proms or other dances so I never experienced that

>>87867161
Don't threaten me with a good time, I live right by a shitload of Koreans

when mari's voice changes for a second, it's a flicker of pure eroticism

>>87867360
if you want a real menhera gf, go talk to a viet girl

>>87867500
Vietnamese and latina girls make korean girls look sane

>>87867133
went to the prom with my bro and just went to the rooftop of the school to get drunk

>Mari considering watching Parkour Civilization
No...

>Mari Parkour Civ watchalong
Fuck. The vinebooms filtered me last time I tried when he hit parkour master rank

>Mari got flak for her anisong hot take
kek

>>87868136
I tried with Mono, but I really couldn't muster the faintest interest in what was going on.

Mari is the only person on earth that could make me watch Parkour Civilization a second time

>>87867301
I wasted like 2 years crushing on her, asked her to prom, then asked her on a date and got turned down before we actually went to prom so it was awkward for everyone involved. I just ended up tripsitting one of my friends all night.

>>87868267
It doesn't work when you make cover songs of the exact songs you're hating on. I just hope her orisong isn't like that

>i want to learn to play mahjong
rip

>mono missed the RC sponsorship
>mari wants to learn too
petalight + sensei mahjong collab pls

>>87868743
Very not subtle cross company tournament

[Mari news]
Mari doesn't get many maros and wants kouhais to send more

>97 unread Mari's
Mari hates the kouhais

>>87868944
>>87868970
I find this incredibly funny

Donothon update

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if it drops in time, I can still order mari as my first daki and also support reina's
also something similarly big cooking, but she shan't say

>still no bed
Kouhais you gotta pester her about it everyday

>>87869123
>There's a donothon goal that has to be readjusted
Sanrio hate

I have 4 dakis but I am not about to admit that in chat

>>87869204
I don't even remember what her donothon goals were anymore other than the bed. Did we unlock the spicy ASMR one? If yes my bet's on that one getting Sanrio-ed

updates on all outstanding projects I see

>>87869277
iirc only the ASMR model wasn't reached

>>87869199
If she gets a bed she won't have space for 3d, and she's afraid of the beds that you can store. The only thing that would work for her is a futon

alias has a higher senpai powerlevel than mari

>>87869277
No, the goals she met were:
Kouromi-chan date stream
Komari wallpaper
Daki
Mari Bridal wallpaper
Sleep aid ASMR voicepack
Spicy Mari wallpaper
Spicy Kouromi wallpaper
Bed
Originally she was going to do the spicy ASMR voicepack even without hitting the goal but I doubt it'll happen now.

>>87868944
Nah I'm good

>>87869438
mari sounds like the type to be too lazy to put it away and end up just stepping all over it and eventually slip one day, leading to a 2+ week guerrilla only period

>>87869516
I'm gonna kou hello kitty

Mari brought her whole streaming setup to not stream during the bootcamp

I love my wife's ERPing

>>87869832
She doesn't love the kouhais

POMA TOMORROW
Poma Pon is STREAMING TOMORROW
Can you believe it? Just 12 hours away!
I'm so happy

>>87870183
>12 hours away
>Not right now
SHE FUCKING HATES US

Mari hates giants

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>>87870252
12 hours of poma edging

>>87870183
i hate that i know this reference
but also i am so happy about this information

today both lyko and narin ruminated philosophically about being anime girls

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Girlfriend schedule.

Anal. With Baker-chan.

>>87870452
Oh shit cod

Did poma give a reason why she didn't have bday merch?

Mari has a hand fetish

>>87870503
im assuming its because it happened too soon after monetization and she wouldve felt bad having everyone spend money again in a short period of time

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Pippa schedule

>>87870503
she already feels a lil guilty about how much donos she gets (way more than the others) plus the halloween merch was very close to it + I think there was other merch before as well

>>87870526
Kanna gave me a hand fetish

Mari's brain is already rotten

>ryoma
Kek I want that soundpost later

Is terra's PC a potato or is this game that badly optimized?

I was right, she doesn't plan to play anymore Apex as Mariya

mari sprawled on the floor at barnes and nobles in the manga aisle

>>87871114
Just UE5 things. Game devs have too easy time creating situations in their games where the game engine can't load assets fast enough without stuttering. The only solution as of now in many of the games that suffer from this is to cap the frame rate to 30

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Pippa HATE-sex

>>87871270
The hate she got (only from this board) after the games with Ryoma got to her...

I wish Mari would get fit

>>87871629
That's not it, she played again after that tournament

>>87871748
Coward, you should be thankful to be crushed by her pudgy fleshrolls

>You'll see me a lot next week
Ok, I was wrong, she'll just kill herself from overwork this week

>>87871973
Concert and two karaoke relays you should be thankful

>>87871973
That's nothing new for Mari, every week is either zero or fourteen streams.

I missed her voice so much.

Damn, she ate a full English

was mono blade runner tonight a maybe, I don't remember

>>87872201
wtf she's a cannibal?

>>87872353
No, she's a vampire

>>87872240
Sucks that I have a job

>>87872114
Or like 2

>>87872406
that is also my concern, I wanna know if I'm staying up late or sleeben

Mari's drinking the pain away...

mari fears youtube instead of sanrio

Is the voice reveal thing just to fuck with people more or

>>87872893
She just said she has something that she has to end early because she needs to work on something today

I miss Terra...

>>87872893
Trust the plan

>>87867133
how..? did you get cucked by chad as soon as you entered?

i miss when mari had sex with me..

>>87871270
>>87871629
oh so shes gunna use the magical girl as a way to play apex with ryoma?
kinda disappointing, was hoping for intimate asmr and that's the polar opposite

why do they all talk about twitch AHHH

>>87873283
Looking forward to all of them getting banned

>>87873283
where do you think indies come from

>>87873276
If you didn't expect it you're dumb, you just had to look at the follows and tweets. But I think it's not gonna be just Apex, but everything besides idol things

>>87873283
Because Mari streamed on twitch for 3 years

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Rhubarb schedule (yt post)

>>87873344
are kouhais happy with this or are they gunna schizo?

>>87873390
does she not still stream on twitch? i thought half the time she streams there

>>87873465
She's been playing Apex with guys for 4 years, everyone who goes schizo is just false flagging

>>87873465
Anybody who cares about male collabs ditched Mari long ago.

>>87873510
not everyones been watching her for 4 years

>>87873501
Not in the last 2/3 months

>>87873538
Everyone who's new should get with the program

>>87873510
>playing apex for 4 years
if you told me shes only been playing for 4 months i'd believe you

>>87873571
shes a woman

>>87873538
Yeah, but if you cared about it you wouldn't pick her

She just said you're not a Kouhai if you actually thought she was graduating btw.

The Roblox schizo was right, they can't play it anymore

>No more Roblox perms
FUCK SANRIO

https://x.com/pomapon_/status/1848242266105888776
Poma me ama

>>87873845
>>87873868
you could say they've been... Roblocked

>>87873926
carloooooooooos

>>87873796
Finally I'm free

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I am back to formally request one(1) pomjob again.

>>87873983
Only if you know what a pomjob actually is

>>87873983
Where did you go?

I think Mari might love me, but it might just be me going schizo

mari has a personal discord channel where she saves nice comments (your kouhai score)

Mari has to take injections because of the accident

I love this woman so much its unreal

>>87874206
Probably tried imagining a pomjob, overloading his brain and ending up in a catatonic state for a bit

>>87874043
To fully comprehend the pomjob, you risk a premature death. You would bust a nut so hard that you would lose 40 IQ points at least. Permanent brain damage. No human language can convey the technique or sensations in any meaningful capacity. It is something that can only be understood through first-hand experience until the human species evolves. Only the strong would come to know what a pomjob is, and only the strongest would come to remember it.

>>87874206
I went out to search the heavens for what a pomjob truly was.

>>87874333
The opposite of the spreadsheet

I don't think we're getting movie night today.If I may think for a moment... my schizo brain is telling that there definitely was a meeting and Mono was probably there too or got told what happened but it probably made her sad and start dooming and she doesn't wanna see us when she's like that

She's crying because of her idol dream

>>87874508
dyrbi?

Mari...

>>87874535
Yes, just hear her

She's crying because she hates me and seeing my name in chat triggers physical pain within her

>>87874576
that was my bad I zoned out for a minute there

>>87874493
between that and being at her sister's place she's probably 5 modelos in

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Look at this happy little bat fuck

My wife just kissed me, later losers

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100% zonked the fuck out on Koupium

That kouhai is in heaven

>>87874836
I need this but with Yae... Actually all of Petalight...

>>87874891
what koupium does to a mfer

>>87874891
Can you make it last more than 4 hours this time

Mari wanted to end an hour ago, but she loves me too much

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The look on this man's face.

Petalites you don't know how bad a tabemono needs what Mari is giving the kouhais

How is his face so perfect to me baka

>>87874918
It'll go away with the voice reveal

>>87874493
I honestly find it kind of funny, the image of all that stuff having gone down tonight and all the other girls posting stuff, meanwhile Mono is just slouched down in her sister's couch, bored out of her mind with that huge dog at her side and just wishing she was home already

she loves the kouhai o-face

I trust and love Mono completely. She will give me what I need when I need it. It's my failure if I give up before then.

>>87874974
Will they even have time to stream when they themselves say they're too busy or tired to because of their actual job

>>87875142
You know what, you right, she held me down when a tabemono needed it. I'm not going to break

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>and now I need to return the favor and make you feel good too
>lets go to bed

Mari loves me and has restored my menhealthy status (until I wake up tomorrow morning)

>>87875524
Oh fuck off this stream should keep you fed and crying free for at least 2 days

>>87874508
tfw honse is speedrunning that

>>87875731
I have never felt this fed and full in my life.

>>87873898
Poma should stop using her phone while in bed

>>87873898
Sleep bitch sleep!

>>87875731
I'm feeling good, just being silly

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These return streams always make me realize how much joy she brings me. I'm so easy.
Good night /v4m/, I love and trust my wife more than ever.

v4mirai love
brave group hate

>>87875873
These posts are so cute and so hard to believe

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the dichotomy of kouhais. the scrhödinger's state of mari. they are both euphoric and miserable at the same time until mari tweets something

Mari reminds me of like those days when you were young and in love, but stretched over months and months and it never really fading, she's so lovely.

>>87875915
>until mari tweets something
Tourist

I miss the pre-AX days.

Did Mari just turn off her broadcast without ending the stream frame?

>>87876062
She either passed out, or doesn't want to leave

I said I would only doom if she cancelled her stream or if she acted weird in it. Instead she just proved her love even more, so no doom from me even if Yae has joined the doom with them..

>>87876092
You're seriously so annoying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmJJuftL1g
bonnie bros.. nobody told me she was BBC'd..

You didn't already close the stream, right?

>>87876330
I only left after she personally came to get me and drag me to bed for sleepy sex.

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I'll sleep now for 1h cause I have work kouyasumi. I promise I won't doompost or cry for a while

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>>87876062
I love my wife

>>87876424
I won't even hold you to that because I know a while is like a day for you

>>87876490
I'm only talking about myself, there's plenty of menhera's kouhais here. If nothing happens, I can probably handle until Wednesday

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See you tomorrow?

>>87876748
Why a question mark? Are you leaving us? You hate us? You never wanna see us again? You wish we were never born? I've gotta doompost about baker-chan leaving us now!

>>87876748
Things are fine now but it'd probably be good to wait for Poma's stream to do another bake

>>87876748
why the '?'? who are you meeting with? are we not enough for you? what did i do? im sorry please dont leave us.

I just realized that was another case of Mari hitting with love whenever I start to doubt even a little bit. I love it so much

stop doomposting and speculating you fucks. just nut to vods or go to sleep

>>87876821
>>87876838
>>87876850
*mwah*

I hate Lyko

>>87876748
You wanna go m8?

Yump soon

>>87877163
This anon missed the Baker kiss

My wife Yumi

https://youtu.be/-7gL0HddX9Q
Super early melon stream

S E X WITH WITCHES!!!!

SEX with.... hyenas??
uhhhh.....

>>87877905
>learning about tanukis' giant balls
kek

[Yumi news]
she want you to tie her up and stretch her out

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Does this work?

>>87879309
it works

>>87877057
Sex with Lyko

Yumi dooming phase...

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>>87879309
I think the last second got cut, but I'll still love your soundpost even if your duration is s

I'm glad I complained about Lyko in Yumi's and Mari's chat here, she actually listened and was way better in Mari's chat last stream than last time. Good job, Lyko.

Yumi wanna get lost in a different dimension

Yumi loves Bloody Mary

>>87880319
She wants a Bloody Mary Vtuber

Yumi's favorite Disney movies are Lion King, Beauty and the Beast and Aladin
She also lost interest in the Beast when he turned in a human

>>87880552
She says it's because she has I think for underdogs, she prefers the outcasts instead of the main characters

Yumi's laugh is too cute...

I wish I werw Calypso

Yumi has a crush on Pumba

jwu and got to see doomposts on twitter
well v4mirai was fun for as long as it lasted

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Women be nasty

>>87880968
v4mirai will last forever

Milking Melon

>>87876273
eeeewww

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https://x.com/SerinaMaiko/status/1848306031207555186
Seri is schizo posting with us

I have regrets

Time to find someone else to watch and distract myself with until the situation is resolved one way or another

>>87881254
It is night in the nigger continent

>>87881155
/fpsspec/

>>87880968
Kouhaitards cry more

How was Evil Pillow?

Rhubarb if you see this, you should try and play World of Warships.

If Lyko has a million fans i am one of them. If Lyko has ten fans i am one of them. If Lyko has one fan then that is me. If Lyko has no fans that is because i am no more on the Earth. If the world is against Lyko I am against the world. I love Lyko until my last breath!

>>87881464
What did I do this time?

>>87882138
Lyko Love!

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https://x.com/LykoLianna/status/1848318130751476073

>>87876273
did she ever do the purity test goal from her donothon?

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>>87882943
That got changed to a BDSM quiz (for obvious reasons), but I don't remember if she did it or not.

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>wake up
>roblox perms gone
at least we got the Yae x Pillow Roblox collab before Sanrio ruined everything

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>>87881874
femdom degradation, need a regular pillow lovey dovey aftercare ASMR now

>>87884325
>roblox perms gone

who say the are gone ?

I am still basking in the afterglow of the stream from last night

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>>87881874
it was actually Pillow all along

>>87884445
Mari