Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an4th Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713 AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-hen or https://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/ Youtooz figure https://youtooz.com/collections/hololive Previous Thread: >>87973051
Gurass
>>88006751rubrubrubrubrubrubrub
Gura gonna be a guest in Bae's 3D live.https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1848922303318659165
>>88006742Rape
Goob night, but also goob morning, chumbies.
Girls like Gura are only good for breeding T u T
>>88006794I like sweet appetite
>>88006794
>spending 1 hour with the chumbudssorry too sick literally dying>flying to japan to dance for cover all dayYABBA DABBA DOO
>>88006378Thank you for your story.I don't know about ghosts, it's likely mind games you're having with yourself but there's always the the potential that they're not."But what if they're real?" As a human it's a question I'm forced to ask myself.
wait... you're mad at this thing?
>>88007266a little bit. it wouldn't kill her to do a member post
>>88006794This confirms that she's in Japan since she didn't have time for this when she was there in august. Probably recording her second 3D live right now.>>88007195>homo memeUnironically go back sis.
>>88007311>she didn't have time for this when she was there in august.????????????????????????
>>88007266Yeah I'm pretty pissed. She moves like a girl with a high body count. Why hasn't she payed me the sex she owes me? What the fuck is taking her so long?
>>88007299Are you frustrated?
I see it's back to the Japan copeStill don't know what that mystery disease is that allows travel and dancing and recording but not streaming
>>88007381I'm going to correct her type frustration
>>88007311She already mentioned the Bae thing here.https://youtu.be/b-1OBmVwSjw?t=6226
>>88007328She went to Japan for like a week back in August to record Myth's anniversary live, keep up dumbass.
>>88007447I did too
>>88007447You don't know what she recorded or when she recorded it. Quit pretending. You know some windows, but she could be in Japan during any of the gigantic blanks where we don't know where she is.
>>88007520Except we know for certain that Myth's anniversary was recorded after spelling bee so she had to be there in the first half of august. Use your head.
>>88007545Yes, and you have no idea what she recorded during that time. It could have included any number of other things. You don't know.
People continually being blindsided by hololive projects and promotions she secretly is apart of will always be baffling to me. Also I don't care for comparisons to other holos so don't bother.
>>88007861She told us she'd be in more group stuff. Nobody is blindsided. >>88007420
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>88007545could be part of the EN girls opsec when they tell you something, could be that Gura has found a way to make it happen without having to travel to Japan, could be that they recorded the 3D live outside of Japan. you are free to believe whatever you want but don't try to present it as fact. the possibilities that you're wrong are there, albeit low
>>88008630Prone bone
>>88008675
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
goob morning
>>88009216Goob morning retard
Your oshi is a loli
>>88009905T u T perfect
goob morningi love gura
>>88009905Yeah
Ame publicly took the deal that Gura took privately.
>>88006378My sister is a Christian too and I told her I had a hypothesis one that came to me because I was researching two things. One, Hitler and the idea of Wotan possessions which I was inspired by a video on youtube (https://youtube.com/watch?v=udHrxp4CjGQ). The other was based on the violence of Mexico and their worship of "la santa muerte/the saint of death" and how mexicans while calling themselves catholics are very much still as idolatrous as their aztec ancestors. So my idea was that demons still roam around and captive people not through moving of chairs or whispers but rather through means of ideals. PS. I'm an Esoteric Hitlerian but I try to be unbiased in my views, and I have a soft spot for Christians.
>>88006751SNIFFFFF
>>88012791Religion seems like brainrot. If it wasn't for people fighting over imaginary dudes in the sky we'd probably be a space faring species by now.
Gura.
Goob morning I love Gura the most!
I love my wife so much!!
>>88013121I would like to steal her pizza then dunk her head into the water T u T
>>88013842
>>88013842>*rape*
So what does the 3.0 updates for models include? Will she be able to stick her tongue out now? Are bottom teeth a possibility?
>even mittsu abandoned gurait's so over
what do you guys even talk about?
Baguraette honhonhon
>>88014559creepy stalker upset that people have normal opinions
>>88014790How much goom could possibly fit inside of Goob.
>>88015494cumflation is REAL
>>88013012Blaming it on sky daddies is a carlinism reductionist strawman. There's more to religion than what a stage clown has to proffer. Although religious extremism does hold humanity back in more ways than one, it's naive to think that humanity would be more intelligent by practicing atheism, despite what carlinists/atheists like to feel about themselves.
Potential Gura?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqR7-DxYzA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqR7-DxYzA8>>88016238Retard look at hte fucking thumbnail
>>88016238As likely as Ame is. They just told the artist to draw everyone.
https://youtu.be/AqR7-DxYzA8GOOBA SPOTTED
>>88016286Shiori is not there
if gura is there are you ready for more timelooping of "she doesn't sound sick, she's not sick"
going to culvers in a bit, you buds want anything?
>>88017029its going to be mario kart tournament 2.0 where you can see her in the background but not talk
>>88016437who is shiori
>>88017128That was kino. Funniest part is that isn't even top 3 for worst bigfish sightings. #1 is obviously Ollie's Apex tournament.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEfx62KnwQI like this.
>>88017202The only good thing to come out of that was the gura and fauna interactions
>>88014502More than likely bottom teeth for sure
Can someone tell me why Gura hasn't released Full Color on her channel?Does she despise the song that much?
Goob morning retards
>>88018343Is Gura into big dicks?
>>88018409Yeah, mine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqR7-DxYzA8did gura get put into the arsetto cortza race thing?
>>88018445Possibly, she was the first to stream that game.
>>88014559>Prominent Chumbud wants Gura to stream more consistently yet never bothers saying anything about it to her Many such cases. Such a useless fanbase.
>>88018525Still better than Kai Cenats's fanbase
>>88018445If you're going by the thumbnail, don't. Ame is there too and she's gone for good already.
>>88018525if you watched streams you'd know Gura is already well aware that people want her to stream
>>88014827
>>88016437Shiori was the only to actually decline the RSVP.
>>8801863It be better if people just straight up asked her instead of just assuming what she's "aware of" and I can't recall a single time these people ever asked her to stream more consistently or why she doesn't.
>>88018750Not enough men apparently to get her to be a apart of it or she hates cars
>>88018635>>88018985
>>88019040Not many women like racing games from what I’ve seen
>>88019305Seems so, thought that changed with Mario Kart
>>88019474Girls only like Mario Kart because it looks like the trix rabbit puked all over it.
>>88019305To be fair racing games are fun as a kid but mid as an adult.
>>88019551zwift is pretty fun but does that count as a racing game?
>>88019474Assetto corsa doesnt have banana peels or blue shells. It wont tickle their brains
>>88019040She's sick and has a Dr appointment that day
3.0 soon chumbuds
>>88019929
Goob?
>>88020385Wife
>>88019859Usually that means they have a sex appointment that day.
>>88020385Cum bucket
The only goob update i care about! Please give me some good news, i've hade a crappy decade lately
>>88014559Based if true
>>88020446
https://youtu.be/HGJJfAqcZJw?t=10488"Last night i had a bad dream that you would stop streaming like take a long break or worse..."You find some nice gems rewatching some old VOD:s when you are Gura-deprived :D I wonder how that superchatter feels nowadays
>>88021162I'm not much of an old vod watcher. One time is good enough for me
>>88021211Pls don't reply to shitposters.
>>88021162The ol days when the chumbies were enraged by a 6 day away streak :D 6 days was considered a huge break :D LoL, how the turn tables
>>88021263He seems to be replying to himself anyway
>>88021298Yeah I remember when it was a big deal then now it's a minimum
>>88020799Man I miss the funny oc. Now we just have angry women and cuckos.
Sex with a fembud.
Why is are am there so many Gura cosplayers on adult sites nowadays? In the last 2 weeks it has really exploded
Will she have a pov?
>>88021955Isn't the concert of bae's channel?
>>88021955She willen't even be there, bud. You really think she doesn't show up for chumbuds but will show up for Mori of all people?
>>88021985Talking about the race event
>>88021955
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>88022001actually yeah
>>88022015>no SNOits trash
>>88022085shhhh shitposter
>>88022015Holodex doesn't get these things right, especially when it's ambiguous.
>>88022130Don't know why that anon is posting that when the thumbnail already shows who's participating
>>88022213Ame is on there too though. Is this prerecorded?
>>88017029I'm ready for you to timeloop how she's literally dying and had to fight through absolute agony just to play a videogame for an hour despite her clearly being fine again
>>88021298>>88021352>enraged>big dealThey didn't do shit about it. They never did.
>>88022271What time is a certain someones debut? Isn't Moris event overlapping her debut? :D Would be pretty funny, both are on the 25th, right?
miss Goob
>>88022415You really have to stop with the emotes anon. Are you german?
>>88022501>>88021263
>>88021889Why are you on so many adult sites looking for Gura?
>>88022562Sorry chumbie. I need to go back to hiding stubs
>>88022415It isn't, retard
>>88022501Retards here really be getting upset by the smallest thing on this planet :D No wonder Gura is in hiding when her fanbase consists of mentally challenged 6 year olds throwing a temper tantrum over "emotes" :D :-)
>>88022271Nah it's live. Shiori couldn't make it hence not being on the thumbnail
>>88006811>>88013959
>>88022662Yes it is, unless her debut is the shortest one in the history of mankind, retard
>>88022501Just leave him be. Makes it easier to filter her.
>>88022307You're barking up the wrong tree here, I think we're all aware of how retarded it is that people like bjoarn will passive aggressive menhera post about it or how mittsu has a huge fucking meltdown every other week but never ever tries, etc etc, but I am not their mother, I can't make them ask her stuff
>>88018268because management is ultra retarded, they have earned my scorn for eternity
At this point you faggots should just admit at liking bait posts.
>>88022989I have seen 0 bait post in this thread. Is the bait posts in the room with you now?
>>88022848>can't read timezonesLol
>>88013012I wish that were true, I used to be an antitheist, but I realized that some people REALLY need to believe in something or they will do reprehensible things and just find a different thing to worship. nowadays it's the government or authoritarian ideologies like the cult of the woke, I'd honestly rather have more people believe in christ with a couple nutters here and there instead of this clownworld we're living in now.
>>88022588It's one and the same site. There are 3 Gura cosplayers as we speak in the 1th overview page alone
>>88022307I never said they did anything about it. Just that we used to think it was a big deal if a week passed by with no stream
>>88023050Sneaky sneaky
>>88023147Yeah, I realized that a while back too. Having something to believe in is nice
>>88018717La basé
>>88023265Do you believe gura will have a pov?
For King and Cunny!
>>88023199it still is a big deal as far as I'm concerned but I've also given upmy only choice is to accept her being a source of nothing but stress rather than happiness or leave and I'm not smart enough for the latter
>>88023355I don't really trust the thumbnail. It has Ame on it
>>88013942Touch her and you’ll get arrested
>>88023405Wanna play some AoE2 or EE2 there bud? I can host
>>88023414why would that make you not trust it?
>>88023585I can't imagine Ame coming back so soon
It'll be a prerecorded bit of Gurame MCing the opening ceremony of the racing olympics.
>>88023621That's not a good reason. If you paid attention she said she would be appearing here and there for events
>>88023649I bet you $0 that ame won't be there
>>88023534to paraphrase myself from months ago, I will not let anyone here anywhere near my steam ID or some such
>>88023690So you think they accidentally commissioned art of her and included her but not shiori?
>>88023713You have been here for months?
>>88023861Yeah, I could see them fucking something like that up
>>88023899at this point you're just in denial for some weird reason(not sure if a shitposter or genuine)
>>88023521Worth
>>88023975I'm just stubborn. I like being proven wrong by seeing things with my own eyes
>>88023975NTA but i doubt Ame would stress through her debut just to be ready for some shitty racing collab
lazy bitch
>>88024093Are you a fembud?
>>88024046I mean it's just booting up a racing game and Shiori told her chat that she opted out that day cuz she was sick
>>88024093but enough about your mother
>>88024221Are you?
>>88024221>>88024297show me your bushy bussy, buttbuds
I'm a male whore. If I was a fembud I can only imagine the pandemic I would be wielding between my legs T u T
There's a calm surrenderTo the rush of dayWhen the heat of a rolling windCan be turned awayAn enchanted momentAnd it sees me throughIt's enough for this restless warriorJust to be with youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3RoeSbYJ0
>>88025307Gura is still a lazy bitch
>>88025307wrong thread~
>>88025404Laziness is a virtue
>>88025404Please show your bushy pucci fembud.
>>88025549that's diligence
>>88024039We will see. I'm more of an optimist but yeah let's hope they're both there
She's such a nerd...
>>88026342Accurate nose
Am i finally the last chumbud? You guys don't seem to take this seriously
>>88026672You can have Gura, I'll take the fembuds instead.
>>88026672You will never be the last chumbud. I will always be around.
>>88026672In your dreams
Yeah, that sums it up pretty well. I think this is how most chumbuds feel at this point, even if they can't admit it.
>>88026672I'll always be here lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at overconfident fools like you.
I just had a Mountain Dew Baja Blast for the first time in forever. Some people hype this thing up like it's the best flavor. It's honestly pretty meh, it's alright.And holy shit there's 73 grams of sugar?
>>88027107False, I'm just really horny. I don't care if she's ok or whatever. I'm just waiting for the next stream to masturbate to T u T
>>88027354
>>88027107sums it up but>at this pointthat point came a long ass time ago, that was like first quarter of 2023 shit
>>88027302Yeah I agree. Its a bit meh.
>>88027107>Guramenig>attention whore>probably a discordfag>artist bitch you're part of the problem
>>88027354That's why I said most. On one end you've got "fans" that just see her as fap material, then on the other you've got ones that will literally never admit anything is wrong or they're not happy. Everything is always how it should be.
>>88027550In my point of view, Gura is suffering more than I am. Thats why I'm not allowed to be sad. Its like the starving kids in africa
>>88027500True, but I'm pretty sure at that point Mittsu was actively shitting on anyone feeling that way and people were calling her based, so for her to now admit to feeling like that is pretty significant.
>>88027614you should care a bit more about yourself, someone else's suffering doesn't invalidate yours
>>88027542Idiot.
>>88027638oh yeah I remember the>Gura should never stream again to own the antistweet that was incredibly baffling
>>88027725Thats the thing though. There isn't really anything that we can do so I usually just do other things like play vidya and lose weight.
>>88027107A lot of different types of people have a lot of things to say about twitter and how terrible it is.But does anyone just not care about it? Actually spending more than a few minutes a day on that site is such a foreign thing to me, yet there are so many people that apparently just live there.Even here on this site I hang around passively and never get that involved with what's going on around here.
>>88027739literally her true color shown after Ame's graduation
>>88027838Some people like shouting into the void, and a few of those people have a large enough following that the void shouts back. It's nice to get a single like on a post you weren't expecting anyone to see sometimes.
>>88027838Yeah I don't get it either. There are a lot of twitter addicts out there
>>88027638first quarter of 2023 was before movie may, alot of people were shitting on doomposters, lotsa slapfightsyeah hindsight but still the doomposts weren't supposed to be right
Gura the goddess smiles upon HoloEN from above.
I admit that I do worry about this dumb little girl sometimes. She's a danger to herself.
Doomposting will always be gay.
>>88027838Posting disease almost always turns into some variety of drama obsession. People with nothing to care about start caring about the most unimportant shit.
It takes Gura 4x the effort to do the same thing as others.
>>88028646then where are the civ streams
>>88028646I know...
>>88028692They'd need to release a 16x game for Gura.
>>88027838I blame the low testosterone epidemic.
>>88027838you're a bystander and a loser in life. That's how it is
>>88028940who caused it?
>>88029076I see, so that's how it is.
>>88028532We all worry about her, we have to believe that she is at least recovering or at least more free to do stuff
I'm eating a hot ones hot pocket that says it's "medium" heat and I can barely handle it. I can't imagine what an actual "hot" one would be like...
>>88029877Woah they got hot ones hotpockets now? I should try it
what is this weather. it was too cold a few days ago and now it's too hot
Kiara said that ame is not going to be racing and has no idea why she is in the thumbnail so there is no guarantee that gura will participate.
>>88029904Yep. I actually got it by accident, but it's pretty good. I have a lot higher tolerance than I used to, but man, it is really spicy.
>>88030027Thank god, she can rest.
>>88030027So it might be since precorded thing?
>>88030163A prerecorded racing event?
>>88029947Weather is indeed pretty wacky nowadays. Seasons are not how they used to be.
>>88030092>>88030163Management probably just commisioned a full EN art and with their incompetence, they did not bother to remove those who will not participate. What I can't explain is how by chance just shiori, who is the one confirmed not to participate, is not in the thumbnail.
>>88030027I saw a lot of people in chat asking about Gura, but Kiara only responded to the comments about Shiori
>>88030497whether Gura is participating or not, I think she just doesn't wanna say anything about it at all after how the advent calendar turned out
>>88030269>>88030475Like a precorded song or something like it teased
>>88030475>management being incompetent I was saying this the whole time
>>88030599I think its obvious they don't announce the participants for these type of things before hand to give Gura as much time as possible to roll out of bed and potentially join if she wants.
>>88026672No one cares. At this point being the last chumbud is like being the king of shit mountain.
>>88030886Nah
low tier bait.
>>88030886Kek
You should Kiss Your Shark, NOW
>>88026672Not while I still live and breathe.
>>88030886>>88031134You have no power here.
so is she in the race thing or not
>>88031765you'll find out when it happens
>>88031821Ideally we would find out before it happens, but you can't count on Gura to announce it.
Looks like I'm the last shark kisser
>>88027107weakbuds are so pathetic
Take this!
>>88031765>6kb>214x250what the fuck is wrong with you
>>88032349i browse 4chan on a Nokia phone from 2007. Please understand.
>>88027838I used to spend hours on a small forum back in the day theyre just going through a phase
WIFE!
thank you rrat. you earn 1 mating press
yay, a retweet...
Chumbuds eating GOOD with this one tweet
I need to lose 25 lbs fast. This could take months at this rate
>>88034026Why do you need to lose it fast? Take your time.
>>88034192NTA but I'm in a similar position because thanksgiving is in a month and everyone likes to bully me for my weight
>>88033839Unironically yes, I was expecting her to not announce it at all.
>>88034192Due to life circumstances I need to lose weight fast.
>>88034259Yeah, I guess that's true. It is more than I expected.
I wanna lose some weight before I go to japan, if I get to gobecause I'm going to come back like 500lb heavier no matter what
>>88027107I bitched about her inconsistant streaming schedule in 2022 and got shit on by the yesbuds on twitter for it. I've been feeling this way for literal years lmao
>>88034418I could go for a couple pounds of sushi right now
>>88032893>>88032992>>88033839Since it's not a quote retweet, unless there's art retweeted too I'm assuming it's a manager retweet.
>>88035076I'd like to pound Gura's sushi.
I might be autistic.
I'm going to eat a whole chocolate bar.
>>88035179I'm not sure I can trust any tweet except maybe a twitter space.
>>88023381For s’ghetti too!!!
>>88035511Eh, if there are art retweet around it I trust it. I trust that the Youtooz and merch tweets were written by her whether or not she's the one that actually posted them to her account.
Haven't followed shit, when exactly is the race thingy?
>>88035840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqR7-DxYzA8
>>88035840Apparently they are all going to do a race in Assetto Corsa
>>88035840In 28 hours
>>88023303
>>88035955>gooba in the artworknice, she usually eases into streaming with a collab like this so if she appears I'll be happy
>>88013842>*Le touché*
>>88036426I am the nyamunyamy
>>88036282Ame is in the art and isn't in it. If Gura was in it, she would have retweeted it when she retweeted the Bae live. She definitely isn't in it.
>>88035823I love s’ghetti!
>>88036180
>>88036874makes sense... but there's still hope
>>88036874Give it time, Gooba usually takes a while for her to bother with twitter. Can't blame her for not wanting to use it. No better than Bluesky or so they say.
>>88037175>random bluesky seetheIt's made it!
>>88036426I am mystified by the nyamunyamy
>>88037100
>>88037204Congrats?
>>88037291
>>88037839
didn't read the threadI LOVE GURA!!
youtube adding that stupid sleep timer thing I'm never going to use has fucked up my muscle memory for going to 2x speed
KEK Fauna
Day 3.
>>88038538I worry that someone is feeding them /here/ complaints
>>88038842All the girls are here. Their managers are here. The only question is how often they visit, and that isn't worth thinking about.
>>88038538what happened? did she say anything about Gura?
>>88039071Gura is not here often or anymore, and I think her manager is too busy doing really important stuff like huffing paint
>>88039132No>>88039137I feel like she used to be here but the schizos probably got to her
>>88039137Who the heck do you think is the Gurass poster, you ignoramus.
>>88039137>>88039199>>88039206I said that isn't worth thinking about. Stop thinking immediately.
im gura
>>88039244fool that you are to assume thoughts go through my head as I post
>>88039274I love you Gura!!!
>>88039274
>>88039274Hey Gura, you owe me an incredible amount of sex
MY wife
>>88037287Goora
>>88039274MARRY MEill cook you breakfast in bed every day
>>88040025every inch of a goo girl is an onahole if you think about it
MY Gurandpa.
>>88040025sex with ai goora.unrelated but there is more ai very big booba gurahttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123572432
>>88040025>slime catgirlI would make her turn white
Love GoobLove chumbies
So do <WE think Gura will show up for tomorrow?
><WE
>>88040404no
