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A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Retro 'alt-girl' Doki Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>Her VOD channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U?si=g3kqVTj7UkkwBaIZ
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I?si=uatIdcUsvfrq_ZgR
>OP Sauce
https://x.com/Renkkai/status/1848507057055707282
Previous thread: >>88127588

>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA?si=jsLjFUYk3RSNypkF
https://gofile.io/d/fm7vlM
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM?si=M2XEika5sZ1JIEG7
>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!
https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery

>Our Divegrass team page
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/

>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/

>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
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Frame up for Next Stream bros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijn3-9ReNj4&ab_channel=Dokibird
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>>88166791
Thanks for the bake!
>>88166905
Nice!
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>>88106348
I don't know if we should be tempting fate like this...
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>>88167422
Lmao
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https://bsky.app/profile/jollyroseart.bsky.social/post/3l73ilgc3nk2v
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>>88167422
based
>bringing a mitt to divegrass
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>>88167879
That's just how badly she wants to be the GK. Not so she can catch balls, but so she can throw them back at people and knock them out. Kinda want to figure out a way to make her carry a knocked out Pablo on her back...
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>>88167939
>make her carry a knocked out Pablo on her back...
kek hope it works
good luck goon
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Cute
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>>88166907
fuck I didn't need to be this hard in the morning.
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>>88169357
>https://x.com/jioflowers/status/1847893837903253794
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>https://x.com/shawvien/status/1849824300439830576
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Doki sort of soon...
>https://x.com/Kainele_/status/1844492975939989538
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>>88167422
I THINK GIANTS SUCK
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>>88169823
Cool!
>>88170287
Sexo
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Doki soon?
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>>88171432
30 minutes!
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https://x.com/PodsacP/status/1849805549275066835
Fucking making me diamonds listening to this
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>>88171896
Doki moaning...
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Doki soon!
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Doki EXTRA soon!
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>>88172643
LMAO
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Starting Now!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijn3-9ReNj4&ab_channel=Dokibird
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>>88171896
damn, nice umm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijn3-9ReNj4
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijn3-9ReNj4
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>"Let's go gambling!"
>Sleeps
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Youtube had mercy on her...
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>Doki got paid to show Aiko's tits
nice
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LMFAO IT DIDN'T EVEN GET AGE RESTRICTED?!
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qrd on what doki is talking about? watching since no good holo stream
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Nice!
This means she can play Black Souls!
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>>88173504
I would fucking die on the spot if she ever had the balls to stream that.
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>>88173488
She played Huniepop yesterday and fucked up the censorship tomato at the end of the stream by showing Aiko's tits and ass.
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>>88173488
>Played Huniepop
>Did everything to not accidentally show tits
>Looked at Aiko's profile and accidentally showed the CGs
>Nipples and what is obviously a Woman masturbating on stream for 1 frame
Hilarity
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>>88173488
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>>88173700
>That superchat
Lel
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>>88171896
Fuck.
FUCK.
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am i retarded?
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>FNAF stream gets age restricted
>stream that shows tits and masturbation is fine
Sasuga YouTube.
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doki....
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>already cheating
she's not even smarter than a 1st grader
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>Cheating on the first question
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i didn't learn whole numbers in 1st class too, i learned it before school
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she's fucking retarded
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Ah yes, the classic "the question is so easy you start over thinking it and doubting yourself"
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>First question
>Cheating already
What the fuck are they teaching in international American schools?
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RUMAO
I also picked 2...
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Good stream Doki, see you next time!
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Imagine the real gameshow ending in 2 minutes
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THE FIRST FUCKING QUESTION DOKI
THE FIRST FUCKING QUESTION
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>>88174079
Not the capital of Canada, evidently.
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>immediately loses
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it had some real "nah i'd win" at the start
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yeah, doki, i wonder how someone could fuck up the question for 1st grade like smallest whole number
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she doesn't read books it's over
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>Hasn't heard of The Wind in the Willows
How!?
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>>88174424
idk what that is too
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>>88174424
What even is it? I've never heard of it before and I'm in my 30s.
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>>88174424
Never heard of it
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>>88174471
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i don't think i learned square roots in 2nd grade
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Doki what the fuck
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>>88174424
American in my mid 20s here, never heard of it.
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>What's a square root
She can't be fucking serious
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Doki's Chinese ancestors are ashamed right now
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She's fucking acting there's no way
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.... Jesus games really fried her brain
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The scientific calculator has been a disaster for modern schools
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She was put in expensive ass international schools for this
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>me, software engineer, working in embedded
>do i have to remember powers of 2
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Apex Legends, not even once
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My oshi is fucking stupid and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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doki...
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to be fair that are some asians who are just duds when it comes to math clearly doki can't live up to the stereo type :D
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uh
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>>88174699
Yeah but nobody walks up to you and asks "What is the square root of 64?"
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>>88174736
I'm dumb as shit and Doki makes me feel better about it.
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>>88174736
I love my borderline mentally retarded kamioshi
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DokiCanSpell
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She lost...
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>>88174776
because if they did you'd look at them like they wear a helmet to go to the bathroom
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>>88174686
I know quite a few people who went to very expensive private schools and they are some of the dumbest people I've ever met - money can't buy everything.
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Canada LOVE
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It's fucking over
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>>88174836
Some private schools allow the parents to just pay teachers to pass their dumbass kids
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She gets a pass for that one. Who knows what's on foreign currency?
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>this is what they teach in social studies
No wonder Americans are stupid.
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>>88174934
I know it because of the ERB...
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>>88174887
DUMB
BIRD
LOVE
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>Dokibird
>Dokiavian
>Dokiplane
>planes are flat
The math checks out
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she has so complex logical chain for something so simple
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this dum bird needs correction! She is being sent back to the 2nd grade after this stream where she will need to redo every grade until her father believes she is ready to take over the family business and beat the evil bastard board member who blinded his secretary.
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rip amelia
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>>88174836
From where I'm from, except for very rare and extremely expensive ones, private schools are considered a place where wealthy families send their child when they're too dumb to get a degree in public schools.
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>>88175072
Literally me when I'm C++...
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>your brain
>your brain on internet
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>>88175099
may God have mercy on Doki's soul
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>Geography AND History
She's so fucked now...
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even if you knew it was in virginia, look at this fucking map
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i went to jamestown for a field trip
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>"That's Floride because it's the dick"
LMAO
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Is jamestown a place from fallout76?
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>>88175293
there's Jacobstown in New Vegas
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>>88175289
That's how all Canadians remember where it is
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uh oh she's freaking out now
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Doki is so dead...
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>>88175255
>>88175406
Benis :DDDDD
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>She's so dumb because she mercury poisoned herself
It's so over.
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Wait.... D-d-did we just find out why Doki is so cuteretarded ?
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>>88175406
If Canada fucked Detroit they need to get tested ASAP
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>>88174887
DUMB BIRD
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I love my dumb oshi.
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actual fucking bird brained idiot
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can't believe my oshi can multiplicate
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>>88175498
Saloon...
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>>88175464
She will never be an immortal emperor now.
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>Mercury is found in almost all fish, but some types have higher levels than others. Larger fish that eat a lot of smaller fish, like swordfish, shark, and some tuna, tend to have higher levels of mercury.
>Symptoms of mercury poisoning include:
>Neurological symptoms like nervousness, anxiety, irritability, mood changes, numbness, memory problems, depression, and physical tremors
>Other symptoms like muscle weakness, metallic taste in the mouth, nausea and vomiting, lack of motor skills, and inability to feel in the hands, face, or other areas
>Mercury can harm brain development at relatively low levels and can be toxic to adults at high levels. It's especially damaging to unborn babies, infants, and children because their brains and nervous systems are developing.
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Doki has zero reading comprehension
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>>88175626
it's so over...
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>>88175626
Our kid is so fucked...
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get fucked roaches you're not even part of the europe color
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>Where is Turkey
>Where is Greece
Someone remove Salmon from her diet please
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>look at chat
>turkey is europe
>next to russia
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now way american grade schoolers know where turkey is
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Those borders man... look how the fucked the balkans.
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humanity is cooked this generation is not surviving another century
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>>88175779
turkey is in the oven
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>>88175772
>turkey is europe
Well, it's the only part of the country that matters
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>>88175498
I was there lmao
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>>88175779
>Burgers
>Geography
Good joke
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I dont think Doki is smarter than a 5th grader...
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i am horrified by measurements category in american game

t. european
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She knows that?
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>>88175779
Knowing the location of Turkey is at least more plausible than knowing about the fucking Ottoman Empire kek.
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Am I just weird for enjoying looking at world maps and flags as a kid? I find that in general most content creators have no knowledge of geography at all. I only really get confused when it comes to West Africa.
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oh hey The Giver, something I read.
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>>88175993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9aDMuBjR7Q
Only the top gier kids were into this shit.
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>>88175993
Autism...
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>>88175993
Nah I was the same as a kid bro, but even then I think it's more concerning that many people don't know basic geography...
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>>88175751
>>88175772
Tbf, just like Russia... the country is so big that it reach 2 continents
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fucking brits and their dumbass names
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What the fuck, UKgoons
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>History
What the fuck kind of measurements question is that?
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>Hippus
>Hoppus
>Happus
Fucking brits
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>>88175906 (me)
oh dear god
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HAHAHA BRITKEKS EXPLAIN YOURSELVED HIPPUS HOPPUS HARRY POTTER ASS COUNTRY
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They absolutely made those answers up
t. Brit
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>>88175993
Not weird, but definitely in the extreme minority. I hated geography and the like until I started playing EU4. It's probably a hot take, but most people don't need to know where places that are not immediately relevant to them are, like Europeans with US states or Americans with European countries or something.
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>Goes into subject expecting "Freedom Units"
>It's actually a question about British Imperial Measurements
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>>88166791
What a DUMBASS
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Doki...
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>>88176211
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoppus
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She answered that one so quickly
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YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT HOPPUS
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>>88176205
You caused this eugoon...
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>>88176205
Didn't age well now did it
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I didn't learn any of these things in school. Not in fifth grade and not in college. I didn't even know the british measure things in stones until I played OG D&D.
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BONG HATE!
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>>88174699
I am pretty sure that some code monkey would be like that unironically because they do everything by calculator

Also, Hoppus is named after some guy.
But I am going to call british rap as hippus-hoppus from now on anyways.
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What fucking elementary school is teaching what a hoppus is?
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i wonder what was doki's major in university
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How the fuck did a country that named a fucking unit of measurement Hoppus managed to conquer half of the world...
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I only picked Hoppus because of Blink-182's bassist, no way the others were real words
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>>88176335
Absolutely none in Canada that I can think of. UK is a meme country.
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>>88176298
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>goat man was so hot in that
doki...
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>>88176335
As a bong I've never heard of it
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>>88175906
>ft-lbs
>acres
>ounces (weight)
>ounces (volume)
>grains
>in-ft-yd-mi-nm
DOG BLESS :DDD

>>88175993
Maybe, but I did the same thing. I always got bored in social studies, so I'd flip the book to the front pages where all the maps were and just look at them. I sometimes do the same thing with Google maps/earth.
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>>88176395
I'm sure he didn't mean it, Limes...
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>>88176364
Hoppus sounded the most "floral" and "tree"
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>>88176358
Their main competitiors were almost all inbred
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>>88176358
science rush for weapons is OP i guess?
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Hoppus on my cockus
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>>88176395
Her accent is better than most people from NA. I thought she was from California even.
What an enigma this sexo ferret
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>>88176395
I'm going to impregnate this lime...
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>>88176358
https://youtu.be/YXSzRRMfxhk?si=9H4KcjSH0cXM3Glj
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That thing about honey is only true in America, becuase US honey is often just a sugar syrup.
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>had to say it all out loud
cute
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lmao metric system strikes back
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Doki please...
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Canada please
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Doki...
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>what's a kilogram
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Doki... the metric sytem is fucking easy...
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>"What's a Kilogram?"
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Surely even if you don't know metric you can logic your way to the right answer.
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>Doki doesn't know that kilo is a thousand
I use imperial EXCLUSIVELY and know this one. C'mon birb....
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DOKI OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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>>88176681
She thinks it's a weird conversion like your burgerunits
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>skips
holy fuck she's dumb
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It is so over for Doki
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>>88176541
No, it's for real honey.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6167343/
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>Got an even harder question
kek
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>>88176733
Literally same tier, only slightly harder wording
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imagine swapping question from metric system to burgerfields
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you're shitting me
you're fucking shitting me
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Se acabo...
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>>88176713
>Calling Imperial "Burger"
Bro...
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Doki... holy shit... how does she not know the metric system either? The metric system is idiot proof.
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She could have used this exact same logic on the last question
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this stream is so funny cant stop laughing
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God I wish the US used the metric system, it seems so much easier
Well, not for Doki...
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DUMBIRD
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>>88176713
They do teach this in school. Doki is my same generation. Signs in canada tend to have both. There is no way this wasn't in the curriculum. DOKI, PLS, PLS. The apex brain rot can't possibly be this bad. FUCK.
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>>88176541
Sugar syrup would actually mean it would be shelf stable, especially at a 2:1 ratio of sugar to water
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This stream is going to spawn a metric ton of clips.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM *shoots apex guns*
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this game must have filtered a lot of vtubers
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Imagine if someone remembered hectometer, decameter and decimeter are a thing, you'd make the question 10x harder just because nobody ever uses them
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Someone has to streamsnipe Doki with nicknames like Kilogram,meter,etc
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Hey SI dweebs. I always wondered: why is the base unit for mass the kilogram and not the gram?
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>>88176854
>metric
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>>88176918
One hoppus ton is equal to 50 hoppus feet
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>still freaking out about the mercury fish
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Doki is going to be so paranoid about eating salmon from now on.
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>>88176918
Decimeter isn't that bad compared to the other two
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>>88176206
>>88176358
Hoppus is named after some guy, so it's fundamentally not that different from Ohm, Sievert or Volt.
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See? Fish is toxic, just eat real meat
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>>88177029
She is not gonna eat fish anymore is she.
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>>88176819
As someone who grew up on Freedom units and learned the Metric System later for my higher education, it really is. Scaling and converting across 1-2-3 dimensions is way easier too.
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>>88176958
Most of the things you'd want to measure are at least a kilogram
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>Highest score in her school
Jesus christ. Canada is doomed.
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>Doki had the highest score for reading and writing in her school
I'm starting to think she legitimately went to a school for retards...
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This gave me a bit of ptsd
>TAing at an Ivy League uni
>Kids are supposed to be smart
>One girl needs to pass an easy math course to graduate and keep her Teach for America job offer
>"I aced high school math but I just can't do decimals."
>Too stunned to respond properly, told her to get help from prof
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>>88176958
I'm a burger, but IIRC, a joule is the kinetic energy in 1kg dropped from 1m at sea level on earth. Or something convenient like that.
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>>88177139
Or she is only acting dumb... right...? right...????
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>>88177092
Right, but now your "base" unit already has a prefix attached. As far as I know, it's the only SI unit that's defined like this.
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>>88176918
I still remember the quintal and the myriagram from school, I was shocked when I discovered later in life that they were already deprecated units.
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The classmate shit just feels like waste of time, stop wasting the player's time with stupid animations.
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>is that new york
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Are (You) smarter than a 5th Grader?

>How Much Salmon Would It Take To Risk Getting Mercury Poisoning?
>A: 7 whole salmons a week
>B: 4 whole salmons a week
>C: 2 whole salmons a week
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>>88177192
Gram probably was the base, then people decided to change the base to kilogram for convenience when they realized most things they were measuring were over a kilogram anyway
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>doki called Pennsylvania New York
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My home fucking state you bird bitch please get it right
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lol
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She got robbed wtf
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>>88177274
>Salmon and bananas can kill you
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>wasn't in the circle
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>>88177192
IIRC at the beginning the base unit was indeed the gram, and it was switched to kilogram only after WWII.
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>>88177283
well they did both get 911ed
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>>88177318
>Eating one banana gives you the same amount of radiation as living within one mile of a nuclear power plant for a year
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>U.S questions off
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SHE HATES THE US
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Burgers in absolute shambles
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>>88177318
it's like "salt can kill a person" but you'd never be able to consume literal kilograms of salt w/o drinking water
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>>88177318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkU_hP8Rzoo
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>Burgers are no more
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>>88177400
Is that a challenge?
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>>88177029
Funny thing is, it's probably safer than all the flouride in the drinking water.
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>>88177433
BASED
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>>88177400
Not with that attitude.
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Doki, you literally played wheel of fortune a week ago
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>What's a consonant?
How do people with this little knowledge get through life?
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She's an actual retard... Holy shit...
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>Canada is taking back Alaska
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>>88177484
they become vtubers
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My PhD in linguistics has just gone up in flames.
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>>88177115
>>88177139
A lot of "top high school students" are woefully unprepared for college. There are a lot of crappy high schools out there. Some profs just give up and coast along because the situation is basically unfixable once they're in college, barring some sort of intensive remedial program. Either you burn yourself out and leave, or you stop caring.
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>>88166791
doki love
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>>88177274
I just checked. A "whole" salmon is over 100 pounds. Who eats 200 to 700 pounds of salmon a week???
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>>88177589
Skill issue
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>Doki never made a homemade periscope as a kid
Unfortunate
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>>88177589
Me (I'm Fujikura Uruka)
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>>88177501
reminds me of this
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Please Doki... Everyone and his dog knows what the Rosetta Stone is...
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Doki is going to need another rest week after this stream
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The fuck is the Rosseta stone?
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To be fair, how many second graders would you have to ask before you found one that knows what the Rosetta Stone IS, let alone where it's from?
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>>88177753
>>88177765
The duality of goons
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>Turkey is this big?
>Egypt is this big?
What country's next?
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>>88177753
do you perhaps mean rosemi stone?
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>>88177765
It's what allowed us to learn ancient egyptian hieroglyphs because someone some long time ago translated it to ancient greek (which we did know)
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>Doki though that Egypt was a small as fuck country
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>88177765
Historians couldn't figure out what old languages where saying, then archeologists found a cool stone that had translations of the same text in multiple old languages, and suddenly shit made sense.
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>>88177765
>>88177789
It's one of the most famous discoveries in the history of archeology...
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>>88177765
Stone that had the translation for greek to heiroglyphs so they could be deciphered
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>>88177835
Don't tell her about how that map is bs size wise
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>>88177876
Yeah, but how many second graders would know about it?
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How is she this dumb... Canadian education explain yourself...
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>>88176958
I might be wrong, but kilogram example (built from metal) was way better that a gram example which used a cube of distilled water with the side length of 1cm under proper temperature.

Getting some metal brick was more preferrable.
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>>88177895
Mercator projection HATE.
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>Now I'm learning
DOKI NO
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So what's the stream today?
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>>88177789
There's a lot of kids who read books on Ancient Egypt and Rome. More second graders also would've known what it was a decade ago, since that was the bad language software people used before Duolingo.
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>Spanish Epic Poetry
El libro del Rubius
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>>88176358
Because Britain, like most of the other most successful empires in history (Rome and Persia are good examples) didn't interfere too much in the life of ordinary people. France and Spain were much more powerful than Britain until the early 1800s and both of them had a head start in empire building, but both of them (particularly Spain) spent a lot of time and effort trying to convert natives to Christianity and making them European - Britain was just focused on economic issues, so they'd just go in and say "Hi, let us use your resources/coast/land and pay us a bit of money and you can continue to worship your gods, follow your customs etc." That's how a successful empire is built.
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>>88178004
>There's a lot of kids who read books on Ancient Egypt
That's me, I was the Ancien Egypt nerd.
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>>88178054
It's mostly because they were the first European major power that told religion to go fuck itself and confiscated church property.
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>"We still have those?"
>Giant fucking tree
Uh... yeah?
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>>88177932
We are literally dollar store america. canadians will cope about this
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Dragoons, this is your oshi?
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>>88178103
What is your opinion of Nitocris's tax policy?
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>>88178185
cute? Yes!
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>>88178170
Not for much longer, they're endangered.
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>>88178185
DUM and CUTE
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>>88178187
the mini ghosts she has are cute and I loved giving her chocolate :D
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>>88178185
Yes and she is perfect!
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>Why is Spring green?
Dragoons...
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>>88177555
It's also the modern paradigm of teaching that prioritizes "the pupil must have fun" over the rigorous learning and discipline of Prussian system.
Think Common Core, except CC is a continuation of said paradigm.

I (born 1991) was in the middle of that shift, and the discrepancy between old stuff and new books on, let's say, maths or chemistry, was fucking enormous.

Oh, yes, and now professors complain that zoomers can't coherently write even a one page report/essay/whitepaper and have almost zero skills in communication.
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>>88178185
Yes!
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DOKIIIIIII
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>>88178185
Yes!
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She just deleted a whole country
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>>88178246
Based
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oh she's going to get this wrong
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doki...
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>Bosnia and Herzegovina doesn't even exist
Don't let the balkan side of Internet watch this VOD...
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Ah man that's bump limit...
I'll get the next one tho!
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>>88178486
Nice!
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im interested in see who she think won the first world war at this point
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>>88178484
Serbs still need to fix that
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>>88178350
I have old power systems textbooks from 1980 and that shit is ALL formulas and requires you to know calculus/differentials from page 1 with very little explanation that isn't following formulas
The new uni ones we have are basically 50% picture book and start out with basic algebra + calc refresher
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I'm Romanian. I'm ready to feel the pain.
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Switzerland Doki, it's Switzerland...
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>>88178471
>Does Bosnia exist?
I am now going to play artillery song for an hour to cope with that.
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>Balkans mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnxLhAzvleI
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>>88178484
Honestly, being confused with Balkans drama is something I'll giver a pass on lol.
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>Asking about Romansh
>Romania is an answer
Lmao. Doki's getting this wrong for sure
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>>88178586
Americans don't know about gypsies thank god
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>>88178484
We are already here. She is being true to balkan roots and engaging in ethnic cleansing.
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I though Balkans referred to Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania...
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>>88178646
No that's Baltics
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>>88178646
That's the baltic states
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>>88178646
That's the Baltic region.
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>>88178646
Those are the Baltics, goon...
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>>88178553
KEK
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how the fuck t in equipment is a question for 5th-grader
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>>88178646
That's the Baltics. The Balkans is the area north of Greece.
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equiptment...
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ITS OVER
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I almost had an aneurysm, she's fucking acting man.
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>>88178677
>>88178683
>>88178696
>>88178699
Baltics, Balkans, same shit, they are all just bakas.
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Doki nearly got the answer wrong...
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>>88178586
Bow to the coin!
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Equip Mint...
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Did somebody say Belka?
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>got rid of the US
>starts winning
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>>88178534
Eastern European fag here.
In the books as old as late 1990-ies it was expected for you to know basics of the calculus (limits and derivation for sure, integration if you are in the physmath-focused class) by the end of the school.

When I was in higher classes calculus basics were already dropped and moved to the first year of the university. I dread the time when the lag behind american education reaches my country and we will need to teach motherfucking trigonometry in uni.
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SHE DID IT
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the fuck kinda easy ass final question is that
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>>88178755
based, the only european country worth caring for is slovenia
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HOW IS THIS 6TH GRADE?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EASY QUESTION
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MY OSHI IS SMART
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SHES SMARTER THAN A CANADIAN 5TH GRADER
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>All that just to get an easy question
WE TAKE THOSE!
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eugoons, we have to kidnap doki and make her stream from bosnian basement
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>>88178755
There is a big difference goon
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SHE FUCKING DID IT!
SHE IS SMARTER THAN A KID!
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>Remove America
>Win
It's that easy to solve the world
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America hate!
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>>88178805
i learned integrals in 11th class
t. ukrainian
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>>88178869
I don't want to be /pol/ but how old is this pic because 2 is a mood.
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She gets 1 question about america wrong, but somehow it's our fault that she failed every other time when the question wasn't about america.
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Dragoons, your oshi is very cute, please keep her happy.
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>>88178548
ULTRA based!
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>>88178994
a leaf is always going to pivot to hating america for the updoots instead of getting good at geography, don't take it personally
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>>88179005
We'll do our best.
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>>88178961
Speaking as a Ukrainian I feel like most Russians (people) don't have anything against Ukrainians, but Ukrainians tend to dislike or outright hate Russians. The Russian government is just cancer
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I still don't get how someone who was brought up outside the US doesn't understand the metric system - it's idiot proof.
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>>88178955
Usual school or something like the The Richelieu Lyceum in Odessa?
I know about 3 or 4 schools that teach strong math here in Riga.
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>>88179005
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>>88179166
usual school in province town, back in 2013. and class was language-focused, which is funny
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>Huniepop can be classed as a Special Event now
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>>88179005
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>Huniepot
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>>88178350
>>88178534
Both those approaches are terrible. Dumbed down textbooks and over-formulaic textbooks both suffer from the same critical problem. Math (and hard sciences to a lesser extent) stem from first principles and should be taught that way. Students won't understand it well enough in college otherwise. I've seen too many people try to apply formulas where they're wrong because they don't understand why it's wrong in one case and right in another.
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>88178994
My brother in Christ, I'm a bong and every single chuuba (including fellow bongs) makes fun of the UK. Learn to laugh at yourself and not take things too seriously.
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>>88179400
I'm a fucking retard, meant for >>88178994
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>>88179400
The Yanks can't handle being made fun of, please understand.
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Nigga at the GROCERY STORE???
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>who the fuck uses kilograms
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Goons, don't forget to check out the cryptpad link in the OP if you have any suggestions for the divegrass team. Mostly just getting this out of the way because this is the final stream of the week and I want to start preparing the team for the December invitational we signed up for the other day.
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>>88179506
Thanks for the reminder divegrass goon!
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>>88179506
Will do!
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>>88179505
Literally 96% of the entire world except Mutts and some other literal whos...
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>>88178994
>>88179400
Americans tend to make fun of america a lot too. Doki also shits on the CAD regularly. It's just funny to shit on powerful countries. Not so funny when the target is some weak starving country.
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https://x.com/ColminIndonesia/status/1845862936864342308
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>>88179656
I live in a relative shithole and I still like it when people mock it. It's either funny or deserved, sometimes both.
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Huh...
https://x.com/cuducos/status/1455612249574367232
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Eventually, we'll convert those commies to 100% freedom units.
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>>88179782
>>88179782
>>88179782
Fresh bread is up!
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What the fuck, Canada. Choose a system and use it consistently.
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>>88179802
>>88179781
What the fuck is this abomination
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>>88179781
>>88179802
WTF is that shit?
>>88179818
Thanks bread maker!
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>>88179802
We use imperial and metric for distance measurements fairly interchangeable. The reason is because a lot of engineering/construction work is done in conjunction with American companies
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>>88179802
I love how time is in bold letters lol
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>>88179818
Thank you Breadmaker!~
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>>88179802
Now post the American flowchart
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>>88179656
>Not so funny when the target is some weak starving country.
It can be funny, it depends what the intention is.
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>>88179818
Thanks breadmaker.
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>>88179656
>some weak starving country
No if you post on /pol/!
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>>88174020
Isn't the fnaf stream basically her going "WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE" to the beat of the toreador march for whatever minutes?
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