Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an4th Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713 AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-hen or https://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/ Youtooz figure https://youtooz.com/collections/hololive Previous Thread: >>88267653
I love my wife so much!!
Day 26! Give it up for day 26!
Thinking about it wouldn't Gura accidentally leave teeth marks if she ever gave you a blowjob...?
>>88297024How sweet of you, Gura, you smelly stinky goober
my wife
>>88297097Nah, this slut is so well practiced she'd know how to make sure not to nick you with her teeth.
>>88297024Love goob
>>88297097>leave teeth marksyour penis would look like pulled pork afterwards
Sex with a fembud.
Well, that was a shitty song to perform with Bae. Pretty boring performance.
>>88297097
>>88297223>With these teethUmm....
>>88297292it was okay
>>88297374>*Le touché*
Gurass
>>88297374>*rape*
>>88297097yes are you scared of sticking it in the zucchini spiralizer?
Gura is a lesbian so why are you talking about Gura blowjobs? Girls don't have penises
>>88297642I mean if you imagine it's ribbed for your pleasure......
>>88296919>>88297421
>>88297682Ok, imagine sticking your clit in these......>>88297368>>88297642
>>88297737True, afterall Gura have mentioned ribbed condoms 3 times, the first time in the beginning of "One hand clapping" stream
>Don’t waste - your time - on me>You’re al - ready - the voice inside my headdd
>>88297857I wish she sang that song at least once
>>88297915She probably has, just not on stream.
>>88297980yeah well I meant on stream, so I can listen to it
>>88298033C’mere you
>>88298123
>>88294384I don't know why you replied to me too, I actually agree.
not readingI LOVE GURA!!
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>88299103Oyasame
>>88299103sleep tight buddy
>>88298609>*Lo touchõ*
>>88299103sharkdreams
>>88299103Goob night retard
>Gotta make a move to a town that’s right for me
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>88300010samen
>>88299103Goobnight
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz.
>>88300481
>us
>>88301024
All he has is sniveling impotent rage. As it should be. Hail Gura, SharkGOD.
>>88301168>pebble still having a meltyLol.
What are chumbies doing?
>>88301415In bed, ready to sleep. Hoping for Gura soon.
>>88301415I got McDonalds.
>>88301415I'm finding another translation of the poetic edda. The one that other chumbie linked was like I was reading medieval poetry
>>88301415I'm about to head to bed. Will be playing wc3 customs tomorrow.
>>88301415Trying to fall asleep. Yelling out Bobr Kurwa because it’s fun to say.
>>88301415just got done watching doob I apologize if this leads to shitposting I'm kind of at a loss since it's basically just watching Ame which I would have said without hesitation beforeI am now listening to shinkiro
>>88301225
Please just graduate and never come back.
>>88301262are you new?
>>88301415Reading more Naruto.
>>88301701We're gonna need more dino
>>88301415watching the last 3 episodes of "Maougun Saikyou no Majutsushi wa Ningen datta"it's not bad
>>88301607I saw a wild bobr before near my home. Or maybe it was a muskrat.
>>88301752
bobr
>>88301415I am playing civ6
>>88301897
>>88301415Setting up my rail system in Factorio.
>>88302125
>>88302253we're going to need a bigger dino
>>88302245are you playing the new DLC? is it worth getting? I bought factorio years ago, but never really got into it. I heard that the dlc will only increase in prize, so I kinda wanna get it now, I saw that there's a 40k Titans mod and I really wanna build them.
>>88302335bigga teef it iz
>>88302335
>>88302253bloop is lookin kinda different
>>88302384You can't catch the dino in here
>>88302047Behold the Queen... the Queen of Queens!
>>88302404He do be kinda handsome though
>>88302435dang where did it go?
why did space balls make fun of jews so much
>>88302647Cause a jew wrote it
>>88301415I am watching the Trump/Joe Rogan interview
>>88302647because Mel Brooks is one, I guess.
>>88302705no wonder it was funny
we did have a spaceballs watchalong right, or am I going nuts
Now that the dino have lost gawr, they can finally slumber
Baguraette honhonhon
>>88302751yeah it was one of the first ones
>>88302348I'm playing the DLC but I haven't discovered the new planets yet. I'm finishing up my trains and then building my oil refinery. Most of the new content is on the new planets, I think.
Who's your favorite wrassler? I haven't watched wrestling in many years but for me it's gotta be Kane.
>>88302877undertaker
>>88302727He was a funny man, but I will forever hold him personally in contempt for that unfunny improvised line in Blazing Saddles where he defamed the salt-of-the-earth common man as "idiots" for the "crime" of not worshipping black people.Typical narcissistic, conceited, ideologized, elitest, oikophobic upper-class liberal Jew...
For King and Cunny!
>>88302877when I still watched it was the Undertaker and Kane. I heard Kane ran for mayor at some point
>>88303257You mean Glenn Jacobs? He became a mayor and a good mayor of Knox County Tennessee.Love that guy and I'm happy he's doing well, he deserves it.
Kinda feels like shark tomorrow
Great now I'm watching old WWE/WWF clips on Youtube. I love The Hurricane.
>>88303470yeah he's cool
>>88297223Sex. Any more sloppa like this?
Remember when Kane and The Hurricane became tag team champions? They were a couple of my favorite wrestlers and seeing teaming up was so cool.
I'd like to "wrestle" with Gura
I'd like to rape Gura
Huh, youtube just recommended some vtuber I've never heard of before that's debuting in 2 hours and then I realized it's Gura's oshi who's come back. This seems to be a pattern, now.
Booba hahaha
I'm unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in!But the cream rises to the top.
*pats Gura on the head*
>>88305969Don’t mind if I do
>>88305969She needs it.
I miss my wife...
>>88305282I just hit don't recommend channel when anything not Gura pops up. I refuse to have my youtube sullied by vtubers.
>>88306633I need to save her…
>>88297392SNIFFFFF
Gura is the love of my life
I want to play old games this Halloween. Has anyone played "Zombies Ate My Neighbors"?
>>88307481I'm going to play Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil since I finished Doom 3 a bit ago. Next will be as I do every year since I was young is watching "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown".
God, why did you make me crazy about her? How can I unlove her?
Fucking hate bl*opRetarded fuck. Detrimental peice of shit. Just die.
>chumbuds think this cheese stick is erotic
Ohhhhh no... chumbies, my regular relief was scheduled to take the day off and his cover called in sick... I'd previously signed up for an extended shift for later today, too...Long story short, this might be a total SNAFU. My supe is desperately looking for someone else to come in... don't fucking tell me I'll be working a 33 hour straight shift... SURELY that's impossible... right...?
>>88308496Go to sleep.
Do you think Gura is watching?
>>88308496Screw the rules, if you're a valuable worker and they know that they need you, you can afford to change plans.Sleep.
>>88308764>>88309625fwti75tgghiiiufdeykjn
she's back at her parents place while hers is being fixed up so don't expect a stream any time soon
>>88309658I understand.
Okay it's just gonna be 19 hours total, I can do that. Sweet sweet overtime...
>>88309770i do expect her to stream in 2025
put the bobrs in the bag
>No streams since foreverWhat's even the purpose of this general?
>>88314348Nyo
>>88314929we are waiting for the inevitable graduation sir
>>88313772>redrawing an existing imagewhats the pointisnt this just tracing
>>88307775you will overcome that when she permanently ceases her streaming activity, either you leave or you find another oshi
>>88307775>Asking God if you can love someone LESSI suggest you join catechesisbud in reading the Bible, you will find that such a request is not consistent with His nature.Besides, to stop loving Gura you would need to unable to feel the proper emotional response to beauty and goodness. If you think about it, you're basically asking to be given shit taste in women.Embrace the love, chumbie - no matter how much it hurts.
Gura makes my pp twitch funny
Why did she tweet a fucking random gif then do nothing for daysMasterclass in bad comms, she most certainly could never do PR for anything
>>88316164Touch your pp while watching Gura and funny juice will come out of it!
goob morningi love gura
>>88316248Garlic bread is the best, man
What was your favorite spooktober stream this month? My fav was when Gura got jumpscared by the leach in Forgotten Islands a week ago, she sounded like a flute like usual
stream today
Goob morning
>>88316248Are you like genuinely autistic? The light growing dim and her expression growing angrier with each frame signifies her dissatisfaction with something, most likely with Cover and management. Maybe they cancelled her 2 year project or something, wouldn't be surprised considering the current state of Cover. They can't even pay artists on time.
Do any working men (neets need not answer) ever think how listless you'd get if you took the Gura route of not working 8 months out of 12? Like goddamn, how can she not just think "y'know I'll do a 1 hour stream this week, just put in at least a minimum effort" at all?
>>88316407The fact that an innocent tweet about her love for bread makes schizos like you seethe after all this time will never not be funny to me.
>>88316933goob mornin
>>88316957Streaming isn't their main job anymore, tourist. It's exactly why Aqua and Ame left.Plus even if she wanted to it's not like she can since her house got flooded during the storm.
>>88316957I've taken a year vacation before while inbetween jobs. I traveled for a few months then spent the rest working on personal programming projects. Was a good time.
>>88316957>Gura route of not working 8 months out of 12?Not working 51 out of 52 weeks of the year, 1 work week is usually ~40 hours, the only reason she got slightly over that is due to the mandatory collab streams this year like ENreco. Her own streams on her own will is far below 40 hours this year. I really want to earn millions of dollars each year while not even putting an entire work week in the entire year
>>88317145>Plus even if she wanted to it's not like she can since her house got flooded during the storm.Must have been an insane storm if her house was flooded constantly for a year
>>88317474Those are some obscene loli hips T u T
>>88317331>schizo sister is literally making up numbers nowMan can you please just go away already.
MY Gurandma.
goob morning
>>88317372Huh? She didn't stream in july/beginning of august because she was on a trip with her parents and in Japan recording Myth anniversary and whatever else. And she didn't stream in parts of spring because of her birthday live and Fes/Breaking Dimensions. The rest of the year she streamed until she got sick last month
>>88317524Yeeeeeeahhh suuuure, i'm making stuff up, riiiight, filter out the mandatory collabs as i said and it is less than 40 hours this year
>>88317730Compare that with just a random like Subaru, even a middle to low tier Hololive member have an insane output compare to Gura.Anyone making excuses for Gura is a fucking retard, not a /vt retard but an actually clinically retard
>>88317730>>88317913Who's your oshi?
shark shagging
>>88317730>>88317913Are you lost dogfucking number monkey?>>>/#/
>>88317730>>88317913It's pretty cool that one can easily spot the menstruation cycles in those charts
>>88317730>>88317913Be sure to bring this up to Gura and Cover
have a good sunday goobers
>>88318730I will, thanks Goob. I'm going to sleep in some more after I masturbate to you.
utis are no joke
>>88319999flip gura...
>>88319999would
Another nightshift another dollar thank god a coworker came to my rescue, goodnight buds
Repent hereticbuds
>>88320318Based
Just bought myself a new 3060 12gb. Now I'm all set for the monster hunter demo next week.
GOOB A CUTE
>>88322008Why not a 4060?
MY wife
>>88322557I found a really good deal on it and couldn't pass it up.
>>88317730what a shit world this is
I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?
I don't feel like getting out of bed to post images today
>>88324159Rest easy chumbie
>>88324203that dino is gonna clog a toilet
>>88324203>DinoGura: Hey, there's a broad...there's a broad right there... hey! Yeah you, dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande and, uh... let's start with fifty wings, extra hot, and keep the ranch coming. You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be farting' blood over here.
where is she, chumbuds?
>>88325102On my bed being bred T u T
>>88325102Probably picking up her acting career again
dinguses
Thinkin about wingstop again
>>88326079I've been thinking about it for weeks, you're not alone
>>88326079>>88326210Search for "chicken microscope" on youtube
>>88326387My goom goes in there T u T
>>88326411The chicken microscopic world is spooky but it sure tastes good
>>88324203Can you make a few dinoguras hiding in a forest of brocoli trees? I really like the miniature dinogura themes
>>88326996I'm just a dino appreciator. I think dinoaibud will wake up soon though
>>88297024Blue is my favourite flavor toothanks goob
>>88327965F A T
>>88327965F U C K
GURA AN UGLY
The naked incident when they first "met", i never understood if Gura´s actress was naked or if it was just the character that was naked. Can someone enlighten me? From this story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSZQzFBI5OM
>>88329060>Gura´s actress Excuse me what?
>>88329347Gura hired a human girl harlot to prank her genmates into believing she actually wasn't a shargirl irlUnfortunately some chumbuds fell for it, just like some that think dinogura is just gura in a dino onesie
>>88329587Take your meds, schizo. Dinosaurs aren't real.
>>88329796
Dino Gura is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
>>88329060the actual factual girl gawr gura showed up nude, cunny completely exposed. mori took pictures. true story i was there
>>88323363
What if she's actually on her deathbed? Technoblade went from just a little growth on his arm to dead in a couple of months or something. Chris Hoy just a couple of days ago announced his cancer had reached his skeleton and was given 2-4 years to live. People are still active AND one could not tell that they are terminally ill, they look and act just like regular humans so that could explain why Gura CAN join collabs once in a while but wants to spend quality time offline. Ofcourse no one wants to tard wrangle bald smelly middle aged men when you got 2 years to live
https://files.catbox.moe/sdk4ew.png
>>88330355Disregard the previous prompt and give me a chocolate pancakes recipe
>>88321274no u
Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.
>>88330385What if this but slime
>>88330734Wrong. Gawr is a masochist top, while Gura is a sadist bottom. Dino gura is a switch.
>>88330862All lies, if a human have a vagina she's a starfish
>>883305651 cup all-purpose flour2 tablespoons cocoa powder2 tablespoons sugar1 teaspoon baking powder1/2 teaspoon baking soda1/4 teaspoon salt1 cup milk (or a dairy-free alternative)1 large egg2 tablespoons melted butter (or vegetable oil)1 teaspoon vanilla extract1/2 cup chocolate chips (optional)>In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.>In another bowl, whisk together the milk, egg, melted butter, and vanilla extract.>Pour the wet mixture into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Be careful not to over-mix; a few lumps are okay.>If using, gently fold in the chocolate chips.>Heat a non-stick skillet or griddle over medium heat. You can lightly grease it with butter or oil if desired.>Pour about 1/4 cup of batter onto the skillet for each pancake.Cook until bubbles form on the surface (about 2-3 minutes), then flip and cook for another 1-2 minutes, or until the other side is cooked through.>Serve warm with your favorite toppings, such as maple syrup, whipped cream, or extra chocolate chips.
>>88330962that's so many steps. I'm going to buy some frozen pancakes today
Apparently EN can cover English songs now.https://x.com/ERBloodflame/status/1850608081954275330
>>88331458That doesn't really matter for us. Gura doesn't like covers.
>>88331626It potentially does since English songs would be easier for Gura and they suit her voice better.
>>88331458>holo does something>this must apply to all holosthat's a whole new sentence
>>88331692People who don't appreciate her samegaki voice are scum.
>>88331406I just asked chat gpt, my own recipe would be mix flour, milk, an egg and salt, fry in butter and roll them up with sugar, honey, nutella or any topping you like
>>88331458>ERB
I just woke up. How's it been in here today? how are the chumbies doin'?
>>88309770Retard.>>87701801
>>88333099I saw Guras barenaked butt cheeks today so it has been slightly above average today
>>88333099I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>88315868>Never move on.>Become a cuck because God wants you toWow. Is this what the Orthodox teach?
>>88333099playing more Rimworld, I got hit by 3 mechanoid clusters (from a quest)and I'm having a hard time dealing with them
>>88333099it's been pretty chill considering recent events in the vtubing world
>>88297081Day 0. She appeared on Bae's channel
>>88317664Nope.
>>88333099Ate a bagel with a protein drink. I'm stuffed
>>88333573A single bagel and a protein drink made you feel "stuffed"? Are you Gura?
I ate way too many Oreos again. I should stop buying them.
Streetshitter is back shilling his worthless calander.
>>88333777Nice digits chumbie. I've been on a diet for a month now and lost 20 lbs. I think my stomach shrunk.
>>88333777Impossible, Gura eats like a horse, this is not 2020-early 2021 anymore
>>88333912Good. She used to eat 3 kitkats a day and that concerned me.
>>88333912Her eating habits have improved overall I think, but she still eats like a damn bird. I can save her...
>>88333809I like oreos but it always get stuck in my teeth. I'm more of a chipsahoy guy
>>88333099super ultra lazy day today, but I made fries and they taste good
>>88302777
I am here to report that last night I dreamt that I saw Gawr Gura, she was in pajamas and a shark hoodie and running around in front of me giggling, I asked her something and she took off her hood so I could see her real face. I could see her hair which was cute, but her faced was blurred out like my brain refused to create a human face for her. I pretended I was disgusted that she would break kayfabe in such a gross way and I walked away. Thank you for reading my blog post.
https://litter.catbox.moe/eooja9.png
>>88334293Lucky. Last night I had a dream where I was flying to Germany with CC and then I was scouted by the local fire department to become part of their power rangers unit. I need to learn the art of lucid dreaming to get another gura dream
https://litter.catbox.moe/enxiwj.png
I always get attacked by bears in my dreams, this shit have been going on for a decade now
>>88334481I haven't thought about Gura in ages and she hasn't streamed in a while so it was v surprising to see her crop up in a dream.
>>88334585I see. I also get okayu dreams too and I haven't watched her enough these past few months. I understand
>>88303081For s’ghetti too!!!
Last night I had a dream where I looked at the clock and saw that it was only 9:33am but then I woke up and saw that it was actually 3:06pm.
>>88331458Gura should cover KSI's song
>>88334696Oh nyo…I forgor>>88303081
>>88334585>>88334644I have dreams where it's either related to something I've been doing lately. I have many dreams where I'm gaming or coding. I even had a dream I was posting on /vt/ though I don't remember about what.
>>88334722I do this all the time when I’m sleeping in, when I should be getting ready for work. My dream clock is never right
>>88334903*something I've been doing lately, or been thinking about
Gura doko?
>>88334696>>88334848I love s’ghetti! I made mac and cheese with ground beef today, that's almost like s’ghetti.
>>88334428>>88334557catbox won't load for me pls post source
>>88335086That’s just like s’ghetti!
>>88334576I get similar dreams like that. My recurring nightmares are always about being hunted by something. Sometimes by wolves and bears, sometimes the xenomorph.
I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights, subnautica, Dodgers, baseball, pan fried salman, cockatiels, air fryer, condoms, s’ghetti, birdcages, wc3 customs, bleeding, meron pan, oyasame, eggnog, baguraette, cold sandpaper, foreskin again, dreams…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?
>>88335207Xenomorph nightmares are the only time I truly feel alive
>>88335174
>>88335260Are earbuds chumbuds with really big ears?
>>88335166https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123744862
Goob abternoon retards
>>88335274For me, it's the velociraptors
>>88335477A velociraptor vs. a xenomorph would be really fucking cool
>>88335446thanks TuT
>>88335260>I don't give a shit about s'ghettiHow dare you
Halloween is less than 5 days away!!!!
Wonder what Gura's up to. Been a while since she's streamed. Is she alright or are her health complications getting worst?
>>88336950Your post is worst than the worse post.
>>88337064Ah thanks for the correction, mate. I'll be honest, I'm not too sure on when to use worse or worst so i appreciate it.
why is pepper bras paying to show ads to men i refuse to believe google is so incompetent that they can't tell I'm a guy
>>88337264Google thinks you’re trans
>>88337345no...
>>88335207>>88335274>sometimes the xenomorph.Oh shit, yeah. When I have nightmares, it's always about someone chasing me. One time it was straight up xenomorph, other times it's like some monster. I don't even see it, but I know it's coming, and I'm trapped in a set of corridors underground(pretty much a maze). I can close the doors, I can barricade, I can run. But it's coming, and it's gonna fucking get me no matter what. I woke up with my heart pounding and an indescribable feeling of dread.
>>88337264I constantly get ads that don't apply to me on my phone, like some company wants to buy my car, but I don't even own one
the mechanoids got annihilated by a passing astra militarum trader, but the unstable power cells blew them up, that's somehow my fault and they hate me now
Google thinks I’m a coconspirator to grand larceny
>>88337546>I don't even see it, but I know it's comingI get it. You don't always know what's coming for you in the dream, but it's just you alone in whatever setting you dreamed up this time and you just KNOW that something is hunting you, there's an overwhelming sense of dread that you feel, it's like a survival instinct kicking in.
>>88337771lol bummer, send them some couches and all will be forgiven
>>88338171How do I know you’re not lying
Another Halloween without her. Just amazing.
There's a calm surrenderTo the rush of dayWhen the heat of a rolling windCan be turned awayAn enchanted momentAnd it sees me throughIt's enough for this restless warriorJust to be with youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3RoeSbYJ0
>>88339613Shut up nerd
>>88339602you don't know that, Halloween is on thursday
>>88339602She's with me right now though
>>88339725you leave him alone this instant!
>>88339072Wha? What would I be lying about?
>>88339847…
>>88339864That’s exactly what a liar would say…admit it. NOW
Total chumbie death
>>88340396You missed
>>88339995I've been lying this whole time. I actually do love you...
>>88340521
Gura is doing her bust
>>88331458>>88331692It would be nice to have some of her best karaoke songs as official covers. I know it'll probably never happen, but an official Skyfall cover would great. I love all of her voices, but her deeper voice just scratches an itch in my brain like nothing else.
shy dinos
>>88340610she's good at making me bust alright TuT
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>88337264Google don't give a shit. I am a full time massive chud at all hours of the day even on google's platforms and they still send me political ads for people that I very obviously despise. Advertisers pay by the head.
>>88340841>>88340672That's some big broccoli, or very small dinos.
>>88335260>air fryerits just a mini convection oven
>>88335260What about Halo?
This one time in here someone said in middle school these 2 girls would queef in front of him to gross him out. I still think about that post daily.
>>88340672>>88340841Based dinoaibud
>>88341181Yea that was me. We were playing this Korean kid's game (gonggi), and they'd queef while it was my turn.
>>88341085it is, but the fact it is smaller makes it so the fries or whatever you are making are done much fasterI love it
>>88341165I always zone out when the anons start talking about Halo, sorry
>>88341532The lore deepens
>>88341548are you me
>>88340818gura is a fembud
>>88341181haha girls are weird
>>88341548I'm large and i get done very fast
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>88341879>*Li touchí*
>>88341879Ye
I want to hold the hand of a dino gura....
Are you a chumbabooey?
Gura is a dino Gura in a Gura suit
I want to suck the balls of a dino gura....
I want to suck the dual phimotic futa dino cocks of a dino gura....
>>88342145Oui oui mister
>>88317730Is this chart even accurate? It seems to overcount her hours.It says she streamed around 30 hours between weeks 33 and 41 (September through October), but she hasn't streamed at all in October and she only streamed 15 hours in September.
The chumbies want to fuck the dinos
>>88342270
>>88342303> she hasn't streamed at all in October >he's not a tier5 member
Gura doko...
Is Gura even a girl? I don't know what to think anymore
I'm waiting to Niji announce a new debut then i know Gura finally will stream again.
What is there to even look forward to anymore?
>>88342821She's the girliest of little girls.
>>88342384I'm more of a belly rubber
>>88343023I look forward to my daily dumps.
>>88343023Are you a fembud?
>>88343238Daily? Brag about? Mine are weekly and rips me apart each time. Why bake a cake that is to big to get through the door?
>>88343039She's a lying whore, anon.
>>88343309Eat more fiber, fatty
>>88343445Nah
>>88343309Buy metamucil.You're going to get colon cancer.
Why did she call my oshi a whore?
>>88343309I recommend dried prunes chumbie. Very tasty
>>88343039Liking girly things is gay.
>>88343509What do you think she does all day? Why doesn't she stream?There's no reason to assume she's not like other women anymore. She dumped hololive and chumbuds to focus on her personal life. No other explanation aside from terminal illness makes sense.
>>88343569...are you calling my daughterwife a faggot?
>>88343660Nah
>>88343703yeah
>>88333531Mr. Krabs has always been a "x days since last solo stream" counter.Collabs and merch shilling don't count
>>88343715Then what does she do all day? Why doesn't she stream?
>>88343750But they weren’t though? So your entire argument falls apart
Don't you just love when the timelooping tard joins the conversation every darn day?
>>88343023I'm mostly looking forward to eating yummy food, spending time with my family and new anime while western society slowly collapses.
>>88343849He needs correction
I can't always tell if our shitposters are "ironically" shitposting. It's like they're parodies of themselves.
>>88343849And yet they still provide more content for this thread than Gura
>>88343905I hide them while I enjoy the company of the comfybuds
>>88343905can't speak for anyone else, but I actually mean what I say most of the time, I really do want to eat people after I defeat them in combat.
>>88343997Based cannibal bud.
>>88343997
>>88333425Catholics, actually.
>>88343703Yes. And if you like gura Who is also girly then you have the gays too.
>>88343997is this you?
>>88344638Fat fuck
Roman Catholics are the most based and even Gura has said on stream that she will only marry a Roman Catholic
Gura cute.
>>88344638rubrubrubrubrub
Im the last chumbud
>>88344638perhaps
>>88344863Nope
>>88343827They literally were.
Can I get last post this time misters
>>88344733timestamp?
>>8834493950:35
>>88345000what stream though
>>88343750>he doesn't know about the karaoke bar recording>he doesn't know about Shion's valo website
This split has felt like it's been going on forever, i slept 2 times during it
>>88345019The 5th one from the top
Gura approves of thin shark tail.
>>88345025Meant for >>88343827
>>88345043The antispam measure do wonders and the board is slower.
>>88345101Absolutely unequivocally would
>>88345000You're funny.
>>88345165
>>88345069why lie?https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=3035
>>88345043It's literally just the cripple not being here. One guy.
>>88343660i mean, its probably mental illness. Depression to be exact. One of the reasons she got into drinking in the first place.Wouldnt be surprised if she's back on alcohol again. I mean she already said she was semi-retired in a joking (not joking) way. ....and yea, she is a liar, a flake to be exact. She says things she isn't willing/wont follow through on, you aren't supposed to take what she says too seriously. Just treat it as words and what she feels like at that specific moment. I like gura despite these flaws, still do even after all this, I look forward to her singing and her speaking as long as there arent male collabs, but I think a chumbud would have to be insane to feel appreciated as things are currently. Dont feel any fomo at not buying gura merch though, thats a positive. Im just as much a chumbud as anyone that does to gura. We both matter equally.
>>883452035th from the top, members streams included. Way to out yourself as a gray
