>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/>Recent jong streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8iwDJZe04M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpOHvg3aSLQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPOMlcs53mA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhZb3AFcUog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesPbV3_TVQ >Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:https://rentry.org/vtjongersJP:https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf(Saint)https://rentry.org/jpvtjongersWant to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !>Jong news: It's almost Halloween!- Khubie: She's a hag now btw, but very good at jong (Sanma)- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aG0OyqSnaA>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Junchan! It's like chanta, but spicy,Related threads>>>/vt/pcg/>>>/vt/fig/>>>/vt/asp/>>>/vt/mayo/>>>/vm/doko>>>/vg/mjgPrevious thread: >>88354449
Attention!No SEX with little girls allowed beyond this post!
I better get a whole mahjong set while trick or treating
I'm in the OP!
>>88436431You finally made the big time
Miko is finally living up to his character
>>88436605
I saved this baby for a future bake as well.
>>88436638
>>88436731That's what you get for not partaking in anal play like a normal person.
I probably shouldn't have drank that so fast...
doraYONON
why would you cut any honors or manzu...
I was supposed to go to the combini today, but I guess I'll go tomorrow
I'm calling collusion
>>88437497I don't defend in friendlies
How much did the fox pay you
>>88437625Hello?
>>88437628there's not defending and then there's suicide
>>88437739if i die, i die
doraGOO
The dama
>>88438423I needed to save my 1000 points...
I shall take refuge here until /mjg/ makes up their mind on which thread is the canonical thread
>>88438498it's the last one made because he was enough of a based retard to bake
skip tsumo and let me farm my infinite renchans
>90 fuLmao, well jonged
I'd never skip a furiten tsumo, that's bad karma
I'm going to Alice
evens - build my dresser odds - build my simrig0 - jack off
>>88439647Good, Good!
Moco doing commentary eventuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElAt33kbyss
>>88439733I really don't want to put this dusty pos back toghether...
>>88439849Does such a contraption improve your mahjong? Do I need to step up my game?
0 and I no friendly november
>>88440210>>88440254Good job
>>88440388What are you smiling about? The koko couch just lost its best yakuman deal in slut for the next month
What are you going to do for an entire month of no jong? You're gonna miss the collab
I'm going home
i can't believe shiroko is fucking dead
evens - Friendly Only November odds - Nurburgring Only November0 - NFN
>>88441937see you in 3 days
>m-league hours
it's going to take weeks to get used to racing in vr again
>>88436396Whats the point of mahjong if you can’t have sex with little girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBffuuzpyeQMahjong with Hana!
>>88449351>name is Hana>doesn't play Hanna
>>88449997
>>88450118
>anon stole my Sara zzZz emote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGAac4meetcMahjong with Gomory!
>>88442564Why is femanon reporting our only goodposter?
>>88454823She's jealous because no man has ever handled her in that way./jong/ has the weakest femanons and they will never groom their perfect husbands.
i can't move layers in photopea using my drawing tablet i have to switch to my mouse >:c
Nya
>>88455310use krita instead
>>88458723I love krita. It's my favorite program to resize images into thumbnail size before drawing red arrows on them.
Khubie and Mitchie Soren are collabingKhubie stream: https://www.twitch.tv/khubiehttps://youtu.be/DOzssJT23X8Mitchie stream: https://www.twitch.tv/mitchiesoren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74L2LOPzX9QMore mahjong with the sword saint
>>88462772Qbs the rc shill…
>>88462772they're playing friendlies, you'll be nice right anon?
Nyagooey
Jong, you are mandated to absolutely destroy any streamer playing friendlies. Why? Because you owe it to the streamer to do your absolute best.
you're supposed to be a jobber to make the streamer happy
>>88466953That's how you end up with streamers like Pippa who think they're good at mahjong.
>>88466790I'm not falling for that, I sniped 10ma in ranked and she ragequit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rer3lPgzVxkShe actually changed from her clash royale to mahjong...
satisfy your ego but make streamers quite or jobb and keep it alive, which way jonger?
Im a trophy hunter, anybody wwith a name worth knowing is simply prey to me
I will post in his memory
i missed the jonging
evens - nordschleifeodds - akagi downhill0 - random
I didn't pull the sheep but bought the skin anyways
>>88471306
>>88471306SAAR DO NOT REDEEM!
>>88471306you'll get the sheep eventually but skins are only rerun once so good job
My life is in shambles
>>88472832welcome to the club
Hello Cynthia~
>>88473635no...
>>88475154your response to "hello" is "no"?no wonder you have no friends
>>88475389no.. he posted the wrong version of the image
>>88473635I hope I'm in that image too one day...
>not in the imageokay jong
>>88475792Yeah...one day {;_;}
>>88473635Hi hi
blue hag. jong. now. please?Majsoul Friends Room 91429(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91429
shapeshifter-kun... how long have you been playing mahjong soul?
2/4 btw
where is everyone?
3/4 ;(
I'm at work.
I should have clicked join
and i'm leaving tongo to work :/
i guess i should just grind ranked until i get to expert... started btw
>>88477868Stream it.
no
>>88478928:<
>>88479054idk how
>>884791761. install OBS, its free2. link to youtube account3. mess around in settings4. hit go live
What if I stream on twitch?
>>88479400link it to your twitch account then
>>88479400Download obs, make account, get streamkey, settings again while inputting stream key, then hit go live
>>88479400That would actually be faster because YouTube makes you wait 24 hours before letting you go live the first time.
>>88477290WJ
well jonged! my first win in ages!
>>88481861Me when I’m manifesting the last deal in tile
I am the unluckiest mahjong player alive.
>>88483990post proof
>>88483990are you trying to get an innocent /mjg/ banana branded or did you pass him on the amae unlucky leaderboard
You're not going to derank AGAIN are you an-on~~?
you opponents are retarded
JongI miss Pippa uuuuuuhttps://youtu.be/2vh_mde6HQw
>>88485721>red hag>no red hag in video
why does blue hag keep avoiding me?
>>88486162pink hag, red hag, same thing
>>88486162>I used the wrong oneFuck, my PC refuses to load icons since waking up so I was working blind and angry
>>88486325check your c drive, if it's full/near full it won't load icon cache
you forgot to take your meds again, blue hag isn't real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXH1Sg-FH0Ninner has her breasts out and is luckshitting. very sleepy
>>88488985UUUuuu
>>88490371she has disappeared for unknown reasons
i hate meds. i know blue hag is real.
bunbuns sex skin looks like batatvideogames
>>88491933Who?
someone post THAT catbox
wish i was jongin rn
>>88492349moriko kyoho of girls fuck cocks https://x.com/BatAtVideoGames
>>88492847Sorry, I meant who was bunbun.
>>88493041bunbun
sittin in car, decide to log into mjs to get daily jade. get jump scared by yuzu login blog at full blast through Bluetooth blessed
>>88493155Yuzus blessings upon thee faithful anon
>let me in your car anon
The cylinder 4 mod in my car is leaking
you reminded me that one of the car talk hosts died and now I'm going to binge relisten to it
Matatabihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aSAHmp76yc
>>88490371the BITCH just hit DAISUUSHI as DEALER!!!
>>88496061cow
>>88492760https://mjgbooru.com/post/5589
(「•ω•)「
>>88497955I meant the bat one
>>88497996Whats the bat one? (´⊙ω⊙`)
>>88497955Are you telling me w*men play this game?!?!
>>88498280No, just fags.
>>88497996https://files.catbox.moe/mobj99.mp4
evens - do nothing odds - do nothing 0 - sheep 10 pull
Hey anon! Earth to anon! It's your turn.
no it isn't
To do what
>>88498280at least one of those toys is specifically shaped to stimulate an organ only males have in the butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxQwiidUadQReid still jongin'
Thread death approaches
I baked mjg sorry
>>88504689you can always play ranked...
>>88504707I'm not home.
>>88504744just play mahjong in your mind then
>>88504765Ok.
I just dealt into a dama pinfu in my mind
I log reviewed my deranking mind game and all of my wait was in the deadwall
maybe you wait sucked, what were you in tenpai for
14p riichi nomi, I needed ura
I just furiten double rii'd a chiihou and dealt into a dama chiitoi on my 4th discard in my mind hanchan
hope you got shadowrealm'd
I can't visualize the mahjong...I have no internal monologue...
I'm out in the bush getting bitten by ants while people in vests keep giving conflicting orders on where to stand. My feet hurt.
>>88505088maybe you can play it as a text adventure
E1 I'm dealer. I discard aka 5s.I emote.
>>88505407I tsumo a chiihou
wj
You didn't roll your dice
you didn't flip the dora
I go to draw my tile, my arm locks up and I knock over the entire wall. I chombo
I go to swap my wall with the one I stacked during shuffling, you discard a 9mRon, chuuren poutou
Jong is bad for you
so is alcohol, but I'm still drinking
Im so fucking tired someone come hit me with a mallet so I fall asleep
>>88510291Okay but you have to hit me first so in an sleep
I can*
No time for sleep.Just Hana.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezEAFpG3fc4
>>88510356Odds i watch hanaEvens i dont watch hana0 i shove my face between her legs and domesticate her with multiple orgasms
odds I go to sleep evens I go to sleep 0 I go to sleep00 I kill myself
>>88510670
>>88510670gud nai
Gari still livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooKODmysqas
Does anyone else just ejaculate when they get a rinshan?
Nyaa~~
>~~
i hate being a wagie, i wish i could just jong all day
>>88518582Why do you replace suffering with more suffering?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PEw2hz6NNwMahjong!
>>88519638The tier list goes, from most to least sufferingWagie (retail)Wagie (other)Dead by DaylightMahjong
>>88522272>pisses in your bed while you're asleep without waking you upNothing personal, kid.
Someone should stream.Like (You).
0 go live1-9 go sleep
If I just like vtuber music am I allowed in /jong/?
>>88525673like half the people here don't watch vtubers at all
>>88525673what's your favorite song?
>>88525673Yeah, who's going to stop you?
>>88525729I like all the Taku Inoue stuff, suisei, pekomiko, and this one is pretty cool https://soundcloud.com/v8schwester/shiny-smily-story-411-j-core-bootleg
>>88525972good taste, I was already following that soundcloud and have a bunch of taku inoue im@s songs on my flow playlist
>Pippa said she wanted to jong with chinchilla on the kudoboard last nightwill she finally show up to chinchilla's viewer games tonight
>>88525591Maybe tomorrow I plan on soft debuting my new model as long as I complete it tonight
Why do I need youtube to tell me that Nina got a yakuman ealier?
>>88528911because you didn't read >>88496061
>>88528911Because you didn't backread.
Oh, I didn't search for the right term. Should've looked for "bitch" and not "nina" or "yakuman"
>>88528984"Cow" would have gotten you there too, just one post down.I'll make sure to refer to Nina as the cow bitch whore slut just to cover the words that apply to all women.
>>88529437
Okay I admit, I'm addicted to watching Nina lose, shes the only streamer I watch
>>88529793Good niina makes cute noises when she loses and shows off her slutty cleavage. Really shes the optimal mahjong streamer.
>>88530131>slutty cleavageWe can go... bigger...
Nina needs to step up her game.
>>88530442Bigger...
>>88530770How big do you need your mahjongs to be?
>>88531028the bigger the breasts, the higher the rank. pippa and khubie are completely flat, so they suck at mahjong.
skill is stored in the heart
>>88532001So the heart DOES make boobies big!!!
Flat chested femanon should post her bare, flat tits next to her mahjong stats to prove us all wrong.
Yeah that would show me and I would start thinking about women as human beings with thoughts and feelings worth listening to.
I can't post my tits, but I could post my 250 pound beer belly
>>88533011Do it femanon
>>88533049I was lying
THAT UNCOUTH WHORE LIED HOW COULD SHE DO THIS SHOW US THE BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways im going to go have sex
Yeah, with MIKOANON
>>88535768Can you take the long way, I need a few more minutes.
>>88536010Ok its been 12 minutes open the fucking door
>>88536713Since you asked so rudely, no.
Fine I’ll just sit here and goon on your front porch your family and friends are going to think youre a freak for letting this happen
>>88537066You aren't on my front porch. I would've seen you there on the cams and come out to tell you to fuck off.
>>88537186>thinks his cameras arent compromisedgot some bad news for you retard
>>88537401Alright, I'll look out the window.
>>88537401
>>88537498
Qbs twitter is so girlfailurecore
jong? with anons? i'm so tiredMajsoul Friends Room 31902(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31902
>>88540563The jellyjongerI have to go out in 3 minutes so I can't...
2/4
i'm not sure if jong is reclining or if anons suddenly hate me...
Its not you, its me...
sorry can't right now i'm already playing vidya with friends
I don't want to get out of bed
>the french has friends and (You) don't
i guess right now is not a good time, i'm so sorry, loli-anon.
>>88541082play on your phone, you wouldn't let the jellyjonger down, right anon?
>>88540563closed
Jellyjonger machine broken
poor jongless jelly
I was going to join but nevermind
SHAKE THE KITTY
dont shake the kitty
SEX THE KITTY
doko
Majsoul Friends Room 47547(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47547
>>88549717started
wait this isn't a normal south game
>>88550987?
im in furiten. again
>>88551188Why?
>>88551319because i'm fucking stupid and i'm tired and you keep avoiding me
didn't realize I was in china
>>88551703??
are you hallucinating or something anon?
I think I understand why you loop now
>clown-on-clown violencei'm so sorry, fellow clown...
>>88552673
>>88549717wj
i won but i killed my fellow cute clown, so did i really win?
>>88549717Well jonged
>>88553444That jorb is jorbin
Vroom vroomhttps://youtu.be/Bg6BtrBpJZ8
>>88553525that's because it's jorbin' time please kill me
hopefully all of those baimans fixed jellyjongers mentaru
i was having a menhera moment due to personal and work reasons. losing so badly kinda gave me emotional damage. but i like playing jong with you guys. that's the only reason i'm still here.
>>88557152This is how we get lia into mahjong
>i wake to another day of chiitoi sill being a valid yaku
lmao at that 58p waitcompletely dead from the start
and then it gets dealt anyway
is it jongstalking night?
>>88559866If you wanna watch me slowly bleed points in third I guess
>>88560118third is the most boring result, please start doing better or worse
>>88560252If I could start doing better I would...
do worse then
>>88560411But I wanna rank up
>>88560490i wanted to watch you rank up, but i have come to terms with the fact that that's not happening and you need to too
>>88560490
oh i missed pippa doing whatever she was doingi think pippa should jong
>>88560571Bruh...>>88560723I'm leaving again, you can't stop me
>>88560773I'll come down there and gatekeep you if I have to
look at him go
Memory is learning jong
>>88562006I hope that gets Pico back into it, she hasn't played ranked in almost 6 months
Ranked is lame and gay
>>88562249It's good for streaming, I don't want to watch people play east games with their viewers, collabs are the best though
I don't want to watch people playing mahjong when I can play mahjong instead
i dont want to watch anyone play mahjong or play mahjong but i've yet to find an alternative
I don't want to play mahjong when I can watch people playing mahjong instead
i want to play mahjong and watch people play mahjong
i want to watch people watching people play mahjong as they lose their fucking minds at the misplays
I'm going to force you all to play in blitz rooms so you play faster
>>88563856Blitz is foreplay, blitz+no-tip is the good stuff
>>88564011No, this is horrible.
Why do you need tips
you need the tips, every time it's no tips you guys drop the dora super early and I refuse to believe you know it's the dora
>>88564601i do that even with tips
>>88564601Sakigiri
>>88564372I don't want to think. I play for fun and stressing out over tiles is not fun.
I WILL drop dora turn 1I WILL riichi a 0 tile waitI WILL not be able to see genbutsu(YOU) WILL BAKE OH FUCK OH GOD
fine but only because chinchilla is jonging soon
I won a game of blitz no tips open hand
I baked>>88565588