/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Everything is on Fire EditionThread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/Research 2: https://vt.poi.cat/Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5oggg7aSEF.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreporthttps://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6IwThread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/Previous Thread: >>88384012
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning ReviewToday's Starting Liquid begins at $2,677,795.21.Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 21):>Fuwamoco :: $43,405.91 [3.44% over Avg]>Hajime :: $18,499.74 [57.36% over Avg]>Koseki :: $17,352.99 [5.05% over Avg]>Aruran :: $7,452.27 [91.39% over Avg]>Izuru :: $5,772.99 [19.30% over Avg]>Roberu :: $5,638.25 [30.26% over Avg]>Rexford :: $4,527.96 [76.00% over Avg]>Melfissa :: $3,308.43 [1.34% over Avg]>Sana :: $2,525.96 [3.84% over Avg]>Hakka :: $2,090.71 [35.35% under Avg]Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 76):>Calliope :: -$123,298.75 [58.25% under Avg]>Kiara :: -$122,045.37 [46.32% under Avg]>Miko :: -$103,272.25 [40.34% under Avg]>Ui :: -$73,895.55 [33.20% under Avg]>Kanata :: -$47,816.16 [79.34% under Avg]>Hololive :: -$38,584.36 [7.84% over Avg]>Pekora :: -$35,874.13 [28.86% under Avg]>Koyori :: -$31,800.60 [44.82% under Avg]>Polka :: -$27,066.72 [7.68% under Avg]>Zeta :: -$26,065.45 [12.11% under Avg]Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):>Kanata :: 33.32%>Marine :: 23.42%>Miko :: 22.62%>Calliope :: 19.23%>Suisei :: 11.54%>Okayu :: 9.52%>Lui :: 8.62%>Pekora :: 7.26%>Kiara :: 6.47%>Watame :: 6.39%Overall Average Adjustment is -$8,086.47Average Upward Adjustment is $5,667.67Average Downward Adjustment is -$11,696.93Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Coco, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you've been bogged.
>week 57!!! happy halloween waooooo!!! current value: $3,738,667,068,757.55 current price: $2,001,535.37 current volume: 1,861,691 last payout per share: $39,632.91 today too is the best day to buy koyolabo! thank you for your support!! KOYOLABO TOP 4?!? TO THE TOP! WAOOOOOO koyote scientists continue to prepare for the next moontrip!! share price over 2 million!!! we began at 10k! WAO! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ-koyolabo weekly investor report! the wao of tommorrow, today!
the sites running really good today!
>>88451458*elite four
Seiso Market UpdateSponsored by: GlowiesAND IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN edition.>Market is on fire (much like my life...)>It's so over that even the homos are up.>Hajime and Pochi are still trying to hold on. With Hajime almost hitting 300k (new tiktok meme?)>Don't get baited by Ui.Fire Sale so BUY BUY BUY!>Calli - music>Kiara - music>Kanata - a shit coin but it's cheap.>Miko - she can have her moments. >Nene - a little high, but that Hiatus will end any moment now...any...moment...now...>Bae - Is Bae even a music coin? Idk she just acts like one.>Kaoru - this homo is really cheap and unpredictable. These are just my Seiso pick-ups of the day. You can still buy others but thats on you.Let me know if I missed anything from the chaos.Stay Seiso, amigos! (and hopefully the soundpost works...)
>>88452365it didn't work.
>>88452365waooo! smu love!no sound for me
As punishment for my tardness, we will go un-seiso today.
>>88453303waoooo! marilamy are a good influence!
>>88453303white?
May as well set up a script that restarts the server every hour at this rate
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>>88449253thanks for the review!>>88451458thanks for the investor report!>>88452365thanks for the update!
>>88453996thanks for the you!
>>88453919Try again now-tdev
Good day to buy kanatasokanataso=yonkisei=towaGood day to buy towa
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I WANT TO BUY THE ORCAI WANT TO SELL THE ORCAI WANT TO START A MUTUAL FUND FOR THE ORCAI WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE ORCAI WANT TO MAKE HOT PASSIONATE LOVE TO THE ORCAI WANT TO SNIFF THE ORCAI WANT TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF THE ORCAI WANT TO WASH THE ORCAI WANT TO IMPREGNATE THE ORCAI WANT TO START OF LOVING FAMILY WITH THE ORCA
cash
Seems like a good day to buy funds
Woe, I am no longer regular. Yea verily, my bowels are running on whatever schedule they please.
>>88470477eat more publix
>>88470477huh sounds like me...
>>88473359seiso...!
chama poster working overtime
lets watch saw for movie night!some of them!
Seiso Events Update!!!!!Tis the season for Holo Events!Birthdays, Anniversaries, Relays, etc.Lives confirmed:>Matsuri BDay Live (even though her bday is in July)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKc5qSSWJQs>Calli 3D Live Concerthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7gTC10XLEBirthdays >Axel (Nov 1)>Zeta (Nov 7)>Aruruandeisu (Nov 11)>Cecilia (Nov 11)>Wamy (Nov 15)>Nerissa (Nov 21)>Noel (Nov 24)Anniversaries for November>AZKi (Nov 15) This is an important one, so don't forget it!>Jurard (Nov 18)>Goldbullet (Nov 18)>Octavio (Nov 18)>Crimzone (Nov 19)>La+ (Nov 26)>Lui (Nov 27)>Koyori (Nov 28)>Chloe (Nov 29)>Iroha (Nov 30)When in doubt, Stay Seiso.
>>88483595Thanks for the events update!
Oh my
>>88470997The line's always too fokken long...>>88481351Put it up to a vote. They kinda sucked, and I saw at least one of them (3?) opening day.Regardless, movie night officially CANCELLED this week and next. WATCH LOTB3
Goodnight anons
>>88493787ANON WAKE UP!she's still live lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEmgm61cQjE
>>88494293no fucking way...
>>88494430Way
>>88493787ANON WAKE UPITS 10
die
I can't sleep
>>88483595waoween!
