>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodyWhat change you make to save the company from fail?
move the company to the US in an attempt to avoid japanese perms autism
>>88454650Mandatory Gura pissing streams
I dont fucking know, why are you asking me? They're doing fine.
>>88454650Should we really be discussing business during intimacy?
>>88454650>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodyNo I haven't I'm not gay. Unless it's Aqua crew.
>>88454650task me to wash all of azkis panties
>>88454650>>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodyAnd you guys call the Holostars homos...
>>88454819Yagoo is a fan of all his girls, therefore he is also aqua crew
>>88454650all homostars have to give me blowjobs before they are handed their paychecks. if they don't swallow they have to wait another month
>>88454650Fire homos Fire Mori
>>88454650>save the company from fail?That means YOU want money, lots of them. Hired a FWMC adjacent vtuber (ex-idols). Problem solved.
Nothing he can do. Public company, only responsibility is to shareholders.
>>88454650fire your english tutor
>>88454650>>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodycum
>>88454650Jus primae noctis becomes a core tenant of the company, and all new hires, tubers and staff alike, are subject to it. The first week will be going through the company backlogs.
>>88454650I am not gay, i'll leave the thrusting to homostars that do it daily
>>88454698>move the company to the US in an attempt to avoid japanese perms autismWere you in cryosleep when Nintendo went after American let's players for playing Nintendo games and got their channels demonetized?Dipshit.
>>88455187Even though Vesper hired Mori
>>88455726WTF Vesper is too powerful... my knees are bending on their own...
>>88455726He couldn't keep getting away with it...
1. Force all the talents to relocate to Japan or force them to resign to keep them from ruining themselves with western influences2. More collabs between JP and EN to have more unity3. Remove obvious freeloaders like Fauna who don't care about idol culture4. Give up on homos5. Poach talents more aggressively (Pomu etc)
>>88456071Mint doesn't wanna join hololive.Also>Fauna seethe out of nowherehello faunaschizo!
>>88456248I'm not the faunaschizo. I just really dislike bringing normies like her who don't care about JP or idol culture. I don't know what the faunaschizo's reasons are for hating her
>>88456306You will be Japanese, king
>>88454650I creampie yagoo and marry him to take ownership of half his assets
>>88454650Roll out an experimental company program that encourages all the girls to make a secondary channel where they can do whatever the hell they want on it, within reason. Reason being probably don't say nigger on stream and don't comment on footage of Russians being killed with drones.
>>88454759Oh yeah then explain why none of the new EN girls have over 300k subs after many months
>>88454650Bigger investment in Sketches and MVs. This is something the talents seem to be doing on their own. Fix it.
1. Force all the talents to relocate to Japan or force them to resign to keep them from ruining themselves with western influences2. Forget to new their visas, whoopsie doodle3. Ruin all their plans, they can't even stream4. Drive them to graduation5. All that's left are the homos
>>88457956Anon?
>>88454698>can’t play or cover songs anymore since US perms for songs will fuck you over instantly
Us just about making them whore less
>>88460286I meant 400k
>>88454650A few years ago or so, people were making threads about needing more and more new gens to keep interested. I kept trying to explain to them that it was a bad decision and wouldn't make sense unless they broaden their audience, cut their existing stable of talents down, and they should focus more on making further developing existing talents. I got a lot of push back and shit talk from other anons. In current year pretty much everything I said is coming to pass.If it was up to me though I would expand more to broader audiences, let more stale and slacking talents go, and refocus hiring of talents to select those that are trying to innovate.
>>88454650Cancel holoearth, take the company private, cut down on meetings, force everyone to be on the same page with calendars and scheduling so nobody ends up triple booked, and dedicate a team to proactively get perms and fight for perms.
>>88460806>Oh yeah then explain why none of the new EN girls have over 400k subs after many months
>>88454650No homo
>>88454650Make Mori the CEO
>>88460806I know numbers are hard but please stop embarrasing yourself any further.
Full integration of Hololive and Holostars while introducing a new "invader" mixed gender gen full of legacy Youtubers and Twitch streamers featuring 3 Vinesauce members (Vinny, Limes, Joel), Northerlion, Adam from Oneyplays, and iHasCupquake.
>>88457956>>88460806Maybe that's they're fault
>>88454650Get rid of investors in one way or anotherStop management autism Fight to stop perm autism (impossible in Japan so maybe relocating elsewhere would be an option)Take the shark at gunpoint so she would actually streamBeat the shit out of the T-Rex homo so that he can stop being constantly an utter moronRecruit actually competent managers
>>88462769As much as I like watching the homos and like it when there's collabs with hololive, a mixed gen would be an incredibly bad idea
>>88454650>have just thrustWhy are you gay?
can i just play devils advocate about permsrealistically what do people expect or want cover to do? just let them play whatever games and sing whatever songs they want on stream?what happens if the predictable effect is people start hitting them with legal strikes and threatening to take down the entire company if they dont comply, what about the PR drama news cycles and people saying the violating streams werent even that good or whatever, what about drama with the talents and either they apologize (cover will be the bad guy for "forcing" them to apologize) or talents will get further stressed out about inconveniencing others even if cover doubles down, which would force companies to also double down from warnings to threats even harder
>>88460806gomene goalpost-chan
>>88454650thrust the girls instead and let them do their projects again after I cum inside them
>>88454650>Replace the EN project manager in 2021 when it was obvious he was pouring gasoline on a fire>Quickly and quietly work out a deal with the model redesign fights that were going on with HoloEN>Have a management team specifically for the EN branch that understands western culture
ESL ass OP... Mandatory sex with the CEO
>>88455855He didn't ... he's the Icarus of hololive
>>88454650cum
>>88461705This, invest in indie games instead of holoearth
>>88463053Perms autism is impossible to solve. Copyright trolls and strikes are inevitable once you grow beyond a certain size and that ship has long sailed for Hololive. Even if Capcom didn't do it first someone else would have done it. Even the asinine suggestions like relocating elsewhere wouldn't work because Youtube itself would deplatform you if you chose to ignore the strikes. They could possibly start streaming on a platform that doesn't give a shit about these types of regulations, but that in itself has a myriad of problems like greatly diminished user bases alongside the repercussions of tanking their reputation.
>>88454650Eehhh maji? OP is a massive faggot!
>>88466480i completely agree and that's why i think "perms autism" is one of the weakest attacks on the company right noweven if talents graduate and stream things they couldnt in cover while not caring about perms anymore, that doesnt make the actual perms problem within cover go away, it just means cover hasnt yet solved the issue of cover corp benefits vs indie convenience
>>88454650Off the top of my head:>Talk to the talents that left, find out what caused them to do so and if a change in company policy would've prevented it>Talk to current talents that don't stream much, find out what's going on and if there's anything the company can do to help>Make it so that former talents that are now indies are no longer blacklisted from being interacted with
>>88454650contract and paid at least 5 coordinators per branch, holy shit lol
>>88454650>>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodynigga... what?
>>88454650ask Delutaya to collab with Polka.
>>88454650Fire all the homos.Allocate the homo funds into the HoloEN branch and invest it into long term development for the chuubas meaning use those funds to get the girls project going. After that I'll call sora and fubuki into my office for a hot hag threesome.
>>88465702holoindie already exists congrats for showing you know nothing about hololive not surprising considering that 99% of the posters in this retarded bait thread know nothing about hololive but still have to post their shit here.hell its not even worth calling it shitposting since shit can at least be used as a fertilizer. post worth straight up nothing. nothing posting
>>88454650ReGLOSS 2.0, and actually invest in my studio.
>>88470826okay, tranny. seethe.
>>88454650Fire managment, ask Pekora and Marine to train new managers.
>>88461705Sorry anon, realistically NONE of those will happen.
>>88471968Lol @ homobeggar seethe This still hurts you huh https://streamable.com/s0r0wi
>>88454650Fix HoloEarthFix HoloALT
>>88454650I can't, Yagoo has a Guardian Spirit Beast.
>>88454698First post worst post.
>>88457956Not only you are lying, but also pulling out arbitrary metrics out of your ass. Fucking retard.
>>88460806Smartest numbermonkey ladies and gentlemen
>>88460806>muh digits
>>88454650make a statement to apologize to Ina ASAPfire all homos fire questionable whores like Olliefire Kanaurufire all fujo managers who aren't into otaku cultureless merch no more forced unity bullshit, just let the girls be themselves only the best for Gura, accept no less impose a system of meritocracy, talented = more opportunities for you
>>88454650>>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodythats quite the wording
>>88481612>less merchretard.
>>88472676you mean FBK and Mori, otherwise we'll end up right back where we started
>>88461705I don't think they have the capital to go private
>>88454650Stop relying on streaming
>>88454650Hololive alternative
>>88454650YAGOO WE NEED THE HOLO GACHAYAGOO WE PROVED YOU IT'S FREE FUCKING MONEY
>>88455726>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepoverActually the only point I don't know anything about. When was this?
>Let me teach you how to run a company.
>>88454650>>you have just thrust inside of yagoo's bodyThat's his wifes job
>>88465702I am thinking more licensing out to small studios looking to make names for themselves. Those games will have guaranteed sales and mindshare due to Holofans rampant consumerism, the girls get more games to play with no fear of perms, and you can spread Hololive to people who play certain genres but do not know of vtubers. Look at what Games Workshop did for Warhammer video games, tons came out because they put the franchise out for near anyone to license, alot were nothing special, but some became beloved.
>>88454650fire gura and watch how the power vacuum plays out
>>88494493What power vacuum
>>88454650>just thrust inside of yagoo's body...
>>88454650Bring back solo hires
>>88454650Why are you gay?
>>88492486it just works
>>88454650make a rule that any and all members should not express their opinions no matter how correct or stupid they are
>>88454650More '""""non-holo'''' chuubas like Nodoka
>>88454650Affiliates for indies
>>88454650ID4 now
>>88461705>cut down on meetings >force everyone to be on the same page with calendars and scheduling so nobody ends up triple bookedThis is a contradiction.
>>88502865Then what? Literally act like corpo drones?
>>88454650Kill myself and riku so that these dogshit companies die out.
>>88495978If you think the dogs can fill that Vacuum then you be crazy
>>88454650hire manager to rape shark if her dont stream
