A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!Dori-ween party! Edition~>Her Youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird>Her Twitch channelhttps://www.twitch.tv/dokibird>Her VOD channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs>Her Twitterhttps://twitter.com/dokibird>Her Shophttps://dokimerch.com/>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's coverhttps://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U?si=g3kqVTj7UkkwBaIZ >STREAM The Final Heist MVhttps://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I?si=uatIdcUsvfrq_ZgR >OP Saucehttps://x.com/hitominty_/status/1851325657214828641Previous thread: >>88451256>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEthttps://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7whttps://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwUhttps://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA?si=jsLjFUYk3RSNypkF https://gofile.io/d/fm7vlM>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM?si=M2XEika5sZ1JIEG7 >Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery>Our Divegrass team pagehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)
This weeks schedule!
>>88530103cute
https://youtu.be/KJdk6oZSKuA How do we trick Doki into playing a racing game again?
>>88530103BASED HITOMINTY OP!>>88530259By tricking her into Sonic racing game
>>88530259I want her to play Need for Speed Underground 1.
>>88530753Cute
>>88530259She should play Driv3r because it's a fun retarded game.
>>88530103>Dori-weenSurely you mean Dokiween right?
>>88532136Whoops didn't realize that mistake
>>88532136But the k key is so far from the r key, how tf did they fuck up
>>88530753>>88531170Both based, personally I want the good old Re-volt!
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1851742326642872450She got a bread knife! The brat already in position to beg!
>Gets a bread knife still fucks up the slicesI love our Dumbird wife kek https://x.com/dokibird/status/1851742326642872450
Not gonna lie, she FUCKED UP that bread. I think the knife's a bit dull.
>>88532838>paper plate
>>88532723I guess I shouldn't be surprised someone else was thinking it'd be good content.https://youtu.be/XxQb9GfG-zY
>>88532838>>88532941Holy dumb bird... She is just like me...
>>88533023She would've scratched tf outta some ceramic plates with that knife desu
>>88533023>>88533137She should really get a proper chopping board while she's at it too.
>>88532838>>88532941Doki...
>>88532838>>88532941
>>88533238She'll be getting one tomorrow, don't worry!
>>88533508>Mintoboard
>>88533137You shouldn't be cutting bread on a plate of any material - that's just madness. Better to just cut on the bare countertop.
She is 2 steps ahead of us, you can't beat her logic!
>>88534009I could never live without a dishwasher to be honest.
>>88534009IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY CUTTING BOARDS THEN JUST CUT ON THE COUNTERTOP. IT'LL FUCK YOUR KNIFE UP BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL GET DECENT SLICES. DON'T CUT A LOAF OF BREAD ON A PAPER PLATE.
>>88534073I've never even so much as seen one my entire life.
>>88534295W-what?
>>88534295You ok goon?
>>88534073I grew up in a house without a dishwasher - I now have one but I sometimes still manually clean things because I find it relaxing. Maybe I'm just weird.
>>88534628I always assumed it's purely an American thing. I don't know anyone who has one.
>>88534810I'm an EUgoon and I know only a handful of people that don't have a dishwasher. It's a basic kitchen appliance here.
>>88534981I'm also an EUgoon but probably further to the east than you.
>>88534009I'M MAD NOW
>>88534810jesus bro even pakistan has dishwashersyou in fucking estonia or something?
>>88534981>>88535106I'm a Britgoon and they're fairly common but only usually in houses built in or after the 80s. There's just not enough room for them in average houses built before that.
>>88535402I'm fairly sure they're more common in Estonia than here. Having a hilariously hard time finding actual data on this though.
>https://x.com/iam_cryo/status/1851751908673048916/photo/1
>>88536150Count Dokula my beloved
It's all good goons, she didn't tear the bread with the bread knif- wait, what do you mean with>I only had wooden knives
>>88536309Doki...
>>88536309>wooden knives????
>>88536553Cafeteria-tier cutlery...
>https://x.com/an_Owlette/status/1851742857377321177
>>88536309>>88536659I can fix her...
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1851661546470199396Found Doki's next collab game
>>88536799Bruh
eepy... Quick nap before Doki
>>88537402Rest well goon o7
I will find where Doki lives, not to sex her, but just to teach her how to use a fucking kitchen. Jesus Christ.
>https://x.com/North158/status/1851434966657167843
>>88536799KINO
>>88537654You can't fix her, anon
>>88537654>not to sex her>*fucking* kitchenWe can see right through you, goon.
>>88536799LMAO
>>88536799>watch trailer>KEIKAKU DOORI
>>88536770i can make her worse
>>88536696JESAS
>https://x.com/icesticker/status/1851750749216161953
>>88538469that's adorable
>>88538469CUTE ART STYLE
>>88538469This one is really good, might bake the next one with this.
>>88536659>Steals the last bread from some old granny>Puts bread on a paper plate.>Has to go buy a breadknife as she doesn't have one.>Tears the bread while trying to slice it.>Grabs the bag of butter out of the fridge>Spreads it with her wooden knife.
Doki EXTRA soon!
>>88538469Very cute.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPYHin1j0AM
Starting Now!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPYHin1j0AM&ab_channel=Dokibird
STARTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPYHin1j0AM
Chances that the bread slice will be the very first topic?
>>8854128380%
>>88541283SOONAFTER KETTLE
>They speak American
>London drugslmao (I'd have to travel 200 miles and spend £300 to get to that).
>Doki likes spicy nudes
Bachelor Doki...
I genuinely don't understand how she doesn't have any kitchen utensils considering she went to university. I still have teaspoons and a knife from my uni days which was nearly ten years ago.
>>88542082I can save her...
I CAN FIX DOKI
we are never getting another bento stream at this rate...
>Carbonara BuldakWhy Doki, WHY
>>88542145Ok Mint
>>88542082>>88542145>>88542180You can't fix her
>still hasn't picked up the trash can
>>88542267
>>88542244I'm so sorry Italians...
>>88542267I don't have to, I can cook and have utensils, drive, etc
>>88542267What do you mean she is perfect.
architects!
Imagine the Farts tho.
oh just doki being doki thats why i became a mum so my kids could wash the dishes ... jokes aside i dont think anyone i know don't have a dish washer in 2024
Just buy Indomie noodles - you can buy 40 packs from Amazon for virtually nothing and they taste great just by themself.
>no pan>mention of microwaving eggsbros imma kill myself
>>88541283>>88541367>>88541671There it is!
>Doki is coping
bitch you live like this
I'm taking so much psychic damage from this
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
F
even OBS crashed from embarrassment
>Anyway>DiesWhat a timing.
Rate the stream.
We're back!
Heh
Dragoons would you be a willing to be a house husband for Doki ?
>>88543007Yes
I was listening to the stream on the drive home on and off so I don't crash, was she actually reusing a plastic ramen bowl?
>>88543007YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbf3rOkOKFU
it just works
At least she didn't left mail on a stove and nearly burned entire house like Filian
>>88543007Yes. I can save her...
>>88543007YES>>88543115Wtf?
>>88543007Yes I can and WILL fix her
YES IT FUCKING DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE - AND YES IT DOES MAKE THE CUT WORSE. Doki please!
>>88543115Please tell me it was a bit...
DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?
>>88543115Filian...
>>88543115What if Filian and Doki do a cooking collab, how bad will it be?
>>88543007Yes I will! I may not be much better, by God I will do my best!!
>>88543115Why the fuck would you even put mail on a stove...
>>88543007I will do it purely because she frustrates me so much with her living situation.
>>88543184Nope https://youtu.be/QesTLWsXteY?si=rMYvraSim5bjTyjz>>88543264Entire building would be on fire
Saloon would never...
JUST BUY SLICED BREAD AND A CROCK POT
>>88543264The whole building would burn down
>>88543291no thoughtshead empty
>>88543184 It wasn't a bit; she had to go to someone else's house to do a cooking stream with Neuro and Vedal a few days later - in which Neuro tried to kill her by encouraging her to heat up a lava lamp in a stove top.
>>88543322Classic filly
That was a bit frustrating... She really has to take care of herself more.
https://x.com/EnnuikalART/status/1851513886496997518Offtopic, but doki in this, imagine
>>88543322>>88543517Jesus Christ.
Watching Vtubers made me realize how many of them are clumsy and lazy Like how the fuck you don't know how to cook or clean a toilet.Those are like basic skills.
>>88543662It's making me realise just how much she relied on her parents for a lot of this ngl...Makes me really hope I'm not anywhere like this when I eventually do manage to live on my own.
>>88543800>Like how the fuck you don't know how to cookAren't most Americans like that?
>>88543800Anon, they are vtubers for a reason
>ez>dies immediately
>another FNAF cloneDamn!>>88543800Most vtubers are mentally ill or a mess...
>>88543800It's really baffling to me considering she went to university. Unless she was one of the tiny number who lived at home then I don't understand how she could possibly be so incompetent when it comes to general domestic things. I get the impression that Americans tend to be treated like babies and looked after a lot when they're at uni but are Canadians like that too?
Mint is mentally well.
>>88544389surely
WE ARE COSTCO GUYShttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Cn_7osFVw8https://youtu.be/X6OowkRjVLc?si=5H_sylY_DSYJ9r2Z
>MeetCanyon mentionI would love for her, MeetCanyon, and Wendigoon to discuss obscure cursed vids and fanfictions.
holy kek the scream
The good thing about this slop "horror" games is that they still make Doki scream lmao
>Generic Vidya Chase Sequence but with a few added elements for tensions sake>Doki: PANIKWouldn't have it any other way honestly...
>>88544855We really need a heart rate monitor for horror games.
>>88544977Tru, the only time we really did have that was when she played Alien Isolation as Selen.
>cartoon level graphics>slight jumpscare>she screamsShe's retarded but she's so cute.
>>88543007unironically if she was looking for someone to take care of brain dead easy shit like that she'd probably pay and I need a job so...
She died to a fucking phone...
>>88545375if she did that then she'd be like a female xqc
Quack Quack
>>88545786Doki Quack Quack is EXTRA cute!
WOMP WOMP
>>88545910womp womp
>>88545910>>88546006KEK
Deputy duck is kill...
noooo not the duck...
scaredybird
>Parkour with timerOh no...
She can't keep up with the objective changing
>off by 1OOF
>the noobs sound like dokikek
doki...
Doki...I got physical damage from watching that.
>completely panics on the last ring when she had plenty of time leftShe's so... helpless-moe
noob noob genocide
>>88544316Canadians are just diet soda Americans.
doki vomit noises...
>I'm a little special
>>88549266She's VERY special!
HENRY GRADUATED
>NOOOOOO THEY WERE GOING TO GRADUA- Oops too relevant...
>he's gonna reincarnate rightkek
>>88549585NAUR
duck...
WHERE'S THE HOLE
>WHERE'S THE HOLE!?
>THE HOLE
NGL goons, having Skrilex as your final boss theme in your HORROR game doesn't sound very scary...
>>88551739i feel like i'm back in 2012
>>88551739The impromptu dubstep boss is funny tho
>>88551739Nah it's not a Horror Game, it's Crash Bandicoot.
>>88551739This is pure kusoge
SHE DID IT!
>look where you live
>we have big noombah now so you must help me keep big noombah
>>88552935The gaming choice was apparently perfect.
>>88553075*claps* peak horror game!
not the offensive hand gestures...
>getting offended by hand signs I CAN FUCKING WAIT FOR AMERICA AND CHINA TO NUKE EACH OTHER
>the sticker in question
>Doki doesn't keep up with what offends peopleBASED
>too busy to care about learning about offensive shitbased
Some Cultures are Better than Others.
>those cute stickers got denied
she might put them in the free pack at least
>>88553571True but is 100% on western cucks
MODS ARE ASLEEPPOST RED BOARD MATERIAL
heh
>>88536799You called it!
kek she really is getting people for the death note game
>>88536799>>88536799>>88536799>>88536799>>88536799YOU CALLED IT
>>88553849
>>88553373>>88553447Apparently it's SK, because it's making fun of men for having microdicks in some contexts. What counts as small over there must be tiny considering their average of 4"...
>>88553920Not surprised, Korea is full of insecure manlets.
>>88553920That's even more pathetic!
dokihips...
Dokihips...
>>88553920Oh...>>88536799COLLAB NEXT WEEK
Doki has Wide Hips confirmed...
>>88554089>>88554091>>88554277SEXO HIPS
Bye Doki...
>>88554089>>88554091>>88554277>>88554426
I would buy Doki merch if it wasn't all sold out months ago...
Bye Doki... exited for tomorrow!
Bye Doki, fun spoopy stream today, looking forward to the Special Spooky Stream tomorrow...
Until next time Doki...
Good night, Doki!Love you!
https://x.com/MdTgar/status/1851805966813270106
>>88554519Most will come back as soon as the test for the new distributor is finished, dw, after the previous director left a shitstorm she's fixing everything slowly
Thoughts?
>>88556105no thoughtshead empty
>>88556105KUROMI IS VENOM?
I'll head to Bed soon now bros, really looking forward to tomorrow now...Goodnight Goons~
>>88558020GN goon o7
>>88558020Good night.
>>88558020Sleep tight dragoon
>>88558020GN goon.
>>88561749cute
>>88554658Devilbird...
>>88566433Eating Saloon's ass...
>>88566433sexo
>>88566433STRONGEST ASS ART IN BOTH LIVES
>>88568052Dokikitty!
>>88570089True
https://vxtwitter.com/gin_gin_gitsune/status/1851811392657178778
>>88574717Cute dokiwitch!
>>88574717AAAAHHH so many fan arts to pick for the next OP.
>>88574717CUTE
Soon.
>>88577893No...
https://x.com/billietomato/status/1851930897513353547
>>88578788I refuse to accept that a city with that name actually exists.Very nice, btw!
>>88566433>>88570089GIANTENOURMOUSBIG
>>88574717>GinGinIt's been a while, nice Dokiwitch!
https://twitter.com/siwg99kr/status/1851943038068887932
>>88566433>>88570089Doki casually confirming her 'Wide Hip' status with that Belt tangent yesterday already Semi-Proves this art is canon...
