Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoen Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch Gawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merch https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an4th Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713 AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds https://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-hen or https://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/ Previous Thread: >>88519756
Gurass
I love my wife so much!!
Day 30! Give it up for day 30!
>>88535234SNIFFFFF
Friendly reminder: Gura is a billionaire and yet she is watering down her mango-juice to make it last longer
eflgoob
>>88535224I haven’t watched Goob in years. Why doesn’t she stream anymore?
>>88535303maternity leave
>>88535303She is going back to being a Hollywood actress again
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>88535303Don't know. No one brothers to ask.
>>88535389>*Lo touchõ*
>>88535277I'm a billionaire and I'm watering down my coffee so I drink less caffeine.
>>88535277Unwatered down mango juice is too sweet.
How can we be sure that it is the real Gura that makes these splits?
>>88535509Woaaaah. Very cool desu ne!
>>88535516That's the softest thing i've ever heard, glad to hear your HRT worked out for you
>>88535303she doesn't want to
>>88535624Enjoy your diabetes fatty.
Gura cute.Discuss why.
>>88535532
>>88535624My bottom surgery is soon, I can't wait to get plapped by my kusogaki wife Gura and her dual shark cocks.
>>88535670Look at this fragile human that can't survive 20 grams of carbs
>>88535703Hmmm. Maybe it has to do with her diet…? Do we know what her diet consists of?
>>88535747I think you're confusing your mom with Gura again
>>88535864>*Le touché*
>>88535747I'm playing wc3 customs
By 2020 to 2022, I meant from 2020 to August 18, 2023. 2023 was difficult, but manageable up until she disappeared and left us mid August.Gura died that day and was replaced with a lying whore that hates her fans.
I have jury duty tomorrow. This is the 2nd time in 3 years. I hope I never get selected again.
>>88535820Strawberries and undercooked chicken?
>>88536023>usNot fooling anyone, sis.
Gura only eats hardtack, mango-juice and kittylitter
>>88536049Is that normal? Can't you tell them to fuck off after a certain point, like "hey I already did my duty, take my name off of whatever list you're pulling from"They must really love you.
>>88536214Get em, chumbie
Gura has syncope and pica
>>88536049Same thing for me, I felt like an overly anxious kid wait for the time to pass.
>>88536281I always thought you were supposed to be excluded after taking that first load to the faceguess I've been making the right move by sliding out of it 3 or 4 times now
>>88536340>>85646751>>85645520>>84825020>>83281620So to summarize, Gura have:PoTSBipolar DisorderPsychosisPicaAvoidant Personality DisorderImposter SyndromeLesbianismSyncopeOat allergyDiabetusBorderline personality disorderMythomaniaLead poisoningCrohn's diseaseArthritisDid i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(
>>88536214Yeah, not anymore. I guess.
>>88536281Nta. I’ve never been selected and I’m around 30. I think it’s a lottery system. Apparently it’s easy to get out of if you just tell them you’re racist and sexist.
>>88536569Or just tell them you will vote "guilty" no matter what even before the trial
>>88536023>calls his supposed oshi a lying whore because she didn't stream while dealing with a bad case of depression Honestly I won't even be surprised if this an actual schizo fan considering how many genuinely mentally ill "people" there are in this hobby.
Sex with a fembud.
not readingI LOVE GURA!!
i love gurass
>>88536569I've heard that it's surprisingly easy to get out of it too, even though it's huge crime to avoid jury duty apparently.If I ever get selected I'll just tell them that I'm mentally unstable and explain to them in detail that I'm actually married to a cute shark girl from Atlantis.
>>88536882i ignored the three summons i got and they didn’t do anything to me.
Which Gura spooktober stream was your favorite this year?
>>88536961can't they jail you or something for not attending?
>>88537011Go back
>>88535703Gura is ugly though?
>>88537123yeah, but they didn’t. it’s such a waste of time and resource when they can just find someone else.
>>88536710I think you're stupid if you actually believe her depression, which she has never said she has, prevented her from streaming for over a year.There is no excuse she could make that would make these last two years make sense and make be believe she wasn't just a liar that ran off with everyone's money to spend time with people she actually enjoys being around. She's a heartless, horrible person that lied to everyone and is too much of a coward to just admit she hates streaming and her fans.
>>88535277I thought big money would change anyone, but Gura truly is special
>>88537198man what the fuck happened to blue horizon, it's been over a year now
Is Gura still the same same desu?
>>88537442No.
>>88537314I'm sorry for your mental illness, sis. It probably won't get better.
>>88537314she doesn't owe you anything by not saying anything she isn't lying to you the word "whore" has no power here since a lot of hololive girls are confirmed whores get it through your thick skull already
Apparently another way to get out of jury duty is to tell the judge you’re aware of “Jury Nullification”. But I don’t understand why exactly.
>>88537209That's right, the district attorney chooses who to prosecute, so nothing is a crime if that choice is never made. You also can't sue a district attorney for not prosecuting a criminal, although you can seek a special prosecutor.
>>88537209Ummm. Chumbie…are you sure you don’t have a warrant for your arrest?
>>88537442She stopped playing Blue Horizon because she knows she isn't anymore.
Don't really understand why it's so hard for chumbuds to understand that she has health issues when she literally told you that she went to a doctor and got diagnosed with something bad and after that went on an official health hiatus. Just because she doesn't constantly talk about her health and milks it like the ironlung doesn't mean that she's healthy.
Everything I know about jury duty is from tv shows, movies, and Ace Attorney.
>>88537585Sorry, but that's not how this works. Lying through omission is still lying.She called herself an idol. She said we were important to her.She lied. And now she doesn't belong in hololive anymore.
>>88537331
>>88537734No she stopped using Blue Horizon because whoever mixed it should be killed and Dudul did a shitty job animating it. At least he redeemed himself with lolikami.
>>88537591Well, I guess it just means you're aware that you're allowed to return any verdict you want regardless of what evidence suggests, which does not make for a good juror.
>>88537585
>>88537847She's way more of an idol than whoever your oshi is, nijinog/phasecuck/whatever brand of subhuman you are.
>>88537555You can deny it all you want.She still won't stream.She still won't ever go back to being like she was in 2020-2022.She still won't ever care about her chumbuds again.
MY wife
MY Gurandma.
>>88537980No I'm pretty sure she'll stream after her health gets better unless you're implying that she's dead or gonna graduate in which case you're really are a schizo. Continue seething.
>>88537847still far far better than lying through words like Fuwamoco did god it's so satisfying seeing the two bitches overwork themselves only for them to lose to Kiara's numbers
>>88537797If that were true, she would have mentioned it, not because she wants to exploit it, but because she wouldn't want chumbies to think she stopped caring about them.But Gura has never cared about what her fans think. And she's never cared about what her fans think because her fans don't mean anything to her.
This has been a weird day, even for ggg's standard
So many fembuds in denial.
>>88537967My oshi is Gura. Or at least it was Gura. I've already explained this.
Are these guys still fighting in here? I haven't read much of it, but no matter how hard you try to convince the other rando is wrong, neither of you have any interest on changing your stance on whatever the topic is about. This will never end.
>>88538224Bro I literally told you that she talked about going to a doctor and getting diagnosed with something, on top of her saying that her health went to shit again last month.Is this an actual fucking bot? What the fuck?
>>88538100Her health is fine.She doesn't stream because she doesn't have to.She chooses not to stream because spending time with her fans isn't important to her.
>>88538338Sure, sis. Mind providing proof?
>>88538137Your probing is never going to work. I can see right through it. Gura was my oshi. I don't know why you can't accept that.
>>88538573So why are you here seething instead of watching whoever your new oshi is?
>>88538362it's just hotwheels and someone else pretending to 'defend' her very badly, as usualgoing on a bit longer than usual though
>rake up leaves yesterday>more leaves today
will goob play it?
>>88538827where do they come from?
>>88538393The doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_obeR1OIm8
I love the smell of dying leaves...It's kind of weird that the smell of death that completely surrounds my home this time of year is actually comforting.What's up with that anyway? Many people love this smell.
A verb is a person, place, or thing?
>>88538393She went to a doctor and took two months off in December 2022 and January 2023. Then, at the end of January, she said she was healthy enough to travel to and live in Japan for three months. She was going to tell us what the issue was, but then decided against it because it was embarrassing.Gura never once said she has or was diagnosed with a chronic health condition. You assumed she did because it’s convenient to spare yourself from your own feelings. You assumed she did because it allows you to continue living in the comfort of a fantasy where you still mean something to her. In your fantasy, Gura's unable to stream despite wanting to, instead of reality, where she simply chooses not to.
>>88538735I don't have a new oshi.
>>88538964Did they nerf the booby sizes or was it always like that?
>>88539441nta, but I also remember their booba to be bigger in the show
Technically a verb is a thing right? So by definition, that means verbs are actually a subset of nouns…right?
>>88539259Wait am I going back to elementary school?Um that's a noun you're describing, a verb is an action?
>>88539278Your legs don't work
>>88538255I want to change Gura's diapers.
>>88538393Wouldn't surprise me and there is evidence of that. Bots always go in a circle.
>>88539365So you don't watch vtubers yet you spend all day shitposting on /vt/ and seething?
>>88539278Yep it's funny how she's well enough to go on a camping trip with family and stream when Ame leaving but couldn't do the anniversary
>>88539474Didn’t Gura start seething at this artist and ended up unfollowing him?
>>88539857Still follows him, don't think she notices or cares
>>88539857No, she's not a petty cunt like you are, renpc. Go groom your 2view whores.
>>88539786nta, but you don’t need to oshi someone to enjoy watching them
>>88539846Her camping trip was before her health got worse and during collabs with Ame she sounded obviously sick. Disingenuous post.
>>88539857Mori and Ame both deleted his assets out of their setups, like the very next day.
>>88539536Wrong bogeyman.
>>88539846camping trip?
Chumbies English is my first language and basically my only language and I feel like I need to relearn it...I was so much better at talking and writing in school when I actually was forced to keep those parts strong.
>>88539786Gura ruined hololive for me. It was the last thing that gave me any joy.
>>88540076And he got blacklisted by Cover too and is still mad about it. What a retard lmao.
>>88540137greychama...
>>88540161me fail english? that's unpossible...
>>88540171I doubt you watched a single Hololive stream in your life, sis. But if it's true then the rope is always there for you. If nothing in your life gives you joy you should just kill yourself and stop suffering.
Day 2.
Why is Sephiroth want to be the bad guy?
I love Gura and no amount of larping will change that
>>88540252he was a correct retard, unfortunately
>>88537679Haven't seen a cop outside in literal years, I think they might be extinctMaybe I should start dealing drugs
>>88540551Go away renpc
>>88540648he's off trying to groom I don't even know who now, it was neppie last yearhe was still both correct about how movie may was gonna end and that she was gonna take off again after she came back
>>88540648still his cunny art is quite good when it's not shondo art.
>>88540378I've watched hololive since January 2020.I know more about hololive than you do.I've watched way more streams than you have.
>>88540935he gave ame weirdo vibes so everyone cut him off, then she moved to an indie vtuber he tried to groom with art then moved to another one and so he goes again and again.his british ass just can't help himself from trying to groom indies.
Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.
>>88540935Gura is still not a petty bitch no matter how many times you try to suck this B-grade artist's cock
>>88540935Very cool renpc, shouldn't you be grooming your schizophrenic 2view whore? Taking a break from being a creep to seethe at Hololive again?
>>88541103>then he*¨movied to an indie
>>88540161You should try reading some books too chumbie.
Trailer Park Boys apparently has their own chips, I stumbled across them when I was in town, I picked up a bag of "Dirty Burger" and "Dressed All Over"Dirty Burger tastes pretty mustardy which makes sense, I didn't like it at first but I really started to enjoy them the more I kept eating them.Dressed All Over doesn't taste that much different from All Dressed, which is fine, I love all dressed chips.I'm only disappointed that I didn't see a "Sweet And Power" flavor.Well that was my chip review, thank you for reading.
>>88541329appreciate it chipsbud.
>>88541091Oh so you're a dogfucker, your Gura seethe makes sense then. Back to /jp/
>>88541329Hmmm. Interesting convention having the noun “dirty” in its title for a food product. Thank you for sharing, chipbud.
>>88541103I suppose, but that's not why they dropped him. They very obviously dropped him because he was upset with how Gura lied about movie may and wouldn't tell us why or communicate at all. He was completely justified in feeling that way and voicing that in a humorous way through his art. The way that he was dropped by the rest of Cover and how Gura forced him to oshihen by never working with him again is why no one speaks up about the way Gura treats us. Everyone is afraid of becoming the next RenPC in her eyes. Because she doesn't want criticism, even as as a joke in artwork. She lied about that too.
dogfuckbud is back?
>>88541626See>>88541188
>>88541626>They very obviously dropped him because he was upset with how Gura lied about...stopped reading there, that's some retarded headcanon you got there i won't bother entertaining.
>>88541672it's not a budits a janny that's been obsessed about us for years
>>88541746Lmao. Gura even mocked herself about how she lied about movie may.You aren't a chumbud. You don't evwn watch streams.
>>88541868ESL
>>88541531When Gura debuted, I fell in love with her.JP holos are nice, but she ruined them for me too.
Schizo defending that waste of space groomer is a new angle I guess.
>>88541868seethe about it monkey.
>>88541704>>88541188I sincerely doubt he's been here in years.
What da chumbies up to this evening?
>>88542159I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>88542074This is insulting to Ayame, and she's a proven lying whore.
>>88542112Are you kidding me? /vt/ is a perfect place to find new underaged grooming targets
>>88542159helm chart yaml 'engineering'
>>88542112Lies, you are here all the time, grudging on Gura 1 year later, pathetic
>>88542199don't you just say, renpcyou would know better than anyone in here.
>>88542199I think you're confusing 4chan with discord.4chan is anonymous. The underaged aren't even supposed to be posting here, whereas discord encourages them to become friends with adults.
>>88542159Reading more of the bible
>>88541329Stupid sexy Julian and his sexy black t-shirt... He's looking as good as ever.
>>88542370she looks smart but her head is empty.
>>88542194I know you guys are not allowed to talk about EN on /jp/. Go post some more about how horrible hololJP is, I love all the infighting
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>88542370Doesn't this picture of her just look like she is begging to be given a dirty sanchez?
>>88542194I don't think your mother is Ayame
>>88542301What's actually pathetic is your deduction abilities and your search for new bogeymen.I am much, much smarter than RenPC.
>>88542159I might stop browsing threads and play some Elden Ring.
cumbutts haha
>>88542510Venom status?
>>88542510Anyone who claim they are smart is the dumbest amoeba like creature, every god darn time, i have 90 years worth of empirical data pointing to the fact that you are by far the biggest mongoloid on this entire board, goodbye
>>88542429ye
>>88542429Oui oui mister
Shondofags seethe about Gura all the time for some reason. There's another one called neonswaglordchen that seethes about her constantly. Dude also writes weird fetish fanfiction online if you care enough to look him up.
>>88542159dominating the galaxy with a swarm of colossal hermit crabs, huge parasitic worms, space whales, amoeba looking things and living crystals
>Losing in the first inningGURA CURSEGRADUATION SOON
>>88543062sexwould
>>88539857>Didn’t Gura start seethingNo you fucking tourist
>>88542999I think Shondo is cute
>>88543103flaherty is poopoo
>>88542999Shondofags seethe at Fauna and that extends to Gura. Though I doubt there are any shondofags here, just the usual off his meds schizo
>>88543132ew, wouldn't
>>88542999Ironic since CC has been extremely nice to Gura
>>88543132Opossum are cute
>>88542420>I know you guys are not allowed to talk about EN on /jp/.That's not true. I don't go there too often anymore, but people post there about EN too. But there's a bunch of people there that hate EN and they get really angry when anyone talks about them.It's very, very funny because it's only a few chinese schizos and they get progressively angrier and angrier and end up getting banned by the mods, who have specifically said EN was allowed in the past.One of them just posts sad fubuki whenever people start talking about EN and then he gets instantly banned for ban evading. You guys would probably fit in pretty well since that shithole has been completely overrun with schizos and ritual posters.
>>88543534rubrubrub
What are the chumbies up to tonight?
I'm in a dino mood
>>88543498I want to learn more board culture
>>88542913
>>88542630I think it been taking over some holomen lately.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcn5FGxJH30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAocVBklaghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVaygPBn814
>>88543726Right now I'm reading the bible
>>88542758You don't think you're smarter than Gura?
>>88543726Sillymax in here and then fall asleep.
has anyone checked Gura's tiktok? what if she's been uploading there daily
>>88543190I think Fauna and Shondo said they made up.
I've always dreamed of owning an exotic pet, mostly one of those "domesticated" foxes. They're so goddamn cute! But I realize that they're a lot to deal with and not really worth the effort.It's just a pipedream that I sometimes think about. I'll just occasionally watch youtube videos about them.
>>88543945it would have been spammed everywhere
>>88543782There's a chumbud there in /hlg/ that always tries to snipe the last post with>Gura olevHe's oftentimes successful.
>>88543114Anon, that's literally just a cat with a hood...
>>88544241No, it is Gura in a cat onsie
>>88543978i want a bat. those little fuckers are cool
>>88543978Foxes are cool. I really want a blue tongued skink
>>88543726watchin a vod
>>88543782Sometimes when someone is right and smug about something, people post this pic of Fauna. The antis call her "green turd", but a bunch of anons reply with a pic of a holo doing a dogeza and write:>Mama!
>>88544579Like a fruit bat? Those little things have cute faces that look like doggos.
Wife soon?
i think dudul is to gura what seafoam is to ame. i am expecting similar things. also, the fact that she is active again is telling.
>>88544809Not till next year.
>>88544755yup, those ones
>>88544968Who?
Any good news? Is she eating well? Gassy? Does she unfurl her stomach flaps while showering?
Goobinating.
Shiori is using a loli halloween model.
People are really passionate about pizza huh
>>885457801) Who cares2) She's using a chibi, not loli, learn the difference
>>88545380You'd think that someone who spends so much time on her back would be pretty fat, right? Unfortunately for you, she's doing a lot to burn all those calories.
>5-0 on 3rdWhat happened to the Gura blessing?
>>88546003She said she wanted uppies, it walks and skips like a little girl, and she's completely flat. Chibi and SD models usually retain boobs when the normal design has boobs.Also, it's cute.
>>88546160The blessing goes away when she does something sinful. So I guess we know what she's doing tonight.
>>88545931Did someone mention pizza?
Have any chumbies watched the new Joker movie? I heard he gets rape corrected.
hehe, get spooked >:3
>>88545780its the same model shes been using for months you spaz
>>88546641No. The pumpkin is new.
>>88546522I didn't watch, but yes he did, the movie makers didn't expected people to resonate with the mc, so to spite them they destroyed him with this humiliation ritual
Oh so that's what it is. There's that baseball game happening and there's that serious looking in text sort of sports banter happening in here. Where everyone gets way too angry.
Is her Mordhaou stream worth watching?
>>88547087sure, i think thats the one where the 'your oshis a whore' soundpost is from
is Gura a holoweeny?
Does the MLB fix their games?
>>88544622Lizardbud? Yeah they seem cool. I personally want a small furry animal. Something like Pekora's faging monkey might work for me since they're apparently nocturnal and so am I. It could work out with my work hours, but I don't know if they're okay with being left alone for 12~ hours at a time.I need to do more research on possible pets.
>>88541393
>>88547570She always falls back to self-deprecating humor whenever she feels guilty about something.She also called herself a whore with the "hor hor hor" in the title of the FNAF stream.She feels bad that she made people think she was pure.
That is some shit tier bait.
larpchama is too busy being an armchair doctor to look up a meme
>>88548375Has anyone noticed that phonetically, “Biboo” is the reverse of “Boobie”
I think the shitposters have used up all they have.
Shitposting aside I'm pretty sure Gura is a virgin
>>88548126Yeah. Bush babies look like they are difficult to take care of though
>>88548099No. Gura lost them the game by being a whore.
>88549134no fuckign negro i meant this https://youtu.be/BRWGlvQrJW4?t=736
>>88550032
>>88549861I beg to differ
>>88550461why does gura always have the dick when it comes to holo on holo
>>88550461Shion is graduating
THANK YOU GURA
>>88550930Because shippers are trannies and dykes and Gura is butch now because she said she cut her hair and doesn't want long hair anymore.
>>88551300
>>88551183You should generate a dino on one of these.
>>88548126How about ferrets chumbie? They look fun
>>88551542NTA, but ferrets smell really bad. They're not called MUSTelids for nothing.
>>88548126Get a African bullfrog
>>88551863God I love frogs. I simp for a frog youtube channel, even
>>88551183I love these little goobers
>>88551863African bullfrogs are cool too. They look like they eat a lot though
Is cockatielbud around? I've also considered having a bird pet. I want a crow that remembers and protects me and sees me as one of their own.Instead of calling for a murder that shits on my car and caws at my bedroom window for a while because I nearly ran over a few of them on the road while I was driving home from work one early morning.
>>88552015Sorry, but she's too busy baking one of these tonight.
>>88550930Sharks have 2 penises
>>88552325Actually, sharks don't even have one.
>>88552427Right, next you'll tell me Cows don't predict hurricanes.
>Check score>Doyers came back and tied on 5thI KNEEL
>>88552427Yes they do they dual phimotic futa shark cocks
>>88552236I'm here. I don't know if you should ask advice from me. My cockatiels don't like me much.
>>88552668Nice. It was looking bad for a while there
>>88552668GURAAAAAAAAAA
>>88551127Didn't she say in a recent stream that her hair is really long now?
>>88553076she did, that it got so long it hurts because it's heavy and tugging on her scalp and I imagine it probably sometimes gets stuck on things
>>88552756Really? are cockatiels not actually very friendly with humans? Why did we decide to keep them as pets?
>>88553279They are friendly if they grew up hand tamed by humans. I took these guys in from family and they didn't get hand tamed cockatiels. They are slowly getting used to me though
my wife
There's so much shitposting happening here. Should I just watch that dodgers game? anyone have a stream link?
>>88552236I'm not cockatielbud, but crows and ravens are scavengers so they don't make good pets, anon. There are many other birds that speak though.There are ones that can repeat human speech likeRegular ParrotsMacawsCockatoosMyna birdsStarlingsAnd ones that just repeat noises likeCockatielsBudgerigarsParakeetsMost birds live for a very long time though, so they're a huge commitment. Parrots, Macaws, and Cockatoos all live around 80 years.
>>88553076>>88553197During their off-colab Ame hinted that gura cut her hair really short and then Gura told her to shut up about it.
>>88553680Sometimes I like looking at the google scoreboard. It seems pretty good at following the game
>>88553989that was like 2 years ago
>>88553989She was talking about Gura’s bush, retard
>>88553705Thanks, bird expert. I just think it would be amazing to have a murder of crows recognize me as a part of their family, and someone they can trust.
>>88554116
>>88543726I'm playing wc3 customs.
I wish to one day be raised by wolves
>>88543726finding out how OP the beastmaster hivemind synergy is in Stellaris
>>88553279They seem friendlyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=QuEdmCvioDwhttps://youtube.com/shorts/Ic0pzu_r4ZE
>>88543726watchin a jerboa
What happens when Gura fishes a Gura shark?
>>88554771chat is this real?
>>88554621The way that some birds are able to mimic human speech will never not amaze me.
>>88554621These cockatiels sing really well. Meanwhile mine sings like a squeaky monkey
>>88555017There's probably a way to train them, but I have no idea.
>>88554582
>>88555131Maybe you have to give them spankings
Gura stream
>>88555363too many halloween beach parties to go to, sorry
>>88555363in my mouth
>>88551780They do seem pretty musty
buds, why did vanilla ice fall off despite his off his looks and drip?shouldn't have he been the model white youth have followed?what went wrong in 1991, jesas
Gura on shiori's stream
>>88555588Digits of truth. Gura is a party-going whore.
>>88555218it's 50 years into the game, I already have 60k fleet power, and I'm not even using half my fleet capacity(the more specimens I have in my vivarium the more fleet capacity I get) this is insane and it looks like I can rez some of my ships when they die
>>88555893digits of lie you mean
>>88555734Ice ice baby is the best version of the song. It dunks bohemian rapcity or however you spell that queer shit the original was called.
>>88556007No. Not my post. The one I was replying to.
>>88556000Very cool, desu ne. You sound like you’re the Overlord of Stellaris
>>88556130>bohemian rapcityunder pressure by queen and david bowie
>>88556130damn right
>>88556313Eeeek!
A Halloween party would explain why it's day 2. I bet tomorrow will be day 3.
>>88556313you're gay, we know
>>88556465Hæh?
I'm falling down a rabbit hole about birds and why some of them can speak, they're so cool. This is the same type of shit Gura is into.
Are they really doing the "she's out having a halloween party and slutting it up" thing again? Good lord. I new it was coming, but I tried to give our shitposters a chance.
>>88557275Just hide his posts chumbie
>Sigurð took Fafnir's heart and cooked it on a spit. When he thought that it was fully cooked, and the blood foamed out of the heart, then he tried it with his finger to see whether it was fully cooked. He burned his finger, and put it in his mouth. But when Fafnir's heart's-blood came on his tongue, he understood the speech of birds. He heard nut-hatches chattering in the thickets.
>>88557275They just use the same rhetoric over and over again with different nouns.
>>88557275Halloween beach party, actually.
Gura is slutting it up for me
>>88557275What else would she be doing on Halloween? Why can't she stream? It's because she's hanging out somewhere.
>>88557850What are you doing on Halloween, anon?
>>88557632yeah that sounds like her, a halloween beach party is much more likely than her eating a snickers while doomscrolling or something
Halloween isn't a family holiday, anon. And she's definitely not spending the halloween, one of her favorite holidays, alone.
>the halloween
>>88557275>new
>gummy bears
>>88557446I'm pretty excited to start reading the poetic edda. Seems like theres a lot of norse lore in it
>>88558021Yeah, I meant *the entirety of Halloween.
I don't spend halloween alone because I keep having to give out candy to kids that keep showing up at my door.
>>88558329I think halloween died in my neighborhood. Everyone seems to go to the rich part of town to get candy these days
>>88558279lmao, I can hear this gif
>>88536023It all started in May of 2022. Not 2023
>>88556595Some retarded larp of his.
>>88558618
GURA SAVES THE DODGERS AGAIN
Please shitposters, get your schizo larps straight.
There was a cute animated Gura in Shiori's vr stream but I'm too lazy to screenshot it
The fact they think Gura is a party girl tells me they don't actually know a damn thing about her.
>>88558732did doyers wonnered?
Woah dodgers are back in the lead
>>88558329in my area kids don't come trick or treating if the lights in your pumpkins are off
Remember, this all started in May of 2022. It went downhill from there. That's when Gura took break because she was moving, then when she came back, she changed it to house. And also dropped schedules at that time except for 1 for her birthday week.
the larper didn't realize when he started obsessing over us in 2021 that he'd essentially signed up for an unpaid job with no end date or days off
>>88558066*knewPlease don't call me out like that. But thank you for correcting me.
>>88558609Yes, but it wasn't unbearable until late 2023.Also, she changed in July 2021, when she disappeared for a week for the first time and showed back up with a cat and wouldn't talk about what she did and wouldn't talk about the cat at all.She stopped doing intimate streams after that and only resumed with the christmas wrapping stream where she wrapped presents for her parents, her brother and... her "parents". It was the christmas she lied about not knowing her parents were coming over even though she wrapped the presents a day before and matched the wrapping paper with her own tree.And then when she got back she said she beat everyone at mario party and when asked who played, she said it was only her brother and her mom and said there wasn't an AI player.In other words, there was another person there that she didn't talk about and was hiding for some reason.
>>88559671odd how you seem to speak as if you know something and then use the word probably, where have I seen this beforeoh right only every fucking thread
>cherry picking>excluding info>lyingyou'll be larping here forever trying to convince us
>>88559819You guys need to hide more posts. Theres no point in antagonizing the schizo
>>88559899But I like antagonizing schizobud
>>88559899You're right but I've been here since 2020 and all this shitposter has accomplished is convincing me she's a virgin. So I'll leave it at that.
>>88559819She clearly lied about not knowing her parents were coming to visit.She decided to do a christmas wrapping stream where she wrapped gifts for her parents.Her parents would have never gotten them in time.She couldn't drive.She wanted the wrapping to match the tree so that they would look good under HER tree.Her parents wouldn't have surprised her because you don't do that to a women because you don't want to embarrass them in case they're on their period or are low on toilet paper or their house is a mess and their panties are all over the floor and have mold in their sink.She said she cleaned her house during the stream. She was expecting guests.You can debate why she didn't want to tell us, maybe she was paranoid and thought fans would fillow her parents to her, but it's undeniable that Gura lied when she told us she would spend Christmas with us.And she hasn't spent a single one with us since, unlike every other girl in hololive.She's a lying wjore and you're a fool.
>>88560468See>>88559819
