DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSikoeVXoECHU2BAE 3D LIVEhttps://youtu.be/zZhyeaw148k>NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXVFl-N6-oPAKU PAKU SEIBAI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAFA8SCKpXkColour MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9alGJE9ZXAEIEN MV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGgKKwc-jWg>NEW COVERBling Bang Bang Born with Ina: https://youtu.be/B3kE_zxORikLOS LOS LOS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCOGTtxq24k>MIND CRAFT HOLO ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o>Music>Zodiachttps://cover.lnk.to/ZODIAChttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nKp29RuXFk2zJTVYw5lLD_S0mCI7pSjqo>Pandæmonium:https://cover.lnk.to/HakosBaelzEPhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mt5oe3kK56NcJWqUc3EYMvnsJ7ir8f9P0>Originals:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaGAkxKIUiTTtgekfmgMmmEQ>Covers:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcPAszg2ItaF6wFT6Yc49o7ZQY-pTJJeH>Podcasthttps://rentry.org/BrewinWBae>Free chat/Vspacer chat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=197OEpjj8RI>Merch (Limited)PC Case: https://hyte.com/store/hakos-baelz-y60-case-deskpad-bundle/Official: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q= "Talent_ハコス・ベールズ"Geek Jack: https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hakos-baelzPromise swag: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en>Bae's Twitterhttps://twitter.com/hakosbaelzhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/TeleBaehttps://twitter.com/hashtag/BaeBeatzhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/YABAE>Art TagsTwitter:https://twitter.com/hashtag/BaelzBrushhttps://twitter.com/hashtag/ベーアートDanbooru: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=hakos_baelzPixiv: https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/ハコス・ベールズ/artworks>Getting StartedBae Guide: https://rentry.org/s9fnhStreams Guide: https://rentry.org/pfzycTwitter Spaces: https://rentry.org/hs7p4Season Box Arts: https://files.catbox.moe/lsrvff.png
>>88541086Previous bread:>>88413425Previous stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1KID7-N-eQCurrent stream:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uZK1aA-bIg
Thanks for the bread!
Rrat Love
Thanks for za bread!
>>88541086Tits too smallalso bread!
What's this stream going to be?
>>88542579Judging by shorts it's either a zatsu or a karaokeLeaning towards the second, maybe a Halloween themed setlist? We don't know yet though
bae should play metaphor
>>88543343i cant wait until im free of exams to play it.i've nutted a lot to the fairy
>>88542775Part of me believes this is not going to be a karaoke, nor a zatsu
Can we convince Bae to Play Xenoblade X DE by telling her it's disconnected from 1-3 and hope playing it makes her want to try mainline?I need her tears for Ch 2 in 1, 3, 7 and the ending in 2, and snot sobbing during the Eclipse in 3
I'd much rather Bae played something like DMC 3-5 first before starting another long ass JRPG
Bae should play the silent hill 2 remake, it's one of the best stories in video games and worth overpowering through fear in order to experience
>>88544798Too late for that now.
>>88544780I have a feeling DMC is pretty close after Nier, people have been bringing it up in chat a decent amount
>>88545056They are similar in that they are both hack n' slashDMC is a lot more linear thoughIt is a chuunibyou's wet dream of a game
Bae is gonna play all fire emblems and she will rightfully tell all thraciafags to kill themselves for liking such a piece of dogshit game
>>88545187Story and style outside of combat is absolutely very different hahaBae loved Bayo so she should enjoy DMC just fine
>>88545187Main difference is DMC is a character action game and Nier is more like an action RPG with vaguely reminiscent combat of a character action game because the combat was made by Platinum Games (Bayonetta)
>>88545267I can see either Dante or Vergil becoming her top 5 favorite video game characters
Bae should also go back and play Bayonetta 1 someday, she said she never actually played it and just watched all of the cutscenes on Youtube, which is a shame because it's the best one in the entire series and 2 was a huge downgrade in terms of gameplay
>>88545359>Curveball she adores Nero simply because he's a loving Husband
>>88545430eh.Bayonetta is the one franchise where you cant exactly reccomend one single game because they all have their problems and strengths.
>>88545359>>88545621She's 100% loving V and then getting mad when he leavesALSO TASTE THE BLOOD WITH BIJOU NEVER EVER
TELLEH
>>88545760I canBayo 1 had the best combat and enemy design by far (It just had some godawful minigame sections)Bayo 2 severely dumbed down the general approach to combatAnd then Bayo 3 suffered heavily from being on hardware that was way too weak to accommodate its ambitions
Telly!
>>88545886NTA but bayo 1 has dogshit maps and the retarded mashing.also weapons are not as fun as other games
>>88545982>Retarded mashingBayo 1 literally has a mechanic (Dodge Offset) that encourages you to do the exact opposite of mashing, especially on higher difficulties where you would get your shit pushed in for trying to do so
another day, another stream, another I FUCKING HATE SHORTS, another I love my rat
OH SHIT
>>88546154There's an extension in chrome to block shorts from not showing in a normal video format by the way (Youtube-shorts block)
IT'S TIME BITCHES
>>88546154A whole ass 4K Big Screen TV and I'm using 20% of it.
sex with the rat's feet
w-what is happening
eh... bae?
Rate the stream?
MARIAH FUCKING KILLED HER
RATE THE...THE UHWHATEVER THAT WAS!
kek
MY RAT IS FGUCKING DEADDDDDDD
THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH BAE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISS MY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
not gonna lie this got very spooky very fast
wild that she actually used my idea for the mariah carey marathon and then fate decided it had to end after 10 seconds
Don't fuck with ice young'ns
WOOOOOOOO MERRY CHRISTMAS /RRAT/
WE'RE BACK
Finish the job Mariah
>>88546569God literally decided to enter the server and shut this down
holy shit this comedic timing is impeccable
IT'S OVER
>top banner is still moving
Is she getting copyright muted?
*blocks ur path*
Considering the top banner was still moving I'm starting to think this was just a bit
This is divine intervention
ah... I remember when my rat was here.... it was so much better... I miss my rat she's not here anymore...
>>88547257HOLD PLEASE
>>88547118I don’t think it’s a bit kekThis is the third time Could be YouTube has a mute bot for copyright?
Neal please kill her channel for real for being this astronomically stupid.
>>88547353nope
>>88547353I've never seen it work like this beforeIRyS straight up got hit by a copyright bot while playing COD and it put up a disclaimer on stream that the stream would be paused until the infringing behavior was stopped
Is this edging?
>>88547555Huh did that change? Last i saw that happen to someone stream got nuked
>>88547592Yeah, November IS right around the corner.
>>88547655Dunno, her stream came back after she got past the scene where the music that caused it played
So we have GoXLR auto detect copyright bots now?
>still using the GoXLR after support was droppedBae i love you, but this was bound to happen
I can't believe Ame did this by recommending bae to use a GOXLR 3 years ago
OH MY GOD
Is it time to admit that the GoXLR is dogshit
Holy fucking shit Bae
I wish she would tell us whats happening
I think i miss her...
>>88548327i genuinely fucking hate this piece of dogshit meme equipment.it was dropped like a sack of bricks by EVERY SINGLE STREAMER THAT HAD IT EXCEPT FOR LINUX NERDS THAT LIKE TO CUSTOMIZE EVERY SINGLE THING AND YET PEOPLE CLING TO THEM
This is ridiculous
Try again next month nerd
Are the mutebots real?
KEEP DOING IT BAE THIS IS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
>>88548368
>>88548412What if... she tries a different song, that will confirm the theory
>>88548370So, you're saying we need to convince Bae to switch to Linux
>>88548525to this day i dont understand linux tards.>Dude look its dogshit! and you have to work for it!
Bae is metaphorically dying on stream and Kronii is about to physically die on stream, I am eating good tonight
>>88548525God no
>>88548618Microsoft is slowly making Windows more work than Linux. As soon as linux gets good HDR support I'm out.
>>88548365She did more or less, GoXLR is freaking out
CHRISTMAS IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
i dont know if i should laugh or cry....
>>88548895I lied
I don't think this is a bit guys...
Try it one more time and I'm unmembering and subscribing.
Alright hope you all enjoyed 2024, now we enter the totalitarian censorship arc
Holy shit mute bot rrat is real.
>>88549103It isn't Youtube, it's her GoXLR being really fucking weird
>>88549188There's no way, it's stopping at the *exact* same time only when she starts the song.
Fucking ZEUS must be shooting down every chance she has to sing this because ain't no fucking way KEK
>>88549188If that's the case, it's funny that she doesn't test run her stuff hours before the stream
>firmware level Mariah Carey mute switch
Yeah i still think its a bit
this is so fucking bizarre.Like that's the most agressive copyright in history lmao
Is this just a weird attempt to get more subs with the "oh damn wacky things are happening to me that's sooooo crazy" technique?
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU GOT MUTED FOR THE SONG YOU 10 IQ MORON
Is the highly compressed nature of Mariah Carey causing sustained clipping which is somehow making the XLR shit itself?
MERRY CHRISTMAS RRAT
*saves the stream*
Bae wants me for Christmas btw
>>88549688I kneel Mercury-Sama
>>88549688Freddie-Sama i Kneel
>>88549688AIEEEEEEE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
Bae should become green
>>88550435That's reserved for Christmas
>>88549688>My taikyoku value is higher than yours!
I wonder if she's planning on going 8 hours like GG
So it's GG's stream but not a song anyone wants to hear and with a static scene.
There's something about listening to Bae sing this while also watching Kronii fucking die from doing that chip challenge
>>88550894it's very surreal
>>88550894This is a fucking mood
>>88550881Yeah honestly GG's was a lot more entertaining because she kept introducing new bits and sceneryAt the very least I don't expect Bae to go nearly as long because she'll fuck her throat up
That is not a steel rose if you pay close attention
>>88550881Kronii did it first, though GG did it best. I don't think it's gonna stay static, she's setting up a melting ice bit
>>88550894i have both and it feels like Bae is a rat singing on Kronii's wall
>>88550894The "I'M GONNA THROW UP" is fitting
Deep voice my beloved
>>88550894The rat in the freezer balances out clock woman slowly dying from the heat.
>ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUU>Kronii literally sobbing in the background
>>88551631Endless Mariah Carey and the crying screams of the damned really do go hand in hand together
>>88551631That was a genuine cry for a bit there
>>88551631i still dont get why she did it
Why does she sound like she's lost all enthusiasm for this idea 3 loops in
>>88551905For the content and because she made the promise a long time ago to do it
>>88551927because its not a really an energetic song and aside from the "haha it gets looped on convenience store" it isnt really that catchy
buckle in
>>88552201That's almost 7 hours btw
>>88552201>aiming for 120 nowThe song is about 4 minutes btw
>>88551631my budding fart fetish does not need all this imagination fuel
>>88551927She should get to 10 and flip to Yakuza Karaoke endurance.
>>88552201>retail worker experience
>>885523788 hours on the dot
she will go until she can raid into mori
My nigga, I'm not about to stay awake for 100 goes of this stupid ass song kekThis bit sucks
>>88552729Thankfully guest portions are prerecorded because if she does her throat is going to be fucked
she's aiming for 12 one time obviously
so uh how you guys been?
>>88552729>>88552846This is the song she is performing with Kyalli and Watame
>>88553182I have the stream on minimum volume so uh, good I guess? Wish we got an actual halloween karaoke though
>>88553242please god NO
8 hours of having her on in the background on low low volume while watching and discussing actual content. Riveting idea.
>>88553283Can she sing Ghostbusters so someone can make a Bustin' edit?
>>88553242please god YES
>>88553242Damn I didn't realize Mariah did j-rap.
>>88553242would be hilarious but I doubt she'd steal the show like that
Her voice changes every take
I think I'm going crazy
>>88553508She's had time to practice while frozen in the 9th circle of hell
>Dispel ice>Cast time: 10 hours
>>88552792The play is to go to sleep and wake up to her finishing her last few
Why is her body moving IN nice if she's frozen?
Kronii is so mindbroken by the spice she told a chatter "Why don't you kill yourself" when he suggested she do this again at 2 million lmao
>>88552792I watched all of GG's live, but this is in the middle of the week and starting at night. I've got work tomorrow...
What is this style of singing called? I swear it had an actual name and it's considered a real style
So this has to be unarchived right?
>>88554793just say you hate bae man
>>88554886my already full drive looking how I'm gonna be downloading this stream
The ice is not going down
I think my brain is melting
Am I glad that she's frozen in there and that we're out here and that she's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.What I wanna know is where's the steel rose?
she's allowed to just play the song???
No way she's going all the way to 121 if she's already zonked out
SHE'S GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH IN HER SLEEP
Already invalid if she took a break and is playing the song afk
>Sorry guys my throat hurts for some reason so I'm dipping out of the collab and next week will be light. Thanks to all of my Brats who spent the stream watching someone else eat a spicy dorito .
Can she be saved?
>Count: 15unironically ngmi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M MELTING
This is so fucked kekHer brain is not running on enough rest for this
did she increase the count for the one she didn't actually sing?
>>88556406It's funny in a messed up way but I have no idea what she was thinking when she came up with it
She should turn this into a sleeping stream so I can pretend we are sleeping together
She became 10% shorter somehow
>>88556631Why the fuck is there a furnace in the background?
>>88556476she didn't, this is a chatter suggestion from a few streams ago
>>88556406She needs to be in an open VC so gigi can join and yell at her for 6 hours
>>88556816It's to unfreeze the cage of ice, duh
Mariah will pay for this
how many subs so far?
Thank god, a break
>>88557768Bout a hundred?
So I just got here. Did Bae just sing that song?
>>88558017Her setlist has been:1. Bohemian Rhapsody2. All I want for Christmas is you....20. All I want for Christmas is you
>>88558082Thanks. I only watched the beginning so I didn't miss anything else other than the accursed song and Bohemian Rhapsody.
>>88557857...oh.
I'm trying to multitask and get some work done to this but it's frying my brain
i dont get it, what is there to prove singing this song 100 more times for 8 hours total
>>88558388Bae’s competitive autism kicks in hard sometimes See Mario kart or GOI
>>88556843Oh so that's why it's unfunny>See it's shitty on purpose! Laugh fellow zoomer.
>>88557768You don't gain subs by doing a stream that not even hardcore Brats can put up with.
>>88557857less?
>>88557768She only gains subs during JP primetime, this isnt the best time to do a shorts stream.
>>88556843>a chatter suggestionThe members K-pop watchalong was also a chatter suggestion. Maybe ignore all chatter suggestions.
Bae please stop.... more people are watching a rebroadcast of a less than a day old karaoke over your stream...
>>88558702>can put up with.I dunno, I got it on in the backgorund and I don't mind.
>>88558837well, it'll still be on then too, I guess.
>>88558901This isn’t about the noombers
What songs mashup well with this?
>>88558968>Short>Subscribers on top>NOOMBERS of times sung on the bottom.>SMASH THAT SUB BUTTON!Then what is it about?
>>88558968Its... its not?
>>88559055>>88559079She could have done yknow, an ordinary karaoke or changed over at any point She’s just being stubborn about a challenge a chatter set
I've come to realize that Bae is allergic to riding the wave of a big event and instead sandbag or go on week long breaks.
This is what we call a "this sounded funnier in my head" stream idea
>>88559131Maybe she should marry that chatter if she wants to follow his garbage whims so much.
>>88558446>competitive autismkek
>>88559213She did, she's my happy rat wife :)
I'm gonna put this on instead for some actual quality.
>>88559199Suggestions from chat have been abysmal for hakos baelz I'll give her the kpop though cause she really wanted to do it
>>88559213this isnt the first time nor will it be the last bae just reads some dogshit in zatsu downtime and just does it, bae will do anything for someone to decide what she should stream instead of having to think about it herselfits a sad reality 3 years in
she should be trying to shill the live she spent so much time on, not this. at least put an ad for it on screen or something. please Bae
>>88559385Gonna have to agree hereChat comes up with some pretty dogshit ideas Members is a little better if only because they came up with the Baecademy ideas so I’ll give them a little credit
Is this how autism effects Aussies
>>88559385It wouldn't be as bad if Bae didn't have the worst case of tunnel vision in the company because literally all of these dogshit suggestions are from the same dude and she can't help herself from reading off all of them
>>88559528What seriously? Theres no fucking way
>>88559497I once spent the better part of a month compiling rat squeaks so yes
>>88559624its the guy who does her timestamps
>>88559624yeah this unfortunately >>88559680
Me, personally, couldnt care less about stalking her chat and im enjoying this as much as i did Gigi's
>>88559791Thank you lowest common denominator consumer.
Simone sounded a little different from how I remember
>>88559791Bae is my oshi, and GG is runner up, but there is no way in hell you think this is as good as September.
>>88559624it's painful because it's true
>>88559791No you dont get it, i MUST be mad and complain here, the one place she wont read
>>88559877GG was a mix of traditional lunacy with an overarching journey in between Septembers.I love Bae but she's gotta do better.
i wouldnt mind if it was different song desuive done haha funny 10 hour song challenges, this song is just boring which is its worst offense.
>>88559970sorry that your feelings got hurt mr seasoned toast
>>88560044why is it so hard for you to click "close stream" if you are this mad about a shitpost stream.she's not gonna zatsu, she's not gonna anounce anything. She said its fucking aroundThis is the most skipeable stream in her entire channel and you are sitting here going "WHY WOULD BAE DO THIS TO ME?"
>All I want for Christmas if it came out in the mid 2000s
>>88559421I hate that she took a whole month of to record for that and did basically fuck all to advertise it
Chipmunke Bae my beloved
>>88560186you dont get it, we needed a month of ominous anticipation leading up to an announcement to coincide with a scheduled tweet
>>88560186Bae actually has a negative sense of how to grow her channel. She either stumbles into it like with the PP game or she streams for an entire month like Febaerary and then nosedives off the planet after she hits the peak that is her birthday stream by taking a break because she just spent the entire month streaming.
i think all numbermonkeys should be beheaded and raped or raped and beheaded
>>88560186Honestly as much as I enjoyed the live I still don't think it was worth sacrificing a month of streams (to me personally, I know it's what bae loves but the tradeoff was not worth at all for me)
>>88559385The best ideas for stream always come from when Mane-chan reads my ideas from /here/ and redirects them to Bae
>>88560387I think Bae should do numberfag streams but not actually make them fun to watch. Oh wait that's what she's doing.
I HATE THIS SONG.
>>88560387She wants to get to a million before her friend comes, she knows how to grow her subs (Midnight Monday Radio gives her on average 2-4k just for 2-3 hours of work)This meme from chatter #2 that Bae reads everything they say is not that.
My enjoyment has multiplied hundredfold.
>>88560536>ConanBAESED
>>88560507I would kill to have an MMR that went for 10 hours
>>88560681Her throat wouldn’t make it and it’d have to be an all nighterKaraoke and zatsu between songs is a winning formula though, lets you rest your throat and it’s a lot of fun
>>88560439your ideas are sort of shit honestly, thanks
Speaking of autotune, at what point in time did it become acceptable to make it so 99% of pop music must be sang with it?
>>88560507Bae has always streamed whatever the fuck she wanted, be it a twitter, chat or other holomen suggestion's.You keep triying really hard to push one singular chatter half of us dont even register as the cause of all the streams you dont like
>please like one of the shittiest unarchived karaokes in the companies history
>>88560916That chatter? ADHD
I mean it's kinda good her stream is just background material since there's a lot of other good stuff on tonight. Maybe she'll do something kino after primetime
>>88560916I never thought we'd see a white knight for a random chatter someone claims to not care about so hard
>>88560888The mid-late 2000sThere was a period it was everywhere and not subtle
SUDDENLYFRIDGE
>>88561073>be gen alpha>all music is auto-tuned>listen to old musicwow old people fucking suck at singing
>>88561057Is it really so hard for you to comprehend that most of us dont read chat because we dont care about what 40 greytards and her members have to say?Some of us watch the stream
If the GOXLR broke again….We’ll be free though
>>88561073Are the people who enjoyed this shit in the mid-late 2000s considered millennials now? maybe they are worse than I initially thought
>>88561235You're watching this garbage?
>>88560888When T-pain made a career off of it
Bae you weren't supposed to piss on your computer
>>88561235yet you're so passionate about it
>>88561226Melodyne was invented in the 90s and literally everyone who records in music uses it, everyone. The thing about pitch correction is it doesn't have to be blatant robot sounds like some artists do, it can just be subtle touch ups on your voice that no one would ever even notice unless they really paid attention
>>88561355Don't listen to this guy, Bae. You should piss on more things.
FUCKI couldn't screencap that pose in time
>>88560888>>88561073Autotune became a pop aesthetic just like in the 90's indie/punk bands loved to record in the shittiest setups known to mane>>88561350If you are gonna antipost can you make it less blatant?
>>88561355yeah piss on my mouth next
None of this would've happened if bae used a thumbnail with feet in it
>>88561346If you were a teenager then? Yeah, you’d be in your 30s yesNot like literally all music from then is like that, just some pop
>>88561464Ive been a member for 3 years, I dont like every stream Bae does because i have sense of when its pretty clear bae doesnt give a shit so why should i?
>>88561577i said less blatant
>>88561464Autotune has literally never sounded pleasant, I get it when people do it for jokes but I do not understand how another human can hear an autotuned voice and go "Yeah I fuck with this joint"
>>88561483I might actually agree with you for once but mostly for the bait
>>88561483Do you have an example image
>>88561611yeah man we get it, your brain is literally IGN, bae this stream is a literal 7/10 in your world, you dont have standards and must consoom
>>88561677I know in your homethread all you do is spout buzzwords but at least try to fit in okay?
This stream is a test And I shall be rewarded for not faltering
>>88561797I'm sure you're watching this stream, considering all you are doing is sitting in this thread defending it
>All I want for christmas is YEW!
This could've been 8 hours of Nier or Yakuza 3 or a horror game stream
okay maybe worth it for loli bae
>>88561846Yes. In this thread we watch streams.I know its hard for You to understand that concept but you should try it sometimes.
>>88561807Thats right brrat tomorrow is the test portion you'll also have to note the time of every bae pee break
She better sing Halloween songs for ChristmasIt's only fair
>30 reps so farso basically if i go to sleep she'll still be going in the morning?
She's talking about me btw
What I want to know is what does mioposter think about this?
>>88562085Mmmm yes Bae, give me more chatter suggestion slop. I love it when you read an idea during superchats then waste an entire slot during your busy season with this absolute bottom of the barrel shit.
>smash that subscribe button if you want this to end
She's turning into a child
>>88561618you just don't notice the good autotune, see >>88561364
>>88562188>Inmediatly defaults to chatter boogeyman and buzzwordsAww you are so cute! You really think anyone cares!
This is the saddest sounding chipmunk I've ever heard singNow granted my only other experience is with Alvin and the Chipmunks but still
>>88562336it was an idea by chatter SaltedBread 3 streams ago
Bae should have did this with an actual good song like Once in a Lifetime by Talking Headshttps://youtu.be/5IsSpAOD6K8?list=RD5IsSpAOD6K8
Bae should've been a loli..
That baby? mine
I think this is a cry for help
>>88562399for maximum brainrot, last christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
This rat woman has gone mad, she's no longer singing the song, she's mumbling nothings to herself
>>88562454I think Once in a Lifetime works better because of the repeating lyric "Same as it ever was..." works so perfect for looping
>>88562371You should marry him if you bothered to learn his name and record when did he suggest the stream.I mean you are already obsessed with him.
>>88562336why do you keep replying
Don't refrigerate your pets kids
This child is quite bratty now.
SHE HATES US BROS WE WON
>>88562515thats a valid point, and the part where he says "How did I get here?" would be great for despair memes
wait when did the background change?
It has been 3 hours, she has gained less than 400 subscribers
>>88562615Like 20 minutes ago.
We're entering the ad-lib zone>>88562615About 5 or song reps ago
wait a second... this is just milord with a slightly less posh accent!
>>88562661so if she does this for ten days she'll be at a milly
She hates me... it's over...
This reminds me that Bae should do something like Placid Plastic Duck again someday Bae rambling for hours was amazing
She LOVES us
>>88562795That was a really good stream, i was rewatching a bit the other day
So this is what my uncle with a bipolar wife went though
>>88562037>Horror gamelol>8 hours of yakuzawithout minigames or substories? nah not really. Yakuza 1-4 has a lot of padding on the main plot so it bores you after like 5 or so hours
>>88562661Does Bae know that shorts buff is over? she probably would get more subs from playing horror game.
>>88562932Did his wife randomly pretend to be a teenager?
I think I'm one more song until I go insane
>>88562990She probably doesnt know at all the algorithm changed again no
>>88562990it existsjust at night during JP timestreaming shorts during this time is a literal deadzone, just ask fuwamoco
>>88562990>says she doesnt want to stream horror games >"Why doesnt she stream a horror game?"gee boss i dunno
>>88563050Think of all the retail workers who listen to this shit for an 8 hour workday
Bae is going to cut my dick off!
>>88562990It's not actually over, she gained plenty of subs from her zatsu the other day, it just works sometimes and other times it doesn'tBae's zatsus are the sweetspot for her when it comes to sub gains via this shorts method
This could've been 24 hours of Cindarella
>>88563148I think 24 Hour Cinderella endurance would have melted my brain even harder
>>88563045Younger
>>8856320710 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
okay but who swipes onto this when scrolling shorts and decides they need more of this in their life?
>>88563282Reminds me of how they blast Barney and shit as a torture technique Imagine being stuck in solitary with SUNAO NI I LOVE YOU blasting on loop
I would like to let you all know that on that one Gigi stream, she sang September exactly one hundred and twenty (120) times. Take of that what you will.
>>88563407>competitive autism
>>88563348Im already in awe people actually use youtube shorts
>>88563407And All I want for Christmas is 30 seconds longer...
>>88563407gigi also had planned the entire thing out with toys and shit, and did faster sped up versions of the songbaes just looping it with the pitch changed
>>88563407This may be some behind the scenes thing she got into with gigi. Can i blame gigi for this?
There was never a "shorts buff" you dumbasses.>shorts come out. YT shoves all the content in there in your face without curating >this includes streams. This is the "buff" which in reality is just youtube showing your content to people it usually doesnt>everyone picks on this and starts generating shorts content>now that there's thrice as much content, YT doesnt need to shovel it in your face because it can now curate the algorithm and recommend you stuff.Its not that shorts were a magical way of gaining subs, is that you reached a broader audience before people took 400000 House MD clips and made a content farm.
>>88563510To be entirely fair she started actually changing it up after the coffee kicked inShe probably should have planned some stuff ahead for sure but it's not just pitch shifting
>>88563407Lame, i think Bae and Gigi should focus on competing in bed instead.
>>88563570Well, no one called it magicWhen they refer to a buff they’re talking about that increased reach, obviously the subs don’t come out of nowhere
>>88563561They hang out in discord with Mumei while Mumei and Gigi play Roblox
>>88563644They should compete in Roblox
>>88563570>no shorts buffBULLSHIT Neal, you just wanted to push your shitty offbrand tiktok and fudged the numbers for a bit dont at me
>>88563683Gigi vs Bae in parkour civilization who comes out on top?
>>88563751Hi, Neal here. Get fucked.
>>88563570"buff" is /#/ lingo so of course its useless dogshit based on vibes.It came from Mio playing a popular game and one of those retards going "OH THAT GAME IS A BUFF!!" so the whole terminology is useless because it implies some content makes it so you instantly win views just for doing it
>>88563672Didn't Bae mention it was them and CC + Biboo trying to convince her to try Roblox?The roblox gang is real and they're trying to seduce bae.
>>88563827Blank slate no training? Gigi 9/10If you let both practice the number should even out but that's if Bae doesn't channel choketaro and also the negative depth perception
>>88563570Shorts don't have ads so it's a massive buff bec of that alone
>>88563644Its okay bae mogs her in tit size
>>88563661the thing is that even the increased reach is a meme.very few people use yt shorts compared to instagram and even less people stop for a stream, so its hard to determine how much they used to really impact your videos.Not to mention that the algorithm in of itself is just imposible to read and has been ever since its inception. Plastic Love went viral for literal no reason after the algorithm decided it should be pushed everywhere and now we have holos singing it
Uh ohShe's thinking
>>88564117we can thank the algo for an entire generation thinking a cover of Renai Circulation was the original version
FEET MENTION
>>88564254Oh god i read chat afterwards i feel sick
>>88564333Yeah that was your first mistake
all i want for chrstimas is bae man...
>>88564117Hololive wouldnt have gotten mainstream without Miko's Nigga clip
>Singing while doing squatsMUH
Hasn’t Bae sung while doing squats? During ring fit or something
Why would she do jumping jacks retard
>>88564235Funny story about who sang that cover
>>88564491quick quick, seethe more about your gay chatter crush
>>88564504
>>88541086tell me about your oshi's mental illness
All i want for christmas is for bae to>SQUATupon my face
It looks like Bae is humping the screen
you think bae's anus coloring is petite or she's got a mean brown eye
>>88564649cheese colored
>>88564619She's very stubborn
>>88564619Shes a very special girl and you should subscribe
I didn't know squatting consisted of going limp in your joints and compressing your maximum height by 20%
>>88564649She bleaches her anus even though i tell her i dont mind it being brown
This is now a stealth training stream
>>88564560CheeksRyS?
Her viewers were dipping and then they shot up past the peak once it started getting later
>>88564619Autismo Competitivo
Im gonna say im displeased with this stream because she should be on thr lower part of the fridge, where is colder, and then move on to the top part
It's funny how every single girl in Promise has competitive autism
>>88564906Technically she moved from the freezer to the fridge already
>>88564906Are you saying you’re feeling disfreezed?
>>88564897>People finish watching other streams>See bae streaming>Join in if they have timeWelcome to why Corporate Vtubing exist
>>88564526???
>>88564961aka "giving a shit"would be nice if other holos followed suit
>>88563570man House MD is so kino, bae should watch it I don't think she ever mentioned it
It's impossible to sing while doing pushups rumao, they aren't like squats, they utilize your airways
>>88565045>House md>KinoYou just like hugh laurie because House is worse than a soap opera in terms of "nothing happens until viewership dips and suddenly a character gets hit with something "
>>88565135this vexes me.
on the bright side, she's exhausting her energy reserves so hard that she will have no choice but to actually call it quits
WrongThis rat is deceased
>>88565208this is the vtuber version of taking your dog/child to the park to let it tire itself out
>>88565135I dont remember if it was house or bones but they had one member of the writing team admit that at one point they just started reutilizing previous scripts with minor changes and no one noticed
>>88565633in the context of exercise too
real voice leaked
Calliepleasenowright nowright this instanttake me sweet deathplease callieplease