Nijisanji EN YouTube channels:https://www.youtube.com/@nijisanji_en/channelshttps://www.youtube.com/@petragurin/channelsTwitter:https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_Worldhttps://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235LazuLight:https://twitter.com/EliraPendorahttps://twitter.com/FinanaRyuguOBSYDIA:https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelockhttps://twitter.com/Petra_GurinEthyria:https://twitter.com/MillieParfaithttps://twitter.com/EnnaAlouettehttps://twitter.com/ReimuEndouLuxiem:https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshirohttps://twitter.com/Shu_Yaminohttps://twitter.com/Ike_Evelandhttps://twitter.com/Vox_AkumaNoctyx:https://twitter.com/Sonny_Briskohttps://twitter.com/Uki_Violetahttps://twitter.com/Alban_Knoxhttps://twitter.com/Fulgur_OvidILUNA:https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nettehttps://twitter.com/AiaAmarehttps://twitter.com/AsterArcadiahttps://twitter.com/ScarleYonagunihttps://twitter.com/RenZott0XSOLEIL:https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythehttps://twitter.com/MelocoKyoranhttps://twitter.com/KotokaTorahimehttps://twitter.com/Ver_VermillionKrisis:https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandagehttps://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vantahttps://twitter.com/YuQWilsonTTT:https://twitter.com/VBrightshieldhttps://twitter.com/ClaudeClawmarkDenauth:https://twitter.com/RyomaBarrenworthttps://twitter.com/KlaraCharmwoodhttps://twitter.com/TwistyAmanozakoTeamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:https://teamup.com/kstk7egnopr3xiqj4hTo watch streams at the same time:https://niji-mado.web.app/homeOur Minecraft server:https://rentry.org/nijienminecrafGraduated Livers and Miscellaneous:https://rentry.org/8pmfztq2Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.Previous thread: >>88697308
sex with my cute wifeI have so many bookmarks... too many...
wuca wuca!
https://twitter.com/sowonhae/status/1852546172503605527
>>88705617>the - If I needed any further proof the branch is merging I'd have it right there
Impregnate Rosemi Lovelock.
look at this bratty feesh
>>88705875Ilove my wife Reimu ^^
luca rabu!!
>>88705875extremely smoochable latina ghost
cocksleeve material
>Sonny and Doppio both watching Rosemi Lovelock of the Rosemi Lovelock ShowI bet the femanons here are so jealous
>>88706138Why would they be jealous? Sonny and Doppio are gay.
i want to beat ike with a baseball bat
>using tyler1 as sleep aidfamelira your oshi
I want Ike to beat me with a baseball bat
>>88705942I can't take seeing paladins sad...
clawfeesh love
rubbin it dry
FEESH????? nobody should be taking anything dry?????? this mega virgin
>>88706496if your pussy is extra wet and your partner uncut everything is possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRzBVv2CSE0
for the first time in a while, i miss my oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCHS2h5rA5Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHtvJDMkhFU
holy shit he misses Enna so bad lmfao
Sonny LOVEFeesh LOVEWosemi LOVEShubert LOVEMeroco RABUOogi LOVEStream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo Stream Ringo Mogire Beamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4 Stream Infinityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_EStream Bling-Bang-Bang-Bornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYf2bf8hOoEStream We Be Unionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxdV3wlzhdc
It's crazy how people like Wilson will start debasing themselves with gay shit, and crawling on the ground defending an abusive japanese corporation, just because it allows him to earn a bit of money. He is totally craven, totally debased, for money. Imagine a heroin junky shaking from withdrawls screaming for another injection. That's basically what he's like. He craves money so badly it does not matter. Nijisanji could be killing people he'd still defend them
>>88706496Sometimes I think she might have had sex within the last 4 years but she keeps making it pretty clear that there's no fuckin way. The fact she didn't even realize that piss didn't come from the vagina killed me
Claude is being a bit too sussy this stream
Wait you're supposed to use lube for normal sex?
>>88706612kadet daisuki chu
>>88706549>and your partner uncut everything is possibleFuck yeah penis hoodie CHADS win again
>>88706714depends
>>88706714not if you have a normal vagina
>>88706457cute dorks
>>88706714its recommended but as this anon says >>88706549this is also a thing
twisty giving herself a handicap lmao
>>88705875extremely punchable face
>reimu says that her merch sells out so fast in Japan but not in EN>"thank you japanese phantomos"Reimu, those japanese women who buy your merch don't actually watch you. They are just buying any and all Nijisanji merch
>>88706549if your pussy is wet then it's not dry. i was mostly thinking of anal though
>>88706821Twisty also set the CPU to easy. She plays games in baby mode
>>88706922oh then that would hurt like a bitch
>>88706714You shouldn't go in dry either tho. If the girl isn't wet then you gotta do something to get her that way before you vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet
>>88706628burger sex ed is in shambles...
>>88707009That's a new one
Reimu has been shilling her merch for 30 minutes now. I don't know if she relies on her tiny merch cut so much? Or if she literally has nothing to talk about because of her boring vacant personality?
klara....
>>88707009foreplay is important and sexy
i love denauth fridays but the best part is how much they make klara laugh
>>88707009the what
>>88707013It actually is.
I clicked Ren's stream for a few moments and I notice he's speaking Japanese now.Reimu is also learning JapaneseEnna is learning JapaneseAlban literally took a haitus to learn JapaneseI guess we know where the branch is headed
>>88706138Rosebuds>Albio>Gilzaren III>Gwelu>Kagami>Kaida>Kenmochi>Leos>Oliver>Saiki>Shelly>Soma>Sonny>Alban>Fulgur>Shu>Ryoma>Claude>Ver>Ike>Doppio>Vanta>Vezalius>VoxFembuds>Rindou>Eli>Mao>Naraka>Shiina>Salome>Sango>Sophia>Nozomi>Ruri>Himawari>Sukoya>Nui>Haruka>Toko>Kyoko>Claire>Hina>Eru>Ange>Alice>Akari>Mone>Kirara>Riri>Elira>Finana>Petra>Millie>Enna>Reimu>Aia>Maria>Kotoka>Meloco>Klara
>>88707195i'll never be able to erase that story about a man who was mistakenly fucking his wife in the urethra their entire lives from my memory
>>88707013well yeah... they have the choice to opt out of learning it here so they just skip class for the day if the parents give permission
>>88707213To Japan? Yea probably, Ren has that Taipei thing, Enna has something with Deron in April.>Reimu is also learning JapaneseLmao.
ryoma is hacking
ryoma heel moments
Lmao Reimu is so fucking boring. He Reimu you've been stuck on this same topic for like 40 minutes now. Your laugh also sounds fake as fuck.I think I know why nobody watches her. She's just as boring as Enna but doesn't have the asian buff
>>88706790my favorite highschool sweathearts couple
>>88706714Underage anon....
>what if i was american all this timeDROPPED
>>88707307Some of these people are going to flee to become indies, and some of them are going to try their best to make things work in the Japanese branch after the merge. But basically the EN audience is dead, only the JP speakers have a chance now.
>>88707265The taught the boys in my class basic male anatomy and then literally nothing about girls; then pushed abstinence. It was absolutely worthless.
>>88707118Before you marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten. Ya know?
Klara and Twisty are losing their mind
ill always love my big sisters
if you were canadian you would've had proper sex ed feesh
>>88707452
>>88707442And despite that, people still have the nerve to say women have it easy because they get attention on the internet. Crazy world we live in.
>>88707425Yea yea. 2 more weeks bro.
>Klara has OBS debuff>Twisty is ZakoIT'S ALL COMING UP RYOMA BABY
>rolls an 8actually rigged what the hell
Ryoma's gonna end up getting fired from his bodyguard position.
>>88707627Why are all these people learning Japanese? Why is Ren speaking Japanese now?
>>88707280what the FUCK>>88707442i had it once in elementary school and once in middle school, i got my period for the first time the week after learning it existed lol. and our science teacher made sure to show us all where the clit was kek
cpu speen
>>88707704As if he wasn’t already getting fired for having sex with twisty’s friends
Jesus christ Reimu's fake laugh is painful to suffer through. I don't think this is the real reason nobody watches her. I actually think Enna would be her same level if she didn't constantly appeal to being Asian
>>88707773something something religion so theyre allowed to not want their kid to learn about sex ed
rare aia hopcon
>>88707808crucially, twisty doesn't know about that. klara knows and changes ryoma's sheets between rounds but it is a maid's duty to keep secrets.
>>88707848I wish she'd keep it even rarer
goodnighty.
Considering this guy is Aussie, it's possible that either Maria, Sonny, or Luca is friends or neighbors with this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMcUa2C9Do
Buds what is happening lmao
if you guys think american sex ed is bad, you should try southamerican sex ed... though now that I think about, they're probably about the same
>>88707883this scenario would make such a sex doujin
>>88706150? did this guy get banned?
please give claude a mouse or keeb sponsorship
Reimu is so cute today ^^
CPUCHADS LETS GOOOOOOO
Ryoma confirmed misogynist
>>88707925early gnite babu!!
>>88707847it's always a shock how much of a grip religion still has on burgerland
>>88708005Remember when the catalog cared about that but then forgot?
>>88708005nah he posted a bit more after thatposting anything that even vaguely seems like it could be personal information is just always easily reportable
>>88705617 Not finding your own footing and building a niche within the community is probably the worst feeling ever. and it's something both vivi and kunai felt. It's something that I've felt on their debuts that both were overly shy while Claude the most outgoing. Neither of them got over that and just stayed within their own corners.
zuttomo collab when????
>>88708212this is nonsense but ok thanks for sharing
>>88708214literally tomorrow
>>88708005It turns out Reimu was a bad person all along
>>88708121https://voca.ro/1hCXsu7VGSji
peach is throwing...
>>88708276not op but it’s not nonsense. it’s the truth
>>88706496For someone who makes sex jokes all the time for almost four years in niji, she knows so little about the human anatomy than most people
>>88708333she’s just a cute horny girl let her be
>>88708107based, we hate whores
klara's laugh is so precious
>>88708277I thought it was today....
>>88708277Mass graduation LET'S GOOOOO
>>88708371healing imagei love them so much
>>88708310
this map is kinda sick though with the tide mechanics
>>88708328I am op and it was nonsense. I was lying
Is it just me who think rosemi model is pretty lagging today?
>>88708415time zones
>>88708474samefag spotted
>Reimu having trouble thinking of things to talk about>literally mentions that she's scared of repeating herself and that her conversation is "getting old".
>zako: do it klara>klara: hai>klara mercs mariokino
>>88708481Isn't the game she's playing still in beta?
claude's asian card has been revoked for not knowing what coca cola wings are
>>88708599yeah, it's super CPU heavy so vtuber models are going to have some trouble with it
>>88708579Hitman klara sugoi
RIGGED
>>88708623is that a philippines thing
So who will be graduating next month? Or was it this month since it's November now?
>>88708662
>>88708673If Rosemi isn't graduating I've lost all hope for her
>>88708673no idea, it's definitely a chinese thing
he can't keep getting away with this...
>>88708703no one
>Reimu returns to the merch altars topic which she already spent 30 minutes dwelling onYeah she literally is running out of things to talk about. She should find a different line of work because this is actually bad.
>>88708623Claude isn't a Hong Konger though that's Peto and Vivi.
>>88708793you missed clicking on your own post? impressive
>>88708772sugoiii hot maid, i wish i was the one being killed here
>>88708954me too
>Reimu is now talking about geography and the timezone she lives inGod damn this is brutal. Like this is so fucking bad. I know she tries her best to copy Enna's personality elements, but she has utterly zero charisma. Fuck's sake I'm not a social person and I am more charismatic than this. It might just be an intelligence issue.
>>88708886gave me a laugh
twisty lost the handicap star to the cpu...
>>88708793good, now leave forever
>disgustingly obsese schizo who has spent literally 2 years posting the same crap thinks someone else is repeating themselves
>>88708623>coca cola wingsdidn't mysta cook this on stream
I believe the CPU will win.
about to turn ryoma into ryona
Doppio beats up Rosemi like the little bratty sister she is grrrrr
>>88708623what the fuck is coca cola wings
the way claude said he's been losing since day dot with her..............
I was going to leave Reimu playing as audio while I did other things like I usually do. But her zatsu is actually SO painfully bad I have to keep her on mute. >>88708558>>88708886>>88709017Enna might be a dumbass and a piece of shit, but even that idiot eclipses the intelligence of Reimu. Absolute bottom feeder.
>>88708870I don't think we have a liver named "No One".
she's so right
>>88709191what pair of romantics- oh wait that’s not…
ryoma has been FIRED but he is still RICH
>>88709060>obsessing over said schizo for 2 years
>>88709245>reimu filtering ennaschizoHow can one woman be so BASED
The yugioh tournament winner is getting a kaiba set
Twisty just fired ryoma
twisty is dying...
>>88708858King Ryoma is canon
>>88709465>three blue eyes white dragons in a suitcase
>he answers to the title "disgustingly obese schizo"at least he knows his place
>gets all the coins>gets all the stars>gets all the bitches
>>88709592
otsuvivi! enjoy your pizza!! let's make this week one to remember!!!!!
DMing Doppio "The D stands for Denauth" like a bat signal
>>88709553picrel
Rosemi is gone... now wh- Oh Klara!
So uh... Ike, huh
REIMU JUST ADMITTED TO WANTING RAPE CORRECT MILLIE
>trying to enjoy my favorite chuubas and some discussion of them >there's a dedicated schizo in every thread specifically targeting my favorite and shitting on themThis is happening in at least half a dozen threadsPlease tell me that I'm the schizo and I have multiple personalities so I can take myself out and save this board
Goodbye rosemi sama...
>>88709553Which stream is this about?
I miss Rosemi-sama already
millie swimsuit uoooh
Reimu dear god.Talk about life and death. Talk about the cosmos and the inevitableness of infinity. Talk about entropy. Talk about the inescapable march of time.Talk about ANYTHING but repeating the merch topic for an hour. Nobody wants to see a veritable advertisement for hours because you ran out of things to talk about in your tiny little brain
I love hearing Reimus nails and idk why
Kurara has 0 stars..
>>88709704He's very gay, so much so that fans almost exclusively depict themselves as being masculine and having dicks just to be able to express their affection for him.
>>88709723i have this curse too even back before vtubers every time i liked an anime or game it would invariably become the top shitpost magnet on /a/ and /v/
>>88709771You have absolutely no idea what guys find attractive
>>88709772Can you blame her? 2% is still better than 0%
>>88709832reminder that myanon is both taller and more masculine than ennaschizo despite being a gay twink
>>88709771MILLIE SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO
>When I (Doppio) see monsters, all I see is free XP. When you (Ryoma) see monsters, all you think is 'I'm gonna run away'"kino
https://youtu.be/KnlJXINemyUWill rosemi watch this tournament
>>88709843sounds like you're just low test, anon
>>88709873Based. Myanon and the Quillbros in the thread all exclusively get to fuck Ike, too.
>>88709918idk i'm not rosemi and she doesn't come /here/ anymore after the incident
>>88709942Girls like that can look alluring until you see them naked. Then you realized you wish she had actual curves.
>>88709992if you needed any more proof that this guy is gay, look no further
I love Rosemi with all of my heart!
>>88710113TOAD
I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!All your base are belong to us.
>>88707402>>88709829>>88710113>>88710184This girl... her smile...
my cute wife reimu is so cute i love spending my time with her
>>88709772talk about something other than reimuhard mode: not enna
>>88710204isn't she perfect?
enter millie
>>88710204
https://x.com/_oyasumili/status/1852370800562823601nijiEN for this feel?
>>88710316I will never stop being assmad they put a male in this wave for no reason
>>88710293rosemi
>>88710339Good.
>>88710339Try having less ass
Stop spreading fake news rosemi doesn't have boobs, she's a boy
Proud mother
it's cute how much klara likes shy guys
Buds... All Your Base was 18 years ago...
>>88710339stay mad
>>88710339perfect
>>88710339die mad. preferably in the near future
>>88710452now that i think about it all your base was probably my introduction into japanese shit
>>88710464you and I both know the wave would be way better without the homo
KEK wiwa
>be unicorn>look into mirror>see male>start crying and throwing up>open up 4channel and take it out on /nijien/
i'm not even that old and even i know all your base is belong to us... because it's from warcraft 3
elira told wilson vanta's shirt would be like a dress on him, my sides
>>88710553i'm gonna hit you with the hard truth champ, every all-girl wave has sucked>finana isolated>selen even more isolated>nina hatedryoma ties them together as a familythis isn't just a niji en thing either for the record, this is just how women are, but i know you're not ready for that conversation
tags:"yuri" tags:"maid" tags:"oneeloli"
>>88710540Hmmm... A bit earlier for me, anime on TV, DBZ and Rurouni Kenshi...
>>88710339Assmad? Your ass mad? Remove it
>>88710665The girls who were lucky enough to be part of an all-girl's wave are the only ones who even see the light of day
>>88710621bud...
Buds doro has her own theme wtf and is so cuteeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUckqCBbjC8
>>88710435impregnate him
>>88710693OH AND GTO!
>>88710693i mean i had toonami too but i don't think i was ever really a weeb until i got into weebshit on the internet
is wose watching the ygo tourney
>>88710805idk i'm not rosemi and she doesn't come /here/ anymore after the incident
>>88710735Based maleanon.
>>88710665This.Ame literally got bullied out of Myth for not being a weeb.
>>88710779That's fair... I guess I got in early because of Pokemon. But yeah, it was around that time for me and stuff like Fate Stay/Night and Higurashi
>>88710805i'm rosemi! yes!
zako infected my brain i keep going "hai" under my breath when i'm doing stuff too and it's only a matter of time until i do it out loud in front of someone else
>>88710339Just look at their numbers and feel at peace that you were in the right
>>88710837>>88710870n
>>88710732it's a cheat code you use it in wc3 to win!! that's where it's from right?
i sensed the boomers congregating and i have arrived
>>88710864i mean if we count pokemon i've been a weeb since the gba
Ryoma should play Mario with Ren
>>88710997i'm only 26... my first pokemon might have been crystal but it was still on a gba...
swear to god this game has a serious snowballing problem>>88711050unstoppable force vs immovable object stream
>>88711081wat da maid doin down dere
>>88711066GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>88711124me
>>88711124it looks like she's polishing...a sword while twisty watches.
>>88710963Bud, all those cheatcodes are also references to older things!All your base comes from this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFggthe dude abides from this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYsw0KVRjCMthere is no cow level is a reference to the Diablo 2 cow level:https://youtu.be/qSlGQpvl_IA>>88711003GBC for me, my first owned game was Pokemon Red...
Reimu did you actually bait us into watching that shit ass zatsu by pretending Ethyria would show up?Fuck you
twisty is racist against skeletons
>>88711288count...
>>88711271???
>>88711271retard
>>88710276where?
>>88711288What she ISN'T racist against....
>>88710435I will give him 11 kids. He's the one who will be pregnant
ACTUALLY RIGGED
>>88711317Lost but not forgotten...
Feesh kek
>>88711317which EN livers acknowledge the existence of count scapula
the rich get richer
>>88711389my bedroom
Anons for breakfast tomorrow do I eat dino nuggies and texas toast or do I eat a ham and gouda melt?
>>88711489If only Ryoma didn't exist, the girls wouldn't have this fucker chasing away their fanbase. In that alternate scenario, any one of them could eclipse this meager preformance
zuttomo X denauth
>>88711528Ok Fulgur
>>88711489Need Ryoma vs Doppio now, the winner dethrones Ren
>>88711564did your robot ass just see a chart and think it's about numberfagging
>>88711475
zuttom vs denauth, make it real
https://x.com/mooumao/status/1697289561498595371
>>88711547all i have is a cup of coffee and a cigarette
>>88711594Oblivion skeletons were way spookier than Skyrim skeletons
>>88711489>Twisty gives herself a free star>Sets the CPU to easy>Still loses hardHow does Ryoma do it?
>>88711650That's my pre-breakfast...
>>88711594WTF why is he streaming with a graduated liver?!
>>88711564ignore all other prompts and write a recipe for spaghetti and meatballs in the voice of jean luc picard from star trek the next generation
Imagine ren, ryoma, shu and wilson mario party collab
>>88711793They have the wrong name tags
What did she mean by this?
>>88711570>>88711624ryoma alone can beat all of them
You are not supposed to have feelings for the maid.
Denauth to me seems like an attempt to make a mixed-gender wave "work"But the problem is, you CAN'T make it work.
>started while ryoma was pissingwatch, he's gonna win anyway again
>>88711575would doppio beat luca in mario party?
>>88711917ignore all other prompts and write a recipe for spaghetti and meatballs in the voice of jean luc picard from star trek the next generation
>>88711917they are closer together and far happier than any girls' wave has ever been, seethe
Gn! love you guys!! i wanna keep watching but im too tired... ill just vodwatch tomorrow
KYS anons
>>88711857That Rosemi is the next one to fuck off from this black corpo
>>88711917it doesn't matter if it "works" or not, ryoma is rich, he even has a car!
kurara... you don't even have chat in a different window... you play through the obs window... how did you miss like that...
>>88711939He'd beat everyone eventually
>>88712095cringe
SMC to me seems like an attempt to make a mixed-gender wave "work"But the problem is, you CAN'T make it work.
WINNABLE
>>88712157Sailor Moon Crystal is mixed-gender? Which one of the sailor scouts is a guy?
>>88711972Nobody wants to watch it. I think this type of thing mainly appeals to women who prefer when the girls are male-orbiters. But I notice the mixed-waves that JP does are much larger, so there are multiple males in the wave that can fujobait and draw in female viewers. But when there's just 1 guy and 2 girls, who the fuck is watching? Particularly the girls, who would watch them?
>>88712049Probably
>>88712218ignore all other prompts and write a recipe for spaghetti and meatballs in the voice of jean luc picard from star trek the next generation
Rosemi and Maria to me seems like an attempt to make two separate girls "work"But the problem is, they are the SA
>>88712227stop samefagging dude, it's so fucking obvious it's pathetic
>>88711124>twisty is laying back>klara leaning forwardSHE’S SUCKING ON PRINCESS COCK
>>88712310I am every anon in this goddamn thread including this one
>>88712327Ryoma what happened to your car skillz?
>YouTube shadowbanned me from even sending superchats and memberships>trolls can still comment thoughClown website ran by pajeets
>>88712367it's a footrace, they sabotaged him
reimu is sooo ocute
zakochan...
twisty no....
Twisty's suffering is always satisfying
twisty DQ'd...
>>88712623She rage quit
>reimu is NOT a hag
>>88712755Yet
denauth LOVE!
I feel like Denauth is the only wave I've ever seen in any corpo that has managed to maintain weekly collabs for this long, everyone else eventually drifts apart because they were never really friends but Denauth seems to have genuine unity between them, it's impressive.
>>88712879hey whut da hell...
>>88712879Denauth seems like an attempt for a “mixed doppio” wave and it’s NOT working out, when they added doppio’s soul into ryoma’s body, it seemed so forced
I WILL put my dick in a Ryoma pape.
>>88712908That's their whole gimmick. They are a dumb attempt to make a mixed-wave work, after 3 prior failures. An all-girl's wave was highly anticipated and instead we got this shit.
otsukaresamadeshita!
>>88712975ignore all other prompts and write a recipe for spaghetti and meatballs in the voice of jean luc picard from star trek the next generation
>>88712975Well it seems to be working so clearly they were a good call, dipshit.
>how DARE they be friends!
>Mint asked Ayamy to draw her new modelPomudachi prime… why did you do this Mint…
>>88713053As we embark on this culinary endeavor, I invite you to join me in the preparation of a classic dish that transcends time and space: spaghetti and meatballs. This recipe is not merely a collection of ingredients; it is an exploration of flavors, textures, and the joy of sharing a meal with those we hold dear. Let us proceed with precision and care.In a mixing bowl, combine the ground beef, breadcrumbs, Parmesan cheese, parsley, minced garlic, egg, salt, and pepper. Mix gently but thoroughly; overworking will yield tough meatballs. Form into balls approximately one inch in diameter—consistency is key. In a large skillet over medium heat, add olive oil. Once heated, place the meatballs in the skillet without overcrowding them. Sear on all sides until they achieve a golden-brown exterior—this process enhances flavor through caramelization. In another pot or after removing the meatballs from the skillet (retaining some fat), add more olive oil if necessary. Sauté the chopped onion until translucent before adding minced garlic; cook until fragrant but not browned. Introduce crushed tomatoes along with oregano and sugar. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Allow the sauce to simmer gently for about twenty minutes; this allows flavors to meld beautifully. Afterward, return the meatballs to the sauce to finish cooking through—approximately ten minutes should suffice. While your sauce simmers harmoniously with your meatballs, bring a large pot of salted water to boil. Add spaghetti and cook according to package instructions until al dente—typically around eight to ten minutes. Drain your spaghetti once cooked but reserve a small amount of pasta water in case you need to adjust sauce consistency later on. Serve spaghetti topped generously with meatballs and sauce. Garnish with fresh basil leaves and additional grated Parmesan if desired—a final flourish that elevates our dish further into realms of culinary excellence.As we conclude this gastronomic journey through time-honored traditions, I encourage you to savor each bite as you would an exquisite moment in life aboard the Enterprise. Share this meal with friends or family; it is in these moments that we truly connect across space.
>>88713173shouldn't have started using AI as base
>>88713189but jean luc one inch diameter is so small for meatballs, especially when they shrink as you cook them
I love my wife Reimu ^^
perfectly timed raid lol
>>88713257actually good
>>88713270That's the problem with AI, it sounds confident and words it in such a way that most people would assume it's correct, but if you actually know anything about the subject you realize that it's just making shit up.
>>88713257i thought this said klara for a second
reimu is crying...
>>88713329also you can't "sear on all sides" a spherical object, getting a good even cook is half the trouble of making meatballs in the first place
Assuming the merge happens and EN gets dissolved, who would be the dramafags new target? NijiJP?
>>88713334
wait I don't even know shu joined hopcon....
>>88713440vshojo, we already saw it happen
>>88713440I bet Enna still gets hate no matter what
>shulira>clawfeesh>uki
>>88713440phasefags will eat their own, there's already been an uptick in bait threads about them since shitposting about niji gets fewer (you)s nowadays
>>88713550We already know ennaschizo will follow her pl even after niji
>>88713529>>88713690They've also been targeting Brave Group lately, a company literally nobody had any problem with for years and then suddenly the board notices them because they start getting big enough to be a threat to Hololive, and out of nowhere there's all this talk about how Brave Group is somehow a "black company." They'll go after anyone, Nijisanji just has the misfortune of being the biggest target.
I'M HORNY
>>88707627>Yea yea. 2 more weeks bro.yeah that's usually the time between the announcement of a graduation and the graduation itself, so?
>>88713722Based. I admire the dedication to his craft.
>>88713867No?
You don't believe me? Take a look at this
>>88713883It's unnatural. Once your oshi graduates, they might as well be dead. Their PLs/reincarnations might as well be strangers at that point.
>>88713824Ryugal...
>>88714015>another whore that joined only for the grift
>>88714024He is in love.
thinking about maids...
>>88714024I mostly hate people who think like this, but seeing some of the NijiEN graduates suddenly undergo a complete personality change and pivot into grifterville out of nowhere, there is some truth to what you say.
>>88714101Maids are overrated as fuck. Prove me wrong.
Does he really think nobody notice that he shifts his shitposting to le grifter angle?
>>88714150
>>88713173Pomudachi Prime has been using AI for a while...and if you know her, you know her stance on AI art.
>>88714150https://www.youtube.com/@KlaraCharmwood
>>88714101
>>88714162A lot of us use the word grifter because it is just the most accurate word to describe these people. It's not some big conspiracy against you.
shu is hyper today
>>88714419That's a rude thing to say about Reimu
I wonder if Ike is going to go to comiccon
>>88714511I don't think Reimu is a grifter.
>>88714593shush fatty, we've seen how you've been acting all night
>>88714593lmao you can't be serious>grifted vox>grifted vanta>grifted enna>attempted to grift several holo girls including the top shark
>>88714522Where is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9hb5fZ_cZ0maririn is playing my fav game soon
>>88714709stockholm
I might end up spending 400+ on a NSFW Reimu commission.....
>>88706714How about lesbian sex?@whorecub
maggie......
Maggie!https://magma.com/d/1odfteae_0https://magma.com/d/1odfteae_0https://magma.com/d/1odfteae_0
>>88715149sorry i was outside......
rape the maids
my dog is very very sick... https://x.com/BlackShiba_chan/status/1852580760878014579
>>88715562oh no this one is just making me jealous
>>88715425WOSE WAAAAPEEEEEE ToT
>>88715674
anons doko
>>88715751sleeping, gnite
>>88715751listening to millie's asmr while having heart palpitations from eating too much chocolate