If Pickme was a Vtuber. Cucklings will deny it, but in their pitiful hearts, they know it's true. Why is she such a grifter?
>>88710956If? Pikamee was a vtuber.
>>88710956She perfected the pickme grift in ways that Pippa, Lumi, Kirsche, and Smugalana can only dream of. Imagine having smitten your male fans so hard that you can actively insult them and they'll bend over backwards and take it up the ass for you just because you do a little unicorn pandering and pretend to like all the nerdy "boy" things like speedrunning and Dota.
they should just shut down the board after 9pm est
>>88710956>>88711208What did she do?
OP here, why won’t anyone pick me? :(
>>88711889She knew that meleefags play on CRTs. Honestly, that was enough for me.
pickme is the stupidest zoomer meme
>>88711889She pegs her saplings
>>88710956post tits
>2 old threads about Fauna expire>2 new ones appearsasuga, brownfeet.
>>88711889tell me this isn't the most pickme shit you've ever heard>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends>I'm sure you've heard the saying don't meet your heroes, I don't think that necessarily applies to everybody, but I think its good if you can just watch streamers and enjoy their streams for what they are>Fauna is mean in real life?>I don't think so, and I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know>But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close>Anyway, I hope that is okay, I know, I know, don't be sad, cherish your friends because they are just as cool as streamers I promise.>I promise they are>There's nothing particularly special about streamers, I mean like sure maybe there's a streamer and they're great at singing but does that make them a better friend, no, it doesn't>someone can be a great friend even if they aren't great at singing>My friends are cooler than you? I hope so, I hope so>quite a few of my friends are streamers, what do I do? I mean that's an exception.>I mean obviously streamers have friends.>And I'm sure sometimes people have made friends with streamers and it workout out, but you know>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun>yeah exactly, the great part of streaming is interaction.>There's a back and forth which makes it great, the banter.>you just try to make me laugh? You do, you guys type funny stuff all the time.>I think I would've had a harder time being a lets player without having a chat to bounce off of mmm hmm>But, you should always...I know I shouldn't lecture you guys...>It's important for you guys to not neglect your real lives too>Put yourselves #1 always.>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.>Please take care of yourselves.
>>88712026op's a brown faggot but this is why i can never take her "mommy"-ness seriously. she is such a caricature of a baby millennial and i never see her act in a way that makes me think she's older than 28. she has negative hag credentials as far as i can tell, although i don't watch her too often so it's entirely possible a fair bit's slipped past my notice.
>>88712450 (me)it's perfectly fine if she's not a mommy or a hag. but it does make me roll my eyes super hard when people act like she is; people who i assume are around the same age as her.
>>88712527The funny thing is, is that on debut she told that she gets the "Mother Nature" joke and all but everyone should really curb their expectations to "onee-san" at best, and has pretty consistently maintained that stance in streams so only people who rarely or never watch her outside of clips keep the mommy joke going.
>>88712385Isn't lecturing men the opposite of a pick-me?
>>88710956What is it about green women that make their pickme energy far more powerful that others?
>>88711889Pandering side:>doesn't collab with male vtubers>used to do "positive affirmations" ASMR>pretends to be a "gamer girl" who likes "boys" games like Dota, SOMA, DnD, Skyrim, Hitman 3, and RunescapeBPD manipulator side when she thinks she has her fans wrapped around her finger:>we ARE NOT and CAN NOT be friends>drops ASMR entirely>drops members streams>makes crude jokes about cumming in your mothers mouth>drinks alcohol on stream
>>88712668yeah that sounds about right. glad to hear she doesn't try to (badly) fake being older. that's a major pet peeve of mine. zoomers who take an interest in real millenial era/retro stuff are cool too.
>>88712944She is pretty transparently the most zillenial person I've ever seen on stream and hasn't shied away to dating her age within a plus-minus 1 year range just from what she talks about.
>>88712527>>88712450>they don't know
>>88712874>>makes crude jokes about cumming in your mothers mouth>>drinks alcohol on streamJesus I can't believe we discuss this on our Christian image board.
>>88713135i clearly indicated that both posts were by me now tell me the thing i supposedly don't know
>>88712731Wach this and tell me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgCHZbylmus&t=12120
>>88713290oooooooooooof
>>88713290>timestamp starts with her reacting to the question>timestamp does not start with the actual questionlost interest
>>88710956Pick me is such a retarded fucking word
>>88713290The tone of this is completely different from what I was led to believe from it being spammed every single day. I was under the impression she had a melty and went on a tirade but this just sounds like someone pseudophilosophically musing about semantics.
>>88712527As a certified cuckling, it's mostly only literal kids and tourists who does the mommy shtick. It feels like everyone else are just making fun of the fact that she (and by extension us) are slowly becoming dusty and crusty compared to the youngsters. Add in a sapling's disposition to act like the emotionally unstable partner in a toxic codependent relationship and I can kinda see why others would think it's just mommy roleplay 24/7.I guess this is why the "not friends" speech hit fdundschizo so hard. Everyone else was in in the joke and he was too retarded to be clued in until Fauna had to spell it out for everyone.So in conclusion, I want Fauna and Kronii to have hot make up sex.
>>88713488yes, the people on this board are retarded or bad actors, im glad you can now see for yourself.
>>88713655>I want Fauna and Kronii to have hot make up sex.I wrote this.
>>88713488Antis tend to be unhinged, except black corp antis, those are based.
is this thread supposed to make me dislike fauna? this feels more like an ad and I think it's working
>>88710956Why are you female?
>>88713943all corps are black my niggau might not be ready for that wisdom tho my apologies
>>88710956>pickmenow show pussy slut
>>88713290no, this isn't pick-me. this is reasonable.
>>88710956fuck you, brownfeet, kys
