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>>88856306
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1853267873235349885
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 106
Collabs: 109
Twitch collabs: 5
Solo karaoke: 5
Members: 17

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart (She's the cutest demon in the whole world)

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Love my princess Rissa and she loves me.

>>88856494
Me on the left

>>88856494
Are you a female, twitter-using, attention whore?

>>88856630
Projecting much?

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>>88856630
Some EU ojisan jailbird, who sometimes uses twitter and gets hearts from our princess.

What is Nerissa's autistic obsession with being breaded and bread people?

>>88857119
She just loves buns

>>88857245
She loves baguette in her dijon honhonhon

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sex with Nerissa Ravencroft after she decides on a game

>still no game confirmation
Should I be worried?

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>>88857853
She slept late, probably still sleeping or to groggy to put on the frame. If she doesn't get the perms she'll put on smth else so no worries

Nerissa shoving bread into my warm holes!!!!!! Wow!!

>>88857245
Yes but not the top bun

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There's something sus here
https://x.com/underdatv/status/1853452592850096142/photo/1

>>88858158
>She slept late
she was awake 6 hours ago

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October favorite

Rissa Flayon collab when?

>>88858469
Id let her peg me

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Reminder that this is a no-feet thread. We do not feet feet /here/

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>>88859228
I'll feet the feet and there's nothing you can do about it ><

>>88858808
Never, you homo beggar

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morning workout with my wife

>>88858808
How much do you think she met up with the boys while they were both in Japan and that's part of why she never had any stories?

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Late Halloween sex with wife and her wives
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123869324

>>88859469
100% lmao
we all know how she was before hololive
she's making a business decision on screen, off screen its the same as it was before

>>88858529
Blue nails confirmed???

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I sure hope there are no jailbirds retarded enough to actually reply. I'll personally rape every one of you that does

>>88859469
>>88859517
You sure love to think about dicks all day.

>>88859594
>Replies

>>88859469
nah I don't think so, stayed isolated in her room like the retard she is. I wouldn't imagine she interacted much with the boys. But she definitely goes out to suck dicks on domestic soil along with her twitch whore friends.

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>>88859228

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Unpopular opinion but being blatantly raided isn't as bad as our resident schizos, at least you can tell these fags apart easily.

Funny how suddently it is ignored by Homobeggars that Rissa in Japan
>streamed
>was a full-tine hikky
>went on dates with Irys and Ririka
>prepped for Advent's anniversary
>prepped for her 3d debut
>prepped for Advent's 3d collab
>worked on her EP
>worked on Breaking Dimensions
>Worked on her appearence in Kiara's 3D live
>Worked on her appearence in Mori's 3D live

>>88859951
These aren't even homobeggars you retard, they are just trolling and raiding

>>88859951
Sisters don't watch streams, you should know that

plap plap plap plap

>>88859951
> cured cancer
> solved world hunger
> streamed less than anyone
> still put up far less work than all her genmates
at least she really learned a lot of FF7 lore

>>88860246
>> still put up far less work than all her genmates
>Advent v Advent?

>>88859951
People are *really* overplaying how much work she did on her EP in Japan

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I'm calling the police DHS PACT riot officers are beating up the raiders and throwing them in vans

is it wrong that I prefer raiders over christfag? at least they can be mildly entertaining

>>88860536
I'm doing my part. i'm stuck in my office till 10pm and i'm really thristy and i forgot my bottles at home

>>88860492
She only recorded Shatter. In her own words the others were already done before she left for Japan in May.

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>>88860630 (me)
I'm so mindless from thirst i forgot to attach picrel

>>88860692
I failed you baker-sama.... i did not hydrate properly...

>>88859602
You're the that seems to be mad about that.

>>88861051
ESL

Remember Jailbirds, replying to bait and raids does nothing productive and it would make Rissa sad

Why did Rissa retweet Shioraven vore art?

So in this series that Yuri_kyanon is making right, Rissa is Fuwamoco's mother. But Beebs is also Rissa's daughter? But older daughter? And now Shiori is there too but i sont quite get it. Is Shiori the other parent?

>>88861548
if you have to ask, you aren't a jailbird

>>88861881
I'm talking about the vore part. I thought cannibalism was Shiori's kink. Not Rissa's

>>88861656
Yeah, shioraven is a lesbian couple and mothers of the advent babies (diamond dogs)

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>>88861548
Why not?

OPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ1Sfotw7tE
New Short
I really need to hear the full cover, Rissa I beg

>>88862481
AAAAAAAA RISSAAAAAAAA ASK SUICHAN FOR THE FULL COVER PERMS AAAAAAAAAAA ONEGAI!!!!

>>88862481
Rissa's legs are hypnotic

>>88862481
I'm sorry Rissa, but I can't help but laugh at your japanese

>>88862481
Rissa, we know you are /here/. We also know you have had dinner with Suichan in Japan and she joined EN, including you, in New York. Please ask her whether you could make a full cover of the song. She already likes you, even if you dont believe it, so she may say yes.

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>>88863053
This poor jailbird has somehow managed to shoot himself in the back of his head 4 times, jump out the window and then hang himself dead...

>>88863053
>and he was never seen again

>>88862481
So does this mean she mocopi working?

>>88863375
No she probably recorded it in Japan

>>88863053
and this is how we were robbed of more JP voicepacks, because of idiots like you

>>88863053
As long as the words aren't blatantly incorrect I don't really see it as a big deal

looks like her boyfriend did the mix, she never plugs the others bu

>>88856306
never watched her, what skills and weapons do i give her in skyrim

>>88863518
Staff probably, she's a ranged princess

>>88863518
Full rizz and have her fuck her way through skyrim

She is distributing hearties for the short AAAAAAAAAAA (4/4)

>>88863577
Yeah just got mine, I missed hearties so much...

>>88863518
With or without porn mods?
Anyways, give her some non-elemental damage spells if you have mods for that, and a cool staff

>>88863839
Nah Rissa always plays with nude mods

Jailbros, i'm expecting a lot of Holocure next week. The update drops the same day as the Espresso MV and you know Rissa's obsession with Holocure

>>88862481
Wow, she so cute and cool.

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https://x.com/ERBloodflame/status/1853517727438385300

>88864201
Go back >>88864054

>>88863564
>>88863839
what spells on the staffs?
also if you could be so kind and tell me the same thing but for la+

>>88864235
Maybe some illusion spells. Also, if you can, make her use some shouts as a way to symbolize her singing powers

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>>88864201
Cute
I'm glad she's getting the positive reinforcement she needs

>>88864447
It was almost that. She ruined it by the last sentence, making it about herself. What Kiara did was better

>>88864201
homobeggars will say it's related to the unicorn incident

One day, Rissa will duet with Suisei. I believe. And it will be absolutely glorious duet

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>>88864680
>Rissa shouts FUS
>cooldown 1 hour

>>88864796
My JP oshi with my kamioshi. Their voices will bring everyone to their knees.

>>88864796
Remember
>Nerissa - Kanade - Suisei
They all had the same role.

>>88864851 (me)
Meant for >>88864361
Eternal shame upon me

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>>88864680
You talk like a woman, shut the fuck up and post your pits if you're going to be insufferable
>oh em GEE, like, Becky tooootally didn't mean what she said, I mean did you HEAR how she ended that compliment? GOSH! Samantha's was like, totes better.
How do schizos like you not read what you're typing and realize you're a bunch of wannabe foids gossiping online

>>88864924
nta but if made to watch pride and prejudice twice in 2 weeks don't ask why female traits start to pop up

>>88864924
>>oh em GEE, like, Becky tooootally didn't mean what she said, I mean did you HEAR how she ended that compliment? GOSH! Samantha's was like, totes better.
The fact that you are able to come up with that makes it seem more like you are the women? Is everyone here a woman?

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>>88865026
Rissa needs to slow down on the woman content and get a casual outfit showing off her MASSIVE CLEAVAGE so we get some fucking testosterone in here
And more Runescape streams

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So are we still confident she's going to have a 3D live for her birthday? Because my confidence wanes by the day.

>>88865120
her runescape streams are pure cancer, fck off

>>88865120
>casual outfit
One day, it will be a reality. One day...

What are sisters babbling about?

Nerissa please don’t shlick to the shioraven stuff. What about astarion? You’ll make him sad

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>>88864201
Bloodraven rising

>>88866051
Correct, she shouldn't shlick to Shioraven stuff. She should fap to it!

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3.5 hours until the stream, what will she play?

>>88867032
Maybe more SH2. I'll be late per usual because of work

>>88867032
SH2, if she got the perms in time.

>>88867032
SH2 if she got the perms. Powerwashing if she didnt

>>88865328
why the fuck are you posting this dude?

>>88867032
I hope it's SH2, but it seems like it will be a surprise

>>88861548
link?

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>>88868264
https://x.com/HuuSri/status/1853407853899587972

3 or 4 hourse before the stream starts? My timezone is so fucked up.

>>88869220
I can't tell without a frame either because of DST and shit

>>88869220
four

>>88869443
Thanks, looks like I have time to take a nap and go to the medical commission after the stream.

What if the game she's waiting on is the fucking FF7 gacha...

>>88869858
Are you ready for 24/7 Rissa streams?

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https://x.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1853551160189432096

>>88870467
Keisea back?

>>88868832
disappointing, that ain’t no vore

Wife insta post https://www.instagram.com/reel/DB9ei8IuiV6/

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>>88871778
DEATH TO PERMSGUY

>>88867404
Rissa, you should've just said so from the beginning.

>>88871778
if this was a perms request for more SH2 streams, then I completely understand why Ame left. The perms issues are so restrictive, it's insane.

>>88871910
If I make fuckton of money I wouldn't care about not being able to play a mess of a game on stream desu. I'd be more mad about song perms

>>88871778
>>88871910
Perms are a real pain in the ass. I can understand the need to cover their base after the whole Holocaust thing a few years back, but it really seems like it's over compensating nowadays. Japanese corpo autism doesn't help whatsoever, but you'd think they'd find a way to streamline these sorts of things at this point

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>>88871908
Why do some people still think i'm Nerissa???

>>88872297
WATABIRD?! WHY IS IT ALWAYS YOU!?

>>88860629
The jew is worse than the christfag. Bad enough to get put on a list.

>>88872447
I DONT KNOW

>>88872225
They go through this process especially because of what happened in 2022
>Holostar member RIo plays a game they got perms for
>While streaming it, someone from the publisher saw this and decided "Errm no, i dont want him to play" and copyright striked him
>Cover comes out and shows the perms recived by that same publisher.
>The retard then had to make a public apology for his retardation and getting Rio banned.
This is why Cover will never let up their autisim

>>88872600
STOP THAT

>>88871778
Or how about another game that does have perms you lazy woman?

>>88872618
Ah I didn't remember that one, but it makes sense. Just a shame the perm autism is necessary. Still, would be nice to streamline things a bit so they come back in a timely manner, but I know fax machines only work so fast

>>88872883
just in case, the tldr
https://youtu.be/_rRMgTbOtsQ?si=0nQFh_uPGXTaJFT0&t=102
>FalseEyeD
Yes I know, but this was the one person that I knew who covered it

>>88872883
you're also forgetting publisher autism on top of Covers "must get perms for this game"s tism. All of it sucks and nothing can change until JP laws change on it.

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>>88872831
But i like a poweryapping simulator.

>>88873045
Me, she's giving headpats to

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>>88872776
LOOK I JUST DONT KNOW OKAY. It somehow happens. I have no idea why. Maybe i just have a better telepathic connecting with Rissa than other Jailbirds (sorry for phone posting, i'm commuting home)

>>88872169
Song perms are an entirely different beast, with loads of precedent for litigation. Gamers all over the world stream plenty of games without issue, aside from Nintendo being garbage. Even unpopular/controversial streamers have no problem.
>>88872225
Cover is being overzealous for sure. Staff should be proactively requesting perms for all their talents. If needed they can renew perms every so many months or have them indefinitely until the company says no thanks. I swear it's amateur hour at all of these large orgs, it's baffling to me they can't hire competent management.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtCSlVjGIY&ab_channel=NerissaRavencroftCh.hololive-EN

>>88873204
Hey, no worries. I'm also phoneposting. WE ARE

woke up at 7, just got onto my computer. why were they raiding us in the damn morning? well, whatever, it's not like they matter. excited for poweryapper in the few hours, but it kind of sucks when both rissa and raki overlap. i usually just VOD raki when that happens, so i might do the opposite today.

Off topic quickly, but is Rissa selective on who she gives hearties too?

>>88873531
members only on Youtube, anyone she sees on twitter

>>88873531
She isnt as long as you are kind

>>88873531
if you're known to be a fembird, prepare to receive preferential treatment. Otherwise, you're probably not going to receive one, that is unless she genuinely likes your reply, or something she posted. Does she have people she flat out ignores, maybe? Personally, it's hit or miss with me, which makes wonder if she worries about giving me too much positive reinforcement.

>>88873573
Not mean or anything. Just normal responses. IDC about hearties but it's been a hot minute

i will say that the rrats about rissa's manager being the same as fauna's manager keep looking realer and realer with how similarly they're treated.
>bare minimum
>not much help with projects
>constant perms issues
compare it to the treatment that henma does for the girls he manages, or mori's various managers, and it's such a difference. still better than how j-"chad" treated kiara back in the day, if any of you were around then, though

>>88873978
Both call their manager "mana-chan"

>>88873978
Both are/were dm'ed by their manager during stream regularly

>>88874044
it's "mane," not "mana," and it's a pretty standard term for a manager in JP. could still be another point towards the rrat, though.
>>88874106
oh, yeah, that's right. other managers have done the same but that's a good point

At least pretend you've watched Hololive before you twitch retards

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>>88874343
This looks like coffeefag propaganda

>>88860644
She didn't say this at all.

>>88874444
It's over for you teafags, we have our own song and Nerissa approved blends

>>88874608
NTA but she did say she recorded the other two before she went to Japan. They obviously weren't 'done' as in 'finished' but her part in them was.

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>>88874608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iHtJw4D9tY&t=3880

>>88874673
The others were likely done because if you watch the stream where she talks about it, the reason she couldn't include Shatter in the 3D live was the final mix wasn't done. In order for her to sing the others in her debut the final mix would had to have been done and submitted.

>>88874608
Tourist

>>88874612
You think you've won but you lost a long time already. They literally say tea in Rebellion multiple times.
>A-D-V-E-N-TEA

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>>88875125
this nigga coping

>>88874903
>In order for her to sing the others in her debut the final mix would had to have been done and submitted.
Oh good point, I hadn't thought of that.

guys rissa was on team tea those months ago, remember? we, as nerissa lovers, are then also on team tea

>>88875160
EXCUSE ME, i'm not a nigga. I'm a Nerigga

>>88875199
Think about the choreography. In order to have the song approved for the debut they needed the mix submitted, and all recording was done by the middle of July. In order to come up with and practice all the choreography all the selected songs would have had to be done long before July.

What happened to Surveybird btw

>>88875346
Probably busy, I think he's baker-dono

>>88875346
are they really worth doing anymore?

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I love those little Advent family AUs where Shioraven are the parents and Diamond Dogs are little kids. Seeing Rissa being a mother in general is really cute.

>>88876092
So much ShioRaven today

sex with sex

>>88876319
What type

>>88877343
sex type

>>88878139
What's the type chart looking like?

>>88878173
sex is super effective against virgin, virgin beats chad, chad is immune to sex

that's all i've got so far, but it's coming together nicely

funny how every time she speaks about real life romance, family, future relationship, growing old with someone, she's never inclusive to bi/gay, always straight as fuck. Never once acknowledging the possibility of gay couples. Yet everyone thinks she's a lesbian.

>I'm hard at work
Bitch please...

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Glad it's not a game I have to actively watch cuz I'm trying to learn how to use controllers and play MonHun world both for the first time in my life

>>88878748
Play SNS and spam perfect rush

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>>88878859
I know it's the most balanced choice for a total noobie like me, but I'm a masochist so I'm trying Insect glaives

>>88858976
God, this makes me so hard everytime

>>88878579
what prompted this?

>>88879135
FF gacha

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25 minutes for timezone bros

>>88878506
Yes we've known this since the BG3 arc, anon

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>>88878506
gay is for fun and memes, most women naturally desire a man for mating.

WIFE LIVE!!!

>>88878506
this

god i love her so much

>Didnt submit them on time, got cocky
fkn lmao

>a bathroom that dirty
imagine the smell

>ywn power wash a public restroom with Nerissa as her melodic voice echoes off the tiled walls

Why doesn't she just say it's SH2?

>>88880944
Couldn't wait a second, could you?

>>88880944 (me)
If I had waited 5 seconds...

>>88880944
are you happy now?

>>88880989
but even before today...

shame she didn't get the perms, but please...please please play something else other than fucking powerwash

Does she needs perms for every individual SH2 stream or something?

i hate how the perms pipeline gets clogged up so much

so, PowerWash sim, she can play whenever, yet SH2 requires perms for every stream. Why are Japanese developers like this?

>>88881161
>sony

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Cool

>>88881121
Yup, the perms are for specific times so they need to be planned ahead of time. It was the same for Wukong, if I remember correctly.

>>88881239
proof that she starts 5 minute early solely for our sake, pretty cool

>>88881340
that's definitely one way to interpret things

>>88881330
>SH2
>Wukong
>any souls like
>Rockstar games

she still wouldnt do karaoke

>>88875346
I'll do it later this week.

i hope her brainrot takes control and she covers that symphony song in all the dolphin memes

No one is going to show up for it. That should have been the members stream.

>>88881611
She did one last week

wtf hearing her voice made Monhun so much more fun. Is this the power of 2nd monitor streams

I have no strong feeling for gg, one way or the other

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Sneaks into your thread

i think nerissa likes cunny

>GET CLEAN GET CLEAN GET CLEAN
She was talking to you stinkybirds

Tall girls who are sweethearts are the best combo. Truly the best.

>>88882125
kys

I would like to see Rissa toot her horn if you know what I mean

>>88882125
okay ill shower after the stream

>>88882152
Jailbro... i can smell you all the way from Europe

MORE POLYESTER HATE

if you need something to listen to while watching Rissa, def recommend "You're in the bathroom at a club in xx year" for this specific stream

>Who wants to party in a bathroom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY

>>88882125
I literally showered 3 days ago im very clean

EVEN MORE RECORDINGS????

>>88883381
They release voice packs every single month

>>88883381
probably some birthday voicepack

>>88883381
Rissa loves voicepacks

NOT THE GNOME

Bros. I'm an adult and i'm crafty and able enough to make a tree house. How does on make a tree house in an apartment complex in the center of a city on the 4th floor?

>>88881239
Oh, I didn't know she straight up liked stuff from the R18 tag

>>88883979
Very carefully.

>>88883979
Apartment complex? Not gonna happen
Now if you use one of those street side trees as the base, then you'll be cooking

>>88883979
Just highjack a big tree at a local park, the kids will be thankful

What fucking SEAcreature doesn't like Rissa's accent??

>>88884089
>>88884090
I have a balcony of 16800 squared inch

>>88884165
She'll literally find the most obscure haters ever, she's got an SSR skill for it.

>>88881239
She flicks her bean to fanart before every stream confirmed

>>88883979
very illegally

>>88884165
the answer is always jealous women

Honestly, i believe Rissa finding gangnam style around 1k views with her k-pop and idol obsession

She's such a hipster

>>88868717
She liked the one with the fuck me nipple pastie

>>88884075
She's liked art of her getting gangbanged before.

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So many cute giggles today

>>88884763
shess... which one, just for curiosity

>I used to
She's in fact still seething about it

I wonder if Rissa ever caught her little brother masturbating

>asked for a turtleneck
>plays fucking EUIV
What a fucking nerd

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The fact that the ravencrofts had so many girls and only 1 boy might indicate that paparissa has weak sperm, as you inherit the Y chromosome from the father

>>88885108
bath time with your 10,000 year old sister

>>88885227
Pray tell me what the statistical chance of having a Y chromosome has to do with the strength of sperms

>>88885108
How many times do you think he's seen her naked?

>>88885227
I read somewhere that it's more likely to have a girl when resources are scarce. Maybe their family has been through tough times?

>>88885274
The Y chromosome has to fight both X chromosomes and if it loses then the baby is XX. Didn't they teach you biology?

>>88884763
Proof?
There are like 1 or 2 hololive vtubers who liked at least once straight up porn fanart, Matsuri and choco i think

>>88885274
The human body defaults to creating a female every time unless a Y chromosome is able to successfully "mutate" the embryo to a male, some men have a harder time passing down their genes than others which results in all or mostly female offspring

>>88885478
The other X chromosome still comes from a winning sperm anonchama...

I was just thinking about Holocure she read my mind 0_o

>>88885227
NOT AGAIN. IS THIS THE SAME NERIGGA THAT HAS SPERM WITH 2 SEX CHROMOSOMES??? >>87571980 BRO... Men determine the which chromosomes pass as they have both X&Y. They come from the same nut...

>>88885524
You know that your absolutely retarded take means that all women should virtually be identical copies of their mothers right?

>>88885587
I need a holocure stream soon

She doesn't even have the bare minimum strength for archery and got beat by every other girl arm wrestling imagine how easily you could throw her around

>>88885541
So it's a 2v2? Well at least it's a fair fight.

>>88885662
Jailbirdchama... you cannot be this uneducated about sexual reproduction...

She's lying. She will immediately take her words back when she sees my horrific face.

diddy mentioned

>is it monday or tuesday
i love her being so checked out that she doesn't know if it's election day or not

>>88885882
It can't be worse than how ruffians shut down the akiba mr donut because they were sick of seeing fat western weebs

>>88885968
nice try p diddyrissa

>buger sex ed. is really this bad
ER bird can you save them?

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>>88886006
It's fucking terminal man, there's nothing I can do about it

>>88885993
she might not even vote, she's too busy playing her video games

>Rissa does so well with positive reinforcement
That's a fucking lie

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>>88886006
Hi, i feel bad for them. Education has failed them. We need better teachers (me) but i do law and legal history

>>88886082
she'd be too lazy to drive there

>>88886166
hey, that's me too

Rissa is so hot

"You're short jailbirds" onee-shota bros we won

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>>88886283

>>88886156
How does it feel knowing the chevron deference was overturned

Those 5 jailbird plushies Rissa bought? All (me)

>Giant Jailbird plush
If it's the same size as Fubuki's 3rd anni Miteiru that I have, I will buy it

>Rissa called herself mommy

>>88885227
From when I'm from we say that families who have sons, have them due to the father not being enough fo a "man" for the family, so a family with only daughters would mean that the dad is a real manly guy, but if it's only sons the the dad is a wimp, something happened after Nerissa, so that Maph II was needed

>Nerissa is a feeder
Architect bros??

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Nerissa the Architect

Rissa having a feeder fetish was not on my bingo card

>you're my priso- i mean you live in my house cuz you're my pets

>>88880331
Then why does she sell lesbianism. It will only sabotage her future.

she's being extra cute today.

>>88886614
>Fuwawa has a a feeder fetish and likes to watch Nerissa eat
>i like to watch Nerissa eat
>Nerissa likes to eat
>Nerissa likes to feed people
This too is FuwaRissa

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yeah I'll tire out her jaw

>>88880331
You'd be surprised at the amount of lesbians I've seen openly crave cock and creampies when they're ovulating

>>88885227
I'll try to explain this
1 "X" from the mother's egg is guaranteed
the sperm has (an almost) 50 50 chance of having either Y or X

>>88885229
cut to Rissa slipping a condom on that thang, cant have her brother's kids in her

>>88886362
I hate admin law and judicial review in every country and on international level. It sucks. i do laws of war, international dispute resolution, International public law, humanitarian law, comparitive private law, international private law, comparative constitutional law, international human rights law, comparative criminal law & international criminal law, including procedure) and a little international comparative tax law. Shit like business law, admin law and environmental law, i skipped those

Week one and she's already blasting me through a wall it's going to be a long November

Holy shit i have never heard anyone be this offended over fucking bigfoot

>Bigfoot belongs to the midwest
Didn't the bigfoot myth originate from northern california/oregon?

Big foot belongs to the Pacific Northwest

I have no idea who she's talking about

>>88887283
American Folklore

>>88887098
we’re in this together jailbro!
this = Rissa

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>>88887283

We learned about paul bunyan in kindergarten and I thought he was a real guy for years

>NERISSA HATES NTR FROM ALL ANGLES, WHETHER IT IS CHEATING, KEKING OR STEALING

>>88887524
The only NTR she doesn't hate is "Nerissa The Raven" so- oh wait she hates her as well

Nerissa respects the sanctity of marriage because she is a good Christian lady

>>88887283
>>88887321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan
it's pretty funny

>>88887524
Yes, we know she's boring

>Do you guys have any advice to help me sleep?
>try eating before bed
retardbirds are out in full force

i hope the malpha catholic rrats are real because i'm also catholic. pretty bad one though i haven't been to church in like 8 years

Rissa the thread is my safe space, stop reading or I'll triple the horny posts

women be buying pillows

wait so why is benadryl bad for you, I take a shit load to help me sleep

idky shes over complicating sleep just do it

Whaet???

Rissa...

How did this stream... become this...

Trying a different pillow later if this goes bad it's on her

I love it when her mind wanders into these strange topics

Nerissa will be the first holo to actually die before graduating, she jinxed it so bad

>>88888282
Will Cover count that as alumni? Technically she simply won't be streaming anymore.

>>88888463
it'd be up to her family from a legal point, but probably.

>>88887881
It is true. She was a missionary in her past.

>>88887881
median years since last church appearance for a catholic is 11 years

>>88887713
Then why does she act like a faggot

>>88888649
damn, I'm even above average then! I feel better about myself now.

I'm Nerissa's mushroom buddy. (I dont eat mushrooms)

>>88887524
But apparently homosexuality and gender politics is A-Ok for her. What a joke.

Rissa is just too cute

>>88888649
How does organized religion hold so much power when literally no one even goes to church

semen retention bros hearing her talk about my mushroom cap isn't helping i'm bricked

rissa I know you want to be a trad wife but you're better off as my tard wife

Baker-sama, are you around?

>>88889228
Yeah.

I have green thumbs. I have lots of plant buddies. Lately i have been spicy pickling my own balcony grown cucumbers. I sell them to my friends and family and it tastes good

garbage supplement regiment

I've got close to 10 different pills to take each day, that's nothing Rissa

>Nerissa is vitamin D deficient because she barely goes outside
>I am vitamin D deficient because my Latam pigment refuses to absorb the vitamin D.
We are?

Baking.

washing bed sheets ... oh no .. so much work

what a lazy bitch

>>88889594
For someone who also hates doing the laundry, yes.