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Tatsu love
>>88857155. . .
>>88856534OMG ITS MY ART!! that’s so epic, thank you baker nii-chan <3 I’m so happy Neppie saw it and thought it was cute
>>88856534Nep nep!
I can't believe you actually got neppie a binkienow she just needs to suck on in for us to hear....
>>88857155Grrr this brat!
>>88857784gotta train them to pull a good hard vacuum early
Cute model, cute voice, or cute personality? Which is most important?
>>88858289cute personality, cute model, cute voicein that order
>>88854997>>88855015You're right I should have said "Anal plz" to Aruru instead
>>88858289Responsive and genuine is my #1, which might be under "cute personality" but not really because I'm okay with boring girls or not traditionally cute girls as long as they're responsive and genuine.Voice comes in a close second, and model third.I have to say though, the model is what gets me to click first.
>>88858289While a cute model is important, it's also the easiest of the three to fix. Of the three I'd say personality is probably what gets me to stick around. If her personality is cute it will lend cuteness to her other traits anyway
>>88856534>>88857764neppie! give me tier 4 on your discord! i want sex too!!!
>>88858289The model is atractive at first glace, but I personally get disappointed when the voice doesn't match the voice, yet you can have the prettiest model and the cutest voice, but they will be useless if you don't have a charismatic personality
>>88858638You fucking retardIt doesn't matter what you say if you don't include a dick pic with it, how are the chuubas supposed to know if you can please them otherwise?
I will fuck every single one of your oshis
>>88859327We don't actually like receiving dick pics, especially from strangers, please don't. Just say hi and make conversation, ask me about my day, talk about stuff I played on stream or suggest other stuff you'd like to see, talk about what's going on in your life, I'm genuinely interested in hearing that stuff from my viewers. I wouldn't block someone for opening up with "Sex plz" but it really doesn't give me a lot of room to respond either.
>>88859533Not even in your craziest dreams, nerd
>>88859533No, you can’t take my dragunny away from me
>>88859681autistchama...
>>88859681Can I get feet pics then?
>>88859681you're barking at a wall
>>88859681>talk about what's going on in your lifeAh, yes. Ranting and venting about your life to a stranger on the internet. That's exactly what they want.
>>88859809why do you say that? I DM my oshi that I want to kms every day and she pats my head each time
>>88859895Good oshi
>>88859681I assume those talking about DMing dick pics and tributes are either 1. joking or 2. too crazy to be reasoned with
>>88859909i'm joking, that's just my dream
>>88859895Bad viewer tho
>>88859952Sadly far too many aren't joking...
>>88859533not if i fuck you first. try correcting someone after i prolapse you.
>>88859681You can get all that on stream chat. Just close those fucking DMs.
>>88859952If only you knew how bad thing really are...
>>88859681so you let yourself be groomed into e-sex by strangers? good to know. i'm pretty sure you're the only one tho
>>88860206>i'm pretty sure you're the only one thoI'm 5 for 5, you just have to do better than opening with "sex plz"
>>88859952kek these guys are autistic enough to do shit like thatthe biggest reason there's so many "lonely men" isn't because they are unattractive it's because they are retarded
>>88860466I'm retarded but good lookingI'll just say the unattractive part plays a bigger role than you think
>>88860415so you confirm that you have e-sex with viewers? i did not expect that based
>>88860590No, I have e-sex with chuubasI'm not the person you were replying to
>>88860634sure you do pal
>>88860648So you readily believed that chuubas were having e-sex with viewers, but not that viewers were having e-sex with chuubas?How does that work?
>>88859983>>88860160What? I thought it was all joking. People actually do that?
Her model is so cute what the hell
>>88860720i'm a different anon
>>88857155One of these daaaaays Miwa, one of these DAYS I will lick those damn smug eyebrows off
>>88860802Understandable have a nice day
>>88860795I was joking and I'm 99% sure the other anon was too
Is there a single uohchuuba who doesn't have rape fantasies?
i wish i could groom chuubas too but the one i pick are always ungroomable. aruru, neppie, alice, ellie. all ungroomable.
>>88861032I have just realized that I'm the only one grooming my oshi, feels good
>>88861093my oshi trauma dumps in my dms but I'm scared of doing it back if that counts
>>88861093I groomed mine but I ended up breaking up with her because she was cheating on me.
>>88860988Impossible because that's embedded in the female genome
>>88861152>if that countscounts for what?
>>88861263as groomed
you are all whores and manwhores, truly a lot made for each others
My oshi constantly wants me to play her autistic games with her in private. Does that count as grooming?
>>88861432everyone's just having fun, relax lmao
>>88861432Uh... I'm not like that
>>88861432I'm made for your oshi
>>88861294>>88861459counts. now be proud and continue grooming
>>88860742its an economic and social cocktail of loneliness>more young men than women due to immigration>rent increases, people less likely to dine socially>more women in the city than men>60% of all dates made thru tinder and social media>spending more time in traffic per day than socializingthe average man's only hope is superhuman feats of social proclivity. More than 15 hours per week of socializing
>>88861653>the average man's only hope is superhuman feats of social proclivity. More than 15 hours per week of socializingI've opted for the enlightened routeDisregarding society and jerking off to anime little girls instead
lolibots soon bros
Living at an off-grid ranch with my tard cunny wife...
adopting a brazilian lolichuuba and living happily forever..
>>88861778>tard you get it
>>88861459Yes, she is grooming you.
>>88861623>>88862317She keeps saying that no one else wants to play those games with her and it's not a good game for streams. I'm not her first choice I think.
>>88862367what games
>>88862427Hentai Furry
imagine playing loli games with your oshi on vc
I kind of want to buy games for my oshi so she can play more games, does anyone else think so too?
>>88862686We had that with Irina before her faggot mods ruined everything.>>88862759Just ask your fans on stream, you don't have to try and trick us.
>>88862427Satisfactory, factorio and an extensive amount of small indie puzzle games using screenshare. TIS-100, Shenzhen I/O, almost every Zachtronics games.When I say autistic, I mean it. We played games that are literally just processor design with a coat of paint.
>>88863434You haven't lived until you've helped your uohshi design a ship in Aurora 4x
>>88862759I gifted my oshi a steam gift card last year for christmas she was happy
>>88863434I feel envious, factoriolikes are my favoritedamn
>>88863877You say that until she makes you play Py for 700 hours.
>>88864127Funny thing is I still haven't finished it after 1000+ hours
>>88863506TIS-100 is literally just programming in assembly.
sick, recovering with brat
>>88865392Banana in pussyRice in cunnyAnalTaken from behind
>>88865240Yeah but it's basically a RISC, a baby could do it
>>88863434Damn, congratulations on getting in Jelly's dms
Remembering the time that Irina joined her discord server's VC on her phone while at the beach to talk about how her swimsuit didn't fit right in the front so she couldn't bend forward too much.
>>88866345damn I know who to groom now
Rima-chan is cute.
>>88866345How comes so many uohtubers are programming autist? Women represent only 5% of all programmers.
>>88867377Anecdotally the best programmers I know are all trans girls
>>88867377My oshi doesnt program but she models and uses Unreal Engine
>>88867532are you calling Jelly trans?
>>88867926He's calling anon's oshi a man.
>>88867730Ny oshi's retarded
>>88867926No, I was merely implying it
I hope irina just oversleeps and doesnt do the stream. I just know that if she wakes up she isnt going to sleep all night again..
The thread has gone from "grooming your oshi into sex" to "grooming your oshi into doing your math homework for you" surprisingly quickly.
solve thissqrt(-1) love cunny
>>88857155whore
heres some drawing inspo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0zzxSpO8MsSleepy Irina talking about her lesbian fanfics
>>88871083fuck off low life retard
I just finished working out. I hope you worked out for your uohshi today, anon.
https://voca.ro/1ak7cZfQfJtYa gift for you anon
HI ANONS!!! I hope all of my big bros and sisters are doing good today. No stream today I don’t think, but In return I’ll be streaming tomorrow to have fun with you guys again! <3 I miss you all. Please tell me how everyone’s day has gone!!
>>88873680why the fuck do you care?
>>88858289Dianko had cute personality and cute voice from the start, but started growing only when it was completed with a cuter model. Her older one was hard to look at.
>>88873680Good job working out anon!! I’m sure your oshi would be very proud of you :3
>>88873796uoh.
>>88873810It's just some friendly encouragement to help you take care of your body.>>88873914Thank you! I hope she is!
>>88873796Oh no... She's reverted to a baby....
>>88873807Went as usual, nothing specialLooking forward to your stream!
>>88859681So how was your day, v-anon?
>>88873807It was a relatively boring day at work. But it was welcome with how chaotic it has been recently.
>>88873807Today was very busy, I've barely had time to check anything. Tomorrow should be easier so I'm looking forward to it!
>>88873796ToT
>>88873796ToT uoh
>>88873796I'm going to buy you a pacifier if you keep acting like this
>>88873876>but started growing only when it was completed with a cuter model.*when she started interacting with other/bigger chuubas. /vrt/-unity and all this stuff.
>>88876659She wouldn't grow with this model. Design? Maybe. Model itself? No way.
>>88868142Same. Love her
>>88877063jesas
best age?
>>8887866222
>>88877063that's disgusting
>>88877063Don't get me wrong, left is pure sex. Right is just not in anime style. Reminds me of similar case with Nikkei Nata. Not because it looks similar but because it's very different to common anime style.But I still think people overexaggerating importance of having appealing model in vtuber's success.
>>88873796what contents do you plan to focus on
>>88874124I'm actually speaking on my native language! Sillynese>>88879925In what sense anon? I guess mostly gaming fun games! And zatsu!
does anyone have a backup of the contents posted Sun 02 Oct 2022 12:30:22 :))) ?mai curiosity is getting to mee
>>88881778what?
>>88882271what.
>>88881246ok stream please
>>88881778https://litter.catbox.moe/t8nz55.mp4 there was no thread on oct 2 2022 at 12:30:22. are you trying to say something sir? you spanking the monkey? choking the chicken? wiggling your wiener? cumming?
any cunnies live?
>>8888387434258304/#q34427584 ?
>>88883874Etya....
Kiki's playing Phantasmagoria 2: A Puzzle of Fleshhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf0wOOmSLAY
>>88884083>debuts>refuses to elaborate>leaves
she's beautiful
>>88886463shes so beautiful, i love her so much
>>88886463Nobeta neppie?
>>88886604
>>88878662a twitch policy compliant age like 110 or 120 years old
>>88887863really, any age between 80-140 is peak
>>88887863>>88887932I do love me some lolibabas.
The age of 300 is in demand.
>>88873680kill yourself! no one cares! go back to your containment board!
>>88888709?
don't "?" me faggot you're all so fucking annoying trying to "help" people by humble bragging about yourself just find a real person and fuck off no one needs your advice
>>88889739I just want lolis to love me
any online?
>>88890146Irina is in her VC watching some stuff on her watch together room. Tatsu is streaming Osu in her discord (but I don't think she has a public link up yet)
>>88890337mm I didn't get a chance to get the discord link, I should ask for it once she streams
>>88890337>private discordShe already fell to groomers? Sad....
>>88890692It's not really private, she just only shared it with people on stream for a bit because it's not fully ready. She should have a public link soonish.
>>88888709>>88889739You seem very angry over something so inconsequential.
>>88893285fat anon doesn't like seeing people exercise
I just pooped. I hope you pooped for your uohshi today, anon.
>>88895614Didn't need to poop today, but I'm glad you did!
Yumi is a child.
Eager to see her again, I waited until 10Her appearance always anticipated, My hunger for her always unsatiated.Her voice always comforting like a pillow,Her presence as sweetening as marshmallows.Soon enough she was gone with the wind,Soon enough I craved for her again.My heart ached for her, for I've put all my stakes on her,No one else fulfills my spirit, no one else to rebound or to pivot.Though courtful but vulnerable, I told her my woes,"I wish to hear you again, so my doubts never remain as foes"She whispered to me gently, and uttered a few lines,My pains soon vanish, for she blessed me with a love so divine.
>>88888787>>88893285>>88894764newfags the all of you. that's blue archive schizo. he likes to tell people kill yourself. he's learning how to do it playfully but he has brain damage so it takes time.
Okay I'm done bumping. I'm going to sleep.
Just want to say that I love my little sister chuubas so much
>>88900500I posted this
I love my cunnyouhshi so much. I want to give her a big hug and pat her head while we go and watch brainrot videos on the plap couch.
loli bj...
one more for the night
>>88871192>Nipples are high and slightly outwardHmmm. What if I like inverted nipples?
>>88904531That means you have shit tasteI'm sorry anon, it's terminal
/uoh/ supports trump
Goodnight uoh!!! Get good sleep everybody!!!!!
>>88905456Goodnight, go get some rest now
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