Low Chance of Survival Edition Last thread: >>88833194TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>88878636/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>88878660Amen.
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leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>88878660amen
One of the guys Altare is playing with vaguely sounds like rpr sometimes and it keeps jumpscaring me.
>TCG Pokemon cards inspire me to wake up every dayI mean I get it but oof
>>88859159another guerilla week for Armishttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1853596680844685755
>>88879177Time to stop and get some help. Or go talk about him in lig or something
>I paid for those classes with counter strike skinsOh leader
>>88879377Armis week and Armis doppelganger incoming!!!!!!!
>>88879377ARMIS anniversary is probably biting their ass, also>no gibby schedule
>>88878660AMENhttps://files.catbox.moe/nfbjrn.mp4
>>88879377hakka istg if you and the two bluefucks dont hold this week up somebody is getting spitroasted on stream
>>88880041I wish I were biting their ass too. Specifically Octavio's
https://x.com/dalandango/status/1853026073161941370
>>88881796what am I looking at
Leader wants to bring back "dweeb" as an insult. Sasuga my PG-13 prince.
nice animatic from Shinri's Mouthwashing playthroughI liked that moment a lot... he got so into ithttps://x.com/Oneirio/status/1853559185075851415
>>88878660Amen.>>88880887>Threatening with a good time
>>88882631>tweeted schedule sooni will potentially cuck the bird depending on results
*T/N: the Melbourne Cup is a horse racing event held on the first Tuesday in November each year (happening today)
>>88883160>jobbed my gambling attachmentFUCK
yeah that couldn't last kek
>you sound way too happy, what drugs are you on?Oh, if that guy only knew...
I didn't even hear what the second option was and I still laughed
>>88883524He said "Trump, or you're wrong"
>>88883598Ah, thanks
>>88883515WHY DO MEN KEEP FALLING FOR HIM
>forgot meeting
>bettel played the not-halo game with his actual brotherNo fanart of him as a space marine yet though. Most of his fanart seems to be him as a twink, a gay twink.https://youtu.be/LSM7AF2Rvbc?t=132
>>88884293don't worry, he got ithttps://x.com/regisaltare/status/1853617442297122901
>>88884386>gayhis audience are his wives
>you sound like a twink
birb's schedule!https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1853619912939602285
>>88885043I WILL (NOT) SPITROAST THE BIRBOSHI
>>88885043>Vocaboomer karaoke
>>88885043me like borb
Chuunibros carry this week
i miss my pilot husband
>>88887358is the little red fuck also on break this week
i miss my cat husband
schizoweekly up. axel and flayon unlikely to schedule (or flay schedules late in his waiting room) and jurard will likely be armis guerrilla as well, so it's as good as done>>88886700chuunitavi carry rabu>>88887679unconfirmed but he's been busy and all over the place for weeks
>>88887679not sure. he probably would have mentioned it if he was but you’d never really know with him
>>88884607And they like to watch.
>>88887836Is Axel actually spending a day betting on horse racing
>>88882534Yo that looks good
>>88889712Horse racing betting is very important for the japs
>>88889712He's been cranking it to uma musume for too long. Big Horse Racing has infected his brain
>who could match Shinri's freak?the answer is Tavihttps://twitter.com/xKitsuneHime/status/1853609628875018318
>>88887836>Ruze guerilla>GB guerilla>Jurard guerilla(?)ganbatte Shikamane
>>88894092I bet that wasn't a pleasant meeting
>no ruze merch preview yetManagement HATE
>>88889712He has a gambling addiction
They made Among Us Death Notepray this is not the new FOTM
>>88894659It's so ugly. I got really disappointed
>>88894659Oh I wish it was a fotm, at least that would make them collab with each other, but instead what we'll get is them all split in different collabs with nijinigs
>>88894092>filenamenot just vanguard...
>>88894775what does chair mean?
>>88894851Axel had enough...
>>88894092>>88894775hol up, they're ALL shitposting
>>88894851cuckxel...
>>88894659i'm actually hoping for buckshot roulette multiplayer, with four retard jobbers not knowing how to guess what's happening it would be absolute kino
>>88894990What about 4-players coop Isaac?
>>88894659I saw that shitty game
Why is Altare graduating?
>>88895215he raped a little to close to the sun..Axel that is, lol
>>88895269Altare wishes he could do that
>>88895269The only one Altare is raping is his own mother
Cutehttps://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1853659115957973168
>>88887836scratch that, reverse it. chuunibros really ARE the only ones holding the branch up this week. i suddenly fear for holomarches, but i want to believe they wouldn't fuck with such an important project.
>>88895861>jobbed my sckilling myself
>>88894871perms shit be damned. stop missing out on these damn games!
>>88895851I hope Hakka gets the dingo knot one day, must be difficult when your oshi keeps bringing up you shitting constantly kek
>>88895861This is all your fault, anon
>>88895851>>88896429KEK
>>88896584>management hates autism schedulesMANAGEMENT HATE
>>88896701Axel come one, let him be sweet to you...
>>88896701axel really only knows to call people stinky and claim they have skid marks in their underwear, he did this with magni too...
>>88896701lmao
>>88897312>tumblr
HE'S LEAKING THE ANNIVERSARY PLANS AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE
>>88895269>>88895302Can't rape the wiling
>>88895617God i want to be his mother
>>88896918Axel's fetish is to fuck their filthy asses raw.
>>88898554mainly my ass though
>>88898936we know, hakka
>>88887358>>88887742eepy
>>88899143I WANT MY PILOT BACK
>>88899143and by “slept” he means nonstop baby making with me btw
>>88899304i made this post btw
>>88899304flayon is infertile
>>88899564yeah because I stole all of his seed
>>88896701>Super Bunny ManI remember he used to call him Hakka-chan...
>>88899564as if that would stop me from trying to make him impregnate me
>>88899859hakka needs to get used to the cuteness aggression of being called Mr. Shitsalot. typing this made me reconsider axel's future wife having to become comfortable with him calling her Mrs. Fart Elevator or referencing her babyhole being blown out after birth kek
>>88900000Based Starsfag, Nice get
>>88900000Cheked. Axel's future wife better call him names in return
>>88900000KEK Imagine Axel saying the most embarrassing thing in front of his kid's friends when they come over
>>88900000Good get
>>88894185>less than 3 hours leftI don't think we're getting those pics...
>>88900000Bruh
>>88900000Axel WILL remind his wife that she shat herself during birth and WILL bring it up in front of the kid.
>>88900000The best of gets
>>88900000THE NUMBERS HAVE SPOKEN, THIS SHALL HAPPEN
>>88900000You know, maybe I am too weak to become the mother of his children...
>>88899859He'll still call him Hakka-chan, what do you mean.
>>88901286Huh?I mean that he just calls him "Hakka" (or any variation of shitter/toilet destroyer) now instead of "Hakka-chan" like he did the first months after debut
>>88902053join holostars as a shota please you are our only hope
i think machina x flayon should hold my hand_______________________________________________________
>>88902083i look and sound like this so no
>>88902156that while he jack hammers into me at full tard strength
>>88902168join holostars as a fat ugly ojisan please you are our only hope
>>88900952I SPOKE TOO SOONBUY BUY BUY BUY BUY >>88878840https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1853691183140159555
TWO HOURS AND TEN MINUTES REMAIN BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUYhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/products/crimzonruze_bd2024https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/crimzonruze_bd2024https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/crimzon-ruzehttps://shop.geekjack.net/collections/crimzon-ruze
>>88900000This is why axel will get cucked
>>88902211tard strength in sex is real btw>source: i had sex with an autist
>no ruze red/gold/purple/blue dice set>set bonus is a sticker and VP>no art postcard or signature to be seenthe armis anni merch better have signatures because otherwise the only way to have gotten ruze's scribble is to be in his super expo meet and greets
dildo merch when?
>>88902491when we figure out how to make the chuubas feel what you do the dildos
>>88902601I was about to make a hornypost about using a flaydildo between your thighs to distract him whilst you play against him in a fighting game but he's a massive jobber already kek
>>88903357just imagine how many people would be giving him paizuri at the same time and the noises he would make on stream instead
>>88903403I don't understand the appeal of paizuri from a woman's perspective, thighsex is similar but way hotter
>>88903530either way he would sound like he was having a stroke on stream
crawling old tweets and this name is really more relevant than ever
>>88903668so THAT'S what that noise was during that one month in review collab ages ago that I can't find the link to
>>88904060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCZbIiMNUuY1:04:40 and i miss month in review like you wouldn't believe
I wish Harukka was real...https://files.catbox.moe/y4xf1n.jpg
>>88904175can’t believe those few seconds of unfiltered flayon noises changed the trajectory of my brain for the worst
>>88904175>1.5 years agowhat the fuck, where did the time go bros...
Someone stream pls
>>88904484Month In Review2023April 29th - Inkya Impulse cover zatsu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGmABvBG7GYMay N/AJune 6th - Flayon sleep noises/everybody gets shirtless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCZbIiMNUuYJuly 7th - VG six months/taking care of drunk Flayon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76YDV93ExYUAugust 11th - moving arc in review/BALL SWEAT CHAIR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rhaK3VwIOASeptember 19th - Flayttel Lies of P arc/panting on their noisegates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu75TGvxBEOctober N/ANovember N/ADecember 30th - Year In Review with all Tempus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqbxn0u1Nc2024January N/AFebruary N/AMarch N/AApril N/AMay 30th - Japan arc in review! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCINUfIgvEJune 16th - VG3D in review! (Hakka's channel) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd6uPiZsaZUJuly N/AAugust N/ASeptember N/AOctober N/A(November)
>>88904769if they don't do another year in review i will kill myself
>>88894092>>88894775https://x.com/crimzonruze/status/1853704357859963160
>>88904769It's so octover
>>88905051Was it penis inspection day or something what happened
>>88905038Better get your affairs in order, anon. Remember to tell your mom you love her.
>>88892985>>88887836Better changed the branch name to guerillaz, amirite? ...No? Ok.
>>88905083They had to have sex with the board of directors and shareholders
>>88905038do a flip
>>88905152kek, practically. it was pointed out to me that jurard's community post says "Gonna take my time this week because of the homeworks and deadlines. I'll upload a schedule once I'm available again!" and that (available again) could be not even next week but after the anniversary once all the projects are out. schizoweekly reluctantly updated
>>88905051ass inspection day*
thinking about manspreading aniki
thinking about flayon mating pressing me
>>88904333You can't just post that without sauce dude
>>88901569NTA but he says "Hakka-chan donmai~" in this collabo.https://www.youtube.com/live/vB0S33KeKgU?si=ljHS0ZtZLWo2MOBm
>>88905642do you ever stop jerking off
>>88905899the roons cant stop being horny
>>88905885i killed myself donmaihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB0S33KeKgU
>>88905749Douzohttps://twitter.com/b11_alcy11/status/1837734092928090221
>>88905922cute jobber
>>88905922aieeee there's a ghost posting in this thread
learning to read with aniki
>>88906061remember to use protection
H
>>88906243O
O
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS
>>88902241My empty wallet mocks me. I wanted that mat….I hope session 2 is hype enough to help me live with this disappointment.
>>88906061that axelotl? me
https://twitter.com/hiimtae_sb/status/1853373805324120187
>>88907302
>>88905642Go read a book
>>88907344HATE HATE HATE HATE
would any of the boys survive a fight with Goku?
>>88906389what if Hakka was orange.Need phoenix boy
>>88907362When they bind the word to flesh you get cannibalism working it's way into apotheosis rites
>>88907370goku only fights strong opponents. none of our boys are strong.
https://x.com/kismetnightgale/status/1853658458072944801even the tempura are noticing it
>>88908067the boys learned about cabinet, simple as
>>88908165>axel posted a chairHoly shit you're right
>>88908362>chair is a northern elysian shota with the foulest mouth and the weirdest faecal humor you've ever heardhe better have a damn braid. two of them, even!
>>88908067Elmo confirmed for Cabinet
>>88908396hes literally me...
>>88908396what about tavi? he's shota if you squint hard enough
>>88908613Jutard will never be as cool as Liz
>>88900000I was here to witness these /mag/nificent Quints.>didn't read poast
>>88908362CHAIR-SAMA MY BELOVED
>>88908690tavi is too psycho to be a shota
>>88908743Jutard will never be a trans icon
>>88908783i think hes not psycho enough, but you do you
>>88908883Hakka is King of the Lesbians, he doesn't need estrogen.
>>88908909*trans queen of lesbians
>>88908930no, see, he's a Drag King, because he's a woman who acts like they're a big man
>>88908783>shota can't be psychoWEAK
>>88908783all the best shotas are psychos
>>88902228I don't think this marketing works. It should've been posted at least 24 hours before orders closed. What's happening with management I wonder
>>88909015whatever helps you sleep at night
>>88908783Psycho shotas are one of the most popular types of shotas.
>>88909165Only hate marketing works. All stars boys should try shitting on live girls merch while shilling their own merch
>>88909085>>88909164>>88909413I just like the cute types better
>>88909085>>88909164>>88909413so you guys love me?
Are you guys really okay with having women in the next gen? They are the only ones who can do good shota voices. It will definitely lead to a different atmosphere.
>>88909690No
>>88909655awwtare LOVE
>>88909690I wouldn't even care, it's probably one of the only ways to generate more interest in starsEN
>>88909690>only girls can do shota voicesTime to do your anime reps
>>88909655awwtare HATE
>>88909716Chu!>>88909741KILL YOURSELF
>>88905994JOBBER EXORCIST
Mommy Shinwi...https://x.com/sunrexford/status/1853696604756390063
>>88910250Mommy Ruze...
>>88910250drunken aunt gibby's kahlua and coke breastmilk ToT
https://x.com/Makoto_Shih/status/1853739500733927598
i want to bite banzoin hakkas collar bones
>>88910250>there's no way that's not a koipaniondont bubbies call gb mama all the time? maybe you really were /here/ birb...
>>88910727they are all /here/
>>88909690Just hire actual children.Win win
>>88910420Needs another panel with dingo dying from eating his burnt waxed paper cookie
>>88912255ToT
pulling bettel's shirt over his head and playing with his nipples
>>88912881twisting them really hard and laughing at him the whole time!
Hakka is the best waifu material
>>88913533Because Hakka is a woman
i wanna warm up flayon’s cockpit
i wanna warm my cock in flayon's pits
I wanna farm flayon's children
i want flayon’s children
>>88914204i made this post
>>88914222lazy roons need to be put to work
>>88914291>rape>mind break
>>88914291i wish i had that many slimes too
regis altare loves me
>>88914533he loves me more though
>>88914372yeah, put to work pleasuring flayon
>>88914678The lazy ones wouldn't do that, they'd wait for another roon to do it and take credit.
>>88914760can you blame them for being a bit lazy? that boy has infinite energy
>>88914633and he loves me the most
>>88914850wtf you arent me
>>88914847sounds like a YOU problem
>>88914958That's right, you aren't ME, the one leader truly loves.
>>88915152if he really loves you then how come i dont see you in the sex dungeon with me
>>88915001lets see if YOU feel lazy after 6 horas de sexo
>>88915221i have special privileges. i'm tied up to his bed.
>>88915286don’t threaten me with a good time
I LOVE GORILLA WEEKI LOVE JAPAN ARC
>>88915349I-IMPOSSIBLE! NOBODY HAS BEEN TO LEADER'S BED IN GENERATIONS! I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIE, OR A MYTH! PERHAPS BOTH!
>>88915515
>>88915596that slime? me
>>88915286getting overstimmed by pilot TuT
they kicked him out
>>88915754The fifth member of Armis...
>>88915719getting mating pressed into the bed for so long you cant move! laying there dazed and unable to think! flayon pulling your body around like a doll so he can try a new position! getting pounded non stop for another 6 hours with no breaks!
>>88915754based
>>88915754They had to quarantine him to stop the clown AIDS epidemic
>>88915658destined to be onaholes...
>>88916027He should be quarantined with me!
Why is everyone allergic to schedules?
>>88916134Magmites told them they are a jewish concept
>>88915754AIIIIIEEEE HE'S GETTING PUT INTO ALUMNI
>>88916185Hakka...
I want to molest Gavis Bettel's sleeping form
>>88916313i made this post
>>88916397Bettel slow blinking at you confused as he nuzzles you! Bettel already tired out from the last time you fucked! You squeezing his balls and a loud HONK noise happens!
What did Bettel do that made the bettelion come back?
>>88915802and then afterwards he just puts on an innocent act and clings to you like a koala as he traces over all the marks he left on you TuT
ERB cutehttps://x.com/ERBloodflame/status/1853828984619852224
When are you guys not horny???
>>88916730Pledged his alleigance to an Austrian painter
>>88916816We are horny, racist or horny and racist
I miss gibby and his gibboobies
fat manboobs are disgusting
https://youtube.com/watch?v=t-jLNVKV17QWhat did Tartar mean with those moves?
>>88917839
>>88917839Signaling old men to fuck his ass
>>88916730>What did Bettel do that made the bettelion come back?literally just started streaming again
>>88917907Old men will NEVER fuck Altare's ass!
>>88918646youre right, he fucks old men in their ass
>>88916816My hornyness is aimed towards cunnies so I don't shit the thread but unfortunately I have to share a thread with all these degenerate women
>>88919348oooo spooky heterosexual sex with flayon ooooo
homosexual sex with machina x flayon
>>88919957That's gay
Cabinet on the telly!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSOePkOwWdE
>>88920057exactly
heterosexual wedding night sex with flayon
I just checked Flayon's twitter hoping for a scrap of schedule and just got a video of him posing dramatically in front of the R-TRUS like some expository sequence in an anime where they talk about the bond between the pilot and his mech
>Stream schedule isNo streams except for holomarches and altare packed week!
>>88921577birbo... forgotten
>>88921577Erm what the sigma?>>88885043
GRADUATE AXEL SYRIOS no seriously please don't make this guy have to study for another semester
>>88913749Nuh uhMy gizmo says otherwise
