Sewer Slide Edition>What is /lig/?/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.>Why /lig/?Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.Numbers for 11/3:1: https://www.youtube.com/@dooby3d (11,060)2: https://www.youtube.com/@mintfantome (3,949)3: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (3,450)4: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (3,321) *Tie4: https://twitch.tv/nihmune (3,310) *Tie6: https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird (2,710)7: https://twitch.tv/chibidoki (2,373)8: https://twitch.tv/Saruei (2,323)9: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,312)10: https://twitch.tv/Kenji (2,254)Non-English:1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (3,415) *Japanese2: https://twitch.tv/hennie2001 (2,691) *Chinese3: https://twitch.tv/orkpod (2,493) *Russian>Wait isn't that one a corpo?/lig/ is a thread for chuubas of a decent size who aren't defined by their corporate branding, either due to the small size of the corporation, lack of brand cohesion, or the independence and lack of oversight granted to the talents>/lig/ Numbershttps://lignumbers.neocities.org/>Twitch Clips Guidehttps://pastelink.net/34vd5>VOD Archival Guidehttps://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide>/lig/ VOD Archivehttps://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX)https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA>/lig/ Wheel of Nameshttps://wheelofnames.com/49w-z2x>Tiermakerhttps://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg>Upcoming BirthdaysNovember 9th - Bao & LeaflitNovember 11th - MintNovember 17th - Rummy>OC material for the OPhttps://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw>Duckshttps://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)Other useful threads:>>>/vt//wvt/>>>/vt//corpo/>>>/vt//flip/>>>/vt//haha/>>>/vt//indie/>>>/vt//mint/>>>/vt//swarm/>>>/vt//vrt/>>>/vt//vsj+/Previous Thread: >>88883704
I love my wife
im going to alice
penis balls throw against the wall
I Love Lucy
>>88892469>I'm going to Alice
>>88892395>imagine
>>88892469I'm going to impregnate alice over 40 times.
>>88892547i freakin love Meat. i hope they collab some more
did mari go to canada on her break?
/lig/bros, I found my own 1 view.. Is this what winning feels like?
Excuse me but I love Jets
>>88892571i am going to masturbate to this image
big fan of big breasts working minimum wage
>>88892542Yeah, she was talking about that ZZZ animation and said part of it would make for a good Lucy starting soon screen
It's 7 days till Mint Castella's birthday, be an oomfie and contribute to the card. Standard rules apply, submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions in multiples of 200.References: catbox moe/c/2c711oSome of Mint's interests/hobbies:>twitter accounts for animals>Being a bimbo>Guesser games>Flags>Baking and eating>Oomfie her chat mascot>Heavy Hangers>Smoking weed>Her wife Hen of Mimi>Girls FC her vtuber group>Cabbage Dog>Danny Macbride>The Sapranos>James Cameron's Avatar>Twin Peaks/David Lynch>Here is a grid of her favorite games https://files.catbox.moe/u5iove.jpgIf you are on the fence or unsure what to do a number of smaller 200x200 tiles with simple drawings or happy birthday wishes, to help round out the card dimensions, are appreciated.
>Numi moved the goon couch to the garagewhat did Bao do to it?
look at this cup, they call it "shondo can't have these" cups
bnuuy cnuuy
Liggers you can smell?
Shondo called me the n word
>>88892653i'm sure there's an incredibly hysterical story with Numi drunk and attempting to move it
>>88892547Lucy makes my penis retract like a snail's eye
>>88892638I am going to imagine alice swallowing me alive
>>88892653Numi's trying to do NNN and Bao's residual goon musk was starting to make her act up
In 5 days it'll be Bao's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply, submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)Some things for inspiration:>Her friends (non-inclusive): Numi, Yuzu, Sinder, Vienna, Shylily, Tricky, Onigiri, Juniper, Lucy, SquChan>Singing (idol style)>Porter Robinson>Her cats>Japan>Animal Crossing (Mitzi is her favorite villager)>Her suitors (Blaidd, Ghost and Konig from CoD, Rick Sanchez, Prince Sidon, Von Lycaon)>Rick and Morty>Anime/Manga (Ancient Magus Bride, Beastars, Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun, Shinsekai yori, Kaguya-sama: Love Is War)Model References: https://mega.nz/folder/Vi9AkQ4L#_KJNpD20ShuMIK9KxDdtdg/folder/5j920LZBCat References: https://catbox.moe/c/ln49rx
>>88892718Why are (you) gae?
>>88892686big
In 5 days it'll be Leaflit's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply, submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). Leaflit does not like traditional birthday cakeSome things for inspiration:>Guns>Freedom>Food (both cooking and eating, Asian dishes, meat, Culver's)>Family (Including her mother Asari, fellow guild member Yuria, friends Nemu and Lilypichu)>Lyrian Chronicles (A fictional universe which originally served as the foundation for a TTRPG and has since grown to encompass all of the lore and setting surrounding Leaflit's streams and production company)https://leaflit.fandom.com/>Angel's Sword Studios (A production company created to house works that explore and expand upon the Lyrian Chronicles universe)https://www.angelssword.com/>Former Game designer for Riot Games (designed Lux and Pantheon)>Former QA Tester for Nippon Ichi (Disgaea, Ar Tonelico)>PvP games (Hunt: Showdown, Deceive Inc., Naraka Bladepoint)>Tactical RPGs (Dragalia Lost, Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure, XCOM)>Japanese Light Novels (IchirÅ Sakaki works, Scrapped Princess, Outbreak Company)>Anime/Manga (Precure (Laura especially), Recovery of an MMO Junkie, "Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions")>Chris-ChanModel References: https://mega.nz/folder/Vi9AkQ4L#_KJNpD20ShuMIK9KxDdtdg/folder/Bnl20ZpL
>>88892387kek
>>88891743You know what, hit me with em
Any sound clips of Snuffy being sexy?
>>88892642meat makes an excellent point herehttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2294027423?t=40m45s
>>88892918yes
What if all the ex-MSM folks do a stream together to shit on Seth
I love the dog
>>88891659I googled it some moths do have nipples but they got nipples on their eyes so I donât know how thatâd work
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2292711705?t=02h26m23s
>>88892603It's been a real fun stream, I didn't think this game would be such Jetscore
people keep talking about an erection tomorrow but ive got one right now
>>88892835DEKAIbunny
Calie doesn't want to do a gyaru model because she is scared of being accused of doing blackface
>>88893029pls stream, inis
>>88893042i was going to watch this but then i realized its probably some fart clip or her talking about shit
>>88893067Indeed, a very real concern for DEI-backed corporation 3AM. They have to be culturally aware of all possible missteps.
>https://www.twitch.tv/grimmivtI missed 40 mins of Grimbo since by sidebar didn't update
>jets playing Still Wakes the Deep>makes me think what role I would be in>I would be fucking Caz>always been the person people dump their work load onto>also the same person people get disappointed if I'm their only choicefuck guys, what the hell is wrong with my life?
>>88893067a tan is blackface now?
>>88893102#1 poop vtuber and it's not even close
>>88893160did she talk about peanut the squirrel?
>>88893173You are ugly and smell bad.
>>88893179Callie doesn't think so but she thinks someone will take it out of context
>>88893173Haha Jets should get knotted haha
I still donât trust her, Iâll never trust her⊠but nene is cute⊠https://www.youtube.com/live/uzuhfbGDQM8?si=76e6Hd0DQ_UjRdni
why does 7tv break half of the time and just show a blank menu
>>88893173Lucky. I'm the seagull.
>>88893067She's right. It is blackface
>>88893160She's #3 in the current poop vtuber power rankings
>>88893190No but she did say Fred deserved it because all raccoons are filthy criminals.
>>88893251idk its kind of shitty
>>88893067unless she goes for ganguro I really doubt it'd be an actual issue
>>88893251because it's for gay homosexuals who love pepe emotes
>>88893173As long as you're alive, you can change
Okay but that anon who posted about coqui getting overpowered by and subsequently mounted by a huge dog should be allowed to keep cooking
>>88893255jealus you don't have to deal with the bullshit
>>88893261tob cupno shondo cupthe world is just once more
>>88892746
>>88893217easily avoided by adding some tanlines
>>88893258Can someone post the link where she talks about her 10 inch turds? I need too wank
>>88893160God I hope this minecraft shit ends soon
>>88893160get chatterino
>>88893316thank you
tob reacting to retards
Who's the DSP of lig?
>>88893419>dietdisgusting
>>88893414Tob is /here/?
>>88893293>be agreeable>not a pushover>can work with anyoneI guess I need to be a selfish asshole
>>88893411Why?
>>88893466morko
CYPHI CUTE AND SEXY
>>88893400I shouldn't have to
>>88893414im in da telly mom
>>88893513>brazingly perv on herHow would Cyphi react?
>>88893513her new design is as smelly as her ugly soul
>>88893067why is she giving the anti's power
did camila beat all other /lig/gers out for worst stalker or does coqui still hold the crown with rj?
>>88893513upon retrospect, the singular tit poster did a lot of Cyphi's career
sometimes i go in my oshi's chat when she's not streaming and say EXTREMELY SEXUAL things in chat, then I run away!
>>88893636Vienna still wins from that time where a dude dressed up as a security guard and tried to lure her out of her apartment
>>88893636Well, Zuma was raped so...
>>88893636both of them were in real genuine danger, but atleast RJ telegraphed his rape attempt before he could actually do anything. camila's guy actually went for it
>>88893636a retard literally went to Zuma's house to meet her, but I don't think he meant any harm, he was just retarded.
>>88893636pink cat still holds the record
>>88893636>>88893702vtubing attracts such interesting characters!
>>88893751i'm not retarded
>>88893769Does it still count when they ended up getting engaged?
>>88893638sometimes i wonder what things would be like if i drew both of them instead of just one
>>88893831Yes
>>88893700You know she can check the logs of every chat message youve said by clicking on your name right?
>>88893726>>88893751is that from the amazon wish list that had her address?
>>88893878It would have been less memorable tbhdesu
>>88893700Good prank
>>88893726what
you pledged to her plushie, right?
oddly refreshing to see Bao so squishmish at the leg cutting scene
>>88893919ooooooops
>>88893963You heard him
>>88888888
>>88893793I feel like chuubas should be trained and expected to own a gun.
>>88894021guns are for homos
Beeg collab with Doki>Death Note Killer Within w/>Amalee>Bao>Geega>Grimmi>Juniper>Laimu>Mint>Snuffy>Vienna
Can we talk about something else please
>>88893983im not feeling it
>>88893983I want to cuddle her, so yes
>>88893983i'll buy one but only if she pees on it first
>>88894008>DaisenpaiGood post
>>88894054based grummi, what's death note killer within?
>>88894075you're Badatposting
I love this cat
>>88894054No Dooby? Me no watchy
>>88894054wonder if grimmi will say more than 2 words in this stacked collab.
>>88894054this post will trigger the schizo
Has morkandmindyatvideogames ever burped on stream?
>>88894041Maybe but they're probably also pretty good at stopping obsessed retards from doing harm.
>>88894074same. i'll settle for her spitting on it though
>>88894075
>>88894148she'll just quietly fart the whole time
>>88894188that's a myth
>>88894054>Grimmi and MintThe Metal Gear autism collab might actually happen...
>>88894054which Mint?
>>88894154My onahole
>>88894180No
>>88894124she's just running up that hill....
>>88892746Kitty!
>>88893638Does Cyphi only have one boob?
>>88894054Where is Meat and Coqui? :(
Gigantic boobs?
would you rather your oshi's anus be pink or brown?
I kind of want to buy the Saruei figure and just stare at its ass
>>88893919can't scare me, I have 23 burner accounts
>>88894283in my sexnasium
>>88894180the most recent one I can think of is when during the stream where she tried a bunch of old games she was playing Conflict Desert Storm and about seven minutes in she burped
>>88894316brown is the color of poop!
I am praying for Seth's success. Not because I don't think he's a conniving charlatan, but because even a conniving charlatan, if they have a thriving business, will be to busy to fucking post here.
>>88894316brown and unwashed
>>88894283literally who?
Meat thinks more vtubers need to practice astral projection into their viewer's dreams
>>88894389whatever you say, seth
>>88894316black
>>88894316is there a wrong answer
>>88894213I know they're not that helpful with regular burglaries and so on because these people aren't looking for a fight in the first place but I think "insane stalker breaks into your home looking for you specifically" is actually one of the statistically unlikely cases where they would work well.
>>88893983The people who post about ecto don't seem well adjusted enough to have an income. Perhaps Tob can pull a few strings.
Tob, your numbers...
>>88894219I am assuming Fantome
jets should astral project into my dreams and calibrate my joystick if you know what i mean ;)
>>88894442I dreamed with meat once
>>88894496ruuuuude. just because I have a negative $500 in my bank account due to gambling doesn't mean i can't take care of myself and support Ecto too
>>88893983You pledged to Miia's plushie right?
>>88894371>Conflict desert stormGod, I remember getting that game, but none of my friends wanting to play it because they thought it looked dumb.
>>88894219really oomfie?
We are watching fangyu sing.
>>88894497wait till she gets some raids, bro. it's fun to raid Tob. everyone does it.
>>88894496if she soaked them in her piss i would buy a 100
>>88894442Which vtubers would harass their viewers and which would be like succubi?
I just got something I really really wanted from a trade in an online game for the best deal imaginable. Can watching your oshi beat the high Iâm riding currently?
When I hear bats voice, she gives me butterflies and makes my worries disappear
>>88894594Based Mello.>>88894597https://streamable.com/5eg0av
>>88894571link?
>>88875626I do t know why people said it's not from the event, removing that and the asmr that also had double her normal viewers her numbers actually slightly went up this month>>88875344Remember when Shondo choked on food in an alt stream and everyone had to sit and listen to it and couldn't do anything. I'm surprised no one's died on stream yet. At least they took it well and asked her "did you enjoy it" afterwards
>>88894571No because it was promised she would hang herself.
>>88894054laimuschizo on suicide watch rn
>>88894599shut the fuck up. just shut up.
>>88894657Only when she gets drunk and starts saying insane shit
>>88894556I will astral project my dick into her pussy and our child will pilor her like a flesh mech and we'll go on adventures together
[Tob News] Her favorite Pokemon is Deerling
3 people whose voices sound exactly the same:1) Bat2) Ray Rabenstein3) my mom
>>88894644Bat and Bat
>>88894575damn I was lucky and had a couple kids in the neighborhood to play it but it was also pretty fun for single player getting to control the whole squad
>>88894710Post the discord screenshot
>>88894710pilor
>>88894316I will love my oshi's butthole regardless because it's attached to the girl I love
>>88894690Here comes the ecto mod force to rewrite the piss lore
>>88894727Juni sounds like my sister its weird
>>88894594I must decline. Lucy is my oshi, and I donât cheat
>>88894755condor
>>88894283poopshitmeat and coqueef are 4chan associated and blacklisted in the industry.
>>88894594Only after 2000 squats
>>88894054I think you mean /BIG/ collab
>>88894810that was childish
>>88894497Somehow sold more than 1k cups and 3am cant sell 20 of their merchlmao
>>88894810hehe peepeepoopoo
>>88894054Can't wait
>>88877815>force yourself to cum by going at it for 2h with novel stimuly to try and get your clit to feel something instead of giving up because your minds clearly not in it or your bodies telling you no>"forcing yourself to not cum is stupid"100% gooner opinion
>>88894684Good
>>88894903>GeegaI hate this fucking slut
>>88894923>stimuly
[Doob news]She posted 'hi chat' in discord just now. Maybe stream (?) soon
Why does Saru mute when she farts, but doesn't mute when she pisses?
>>88895017To spite (you)
>Meat talking about astral projecting into meatheads dreams>I've been fantasizing about Meat being projected into my dreams for a month as I fall asleep
Bao almost solved the valve puzzle without even having the leg
>>88894976Shut up arty and show us your tiny pp.
>>88894923>2 hours to cumIs she on anti depressants or something
>>88894976Anon?
>>88895073i prefer the one where she has a blue tipped footlong
Rainhoe gastral projecting into my mouth
do it fang, have your lowtiergod moment
RATS N BATS>RATS N BATSRATS N BATS>RATS N BATS
>>88895017Her asshole is shaped such that she can push out logs in 1 chunk in a couple of seconds, her farts probably don't even make a sound
would your oshi marry then cheat on you with a literal cat
>>88894903>ex msm cliqueit's real
>>88895085
>>88895146
someone tell anon there is a problem with his hypothetical question generator AI
>>88895076Yes, actually.
>>88894117death note amoguskeikaku means planimma take a potato chip and eat it
>>88895085oh yeah remember when people played that game? weird
Sup /lig/?
>>88895076shes a woman with a calloused clit
>>88894667https://www.makeship.com/petitions/miia-plushie
>>88895244I was about to ask if it was an attempt to see how dumb a hypothetical could get and still get answers from people but I decided not to give it a (You)
>>88895062>She's been in the background of at least 2 of my dreams in recent months I'm not sure if I should add more shungite pyramids or get rid of them entirely
has Saru played Mouthwashing?
>>88895146Based
Liggers that would worship Shub-Niggurath?
>>88895443Was this when she was on ambien?
>>88895336Whats with all these makeship petitions that dont even have a prototype ready?Is that why Lucy didnt take her second plushie to them?
Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support
>>88895347let her in
>>88895450A-Anon! You canât say the N word like that
Okay but I think I should get to pump LucyPyre's womb for 2 hours
>>88895062>>88895347She astrally projected too hard for me last week and I saw her real face. She's very cute :3
>>88895443too forced this is why nobody hires you for voice acting roles grimmi
>>88895522Lucy should chew the 3 Course Dinner Gum
This is more analog comedy than analog horror tbdesu.
HELLO.
>>88895587hi
>new Joe is HungryI'm guessing.... 5.4
>>88895587Is it me youre looking for?
>>88895587Good day.
i love my oshi but all her friends and collab mates are FLIPPIN' IDIOTS!
>>88895473You don't get the prototype until it's funded
ew what's that disgusting SMELL?
I want to blow raspberries on Kiki's dangerously skinny belly
>>88895720cyphi
[Tob News] Her IQ is 27
>>88895720I'm sorry
>>88895309hi
>>88895505
Arby's QA is a shitshow
Bunny
>>88895471I don't think she streamed that
It has been 11 days since Vesper's last message in discord and I'm about to do it
what if your oshi was this thing in real life
>>88895587love this tim rogers bit
>>88895720https://www.twitch.tv/melparty
>>88895367yes. VOD is on youtube
>>88895473It's a newer thing they did so they let even literal whos get a chance to fund plushies rather than gambling on someone being unable to fund enough of them to justify spending time and money on the prototype
>>88895853its over for real this time isnt it
>>88894810this but unironically
>>88895874nasty bitch don't click
>>88895780Whatâs funny is that he didnât name the cat, and he regretted his racism later in life.
>>88895855Take her to a parallel universe
>>88895636I'm going to say a round 5.0
personally i am more of a fan of lemon
do all of these "what if" posts come from the same anon?
>>88895855I would move her home right next to mine so she would bump into me constantly
>>88895820Wha?
>>88895855Weâd both have a jamboree
>>88896009yes and that anon is coqui
remember when melly was digging her uterus bacon on stream?
Did u know ur belly button is connected to ur pp
>>88896009What if they all came from chuubas and they were collecting information on us and putting it in a shared database?
>>88896069Yes
>>88895827
>>88895959Is that why he named the cat in rats in the wall the same thing?
>>88896035haha yay
I'm thinking about pregnant coqui
>>88896009remember when meat was stuck in a hurricane the number of them drastically dropped
>>88896132uooooooooooh
>>88896077Teehee~ Guilty as charged~
>>88896138yeah me too
>>88896132She should be raped, by me
I'm thinking about getting pregnant from Coqui
>>88896237I agree
Meat's legs are cold. I volunteer my body to warm them up
>>88896233god what a shit voice
>>88896233sexy little slut
>>88896009ãNooopeã
>>88896138i'm thinking about Fang's forced pregnancy https://files.catbox.moe/dhgitt.jpg
>>88896297
>>88896132She's so small when I get horny and try to throw her in a Koikatsu scene she doesn't even work and you have to manually adjust her and frankly that's a lot of effort when you're just trying to jerk off to a cute rabbit girl
>>88896304It looks more like Oli inflated her like a balloon
>>88896009>>88896114What if its one of our chuubas is crushing on a liggerman and trying to get to know him better by asking vague questions on 4chan?
>>88896273I've got it covered. I'm thoroughly massaging and applying lotion to her cutely pedicured feetsies, ankles and leggies teeheehee ;3 YUM
what if meat one day washed herself up, with a haircut, in a suit, started stream normally and confessed she was on a drug binge the entire time and a recent hospitalization made her realize this is not the life she wants to keep on living and this was the final push to get herself together so she quit?
lucy love
>>88896077
>>88896233>>88896328Pink thing scares meâŠ
>>88896368Oli is 3AMs obstetrician.
>>88896369Damn, my oshi is asleep
i want to have sex with melbrappy
>>88896458It should have been me!
>>88896444Good.
what if shylily womped so hard she exploded then yeah.
>>88895959I think lovecraft is like the poster child for what untreated mommy issues does to a motherfucker. If he'd just had a parasocial mommy chuuba to watch he probably would have turned out fine, even if it was at the expense of his fiction
>>88896444She annoys the shit out of me because her voice sounds like a stuck up mean girl who talks down her nose at other girls
what if meat randomly made family guy references for no reason at all like it was a vocal tic and it wasn't a hypothetical, why does meat do that does she have family guy tourettes
vtubers are awful people
>>88896444You've made this so many timesWhat's your purpose
>>88896540Imagine if he completely lost it for Erina Makina from Phase Connect. Lmao
>>88896537i would jerk it twice
what if wobble slug was a huge slut that hung around gloryholes outside of stream?
>>88895750Gonna cry? Maybe shit your pants a lil?
>>88896618Not really, at least I don't see how they're worse than the typical person.
>>88896233>>88896328youth risky
>>88896633Why dosent Lucy fart on stream?
>>88896670>what if
Who's the Motherfucker Mike of lig?
SNUFFIES!
>>88896632My purpose is to never leave my anti pink thing bunker located in [DATA EXPUNGED]>>88896733Girls donât fart
what if vei came back crying after a breakup and was begging for chat back and tried her best to do her signature moans and memes between ugly sobbing and phlegm?
>>88893067She said she didn't want to do anything with recoloring the skin live so no one can take it out of context but that she wouldn't mnd having a gyaru recolor, deafchama.
>>88896759Snuffy is getting pretty obese
>>88896540I feel like he had more issues than that. Wasn't he extremely sheltered and afraid of everything that unfamiliar to him?
>>88896736Bat
>>88896775
>>88896787well there are at least six fucking buckets of food
>>88896768this but bat
>>88893138Where is the DEI thing coming from
what if mint and dooby had a fierce and passionate rivalry stemming from their corpos that destroyed lig because of outside forces and it got really bad because you could no longer post your oshi in peace?
>>88896540Robert E. Howard is the poster child for untreated mommy issues. Lovecraft also had mommy issues, but he's was also just generally really fucking weird.
>>88896825yes he was a well known racist
>>88896759Imagine having a basement where 5 snuffies lived, it'd literally be impossible to be depressed.
what if beribug's surgery failed and she still had to wear glasses but pretended it worked so people wouldnt make fun of her?
>>88896868false-flagging schizo who may or may not be seth throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks.
>>88896872they should have hatesex
>>88896787She's just bulking for winter bro
>>88896970With me
>>88896872make it doki and dooby instead
>>88897005You can call them Dooki
>>88896868I don't even know what that means. This is not an invitation to explain it to me I just want to express that the schizo is screeching about words that are apparently evil but they mean literally nothing at all to me.
What if sarus stinky cunt was so loose you hear chunks of smega queef out when she adjusted her chair? and sometimes you could hear an ominous schlorp schlorp in the background scrapping the carpet
what if grimmi had her mom on for a stream
>>88897070>What if
>>88896825>>88896902wow he just like me
what if there was a vtuber battle royale and your oshi lost because she is mid and had a public mental breakdown over it?would you console or drop?
>>88897067I have no doubt it's something very retarded. schizos aren't worth that much thought.
>>88897143I would give her seven hundred dollars
What if a what if poster came up with so many hypotheticals they lost track of reality and started living in a fantasy world, becoming /lig/'s greatest, most imaginative and most entertaining schizo
what if you bao did her whore asmr finally but it was just mukbangs?
>>88897182would be cool
what if a stray snumpkin wandered into lig
>>88897187>what if you bao
>>88897143>what if there was a vtuber battle royale>>>/vt/brg/
what if pink cat was good and so good there was never a vtuber prettier or funnier than her because that internet never came back and only got worse?
>>88897204looks like tomoko
>>88897228I would punt it out
clown dot sexy
Could someone post the screenshot of jets talking about her bush in discord?
this jets stream isnt very good when jets isnt on the screen
What if pink was actually good all along?
>>88897276it really does
>>88897341ok
>>88897298I actively dislike this and find it extremely unappealing
>>88897276That was the original it's just an edit
>>88895720I'm stinky
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Pillow did a collab with Idol's leprecunny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aKkkzhWbfM
what if tobs sent you a cup "on accident" but said you can keep it but then kept buggering you about stuff but you were too autistic to realize she was madly in love with and willing to tob it up with you forever and when you tried telling lig about it she immediately blocks you for betraying her trust slanders and basically put a burn notice on you ostracizing you from everything?
>>88897204really sexy image I'd like to see nina like this
what if you oshi made you a cup of noodles but it was the wrong flavor?i might have to smack that bitch ong
>>88897474i would beat her up pretty severely
>>88897474meds
>>88897182>imaginative and most entertaining schizoSee that's the issue, our schizo's are incredibly dull and mean spirited mongoloids. If they posted about how chuubas are all sponsored by the nwo to distract everyone from the clockwork elves or something everyone would probably quite like them
>>88897474>>88897538What's with the cupothetiticals?
>>88897556Based
>>88897474Tobs does not forgive, you fucked up bigly.
I want to be Para's mommywife
>>88897627#neverforget
Do you guys wanna talk about some streams
>>88897276https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7329098
>>88897572So what you're saying is it would probably be pretty easy to take that crown
awful, just awful threads today
tobs naked dogeza would be really really hot
>>88897702Iâm not into piss play so no
>>88897376>>88897717oh it literally was
>>88897702what if you talked about streams?
What if the laimuschizo, 3am schizo, splitAnd antisplit schizo were all the same person?
>>88897732>today
>>88897784>what if
i just noticed marimari is live and shes wearing her old drip
>>88897768Yeah but it's still a nice edit so I take what I can get.
tob is the piss girl not ectoshe was the one who made up that story about ecto wetting the bed with her in it because she wants ecto to do that to her
wobble on penor yessir
>>88897784first day?
>what if
>what
>A dm schedule with no FFXIV or souls game (hopefully)Nature is healing
>wha
>>88897848all she would have to do is get ecto drunk then let nature take its course
>>88896868Ugly on purpose designs, forced diversity, the first iteration Southside even did this with gender and it fell flat. The rebranding is more public facing but the message no less overbearing, and 3AM fans bring the message that sexy, successful chuubas are boring, and the culturally diverse non-standard "beauties" on their roster offer a more patrician experience. The average person rejects this message however, it goes against the very nature of a persons being to hate young tight sexy women and prop ugly hags above them.
>>88897701What if fags are invading us again. They should stick to their own thread instead of invading us 24/7.
>>88897702
oh he's severely mentally ill
>>88897941So truege.
>>88897228Gently caress the snumpkin until it lays down all of its worries inside a tiny, perfect little black egg that will one day grow into another log schizo to amuse us all
>>88897939you someone manage to keep sounding more and more retarded with every post
>>88898005whats her problem
>>88898013Yeah, me
>>88897941what if mello was actually a surrogate mother from upper michigan except it was a cult and they kept stealing her eggs which was a front for her coochie cramps and her brother was the father because they were trying to create the perfect bloodline and their parents were severely distraught because it wasnt working?
>>88898058lots of stuff
what if a really big dog overpowered coqui
>>88896736Heavnlyfather
what if alice feet
What if meat wasn't my mom?
what in the g dam
>>88898132cum on her
1. HeavenlyFather! He's been really nice to me and so many of my friends! He doesn't like people shouting him out and giving him a lotta praise but please be nice to him! He's shown a lot of kindness to everyone else!
>>88898221make sure she becomes one
>>88898207I would cum
>>88898005It's hard to pick my favourite Grimmi noise but I really like her little mmm!'s when she eats something nice
>>88897702Grimmi is in some pokemon minecraft RP and she found spider and zombie spawners and is maker her gym a death trap. It's quite silly
>>88895587when is everyone gonna realize that this is laimuschizo
What if grimmi was actually selling us shitty drop shipped hot sauce?
What if your oshi beat you half to death and when she was done she screamed at you DON'T EVER FUCKING TYPE IN ANOTHER VTUBERS CHAT AGAIN!!!!
>>88897784despite the shitposting, I don't think they're all the same person
diablo on the telly
>>88898039Come on now, the extremely ugly diversity model designs is a dead giveaway. Dead to rights. It's a fucking clown world if you're telling me you find those designs genuinely appealing and highly sexual as they are portrayed in the thread.
what if grimmi feet
>>88898470I'd cum
>>88898556extreme mental illness. get some professional help.
grimmi and gaspar sleep in the same bed
what if grimmi pile bunkered by an armored core
>>88898625big if true
what if we had a good next thread oomfies?
What if every time your oshi got remotely irritated she shit herself?
>>88898656
>>88898278
>>88898556you are confusing things you dont personally like with some kind of insidious culture war conspiracy
>>88898556who are you even arguing withwhat are you even arguing aboutyou are getting really riled up about something but no one knows what or why. it's like you're the loud guy in the back of the bus having an angry conversation with himself.
what if oshi called you a "sneeding little chuck" in anger
>>88898556The fact that you try to moderate which chuubas "deserve" to get posted already speaks volumes about your mental wellbeing.
This is DEI, scared yet?
>>88895275This girl has the most sex model ever
>>88898791I can't wait to gob copious amounts of goonjuice to Fang's RTX feets.
>>88898625Incest
>>88898853why not now
>>88898656impossible
>>88897784>if
>>88898803it looks like it has down syndrome
>>88898625Yeah with me
>>88897784It's possible, but I doubt it
what if you took you meds and went to bed?
>>88899039>>88899039>>88899039
>>88898930Because she hasn't posted them yet
>>88899018what if i kissed you on the lips
I KILLED and ATE the Baker!!! Muwahahahaha!!!
>>88899095too soon
>>88897784Actually, you are somewhat correct because Laimushizo and Antisplit schizo are the same person
>>88898754>>88898714I realize I'm interfering with your well-paid grift, but it's just not happening, your chuubas don't vibe, they don't get the same opportunities, they're frankly...not like us.
>>88899360Yeah yeah "us" and all that, shitstirrer
he is not beating the ranting hobo allegations
>>88892387>liggers are jakfaggotsof course
>>88899941*rapes u*
>>88899941yep
