▼Phase Connect LinksOfficial Website: https://phase-connect.comOfficial Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.comOfficial Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJPOfficial Character References: https://rentry.org/pcgreferencesOfficial Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchiveUnofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou▼Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa▼Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika▼Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka▼Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui▼Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma▼Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa | https://twitch.tv/pippa––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys▼Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu | https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN)https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki | https://twitch.tv/▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclaraPrevious Thread: >>88950667
>>88956209My bad.
>>88956270
Will Lia stream the election results?
wrathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd0-JsZW4kwrath
I just tuned into Eimi. Where's the vomit? Did I miss it???
awa
y 2 tho
>>88956270>>88956285NOW (Literally right now)Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6I_fAxsCqAFujikura Uruka (03:30UTC | LIVE | Sims 3)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOSz2vp5S4Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (05:30UTC | LIVE | Deep Dive: Fast Food)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA1znUd0z2sSOONJelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 1h25m | Bloons Card Storm)https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streamsLATERGram Pico (09:00UTC | 3h25m | Elden Ring)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56X3Z03Njx0Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 5h25m | Overwatch 2)https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streamsKokoromo Memory (13:00UTC | 7h25m | Romancing Saga 2)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D40rIX1vm4ANotes:>Michi will do a maro stream at some point https://marshmallow-qa.com/shisuimichiru>Pico is taking submissions for true & fake stories for a zatsu https://forms.gle/E52t5r8zsDSxG8LP8>Remi is taking fumo picture submissions for a stream this week https://forms.gle/K5b5NSjvJfgyLDwN8>Rie & Iori are on guerrilla schedule until noted otherwise & for November respectivelyGirls without a current schedule:Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lumi, Shiina, Ember, Runie, Saya, Hina & Loki
>>88956270>>88956285>>88956614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6I_fAxsCqAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6I_fAxsCqAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6I_fAxsCqA
Perceive Her radiance.Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.Captivate those with Her light.Obey only Her brilliance.Aimen.
Lia is bouncing between personalities like Junko Enoshima. I love late night lia so much.>Please wait for the timer or verify your email address before making a post.Hiroshimoot is a fag.
https://jiggie.fun/WPqHov
IT'S JOEVER
>>88957140>implying Phase Secret Friend Joe isn't happy with this outcomeNO FEMALE COLLABS
Pippa is sucking my cock right now
[lia news] Lia is a nice girl *wink* ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ[lia friend news] Phase Friend Five Guys has made an appearance on stream
Lumi's going to be in a really good mood tomorrow...
>>88958628Maybe Saya will actually stream now
Tenma, you're not allowed to be a nun and read scripture on stream unless you understand why christ rose from the cross and what an apocalypse is.
>>88956449This is the best awa (BGM)
>>88957140>thread(s) so slowGuess everyone is really in the sticky or browsing /pol/
Jelly in 5https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQ
>>88957140it was joever months ago
Jerry playing another monkey game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQ
>>88956312minto face
It's a good time to say I don't believe Shiina when she says she has autism.Every time she tries to be autistic, it's less funny and more obnoxious.
Pipkiss
I'm not Pinoy
>>88959832>it's less funny and more obnoxious.So it's like actual autism? Literally the most obnoxious fuckers out there because they do exactly what Shiina does. Hand one a 2% drink and they'll act wasted, which is the same thing as Shiina but with a diagnosis
tenmaballs
Do You Folks Like Coffee?Vtuber Coffee,From the Fields Of Phase World?The Phase Coffee awake YouFrom A Thousand Deaths.A Cup Of blackened Blood.(Die, Die)You're Dying For A Cup.Pippakistani Blend,Jerry-picked Beans,Burnt Wemilia Roast.(Die, Die)You're Dying For A Cup.Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!You're Gonna Get Some... nowAnd Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er[guitar solo]Phase Connect,Phase Connect,Phase Connect Coffee.https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee
>>88960381tenmabal
>>88960381https://litter.catbox.moe/nwlnrn.jpg
>>88960632>Wemieyes.jpg
>>88959378>>88959574I love this chunky monkey
>>88960769Whats with faggots and cosplaying as Ba characters? I wouldn't mind fucking them in one
>>88960846I can’t believe you would doxx Jelly like this…
>>88960846
>>88960846>>88960898I fucking hate monkeys for real. I went to one of those monkey zoo in Thailand, when I when to grab a monkey titty that bitch almost broke my finger. I gave it a fucking snack and it still attacked me.
>>88960981Please, sir, they prefer to be called "Ladyboys" and you have to pay them first, that's just common decency.
Phase won.
Consider. Thank you for using my garbage last thread baker-san.
Was Jelly really chudposting earlier?
>>88956209Previous thread: >>88956201
I do not cares for American election, I only care when will invaders be here
>>88961387Did Popeye type this?
>>88956519I would run those underwear through my mouth
WHENISTHE COLLABRETARD?https://x.com/pillowdearASMR/status/1854027573052706998
Marriage and seggs with Erina!
>>88961370
YMCA
>>88961370When life gives you chicken, make karaage
>>88960632would
someone post a thread themesong
Sucking on Pippa's milky tits right now
>>88961480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
>>88960632Wow that's....sad
>>88961480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRLJZxINAQ
>>88961370KEK
>>88960632Does that count as a penis?
>>88961480https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHLLPltPXKQ
>>88961480https://youtu.be/S1kMUsufWPg?si=q1UqPrd_jFijWOdo
>>88961524>>88961514wdym, it's average flaccid?
>>88961420Pippa does not like collabing with people on the cock carousel
>>88961560Maybe to you buddy
what a terrible fucking day
So, why did she do it?
Good stream Kirsche, ngl. BUT YOU'RE STILL OVERWEIGHT NEVER FORGET THAT
what a great fucking day
>>88961596you mean amazing
SHE DID IT
>>88961630hmmmm who said that?
>>88961560I've seen it when not, it barely gets bigger, he's legit like a 3-incher
>>88961596it's been pretty good
Today was overall pretty good because my crush replied to me
what a fucking day
>>88961665h-hot
We can't stop winning.
>>88961665I know that he's a 2 inch hard, but that size isn't weird when flaccid
Ok I'm just gonna ask it.why do people like politics I literally cannot understand
What a THIS DAY HAPPENS EVERY 4 YEARS almost exactly the same way...... just be like Jerry, that's all you need to know.
>>88961705 (Me)
> I click random seething tweet> thisPhase chuds, we won
>>88961482I want to milk pippa's tits
>>88961724They have no personality outside of it from what I have seen so they use it as a replacement.
>>88961724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0God I love salt.
>>88961746lmao
>>88961560I'm truly sorry anon
>>88961516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkesIsPGlSU
>>88961724Idk, I was mostly shitposting cause of how funny it all is.
She sounded really SEA there kek
>>88961560that is 3.5-4.5''
>>88961724necessary evil
>>88961799He's not even that
Hey Lisa
what a
>>88961724Nobody likes it, they are just invested in it. Kind of like League of Legends
>>88961724Theres a lot of reasons. Money, power, comedy.
>>88961596Are you upset about politics? Don't be. The state's agenda goes aheads more or less the same way no matter who wins.
>>88961799no i meant that the average is 3.5-4.5'' not that his is
>>88961724Because it determines a bunch of shit about your life and livelihood? Because it is the extension of your values into the realm of the polis? Because people have conflicting interests? Because there are literal batshit crazy ideologues that want to impose totalitarian bullshit? Because they want to make your own children hate you for not supporting morally repulsive positions? Shit, nigger, there is a shitload of reasons to care. There are many other important things too, but politics ranks pretty high once you consider what lurks there.
I don't really care about politics at all but I like seeing you guys be happy while I watch Jelly. Tonight has been a good night
>>88961799They're a grower, it doesn't get bigger when hard. That's their max size, maybe 0.3in more.
>>88961724Politics in its modern form is a circus. You have clowns who live it, bystanders who ignore it, those who despise the noise, and the audience who point and laugh. Most of the time I hate the noise, sometimes I like to sit in the audience and cheer.
>>88961724the mainstream is designed to be as draining and unfun as possible so that you hate it
>>88961836>>88961815i missed
>>88961724e-celebs but you pay taxes
So this is why Lumi took the whole week, huh?
>>88961839>it doesn't get bigger when hard....that's what a grower is, anon. You're thinking of a shower.
>>88961724genuine questionare you a teenager or do you enjoy sticking your head in the sand and letting everything blow past you
Prove that you know vtubers by saying who this is.
>>88961837>realm of the polisThat means city btw, just so you know. The "realm of the city". -And also just so you know, your vote don't matter, but you believing that it matters sure as hell matters when it comes to controlling you.
>>88961905Runie Ruse
Chat...
>>88961724I just like shitposting.
>>88961888Yeah, I was thinking of the word shower yet wrote grower, that's an EOP moment
>>88961905
Is all of Phase right wing
>>88961905That's Runie according to Muyu.
>>88961724I retract my answer, and everyone else's answers for them. The real and only reason is picrelated
>>88961905that's chibidoki
>>88961693>no ww3!!!no seat in Phase and no squilkies as well
>>88961917They wouldn't have failed if they wanted to
>First election I ever voted in in my 33 years alive>the funny looking guy I picked won by a landslideI think I'm a good luck charm /pcg/ , who should I bless next?
>>88961936what, do you expect me to be wrong wing?
>>88961905Chisaki Mori
>>88961905Chisaka Airi
>>88961910Ok, tell me what I believe, retard.I know it is rigged. I just think that people cheating does not make them omnipotent, fool. If you think I think change comes mainly from voting, you are mistaken (because you are stupid that lets assumptions make an ass out of you).
>>88961724Oh, nobody actually likes them, but the decisions of politicians often determine what you'll be allowed to do or how you'll be allowed to live your life going forward, so everyone kind of has to care about them.
>>88961960Buy Phase Coffee
>>88961905Airi Calliope.
>>88961956>h-he faked the assassination attempt!>n-no wait!>they failed intentionally so the anti-war candidate wins and throws us into WW3 with increased right wing re-moralizationCOPE
>>88961992Phase coffee can't be saved
>>88961923https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pip_(package_manager)
>>88961905Zero Two
>>88961974Last I checked every politician was a corrupt bastard who never follows on their promises and constantly fucks their country over so it doesn't really matter whether you care or not.
>>88961955Don't use my wife to slander my other wife.Also Hina would never!
>>88961960Can you buy a Hina membership
>>88962009huh I didn't say any of that I just said my basic thought in if an entity like that wanted him dead they would've done it. i hate /pol/ brainrot
A day of roiling chaos on the ocean, but as the sun sets it finally slows down. Goodnight /pcg/.
>>88961724I don't care much beyond being able to afford shit and not being restricted. This I'm kinda treating the same way I do hockey; I go apeshit and celebrate/get invested when in the company of people that care more overall.
What a great day in phase world!
>>88961724most of us hate politics actually but the left has created such a massive and all encompassing state apparatus that we are forced to participate in the disgusting political charade when all we want is just to be left the fuck alone
Phaser for this feel?
Okay you guys you are getting stupid now. If you want to take things seriously go to /pol/, this thread is for casual shitposting while watching chuubas not professing your sincere beliefs and arguing like a retardThere's three streams live, pick one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOSz2vp5S4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJsYcCaGciQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9InnOHTraDI
>>88962052GN
You bastards, now Lia will have to deal with all those quirked up white boys wanting to fuck her up the ass!
>>88962052nini /pcg/what a night
>>88962039>this politician says they stand for what I believe in>this other guy says he fucking hates my kind and wants my people to die off so immigrants can move in and replace us>but both could be lying, so I don't care
>>88962052nini
>>88962049>if an entity like that wanted him dead they would've done itThat is why you are a pleb and they rule over you.They want him dead, but outright killing him with a direct operation would have caused way too much chaos that would render their plans useless. Do you think they just do whatever they want without considering higher-order consequences? Seems like you just got regular brainrot.
>>88962104GN
>>88962084Please don't post any reddit screenshots, I've already busted a gut laughing today.
So how long until we get to go out as part of those right wing death squads?
[sad news]Jelly redeemed.
>>88961905gura
damn the sims is depressing as fuckyou just watch someone live their shit life, like pick up the trash and opening the fridgehow is this such a success
>>88962052Sleep well bug.
>>88961724Because it started leaking into things that shouldn't be political. Now I just want to fuck over the other side as payback. Other than that, I couldn't care less.
>>88962146women
>>88962110You're lucky if that's the case, in my country, all parties are saying that.
Jelly is making bank today
>>88962146
>>88962146Digital barbies
>>88962052nini sailor
>>88961724i don't like it. I just have fun shitposting and posting my waifu
>>88962128soon
>>88962169Starknights are feeling celebratory today
>>88962160I'm sorry you are from SEA.
>>88962146It's very interesting looking at who the project lead was after they transferred to another EA project.
>>88962104sweet dreams capipi
>>88962169A starknight did say they would akasupa if orange man won in the sticky
>>88962146They don't want you to know this but women just download coomer mods and goon
>>88962202Worse, I'm from northwest europe
>>88962104Nini Capipi, have sweet dreams.
What a day huh, phasebros, Nini
>>88962212do tell
>>88962146Sims was always overrated normie slopSim CITY is one of the greatest PC games ever made, and it's a shame EA threw that series to the trash.
>>88962246How? I thought you guys were full of neo nazis and considering the right is winning all over Europe I thought you guys were on the same boat.
Phaϟe Death Brigades soon
>>88962270Just look it up, retard. It's ongoing drama and why Phase banned a new release RPG
>>88962245Nobody does that. ever heard a sim talk? Nobody could coom to that
>>88962087Yeah, I've had my fun, things will wind down eventually
>>88962289at least we got the paradox cloneignore CS2
I need those "I'd rather shoot myself than go on reddit" and "Phase Discord? No." soundposts
>>88962146Simple.For women, it's a virtual dollhouse.For men, it's a house building game.
burnice burnice burnice burnice burnice burnice
>>88962295They're pro-english and are very opposed to scottish nationalism, so it's either import niggers or get fucked by a party who makes my country
>>889622892K was childhood favorite
>>88962375I love burnice
>>88962079reminds me of that me where it goes "I just wanted to play video games"
>>88962358I can't even begin to describe how many hours I spent on that game in elementary/middle school.Absolute kino classic we'll never get again.
>>88962375or a little flames
>>88962245late Good sleep capeep.
>>88962375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyC9j6CzpgM
Jelly is throw tantrums again
>>88962421>>88961950Concord LOVE
>>88962447Meant for >>88962104 how the fuck did I do that
>>88962456She needs dick real bad yeah mine
>>88962454>rie covered it>then locked it behind membersthis bitch
>>88962456my favorite
>>88962454gift me a hime membership
>>88962375mocktails mixers icethe snacks are real nice
Missed the second collab fixing my sleep schedule, I miss anything interesting?
>>88962465I wish Jelly played Concord
>>88962310>Phase??i can't find anything project lead related, are you just drunk bud
>>88962456She's very cute when she's whiny.
>>88962375I played the game for this bitch and only got her from pity. she's hot.
>>88962516Yeah, it was her October cover she has like 30 different covers behind members
Things are looking up. Ni ni chat
>>88961724for me it's like vtubers, it's entertainment
>>88962593nini
>>88961746KEK
>>88962454Members only.
>>88961871be sure to thank her when she comes back
>>88962265>>88962593nini anons
>>88961746based Airihead
>>88961905Titskin Titstta
Phase Friend Asmongold is a 6view.
>>88962593Sleep well anon.
[Jelly News] Black balloon is mid
>>88962551You're completely retarded so I'll spoonfeed you. It's related to the game Uruka is playing right now
>>88962647All according to plan. You hate some fools instead of the people who put them there
>>88962716>Not Towa-babyFailed.
>>88962716hell yeah
Will we get a green talent now?
>>88962716>isrealwtf
>>88962812Soon
>>88962812Every gen will be mandated to have a green Phaser under project 2025
>>88962692Nini Anon
>>88962851Phase is a Canadian company.
>>88962711That name looks familiar, is that the chick who wrote the article about smash bros and the word retarded?
>>88962593>>88962265GN
Jelly is a pickme grifter whore
>>88962921And that's a good thing
Good streams, good day, good night, and God bless these pee see of gee.
>>88962921Did you stop crying about the result, femanon?
>>88962921this is a good stream
>>88962921Good, I pick her.
>>88962711i dare you to find that info with the keywords "project lead"also who cares, dragon age has 1 mid game
>>88962921Go to bed Shiina
>>88962882Canada will be annexed under Project 2025
>>88962543I'll take the resounding silence as a no, no I did not
>>88962933>>88962949>>88962956It's really not
i just realized but everyone was too distracted shitposting about the election to anti any of the talents it was really nice actually
>>88962963>annexing an entire country just to make Sakana have a green chuubaVery based.
>>88962980huh it’s a nice comfy stream man?
>>88962992Pippa is a whore who gives hugs for plushies
I'm over halfway sure that jelly was self posting in the big thread it had her writing style
>>88962992Ok I'll anti next reaction image posted.
>>88962884>the chickIt's not a chick, which is the point>>88962957I gave you a lot more to work with than "project lead" you're simply retarded and can't piece two and two together
>>88962992Besides Shiina and Pippa, I think most antiposts are just shitposts.
>>88962921You said you wouldn't be back yesterday, I was so sad that I wouldn't see you again. I'm glad you're back, I've saved up so much semen for you~
>a vtubers job is to appeal to her audience of males and a handful of femcels>"Ugh stop doing that"Why are they like this?
>>88962921/(?=(.*\b(jelly|grifter|p[i1]{0,5}c[kc]{0,2}m[ei]{0,2})\b){2,})
>>88963037you wouldn't
>>88963037Nooooo don't anti menace that'd be horrible
>>88963014Jelly is a horrible person beneath her mask
>>88962921>a suicidally lonely girl who is literally desperate to be loved sometimes has opinions that might attract a manwow shocking crazy that's nuts oh man wow
Women are out in full force attacking every male space they can find because of the election tonight huh
>>88963071UH OH JELLY OOOOO MONKEY HAHA FUNNY SMOKING PICKMEE HEHE POOPOO PEEPEE XDDDDD
>>88963100
Pico Pico PicoPico Pico PicoPico Pico Pico
>>88963126The thread isn't even half bad anon
>>88962921Why is pick me considered an insult again?If they appeal to a certain demographic what's the harm?
>>88963133
>>88963150Because she’s faking her personality and lying for attention and money
>>88963118Why are you posting my handjob dealer here?
>>88963079Clown sex.
>>88962836>>88963118>Blocks your entrance with even more soothing voice and breath-taking squilkies
>>88963100can you go in depth about how you why you believe this and how you figured this out?
>>88962921you said you would stopwhy did you lie?
https://twitter.com/Xyznchro/status/1853816493542117572Why does she have 2 controllers?
>>88963174Proof?
I pick Jelly
>>88962836Weedtuber.
OH YEAH? WELL I THINK JELLY IS CUTE
>>88963150It's a literal femcel insult, the only people who use it are either baiting or jealous women.
>>88961724Becauce, unfortunately, politics are very interested in (You) and have already ruined a lot of fun things.
>>88963174As opposed to openly only caring about attention and money? Its better they at least pretend to care about guys
>>88963174On the slim chance that were actually true, isn't that just part of being a vtuber? You know, playing a character.
>>88963204Same
>>88963174That's literally every vtuber.
>>88963150In dating, it's standard for women to do nothing and get men fighting for their attention. Men come to them. A pick me is proactive, and attracts men to her. This is incompatible with their dating strategy of doing nothing, so they must attack it to perserve themselves.Why don't they just become proactive themselves? they're women.
>>88963224She is actively taking viewers away from actually talented chuubas who deserve better by lying
>>88963193One is an xbox controller and the other is a switch pro controller
>>88963259If they were talented they would have more views than somebody who isn’t talented
>>88963193She's dumb
>>88963144I posted this
>>88963193Why are you brown?
Jelly's ass status?
>>88963342Grifting clueless simps
>>88963342perty
>>88963259No one deserves viewers or attention, sounds like you're coping about why you aren't successful
I get it's late and the /pol/ hype has died off, but are >we really falling for the most obvious (you) bait in the book now?
>>88963342Petite and sweaty
Uruka sold the toilet. There is currently no toilet in Phase House.
>>88963390it’s more fun when you believe that everyone is being genuine
>>88963424my mouth is literally right there
>>88963259>lyingProof?
>>88963445RIP
>>88963426I used to play into that fairy tale until these whores just started to fleshpost. I have 1 oshi left. I used to spent 18 hours a day on vtubers, but now I simply don't care. Normies ruined another hobby of mine.
>>88963374I think it’s you who are coping
Time to pay up Starknight
Update: The toilet is back, but there's a catch.
>>88963502about what?
>>88963180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEyGiaqm7k
>>88963364I think Jelly should grift her tight, clean butthole on my cock
>>88963180Lisa has big boobs and a soothing voice.https://www.youtube.com/live/2huqK8ynULI?
>>88963510looks like a prison cell in those low security prisons
>>88963521About the fact that Jelly is a grifter
Tenma where are my black souls 2 and lego star wars streams???
Sim Uruka feels humiliated.
>>88963556ywnbaw
>>88963544>Lisa has big boobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfAoTILBuxc
>>88963556>factNo facts here, you have yet to provide proof
>>88963556nta but why do you think jelly is a grifter and how you came to this conclusion?
>>88963502>no u Kek, what a retort from a jealous one view
>>88963576KayfabeJust look at these
>>88963575Lol I am not trans I fucking hate trannies they are abominations that never should have been born
>>88963576Why did she get so mad?
Jelly is kinda weird lately, shes usually have this femcel enerygy
>>88963605>am not transHard to believe tbdesu
>>88963584it came to me in a dream
Pico
Uruka finally managed to get Sim Uruka to play the guitar after removing the bed and the door.
>>88963619it's a happy day for jelly, she was having fun before stream.
>>88963619>shes usually have this femcel enerygy
>>88963597>He thinks those are in any way comparable with picrel>>88963613Cuz it's true
>>88963619All thanks to me. You're welcome.
>>88963584Best response you'll get is>I don't need proof its obvious
>>88963675Lisa and Hina should fuse together
>>88963510She has to watch them do it..based
>>88963619she got over $500 dollars just this streamof course she is happy
You will watch the Pico. This is your final warning.
>>88961905I want to milk Mori’s cowtits so bad…
Pico loves me!
>>88963709What a horrible waste of money
>>88963714will pico watch me?
>>88963675I like my wives tits equally
>>88963619On god she's been kinda weirdCHAMP, might need to fantum tax the next waiting room and skibidi phase out to ohio slime. IshowSpeed say it coming
Sim Tenma has lost control of her life and was caught making pudding at 4AM. Uruka's hyperfixation on Sim Uruka's guitar skills caused her to neglect the other Sim Phasers.
>>88963738cry
>>88963744From the ventilation ducts in your ceiling.
Uruka's voice is sexy
I hate rollslopeldenring sucksdarksouls suckslies of pi suckssekiro sucksI AM TIRED OF IT
>>88963793I agree I wish handsome female voices were more common in vtubing
muyu is a pickme grifter whore
>>88963770>not a violin shorts stream with chat full of 3rd worldersNuh-uh.
Sim Tenma woke up at 3AM to play video games on the family computerSim Pippa continues to sleep inSim Lia wants to talk to Sim Uruka but can't because there are no doors into her room.None of them have used the bathroom for a day now.
>>88963809Erina should molest me every night while I'm asleep.
I'm sorry but after yesterday's threads and seeing the posts on the sticky, I now see pankoposters in a different light...
>>88963889cant you at least be bothered to use a phase connect image?
OK wat on earth happened in webm related?...
this bloons card game looks like garbage at least jelly is going to say a slur
>>88963889
>>88963925/an/ here. Some snakes play dead as a defensive mechanism. Its a lot more energy efficient for them to just stop moving and pretend that they're dead when confronted with the threat of predation.
[Jelly News]She's going to say a slur
I miss her
>>88963863Erina should punch me in the tummy until I piss myself
[good news]Jelly is going to say gamer words
Jelly is going to say gamer words!
I want to shoot Lia in the coochie with a nerd gun
>>88963925He was on 1hp.
Phase Connect girls for this feel?
Sim Uruka has the toilet all to herself in her isolated room.
when lumi gets back from idol training she better do that chink snack handcam she said she'd do
>>88963924Ok
>>88963973Erina should marry me
>>88964013
>>88963180But Hina is dead?
>>88964004She likes to watch
>>88964023Marryna.
>>88964003>farewell to my wife and her boyfriend
Uruka made Sim Uruka practice the guitar in her underwear
>>88964028
https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1854085702499078499Seeing as Pippa has been emulating xQc a lot for the last year or so, when is she going to lose a similarly stupid bet?
[concerning news]Jelly is going to morb. She's also glowing.
[Michiru News] She can't speak english or japanese.https://x.com/shisuimichiru/status/1854090711442031049
Sim Uruka checking herself out in the mirror
Today is a shit day because I lack new Erina lewds to jark my peanus to. And also because Erina is probably still sad.
>>88964054THAT SLUT
>>88964099Don't jerk off to my wife
>>88964032>But Hina is dead?Nah, just her dad I think
Blasphemous 2 looks gorgeous. Tenma's parries are on point against this boss.
[Michiru news] She is one step closer to losing her physical form and ascend. She has left human language behind.
>>88964003Pippa unironically
>>88963889Never seen someone get panko'd in other boards? Never panko'd someone in another board and have said anon reply with a "not even in /d/ can I get away from getting the panko?!" for the funnies?>>88963966>>88963993Thanks.
>>88964147an off stream angry jerry would be powerful
>>88964003This is bait right? No one is like this?
>>88964162I don't know what it is about the metroidvania / dark souls mix games they are always beautiful
I hate Jelly so much
Going to a dance studio for a few hours a day and acting like it's some massive undertaking while also calling it "idol training" while also being a vtuber that has nothing to do with idols and also keeping a straight face while talking about this and acting like it's something serious.Lumi is a retarded dork
>>88964098Wait, doesn’t her room have any doors?
>>88964185what stream made you hate her?
I love Jelly so much
>>88964208She's locked in there until she learns how to play the guitar. Uruka's Asian mom genes are showing
I don't care about Jelly so much
I care about jelly so much
why does Uruka have a little boy trapped in the room with her?
>>88964258That's just Lia
>>88964226And so the cycle of abuse continues.
Sim Uruka has somehow lured a child into her doorless room. The child was also present when Uruka used the toilet.
>>88964095>michiru is so isolated outside of streaming that she is slowly losing her ability to communicate with other humans beyond grunting and the work "meat"
>>88964280Hime would be proud
>>88964258”Entertainment” for when she gets bored.
>>88964264but his name was Malcom...
Sim Tenma is smelly for some reason
>>88964291
I think my chair is fucking up my lower back
>>88964299That's Lia's nickname Ashelia "Malcolm" Rinkou
>>88964309Stinky
>type in Uruka's chat>it keeps replicating the first word I typeweird...
Rich heir to the Landgraab fortune, Malcolm Landgraab, has been kidnapped by Sim Uruka and is now forced to listen to her currently amateurish guitar playing in a doorless room.
>>88964359Is she grooming her ideal husband
Malcolm Landgraab watched Sim Uruka use the toilet and wants to go home now.
>>88964359>>88964373>Uruka going to the bathroom messed up Malcom's mind and now he's gonna grow up gay
>>88964206If you think it so easy you should go take a dance lesson fatty
[Jelly News]She wants to be free
nini /pcg/...
>>88964162They went really hard on the art and animations in the sequel, I wanna play the DLC eventually once I can. I wish more of the girls were into metroidvanias, I think some of them would like them.
Rest in peace >>88692733 anon
>>88964390>Low level exercise is difficult that amounts to jumping around for three minutes Okay lumi
>>88964406sleep well, lil doremu...
>pippa is in a relationship in uruka's sim gameUruka is unintentionally one of the greatest shitposters in the company
Phase Friend Nyana dabbed on Phase Enemy Nyanners by singing the pomf pomf songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGqjVaTzng
Uh oh. The other 3 Sim Phasers are fast asleep and suddenly, the game has notified Uruka that one of her Sims are in a romantic relationship.Only young Malcolm Landgraab and Sim Uruka are awake to have triggered the notification.
RATE THE JELLYRATE THE BLOONINGRATE THE STREAM
>>88964428>dancing is low level exercise???>>88964436I think it's Pippa's work partner?>>88964445Uwuga...
>>88964381I don't think he's gonna grow up at all
>>88964445isnt that a kid?
>>88964442Pink cat BTFO badly
>>88964373Why does she have a twin bed?
>>88964483Uruka said that he somehow came inside her doorless room.
>>88964460Jelly cuteblooning midcute stream with my jellywife
>>88964500Higher comfort and sleep stats
>>88964501he was in there before the room became doorless
>>88964463It's literally just moving around slightly to music, especially idol dancing, which is fairly simple, not like you are running or lifting anything
Has Pippa made any official statements about the election
>>88964442
Uruka has ordered Sim Uruka to take a shower while the child is in the room.
>>88964460>RATE THE JELLYCuteRATE THE BLOONINGBad gameRATE THE STREAMComfy/10, glad her spirits are up
>>88964445That’s a child/10
Lia woke up at 5AM to use the computer. Everyone except the child is asleep.
>Uruka sitting there eating stinky salad while watching a young boy piss himselfis she Pippa maxxing?
>>88964531My Asian mother does this too... She did a few times when I'm in middle of shower too
>>88964406GN
Little Malcolm Landgraab just pissed himself in front of Sim Uruka, who is in her underwear.
jungle monkey friend panvtuber is playing leaguehttps://www.twitch.tv/panvtuber
>>88964460Pickme grifter whore; didn’t watch don’t care hope she graduates and kills herself
>>88964460Jelly is a pickme grifter whore and should piss in my mouth as compensation
>>88964460my wife jerry almost said slurs on stream so it was a good day/10
>>88964604this but with pippa
Uruka is now building a room for little Malcolm.
>>88964608>>88964604Stop samefagging
>>88964518>he somehow came inside her doorless room.Anon…Considering they are in a relationship now i don’t think she meant that he ”came” in her ”doorless room” that way…
>>88964604>>88964608KYS femanon
Sim Uruka is now emitting green stink clouds after refusing to shower.
Pico has 500 viewers. Organic or raided?
Jelly has antis?
>>88964630why doesnt she just make a door for him to get out???
>>88964635>>88964657>>88964608 This isn’t me you dumbass god starknignts are fucking dumb as hell
>kidnap the first white boy she seesuhh..
>>88964669Jelly raided her
I just ate a pound of cheddar.Hime out.>>88964460>Not Lumi.10/10 stream.
>>88964669Jellly raided
>>88964682It's literally the exact same writing style as you. Stop samefagging, it's fucking embarrassing to watch
>>88964680Well Uruka did make a door for him, but it leads to a windowless 2x2 dungeon.
>>88964682genuine question are you autistic?
>>88964707It’s literally 2 seconds apart how the fuck would I samefag god you guys are so retarded I can’t believe
>>88964682>starknignts>no comma after dumbass
>>88964703Why?
>>88964673Me specifically because she doesn't doomscroll /vt/, instead she doomscroll twitter.
>>88964702>>88964706Oh, assumed so. Thanks.
Things are rough for little Malcolm.
>>88964711>Uruka’s sensory deprivation dungeon where she keeps children she’s capturedGod i wish that was me.
Pico scream!
>>88964682yeah rightstop samefagging, retard
>>88964673No, I think starknights should leave the ritual poster alone tbqh.
Sim Tenma has received a new mission to improve her social standing at school: Make a friend!Unfortunately, the target is Malcolm Landgraab, the selfsame boy that Sim Uruka kidnapped.
>>88964729Holy shit, it's so obvious you used the pass and copy pasted sentences you had already written to spam the ratepost. You're not even subtle
>>88964711>Piss is still on the floorIs she just keeping him around to produce ingredients for her chinese piss eggs?
>>88964784Just kill yourself at this point please
Uruka is encouraging Sim Lia to join the military, after seeing the pay benefits triggered something in her latent Asian mom genetics.
why are phasers like this?
>>88964776Kek, fine I will watch the blue bear
>Lia trying to make a child Tenma become a golddigger
Uruka is tempted by the relatively high pay provided by the military for Sim Lia.
>>88964808After you stop samefagging or at least try to not be obvious
Does femanon like us
>>88964858no she likes jelly
Sim Lia has now quit her grocery job and has enlisted in the military. No more stolen valor!
man you guys are retarded
>>88964869Fuck off
>>88964819Calm down sister.
Good morning anything interesting happen in the last 6~ hours?>Uruka is still streaming G-good god.
>>88964872it's on purpose, its fun
>>88964858Which femanons? We have a few
>>88964872Yes.
>>88964875But it's true~
No more invaders. We are building a wall around phase world
>>88964902Shut the fuck up
Flashbang bread.
>>88964904and brave group is going to pay for it!
Current state of the Phase House. Malcolm Landgraab remains enclosed within the walls. For the love of God, Montresor!
New thread.>>88964918>>88964918
>>88964913You loooooove her You can't stop thinking about herYou're her biiiiiiigest fan!
We are 2 weeks away from the gen 3 anniversary, do you think Hina will return in time?
Sim Uruka practicing the guitar in her underwear again. Little Malcolm Landgraab's faint calls for help continue to be heard in the background.
Unleavened bread:>>88950569>>88950569>>88950569
>>88964950It would be weird and awkward to force someone to put on a smile and entertain others when they are genuinely sad and don't want to expose that side of their personality to their online audience.
Sim Lia joined the Simmish Air Force
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