Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura 4th Anniversary Celebration Merchhttps://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_an4thGawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerunhttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henorhttps://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/Previous Thread: >>88955554
I love my wife so much!!
Gurass
Sex with a fembud.
>>88992274SNIFFFFF
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
Day 37! Give it up for day 37!
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
So basically she is cute and my wife.
So basically she is my Gurandma.
MY wife
So basically she is ugly.
howdy
>>88992853
>>88992813MY post
I cooked some baked chicken tonight.
>>88990020>So why are we against her going indie and joining Dooby exactly?Because I enjoy hololive and the other holo girls talkin to/about her and her talking to/about them.Because I think her current character design is quite nice.Because merch and sponsorship opportunities will be dryer. Because concerts will never happen again (real concerts not "scuffed 3d at some con" like indies try to brag about). Because her artists will dwindle, especially with how many of them are japanese. Less art, fewer (if any) good animations. Because I fear her new collab partners would be ecelebs and retarded twitch thots, dragging her into drama or bad content mires.All of this for the extremely, dubiously flimsy possibility of "she might stream more" and "she'll stream what she wants 100% of the time" even though cover's perms aren't THAT restrictive, even though they suck. If Gura goes indie she'll fade into nothingness. I doubt when she decides to fuck off from the internet she'll even say goodbye, just like she didn't the last time.
I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.
>>88993654No holo girl ever talks about Gura so what’s the difference?
>>88993640a whole chicken?
https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1854297089129488781goob night
>>88992413>*Le touché*
>>88994368Nighty night buddy
Im fuggin sick as shid and I don have any pepa bizmul
>>88994368are you a yuro or is your sleep schedule weird?
>>88994338>*Lo touchõ*
where are the gallons
Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?
>>88994570Chumbie you can’t just ask somebody if their European…it’s rude
https://youtu.be/x8yhB0c9GZs?t=5849>"what do you mean a sololive?" "It's a future thing" https://youtu.be/VRH7VPsL_u8 >Suisei confirmed the Hololive countdown live is happening as per usualhttps://x.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1839382400251625763>Kaela went to Japan to record her portion and met with Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5Bhd1xNluek>Gura mentioned a whole team of sound engineers in Japanhttps://youtu.be/BmxXEaYq7lg?t=7482 >her throat hurt>Kiara said one of her worst fears which "has been going on for a long time" just came true>Kiara wants a sololive>Kiara and Gura have shared the same manager>Bae's latest 3D live was recorded in September according to the anons that watch herhttps://x.com/gawrgura/status/1843193950183842251>3 A.M. tweethttps://files.catbox.moe/4ryyha.png>Gura said there's new music coming ("ongoing 2-year project") and it means a lot to her and is making her "go insane"https://youtu.be/zDICSOdPa6Q?t=2177 >travel back in time 2 years and you get this>Gura said 2025 will be quite the year>Marine said merch is one of the key metrics for being considered to hold a sololive>Gura said in her 2024 birthday stream she's working on a 3D live and it's very likely going to contain a lot of solo performances, not sure what that means>Gura is saving her 4th anniversary stream for something (this one is kinda wishful thinking on my part)>Gura's Full Color was inspired by Sana's Astrogirl, therefore, most likely just a spin-off project>>62065041>Intern-kun foresaw Mel's termination seethe antis she's getting a sololive
>>88994658huhaha
>>88994666>Trips of truthI won
>>88994113Yeah. I ate half of it tonight and I'll have the other half for dinner tomorrow.
>>88994570Weird sleep schedule. I won't actually be asleep for a couple more hours, but I like watching the sunrise lately.
>>88994507
>>88994889ojibud...
not readingI LOVE GURA!!
>>88994666Honestly I'm so used to ignoring tl;dr posts that I only just noticed the implication of Gura getting a sololive being among Kiara's worst fears, eggs are something else.
>>88995501Why is Kiara like this?
>>88995501i think the implication is that is too hard to get it without being a top dog.Mori got one years ago and has never gotten one again, same for watame.If gura ever gets a sololive is probably gonna be the only one we will ever get as more girls in jp get one.
>>88994108When's the last time any of the other girls mentioned her anyway? Did Bae say anything during her rewatch?
>>88996000She said she was glad to perfrom with gura again since the last time was sweet appetite
Gura literally can't be relied on to show up for her own anniversary, or on a day on the same month as her anniversary (which is why management made her post the merch, they knew shit wasn't gonna happen soon)No, she's not getting a fucking sololive. You sink monkey into that for someone who's apparently so ill streaming is impossible and you're not exactly a "business"
>>88996032Nice
>>88996000Other than the reply you just got not really. There's been a couple sorta mentions offhandedly, like Biboo bringing her up in reference to the doyers and Kiara talking about a myth collab being hard to get going but that's been just about it for about a month.
Wife soon?
>>88996210Cope.
>>88996329Relatively
I'm gonna eat a jar of yogurt and an orange
im feelin green
>>88997061When are you finishing your game?
>>88997092im not a gamedev
>>88997061Haha, green!
>>88995501Her manager kept it from her for a long time, hence could be seen as an act of betrayal
Hope gooba is doing okaymiss you sharky
Gura invented calling people stinky
>>88997559Soon
>>88997559Aim better next time.
>>88997949>>88998079caught in 4k
I cant wait for president gura to take office
>>88998728That guy isn't even me.
>>88998973nobody will believe you, even if it's true
>>88998973Sure thing bro.
>>88998830I'm gonna assume this artist isn't having a meltdown, like the previously mentioned ones
>>88999155I don't think a non-american would have a meltdown, they just think it's funny.
>>88999289Elevens love our president from what I remember
Nothing at all
>>88999538Everything soon
The only people that remember Gura are those who watched her in 2020 and 2021... My wife is slowly becoming forgotten...
>>88999927Anyone that started watching vtubers in 2023 are newfags and shouldn't be respected
>>88999927I remember half of 2022 too, before she disappeared
>>88999927There's nothing wrong with that though.
>>89000138This, but especially clip only watchers
>>88999927but less people watching her is a good. especially if all the ayo fags go elsewhere
>>88998830>President GuraI bet it could be done. First female president let's go.
>>89000925I think so too, politics is mostly a popularity contest and for some reason they pick the most unlikeable cunts every time they try to get a woman in, Gura would sweep.
>>89000771Ironically enough the less she streams the worse chat gets, because her popping up at all pretty much counts as an event and draws in a fresh rotation of retards.
>>88993654This.While indie Gura is nice with no game perms. Ithere's no way she would reach her success she got while in Holo. Where she gets featured in Shibuya, in Taco Bell and a freaking Dodgers Game, not to mention being in concerts with thousands of fans cheering for her.Going indie, she will regress into being a regular twitch streamer, streaming reactslop all day, collabs with ecelebs and twitch indies.If she really just want to stream games all day with no perms, theres no stopping her to just revive her PL without quitting holo entirely.
https://x.com/gawrgura2/status/1813893346865385930
>>89001705woah...
Soon
>>89001705but that's pekora? what do the moon runes say? twatter won't translate it for me
the buzz lightyear game actually looks super fun, i had never looked it up
>>89001933https://x.com/guragawr/status/1811943944332411361
So what was the gif supposed to mean? It’s been almost two weeks
>>89002522okay but what does this have to do with Gura? thanks though
>>89002698What? You don't know?
>>89002635Soon
Yagura!
>>89002635my guess is she was seek and after coming back she was reading all the shit she had in the backlog to work on. Like how the girls on those weeks were all having deadlines that is gura.
>>89003488i understood your word salad and i agree
I ate taco bell chumbies
>>89004503i didnt
>>88992813thats a child under 9
>>89004653Explain this then >>88992745
how fares NNN?i lasted 2 days
>>89005845I already goomed on day 1
>>89005845I'm still silly
>>89000138babybud, anyone who started watching vtubers after 2020 are newfags,
>>89006253This is true. My first vtuber stream was korone's pepsiman stream and I still feel like a baby
>>89001153It's more that in order to get into politics in any major level, you have to be entrenched and have dirt on you and against others. Honest people are kept out.
chumbuddies?more likethe babybuddies
>>89007047
there aint enough goo goo gaa gaa gura pics
>>89009994Go back
>>89007047T o T
>>89005845Still on NNN, meds and life have kept me from bustin a nut
>>89009994Can't believe grems and GG are like this...
>>89000138>>89006253>>89006354i was about to about watching korones debut live but then i remembered that i no longer count as a chumbud
I don't know why he's trying to make me hate GG. Its not working and its not making me feel lesser for being a chumbie.
>>89011975I know he is a falseflagger but still it doesn't change the fact that GG is walmart Selen
>>89011975For whatever reason dramafags are really attracted to the idea of starting a fanbase war. Since the start of this board they've tried nonstop with despite having minimal success.
I just think it's the appropriate image to make fun of this shit thread. It's funny you you think it's anything beyond that
WHO moved my gallons?
i scared the larper into not using kiara images since it made their oshi too obvious
>>89007047Im 29
Debating on whether I should get wingstop or not tomorrow. That free chicken sandwich is really tempting
>>89013597How does their chicken sandwich compare to Chik-Fila's chicken sandwich?
>>89013776I've never had it before. I'll tell you tomorrow how it stacks up against chikfila
>>89013776One is open on Sunday the other is not so you take what you get. I love chik-Flia's I think Gura talked about liking them but the funny thing every time in my life I go to get food from them I get lucky and someone buys my food for me even if I'm by myself so perks of being a girl.
>>89013957tomorrow is not sunday
>>89012503I stole it
>>89014128I know that. I was just saying. I bet gura's chicken sandwich is way better anyway. I would let her cook one for me.
>>89013957>every time in my life I go to get food from them I get lucky and someone buys my food for medo you look homeless? because that's not normal even for cute girls
I always think gura
>>89015554
>>89014967>>89015043well those were misleading thumbnails
>>89015835
Chumbies I made my own candy.
>>89016359what is that? taffy?
>>89016359what is it? fudge?
>>89016359cool
>>89016359delicious marble counter top...
chumbies made me hungry for chick-fil-aalso had a slightly amusing gen:https://litter.catbox.moe/lpuoha.png
>>89016433>>89016439>>89016461>>89016526It's called honeycomb candy, it's like a crispy hard candy that tastes like caramelized sugar.
>>89016791nahone, google says it's also called sponge toffee, I wanna try some
Gura is a fake lying whore.She's a fake weeb. She's a fake nerd. She's a fake rhythm gamer. And she's a fake idol that hates her fans.She's just a normalfag slut that wandered into hololive and lied to everyone about herself in order to take money from people she looks down on.
>>89016963If you knew she was a huge slut then why did you start watching her? I thought this was already common knowledge?
>>89016922It was surprisingly easy to make. the recipe I used was 1 1/4 cups sugar, 1/2 cup honey or corn syrup, a pinch of salt, cooked until 290-300 degrees, then add 1 tsp vanilla extract and 1 tablespoon baking soda, stir until mixed well and put in a container until cool.
>>89016359The dinos approve
>>89016359I'm hungwy again
>>89016963>fake weebweebs nowadays are cringe normies>fake nerd she is a dork not nerd>fake rhythm gamershe is literally the only dancer in the entire company who can dance rhythmically >fake idolI prefer it this way since real idols are all manipulative whores>she's just a normalfagshe is a chud in a cute girl body, it's impossible for her to be a normalfag
>>89017021thanks, I'll save the recipe in case I wanna make it myself
Why does she hate meWhy am i being punished
>>89017426you wish she thought of you that much
it's over for Gura
I accidently fell asleep and wasted my entire evening.
>New gen coming soonWelp, guess that's confirmation that Gura has at least a few more stream this year in time for overlapping them. Selfish cunt
>We're getting a new ID gen before another Gura streamdread
very organic
I love how there's always a new "Gura killer" and every time they fizzle or flop entirely.
>>89016359Lately I've been eating ramen noodles with some diced onions, carrots, and cheese.
New cunny peak in ID 4? Gura is fucking done
New JP girls. I was gonna say Gura might stream the same time as their debuts but that's only for EN
Noone can kill gura because shes already dead
>>89016963Based
>>89017823ID? I thought the new girls debuting this weekend are JP?
The year is 2021, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"The year is 2022, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"The year is 2023, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"The year is 2024, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"
>>89018020kek true
I haven't watched a single holo debut since Gura's
I don't think even a new gen is enough for Gura to stream again this year, the appeal of overlapping the newbies isn't even enough for her anymore. Sad
>>89018173you also haven't watched anything in months, we know
>>89018224Vtubers who aren't Gura are cringe as fuck
>>89018216If she doesn’t find her anniversary appealing to stream anymore then nothing will get her to stream at this point. The sad tips of truth
>>89018442Then she's basically done streaming at this point if that's the case, if she can't even be bothered to have done an anniversary stream. I think that just proves that she'll only stream if she's absolutely forced to, which Cover obviously won't "force" her that often unless its for a promo or whatever
goobnighti love gura
Guess the schizo is going all out tonight so I'm going to bed. Good night chumbies.
They aren't EN so why does this matter again?
>>89018648>>89018647Goobnight chumbies
So Gura stream confirmed now that there's a new gen coming? lmao
>>89017696I used to take a lot of 5 hour naps in the evening. It really screwed with my sleep schedule
>>89018442>>89018542Yeah it's looking pretty dire. I don't know when the next "mandatory time" is either
>>89018781I currently have a split sleep cycle 4 hours in the morning and 4 hours at night. Is there something wrong with that?
>>89018748As long as they don't stream at 8pm EST, they wont be overlapped. Don't worry yourself anon
>>89018812If you don't feel like shit then its fine.
>regloss already has an album>Gura cant have a second fucking song outToday I remembered that I hate management so much.
Im really feeling the menhera tonight
>>89019037Blame gura for being lazy
>>89019139I'm alternating between that and just feeling numb. I could really use some Gura right about now, but it is what it is.
>>89019182Nta but I blame the japanese. They aren't the same as us
>>89019215Be careful of those naps chumbie. It can affect your mood in mysterious ways
>>89014413No, but people call me really pretty but I'm not going to say no if they want to buy my food for me. It saves me money and I'm sure gura would do the same as me.
>>89019215same desu
>>89019389Oyasame
>>89019389sleep tight buddy
>>89019215music usually helps me outmake sure you're getting enough sunlight too>>89019389dino dreams
>>89019037>Kiara could>Ina could>Mori could>IRyS could>Bae couldbut yea, lets blame management
>>89019338A real fembud in the wild?
>>89019751I don't really like those girls
>>8901976499% of VT is not my type.
>>89020343Well that's not surprising, which is why it is a nice surprise when one pops up. I think the last one that did got scared away...
>>89020468If you were good, you would not scare them away. Really, thinking about it, that is a good reason why Gura's not streaming.
>>89019182>>89019751The song is in management's hands and they won't let her release it. The fact that you'll defend management even in instances when it literally is their fault says a lot about you retarded bootlickers.
I wish I could entertain Gura with memes, but my memes are all slightly mean.
>>89020755I'm a boring person. Gura would not like me or my memes.
goopgoop
>>89020755Only slightly? Noob.
>>89020845>>89020755hit her with the poopy farty jokesshe can't resist
>>89019220>>89020747That's a lot of cope for her being lazy
>>89021002>t.management
Good job antis, you were right there was a big announcement Your schizo powers only made hololive stronger with a new gen
>>89021002Gura said why the song isn't released. If you don't watch her streams, then I don't know what you're even doing here.
>>89020755I made a half-assed shitpost on reddit and it got over 700K views on XDon't think, just meme
>>89020654Well actually she got scared and tired from all the SEAantis and pagcripple shitting up the threads constantly Shame they ruined it for everyone as usual.
>>89020654I would like to bully fembuds T u T
>>89021285You were that guy chumbie?
>>89021398I had a bit of fun trolling the politics subreddits and they shadowbanned me, so I figure I'd go out with a bang.
>>89021941Been awhile since I've had a hot doggo
Do you think goob ever saw the Miku hot dog commercials?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D88XvzbQGI
>there's a new Gen ready to be overlapped
>>89022496Those bacon wrapped hotdogs always remind me of the spic hotdog vendors outside of cons in LAI forgot that was a thing, I can feel it in my bones she for sure saw the pizza hut Miku collab
>>89022702Those hips are too obscene
>>89019751All of these girls, except Mori, have no creative control over their music. They willingly just lend their voice to some over-compressed bland EDM (and I like EDM mind you, when it's good) and call it a day. Gura has made it clear that she doesn't want that shit. Why do think she co-wrote her first song? Why do you think she doesn't talk nearly as passionately about her other music as she did about Reflect? Yes it is fucking management and their fear of their precious mascot doing anything that goes against her image.
I made it to the point in stellaris where theres nothing to do but improve planets and research tech.
>>89019751>not gura>not gura>not gura>not gura>not guraWho cares
I like Gura, she makes me cum
>>89023102Still on that copium. Where's the music?
>>89023925Soon
I think i will give Elin another tryno i will not make her a succubus
>>890239762 more weeks kek
I'm not even asking for too much anymore.Gura please stream on christmas or new years day. Any one of the days will do. You don't have to do both Please...
>>89024251She'll be too busy with "family" again
>>89024171>166cm>YerlesThat's not Gura
>>89024171I refunded that game because it has no keyboard only controls.
>>89024171Can you build a castle?
>>89024839no idea>>89024710What race is she?>>89024745It takes a while to get used to.
>>89025090Elea because they're elfish or a mutant because she's a thing.
>>89025879
>>88993654So you just want her be FORCED to stream once in a while due to contractual obligations, even though she might not enjoy it or feel enthusiastic about it.
What motivates her to get out of bed everyday I wonder
>replying to an 10 hr old post
>>188937I agree with you 100%
>>89026240PissProbably gets hungry too
anything happen in the last 8 hours? I'm not reading the thread
>>89026763a chumbie made some candy
>>89026786sweet
>>89026763a chumbie ate taco bell
https://x.com/panno_mimi/status/1854479244379984034https://x.com/bananafish1111_/status/1820373478350131531this is what gura likes
>>89026958She is just like me...
>>89026763A new gen and gura became president
>>89026763Soon
>>89026301You think that's bad, check this.
goob morningi love gura
>>89027739Is this real
Goob morning, I love Gura moreI'm going to eep now
>>89027790Goob nite
>>89026160No, I didn't type any of those words you schizo. I do want her to say goodbye when she leaves though, that is one thing she'll (probably) have to do if she stays a holo until she's done with internet stuff. Then again the 2 homos didn't so who knows.
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
Now I see why they won't graduate her. They debuted new japs so it would look really bad if thet did it now
>he somehow keeps finding new angles to spin
Baguraette honhonhon
I hope they still talk behind the scenes
>>89031816Probably. Not our business though.
>>89031852I like longlasting friendships that is all.
For King and Cunny!
shark wife
>>89031852>Not our business though.Speak for yourself, in my opinion it's my business.
>>89033514Yeah mine
>>88993654>Because I think her current character design is quite nice.So will be her new one since she has good taste >Because merch and sponsorship opportunities will be dryer. Who gives a shit?>Because concerts will never happen again (real concerts not "scuffed 3d at some con" like indies try to brag about). They will happen if she becomes an affiliate >Because her artists will dwindle, especially with how many of them are japanese. Less art, fewer (if any) good animations. Wrong, just look at Dooby.>Because I fear her new collab partners would be ecelebs and retarded twitch thots, dragging her into drama or bad content mires.She's too shy and autistic to even collab with a lot of Holos, you unironically think she's gonna collab with indies and ecelebs? You're retarded.
Goobs
Holy shit, 7 weeks and still no update or anything. I just want to know what the fuck is going on? I do not understand Gura, I do not understand what Cover and/or management is doing? Fuck just end this sad display already. Its just sad to watch at this point. Witnessing this tragic waste of talent is one of the saddest things I have ever seen in my life. Just rip the bandaid off I am tired of this fucking bullshit!
>>89033991>already melting down because he didn't get his termination announcement 2 more weeks sis, this time for sure.
>>89034275Yeah, 2 more weeks of no update and Gura content. Rejoice my fellow Chumbies!
>>89034354Keep seething about being wrong yet again, sis. How are your nijiwhores doing btw?
>>89033991Soon
>>89034354Kek
>>89034591>deflecting to random shit when he's right about the lack of activity
>>89034354>no contentWe might get more merch or another retweet.
>>89035293oh boy a merch retweet!
>>89035135>he
Goob morning
>>89037032Goob nite
Gura's breaks so far8/12/2022 to 12/2/2023 ... 2 month and 4 days.18/2/2023 to 25/3/2023 ... 1 month and 7 days.15/9/2023 to 28/11/2023 ... 2 month and 13 days.28/11/2023 to 25/1/2024 ... 1 month and 14 days18/2/2024 to 19/4/2024 ... 2 month and 1 day.28/6/2024 to 19/8/2024 ... 1 month and 27 days.
>>89037106This is wrong since she streamed during these so called breaks. Can you do at least some research before shitposting?
>>89037106Soon
If she does goes indie I hope she's not gonna make a discord, fucking hate this cliquey zoomer garbage
Gura will never go indie, if she quits Hololive, she'll disappear from the Internet and will only occasionally shitpost. It is in your best interest that she stays in Hololive at the very least.
>>89037466She might, but I agree that she wouldn't really be more active. She'd show up to collab with Ame here and there or occasionally sing or do a react stream and then disappear again.
goob night
Gura approves of thin shark tail.
>>89038233goob morning
Chumbies, work out you pipsqueaks.
>>89038869
>>89028889samen
>>89038869I work out at least 3 times a week and go on runs for at least one more
>>89037255It's copied from the ESL grayfag spamming comments under her most recent stream
>>89039336they're still at it? uwah...
>>89037106This counting only the big ones makes it look like she streamed during the other parts which...heh.
>>89039382I'll never understand why /ggg/ is shocked people are still clinging to the idea that Gura can be held accountable for all this bullshit.The perception outside is so bad people don't even believe her about it being health related. Not in the "she's a liar" way, but in a "they talk about her being gone but never even reference that as the reason" way.
>>89039670Didn't even notice that he was counting the whole chunk of march 2023 to september 2023 as an 'active' period, that's rich.
>>89039382It's kind of funny seeing the brown monkeys screeching into the void every once in a while.
>>89039835These ESL yesbuds aren't sending their best.
>>89039725>Gura can be held accountable for all this bullshitno she can't since Cover 100% approves it. feel free to indulge yourself in gossip shit if you are the faggot type, but she absolutely didn't do anything wrong
Goob morning retards
>>89040562
>>89033100For s’ghetti too!!!
>>89037106Can we hit a new record lads?
>>89031098
>>89041172I love s’ghetti!
>>89041369
>>89041221Soon
>>89037106>28/11/2023 to 25/1/2024 ... 1 month and 14 days
>>89041538
