The funniest joke ever Edition>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/cn32zb.pnghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>Holodexhttps://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure>Transparent head cutoutshttps://catbox.moe/c/h6hm6q[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING>Greentext Archivehttps://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Cost/content Up to the discretion of the girls.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/Previous Thread >>89077508
Icey hugs.Icey kisses.Icey seggs.Icey love. <3
for me, it's mercy modiste
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
my kouhai has such based taste
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
alright, who here wants to practice kissing?
>>89149952>>89149807>>89149862
The VTuber Awards have opened their Nominations. If you wanna shill the girls there's a lot of categories that I think is very fitting for them.https://twitter.com/VTuberAwards/status/1855060237512040947
koubaiyo
wife is gone, i am sad
>>89149835Mercy and I don't have very similar tastes but at least she has unique takes and good reasoning to back her opinions up.
Need mummeh rape
>>89152374I agree with this statement
>>89150069Should we? It seems like a waste since only big names ever win.
>>89154059stop it with this defeatist mindset
>>89150069done
>>89154059I was thinking getting nominated was good enough. It might make some people check out the girls. It's an event a lot of vtubers are watching so maybe it could also soften the stigma the girls have.Anyways it's quick to do, so your not really wasting any time. I think VAllure should win Rising Vtuber Org, can't really think of another small corpo which had been so successful right out of the gate. V4mirai did really well this year too though.
>>89154059it's not like it costs anything to cast a vote
Reminder that penises begin at 6 inches and anything less is an overgrown clitoris your mangina sports.
Our mummeh in VAllure, horny be her name. Her kingdom cum, her will be done, on YouTube as it is on Patreon. Give us this day our daily nut, and forgive us our cringe, as we forgive those who cringe at us. And lead us not into celibacy, but instead deliver us into temptation. Amen.
>>89150069They have a shot at 'Best Lewdtuber' too -- at least, of being nominated for it.I went ahead and made my nominations. Also made sure to put Biboo in for Best Gamer because holy fuck she got robbed last year. Don't get me wrong, Doki's a great gamer too, but Biboo cleared Sekiro on double hard mode (Demon Bell + Charmless) on stream without ever tilting. That is probably the single most impressive thing I've ever seen a vtuber do, holy fuck that girl is a monster at gaming.
>>89155798Semen
>>89150069Sure, let's make the chat even worse!
>>89164119Yeah that's my thinking as well. Inviting a hoard of randoms who are looking for goon material could only make things worse.Maybe put VAllure as best vtuber org and highlight some of the larger channels that the girls collab with. If people from those channels like the girls they will make the jump themselves.
I wanna hold Immy and give her kisses
I wanna fuck a pinpal in the ass
>>89167479Immy please, you should be sleeping
>>89150069on one hand if you look at who won last year this is probably one of the most ass award shows out there since its purely popular vote there's no way anyone would winon the other hand just getting nominated in any category is probably worth a grand or more in adson a third hand if I nominated what I thought the only VAllure relevant one would only be Stronny for lewdtuber
the brainworms are acting up again
>>89169393crybaby
>>89169393tell them to settle down
>>89169393do real shit
good morning, i love my beautiful ʷiᶠᵉ
>>89169393are they edible
>>89155798Amen
>>89169393Don’t let brainworms win. You’re better than them, remember your oshi loves you and you love her.
>>89169393If it's about Immy, being hyperfixated on her is just causing you stress, you probably need to take a break. At the very least when she's not streaming you should try and find other vtubers or something to do in that time. Watch the other girls in vallure, they'd appreciate your support.Immy said she loves anyone who gave her their time even if you can't watch her regularly. Immy is just a girl, she's doing her best but she's not perfect. She can't help you with everything, you gotta do your best for her too
>>89169696need bald mercy
>>89169393maybe your just pregnant
>>89172468>your
>>89169696Good morning bro
i have a confession to make immy is cute
>>89173094Controversial and yet true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcvUGezLlAk
man last nights stream was so goodand im gonna get even more kouhai later today!
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1855282442145345872
I'm happy to see newer names regularly chatting in kouhais streams. I also think the one off games that might be slightly out of her comfort zone like mouth washing and this bed we made are great and should become a regular thing.
>>89175301She really is a princess I hope she catches the bouquet I love her so much
>>89175703Good morning
>>89173094Holy shit me too!
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1855292569007100021https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gb9Sv-9XMAA6-Mw?format=jpg&name=orig
>>89176560that's me btw
>>89176606I don't remember posting this? But that's definitely my ear in the picture.
>>89176560I want to have mixed children with her
>>89176560i belong in this hole. it was made for me.
>>89175301How madam's hair would smell like?
>>89176560I love her
>>89176560God i want to motorboat her Brown boobs, and get a Big sniff of her hair Is it really too much to ask?
>>89176560holy shit, someone could actually drown to death in those things
Stronny - The Wettest Tingles EVER ASMR ft. @PoseidonMythoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTW6gDeliyE
>>89177750Yeah me
>Stronny sat on the Poseidon collab for two months before releasing itreally worried that stronny's obsessive overworking will lead to slips and girls not wanting to collab with us
modiste
bump
>>89178954what do you mean slips
>>89180657like her waiting two months to release a collab video
just knowing that Immy is only gonna read like 20 submissions and the other 98%+ are going in the trash makes me sad. she probably won't sort through them either so just the first few will get read
>>89180744is that a slip?
Had a dream that Stronny got a partnership with general mills and got herself specialty boxes of lucky charms with her image on the box and two different charms in her colors.
I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY5cfIgpQng
>>89180814She's planning to draw them at random and she's going to discard the low effort ones. She should just filter any of the ones that put wrong answers for her favorite shows, those people aren't watching her anyway.
https://x.com/StronnyNSFW/status/1855319762030760109https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gb9rCzybEAAlWFY?format=jpg&name=orig
Mummeh soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ZLx4MJxp8
uuuuuuu Immy uuuuuuu
wet mouth bunny in Stronny's chat
Miwa in Stronny's streamStronny also called her wet mouth Miwa again
>>89183896And she's sexually harassing her again!
>I don't think reeflings get brainworms that oftenStronny come the fuck on
>>89184558there's gonna be reefling entrails all over this short
[Stronny News]She got called the f-slur
>kids called Stronny a faggot IRL because she was playing pokemon gokek
Hello there anono mouse.
>Stronny making a short about Maros when half of her corpo can't read them without going menhara instantly
Repost from Mercy's bestie Cerenity https://x.com/CerenityVNU/status/1855339578737242343
>>89185653the power of minecraft to bring VAllure and kawaii together
>>89184972kek
>>89185653Cerenity is kind of erotic
>>89183891>>89183896Hope miwa does a gaming collab with the girls she's been hanging around a lot lately. I think anons will be surprised how insanely British her non ASMR voice is.
why no one shows me their tributes...
>>89186070
>>89185730daiya of pixellink also reposted it
>>89186164how did you know? t. tourist
>>89186192One step closer to the Stronny/Kanna ASMR collab that makes my dick explode
>>89186213Only a pinpal would post something so gay
>>89185730fuck kawaii they can rest in piss
>>89186363riro made some of us like tributes it has nothing to do with immy
>>89186060miwa is british?
>>89186515wet atlantic mouth
>>89186468Stardust...
>>89186561if you call me that I might cry anyways, immy best little sister.
lmao Immy's tweets being brought up
[Stronny News]: You Pinpals disgust her
>>89186671Stronny talks about "taking a jobby" in her streams though
>>89186671I love my little sister, though and through
>>89186671Good.
>>89186730
>>89186671I love my little sister shitposts or not
i will ensure my wife is given a u87 for her donothon
Does twitch still have that knock feature? Cause that could be a con.
>>89187939you just turn it offit's not that big of a dealdon't know what you're referring to, though
cums in you
>>89188283Mummeh is script writing for shorts and one of them is talking the pros and cons of streaming on Youtube and Twitch
>>89186671Does every vallure member hate us?
>>89188767ah, yeah, not really the con it was feared to beI think the UI is probably still annoying(?) if you want to partially use the feature with JUST your friends, but it's like raids, you can just disable it if it's not something that's for you and nu-twitch devs are actually somewhat responsive to feedback so some features are getting better over time even if trust and safety has its head up its ass
>>89188841define hate
thinking about pookie
>>89190182>thinking about poodo pinpals really
>>89189372They call us gay
>>89190237Pookie! Pookie! Not poo...
>>89190286well thats not hateful, you ARE gay
https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1855343547269988402
I hope she's having a good day, she's really been working hard
>>89190237i will turn your parents into chili and force you to eat it
>>89190486I hope today’s going easy for her too and her hip is feeling better. She sounded tired last stream.
Mummeh...
>>89190772>>89190775>>89190804I got distracted, what happened?
Shes back up>>89190881she thought the bottle showed a reflection
>>89190881she thought her face got reflected in a bottle of coke, and she panicked. she didn't dox herself though
>>89190973>>89190981oh!
Immy!https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1855370214839386189
>>89191289we're on a banger short combo
>>89190981We've all seen her face before anyways, why would it matter?
>>89191922She wasn't wearing makeup
>>89192073>>89191922she's prettier without makeup
>>89191621>check through jinx's workwhy are they like that with the captionsI understand wanting to be a little different, but man, if I needed them, that shit would be annoying as fuck
Immy!
Immy found Jesus
>>89192902Our heavenly maiden
I had to pause mummeh's memba stream ealier, what happend to the vod? Or what happened in the Vod?
>>89193877>>89190981
>>89193877She might check it and unprivate it once she confirms it's fine
>>89193987I swear I scrolled up, wtf. Guess All the immy's blinded me. Thank you anon
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1855388675112309143
Vallure member edgy enough to play this on stream for view count drama?
>>89190981>>89193987aw damn
Shibi hasn’t posted in a while… I bet she’s drunk and getting hit on…
>>89197221Yeah by me
hey guys, im at a wedding with this 10/10 black chick that has some of the fattest flesh mounds ive ever seen. ive been buttering her up with booze and am gonna try to get my dick in her meat cave later. wish me luck!
I bet shibi is dunkedly explsning to her frinsd how shweet hareM is and jow sweet they are and they liik at her weird but thats ok
>>89197592good luck my dude!slam some black queen pussy tonight!
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1855402076219621732
I HATE MAROS I HATE MAROS FUCK THIS STUPID ASS WEBSITE IT KEEPS FILTERING MY MAROS EVEN WHEN I DONT PUT ANYTHING LEWD OR LINKS IN THERE FUCK BUT OF COURSE SOME RANDOM CAN SEND FUCKING SOME STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT AND HURT THE RECIPIENTS FEELINGS FUCK
>>89197221>>89197592This is the guy btw >>89198046
>>89198186Send the maro to yourself in sections and see what comes through and what gets filtered and go from there.
>>89198186I swear mummeh is being dumb or something and accidentally put on a filter. Because I can post the most mundane shit and it will not send, I can send it to myself and it will work.
>>89196600None of them realistically but I could see Icey trying it just for the lulz>>89197592Don't lie anon we saw you in the pictures. You were rubbing your face (and your entire body) in them all day
>>89198046I’m so in love with Shibi it’s crazy. Thank you for killing my brain worms
>>89198311ima legit start doing this cause there is no way that what im sending should trigger any filters>>89198330i doubt it i think its just the automatic filter that the site has
>>89198186I'll share my meta since it's been working somewhat well.>close any private browsing tabs>open fresh instance>send a maro within a few minutes, don't linger on the page>repeat
>>89198797we have our own witchcraft now
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1855405473429684704
>>89198311>>89198330>>89198797just checked but apparently using the word "fucking" regardless of context filters the entire message which i didnt know though i might just be a reetard
>>89199117harelots are fat fucks confirmed
>>89199125Reetard...send things like that in a txt file
>>89199117
>>89199650>public humiliation as Shibi shares you with her friendsimagine.........
>>89199117Shibi is so cute
>>89199547nah i just said "i fucking love you" nothing else but it the message was filtered lol but i wont deny being a reetard
>>89199901 (me)fuck i really am a reetard my grammar sucks
This woman is at a wedding, with a stuffed rabbit, taking pictures of it, tweeting it to her fans, and showing her friends. I've never felt so loved by a vtuber, she's such a dork.
>>89199997Dude seriously I’m so fucking happy I’m laying in bed giggling like a school girl
>>89199117Shibi taking pictures of us like she's going out in public with her anime husbando
>>89199650>HumilationPlease, everyone just wants a piece, look at our daper ass. To bad for them we're loyal to a fault.
>Send a litterbox link over 7 fucking times.>Copy and pasted maros I could send myself, back at her.>None of them came through.>Send one last, fuck it, I love you mummeh.>Goes through.I fucking hate this site so much.
>>89199125yeah no shit retard LOL
Sick goat mama is on the telly btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlZUA4O0TU
why does sick azura sound whiter
>>89202478why are you right
>>89202606this is an impostor, mama's in the sunken place...
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1855423765749928023
>>89203497doesn't she already have a big girl microphone?
>>89203497proud of my little sister. Does she really need a better mic though? She's got a pretty good setup already
>>89203497>dishwasherI'll be your dishwasher immy... But I can't say how proud of you I am lil sis!
>>89203813>>89203847She'll get a ku100 one day...
>>89204148god I can't think of a bigger waste of money
>>89204148that's a scam
>>89204148does she really need it? I don't get why vtubers want it it's so expensive
>>89204148That Neumann guy? Me.
>>89204827>>89204902>>89204924I was kinda joking. I don't recall her saying anything about a ku100 and unless I'm wrong she's using a hyperx for streaming(I can't remember what she uses for asmr. GoXLR?) but she's said she wanted a fancier microphone. I doubt she'd ever actually spend the money for a ku.
Shibi posted those pics after I posted my brainworms here she’s not actually here during a wedding right lmao
>>89205437no yes
>>89205437she's always worried about y'all she's very sweet.
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1855432267453067737
>>89205671she really is lmao, love you shibi
>>89205671I really need lovey dovey voice tweets after this I would cry I’m so in love with her
>>89205671i love my bunny girlfriend very much and she will be my bunny wife soon after she catches the bouquet
>>89185653So is someone from VAllure gonna be in this? Mercy definitely isn't and I think Immy's the only one that played MC at all.
>>89205671That’s my girl
>>89205671imagine how kino it would be if she gets hammered at the open bar and does a sleepy tired drunk twitter space right before passing out in bed
>>89205671Cool that Icey was invited to the wedding too.
>>89207001That be great, but she was saying alcohol was not agreeing with her after the surgery. Would hate to ruin her night.
>>89206881they haven't released a list of the participants yet I think, maybe one of the girls will show up
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1855437864823083085
>>89207296Didn't Immy say she was going to upload the original videos to fansly?
>>89205858>>89207001i would cum out of my eyes
>>89207296>my SOME of my
>>89207296>All lovey dovey asmr>Only lovey dovey asmr
>>89207296I think there's a risk youtube can give you a strike/warning if you reupload content on another site that was taken down on youtube,
>>89208015>Correcting a minor smelling mistakeMercybro how could you...
>>89208102Most of the videos weren't taken down though, she took them down preemptively. As long as the videos aren't on youtube I don't know why that would be an issue
>>89207296>one more month of no ASMRFUUUUUUCK
>>89208229Could just be playing it safe. She did have her channel completely taken down. We'll have to see what she thinks is safe to upload, it could only just be the most risky asmr she did that is lost.
listened to miwa for the first time today since anons keep posting about her. wow she has a really wet mouth.
I hope Immy had a great day. I'm getting tired so I'll head off Goodnight Immy I love youGoodnight /vag/ love y'all
>>89211019Goodnight brother, I love you too. Immy dreams
>>89211019Good night brother
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1855452755411833192
I hope Shibi is having fun she deserves it after all the curses
>>89211694I wonder when it'll release? Is it the art for the immy/mercy cover?
>>89211694Looks like she's really been cooking, she's so excited.
>>89211694i understand that feeling when you're working hard on something and wanna share
>repostsImmy's playing with who's hair? Mine.Right before I spank her fantastic ass because she was a brat and pulled too hard
immy wants a spanking and i will happily deliver
My oshi must not find out I'm deeply in love with Immy and Immy must not find out my oshi is the one I'm sticking by come hell or high water
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1855457775213822374
>>89213094eww, girls are icky
>>89213094I'm taking notes mercy
>>89213175Are you saying you wouldn't eat your oshi's menstrual gloop?
>>89213175step into the blood volcano Frodo
>>89213474no, Mommy Azu never menstruates because shes constantly pregnant with my brown children
Kouhai on the telly
my knowledgeable wife
>>89173581cant wait to watch this on my next workout
2 weeks
just thinking about the smell makes me wanna puke
being a man is great
i googled it and found out in rare cases a bay can grow and rupture the falopian tube
>>89214541If she doesn’t make an audio about us jerking off to her rancid stinky pussy I’m going to kill myself
>>89214960>bay
my wife is becoming a gambling addict in real time, forcing me to become a loan shark and keep her indebted to me with breeding and meager milk profits
>>89215016just read it with a scottish accent and then it kinda makes sense
>>89215016I was stupid and thought that he meant a growth of fluid or something...
im surprised this stream is so popular
https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1855466357917110501
>>89215251>pigtails
>>89215251UOHHH
>>89215251My little sister in a tiny skirt...
>>89215251My adorable little sister and kouhai, I really love how it's turning out
>>89214792Would you put up will all of this for female orgasms?
>>89215251i like this
>>89215251I need it I need it
>>89215478i would not trade my dick for anything, we are very close friends
>>89215057Your wife and mother is indebted to you her husband and son? How could you be so cruel?
>>89215251those handlebars will do nicely
mercy was pregnant with my child
>>89215734its simple: findom
Yeah totally mercy who would try to track their oshi's cycle
I mean we know Immy's last four-five periods based on what she's told us
VALLURE IS SYNCING UP
>>89216479We must find who the Alpha is.
buncha period tracking whores
>>89216555no need to search, for i already know the answer
Immy doesn't need any of these. She has me to catch all of it.
i love that she will find literally any excuse to bring out her otamatone
Discs sound so weird
I missed that kouhai was on Rina's stream. I'm really glad because they mentioned they were PL besties and I didn't see her in any of the pre-birthday streams.
>>89216681mercy has such a sexy outfit bros
myth1c is a woman??
>>89217463that somehow doesnt surprise me in a good way
Birds definitely dont get periods ... at least the way mammals do
Shibi…uuuuuuuuu
Does Kouhai have a bunch of 15 year olds watching this stream? I appreciate the people asking real questions but most of these people are idiots.
what got deleted i wasnt looking
>>89219654Knowledge of periods is more lacking than you would think among guys.
>>89219915Dumbass asking "are troons real women"
she's gone already...
I can see the stream mercy raided into ending pretty badly I guess its just soju also does anyone know the lore behind vspo and specialite sharing a thread?
>>89215251>exposed thighs in dresses
So, is /vag/ listening to anything tonight?https://youtu.be/R_vJ0fmBfBA?si=PnPCGg4oOqj5Jk32
>>89197868shibi loves harem so much if she cheated it would eat her up inside don’t worry bro
>>89221342hell of a misfire my bad meant for >>89197221
>>89221113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGk9nWx6DEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5nIHDZw9gI
>>89221113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcOhXThqh_0
>>89221113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijKLHCQw5o
This Miu girl Kouhai raided is really fun. Shame the VAllure girls don't really drink much.
>>89225668link?
>>89213474and people wonder why vtuber fans are so stigmatized
>>89149789more jrpg streams now!!
>>89225869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRE-0TCzfJcMercy's friend, she collabed with her and they raid each other often enough.
Icey SEGGS!
>>89221113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WSZRUEi7Eo
Goodnight /vag/
Iceys back!
>>89230260Goodnight brother
>>89221113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsLN542nvGg
we really need someone in this timeslot
Ice bear back in a few hours
How often do you masturbate to YouTube streams & when was the last time? What time are you least proud of?Personally, I do it to all the ones that are clearly encouraged like the feet cams. I came like a fountain when Stronny played Factorio. Least proud I'm probably of the time Immy did 5th grade math homework with us.
>>89234011full hand around dick pumping it? never. touching through pants? last time was azura and apollo's it takes two collab. otherwise pretty rare.
Let me tell you during these slow hours, I am terrified of gen 2 harming our current paradise.
>>89234011Obvious answer is streams like Immy's pre vacation mem only begging stream. Other than that, her "endurance" stream. As for least proud of, not really. My little sister gets me going and I have no shame to stop myself. But as >>89234131 said, I almost never do the full dick pumpingTMI incoming:One thing I do, which is very girly. is put my hand on my chair, between my legs and lock my elbow. rubbing myself on my hand
>>89205671Shibi ate too much, now she has a tummy achehttps://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1855614498033242414
>>89235237Pinpals are faggots, Immy would be so proud of you
>>89235237Immy would probably find it hot and cute desu
>>89235355shibbers...
>>89237310>>89237310>>89237310think fast
>>89237348thanks senpai
>>89235395How is that gay?
>>89235355Such a dork. I love her so much.
>>89237348good job mister bread guy
>>89237348Thank you mercybaker
