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Collabs: 109
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Members: 18

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>>89258288
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart (Regency or modern, she's perfect no matter what)

She's so straight

OK Rissa, if we bring back Regency clothes, we should also bring back Regency era treatment of women and the first thing that happens is you're going to be reeducated to act like a proper woman.

On VOD for this how did her brother get brought up this time

>>89258445
No, I'll allow her to be a whore (mine)

>>89258498
that's fine, that's how it worked back in the day too

>>89258445
The fact she liked such clothes just so she can see the goods better for men and women, its so Rissa coded.

>>89259274
For someone who doesnt wear underwear, she is such a fiend for underwear

Bros... i cant no longer hold it, but i have lost the plot and i'm too confused as this point. Just like last time

I don't need a scene by scene recap for every episode after we just fucking watched it

>>89259691
same but idgaf about the plot, she's just funny to listen to

>>89259767
She's just really excited. It's pretty cute

>>89259824
No i completely agree but i have no clue what she even is talking about at this point

>>89259691
>>89259767
the two types of jailbirds

>>89259691
The Bennetts have five daughters, the eldest Jane has hit it off with the golden retriever man, Mr Bingley, whereas Liz Bennett has just rejected Mr Collins (who is set to inherit the Bennett's state once the father dies), while struggling in her affections between Darcy (Bingley's chud friend) and Wicker (the soldier). Wicker has told Liz that Darcy basically ignored his father's wishes to pay for Wicker's studies as a minister and is thus working as a soldier.

It ain't a Rissa stream without some food talk, bless her soul

Rissa: "I love di**"

>>89260112
Dill mustard

Beebeecee

You can whine all you want, no matter how shit it is, you can't deny how entertaining this bitch is when she is passionate about something.

Is it me or did they increase Rissa's jiggle physics?

What was that laugh kek

>>89260811
I love when she gross laughs so much

>valid

>>89260701
that's just her regular live2D ... tourist

>>89260895
I'm talking about her live 2D. They definently increased the physics. Check when she turns to the side fast

>>89261014
no they didn't, it always was like that

She got something on her phone. HI RISSA!!! LUV YOU

>>89261014
>Check when she turns to the side fast
She's /here/. She totally did not have to do that. RISSSAAAAA MARRY MEEEEE

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Her 2d model so good, miss her

>>89260557
It's really not anymore. It's too one-sided.

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>>89261334
>same energy

I hope her next outfit shows a LOT more skin.

>>89258288
Man, what a sweet image.

>>89261475
I hope it's only bodypaint

>>89261429
you're just getting bored of her, it's ok you can change oshi, it's not forbidden

She's very committed to the drinks

Fauna will be playing LoL.

>>89261874
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>89261668
I think anyone who doesn't delusionally want to date her is. She's the worst (active) streamer in the company.

>>89261982
>i think
Yeah that's where it all went wrong

>>89262036
You're right. Rissa is only for brainlets who don't think

Rissa you're wet…

>>89261982
why are you here?

>>89262310
No giving (you)s to worms!

>>89262381
worms exist and persist because what she does is indefensible

>>89262381
we're jailbirds, I'm not scared of worms. I eat them for breakfast.

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How are you guys holding up? I'm playing FF7 Rebirth instead Six hours is a crazy long time to watch something you are uninterested in.

>>89262974
I'm just listening to Rissa's cute interjections and noises while I game. They're healing my soul, even if I may not be following along with the series. Maybe I'll see it another day

I'm having fun with my wife

>>89262974
I'm very invested in this show, I just wish we didn't have to watch the whole thing at once

I will be like Mr Darcy when writing youtube comments for Rissa

This thing is actually good, even if it gets on my nerves a little bit.

>>89263428
ok Vfaction

Hey wait a minute... when do we get the schedual for next week? Nerissa normally doesnt stream on sundays

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I'm starting to love this tv show

>>89263712
6hrs stream, expect day off tomorrow and schedule drop tomorrow's night

>>89264073
So...
>SH2 on Wednesday
>Advent collab on Thursday
Anything more confirmed?

How do we feel about Nerissa’s feet?

>>89264158
I think that's it so far. It doesn't seem like the LoL collab will be this week. I'd bet on a Holocure stream, though.

>>89264277
pero pero pero

>>89264277
I'll only lick them if unwashed

>>89264158
Loli Sunday

FUCK I NEED RISSA TO TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT

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>>89264277
This thread is a dont feet the feet zone. It is prohibited to feet feet /here/

>>89264521 (me)
*LoL

>>89264521
>>89264584
Kek

This show is making me really embarrassed about just how poor and dumb I am...

>>89264787
What kind of job you got?

>>89264787
Why? This isn't exactly a flattering portrayal of the elite

If you locked Rissa in a room and forced her to watch this 10000 times her sanity would remain the same

Why does Lydia want to have an entire regiment run a train on her so much

>>89264542
mmmmh watabird (ω*)

>>89265084
ye olde barracks bunnies are still barracks bunnies at the end of the day

Saar

NO TOMORROW WEEK!

Christ I really thought she was gonna say she wanted to ride him for a moment

>>89265137
>(ω*)
Please dont Omega

Rissa is always like a child around sex and nudity scenes. It's so funny

she needs to wipe her seat down now

>>89265954
Same

>>89266171
She'll do it now

>>89266148
average american reaction

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>We're gonna watch all the Jane Austen movies
ahahahahahahaa...

Beebeecee~

https://litter.catbox.moe/gh46im.jpg
Sex with ShioRaven

>>89266950
Too sex

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>>89266911
YES YES YES

>>89266911
Wait a minute... this is pochi! Oh how much i would love if Pochi made an artpiece of Rissa

>>89267194
I think i could do the movies spread out over time. Frankly i enjoyed the 2005 one and Rissa's commentary

>>89267275
>i would love if Pochi made an artpiece of Rissa
What a dream that would be

>>89267334
Me to, expanding your horizons is good, thanks to Nerissa I fell in love with musicals.

>>89267334
I liked Aradia's banter with Rissa.

So far I can understand why they cut so much in the movie. I thought this would be MUCH better than the movie but not really

>>89268903
Bro i'm mentally checked out. I dont even know what i'm watching at this point. I'm just hearing cute Rissa noises

>>89268987 (me)
It started here >>89259691 (also me)

>>89258288
I doubt good Christian midwesterners like paparissa and mamarissa would appreciate their only son being feminized like that.

>>89269086
he's gay

>>89269086
>Multiple daughters, one son
>Son is queer
Unironically heartbreaking

Jailbirds, are you really letting Nerissa force you to watch this slop? What’s wrong with you guys? What happened to your balls?

>Valid
That was one valid too many and the show is too boring. Closed.

>>89269549
Go watch some marvel, kiddo

She's having so much fun. It's extremely cute

Yeah you should apologize Rissa

bbc

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>>89269746
Hey, NTA but i actually went to the new venom last Wednesday. It was pretty good.

>>89269497
Fr why can't faggots just close their eyes and pretend their wife's pussy is a man's asshole. Why do faggots hate their parents so much?

>>89269746
>if you dont want to watch a pride and prejudice show you must like marvel
Holy false dichotomy

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>>89269549

>>89269549
There were three other Holos doing watchalongs today and they were members streams for a reason.

>>89269549
This is true GFE, it cannot get anymore real than this

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I went to sleep when I mentally checked out and had a dream where both Nerissa and ERB showed up in my room and slept one on each side of mine with me (I don't like ERB I swear it was so weird). I was even teaching Nerissa my language and how to pronounce my name. It was a very vivid and nice dream I wish it was real

There is no way I'm gonna be able to handle any more Jane Austen. Especially if she's already seen it

>>89270174
It's ridiculous how she's afraid of playing BG3, an actually entertaining game, because she doesn't want to burn people out on it but will continue to force us to watch the most awful British slop.

>>89269971
It's not even GFE. This is wife experience

>>89270279
Her manager told her to stop playing it and he should tell her to stop with all the garbage watchalongs as well.

Will Rissa cry again?

>>89270878
There's a possibility she might

>>89270878
There is a non-zero chance

How many times do you think Rissa has rewatched this show?

>>89271094
More times than she's done a karaoke this year.

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>>89271094
not enough

>>89271543
You could hear the devilish cackle in the depths of her heart with it. She is so overjoyed.

Oh boy, here comes the waterworks

Nerissa is such a woman. The most feminine of all Holomem

This woman is just too cute

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I love her.

I didnt get it

>>89271094
Zero, she said today that she watched it for the first time very recently

6 hours flew by, but goodness if it weren't for Rissa I would not be here. Good show though
I hope Rissa isn't the sort to binge shows for this long often

>>89272765
hahaha....

she's being so straight, I love her when she's being a good woman

Darcy has a samll pp...

Cute Rissa squeack

LIARS GAME COLLAB TOMORROW

LIARS GAME WITH BEEBS MORI AND RAORA WOOOOOO

>>89273216
>>89273224
Nice, that will be fun. If she enjoys, then maybe she'll play with the Jailbirds too

>liar's game not with viewers
…

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I MISS HER ALREADY...

Mon - Liar's Bar
Tue - vocal rest
Wednesday - SH2
Thursday - Advent Lethal Company

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Rissa...Come back...

>Mori
Skip

oh god I really don't need namefags getting extra attention from Rissa, the kronies were annoying as hell when they did it with Kronii

>>89273216
>>89273224
>>89273302
>the name of the game is liar's bar
Rissa made us all mess up kek

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>>89273353
If GG's league collab is this week as well it'll be another collab week.

>>89273302
why do something fun with your community when you can have another collab week?

>>89273404 (me)
nevermind I misheard, I'm retarded

>>89273428
It's not. Kiara already put up her schedual which didnt have it

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What a amazing watchalong, thanks Rissa!

So if we want Rissa to read our thoughts do we have to post it in the livetag now? No more comments under the VOD?

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Thanks for the watchalong that was definately something. I have a lot to say which Ill write about in a just a little bit, or maybe at the usual hour, but quickly I thought the second half was way better because thats when the romance started but overall it was really fun. I really enjoy seeing you super giddy, cant wait for the next one! Is there a watchalong of the p&p series before this one? Its also on tubi I noticed. I have not heard anyone talk positively about that one though. Generally people only talk about the two we've watched.

I think Nerissa needs me to kiss her passionately.

one of the streams will probably be about her gamersupps sponsorship, probably getting a waifu cup too since she was being all coy about it

>>89273534
I don't think Kiara is apart of it. Fauna said she was in the League collab in members today and that it was this coming week

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I watched and enjoyed it. But now if I was asked to recall anything about it, I wouldn't be able to to.

It'd be pretty dumb not to do a karaoke on the 15th, haha...

>>89274093
christmas karaoke on the 15th would be so cool

>>89273425
I want to play King's game with Rissa one on one

Rissa should do an english cover of the song Irys is currently singing. I remember Kanatan's cover from 3 years ago which was incredible and i think Rissa could do it too

Just got home from work. How was the watchalong? I plan on checking the series out on my day off.

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Great...

>>89275794
I know it's only 2 days off a week but the spacing between them is always so horrible, it almost feels like she takes more days off than stream

>>89275854
Since Friday
>typical bad members stream
>day off
>watchalong that no one asked for
>another day off
>collabs for most of the week
She's really ramping up to her birthday in 11 days!

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>>89273626
Okay let me write all the stuff I took notice on.
>mr bennets fingernails
Irl hes an alcoholic you can tell because he had massive club fingernails which you get when you're an alcoholic.
>lydia
I liked her voice but kitty was prettier
>countenance/dispostion
Countenance is something everyone in the Christian world used to take note of, from the beginning until the 1960s. Its called physiognomy. Which is the study of the exterior to understand the interior. It changed because leftism took over the cultural zeitgeist and all of a sudden you cant "judge" someone on the outside based on their appearance and clothing.
>fashion
I like their fashion especially the white gowns they were wearing. Sometimes though their boobs were pushed up too much.
>romance
The first three episodes were kinda boring because there was no romance, but the next three were good. Though I did miss half episode four because I ate a late brunch/early briner.
>crucifixes
I liked that they were wearing crucifix necklaces (even though they were prots)
>mrs bennet
I didnt like her shrill voice but she played the character very well.
>Snow in England
The british isles are in a particular strange geography that although they should get a lot of snow, the way the tides work, all the hot water from Florida goes to directly to over there which warms them up enough that they dont actually get that much snow.
>first proposal
That botched proposal was well meaning. I wrote on this before but in his mind, his critiques of her and her family are a compliment to her, in that she is so special that she rose above it and claimed his heart, where no other women could have had that effect on him. Thats how special she is.
>second proposal
I felt it lacking and anticlimactic. I felt it could have been more romantic.
>characters
I liked Jane and Bingley better in the show but Darcy and Elizabeth were better in the movie.
>gowns
I like their gowns and I wrote a note that I particularly liked Janes white gown. What episode is that from I dont even know.
>Elizabeth
Elizabeth from the movie is far more charming, I feel she fits the character better. From the show she has little personality and takes a backseat to everyone else, including Jane.
>Miss Bingley
from the show she is more hate-able.
>Michaelmas
Pronounced mikel-mas in the show is a real Catholic holiday. It is one of the great holidays of the year and celebrates Archangel Saint Michael. We just had it at the end of September.
>Jane
I apparently wrote another note that I like her gown. She had a nice neck too. I wanted to bite it.
>lydia on marrying
You had said you didnt understand why Lydia didnt see what she did was wrong. Its because she's doing exactly what her mother asked, which is to get married regardless of love. (And also shes dumb. "Thoughtless" as her sisters described her in the show) Lydia was just obeying. Thats why she was so full of herself, she was the first to accomplish what her sisters couldnt do.

>>89275794
She is so silly kek. she probably mistook the JP timezone again

>Irys just announced an anniversary live
possibility of Rissa being a guest?

>>89276534
will just need to watch twitter, guest reveals every day

>>89276534
it'd put her up to 3 appearances, and a solid lead for an advent member guesting in 3D lives. I wouldn't say absolutely no but it's still a lot of work she'd have done while in JP.

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>>89276962
Big Risser ass

>>89275794
Just FYI, there’s a chance she could actually be in Fauna’s Minecraft stream tomorrow. Fauna said she would probably do MC and ask a few people if they wanted to join her, and I know Nerissa was one of the girls that wanted to join.

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>>89276157
>mr collins
He was better in the show, in the sense that he was more insufferable. Really couldnt stand him
>collins proposal
His proposal was awkward but I thought it was more awkward in the film.
>lady Catherine
I thought both actresses played the role well but in the film they did a better job with the makeup, lighting, script, and cinematography to really make her hateful.
>hair
I noticed what you meant by the hair being different, those side curls.
>bingley
I already said he was better in the show but he really did a great job playing the character, and so did the Jane actress
>Darcy vs wickham
These two characters in particular serve as romantic opposites and a lesson to Elizabeth.
Where she hated Darcy from the beginning but later loved because of his unpleasent countenance which belied a heart of gold inside.
And wickham who she loved from the beginning but later hated because of his friendly countenance which belied his despicable nature inside.
>thanks
Thanks Nerissa for the watchalong, that was a lot of hours but you made it go quickly. I enjoy listening to you talk. I appreciate all the effort you put in, and it does not go unoticed. I appreciate you. Dont let any mean comments get you down, they dont know anything. I know youre great and a hard worker! We all do what we can, and youre doing amazing! I really enjoy giddy passionate Nerissa. Your patience will be rewarded soon.

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>>89278085
Anyway which of the characters do you relate to the most? Do you see yourself as one of the bennet sisters? Or maybe another character? After the film watchalong I had asked which of the characters do you think I fancied the most? I had said that there were three good picks but ultimately I am a one women type of man, so I do have my favorite. After watching the series, the character remains the same. Let it be known it is not for how the actress looks, but rather the personality, disposition, and dare I say countenance of this character that attracts me to her and irl women like her. Can you guess who it is?

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>>89275794
:3

I going to make what's known as a Rhetorical Bet. This bet being, that before ERB has been in Hololive for an entire year, Bloodraven will be practically dead. If this bet comes up false, then I will lose this Rhetorical Bet by partaking in ERB's content for at least 6 months.

>>89279056
Why is Shiori bleeding?

>>89279998
Rissa was doing some nibbling

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa

>>89280188
>Rissa was the vampire all along

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>>89278689
Anyway last thoughts, the show was rad, Im glad I saw it along with your watchalong. Thank you Nerissa. Gowns are rad, nightgowns are rad, regency era is rad, those pants are not rad, youd think its rad that women are impressed by your sausage down the side of your leg but its not, its more embarrassing than anything else, especially because they stare like darcy and I also get full mushroom head outline clear as day. I legit started wearing black pants so the outline is not as apparent.
>regency ball
Id love to attend a regency themed ball, I dont think they have those though. Not that ive looked.
>height
Darcy is described as tall, so I looked up the heights of the actors and apparently 95 darcy is 6 1, and 05 darcy is 6 2. Which I thought was cool because they usually do camera tricks to make male actors, who are normally short, look tall. So I thought it was cool that they are actually tall. (I was going to make a manlet joke but I couldn't do it, I'm sure you can guess where it was going to go.)
>favorites
What was your favorite part? Who is your favorite character? Whose romance do you like better, Darcy and Elizabeth or Bingley and Jane? Or mr collins and her friend? Lydia and wickham? Mr and Mrs Bennet? The Aunt and Uncle I forgot their names? Which character do you hate the most? Which version of the characters do you like more across the film vs the show? Who would you fancast for a film today? Can any modern actress do Jane and Elizabeth Justice? You're an actress which role would you cast yourself as? Who would you cast as your Darcy? Would your irl sisters be good bennet sisters? Your mother doesnt strike me as Mrs Bennet however from the little I know about your father he would be a good Mr Bennet to your Elizabeth. Or am I wrong? Brorissa strikes me as a Bingley type of guy? How correct am I? Or am I way off? I really liked the aunt and uncle did you like them? Which Georgiana did you like more? I wish they would have had more climactic romance at the end. It just kinda happened, that kiss was weak too. No chemistry between them. Im not asking for tongue or anything but make it passionate, make it good, let me feel the fire, wheres the heat? I hate to invoke zorro again, I dont know why its been on my mind but take a look at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfJHxqQLZA
And this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4o3N59jIb8
Much better even though it looks like hes trying to suck the soul from her body. Those little pecks at the end are really good though, the cherry on top. Now if only darcy and Elizabeth had a moment like that.
>warmth
My hands and actually my whole body got warm and theyve stayed warm so whoever was thinking about me thank you. Its a very rare event that im warm on my own.
>romance stories
Anyway sorry for the long winded responses I dont have anyone I can nerd out about this stuff with irl. I obviously can't talk about romance novels/films with my male friends for obvious reasons. They know I read but they dont know I enjoy romance novels and movies. And you can't exactly talk about this to women who arent your gf/wife irl. So I appreciate you being into pride and prejudice and Jane austen and reading my posts. Thanks again, I appreciate you dearly, you're the best!

Holy shit she's hearting yt comments

>>89283254
Don't... don't give me hope. I haven't commented in a month and I wasn't going to renew my membership tomorrow....

>>89282955
can you just stfu already, nobody reads your schizo shit and certainly not rissa

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hearties \o/

>>89284459
i wish youtube-kun would FUCKING TELL ME when she did so i can find them

>>89284497
only the watchalong anyway

Goodnight /ope/ hope you're all sleeping after that watchalong. I love you Nerissa. Sweet dreams and enjoy your rest, queen.

>>89258288
This image is now making me think of a Ravencroft series of romance novels like the Bridgerton novels (Fuck the Netflix show and its ruining of the book covers.)

>>89276534
Medium, they had at least one date together

>>89258445
Pretty much everyone in Hololive is the uppity bookish hoyden that refuses to get married until they go in a library during a ball to get some air and a marquess that's also a spy comes in to search for secret documents and they get discovered together and are forced to get married.

It's textbook, really.

>>89285499
Rissa is probably the most hopelessly romantic woman in holoEN I'm surprised no fuckboy has ruined her life already. Probably helps that she's a hiki that doesn't leave her house and the plethora of insufferable autistic traits she has that need real love to accept, which paves the way for me to sweep her off her feet and princess carry her to our castle where we'll live happily ever after

>>89285588
As someone who mostly oshis GG, Rissa is the single most marriage material girl in Hololive now that Amelia left, by dint of her height, midwestern values, and love of The Smiths.

Amelia of course is most marriageable because you'd have genius kids and then could always just feed them growth hormones.

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>>89287139
She loves that though
Doesn't that kinda take the fun out of it?

>>89286789
this gesture is 15% away from being a blowjob invitation

>>89287190
I wan-NEED a nursing handjob from Rissa

plap

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Giving Rissa a scalp massage is one of my dreams. I'll turn her into putty in my experienced hands and she'll fall asleep blissed-out like a baby on my legs

It's a shame Liar's Bar isn't with fans, the best part of those streams is interacting with fans and them only being able to reply with head movements.

>>89289257
maybe on members only next week

>>89289257
I hope that the other girls tell her how fun it was to play with fans and that she gives it a try. Fuck, makes it a regular thing.

She's made it clear that any game that involves winning and losing she isn't gonna play with us. She's just that pitiful

>>89289407
I don't remember anything of the sort

>>89289569
literally last membies when people told her to play fall guys with us

>>89289702
Liar's Bar requires no motor skills, just wit. it will be an exception.
Not to mention that if you play to win instead of to interact you're really missing the point of the game as a vtuber.

>>89290146
Hasn't that been Nerissa's entire thing since debut kek. She plays every game with the misguided notion that everyone's here to watch her be good at the game, not to see her try or god forgive because we just like her. It's the main reason she doesn't play "hard" games and quitted FF7

>>89290218
Surely SH2 will help change that belief

>>89289702
She said thatbthingbin relation to fall guys because she believes everybody will just solely grab her and that she wont actually be playing the game so that it would be a useless game, especially since she does not have the skills necessary

>>89290900
>everybody will just solely grab her
let's be real, they totally would tho

>>89290916
They don't when playing with other girls, I don't see why it would be any different with Rissa.

>>89291213
One guy would really try it, she would whine and give him attention, this would make the other attention whores go for it too. Self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>89291275
Right, but that comes down to her lack of skill with handling chat. It's something she should really work on.

Sex with Rissa in a secluded corner of the cathedral

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She loves me, yay.

>>89292027
Sex with Rissa in the center of the cathedral

Getting a nursing handjob from Rissa as she recites the bible for me

Getting a neglecting rimjob from Rissa as she recites the necronomicon for me

>>89290218
>>89290900
Its literally her mind contradicting itself, she both gets people like her, or she wouldn't say the personal things she says, given she is a mostly private person all things considered until she gets to know people(lets not forget, this is a girl who showed close friends her birth video) , its just that cognitively, because she cannot "know" us all, she flip flops between being really guarded and really loose. That is the reasoning for why things seem to be inconsistent. Takes time. She has fun with Mario Kart and had fun with Monster Hunter Rise even when people shitposted she would hate it if Biboo wasn't there and it was just her and Jailbirds. Don't let negative nancys make you see problems that aren't there.

She hasn't even watched the flow glow debuts yet

>>89295896
Based, neither have I

>>89295896
No one sane would watch this shit.

I did and they are far more talented than Rissa will ever be. Actual former idols with Japanese work ethic, and already much better at streaming. But that last point isn't saying much.

Some people are just OBSESSED with Rissa

>>89297657
I am some people

>>89297657
I am...all of me

>>89282955
I appreciate your writing autism, you should leave comments on the VOD after the stream ends too

>>89297657
That obsessed Jailbird? me, her husband.

>>89298321
If he does that Rissa will stop coming to ope…

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Question for antis, If no one needs the P&P watchalong, then why does it have more views than the last two playthroughs of Silent Hill 2 and the Advent collab?

>>89298767
delete this before she sees it i beg you

>>89298767
viewer churn from a 6 hour stream

>>89298767
the more long the stream is, more chance for a viewer appears

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>>89298767
nigga she barely had 2k ccv

Wrong thread monkeys

>>89298767
Rissa, don't listen to this guy. He's the actual anti. No need for another watchalong anytime soon.

>>89296483
>>89296957
They are pretty nice gals, and seem like they're enjoying their time as Dev_IS members now. Pretty sure Rissa would like them. Only a matter of time because let's face it, Rissa enjoys the yuri paradise she is a part of, she wants to chat up all the cute wahmen. Given her love of kpop, I'd doubt she hasn't looped their debut song a bit. She gets along really well with Mori, and well enough to joke with Ririka about showing her panties off to her. The ones who I would guess Rissa would hit it off handily with would be in order - Niko and Riona (loves people who can sing) then Chihaya and Vivi (Chihaya is more a gut feeling, but their aura feels Rissa coded, can't explain it, Vivi for skincare enthusiasm).

>>89298767
Rissa please, this guy might be retarded but you still need to continue the higurashi watchalong!! You can't leave me high and dry like tha- what? You're gonna give me a suckie wuckie instead? Okay we're gucci now

>>89299284
To be fair, the ultimate measuring stick is the total views something gets since not everyone can sit down and watch things at the same time. Even though concurrent views also have other factors as well, which is why I hope the girls don't despair about their songs not shooting to five to ten million in a month or something absurd.

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>>89299697
Only one girl have a good design (the tall one) and their debut song is piece of autotune shit. Anyway, all my time is spent loving Rissa, so I don't care.

>>89299734
You will get your higurashi watchalong only after watching all the Jane Austen adaptations.

>>89300048
BUT RISSA DID YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB?

>>89300048
>implying Rissa wouldn't love Chihaya's thighs and another cute songstress

>>89301357
Rissa would drool over her thighs

WO WO WO, New shorts! AHOY!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lo9q4WJrcM4

>>89302426
>sex drop
BLESSED WE ARE TODAY JAILBIRDS

>>89302426
That drop was so good. Guess we don't need to worry about rocking the boat if you're picking up what I'm putting down. Either way, so proud of her, she has really trained her bod well. Idol bootcamp paid off.

Think we're getting the schedule today?

>>89302426
SEX

>>89294503
Holy fuck she's literally me.

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>>89302426
SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>89287139
We know Shiori, now do another offcollab with her so she can bongo your boobs again, we know you liked it.

>>89302426
>she added extra moans
RISSA PLEASE JUST GICE US ONE FULL COVER PLEASE

But really, why did her sisters steal her friends and boyfriends?

>Last monday a Bibidiba short
>this monday a Treasure box short
>next monday????
>monday after that, bday invitation
>thursday B-day live
She is builiding it up

>>89302426
She recorded these in Japan right?

>>89303962
Of course.

>>89302426
Why did i not get a notification for this? Is yt fucking up again?

>>89303893
Next week Mirage?

>>89304433
YT is always retarded with notifications, I got lucky and got pinged by the Rissacord's bot

>>89302426
I am erect

>>89306282
You are always erect Rissa

Now on instagram too
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCPcgrVOJ5a/

>>89306880
And for some reason thebsound quality of the instagram reel is slightly higher than the yt short

I missa da Rissa

Hearties release ahhhhhhhhhh (5/5)

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Three hearties from Rissa today, I'm happy!

>>89276008
I asked for it, and may have influenced her to watch it, not that she would admit that last bit even if it were true. Still some of us prefer it when she can have fun during a stream rather than trudge through something she doesn’t.
>>89290737
She’s been playing on easy mode though. If that’s what it takes for her to enjoy a game I’m fine with it. She needs to walk before she can run.
>>89303866
She had “friends” over that didn’t really gel with her, so they gravitated to Aradia who was cool and rebellious. It’s not that uncommon, especially for younger siblings who are a bit shy and maybe not as mature as their peers or who don’t share all the same interests. At certain ages it can be a bit awkward going over to a friend’s house and they have a bunch of niche hobbies you’re not that interested in.

>>89309203
3??? You fatfuck you claim all the hearties

>>89309203
This Fuck so fat he needs three hearts

CC in 45 with a possibility of a Rissa cameo

>>89298767
longer stream = higher viewer churn = more VOD views

minecraft monday on today with a chance of rissa appearing also

Also minecraft mondays maybe

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Small Rissa cameo in Fongban's new Promise video

I missa da Rissa

Since she's been streaming less than the rest of Advent and Justice the last few months she will definitely have a high effort birthday stream/week like Ceci and Gigi

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I miss my wife, Jailbirds. I miss her a lot

Rissa poster on CC's stream.

WHATS THAT

A POSTER

>>89318557
The artist got the wrong ribbon

She's on stream now.

she's on

ENTER RISSA

RISSA!!!

VA Nerissa voice...

>>89318870
She didn't sound fake this time! Huzzah!

>>89318436
>>89318498
>>89318672
Huh???

SAY MY NAME!

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da wife

>>89319343
DA BIGGEST CAMEO

>>89319343
So why were these girls the guests?

>>89320498
Just for the fun of it

>>89309206
>She needs to walk before she can run.
Unlike the cruel Jailbirds, who demand that she run, I require only that she kneels

Why is she so obsessed with FF7?

>>89276008
>Nerissa is a bad streamer
Who would have known

>>89323115
Because it's a good story, and she looks like Aerith in real life and her hololive model has similar to Tifa, which is pretty funny.

Do you think we're getting the schedule today?

>>89324182
Might get it a little later tonight

>>89323907
But Aerith has tits and ass

>>89324604
leech

>>89324604
bao the leechtuber

>>89324604
Not to be a bitch or that i want it, but when is she going to return the favor Nerissa did and do a collab on Nerissa's channel instead of on Bao's twitch? Quid pro quou

>>89324978
Fuck that. When Nerissa collabs with these people she turns off a good portion of the people that like Hololive for what it is, something different from the garbage twitch sphere. It unironically hurts her when she does them and it's part of why she's one of the least popular Holos.

Very organic

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>>89324318
>But Aerith has tits and ass
WHERE?
She has exactly the same goods.
Even eyes color almost match, kek.

>>89325104
>WHERE?
nta but
in my heart
and my SFMs

>>89325071
People don't give a shit about who she collabs with, it's the frequency that annoys people. Most Jailbirds want to watch her play games and sing, neither of which she does as much as she should to placate people.

>>89325318
>People don't give a shit about who she collabs with
Yes they do, and when she bends the knee to twitch thots and Nijis she literally makes herself lesser than them and devalues herself.

>>89325318
>People don't give a shit about who she collabs with
a single twitch collab is worse than a year without singing

>>89325366
Unironically happened with ERB as well. As soon as ERB debut Nerissa basically prostrate herself before her and declared herself worthless compared to ERB.

>>89325366
>>89325459
The lesser she makes herself, the less she has to try.

>>89325318
>People don't give a shit about who she collabs with
This is a twitchnigger that never watched Hololive before Advent if that wasn't obvious

>>89325071
Like i said, i dont need a twitchgirl collab and preferably have Rissa not do one. But it's more hypocritical and leech behavior that all the collabs with twitchsluts have been on the channel of other girls, which benefits them and does nothing for Rissa despite her putting in the effort. It's not fair. The only twitchcollab that i kinda allowed was the 2nd Onigiri collab who also simcasted to youtube.
>>89325318
You're a faggot

>>89325722
>leech behavior
Rissa knows this and doesn't mind

reminder to not reply to bait

>>89326370
What if I'm a very bored bird?

>>89325366
>>89325459
I'll concede the fact she compares herself to others a bit too much. The bending the knee bit? Yeah, I don't agree with that unless you can give some specific examples other than ERB.
>>89325391
This is a fucking lie.
>>89325618
>former clipnigger
I'd prefer you use the correct insult as I don't even watch Twitch these days and haven't since about 2018 well before Vtubers became popular. And yeah, I didn't follow HoloLive much before Nerissa, but to say I never watched any HoloLive streams before would be false.
>>89325722
Only faggots get this upset about who their Oshi decides to collab with every now and then.

>>89326405
uhhh..... jack off? or play a game? or watch old VODs while playing a game? or get a pet if you have none? or doomscroll instagram reels/tiktok/YT shorts? or go for a walk? or try your hand at a new skill? or try fixing some things around the house?

>>89326430
Glad you admitted you're a retard that has no idea what he's talking about when it comes to Holos collabing with twitch thots. Now anything you post can be disregarded immediately.

If she is so depressive and submissive why does she constantly act like a cocky flirty bitch? It's really cringe seeing her yuribait with all the girls only for them to treat her like trash.

>>89326502
>jack off?
already did it too much today
>play a game
nothing good
>watch old VODs while playing a game
makes me miss Rissa too much
>get a pet if you have none
it's sleeping
>doomscroll instagram reels/tiktok/YT shorts
doesn't help
>or go for a walk
it's 1am
>try your hand at a new skill
taking a break
>try fixing some things around the house?
it's perfect

>89326576
everyone loves her, sis
even you are totally obsessed with her

>>89326660
well im out of ideas. reply to bait then. but not here. do it in another split if you can, preferably one that's a holoan split

>>89325104
I need to see her in a swimsuit to thoroughly compare

>>89326576
Cumming is the only thing that makes her forget the depression

>>89326660
Make a doodle

>>89326869
Rissa writes better than I draw

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>>89326757
Then you need to somehow get Wawa's cell phone.

>>89326957
I didnt say that it had to be good. I just said doodle something. Thay's the wonderful thing of doodles

>>89326985
I unironically hate how the remake character models look. They're far too perfect and barbie-like. Borderline uncanny valley

>>89326696
Name one person in hololive who actually likes rissa

>>89326515
I'm sorry, I forgot fragile unicorns get hurt by who a talent chooses to be friends with even when that very same talent exhibits similar behaviors to the people they hate. If anyone's the retard it's you for believing yourself to be a fan of Nerissa when you give this much of a shit about WHO she collabs with.

>>89327189
Tokino Sora
Roboco
Sakura Miko
Hoshimachi Suisei
AZKi
Shirakami Fubuki
Natsuiro Matsuri
Akai Haato
Aki Rosenthal
Murasaki Shion
Nakiri Ayame
Yuzuki Choco
Oozora Subaru
Ookami Mio
Nekomata Okayu
Inugami Korone
Usada Pekora
Shiranui Flare
Shirogane Noel
Houshou Marine
Amane Kanata
Tsunomaki Watame
Tokoyami Towa
Himemori Luna
Yukihana Lamy
Momosuzu Nene
Shishiro Botan
Omaru Polka
La+ Darknesss
Takane Lui
Hakui Koyori
Sakamata Chloe
Kazama Iroha
Ayunda Risu
Moona Hoshinova
Airani Iofifteen
Kureiji Ollie
Anya Melfissa
Pavolia Reine
Vestia Zeta
Kaela Kovalskia
Kobo Kanaeru
Mori Calliope
Takanashi Kiara
Ninomae Ina'nis
Gawr Gura
IRyS
Ceres Fauna
Ouro Kronii
Nanashi Mumei
Hakos Baelz
Shiori Novella
Koseki Bijou
Fuwawa Abyssgard
Mococo Abyssgard
Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame
Gigi Murin
Cecilia Immergreen
Raora Panthera
Hiodoshi Ao
Otonose Kanade
Ichijou Ririka
Juufuutei Raden
Todoroki Hajime

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>>89327110
Too good for Americans? I have no problem with it, I love them.

>>89327282
Go the fuck back

>>89327282
Wrong thread nijinig.

>>89327286
None of that is true tho they all hate her

>>89327189
>kiara, who's loved her company on two vacations already
>fauna, who's talked about how sweet and kind she is
>mumei, who's done the same
>shiori, who's talked about how supportive rissa is as a genmate
>beebs, who's talked about how cute and nice rissa was when they met up predebut
>FWMC, who've talked about how close they are with rissa, and can almost consider her a third sister

>>89327321
>Aerith looks like a troon
Woah no wonder Nerissa stans her so much

>>89326742
I won't reply anymore they're too incompetent. can't even bait good

>>89285588
>>89286195
I know we are in a shitposting website but comments like this make me think most anons are legitimately retarded