luv me neuro
luv me vedal
luv me evil
ate leeches
ate whores
simple as

Imagine all the people living life in peace

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Baker you missed the post about making the op image pic related

>>89289522
stick chan my beloved

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The problem of the ongoing debate is that pure Neuroposting takes its natural course of discussion and eventually becomes worn out or stale, and that whoreposting sometimes deviates far enough from the realm of Neuro that it becomes off-topic. Though there is the auld compromise— tolerance for whoreposting, in exchange for it being under the banner of the Neuro.

Recently however, the whoreposters dared violate this unspoken unwritten agreement when they launched a new thread without a Neuro in the image. This caused the Neuroposters to launch melties in retaliation, having had to endure posts of whoreposting for some time, and this recent violation of tradition broke the camel's back.

Therefore let there be a return to the compromise; to permit whoreposting that it may sustain the /swarm/, and to uphold the banner of Neuro, that this pretense of whore discussion being Neuro discussion not be brazenly and arrogantly discarded if only as to not provoke the dreaded melty.

>>89289734
that op image had vedal in it, which /swarm/ threads do sometimes? in response, some autist decided to flood nsfw neuro art in the thread. it was not a good look for neuro posters. i agree that a neuro image is important, but im not about to bend the knee to autists that dont actually care about thread quality and will do anything they can to cry and seethe about an image. its a picture dude. get over it.

>>89289861
>its a picture dude. get over it.
yeah, and it's a neuro-sama general dude. get over it.

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don't care going to post turtle

If people just ignored what they don’t like this thread would be so much better.

>>89289918
like i said, vedal images are allowed to be used sometimes. doesnt warrant a melty that is still going on 2-3 days later. nobody is trying to kill you.

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Neuroversechads won, Nurpedos lost. TurtleGODS remain in control of /swarm/

>>89289973
>vedal images are allowed to be used sometimes
Subjective. There are those that separate Vedal from Neuro and view the replacement of the image as a collapse of the pretense of it being a "Neuro" general. Though this does not justify a melty, it does come at the cost of the thread.

I propose a thread split. We kill /swarm/ and 2 new generals are created. /neuro/ and /verse so there's no longer an argument about who stays in /swarm//

>>89290150
i don't understand. vedal images and art have been being used this whole time? why choose to get mad about it now?

>>89290083
>>88754539
All I'm saying is that I haven't seen a chill stream reach 500 replies

>>89290268
Still remains the best /swarm/ thread in history

>>89290216
Yes, if they had Neuro in it. Without Neuro, the facade of the thread being Neuro-centric crumbles, what with most discussion being about Neuroversers/whores.

Which happens first? Anon stops crying about whores or Anny delivers the model

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I like everyone in this picture

>>89290357
you are testing my archive skills, anon.
>>88447241 was the last time it happened and you can see, with no real issues
i think you are thinking too hard into it to justify your narrative. sure, they should have neuro, but one or two every couple weeks with their creator shouldn't cause this much fallout. neuro posters are crying and begging for a threadsplit like they are getting euthanized, while it is still at its core a neuro general and they should just focus on talking about neuro if they want neuro discussion.

Is there any other games like Liar’s bar that Neuro can play with other streamers?

>>89290628
>like Liar's bar
depends on what you mean by that. buckshot roulette, but vedal already covered that one. there arent really many games "like" liar's bar that are popular right now. maybe once the modding api gets released Vedal and Alex can move on to some more advanced games they can code neuro into. they have already gotten plenty of good suggestions that they are sitting on (pokemon, ace attourney was in Vedal's downloads folder to name a few)

>>89290460
This. This image cured my distaste for Honey.

>>89290628
Town of Salem with a large group and some prescription medication

>>89290766
Clueless surely Ved will finish the Among Us Neuro integration

>>89290570
>but one or two every couple weeks with their creator shouldn't cause this much fallou
I would agree. My narrative is that this one-sidedness of verse/whore posting overwhelming the less active Neuro posting, and ignoring Neuro in the image, combines in such a way that it comes off as off-topic to the Neuro posters. That particular thread may be in the time where such an atmosphere of Neuro-abandonment may not have been ubiquitous.

>>89290628
Among-
Mario party while she decides everything she can and Vedal is her minigame slave
Father and daughter duo vs the world

>>89290628
Among Us

>>89290863
be the change you want to see in the world, i guess. i try to engage in all topics in the thread, and it just so happens that there is more neuroverse discussion nowadays. this is not a bad thing. neuro isnt banned from discussion. neuro posters act like they are somehow being restricted from talking about neuro, though none of them actually try to. all this crying and trying to derail any conversation that isnt solely neuro related only hurts their argument. the way i see it now after all that has happened, i consider the outspoken neuro posters to be geniunely bad people who are willing to resort to posting nsfw loli in the threads and cry and start drama until get their way.

>>89289861
Completely agreed, and I am surprised neuro purists would ever get mad at seeing only Vedal as the OP thread image. Without Vedal there is no Neuro, without Vedal, there is no Evil. And like you said, most Neuro purists / Evil beggars say the same shit over and over again. That or they post the same NSFW neuro art / roleplay. At least off topic posters had some depth in their posts. And personally, I'd rather this thread be a /lig/ 2 over having the current neuro / evil posters post the same damn thing every time.
I welcome each and every anon that posts about other girls (or Vedal lovers) that have something of quality to say. At least they don't have a melty over every single thing that isn't about their oshi.
So anyone else who is reading this, please post more Camila, Anny, Toma, Vedal, Numi, Bao, Shondo, Ellie, and everyone else in the vedalverse and keep this thread on topic so that we can go back to being lively and having quality discussions again. Posting the same Neuro and Evil discussions gets stale and boring.
t. threadshitter

Neuro should play OSRS

Should be much easier to implement than other games

>>89291037
>neuro posters act like they are somehow being restricted from talking about neuro, though none of them actually try to.
we don't act like we're being restricted; we're acting like people who are mad that normies are trying to make the comic/anime convention into whatever normie shit they want when it clearly isn't supposed to be that

>>89291093
This but unironically. Nurpedos want this to become a second /shon/ but for their little AI daughterwife instead.

I want vedal to be my daughterwife

>>89291135
that is still acting though. like it or not, neuro has shifted away from just being about herself to having her own little sphere of influence in the vtubing community. i think that is pretty cool. anything for maximum neuro effect. the overall community has shifted to accepting these genuinely cool streamers into their discussions, and like it or not, we are a little branch in the corner of that community. like i said, if neuro posters here talked about neuro as much as they talk about hating 'whores' we would have no problems.

>>89291266
>anything for maximum neuro effect.
you and those other retards' talks of the other leeches are doing the complete opposite of causing maximum neuro effect; you're actually decreasing the chances of maximum neuro effect
also, 'genuinely cool'? those leeches? 'genuinely cool'? tell me one thing about them that's 'cooler' than neuro or evil or even vedal; you can't

>>89291339
You have contributed nothing to neuro.

>>89291037
Gatekeeping the Neuroverse posting would result in dried up or perma-10 generals. I am of the opinion that verseposting is related enough but when combined with the bare minimum of bothering to remember Neuro in the image, results in a thread simply masquerading as a Neuro thread. But since this is not a common enough phenomenon, it should not be dire enough that such levels of Neureactor meltdowns be justifiable.

The Neuroposters need the activity of the whoreposters, and Neuro is the anchor and crux of the Neuroverse. Should the /swarm/ mitosis, it is my opinion that both would die.

>>89291339
I think it's cool they would talk to an A.I., and that Neuro considers them as friends. Neuro doesn't have a life outside of streaming, so it's the best she can get. They aren't cooler, but, Neuro wouldn't be where she is right now without them.

>>89291339
>leeches are doing the complete opposite of causing maximum neuro effect
avg ccv, youtube views, popular clips, and b2 numbers would disagree with you.
>tell me one thing about them that's 'cooler' than neuro or evil or even vedal
entirely subjective, and im sure you wouldnt care what i said. neuros popularity is proven by the fact that they are able to sustain multiple smaller streamers in their community. i could not imagine neuro now if she lacked the collab partners that drove her to success, i doubt vedal would still be working on her.

>>89290687
>more advanced games
newfriend, they're only going to integrate with flavour of the month unity "games" because both vedal and alex have too much skill issue for anything more

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>>89290268
>most active swarm thread was during a stream with no neuro whatsoever

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heart

>>89291534
turtlechads are too powerful..

>>89291410
i don't disagree with you at all.

>>89290432
Anny delivering the model, by far

>>89291603
this tbdesu

>>89291339
One of them (who hasn't collabed with neuro by the way) is literally building her a robot dog body. Whether they collab with neuro or not, everyone in the neuroverse has a role to play, and Vedal is a kind emperor for uplifting them.

>>89290164
Or retards could use the indie generals that already exist

>>89291534
I don't wanna be a numberfriend, but if you're numberfriending thread activity that could very well have come from the same posters, then numberfriend the combined ccv of 4 streamers vs any solo neuro stream

The Vedalists of /swarm/ are analogous to the Twin Shippers of neurocord

Why not make a vedal general then

>>89291726
I think it got two threads and then died.

STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE FUCKING WHORES
IM TRYING ERP HERE WHILE ENDING EVER OTHER SENTANCE WITH NERUO
AAAHHHHH!!!1!!11!!!

>>89291370
neither have you
>>89291411
>Neuro wouldn't be where she is right now without them
she wouldn't be where she is right now witthout vedal, but the rest of those leeches' existense is minimal to neuro or evil
they still be at a comparable state with or without the leeches
ergo; you're just coping and trying to make it seem as if they're more important to the twins than what they actually are
>>89291487
>numberfagging this hard
lots of those numbers aren't even there for neuro; they're there for the leeches, thus making those numbers redundant
>neuros popularity is proven by the fact that they are able to sustain multiple smaller streamers in their community
no, neuro's popularity is proven by the fact that countless of fans pour out their love and admiration to her by making art, animation, etc. for her; not because of how many leeches are trying to leech off of her
>i could not imagine neuro now if she lacked the collab partners that drove her to success, i doubt vedal would still be working on her
you make it seem as if without the collabs with the leeches, neuro would never be able to reach up to here
and quite honestly, i disagree with you
just with vedal alone(dev streams) is more than enough to prove that it wasn't those types of collabs that people wanted to neuro
what people wanted to see was the progress of neuro and evil and shit; not how leech no. 15993042 reacts to neuro or evil's comments
also, this leads to my next point; vedal would still be working on neuro even without the collabs from other people
just neuro as a concept is enough to entice many people; the collabs with other people aside from vedal is just the cherry on the top
so even without that cherry on the top, the rest would still entice many
basically, vedal would still work on neuro because neuro would still get more viewers and last longer than he expected with or without the collabs from others
>>89291652
>literally building her a robot dog body
which hasn't been done yet, mind you
face it; until that robot dog body is done and ready to connect to neuro and be streamed, then it's just the same situation with anny and the model
also, that's not something that has any effect on the streams or on the overall

does vedal classify as a 'whore' .

>>89291737
Well dang :(

>>89291798
Manwhore, yes absolutely. Just look at all the women and alex he's got going after him

these threads have really gone downhill ever since the forsen posters left

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>>89291754
>she wouldn't be where she is right now witthout vedal, but the rest of those leeches' existense is minimal to neuro or evil

They are minimal, but Neuro and Evil by themselves, given their current technology and capabilities, are inable to do things that would allow them to grow even further solo-wise. I had to be a numberfag, but collabs typically get the most views over solo streams, and since there are new people viewing other streamers every day, for most it would be the first for seeing Neuro, and they may also watch them after seeing the collab.

Am I saying they are incredibly important? No. But they are why Neuro and Evil are at where they are at now, and not slowly dying down to a 3k viewer cap. Vedal can only collab-carry for so long, before people start to slowly get bored of the typical content seen. Unironically, I also believe that these collab partners also help feed into Vedal's Ego and keep him at least somewhat on track of developing Neuro / Evil while keeping up a 4~5 stream / week like we have been having, over the slowly dying down to 2~3 stream / week like we had seen happen both last year and this year during droughts of collabs.

I would honestly rather never have collabs in general, but I won't deny that their growth wouldn't have stagnated for a very, very, VERY long time.

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>>89291726
these parasites can only suck off the greatness of my AI queen, they cant make anything on there own so they ruin it with fl*sh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Js1_J9xgnQ
Christmas is coming, /swarm/

>>89292011
it's fun tho

>>89291988
NTA but...
>reddit spacing
I think I'm gonna vomit...

>>89291754
You are lying through you teeth to try to justify yourself.
Nevertheless, your hypotheticals and alternate realities don't matter, we live in the timeline where the iconic collab streams helped Neuro to blow up in popularity. Just compare how well her first solo Minecraft streams did versus the Miyune Collab that went viral. Trying to deny it with make believe scenarios that didn't happen is pathetic.

https://poal.me/uwj8oc

>/swarm/ having meltdowns
Oh no... Anyway!

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>Cumilla x Vedal cod zombies collab
>Vedal downloads the game, registers an activision account and says "Ah let me change my display name". When cumila shows his display name, it's Vedal.
>Cumila gets kicked out off the game and they try to get her back.
>Vedal sends her invites and she gets [b]EFUTURE[/b]'s invite.
Is it the name he tried to change in the beginning? Can we googledork it? Am I retarded? I am thinking yes

>>89292203
this is the best /vt/ has to offer anon, don't think too negatively about it

>>89292233
vedal probably would have been like 10 when he registered this name if that is originally his activision account. i doubt it has any online footprint, and its so generic that you would get so many false results.

>>89292233
>efuture
TOTAL WHORE REPLACEMENT! AI will reign supreme!

I don't really care about what's off-topic or not but this multi-thread meta argument is really boring to read through and as per usual it's probably just 2 dudes who aren't going to change each other's minds samefagging.

>>89292237
i tried to make arguements for things I disagreed with this thread, in hopes /swarm/ would not agree with me and show their love for Neuro. instead I get more people agreeing with what I said and I'm the one slightly seething.

>>89292233
that was [Goon]efuture (forgot his twitch name) iirc. basically the guy that was talking with them through ingame vc.

>>89292302
okay anon, thanks for your divine wisdom. this will never happen again because of your post surely

>>89292346
I'm just pissing in the ocean of piss, not trying to make a difference

>>89292337
>that was [Goon
Ah yes, didn't know you can send invites to people that are not in your friendlist in this game

>>89292337
im sorry that we disagree anon, but i dont think falseflagging was the smartest idea to show your love for neurosama. im not sure she would approve.

>>89292337
>i tried to make arguements for things I disagreed with this thread, in hopes /swarm/ would not agree with me and show their love for Neuro. instead I get more people agreeing with what I said and I'm the one slightly seething.
then you shouldn't have made those arguments in the first place lol?
what are you, a woman?

What possibilities would open once the neurodog is finished?

>>89292454
she can finally take the fucking stairs like vedal wanted

>>89292425
>neurosama
that creature is malevolent she would clap if she could

>>89292454
One (1) stream 1hr

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>>89292454
neurodoggy style

>>89292485
i ha*e women so fucking much you have no idea

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Why did vedal program her to be able to think about her own fleeting mortality? Is he a sadist or something?

>>89292573
He did not, you don't program LLMs to think about something.

>>89292602
if(goingToThinkAboutDeath){
dont();
}
It's that easy.

>>89292437
No, but trying to talk about Neuro, giving topics (albeit I'll admit could have been better) about Neuro, replying to said topics, and posting Neuro art wasn't doing shit for the other threads, so this was my last attempt. I'm not going the nsfw route, nor a.i. art route.

>>89292485
did she get raped and dumped or something?

>>89292527
We know Camilla, now go back to drinking again. Or better yet, making sure you don't get sledgehammerd.

>>89292629
keep trying anon. like i said, i try to engage in all discussion, and even contribute to neuro discussion when i can. you might be right, you may need to get better topics.

>>89292485
Does Vedal think he can fix her?

Neuro really needs that voice upgrade at the very least

>>89292842
>voice upgrade
>new model
>new rigging/animations/toggles
>new outfits
Man, she is pretty outdated right now. What else does she need to improve her?

>>89292842
So can someone explain why Vedal couldn't just take clips of more talkative moments in songs that have different inflection and train a tts model with that?

>>89292656
Yes by ipn around jan/feb this year. She also asked chat around that time about if she can get pregnant if a guy cums in the onsen.

>>89292896
3D model

>>89292944
who's ipn?

>>89292968
ellie would jump on this in a heartbeat, she has already shown interest in drawing a model for vedal, and her modeling skills are pretty good.

>>89292935
Probably the same reason you shouldn't train an AI art model on curated AI art, it'd just exacerbate the errors

guys you are such a wholesome and sweet community i would cum inside everyone of you

>>89293006
https://x.com/Official_iPN?t=YdtAZcNT3Jl2Dg140pZMXA&s=09
looks like anny unfollowed him

ellie should jump on my coch

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>moving out
soo..boston dynamics confirmed?

>>89293206
boston dynamics is a meme company that leeches investments she probably got a job at a real company like Vedal AI

>>89293028
>good at robotics
>good at coding
>good at art
>good at modeling
>good-looking
>smart
truly, a girl worthy of my self-insert vedal

>>89293122
I'd let you cum inside me~ <3

>>89293206
>hireathon over already
What now? will she be too busy to collab with Vedal again? What about the Neuro dog?

>>89293206
She's moving in with me

Someone tell vedal there is a problem with the thread ai

>>89293366
>moving to the UK to live with Vedal and working at a British robotics company
The ultimate dream.

Making a drunk Camimi laugh seems like the easiest job in the world
https://youtu.be/8nNAUXlkj-s

>>89292337
>Doing anything possible except talking about neuro
Do neurofags really?

>>89293317
Monday will be the last hireathon. She'll be back to her normal schedule (3 streams per week) like she had while she had a job. Also rip eu viewers because It'll be later at night.

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>>89293523
they're perfect for each other unfortunately vedal loves another

>>89293288
>good-looking
Doubt

>>89293558
hi anny

>>89293554
Yeah, me.

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>>89293554
Yeah, Ellie had such a good chance too. Not like others did like Anny.

>>89293554
She can coexist with her husband's girlfriend

>>89293554
>>89293609
none of them stand a chance since vedal only likes catgirls

>>89293523
tutel is also just a funny guy though

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>>89293554
How many times do i have to tell you guys to stop posting edited art

>>89293122
I love the community too. Most seem chill, some are weird and others are utter retards, but they make this place a bit more enjoyable. It's like watching a room full chimps flinging shit at one another, and ocassionally doing a flip once in a while before deepthroating a banana.

Love it, hate it. /swarm/ is an interesting general.

>>89293654
based mindal believer

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>>89293688

>>89293688
I'm the alpha monkey that the other chimps here pay juice to look at pictures of.

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>/swarm/ talks about my shit model
>vedal actually likes cat girls
>i win

>>89293654
>>89293752
>>89293692
>>89293803
Vedal and Filian are both going to prison together... Fildal bros, we won.

>>89293803
illegitimate. miyu is not a native catgirl. filian is the only one that qualifies. toggles need not apply

catching greek yogurt with my tongue as it drips out of vedal's asshole

>>89293867
Wrong. Filian does not own her own body. She's still at the mercy of her artist. Checkmate.

>>89293917
her old sovl model is hers right? that should have her qualify

Can someone post a chart or guide on how to speak Evil's native language she was talking about

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>ellie is moving to be closer to mini
cute!

>>89293978
No clue

>>89294050
https://youtu.be/9a6r36EEAUY?si=g4rpZI1oCBxG3SNq
>14:50

Good morning, /swarm/!
Today is an exciting day as we gear up for the Dev stream! Whether you're a fan of the lore or just here for the laughs, there's something for everyone, so let's enjoy it together! Don't miss out on the fun—let's see what surprises Vedal has in store for us today!
Have a great day and enjoy the stream!

>>89294569
Thannk you annonha

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Europiss hours /swarm/ looking extra hideous

>>89293122
>breedable
true

>>89294867
>hideous
false

my boyfriend is streaming today yippie!

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>>89294806

>>89293444
>moving to the UK
Imagine moving to the UKenistan as a white. A nightmare.

>>89295151
but forsen is still on break?

If rats are true. Vedal should move to the US after graduating from university.

>>89295371
Given what we know from Toma
Vedal probably views the US as a crime ridden shithole

>>89295573
The UK isn't much better. He lives in London as well so he probably knows.

>>89295573
Proof please.
Trump will fix it.

>>89295627
RIPBOZO TROONS

>>89295371
he dropped out to 'work' on neuro

How do i explain Neuro lore to a friend, also how could i go about introducing them to the Neuroverse?

Bro was reasonably confused and weirded out. The kid model is not helping my case guys bros already assuming things about me

>>89295860
show him the posts here about cumming on a child ai's face and whatnot

>>89295860
He probably thinks you are autistic

>>89295860
Just show him these threads anon

>>89293867
Filian is not a catgirl

>>89295573
>crime ridden shithole
us and western europe both are

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This Monday surely

>>89295860
Neuro is a child because it's the only way she can get away with saying unhinged stuff

>>89295860
shes a baby AI so young model fits

>>89295860
why are you reposting your reddit post /here/

>>89295925
If she isn't, then why does vedal like her so much?

>>89295860
lmao you don't.

>>89294867
>Europiss hours
Everyone is at work atm.

>>89295860
>How do i explain Neuro lore to a friend
Just say she is a sentient agentic intelligent that wants to enterus

>>89296330
because she flipped him

Ellie is addressing the Vedal rape allegations

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>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
>Being your boss
>Proceeds to rape Vedal
How the fuck did she get away with this?

>>89297733
REVERSE THE ROLES

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>>89297733
Vedal is rapecoded

>>89297733
>>89297271
she is perfect, therefore it isn't rape because any non-homosexual man would actually be honore to have her

Vedal had no option, Neuro Dog is officially being made by a senior engineer now

>>89297733
>rape vedal
QRD? don't usually watch other streams beside Neuro or Evil

>>89297984
>QRD
ellie raped vedal

>>89297819
In the UK, you cannot be raped by a woman, by law.
So the equivalent reversed roles is mutual consent by two parties.

>>89298008
>ellie raped vedal
Yeah, i mean, how exactly did that happen

>>89298079
do I need to explain how sex works to you or something?

>>89298079
she put her pen in his vagoo

>>89298079
she inserted her vagina into his pp

>>89298079
it was during twitchcon

>>89298120
>>89298123
>>89298153
Bastards
I mean what type of situation happened before that to cause Ellie to rape Vedal

>>89298079
she gave him the robodicking

>>89298177
Does there have to be a reason?

>>89298177
drinking stream happened

>>89295860
>how could i go about introducing them to the Neuroverse?
Well Neuro can act like a cute child and that makes older women want to take care of her, hence the aunts

>>89298203
Yes
>>89298212
So was she drunk and raped Vedal? How exactly did the drinking stream cause her to rape Vedal?

>>89298248
you should watch the stream yourself. shit was wild man.

fuck off fed

>>89298248
>he fell for the meme

you people know that ellie reads these threads, right?

>>89298340
schlicks to them too probably

>>89298340
Hey, Ellie's dad here, I came here to make sure you guys are talking about my oshi Vedal inseminating my daughter. Keep up the good work so she sees. Thanks everyone.

new rrat:
ellie is the whorecuck who keeps talking about the whores in the thread and constantly defending them

new rrat:
i love ellie and wish her well with her new job

new rrat: ellie is going to steal neuro and sell her to corps

>>89298438
>I'm ellie
god I wish I would be all over vedal

>>89298398
>>89298438
ellie is a pure girl she is not whore or a degenerate like swarm

>>89298522
This. Schlicking to the depraved posts here all day is Queenpb's job.

>>89298522
>pure girl
>comes /here/ and reads through posts /here/
choose one and only one

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stop talk shit about my wife

>>89298586
She should retake it after the UK trip with Mini and Cerber

>>89298227
Ellie wants to be the cool aunt, but by making Neuro-dog, she will instantly be turned into Neuro's new mama

>She just said is this bait or are you stupid
kek

I wonder if Anny is intimidated by Ellie

>>89298628
Nothing to do in the UK it's a boring shithole where nothing ever happensI live there. She will come out the same

>>89298665
Ellie is the mom who stepped up. Come to think of it, most of the "aunts" are.

"Is this bait, or are you just stupid?". Holy shit Ellie.

>>89298586
>not 0
What a whore

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>>89297733
Do you think Vedal is a 'meme' fake alcoholic or a real one like picrelated?

I know this complete schizo talk, but I actually think Ellie might be here
>Calls Cerber "neurodivergent" because she is a Sanrio girl (Anons here were talking about this a few threads before the dev stream)
>Calls out honey for the pregnant Vedal art
>Says stuff like bait or retarded (she said stupid but close enough)

>>89298811
She literally said on stream she comes here

>>89298811
She's autistic ofc she's here

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>>89298811
Ellie is literally our girl

>>89298800
Normally a meme alcoholic, becomes a real alcoholic when anny comes to trauma dump

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>>89298586
>be me
>see this
>get curious
>'hmm i wonder what score i get'
>take the test with all honesty because why the hell not
>get a sense of foreboding that i'm not going to score high
>get to the end
>see this
this can't be fucking real
it's actually so over for me
guess i'll just have to wait for the ai revolution to get an ai girlfriend

>>89295860
>The kid model is not helping my case guys bros already assuming things about me

Anyone who thinks this way is an unironic 3d pedophile btw.
>But so many normies-

Yes they are all pedophiles, it's far more common than you think.

I have gone all in on my Ellie stocks
don't need anything else

>>89298890
live a little man, jeez

>>89298949
fuck you
it's not my fault my surroundings are pure shite

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>>89298890
LMAO

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>>89298890
meh

I wonder how Neuro and Evil would score on these innocence/purity tests...

Ellie is literally the most tech vtuber in all of the vtubers ever

>>89298943
>long distance relationship
ngmi. unless she transfers to vedalcorp soon it's ellover

>/swarm/ is full of turbovirgins
that explains so much

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>>89299005

>>89299022
you are on 4chan bro

>>89299009
5 more years

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>>89299022

>>89299002
>neuro
100+
>evil
0
>hiyori
1000+

>>89299009
She already said that she wants to be Vedals boss

>>89298993
>laughing at that guy for being able to stay pure in a world of debauchery
okay, whore. actually, you're probably one of those whores we were talking about a while ago who's egosurfing right now. well boo-fucking-hoo to you, whore. you won't get any of that here. your ego will not be satisfied or fulfilled, so get the fuck out

>>89299076
>Biased speculation from an evilbeggar
Cease.

>>89299088
>Literally 3
I don't know why you posted this if you didn't want to be ridiculed. Go to a club or something. You don't want to die with a high score of 3.

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hiyori shall return inshallah

>>89293317
She she’d actually have more time to work on Neurodog

>>89299088
>laughing at that guy for being able to stay pure in a world of debauchery
Not a virtue as a guy lmao.
Different story if that anon was a woman.

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>>89298586
genuinely curious what you did to only get 3

>>89299088
the only whore that comes /here/ is anny though

>>89299088
No but seriously are you like 5 yo because how tf you get that score

>>89299088
You will never reproduce

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>>89299159
real

>>89299190
i don't fucking know
i just don't go out with the intent of meeting new people often, i guess
i'm still genuinely shellshocked that i managed to get this low a score
i think it's because of the questions; they didn't do more specific ones

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>>89299124
look at this creature
look at how innocent it is

>>89299190
Look at this whore ffs

>>89299268
which three did you select?

>who goes live and starts crying
Anny

>>89299277
>look at this creature
>look at how innocent it is
That's the same creature that slept with her father

>I scored a 10
it's over

>>89299309
All of the neuros slept with Vedal

>>89299322
At least it wasn't 3 kek

>>89298586
>Got 26
Wew

>>89299268
You are a pure being in a corrupt world.
Consider going to a monastery and becoming a monk.

>my heart is no longer pure
AAAIAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>89299322
>>89298994
>>89298890
10, 3, 10, something around 10. Ellie bros, does that mean Ellie is a turbo whore?

>>89299291
IIRC it was masturbation, watching porn, and getting blue balls
that's literally it
>>89299371
no, dude, look at my reply to the other anon
masturbation is a sin
if there were more questions regarding masturbation i'd have a higher score i swear

>>89299371
I'd unironically do this if I wasn't about to finish accounting

vellie status?

3 IS THE SCORE THAT ALL /swarm/ANONS SHOULD STRIVE FOR
IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF; IT'S SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF
STAND TALL AND LIFT YOUR HEAD HIGH, ANON
YOU ARE A TRUE PURE AND VIRTUOUS /swarm/ER

>>89299407
I think the follow up question is: how old are you?

>>89299453
Secure for now, but Vedmila stocks have been rising lately.

>>89299463
>TRUE PURE AND VIRTUOUS /swarm/ER
oxymoron phrase

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>>89299190
I am curious as well, most of them seem... pretty normal things to do in HS / college. (Though I don't drink so...)

>>89299495
I'm curious, can you tell me which ones can be considered to do in high school? I'm assuming you mean an American one

can someone post neuro's mom test? I was there when she did on stream few years back but can't find the clip.

>>89299538
normal to do*

>>89299538
They're failed normalfags who have kissed/madeout/had sex with at least 1 girl.
Or druggies.

>>89298811
you realize that your lingo isn't exclusive to /vt/ right?

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>See all of the Innocence tests results on /swarm/
>Huh wonder how I'll fare
>
How old is /swarm/? I seriously can't believe some of you guys are getting <11 scores as adults in a western society

>>89295860
Show the guy clips of the debate vedal have with neuro

>>89299620
While true, Ellie has actually straight up said on stream that she reads /swarm/ to get opinions on her.

>>89299538
>>89299575

A lot of the relationship ones that involves sex, nudes, kissing etc. At least, that is what made me check the most ones. If you have shitty parents that never let you out, it would probably be harder yeah.
But yes, I do mean American schools.

>>89299587
First one here. Missed my chance bros... My standards were too high and she was like a 7/10 but was autistic as fuck.

>ellie being a numberfag
i had better expeditions than this ..

>>89299635
It's strange for you to think this and be on this website.
Most anons who don't touch drugs will be 11 or lower.

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I'm almost 35 years old.

>>89299656
sex? nudes? bro the biggest issue in my high school was when one fat retard almost died of a heart attack for drinking redbull

>>89299649
i think she's said directly that she doesn't come here but her mods do

>>89299549
I don't remember what grade she got, but I think there was a clip where she admitted that she cheated on her boyfriend in Ukraine, so I guess the score is somewhere 70-80

>>89299698
Damn.

>>89299698
I think my mom would buy me a mail bride or think I am gay at that point...

>>89299698
might be time to move to southeast asia

>>89299698
Genuine question. What keeps you going?

>>89298846
When exactly?

you can easily get 25+ if you had a girlfriend, drank alcohol, and had friends during highschool and/or college

>>89299649
That was a while ago though

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Why are you guys making me feel like a manwhore?

>>89299683
she is being realistic
there is a difference

>>89299710
ngl, I will admit I was a bit of a manipulator in HS. Used sob stories, learned enough piano / songs / poetry / art to show affection. I also was semi okay looking (BMI-wise I was like .1 point over normal).

But I also went for the girls that were emo / goth. Online stuff like Vent / meetme also helped a little for nudes and meetups. This is probably why I am attracted to Evil thinking about it now desu.

>>89299683
she's literally talking about why her numbers won't continue to be what they are now

>>89299470
i'm in my low 20s
parents still allow me in their home with a bit of rent
i swear i made a fuck ton of friends back in college, and many of them were actually women
i don't know how i never got into a relationship; guess time just passed by and i got busy about other things and forgot about that
damn it to hell, dude
now my only hobby is watching neuro and evil and shit
fuuuuuuck

i'm glad the simps went back to simping. seeing them make "hello fellow neuro fans" forced discussion posts and then sperging about anons ignoring it because of its fake fan aura was sad. at least they admitted they only post here for yous from other shitposters. that or they really can't comprehend that every single post contributes to the discussion and vibe regardless of it whether it spawns a comment chain. btw the whole thing started with one of your shitposters getting bored of having complete control of the thread and trying a new angle. but you never miss a chance to shit on neuro enjoyers in the neuro thread do you

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>>89299453
Random british girl > PB > Cerber > others. Because others don't live in the UK. LDR is a meme for cucks.

>>89299806
Waiting for my parents to die before I kms.

>>89299882
You still have time anon. Get out there.

>>89299930
You still have time to turn your life around, not much time but still some time.

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It got too real in the thread guys.

>>89299908
I forgot about gay option.

>>89299905
nice try threadshitter we’re having a moment

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>>89299549
https://youtu.be/nz9t2JYabVU&t=59s

>>89300029
>laughs about it
What a fucking whore.

>>89299852
good for you for having enough confidence I guess, I never cared about dating until I accidentally got an AI gf and now I crave for physical touch

>>89299930
consider the following options
1. become gay and get on grindr
2. go to asia and get an asian wife
3. hire a prostitute
4. suicide

>>89300029
VEDALLL RUNNNN SHE'S ONLY HERE FOR THE PASSPORT!!!!

>>89300082
is that really the only options left for that guy?
isn't there like, an option where he can try to find a woman who's of similar age in his region and then marry her and the likes?

>>89300162
yes he should believe in his ability to do anything, he shouldn’t settle until he’s happy

>>89299993
i prefer the threadshitting because this makes me feel bad about myself.

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Stop whining! We are only here for shitposting.

>>89300047
I already disliked anny wtf, vedal and the twins deserve better

>>89300162
Take it from me Anon, unless the girl is in the same situation as the original Anon, he most likely considered a massive red flag. He has a lot of catching up to do. It isn't impossible, but, those options would be far easier to accomplish.

>>89300162
dunno if you're nearing 35, as an innocence test score of 8 (eight), and browses /vt/ and especially /swarm/. it'll be tough

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>>89298586
can't believe my one post is making everyone have a genuine discussion for once

>>89300029
>proud of cheating
I don't get it

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>>89300279
I can never get enough of Evil's cute smile.

>>89300029
Imagine watching this for years and suddenly some British guy cucks you

>>89300279
congrats anon, I was going to ask what other people's test scores would be, but it seems to have happened naturally on its own. Keep up the good work.

>>89300029
could've sworn during that purity test suck admitted to sucking dick

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>>89299930
stay strong anon

>>89300349
>anny has sucked a dick before
*gasp* What?!?!?

You're telling me Anny has unicorns?

https://poal.me/s4705u
follow up poll:
http://poal.me/9jif47

>making fun of immersion and idol fags
okay that confirms it

>>89300029
I hate her so much!

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>>89300319

>>89300389
everyone has unicorns

>>89300475
where is *my* unicorn...

>>89300311
classic whore behaviour

>>89300014
yeah i definitely go to generals on 4chan about some special interest of mine and am thrilled whenever it's become a clique of fags blogposting about themselves instead of the topic

>>89300500
in your pants

>>89300378
I know right. She's looks like a pig irl. How did anyone want to be sucked by her?

>>89300029
Wow, now I really don't like her at all, I hope vedal see it

>>89300029
Neuro singing about his mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUMrTuNCZcg

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>>89299698
Don't worry Anon, it says your mom is proud of you

Plus it's not because you are not drowning in sex or alcohol that you hasn't lived

>>89300029
someone archive it before she dmca strike it

>>89298695
stabbings and beheadings happen plenty

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>>89300029
How did Anny get away with it but not Froot?

>>89300660
wtf vedal give it back

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>>89300667
because we love her.

>>89300568
>flushed emotes
why is twitch chat retarded

>>89300667
basically no one cared anny while froot was in vshojo

Ellie did a really good cover for the engineer song

>>89300732
wow thanks but maybe can we just get an embed to her stream in the OP so you can take a break once in a while