Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerunhttps://www.amiami.com/eng/detail?gcode=FIGURE-172713AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbudshttps://shop.aviot.jp/c/product/te-v1r-henorhttps://www.amazon.com/AVIOT-TE-V1R-HEN-Collaboration-Cancelling-Bluetooth/dp/B0DBZGKXBG/Previous Thread: >>89277694
I love my wife so much!!
Sex with a fembud.
Gurass
https://files.catbox.moe/rv3j82.png
>>89314810SNIFFFFF
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
Day 42! Give it up for day 42!
>>89314830very nice
>>89314907Fuck man this is grim
Her first member stream in January, she was talking about spending her last 1M wish on a 3D cowboy (cowgirl) outfit, she didn't want to spoil her sololive announcement so she tried to phrase it as follows "I was daydreaming about my new 3D outfit" but we know the order has already been shipped.Intern-kun was right, she's working on some project in late 2023, otherwise why would she be in a conversation about 3D outfit with her manager in the first place? and she was definitely trolling given that HER has always wanted to be a cowboy, Gura turning into a cowboy (cowgirl) = a dream come true, so yeah, #1 fan, it makes sense. Finally she only had the City Pop 3D live in mind, there is no occasion for her to wear the cowgirl 3D outfit outside of perhaps, her sololive, plain and simple.
>>89314907the answer to all questions!
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>89315234Gura is a fembud
>>89314830Nice.Also question: how was SNOT born? Are there any streams I can watch that lead up to SNOT happening? If there are which ones or clips can I watch? So far I've watch Gura and Fauna's first collab and Gura killing Mumei and hunting down Kronii.
>>89315267watch the collabs with them and they name it in one of them i think
Are we all creepy perverts?
She and her manager are probably both going rogue. Gura has a good relationship with mane-chan based on what she told us about her and I think she realised that being an indie without usual support from the company would be hard so she convinced her to leave together, that explains why there was no merch reminder tweet(first time this happened in Holo history btw).
If anything bad is going to happen it won't be today because the Cover financial results get released today
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>89315267it happened in the devour collabs
I crave the mandarins
Stinky fart shark
>>89315515She's gone through a few managers. I doubt she even knows the current one.
What stream should I rewatch?
>>89315629ye
Gura is the love of my life
>>89317617Meme review is kino
will Gura wish her sexbot a happy birthday?
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
>>89317717>gets animated opening>uses it for a handful of streams and then disappears>gets new cute hair styles>uses them for 2 streams and then dissapears>gets 2.0.>uses it for 2 streams and then dissapearsgreat pattern
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>89318196samen
>>89317780Nice bait...everybody knows that was complete garbage
>>89320280why are you pretending to be a chumbud? fuck off
>>89320280fake fan
>>89320280The jar will always be funny
UYS GUYS I FINALLY GOTI TGURA WAS BLOW WHISTLING US THE WHOLE TIME"CHELSEA BYTHESEA"YOU HAVE TO INTERPRET IT AS YOU READSHELL SEA BY THE SEAITS A HINT THAT NAVAL OPERATIONS WILL START SOON INVOLVING SHORE BOMBARDMENTAND GURA IS LIKELY THEREQUICK WHERE ARE THE MOST LIKELY PLACES IT COULD BE?
MAKEATLANTISGUREATAGAIN
>>89321587>QUICK WHERE ARE THE MOST LIKELY PLACES IT COULD BE?Gura's Ohio-class submarine is in the Caspian Sea for sure. The cruise missiles are ready to rock.
>>89322523will it be enough
Baguraette honhonhon
>>89322678With a little luck they'll never need to be fired. Poor Gura, being tasked to oversee a flashpoint.
>>89323157but firing them would be so much fun~
Will Gura watch S2 of Arcane?
>>89324011No.
>>89324123Why not?
>>89324011yes, she will shlick to the lesbian kiss
>>89315994thank you.
>>89324011Of course she has nigh infinite free time
MY wife
not readingI LOVE GURA!!
MY Gurandma.
>>89314840>*Le touché*
Why do you still post here, despite Gura barely streaming for multiple years and making it painfully clear whatever little she does, she does for the money?
YOU WANT ME TO STREAM? I ALREADY HAVE BEEN! I'M SECRETLY A 2VIEW IN A SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERNET! YOU CAN SEE ME IN ALL OF MY GLORY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND ME!
>>89328013I want to have sex with fembuds.
>>89314858>*Lo touchõ*
umm, Gura, did you forget to cyb0rseggz your chumbies? that's not good.
For King and Cunny!
Wife soon?
Watching a movie with Gura on the couch and casually grabbing her crotch
>>89314907I think the record is 55
>>89315406>*Li touchĂ*
https://x.com/Kurohi_drw34/status/1856133462585159990https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1856098578168520948
>>89315226this artist is great, i love all his goobert art.
>>89329029Next weekend
Off, once again, to the nightshift
>>89330274Ggood luck chumbie
>>89329029Two more weeks sister
>>89315629Yes I am mister
meh, one of my mandarins tasted funny, slightly alcoholic
>>89330274Take luck bud
I still think that woman who posted her smegma filled vagina in /hlgg/ was actually Gura.
>>89317617I usually put her Serious Sam playthrough on for comfy sleepy time. Another one I recommend is any of the resident evil or DMC playthroughs. She does a 10-hour endurance stream for one of her DMC3 livestreams which is comfy. If I had to pick for myself, I would probably watch her Resident Evil Village playthrough again.
>>89330274Stay safe bud.
>>89330274
>>89331230smegma from all the chum i dump inside her
Knife spoon!
>>89329315this year, 56. last year was 74.
>>89322977
https://litter.catbox.moe/uwgc6o.mp4god i want to hear her talk without the hololive idol filters, the stuff she would say...
Gura indirectly mentioned on Fauna's streamNerissa said something like "it's crazy that the Dodgers won baseball from Hololive"Fauna: "because they have a bard"
goob night
>>89332933Aim better next time.
>>89332933(me) fucked up the last sound post..
>>89333250Aim better next time.
Please don't be dead, Gooba...
>>89328994For s’ghetti too!!!
>>89332992>They are not saying the G-wordit's over, senpai
>>89333718Where were you for the last 40 days
>>89334147is anyone like sad or something?if not then everything is fine.
https://youtu.be/6Y4b25CYkkg
>>89334147Nerissa literally said her name and Kiara also mentioned her earlier today.
>>89334147Kiara said her name during her stream earlier today.
>>89333747I love s’ghetti!
>>89314907If I took off from my job for 42 straight days, I'd be unemployed.
>>89335255her job is to shill merch and it's still selling like hot cakes
I'm not gonna goom for a few days.
>>89336324
>>89330371>>89331162>>89331255>>89331313ily all
>>89331571La basé
>>89336779oopsla cringé
>>89335368She doesn't even shill merch and even if she didn't sell much merch they still wouldn't care.
>>89337269I guess she doesn't even have to do that anymore for it to sell, but I disagree on the latter
Gura is my actual real wife and she's the cutest
Gura is the ugliest.
>>89314639You were listening to her singing! That is haram! You are lusting after her! You want to have sex with her! You want to fondle her! You are sick in the head cumbuds! You are worshipping her cumbuds! You are idolators cumbuds!
Hi guys, it's me again...Just learned that holos have to stream at least once to announce their sololive before it can happen. Feeling kinda devastated right now...
>>89334936
no one left huhI guess I really am the las>>89342332fuck you
>>89336779>>89336882
>>89342372
>89340504what's with these low effort shitposts.from jeets and ESL sisters
I'm kinda hungy
>https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1406854272499826688What is the significance of June 22 for Gura?
>>89342332
>>89342618Nothing newbud, just that she announced Reflect would come out on the 22nd during her bd stream but she ended up being a bit off.
>>89343001she released it in the middle of the night because she couldn't wait any longer
>>89343153that's the official version but in hindsight we were stupid to believe anything she said in those kind of situations, even if it seems benign
>>89343214retard
I think gura
Please call me a retard.
>>89343462>>89343611
Gura's next stream will be a pregnancy announcement
yeah me, I'm the baby and the father
>>89343337i didn't want to use the r word but yes, that's what we were
>>89337916Never will be true!
>>89343722How many kids does she have now? 3?
>>89343933You are merely too blind to see the truth.
>>89343462I want to fuck this so bad…
Bjorn is having a menhera meltdown
>>89344803When isn't that ball tucker having an estrogen episode?
>>89344803Is there a reason you've been sucking his dick so hard lately
>>89344901He is looking towards other weakbuds to feel better about himself also melting down probably.
>>89344803you're a drama queen, your definition of "meltdown" turned out to be extremely mild rrating and more delusional cope
>>89343705
>>89343722Based
What da chumbies doin? I've been gambling in Elin for the past hour
A chumbie dies a thousand deaths as he copes Gura is surely back this time when she manages 3 streams every 2 months
>>89345856do you not have friends you can talk to? You're the most pathetic retard in this thread
>no one even sure if Gura will remain employed with Cover or still is>s-she's gonna announce a sololive (something impossible for EN talents outside of Japan)???
I really want to see Gura again.
>>89345788
>>89345856I just finished watching the new one piece remaster episode and the new arifureta s3 episode
>>89345954I do but I also want to talk to my fellow chumbies
>>89345856Just finished helping randoms with killing fatalis. Games been out for years and people to have the hardest time killing that thing.
>>89345856Played more elden ring.
>>89346240How is the anime for arifureta? I've only read the manga adaptation
>>89346355I need to finish my crown farming before wilds comes out, otherwise I know I never will.
>>89345856Just got home looking to play some Elin myself, it's time to get Vernis into shape while I eat.>>89345954The first thing I saw without having to scroll up was some retard trying to start the weakbud argument again, and I';d wager I'll find worse if I do scroll up.
>>89345661t. bjorn
goobnighti love gura
>>89346409I think it's good, the first season is still the best though Imo. I love these revenge stories where the betrayed MC becomes OP and goes from a meek guy to someone who doesn't take shit from anyone
>>89346813nighty night bud
>>89346465Iv'e never been able to finish the crown farm. Love hunting and grinding but that part was a little too much for me.
>>89346961I did the base game ones with no issues but I stopped with about a third of the iceborne ones to go. That's all I need to get all the achievements too.
>>89346318Not your discord server
>>89345856I am playing civ6
It's been 2 months since she said anniversary celebration soon btw
why are we always the laughing stock, bros? We don't deserve this radio-silent treatment every single time.
>>89348405It's also only a couple more days until the two year anniversary of Sonic, which is when I'd say the eternal hiatus actually began, announcement be damned.
>>89346502I should work on vernis once I get tired of farming cash
>>89344803We don't care about those fags, don't bring them up.
>>89345856i tried playing Yakuza Like a Dragoni like the old Yakuzas more
>>89345856I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>89345965
>>89349240Okay dude I get it you want your sololive, if it happens cool.
>>89349284shark and/or dino dreams bud
>>89349563fuck off Uki
>>89348597Even Senzawa gives more communication than GuraGrim
I once again didn't do any of the cleaning I said I would this weekend.
>>89348597>laughingstockOnly specific groups of dedicated trolls do this.
>>89349937It happens chumbie. Just try doing it next weekend.
>>89350172you're replying to one, bud.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ClLt7k5K-jw
Honest question:What's the point of generals of non-active talents?This is like creating generals for kizuna ai, kaguya, etc..Out of 300 post of each thread: 150 ritual posts, 100 schizo ramblings, 50 out-of-topics
Oh shit guys it's the board police. Everybody run!
Why would a sololive prevent her from streaming and communicating? Aren't they all actually live and not prerecorded? And if she's doing a sololive then why the fuck did she follow all those artists and changed her bio? I think her 2 year project being something for her new rm is more plausible desu. Just how Ame talked about building a studio but not for Hololive.
>>89350346Why are you comparing someone who hasn't streamed in like 5 years to someone who hasn't streamed in a month? Honest question: are you fucking retarded?
>>89350462It doesn't, it's completely irrelevant to the general slew of complaints and depression. It'd be cool, though.
>>89350535you're moving goalpost, and you are not answering my question. you're the retarded onethere's nothing to talk about every thread,you wanna talk about "food", "halo", "games", what kind of "sickness" you have, the fuck.. there's other board for that..
>>89350778They think this is their little discord server. Sad people who don't care about gura
>>89349937I know that feeling chumbie
its so over...
her ebbing phase is getting worse, i think this is it chumbiesprepare for the worst, not even a meds can save her now
>>89350462>>89286633
>>89351167Oyasame
>>89350778You know if you don't like a thread you can always just not open it. Plenty of niji, phasecuck, bvtm and janny sanctioned seanog anti threads out there to entertain you, subhuman.
>>89351167sleep tight buddy
This game is scratching an itch in my brain. I need to remember to blink
Gura is my REAL girlfriend.
>>89351167Sharkdreams
There's literally no explanation for why there was no follow up merch tweet. Stuff like that literally never happened in Hololive's history before. Even if she's sick/depressed/busy/lazy her manager would still have posted it. What the fuck is going on? Is her manager also mia?>hurf but who cares about some merch tweet durrrIt's not about just the tweet it's about what the lack of it implies.
>>89352469damn that's crazy
>>89342410
>>89351167Goobnight
>>89350462She could be getting a solo live in early 2025 and also become an affiliate. It would be a positive note to check out on.
>>89350462She could be debuting as senzawa again but not quitting holo. She probably asked cover if she can pause all her Holo activities for now while she's getting ready. Cover is not that stupid to let Gura go.
Need to see gura used like a fleshlight
>>89354387by me
>>89354262That's essentially what Ame did. It's not like they can't go back if they want to.
mumei moomsgura gooms
>>89354507Goom in Moom
>>89354610-'s womb
>>89331230Woah woah back upWho and what and for what reason
>>89354679do your archive reps, newfag
>>89354780BetGive me a couple keys or something
Do you think Gura would play Liar's Bar with the chumbies?
Goob morning I love Gura the most!
>it was ai shit Oh fuck off
Goobnight chumbies
>>89355519We'll never know becuase that fotm game will be dead by the time she comes back.
>>89355519Odds are about as good as her playing headbangers with us
>gura playing
My wife is dead and its my fault
\
>>89355838Fuck off grem, go watch your niji's cocksleeve
Gurabutt
>>89357721
I need the gooba
Gura Freak Off Party
>>89358424Yeah, with me
>>89359175Rape
>>89359358
hello? daijoubu?
>>89360661What’s up
goob mornini love gura
>>89360661shut it faggot
>>89361496rude dude
it looks like the bitcoinbuds are doin well
>>89361525sorry
>quarterly report is outnow its just a waiting game for her "affiliate" announcement
https://x.com/Fox_Inari00/status/1854541823689318728
i had a dream about gura's #1 fan and now i woke up feeling weird
my mouse isn't registering left click right because I accidentally slammed it on the ground too often, what should I buy for $30-70 to replace it
>>89362843get a razer deathadder.
https://x.com/ChampChidi/status/1856142601985892657
What if she went rogue and not even management knows what she's up to?
>>89362843My pc won't even go past post. It might be time for an upgrade.
we cant have a rogue boomer deep in the caspianwe just cant
Really missing Gura right now
>>89362953T u T
>>89361903Just hold off & announce it on January 2. Why put a sour note on people's Christmas & New Years streams
I got some free computers from work todayThey're 10 years old, but they're newer than what I've got at home, so that makes today a good day
>>89365283Time to build a server bud!
>>89365283Wtf is this lmao Gura’s aborted fetus?
>>89365617Already have one; it's my newest equipment, only 8 years old
>>89365648it's gurrito fetius
>>89365283Congrats faggot! You can finally play crysis
goob morning sirs
>>89366433Goob morning siri
>>89366433Goob morning!
some chumbies played with Kiara yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_A8w03-6sQ&t=4160s
Looks like I am yet again the last true chumbud. Don't worry guys, I'll send the invitations to our wedding day, if I remember to.
>>89367302She don’t know you lil shrimp
>>89363603Aim better next time.
>>89367302In your dreams
>>89367302nope
>>89369766quartz...
Will Gura use those stacks of quartz Kaela gave her in Minecraft?
>>89369766
>>89369766Gura no...
wife
Oops...
>>89371033Your wife is a huge whore
Yeah I'm thinking more buldak today
>>89371746stop eating that ramen it's a bad brand
>>89371926What do you recommend chumbie? I really like the buldak sauce
>>89371926>stop eating ramen it's badfixed
>>89371990You should probably try this
>>89372400I'll just keep eating buldak then
>>89371990either nongshim or nissin
>>89372602back in my day I used to get nissin top ramen in oriental flavornow they call it onions sauce flavor
>>89372909it's a more accurate name I don't think ti's a bad change
>>89371746how is it compared to shin ramyun?
I hear a lot about indomie as well, is that any good?
>>89373124Its pretty different. Shin ramyun is a soupy ramen but buldak is saucy. Theres just something really satisfying about it
>>89373197Its pretty good. They should release bigger portion sizes for big boned individuals
>>89373749they're in portion sizes that small so people dont become "big boned" individuals
>>89373197It's ok. I think people like it because it's oniony and greasy.
>>89373749They do already actually, but maybe it's not available everywhere.
>>89365883but not even the alderson computing complex can run it...
>>89355519Gura would win every game, she is very good at lying to us
Love this shark
>us
>you
>>89375499Let me guess, you are one of those idiots that ate up the "my family made me a SURPRISE visit on Christmas" excuse
>>89375737Yeah, you're definitely retarded. Thanks for confirming.
Spank this shark.
Absolutely spank this shark.
she's been literally begging for it