>What is /tingles/?/tingles/ is a thread to discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR. Be it short audio roleplays or lengthy audio trigger sessions.>Can I shill my oshi here?If she does ASMR somewhat regularly at least, sure. The minimum is at least once every other week.>Can I talk about corpo vtubers here?As long as they fulfill the above requirements.>What about lewdtubers?Sure.>What kind of ASMR is the best?It depends.>Who's live right now? Any lists?https://vt.rita.moe/?tag=genre:ASMR&tag=lang:Englishhttps://vt.rita.moe/?tag=thread:/tingles/More lists to come. Probably.>How to archive?https://aysra.github.io/archive/https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide>Friends of /tingles/>>>/vt//vag/>>>/vt//vrex/>>>/vt//v4m/>>>/vt//jidf/>>>/vt//uoh/>>>/vt//shon/>>>/vt//tsunx/>>>/vt//corpo/>>>/vt//asmr/>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//lig/>>>/vt//pxl/We have yet to find more. (´･ω･`)Previous thread: >>89273479
What are we listening to tonight?
*cums*
>>89338193Mari part 1&2 of her cuck asmr
i love menis
sex
>>89338193im gunna listen to the 2nd half of Ayu's last asmr I didnt finish
Asmr to forget about my misery?
>>89338193seems to be a slow night so i'll start going through the vods in picrel. if anyone has a favorite amongst them lemme know.
https://www.twitch.tv/nyhasmr
>>89339594You have no idea how little that narrows it down.
>>89340110Is this "Just Chatting" stream
miwa was horny today huh
>>89342904not that much
>>89342506she got new mods and the retards keep making conversation
This thread will be better
not a pissfag?
https://www.twitch.tv/riza
>>89340110Haven't watched her in a bit now but the blabbering has gotten really really bad, huh?
need a chuuba that growls and makes sex noises ASMR
>>89343166>get new mods>they instantly feel special to the point of ruining the streamTo the surprise of fucking no one
>>89344034It's been an hour of NO ASMR. Even fucking Aluei has done more
>>89343166not her fault if people respond to her, she's the one who keeps talking
>>89342904was she? I've seen her hornier
>discountass veibae
>>89344453their fault*
>>89344413>>89344034yeah I do remember her actually doing a lot more ASMR in the past kek.even HalO does more ASMR than this in her streams
>>89344413>I praise Aluei>she started her endless yap fuck me
>>89345489kek
>so yeah>mhm
I wanna her nyh's pussy and moans so bad!Hurry up and do fansly streams!And don't use a vibrator it ruins the immersion
Woo!
>>89347583she should celebrate with ear licks!!or a sexy patreon stream!
>>89347602
aHR0cHM6Ly9waXhlbGRyYWluLmNvbS9sLzRKWTRiZ0tCI2l0ZW09MTM2around 1:38:20.PLEASE I NEED MORE LIKE THIS!!!Orgasm denial / forced edging is so fucking hot and makes me shoot 5 times as hard! It's way hotter than countdowns, though you can even follow it up with a countdown for extra power.Menace or Miwa if you're reading this please consider it, it's even on the lower spectrum of lewd things you can do and it's easy to get away with..
>>89348061has halo done anything sexy lately anyways?
wat da heck it's just mp4
>>89348061my fair menace is a pure maiden, please refrain from uttering her name with such vile acts.
>>89348764nobody with breasts this big and suckable can be pure
>>89348764She talked about piss asmr today, so...
>>89348965it's more like a eve in the streets, lilith in the sheets (with me) kinda thing if you feel me.
>>89348764Then explain this
>>89349509>>89349553ok shut tHE FUCK UP
might be a longshot but does anyone have this vod?
>>89349587i didnt know she even did asmr, I like her though
>>89348336if you're using firefox, try with chrome
>>89348061things were going so well then some moron started talking about her hair classic
>>89348764nice try t**st, but she's gonna make us all cum next wednesdayyou can scream and send superchats from your cuck chair all you want but you can't fight fate
>>89351200your t**stposting is more cringe than my avatarposting dude get a hold of yourself jesus christ
https://twitter.com/_Porkshack/status/1855995314366284040
>>89337953my beautiful, cute and amazing wife on the OP :)
Menace tweeted out her nude daki, I don't get where people think she's against this sort of thing. She wants to make us cum and always has.
Can't get Menaces huge bazongas out of my mind...
>>89353081The retweet? If so, we need to start guiding her better in those streams.
>>89353281https://x.com/menmakii/status/1822721694831665403?t=AeF77Pfg2eekgDfCV3IU7w&s=19
>>89352046>>89353811Why the fuck does artist always forget the bite mark. It's literally the main reason on what makes her model so hot
>a sneezed was heard from Aluei's stream>she went quiet for a whileThe chat is ignoring it too
>>89354492sorry bro ill try to plug my nose next time
https://files.catbox.moe/q4urc8.mp3even this slut knew countdowns end at zero
I'm gonna be honest with you lads, I NEED Menace to give me a lap pillow.She'd sit down on the couch, slightly bashful over the fact that, due to her short stature, the gap between the underside of her tits and her soft lap measure not even enough to fit a grown man's head. I'd slide in and she wouldn't even have to do anything, just let her heaving chest rest firmly on my face, smothering me unconscious.
>>89354652who is this????
>>89354652>>89354783also im a masturbation expert and this is not real pussy noises
>>89337953I need to impregnate this woman
>>89354689yeah, fair enough. idk how a maid standing 4'11 with a rack like that could even be upright, the milk should just slosh her right over. that's the funny thing about her model though, she's canonically supposed to be a dipshit and the massive rack plays into that because her tits are so abominably large that it would make maid work difficult. i think the only thing she would be good at is being cute and also possibly rendering me unconscious with those milkers.
>>89354783>https://files.catbox.moe/q4urc8.mp3Kiki
>>89354822ok Johnny Sins
is it too much to ask for a vtuber that does sloppy blowjob noises
>>89355216which kiki? couldn't be the rabba
>>89355599that's why people like ear licking and mouth sounds, anon. that's also why i don't generally enjoy videos with those "triggers", the only thing they're really meant to trigger is a hard dick. yes, every once in a while there's a chuuba who manages to pull it off as genuinely relaxing, but it's few and far between.
>>89354822no way does *any* vtuber go to the trouble of either hunching over a mic to make noises while, uh, making the wet noises; or set up a second mic under the desk to record the audio there. it's got to be some kind of backing track. there must be some kind of stock audio service for pussy noises, or an industry standard foley method for pussy noises
>>89353081so where's the patreon or whatever for audio that gets you bonked everywhere else
>>89355599there was a jp esl that did it but she got a bf and stopped streaming
>>89353811Is the nude side fucking lactating?
>>89337953Alias is pure sex.
>>89354492She has a boyfriend lol. She mentioned it in some of her older streams. Don't really watch her anymore because she's a terminal yapper now.
ngl I really want mommy's milky
>>89355807no, in the real ones they either just pick the 3DIO up with one hand (it comes off the stand, you can see how in countless asmr thots on twitch) and move it by their pussy or they rest it on their tummy / chest vertically so one ear is towards them and the other is towards their pussy.. or they just put it on the ground and sit on the ground too when they masturbate.there's also other methods that require higher skill levels.I know this cause ive watch countless videos of Japanese ASMR sluts (who also vtube).its just obvious the kiki one is fake because of a few reasons:>the loudness of her "pussy noises" was too high while her voice was also loud (impossible as there has to be a compromise if you're holding it on your torso)>the pussy noises were too squelchy and slimy sounding, more akin to a cup of slime
>>89355599yes
>>89357080another reason its obviously fake is cause it's kiki, nothing more needs to be said
>>89356635the lactation is optional I think>>89355746>that's why people like ear licking and mouth soundsno, I like it cause its intimate and gives me the tingles the most.unless your dick is growing out of your ear, ear licking makes sense as blowjob sounds.I listen to "popsicle sucking" or something like that time riro ate a banana for that
>>89357207makes no sense*
>>89357080I do know what "real" pussy sounds like too anon :) but if you thought the squelchy sound is fake then you still need to listen more :(
>real pussyWe are infested with normalfags go away
>>89358324I prefer to listen to real pussy noises and not pseudo-pussies.
everybody dies asmr
>>89352046noice
>>89359575I'm interested
>>89355807>no way does *any* vtuber go to the trouble of either hunching over a mic to make noises while, uh, making the wet noises; or set up a second mic under the desk to record the audio there. why are anons so confident in their ignorance
Funny cleaninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoyKgZd1SBk
>>89364059Sexo
>>89362645These are the same anons who will desperately try to convince you that corpo girls masturbate during their asmrs too
The cosmos owes me a miwa gf who bathes me in sloppy kisses every night
>>89348061Too much yapping
>>89366489yeah me
>>89366489Just get a dog.
>>89350153she has done a bunch actuallybut i cant find any of the vods, only clips
>>89367884it's just not the same..
this was very nice: https://youtu.be/oV0WGHuIj0U?si=61ZRtnH-icNVau0_Nene’s stuff is really comfy
>>89370682She should change her thumbnail to be only filled with her equipment price
I like when chuubas go mmmmwah...good...good... just relax... and then do breathing sounds in one ear and fiddle with the other ear at the same time.
What the fuck is this thing
>>89371691literally my girlfriend. be nice
>>89371691She is cute.
>>89367884I have a dog, and he made me realize having wet ears is actually really gross feeling and that I wouldn’t actually like ear licking IRL.
How many times does menis say "I dunno" in one chatting stream?
>>89372782abundantly but she's cute so it's fine. there's also these >>89345569
>>89372943>Read this>She goes "so yeah"kek
Menace is a JPchad... It's so over...
this guy is literally what he said
>>89371796Did your heart skip a beat at this?
>>89373155He is getting btfo'd if he doesn't realize it
>>89373007i love my very real and true girlfriend's mannerisms.
>>89372782she just doesnt know
I feel like Menace has a lot of contempt for her audience.
>>89373569Really? What else do you feel, faggot?
>>89373569She wants to be corrected
Anon's ex-wifehttps://www.twitch.tv/saltysoya
so what are the chances Miwa is saying the dirtiest stuff when she's mumbling? she did say some shiko shiko during her members so she knows what's up
>>89373164yes, it skips many for my gf
>>89373569in fairness chuba viewers aren't very likeable. not me tho.
Menace has baby fever...
>>89376363Yep and it's something you're never going to satisfy.
>>89375705I liked when she went "when I'm in the shower, I..." and then covered my ears so I wouldn't hear the rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8p5BdRhlA4What is she missing?
>>89375705she's the horniest of all but just hides it. that's for sure
>>89337953I want to win the next auction for her panties.
>>89375705She's bunnycunny and she knows it. Her wet mouth is made for giving pleasure.
>>89376363She's talked about it before, usually during her drunk streams. She's a hot girl, she loves family life, she has wife skills, and there is nobody in her life who can give her what she needs. She literally ideal, and she'd already be married with three kids if it were 30 years ago.I sometimes wonder where all these vtubers are going to end up in life. They can't all be groomed into becoming a trophy wife for some ESL oil baron. It's going to be real interesting to see what happens over the next 10 years or so.
>>89380509Menace's issue is she has delusional standards paired with aspergers She probably got pretty depressed when she did her meet and greet at offkai and everyone who showed up was an obese autist, she used to seem like she was banking on bagging a well to do fan
>>89381268You sound like a woman
>>89381461Maybe he is a fat ugly bastard and Menace is simply not into those anime characters?
>>89381461You already laid out exactly why Im rightYou dont even need examples of things shes said on stream, if she looks the way she does and has the values she does, and lived the majority of her life in high population areas, why isnt she married?
/tingles/ - Highschool Girl Gossip (But It's Adult Men Instead)
>>8937823330 minutes in, this is just talking.
>>89382133that's the entire board lmao
>>89382133First time on four chan?
>>89381268>everyone who showed up was an obese autistkek. no wonder they think of "shadowy figures" when doing asmrs and shit. con-goers represent the true bottom of the barrel human anatomy
can you guys tell me if Miwa’s member is good
>>89383233Same as her public stuff so far.
>>89383336which is good
>>89381268She did a loving ASMR as Coni right after Offkai and talked about it excitedly and still does. You sound like a woman or an ugly bastard.
>>89355703The pink ntr one
>>89384747Oh ew
is she doing a talking rp asmr or what
>>89376691such a tease....
>>89384951She's cuddling with me, her loving husband.
>>89379901yeah, to me
>>89385138no me
>>89378233her audio setup is terrible and she doesn't really know how to do triggers.she's missing a lesson from pillow and some money for better equipment. also should learn how to configure her settings
>>89384951cuddly pillow talk, it says right there
>>89385281so I can ask how comfy her cunny feels...
Guys and girls, this is another reminder to support your asmrtists and lewdtubers by making sure they end their countdowns at 0, not 1Not only does it allow for everyone to know exactly when to cum and not get confused while edging themselves near 2, zero also just sounds much better to repeat than oneOne doesn't give a sense of finality while zero allows you to know for certain the countdown has come to an endThere is no reason to end the countdown at 1 besides a sense of tradition brought upon by bigger lewdtubers like Anny or Melody who used to end their countdowns at oneEven riifu, or stronny, has learnt to correct her old ways of ending countdowns with one, and has started counting down to zero. It takes wisdom and flexibility to learn from past mistakes and adapt to a new environment of vtuber JOIsWe cannot be stuck in our old ineffective ways of uncertainty and unreliability It's time to make zero the industry standard in both EN and JP asmr, where no man needs to be confused or hesitate when they're meant to be enjoying themselves to the fullest within those last few seconds before their climaxesAsmrtists, remember, end your countdowns with 0, not 1
>>89385332i'm not even masturbating to asmr lol
daily 0schizo melty
>>89385332i was listening to someone the other day. she goes:>4, we are almost there*skips 3* (hot)>2>1, it's not done yet>0*keeps going a bit*>i love you>*kiss*that's fucking perfect and BASED as hell. not only clear and concise communication but doesn't rush you AND finishes with a cherry on top. she even brought paper towel to clean up the mess, such a sweetheart.
Does someone have Kou Mariya archives?
>>89386365>doesn't link it
>>89385326you can slowly advance your hand down to her thighs and pleasure her while you cuddle to get her in the mood
>>89385332I concur with this schizo, though I'll also add that they should do ORGASM DENIAL / FORCED EDGING throughout the experience before they get to the countdown
>>89386876the best way to do edging is when they're counting down, and they start bring out the>Threeeeeee>Twooooooo>Oneeeeeee>One point fiveeeeeDiamonds.
>>89386803i will once i remember her name. it was a link from here.
>>89387114Zenya...
>>89385332I nominate this schizo for Mayor of Cum. It's good to see a candidate who turns their mental illness into positive action.
Menace member tomorrow? Anything new on the lewd earlick countdown stuff?
>>89388061She said today she wouldn't do it because of /here/ leaks
>>89388216What leaks? Bullshit.
Toast is Menace's boyfriend
can confirm im menace's chair
Realizing how much I like Goomi. She's so good at straddling the line between soft speech and whisper.
i wonder what the biggest cock miwa took in her life was. i bet she loved getting hammered with that thing.
>>89388708I'm average actually, but she still loves it.
Why do people like miwa anyways, I can't even understand anything she says
she has a wet mouth
>>89388989Why do you post this every day
brat muting to pee..
i'm dying, lads
>>89388708>i wonder what the biggest cock miwa took in her life was6.1 inches in length and 5.5 inches in girth
>>89388989cause she's cute, intimate, and one of the best at ASMR triggers
>>89337953take off uoh please
>>89391128kek. you mad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fki_R4edmS4REM live
Miwa is being affectionate and asking for kisses.
>>89385332This man will run for president and his slogan will be "Make countdowns great again"
why do you livepost
>>89391632It's fun
>>89391632to make people curious and get her (hopefully) a few extra members
>>89391816that's such a retarded reason
I think we can safely say miwa's a full on gfe asmrtist now
>>89391816If you want to bait people into membering just say she's shlicking on stream.
Can't believe Miwa brought her Lovense to members stream, join in guys!
>>89391993sometimes being more subtle works too. HOLY FUCK MY DICK
Unremarkable
>>89392223>who asked
are we supposed to rape her I don't get it
>>89392179>HOLY FUCK MY DICKthis works well, I've baited SO many people into membering in other generals with it
>>89391990>nowanyone who does intimate cuddly close ASMR is GFE already
>>89392429but then they leak the stream out of spite
>>89392421now you touch her body and slowly start rubbing her clit while she's drifting off.she'll wake up super horny and surprised, then you go in for the deep french kiss and grope her body more while little moans and gasps escape her lips
>>89392421I've kinda been wanting to hornypost in the chat but I'm a newfag and I'm guessing these few guys are her regulars so I just stay quiet.
>>89392699she doesn't stream much on youtube anyways so you can just say you're a regular with a different youtube username
>>89392699I know only a single person in that chat idk
Watch REM
>>89393229she does good triggers but I need my intimacy..
>>89392699I'll get your foot in the door just stick with the other anons
man I wish that miwa stream lasted for at least 6 hours..that was so nice and cute though, I loved it. only thing that would have made it better would be working this >>89392546 into it somehow but that's just wishful thinking
>>89393229I did, until I noticed I'm not into ironic zoomers.
>>89393818anon, her "lewdness" got to this point from a loooong way. It's a very slow process, but I unironically think she wants more and she's just shy.
>>89394004if she stealth rubs one out during something like this one day (maybe with some implicated RP) so we get some bated breaths and stifled moans i'd be happy, no pressure though I already love her kisses and licks
I'm not erping along with a bunch of other dudes in chat sorry it's just fucking gay. I'll still masturbate if you get her to do anything tho, I'll just close the chat if that day comes
Asnr is for RELAXATION AND SLEEPyou do NOT goon to asmr.
>>89394448yes, I do not goon to asmr but I want to lewd miwa
>>89394362faggot, you don't need to ERP just compliment the girl..say "this is so good" or "she's so cute guys" or "i love the way she does x". >>89394448actually it's for gooning THEN relaxation and sleep via aftercare.I can't even sleep without masturbating anyways
>>89339990Sunday ASMR mostly rubbing, Cuddly Lovey Positive affirmations, Kisses ASMR for a good night.
>>89394448But why not both? Some ASMR for sleep, some for lewd. And some for storytelling/RP.
>>89394695it's a whole medium!>>89394362honestly I wish more people would just say SOMETHING in chat, I feel bad when the girl's chats are dead or super slow so I feel inclined to talk more even if I want to relax
>>89394485>say "this is so good" or "she's so cute guys" or "i love the way she does x".Nah nigga that's even worse cause you know what the guy's trying to get atAgain you do you, I'll just fap when the time comes
>>89394929it's better to give some sort of feedback, even if it's just emojis so the girl knows people are liking what she's doing and that people are listening.it's all part of the experience and makes it more enjoyable on their side
>>89394929i think you're actually gay and in denial.
>>89395016Why are you focusing on the pleasure of others during ASMR? I'll send a nice comment after the fact, but during an ASMR stream I am completely zoned out. I couldn't even think of writing in chat.
>>89394929Immediate feedback is good. I don't know what you're trying to cook here.
>>89395142Same
Isn't tomorrow D-Day? Why are you fapping
>>89395142>Why are you focusing on the pleasure of others during ASMR?of course id want the chuuba to feel more pleasure and fun during it, it makes the experience better for me.. otherwise it's like having sex and the person lays there like a dead fish.unless by "their side" you thought I meant other chatters lol, I meant the chuuba. guess I should of said "her" sorry tranny lingo slips in sometimes.
>>89395357No tomorrow is the 13th
>>89395357im canadian
>>89395357I thought that was like 80 years ago
>>89388216Not only did she not say this, but she's now doing a guerilla stream tonight too
>>89396704She HATES that anon
>>89396704Unlucky I gotta sleep, guess I'll leave yt-dlp and hope it doesn't shit itself
>>89385332o7
Does this Pillow stream count as ASMR?
>>89386876I concur with this anon too :)
https://www.twitch.tv/kittyflutevtshe might be ending soon though
>>89396704How do I know what tier this is for if I'm already in the highest one?
>>89387114I like being told to slow down and stop completely though
>>89397760
>>89396704>Member’s onlyI understand a girl has to eat, but two separate membership tiers on youtube, a Kofi, Throne, a different site for tips and subbing on Twitch seems like a lot. I just wanna watch most of menace’s stuff and not have “poor” stapled to my username on 3/5 sites.
>>89397760I just copy paste the URL in a incognito window
>>89397880>>89397847KEK that made me feel so stupid, ok I guess.
>>89397760Anon... you aren't very bright huh
>>89397849have you thought about not being poor?
>>89397849To be fair, the membership tiers are to filter homosexuals who hate lewd, the kofi is an alternative to youtube taking half of it, she doesn't advertise her throne at all, and her twitch has no membership streamsIf you've watched her for any amount of time, you know she just appreciates being watched at all, and reads gray names just as much as greenWho cares what other people in her chat think of you?
>>89397975I just feel dumb paying anything for ASMR when I can get a virtually infinite amount of it for free from other girls. Like, do I love Menace’s members ASMR so much more than Nene’s public stuff that I’m willing to pay $10+ a month to watch more menace instead? And how soon should I cancel if she goes on a hiatus? And will I feel ripped off when someone inevitably posts a pirated VOD? This is why I usually stick to being a cheapass grey.
>>89397849You make it sound like you have to do all of that at once, all I do is member
>>89398504>And will I feel ripped off when someone inevitably posts a pirated VOD?dumb take, you sub to support her, obviously it can be pirated dumbass
>>89398673>you sub to support herI just can’t get to that point. I’m not a charitable guy. I want something I can’t get any other way when I pay for it, and I want the value to be worth it for me.
>Zenya will not create masturbation audioWhy fucking go on
Millie Positive Affirmations https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nd_mOfiZmA
>>89399239Isn’t she evil?
>>89399089Zenya already found some oilers that bought her a Ryzen 9 so she can play those 90s shooters. She doesn't need to do any more lewd stuff and risk a ban, and seems to be on a campaign to clean her image.It was good while it lasted, time to jump ship
>>89399319No she's just Filipina.
>>89394448anon here thinking i would goon to a random ASMR chuuba.....
>>89399319Hot
>>89399319all streamers are, some are better at hiding it
>>89399319Her mouth is evil to my penis.
>>89399453>all streamers areOkay, then what tremendously evil thing has pillowdear done? What are her sins?
>>89399583made me love her
>>89399583Only did a single reverse yandere video and took it down
>>89399089>>89399358then what's this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0FYOBCBC8
>>89399089she's been adamant about that for ages, she's always just wanted to be sussy but not go full sex>>89399319yeah
>>89400305This is her inviting me to masturbate for her. I need her to masturbate for me.
Menace is live and ovulating
Menasu is giving me, specifically, kissies.
>>89400305A Deadlock stream.
>>89400440She can't be ovulating every ASMR stream...
I cannot see the new tier, the option is greyed out, why.
>>89400914Doesn't that mean you have it already?
>>89400907sure she can!
>>89400976No, i have the old tier.
>>89401272No...think about all the wasted eggs...
>>89401592don't worry I'm fertilizing every single one
>>89400440Inb4 the homo Toast ruins it
>>89401846stop fantasizing about his cock and just edge your own
>>89400914I get that on desktop I had to upgrade on mobile
I love Menace so much
This new menace asmr arc is making me fall back in love with her its so over
Where the fuck has this been hiding for so long, how did she learn how to be so sexy all of a sudden
>>89402018yeah it's over for me
>>89402317She had a good trainer, me
Goddamn, really getting my money's worth
>>89399239Millie live again but no talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqWPtj0c0z0
>>89402317always has been, she just wasn't this forward before
>I know how men areActual seductress
holy fuck it's like she got possessed by a succubus
ok drop a 10minute clip from the menace stream and if its good i'll sub
>>89403395No?
>>89403395kill yourself
>>89403440>>89403467then stop livepostingim not dropping 10$ without knowing if its good or not
>>89403505>Implying I need your permission to do things
>>89403505>stop live posting Nigger if i was actually liveposting every time she said something erotic I would be posting on cooldown with four phone and a smart fridge
Archive anons better be doing your thing, right?
Anyone else buffering nonstop?
>>89403911nah>>89403720yeah
Smellfags winning
If she deletes this im going go shoot myself
https://www.twitch.tv/denpafishhttps://www.twitch.tv/nyhasmr
We won
>>89399239>Positive informationI expect it to go "It's okay anon, the clique doesn't exist" "It's fine anon you won't graduate even if you do something stupid~" "Don't worry~ The management gave you permission to listen to ASMR~"
>guerilla lewd asmr on ryan goslings birthdaywdsmbt
4 years ago I wouldn't listen to ASMR because I thought it was cringe coomer garbagethen I listened to ear cleaning and tame stuff and thought it was pretty niceI haven't felt the way Menace is making me feel about a person in a long, long time.jesus christ what the fuck happened to me
I have the answer on the best one.>3>2>1>0>pew pew...pew pew pew <3
>>89405345welcome to the club ryan
>>89405345you stopped being gay
Jokes on you, Menace. I already blew my load like an hour
Menace will make me cum tomorrow.
holy shit menace
How is Toast handling this
That was awesome, I can't wait for tomorrow...
If my oshi finds out I'm listening to this it'll be bad
i love my very real and true girlfriend menis
>>89404889Fuck she's amazing.. literally words can't describe how incredible she is
Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I am actually going to do stuff for her tomorrow because she told me to.
>>89405345you became based and stopped being a fag
>>89407048well I'm already working tomorrow so I'll be doing that!im seriously not going to be able to think about anything but her though
going to a job interview tomorrow, if i get hired i will donate to menace
>>89407145do it anyway. it will encourage her!https://ko-fi.com/menmakii
you guys better send her maros, she literally asked for them
It's my birthday tomorrow so I took the day off & now add Menace!? I really couldn't have gotten any luckier.
I had no idea how much I needed this. What I was missing. I feel so invigorated and ready to take on anything in the world. Like a missing part of me has been found. I could win a fight against a grizzly bear right now.Where do I find a girl like Menace? I would move mountains for her. Fight to the end of the Earth for her. Put myself in the face of Death to find her. Do anything for her. Just to have her praise me and hold me and affirm me every night like that.
>>89407331what kind of maros
I love my sexy smelly sweaty female gaze having oshi
>>89407399>what kind of marosholy shit her audience really is dense
>>89407473i wasn't watching that's why i asked
>>89404793You should archive it if you're worried about it.
>>89407473I was too horny to pay attention
Some really nice ASMRs today, I'm happy
>>89406853>girl is being sexy>you're thinking about a dudeThat's kinda gay, man...
>>89407376Florida, apparantly
>>89406853This anon may be genuinely gay
>>89407752not worth moving to florida to find a menace..
>>89407788>go to disney world, the best part of Florida>acquire loving, supportive, erotic shortstack GF>return homeSeems like a good plan to me.
>>89407752wait I live in floridathough i assume she's in central florida
why isn't mozzu as sexy as menace? they even live together it's not fair
is mozu okay with all this isnt she anti gfe are they fiting agbout it?
>>89407890Her family is white trash so probably not
>>89407968Menace is sucking away Mozzu's sexiness
>>89407376The answer to this is the same as its always been, you won't because except for the short periods of time where she puts on normie camo to blend in long enough to get something done, she's stuck inside playing videogames and meatgazing pictures of Leon or something. The curse of vtubing is that it brings very cute women to your attention that you can almost never truly find.
>>89408039ehh that could be central, but more likely north florida then
>>89408033>isnt she anti gfeshe's just a hypocrite with it
fuck off doxfaggots
>>89407968Mozzu used to be but she had one too many meltdowns and doesn't have the emotional energy to be sexy anymore
>>89408162maybe with Elia gone she'll get horny again
Mercy is doing Positive Affirmationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIbjA5Jk7qY
AAAAHH WE'RE DO I GET A CUTE LITTLE BASED SHORTSTACK WIFE?!
>>89408063I refuse to accept your answer. I had almost given up, but I have newfound energy. I WILL find my own Menace. I WILL have my happily ever after. I'm not going to accept a reality without it anymore.
I'm honestly just scared she'll regret being like this.. I've experienced it happening already once before with her pre-coni days
That was a nice blow
>>89408599Positive reinforcement is the only way. Appeal to that self esteem, make her feel special.
>>89408831how do you beat negativity when she doesn't block people and they have free reign
>>89408820who did you blow bro?
>>89408888Beat them in passion, frequency and length of message.
>>89408888there's one REALLY epic and truefire way to fix it all.you wanna know what it is..?delete marshmallow and stop using it
>>89408599She's just being herself now, she doesnt have to hold back anymore. She likes making us feel good.
>>89409000i hope so cause i really love this
menace should give me access to her email so i can fight the antis on her behalf
Is there a list of nono words for marshmallow somewhere? I can't get mine to send.
>>89409061Menace should give me access to her vagina and she won't need to listen to antis anymore
>>89409160just write in 1337 sp34k it works everytime
>>89408599cherish what you have now and stop worrying about the future anon, it makes you anxious.
>>89409160What words are you trying to send her if it's getting filtered?
>>89409252>>89409197I don't know it's not even anything that risqué.
>>89409252"boobies" and "penis"
>>89409319If you're using the actual term ASMR, try taking that out, I remember someone having an issue with that at one point.
>>89409160If they pay $5/m for it there are NO FILTERS, smut away free in your oshi marshmallow and if you don't the notification that she liked it or replied to it (you can respond to marshmallow fully private without any retweet if it was sent as signed user, you have an answered tab in your inbox) then she is a whore
>>89409160not an extensive list but fuck, rape, cock, dick, penis, kill, pussy, cunt, shit, faggot, whore, child (i think, not sure) all get filtered, as you would imagine.
>>89409590You are lying on the internet.
>>89409722Go read what marshmallow premium does
everyone just shut TF up & be cool. just chill.
>>89409703why would "child" get filtered?
>>89410024>>89410024>>89410024
>>89409357>>89409703Well I don't know what's wrong. I even opened a different browser and sent a message to myself "hello good evening" and I didn't get anything in my inbox. And yes my message settings are as lax as they can be. I'm just gonna send it and hope it goes through I guess.
>>89409924beats me man. i had a maro go through only when i changed child to ch1ld. maybe filter settings?
>>89409590>you can respond to marshmallow fully privateWait really?Are there any girls that actually use this or would I just be throwing my money away
>>89410095>I'm just gonna send it and hope it goes through I guess.Just keep sending to yourself until you can make it workMaro can decide the most random words are haram Even censoring words doesn't work all the time
>>89410265the only one I can think of who uses it is an /uoh/ chuuba whom I cant remember right now
>>89410265That's actually real. I've had Miwa respond to me in private once
>>89410265NTA but yeah. We had many melties over this in /vag/ lol it was amazing to see.
>>89410334Man I've been fucking around with this for like 30 minutes now. Even copypasting maros she's answered before don't get sent to me. Something must be screwed up. It's already really late and she would want me to get a good night's sleep so I can be the best I can tomorrow. I'm just gonna sent it and hope it's an issue with my account receiving messages.
>>89411168she blocked you bro, try a vpn
