How does one turtle get so many girls?
>>89387998>If he can fix a moody, bucket of bolts he can fix me>noombers >free content and clips of another vtuber who may be an AI or a girl who's completely lost itpick 1
What type of person would make a vedal catalog thread with such image and text? Is OP trying to deflect something, or is a butthurt simp of the vtubers vedal Interacts here and there?
>>89387998They like him because >successful>decently funny>very easy collab content>inoffensive/"safe"He also strikes me as someone you could possibly just walk all over while extracting as much clout and possibly money from. I bet even if one of them got together with him she would just cheat within a few weeks and he'd be too much of a pussy to break up with her. For giving him a crumb of pussy every once in a while you have access to one of the biggest vtubers & his money, all while you can go wild whenever you're not with him. Sounds pretty lucrative ngl.
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>>89387998By having two daughters. Nothing turns women on more than single fathers.
>>89394193Real? Or are you calling his chatbot his daughter.
someone post the anny ass pic
>>89395776it's part of the kayfabe
>>89387998He already has a secret irl fiance.
>>89396163It's been debunked twice already, it came from /hc/
>>89396260hi maru
>>89387998He isn't a sexpest, rare buff.
>>89390715Why does cuck shit live rent free in your head?
most based thread on the board at the moment
>>89389912The holofag who made multiple Zen vs Vedal threads decided to split his shitposting in 2 separate threads after failing to get the fanbases to fight each other.
>grifters and leeches collabing with a popular streamer for clout = they totally want to fuck himRope, shipsister.
>>89387998>is not a sexpest>artists draw him as a sexpest anyways
>>89401429they draw him as a cute femboy/twink, which he is
>>89387998who? what?
>>89387998>How does one turtle get so many girls?by not putting out
my boyfriend is so cute, but i wish they left him alone a bit he can only do so much
>>89396260Proof?
>>89387998By being interesting while not letting the success get to his head
>>89394193Real. Having a daughter proves that he has a paternal instinct and that he's used to caring for and protecting a woman already, very attractive to women.
>>89397284Bro is living the dream. King of the landmine girls.Also lol at Filian's face.
i've never really liked human vedal artmuch prefer tutel
>>89389355>>noombersthis
>>89409241The only good Vedal human art is the one Camila drew.
>>89395776the AI itself is his erp slave that he has trained on 4chan and every girl he talks to's twitch chat, he has different limits and filters on how to behave.
>>89412215based daughtercester :drool:
>>89403307this the whole bit only works if he keeps turning them down and focusing on being a workaholic (who doesn't stream 3 days in a row)
>>89387998By knowing how incredibly fucking lucky he is for this random project to blow up and make him wealthy so he's terrified of doing anything that can even remotely be considered lewd towards a woman.This then makes women feel safer around him because he's extremely nonthreatening
>>89397284You should add "Yeah, Me" for Vedal's nametag.
>>89414827That's the opposite of how women work. And frankly the girls would love to be able to freely chat with most guytubers. It's just that Vedal is the one guytuber who increases their numbers, because he's non-threatening to the male fans.
>>89387998It's like Connor, women will suck up to any male streamer who has good numbers and is open to collabing. On top of that, his fanbase loves these weird "shipping" dynamics, so if you want to get popular with them, you go along with it. Somehow he's more popular among some parts of his fanbase than Neuro is, maybe because they can self insert as him or something. That's why you get cringeworthy posts like this>>89409142Reminds me of how haremfags talk about their series
>>89397284My oshi is safe from him!
>>89387998It's the only "safe" male collab they can do to deflect "oh no I'm not doing male collabs! I'm collabing with Neuro!"
>>89418055But a lot of them collab with him solo tho
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>>89407843I think they are referring to these posts>>88995567>>88996118
>>89387998charisma
>>89387998Because he gets a lot of viewers so a lot of people see him as an easy boost. It really is as simple as that. Numerous people have been very open about how cutthroat the indie VTuber scene is and how a vast majority of "friendships" are paper thin and evaporate as soon as it loses convenience and advantage.
