>unexpected interview questions from the vtuber corpo audition
>Why is OP such a faggot?
>>89425478How would you beat Gura in terms of views
>>89425478When can your mom start streaming?
>Are you okay with wild lesbian orgies during off-collabs?
>Do you pinky promise not to be a big whore?
>>89425589just stream? it's not hard
>You don't "need-need" to live where you're currently at, right?
>>89425589Do they mean on a stream by stream basis or a total monthly views basis?
>>89427077CCV
>>89427096not possible then, the only way to compete there is either spending years cultivating an audience or a herculean marketing effort and even then it's not a guarantee
>>89425478>Are you a virgin?
>>89425478>what is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?
>>89425589Exist.
>>89428139I'm in my 40s.
>>89426915I can move anywhere.
>>89428777>777Well shit, yes you can.
>>89428743I'm not hearing a no...
>>89429824Is there a market for unconquered 40 year old ladies trying to recapture their youth through vtubing? Don't answer that.
>What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
>>89426915Why do you-you ask-question where of where I live? Are you trying to steal-take my house-home?
>>89425589Simple; Stream anywhere but Niji.
>Would you be wiling that we scan yours to make a 100% accurate on*hole / d*ldo as merch in the future?
>>89428139Steve come on
>>89430630I didn't know FF Goblins were running magic box picture girl busy-nesses!
How poor is your diet and sleep schedule?
>>89425478>How is your relationship with your father?
>Do you remember Vtubekamisama?
>>89425478Do you know how to suck dick?
>Do you have a child?
>How well can you hide using a sex toy during stream?
>>89425478Male collabs?
"What made you want to apply to nijisanji?"
>>89425478>what is your plan to get more porn than Gura?
>>89425478How old is your dog?
>>89425478>which meds are you on?
>>89428385That depends - African or European?
>What will you do when a chatter says something sexual that makes you uncomfortable?
>>89425478Can you come in for a personal interview at the CEO's house?
>>89425557>unexpected
>>89425478>Ok, so what are your personal sexual fetishes? I think we can work with those some way.
>>89425478>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Show your work.
>>89425478>Are you actually willing to stream?
>>89425478Are you REALLY a girl?
>>89426332i'll call you later>>89427077i'll call you later>>89428704i'll call you later>>89430969your hired!
>Are you okay with being sexually harassed on stream by your co workers?
>>89425478
>>89430630>he’s never heard “need need”severely sheltered autist or just ESL?
>things you can say about Watamelon, but not your girlfriend
>>89425478>Ok so how long can you hold your breath?
>>89458106Her roundness... delights me.
;?
>>89425589Unexpected?
>>89425589This is literally THE question in every single Vtuber interview.
>>89425478>what color are your sister's panties?
>>89425478What are your opinions on BL and Guro?
>>89425478>the most recent message your oshi received from manager-san
>>89468265>as per my last message, kitten...
>>89437161D*ck Masterson?
>>89468265>I love you very much. We can never let the dirty unwashed masses know of our commitment to each other. I hope you're doing well ~The Greyname Producer
>>89425478>1kg of steel or 1kg of feathers which is heavier?
>>89468265>>89425478Am I the only one who watched the British version?
>>89468265>I'll get on that after this round of LoL>01:37, 8/10/2024
>>89425478>you can really do anything for our investors, right?
>>89468265good job
>>89430095There is a market for literal 80yo obaasan vtubers>>89470879
>>89428743Are you planning children?
>>89430095Arielle, not when you're a troon.
>>89425478>do you have a twin that can stream with you?
>>89425478>are you ready to get pregnant
>>89425478>ready to start sucking?
>>89430095can we get a market of unconquered 40 year old ladies trying to recapture their youth through younger menasking for a friend
>>89430630Calm down, no ones after your warpstone. Promise, yes-yes.
"Hey I know you're interested in Japanese culture and can speak a little Japanese but how would you like to work with rappers and Koreans?"
>If you had to estimate your revenues, where would you place them on the Rushia scale ?>Same question but for your ability to not cause drama.
>TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
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>>89430630FILTHY MAN-THINGS SEEK-COVET YOUR DEN CLAN-RAT!DO NOT LET THEM TAKE-STEAL IT, YES YES!
