>What is /tingles/?/tingles/ is a thread to discuss and find English-speaking vtubers who do ASMR. Be it short audio roleplays or lengthy audio trigger sessions.>Can I shill my oshi here?If she does ASMR somewhat regularly at least, sure. The minimum is at least once every other week.>Can I talk about corpo vtubers here?As long as they fulfill the above requirements.>What about lewdtubers?Sure.>What kind of ASMR is the best?It depends.>Who's live right now? Any lists?https://vt.rita.moe/?tag=genre:ASMR&tag=lang:Englishhttps://vt.rita.moe/?tag=thread:/tingles/More lists to come. Probably.>How to archive?https://aysra.github.io/archive/https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide>Friends of /tingles/>>>/vt//corpo/>>>/vt//tsunx/>>>/vt//asmr/>>>/vt//shon/>>>/vt//vrex/>>>/vt//v4m/>>>/vt//uoh/>>>/vt//vag/>>>/vt//asp/>>>/vt//big/>>>/vt//jidf/>>>/vt//pxl/>>>/vt//lig/We have yet to find more. (´･ω･`)Previous thread: >>89660145
Lumi!
>>89691947who?
no sluts allowed beyond this line----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>89691974
I still a cute chuuba doing some neet positive affirmations asmr
>89691974's momWhoops, ma bad.
ASMR is supposed to be for relaxation
>>89692034Mio isn't a slut. She is a sex worker.
>>89692108relaxation for my dick.
i love menis
>>89692108You are never more relaxed than after shooting your goo, my dude
>>89691974Fuck off gay boy
Pillow sex.
>>89691974\thread
>>89692034>>>/vt/tsunx
>>89692149Meany for>>89692108
>>89692213That other post was gay too
>>89691947This vtuber does not do asmr and actually hates it.
>>89692246https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N49ypLC9iXoJokes on her, I came anyway
>>89692246We need an Ojisan special unit to swat her house and force her to do asmr.
>>89692359Flashbangs don't work on chinese eyes
All hail the new queen of /tingles/!
>>89692359ready and waiting.
Is it Wednesday yet?
Important poll https://poal.me/p6wud3
>>89693121Poll's closed
>>89693182nuh uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28lPsB9LGIcits out
>>89693274Yeah, my dick is out.
pillow is in my room
French wolf whoretuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peefOdrFxFQ
this is peak in vr, we need more girls to do this
>>89693274mid
>>89693121Пoмнитe, нe дpoчить дo чeтвepгa.
>>89693506give it a few years and vr asmr will be goodright now its limited by tracking, imagination and youtubes shitty bandwidthif you could be there in vrchat with her it would be 10x better already
>>89693521Menace said we can fap to her from Wednesday to Sunday. We have to start saving up our cum on Monday.
>>89693747>he doesn't want to save up a bigger load
>>89693747>edging all day monday and tuesday to blow your load all over her face at 12:01 Wednesday morning
>>89693713Its the below average "walks in and rubs your head" RP that makes this bad not the vrchat tracking
>>89693844>imagination
I didnt even notice audio satan turned itself on again
pillow kissed me
>>89693844Pillow is a realx asmrtuber, not 'get you errect' asmrtuber. Though i get errect anyway.
>>89693877or rather i shouldve said creativity
>>89693898That's why I keep hearing HalO's loud ass fan from her no talking vod. Thanks anon
https://x.com/UndeadWolfN7/status/1858217452678553668
I gotta disconnect from Menace a little I think. Shit is getting way too intense, and my autistic ass feels sick when i get too attached to a chuuba.
>Didn't get a heart on the maro I sent to menaceIt's over
>>89694155Menace has me by the balls
>jerk off to chuuba>go on with my dayIt's not rocket science to not get "attached" like a tard
>>89694237I didn't either, stop crying she doesn't want to hear about us jerking off. Save it for Wednesday and tell her during the stream she wants it then.
>>89694237Don't worry about it. I don't think anyone did yesterday. Might’ve been a lot of them that were too horny for her.
>>89694364But what if anon has wild imagination and imagines menace actually helping him during the session? Intimacy can work like drugs to some people.
>>89694364Are you sure?
>>89694364according to twitter just searching out one specific girl to get your nut off is parasocialism
>>89694521Man, I feel bad for anyone who falls for her.
>>89694237I think she didn't like maros that are way too horny. I got a heart on mine and it was just an appreciation maro
>>89694364You haven't reached that level of lonely yet clearly.
>>89694521pantyhose mega sex
>>89694590Yes I have gone through all of it, and that is my final conclusion
>echorin ear licking could happen, and soon tooSorry anon but just the thought of this is enough for me, I'm gonna sexualize your girlfriend before turning in today.
I'm normal unless I fall for someone, at which point the little demons come out and make me incredibly mentally ill. I don't know if it's a personality disorder or what but it happens with chuubas and people irl.
Rather than /menace/ shouldn't we rename to /GFE/ instead? ASMR is closely related to GFE, too.
>>89694925bpdemon
>>89694925grown ass man wrote this, btw
>>89694980Good one, anon.
>>89694925That's not very attractive, work on that
>>89694980>Should we kill this general, guise?Actually not a bad idea, I don't like the lack of gatekeeping etiquette
>>89694237>>89694473>>89694490Weird, she hearted mine
>>89694568nta but she's unironically the most goslingsafe chuber
This has to be the easiest thread to bait.
This thread is bottom of the barrel honestly. The schizos and trolls are of very low quality.
I've made a huge mistakeall this time I thought zenya was a troon
>>89695409y
>>89695409that's zen(tre)ya
>>89694237Nevermind. We're so back
>>89695517She was fucking /here/ and checked, didn't she...
>>89693121In all seriousness I wish we could close it during SEA hours. If the thread dies, don't bake until morning
>>89695409lol
>>89695654It really does attract the worst people during those hours.
>>89695409bro...
>>89695517BOTH MENACE AND /menace/ - Menace 穏 General IS /here/MENACE I WANT TO BITE YOUR TITS
I would just bake out of spite for retarded thread police ideas like that
>>89695654The thing is you retards don't realize that ASMR streams happen all the time and the thread doesn't revolve around you retards and Menace
SEAgods won
>>89695654I agree. We can just use the /asmr/ thread during SEA hours
I don't think Menace is going to be able to maintain a sane fanbase for long. She wants all of her viewers to simultaneously be hyper devoted and sexually attracted to her without feeling sad they can never be with her or being so overly attached that they can ever be hurt by something she says or does. >I want you to think of me constantly, jerk it only to me Monday-Wednesday, accept all of my affection and use it to make yourself feel more relaxed, happy and confidentContrasted against>It's escapism, you should never feel any pain or pressure from what I do, I don't want you to fall in love because you'll feel sad at your inability to be with me, I don't want to hurt you with your love being one sidedLike, there can't really be love without pain, and at this point with all she does the love is inevitable. I don't think she's gonna be able to maintain keeping her fans right on the brink between "parasocial" and "dangerously parasocial" without anyone crossing the line.
>Lumi celebrating her birthday at the peak of her popularity>Menace has to like maros of some brown undesirables telling her how much she means to them and how much they came YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>89695834post good streams
>>89696077Just be normal, schizo
>>89696157https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>89696077How hard is it to live your life and then when Wednesday comes around just play into the part? You don't need to be this autistic man, come on.
>>89696216post good asmr streamsi'm watching that already
>>89696157https://www.twitch.tv/minaowahttps://www.twitch.tv/goomi
>>89696190>>89696268I'm not saying I can't keep it together, I'm saying inevitably out of the hundreds of viewers someone won't be able to and the ensuing schizo meltdown might make Menace sad or uncomfortable.
>>89696157anon... we have a link at the OP for this...
>>89696419God I hate drama niggers who need to play psychologist on a Mongolian basket weaving site instead of just letting what happens happens.
>>89695984Seconding
>>89696433i know but linking streams encourages conversation (maybe)>>89696359mina's model looks like she's full of yabs
Is there a way to see Menace's membership archive as a non-member? I see it on a bunch of other channels, but not hers
>>89696359>goomi rancid
>>89694155wise choice my brotha
>>89696874Someone posted a way to change the playlist url into something for any channel a while back, but I forgot
>>89693362Are French women literally made only for sex?https://youtu.be/peefOdrFxFQ?t=1617
>>89696874Search her up on Holodex, you can see member vod frames on that.
Nah this thread is ass, see you faggots later.
>>89697080See you later during SEA hours
>>89696922you want to see real rancid? https://www.twitch.tv/naribooo
>>89696874https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOfcizLIjD-OMeWbdeC8UPUw
>>89697036MaybeShe teeters on the line of being unbearable with her constant woman moments She spergs out over the most random shit >>89697180>click link>great tapping>eastern european whore accent>smoochesGold
>>89697275>GoldI guess it is if you don't look at her model/stream
>>89697358>looking at asmr???Dont be silly
>>89696874Allow me to spoonfeed you, anon. Every channel with memberships enabled has a member's only playlist. You can get to it as long as you have the channel ID. How do you find their channel ID? Visit her channel, then click "...more" and then "Share channel", and then "Copy channel ID". In this case, MenaceCh's is UCfcizLIjD-OMeWbdeC8UPUwNow, you can use this to generate the members vod playlist URL. A typical YT playlist URL looks like https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAYLIST_ID_HEREThe member's only playlist ID is simply the channel ID, but with its the front "UC" replaced with "UUMO". So you slot that into the above URL, thus:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOfcizLIjD-OMeWbdeC8UPUwWorks for every channel with memberships enabled.
New globie titty monster plans to do asmr
>>89697790I hate it already
>>89697790Her ASMR is nice, but I don't think it ranks particularly high
>>89697475good to know thanks papi
>>89697949without chat interaction we wouldn't have the lewd streams we've been having
>>89696077Just jerk off and be happy retard
>>89696077Oh I'm 100% positive this Menace arc is not gonna last too long. Look at those schizos getting desperate cause she didn't like their maros (and this place is a niche as it gets)I know she has a tough skin but everyone has their limits.Perhaps lewd Menace is a November thing that she'd doing for the lulz, then in December we'll be back to Wholesomenace (I hope I'm wrong)
>>89696077shes only doing this for november
>>89696077I believe Idol will be stable again soon since the other members graduated and she'll put a stop on doing this.
>>89698954can't let marofags fester. shoot them down on sight, they're the most insufferable kind of attention whore.
>>89698954I honestly hope this is a one of (I doubt it though) horny stream. The wholesome kissing is solid on there own and the coomers will eventually get bored and move on
Embrace your crippling loneliness as a way of life. Only then will you be truly free.
>>89696419Menace has been dealing with schizos probably for even longer than (you) have been posting here. She'll be fine.
>>89700182Yes. I will drink myself into cirrhosis and die as I should.
>people in this thread believe I'd stop listening to menace if she wasn't being lewdEven if she never lets me bust a fat load to her again I'd still be happy to enjoy her wholesome stuff.
>>89700400Yeah, weird take honestly. Her wholesome stuff is super nice too.
>>89700182who asked
Miwa is so dumb I love her
I think this thread has outlived its purpose. We should all move back to /asmr/ now.
You all stay where you are
>>89701152Right behind you anon
Menace should be careful with her streams unless she genuinely wants to replace her lovely community of relatively normal people with a horde of desperate, demanding masturbation addicts from sites like SC or /tingles/. Weekly streams would definitely do that. I think she should limit it to like once every 3-6 months to keep these people well away.
Wrong, she should control my coom at least biweekly
See? This is what I'm talking about
>>89701365coomers don't turn up to normal streams. hell barely any asmr viewers do.and her SC thread is basically just links, no one is there to find someone new to watch.
>>89696102LEVELS
>>89701152Let's go back there then
>>89701606Either way I cannot imagine doing coomer streams would be very fun either if your audience was 2000 of the most desperate and autistic porn addicts on the internet spamming the chat and 50 of your actual community members. She really needs to figure out where she wants to go with this, it was already apparent in the last stream so I can't imagine how bad it will be a month from now.
https://youtu.be/A2K1PnBONxc?t=22m2snew /tingles/ thread darling!
>>89701365KILL YOURSELF I will not stand for some low T cuck like you preventing me from having sex with my maid at least once a week.As a high T alpha male, I have needs that only she can satisy now.I'll let you watch us if you be a good boy though
>>89695607She probably checked and liked them then blocked you all mellow is insidious you'll never know
>>89702357That's what the $10 tier is forAlso I'm pretty sure a lot of the chatters egging her on were her regulars so... sure there'll be the occasional rogue pajeet-tier coomer but it's not like they'll stick out when the chat's like that
>>89702357Lad fuck up and stop chatting pure shite. She's a grown woman
>>89702392Thanks for the heads up I was keeping my eyes out for a green woman after the last Anon said to look for her.
>>89701365>>89702357Let me guess, you feel the same way as pic related?
>>89702357The cool thing is that you can just not watch it, or kill yourself at any time
>>89702637>surely $10 will filter the people spending a 4 figure sum on porn monthlyThese people are complete animals. There's no paywall that could keep them away. Her community is on a death march. It's over.
>>89702719tl;dr
>>89702824Ripperinos...
>>89702835The letter is a detailed reflection and critique of the VTuber community, with the author addressing a specific VTuber ("Pina") about maintaining trust and wholesome values while discussing concerns about sexualized content and dakimakura designs. The writer emphasizes their admiration for Pina's wholesome approach but expresses dismay over choices perceived as conflicting with that image. It ends with a call to preserve community values and maintain boundaries in creative collaboration
>>89702928thank you chatgpt
Nah, brah, I'm a dominant silverback alpha male specimen, I cum buckets when girls whisper numbers to me in reverse order.
>>89701365>>89702357You make a great point. I recommend sending her a maro about it since she's probably not going to see your truthnuke here.
Hanging out in the waiting room seeing all these upgrades and members. Damn she is making Christmas bank off this asmr I'm happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VHZ9i3JWCwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxy7vx2l5NUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5ktNLJOi0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgOQ2T_NlRcShit tonight
>>89702928thanks chatgpt-kun
>>89702357ally doesnt get that many viewers i dont see why it would be different for menaceshe probably has retards demaning stuff in her dms tho like what happened with reiyu
>>89703111It's gonna be Raki for me.
>>89703097Kek I don't know who's who but I recognize random names from other chuuba chatsFunny how they're membering to her for coom
>>89702357she gets off on it retard, if that isnt obvious. even moreso if they're obsessed and in love with her.i agree though lots of shitskins have zero rizz (look at indians talking to women online for example), women get the ick quite easily if they catch too many third worlders.
>>89702928Sounds like Toast
>>89702719That's crazy. Pina? Wasn't she the one with THAT rrat? Weird that he'd sperg out over a daki.
>>89703290I wish there was a way to know how many people sign up after download leaks
New to Menace's community. Any schizo/menhera I need to watch out for?
Anyone in agreement of letting /tingles/ die after this thread and migrating to /asmr/?
>>89703648every man for himself >>89703701yes
>>89703701no /asmr/ spams huge walls of links i dont like it there
>>89703701I'm in favour of letting you die
>>89695285LMFAO!!good one
>>89703295
>>89703701>158 postsUsable enough
>yuno switching to kickgrim
>>89694892source?
>>89703816Better than Vera's bff
>>89703873/pkg/ schizo-kun... your tabs
>>89703701No one in /asmr/ wants you, stay where you are
why do phasecucks need to spam every thread with their whores when they have nothing to do with the general?Genuinely a more hateable fanbase in vtubing could not exist even if they tried.
>>89703912that's /pkg/ schico-sama to you
>>89702357T****, Menace is literally an e-prostitute why are you so obsessed? Jerk off and move on dude.
>>89694892She sort of addressed this before when someone asked her if she wanted tributes she doesn't want the sexual attention.
am i stupid? yuno isnt phase? are you stupid???https://www.twitch.tv/yunoim so confused
>>89702719holy shti dude if i ever go down this bad somebody please blow my brains out
>>89703912KekOf course the schizo who spends his days calling every vtuber under the sun a whore is jerking off to them in the asmr thread
>>89696419anon she's been doing this for YEARS, she's already had to deal with schizo meltdowns multiple times.
>>89698954unironically the solution to 90% of ANY chuubas schizo problems is just to fucking delete maro.the remaining 10% is solved by not coming /here/ and not giving them any attention whatsoever.
>>89700009unironically you need to boost your T levels, you might be on the verge of transitioning
menace newfags are in for a rude awekening
>>89698954Those anons are just creep. She liked my maro when the others were left untouched and she only liked them when they started crying here
>>89704278Vera's proudest soldier
>>89704036Oh lol in any case the guy's here anyway so I'm right on the mark
>>89697956her kisses have always hurt my ears and she doesn't do licking so meh
>>89703873>>89704036she actually went live on fansly now but its 9$ and probably not lewd
Menacefags would be left to ruin once she starts decreasing her activity as Menace
>>89703911Lumi gets plapped at cons constantly and brags to her worthless cucks about it
>>89704266QRD? As someone who started with her ASMR and stayed around for her humour and gaming streams I want to be around for a long time. I really enjoyed the until dawn and casting of frank stone streams, wish there were vods of her older playthroughs.
>>89702719holy shit, Ive never read a more autistic and pathetic youtube post in my life.. cucks like this need to fucking neck themselves. unironically 100 times worse having obnoxious redditors like this in your fanbase than coomers
It's okay if Menace fucks her biggest paypigs, I'm just here for the ASMR
>>89696559>>896962682 smartest posts in this thread.Just do this, shut the fuck up and enjoy.The way anons love turning fucking everything into drama really makes me think this board is filled with trannies
>>89703111Raki is my choice today too, she's too cute
>>89704563imagine the stds she has
>>89704890Why are /asmr/ users like this
>>89704036I was referring to the lumi cuck obviously, retard
>>89705289They hate anything EN
>>89705305
>>89704266Coomer chuubas are like strippers. You sit back, play by the rules and enjoy the show. If you're gonna catch feelings in that situation you're a weak man
>>89705289>bunch of posts liking it>pick the one guy that respectfully said didn't like it to stir shit upWhy are /tingles/ "users" like this
>>89695409Probably thinking of LittleNii
what goes through one's mind to do something like this their entire sunday?
Do you guys have a lot of sisters shitposting here too? Thought I'd find a refuge from them here.
We really should let /tingles/ die for today after Menace's stream. The current state of it isn't looking good right now. Just go to /asmr/ if anyone want to use a thread after Menace's stream.
>>89699069Idol is less than a shadow of its former self, it's as good as dead
>>89705894>raid call
Holy FUCK I get it now
>>89704610she is mozzus best friend that is all you need to know
>>89706032do you?
Where Menace...
>>89704610Sorry to ruin her for you but she has 11 toes
>>89706217
>>89706235what the FUCKIVF babies were a mistake
>>89691947Will Menace ever apologize for what she did to Lumi?
>>89706235More for me to suck on
>>89706157I'll save my detailed gushing for the next stream
do phasepags have nothing better to do than raid an asmr thread for hours on a sunday?
>>89706279Oh good you already know that part
>[Deleted]>thread goes calmTo no one's surprise
>>89706421It's lemonwhore's fags, they're still assblasted that no one from cyberlive wants anything to do with their bitch of an oshi
>>89707372You miss me? You want me to post more?
>>89707568how much does loomi seethe that menace has a better body, is more liked, and is actually white instead of pretending
>>89707808go away menace
Lumi and Menace don't even care anymore, you're fighting for the sake of nobody.
>>89707882And other lies menace tells herself
i feel like i'm missign some crucial backstory but thread is too apeshit to ask(consider i asked)
>>89707882The whole reason menace is getting a new model is because lumi still has access to slime witch
>>89708137don't bother
>>89708137It's literally nothing but schizo shit, this guy does it in basically every thread even tangentially related to Menace
>>89708137Tsunderia drama. One that caused the downfall and the other one was a casualty
>>89708217>>89708310yeah figures
>>89708137One of them was a traitor
Menacecord... after all these years you still won't admit that Lumi was right... you'd rather defend Vera and Emma than say, you know what, maybe Lumi was right. L M A O
>>89708599No one knows what you're talking about man
Frustrated miwa is so cute I want to play with her neck
>>89708599Both Menace and Lumi are someone you can't trust anyway
>>89708599Emma is a good esl whore leave her out of this
words cannot explain how much I loathe SEAnigger phasecucks, literally the absolute dregs of vtubing in every way possible.
I'm looking forward to getting my hair cut by menace!
miwa was so cute playing toobie's game today.
Anyway it's bed time for me. Any recent vods to sleep to??
>>89709941https://youtu.be/WeZcxnVdZJo
>>89709941I like Sleep Sheep >>89703111 very gentle whispers and mouth noises (pops and clicks) today
>>89709979nta but i love this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBcSzeUCCuwespecially that weird rattle when she breathes
>>89709941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vmo6QL4TRIthis does it for me lately
>>89710216ye I have her stuff archived, slept to it like 4 times already lol.btw yandere roleplay from D.K Graves just droppedhttps://youtu.be/R4E3jPMyOJw?t=747
>Menace cutting her own hairShe should have done shaving ASMR
I want to sniff and lick Menace's armpits! Yes even if they have hair!
>>89709941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLYmRbnbX4k&pp=ygUMZmFsbGVuc2hhZG93
>>89711130especially if they have hair
shoving my face in menace's #e48b83 hole and inhaling!
Menace paizuri blowjob
>>89711285Honestly what she said about not liking body hair on the opposite sex was based. I remember I used to prefer women cleave shaved until I hit early/mid 20's when all of a sudden the idea of a full bush was the sexiest things ever, and it's only gotten stronger into my 30's. I even became an appreciator of a woman with a naturally hairy butthole too.
>>89704092true but she nas never done this kind of content before, has she? and we all know coomer content attracts the worst of the worstidk, when i listen to her ramblings she sounds very mature so maybe i'm just worrying about nothing
>>89711597>naturally hairy butthole too.you HAD to fuck it up
>>89711802how bout instead of worrying, you just masturbate then go do something else. go for a walk or play a video game or something. stupid faggot
>>89711933Real and zased desuuuuuuuuu
>>89711904Sorry bro, can’t help it. Seeing a woman laying on her back, pulling her legs up and presenting her hairy pussy and ass just sends me feral. Activates something in my brain.
im sorry but any hair at ALL on a woman other than her head is absolutely repulsive. no exceptions, regardless of her age or build.
>>89711597Time flows in cycles, we're slowly coming back around to 60s and 70s levels of acceptance for body hair and I'm all for it
>>89713052I think you're lost brother, /uoh/ is down the hall and to the left
Now we're talking.
>>89713219That's still rookie numbers
These faggots and trannies need to stop posting here
>>89715585It's some low testosterone cuck that keeps posting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxy7vx2l5NUIt's not fappable but still nice
>>89711933oh I've been doing that, I just want to do it for as long as possible
>>89719919this reminds me the virtual barber shop where i got my first tingles. fucking a, good stuff
>>89718963from now on, nobody is allowed to post here unless their T levels are equal to or greater than mine
>>89721971You need the shots bro...
>>89721971I have no idea what mine is, but I know it's not at beta level
Menace kisses and positive affirmations make me hornier than earlicking
i love my very bona fide girlfriend menace so much.
positive affirmations dont really do anything for me but the shampoo was really nice, turned my brain into mushthe sub was defo worth it
Come check out MY girlfriend in like 30 mins!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm5ktNLJOi0
>>89723711but Raki's already MY girlfriend though?
>>89723711I will check out your company whore
>>89723815that's okay we can share her!
really don't wanna sound like a colossal fag, lewd stuff is nice and all but the soul needs more of these bros.
>>89723852A balance of everything makes the perfect ASMR chuuba.Menace is quickly becoming the goddess of it
>>89723852Menace can do both, and that's what's so great about her
>>89723852yeah....
>>89724002She's perfect.
>>89723852Variety is the spice of life
>>89723852Imo that's how it should be on the EN side. Lewd should be the cherry on top of a great, cute, loving vtuber.This Menace arc has just made me really, really fucking miss when my oshi could do the same...
>>89723850I'll take her butthole
>>89724140>This Menace arc has just made me really, really fucking miss when my oshi could do the sametabemono..?
>>89724187perfect, I hate poo so this works out great
>>89724140I hope you weren't at Tabemonofest and listening to Menace at the same time....
>>89723933>>89724002>>89724082amen. her voice is really fitting for both too, which is a nice plus for her but horrible for my sanity.
its so jarring how youtube streams will just autoplayim always wondering where the fuck the noise is coming from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZMwoeA7-5UI'm sure this is someone's wife, and she's live.
Reminder that Menace is NOT your wife and she will not say "I love you". Do NOT fall in love with Menace. She wants you to be happy, and falling in love with Menace is not the path to happiness.
>>89726867Menace my future ex-wife~
>>89726867too bad, i'm ride or die baby girlalso remember to kill every marofag ever
>>89727042>>89727048She's just trying to save you from the pain of being a Gosling!Save yourself before it's too late!
>>89726867based business woman
>>89726867>no kissing or holding hands creepBrutal return to reality...
>>89726867What I get from this is that Menace is for pinning down and breeding exclusively
>>89726474>I'm sure this is someone's wifegod I feel sorry for that man
>>89726867she's my favorite of all my many wives!
>>89727474>Save yourself before it's too late!too little too late for that
FUCK Raki is so cute, if she did ASMR weekly at least she'd be perfect
god I love getting all my intimacy from zoomer girls larping as anime women with a microphone that looks like human ears!life is so good
Milliehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZMwoeA7-5U
>>89727474i know what im about
>>89728151Look man this is the future, you've gotta learn to live with it
seems like a lot of girls are getting hornier lately, something going on with the alignment of the planets or something?
Different kinds of ASMR for different needs. I like my lewd maid begging for my exclusive lust, and I like my cute raccoon gf kissing and cuddling me to sleep. I don't need everything to conform to a single standard.
>>89728354Full moon this weekend + it's a supermoon + they know it's NNN and they want to get guys off
yeah venus is in perfect alignment with uranus which means that theyre all horny for anal
>>89724368Of course not. I listened to my archive of it after tabemonofes
>>89728151>>89561627
>>89728425ahh, that explains a lot
>>89728405the maid does what the raccoon is doing right now too.raki could be on menaces level if she went more sex sometimes and if she did ASMR more often, she's already really really good
>>89728483If it's any consolation, there are already too many humans on Earth and you're probably only going to live for another 40-50 years anyway. Any contribution you feel the need to make would be neither needed nor noticed.
https://litter.catbox.moe/owun64.mp4me, menace and our daughter.
>>89728829Absolutely uncanny and horrifying beyond my ability to properly articulate, but also strangely cute and demure. I would be okay with this future.
>>89728829would sex both of them ngl
Alright Menace-bros, it's time to save up our cum for Wednesday. It's what Menace wants, do it for her.
>>89723852I appreciate girls who willingly hold the cold heavy metal earhead all for me to enjoy heart beats
>>89728829I think these would be hotter if they were completely faceless. The tech to replicate anime irl just isn't there yet
>>89728664>>89728664Sure, but I'd rather they do what they prefer and be genuine in the pursuit, rather than pander to my interests. If my seiso oshi is going to be lewd, I want her to do it to satisfy her own needs too. That's how you get those rare, explosive moments with Menace, Mono, Riro, etc, that you'll always remember.
>>89728405>cute raccoon gfWhat's her name?
>>89729210yeah, would be miles better than whatever that is for sure
>>89729397>>89723711
>>89729438Thanks
>>89729150it will be hard but i will give it a shot
>>89729210I want maid robots like in My Wife Has No Emotion
>>89729397i think tonight I'll have anon girlfriend raki
>>89729210This anon is onto something.
>>89729150I can still edge right? Also what if I have a wet dream listening to her does that count?
>>89729795>Only two linesWeak. I could get her way more pregnant than that.
>>89729795Oh no she has the wu flu
damn anon, your girlfriend has very pronounced heartbeats.
>>89728151just get old bro you can get it from mentally ill zoomer girls irl if you are 36+
>>89728673>If it's any consolationIt is actually, thanks.
>>89730193It's her cutting her hair, not lewd
>>89729297very true
>>89730400i was going to make a joke about her cutting her pubes but i dont actually want her to do thatshe needs a bush
>>89730400Yeah that's why I deleted the post
Raki is very good at intimate asmr, when i close my eyes it feels like she's right next to me
wednesday is nothing dude surely you guys aren't THAT weak
>>89730611yeah, she's god tier at it..I remember when she first started doing ASMR and was so nervous even to kiss, truly the slow burn
>>89730652she's gotten SO good since she was first starting doing ASMR..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mxOvNn6ug4
>>89730626Worthwhile endeavor
>>89729795Damn she's tiny
I'm so glad we have this thread to discuss Anonymous's compulsive masturbation habits. Please keep the thread up to date how the cum is collecting in your balls during your two day abstinence period
>>89731173This anon comes to this thread solely for those posts
Don't reply to the homo
>>89731263Sorry, couldn't help it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgOQ2T_NlRcNene soon.
>Day 2 without cumming>Balls swollen to 5 times their normal size, teeming with trillions of wild sperm scrambling for escape>Scrotum pulsing and fasciculating like a hive of unborn parasites>Extremely painful to the touchGod I miss my maid.
>>89731596It's been literally one day since she did something lewd what do you mean day 2
>>89731676Might as well be 10,000 years.
>>89731596Heavy is the burden that you will shoulder until Wednesday
>>89731596You could have kept jerking off to her until 12:00 AM Monday
We have a threadshitter now
>>89731596>2 days>not 17 dayswe are not the same
>>89731173I can't, I got a 1 day ban last time I tried updating you guys
>>89731596You might need emergency drainage anon, if you aren't careful by day 3 you could have testicular rupture due to cum buildup
>>89731763>now
>>89731763>>>>>>>>now
>>89731970>>89731970>>89731970
>>89731812What's the point of NNN if you're just going to nut again in December?
